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Post rain delay Gameday Thread

Time for the Giants' offense to really show off its muscles.

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The Giants haven’t won a game since Grant started using the fancy pitcher matchup stats. Coincidence??! Yeah, probably.

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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So, I’ve been gone since like 5:10. What did I miss?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim’s hat was amusing.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 mets

oic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The word "Runs"

has been deleted from all Giants memorabilia.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the tongue and the gluteas maximus

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Marc Anthony????

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate him now because of the Nissan commercials.

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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

good start to the inning. Hinshaw’s delivery/release point looks all out of wack to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

and I’m listening on the radio

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s all over the freaking place. No good can come of this.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, a leadoff walk.

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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

wow that was a nice play by Castillo.

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Jose.

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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks for bringing that up, Kuip.

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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

(yay)

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job by Alex to compose himself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Love Bengie Molina

Glad he is not going to ASG as he needs the time off

by wilriv21 on Jul 9, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie and Burriss have almost the same OPS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What, that loser can’t even hit better than the CATCHER!? Send him back to Augusta!

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like seriously, let’s give Bengie more regular days off, plz.

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done Rowand

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the gameday thread has become almost as active and exciting as the game.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not a beer drinker

But I’m kind of baffled as to why anyone would need the label to change color in order to tell their beer is cold. Couldn’t you accomplish the same thing by, oh, say, touching the bottle?

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

These are also ads that depict men as complete morons. They’re not all morons.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

Did the thread about the East Bay gathering ever accomplish its goal of setting a time? I was trying to look it up earlier, but it’s buried way back in the fanposts by this point.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been meaning to post a poll determining the date and time but I’ve been a lazy jerk. Would you like to do it? I’ll help in coordinating other stuff.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll try, but I’m really good at not getting around to things. It’s a talent.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not asking you to try. I want to to try to try.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor do they all get so excited over bad beer.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good beer, yeah. Shitty beer? That would be the true morons.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

True ‘dat.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wish they'd spend the money on useless marketing

...for making the product taste better.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But its water comes from the Rockies! Water from high elevation = automatically good!!

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the rain delay better.

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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember the 9th inning of the last Dodgers game? They scored a run. That was awesome.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Hinshaw’s gameday photo is one of the worst photographs I’ve ever seen. Where the heck do they get those photos from?

by neurofarm on Jul 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

they are usually just mug shots

but hinshaw looks like he is pooping

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have walked him, he had a base open.

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Matos time

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by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Bochy force him to finish the inning if it goes bad?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i havent seen a game in a while.. thisll be my first look at matos

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

but you say he’s just a friend

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are all friends

by wilriv21 on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this because...

my daughter watches a program every morning before school called “Yo Gabba Gabba.” In it Biz Markee gives a “beat of the day,” every day. Really random and really weird. My two-year-old seems to dig it though.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I about flipped when I heard Biz Markie was on that show. That’s so freaking cool. It’s almost worth having kids, to watch that show with them.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit, I don’t hate it when the kids watch Yo Gabba Gabba.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That show sucks. We tried it once. I’d rather watch Boobahs.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She loves the Australian Hi-5, which we get over here

But we tried the American version on a recent trip home. Same skits, no talent.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watch Yo Gabba Gabba. And I don’t have kids.

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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Kuip “Swinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-trails off”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG BATMAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG I KNOW

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAAAAAAAAAAAALE

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT

Plus Aaron Eckhardt is in it being hot too. The whole cast kicks ass and thank god there’s no more Katiebot.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maggie Gyllenhaal is like a million times better actress.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wilriv!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got Batman Begins from Netflix today. Never seen it, but I’m told I should look forward to it.

by neurofarm on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is indeed awesome. Hopefully you started watching BB already, instead of the final innings.

Only 8 days to Dark Knight, woo hoo!

by El4short on Jul 9, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

When given a pharoah shot, Osiris is good.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the youth better than all the old Gizas we had before.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, that one wasn’t bad.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but we’re still giving too much playing time to the United Arab Republic!

Wait, I don’t think I’m doing it right.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doing it wrong makes me want to Suez you.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 9, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

he made him look bad.. btw, why didnt we double switch there? matos is due up 3rd

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy only double switches when it doesn't make sense to

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

tips your hand

might as well just PH when his spot comes up

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by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure double switches are a lot more useful in AL games.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Katos!

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by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s silly enough to get their team gear from mlb.com when there’s eBay?

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s usually less fake gear on MLB.com

by Viliphied on Jul 9, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake, schmake. All my stuff has the MLB hologram – good enough for me.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the beginning of the season all over.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they forgot to pack some runs on this road trip.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should always pack something to help with the runs.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought of him as a slim, nervous looking man. IDKY.

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg secrets

Oh lawd Mr. Shulman looks like he lost a lot of hair. He was a pretty cool guy to me but I’ve been told other things.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He posted to alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants a few times back in the day. Good guy.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flail

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

not really

I took a nap during the delay

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by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

at least

he hit it further than vizquel can

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome back velez

gald to see you haven’t changed

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by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

glad

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by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“galled to see you haven’t changed” also works.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was an interesting “swing”, Eugenio.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Giants highlights

Aurilia hit a double in the 4th inning!!!

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

YABU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

shoulda just held on to that one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Not pretty.

(It always cracks me up when a pitcher misfires so badly when throwing to first, considering well-aimed throws are kinda part of the job description)

(and yes, I know that oversimplifies it)

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is unusually painful and embarassing.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, it’s “usually painful and embarrassing.”

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they haven’t run into each so its still not that painful

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it’s my fault for thinking WHY THE CRAP HAVEN’T WE SCORED A RUN IN THIS SERIES

And then I said to myself, I said, “self, you’re smarter than that.”

Oh well at least we didn’t get shut out by the Nats like the D’Backs did. lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you and yourself have some good conversations.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure I scare people when I take walks. I constantly talk to myself. Mostly it’s trying out dialogue for fiction stories, so I literally do have full conversations with myself.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t be any worse than when my fella mutters to himself while mowing the front lawn. It just makes him look crazy.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A boyfriend long ago used to mutter, no talked really and quite alot to himself. Didn’t matter what he was doing. People would ask “is he upset about something?” Answer: “No he always does that”, funny thing it never struck me as weird.

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

these days

it’s difficult to tell the wacky talking to themselves people, from the wacky bluetooth borg people

by Merope on Jul 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of it is XXX gay smut. If you wanna read that…

Although this fall I’m trying out some non-porn stuff in screenwriting. That should be interesting.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need dialog for that??

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just about to mention

I think it would be quite entertaining to hear Baron try out the dialogue for those while taking a walk.

Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just lol’ed.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually got the idea for the main plot for one of the stories (the longest one before I started this one thing I’ve been working on for over a year, 18000 words) while riding the bus home from work.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have been an interesting bus ride.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might even have the little notebook I used to make notes on the ideas!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A writer who actually writes stuff!?

Seems improbable. Most of us just sit around complaining about how we’re not writing.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right? Sadly the novel has stalled. Not for lack of ideas, just not much time and brainspace for it.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have about three or four of those. Stalled novels, that is.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been writing at least 200 words a week of original fiction for about the last month!

I know that 200 words a week is NOTHING, but after a year and a half of acting like I was just going to one day sit down and write 30,000 words… it was a necessary baby step.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 10, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s plot…sort of…mostly fighting, bickering, arguing, you know, what couples do.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that during all the sex?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 10, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

In one story, it was.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

'shipping? err, no.

Just ray-guns and warp drives, plz.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey hey we all have dreams. I just wanna live a double life as a sportswriter and erotic novelist.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

With all you do and all you are...

You’re awfully shiny.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAKBU

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 9, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

KABU?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ka-boom

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not one of yabu’s best outings thus far

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by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

nor worst

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by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

blurst?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that can be applied to many pitchers in this series

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit – I didn’t really mean for them to walk ‘em full.

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by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch to Beltran or pitch to Easley

Seems pretty straight-forward to me

Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Normally, perhaps. But with this team. . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YIBBU

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh this horrible commercial with “Filthy Wins-Will-Come”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What is Keiichi’s license plate?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a little something for those scoring at home

and even those who are alone.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anybody else given up on this game?

I’m just keeping it on to torture the kids (“Baseball? Again?”).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

No

I fully expect the Giants to win

Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade values are plummeting.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently everybody is off the table except for Durham and Aurilia, so it doesn’t really matter much.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Sabean also said he’d be willing to trade Vizquel?

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was last Friday. I think the latest from Will Carroll on BP is that they’re only listening for offers for those two (http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=935).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Sabean has decided that ownership will never, ever fire him and is just fucking with everyone at this point.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems to be working out well for him.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like one of Baron'

Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabes slash pretty much goes against the “erotic” thing…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suit yourself

Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

god the giants suck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Which would be okay if we weren’t watching old guys fuck up. I’d rather watch the kids fuck up.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we just call it a season at the All-star break?

I’m growing tired of wasting 3 hours a day on this team

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s your 2008 San Francisco Giants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

AZ seems to have caught the fevah.

Someone in the Pit posted “Hire BarryBonds Manilow.”

And while I was putting together a post the “Manilow” disappeared along with the strike…odd.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn, yes. I’ve yet to see Fred’s acting.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

or hear

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alas poor Yorick

Quick someone photoshop a skull in Fred’s glove.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That radio commercial with Randy Winn and Fred Lewis is the highlight of every game for me.

by neurofarm on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No hits since the fourth…

by cheno on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

...of July

it seems like

Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wet grass may explain Fred not getting to the ball, but it doesn’t excuse him not holding onto it when it hits him in the chest.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oh for the love of pete

just end this game already

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe we shoulda agreed to call it an official game in the 5th.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson urges fans to "Vote for Row!"

I respectfully disagree with Mr. Wilson

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I got that email – and promptly deleted it!

by Merope on Jul 9, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all in the plan...

they are lulling the Mets into a false sense of security, and will score 8 runs in the top of the 9th

by Merope on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If by "They" you mean the Mets themselves...

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody warming up in the ‘pen?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Off to dinner

No cooking to report on tonight – just take-out tacos.

by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a bad idea – my cooking last night resulted in singed eyelashes.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

and did you serve those on toast? or a la carte?

by Merope on Jul 9, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sauteed over a bed of crisp greens.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Farm Report

TI is alive and well in Fresno – 2 rbi double in first inning tonight

by wilriv21 on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

After slow starts...

Rohlinger and Sandoval have “hotted up” (as they say in Britain) of late.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good Romo, at least it will be quick

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

now, now we do not sell or buy human beings aka ballplayers. we trade them or barter perhaps

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or batter senseless.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good times.

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

same bat time, same bat channel?

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs are for pansies.

by neurofarm on Jul 9, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Insult to injury

We go straight to the A’s announcers and they pile on with this gem: “Giants offense wasn’t good to begin with, but two straight shutouts and…”

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 9, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Glen

Suck it.

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be in a bad mood, cos I laughed at that

by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much for adopt a school...

...and donating $$$ for every run the Giants score.

Since the schools are in such desperate financial straits, maybe it should be $100 for every run the Giants give up…

by Merope on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito pitching tomorrow… 10AM start… I’m sleeping in.

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow—I just caught up with the thread and see there was far more excitement over the “Dark Knight” ad than anything this sorry-ass team did.

Rightfully so, of course … we have July 18 circled.

by El4short on Jul 9, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE WAS A DARK KNIGHT AD AND I MISSED IT???!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 10, 2008 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was it the same one that dominoes premiered? Because if so, SEEN IT.

And also, awesome.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 10, 2008 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ramon Castro?

I mean, seriously?

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I swear Omar Minaya thinks it's 1998

That and he thinks latin players are the only ones worth getting

Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went to the game. Somehow, I had fun. Rain. Shutout. at least it was live baseball. Doesn’t look like the Giants are having fun though. I am in a big blame Bochy moment. What would it take to get him fired at the All-Star break?

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Bitching and moaning about offense

I’ve been reading or hearing (on KNBR, Duman Bruce) about how bad the Giants offense is. And it is bad, in its inconsistencies, but they have been better lately. However, you can only do so much when the shortstop is such a big hole offensively. That’s probably costing us close to half a run a game, even the best teams will find it hard with any starter with stats that bad in your lineup.

How about tipping your hat to Johan Santana, the best pitcher in the majors? How about acknowledging that Pelfrey has been on a great run against teams for 8 starts now, it is not just the Giants having trouble scoring runs off of him lately. If you are knowledgeable about baseball, you would know the Giants would have trouble scoring off these guys. I can understand under estimating what Pelfrey could do, but Johan Santana?

If you are a radio host and you don’t know who Johan Santana is and how good he is, well, he needs to go to remedial sports radio hosting classes. It is OK to have an attitude if you know what you are talking about. To do otherwise is insulting and, worse, aggravating and boring.

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin "Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No, I don’t wanna.

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I beg to differ

If you are knowledgeable about baseball, you would know the Giants would have trouble scoring off these guys

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 10, 2008 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure it’s tough to score on Santana – but how many innings did he pitch?

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 10, 2008 6:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope everybody took the over on Grant’s over/under line.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 10, 2008 1:01 AM PDT reply actions  

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