Open Gameday Thread, 7/9
San Francisco Giants at New York Mets, Jul 9, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
Pfft. You call that a strikeout rate, Johan? And a .500 record, really? Double pfffft. Like you're really going to be able to one-hit this robust Giants lineup. Heck, there's no way you can do it, Johan. Omar Vizquel is going to the Hall of Fame, and you think you can make him pop up to the second baseman in the at-bats that he doesn't strike out? You need a course in Gamerology 101*.
* I'm actually just conducting an experiment for my jinx-sci class. Pay no mind. Enjoy the game. Over/under on total runs: four.
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Today's Run-scoring lineup
LF Lewis
2B Durham
RF Winn
C Molina
CF Rowand
1B Aurilia
3B Castillo
SS Burriss
P Sanchez
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You would have gotten more responses, but the other guy is a gamer.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m the Travis Denker of lineup posts.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the hell is Travis Denker?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's related to Dan Thorhammer
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Run-scoring lineup
I’d prefer a runs-scoring lineup
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ll take what you can get and you’ll like it, mister.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F. Lewis lf
R. Durham 2b
R. Winn rf
B. Molina c
A. Rowand cf
R. Aurilia 1b
J. Castillo 3b
E. Burriss ss
J. Sanchez p
Yay a Burris sighting! But man against one of the nastiest lefties….greattttt, what a way to set him up for success
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jul 9, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Burriss sighting offset by Aurilia and Castillo at the corners.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 9, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just might actually be the correct lineup versus Santana. Wow.
by rotorueter on Jul 9, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just say no
to bengie in the 4 hole.
by Viliphied on Jul 9, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s got pretty good lifetime numbers against Santana though (11 for 23).
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not a fan
of pitcher v batter stats
by Viliphied on Jul 9, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me either. in all other aspects of stat analysis people scream small sample size, but not here…
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The .245 july ops is somewhat discouraging, though.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are 4 holes???! You must explain to me about this fourth one. I am intrigued.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this “E. Burriss” character? Where’s Omar?!
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
The future hall of famer not in the lineup? But – but…Gamerology 101, as Grant said!
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait
You mean we chose to start a guy at SS who is hitting better than the pitcher?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 9, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could really use a good performance by our starting pitcher. Just saying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito wasn’t enough for you?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me take you on a journey through time....
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantasy team?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 9, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
109 strikeouts!
For both of them!
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, how many?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 9, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But when it does, it will die 109 deaths.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
game on CSN?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even money says that at some point in the evening’s festivities, Santana makes Castillo cry and/or question his manhood.
by younghutch on Jul 9, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gimme 10-1 odds and i say it wont happen
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re on…he’s already sniffling in the clubhouse.
by younghutch on Jul 9, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we have Cosmic Carlos in our corner.
by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
technical difficulties on the pregame show.
by Viliphied on Jul 9, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRIVIA
Just used BB-Ref’s PI Tool and it turns out that if you sort hitters by OPS+ (with a minimum of 140 AB’s or more) Vizquel is having the 18th worst offensive season in baseball of ALL TIME.
That’s pretty impressive, but even more impressive that Tony Pena of the Royals is having an even worse season in the same year. What are the odds?
by xanthan on Jul 9, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s the year of shortstops having really ridiculously awful years!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
need to shoop Omar’s face on there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your 2008 Giants
We may not lead the league in suck, but we come damn close.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy says
“Velez is pretty much going to rot on the bench . Everyone else in Fresno is available in case of injuries.”
At least, that’s how I understood him.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE, DR. STAT!!
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2008/07/06/dr-stat-attacks/
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whoops, reply to xanthan gum
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I saw that yesterday.
Hilarious! And really sad at the same time.
/retreats to underground STAT lair.
by xanthan on Jul 9, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
ungamer
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jul 9, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm scrappy, i swear!!
put me in coach, i’ll wear more eye black and promise to get my uni dirty
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You even scratch your nuts…hell, you’ll scratch your teammates’ nuts, if needed.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this guy’s blog. I’ve pimped him on my blarg a couple of times.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both starting pitchers have names that start with “Jo” and “San”. Coincidence? Maybe…MAYBE NOT!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
our josan is better
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any special reason, or do you just hate Hawaiians?
And if the latter, is Sid Fernandez next?
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, I don’t hate Hawaiians. Unless it’s Shane Victorino.
He was all THE METS BEAT UP TIM LINCECUM LAST NIGHT WE’RE SO AWESOME ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE ROBBLE.
by xanthan on Jul 9, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i believe it was RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“WHITE POWER!”
“But…I’m white…”
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It ain’t easy being white :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and 45 for JoSan – chez
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay
either gameday is jacked up or fred lewis decided to bat righty
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, righties can’t hit lefties either.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, when the righties are on the giants.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just trying to keep them on their toes
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good AB, Durham
You didn’t look silly AT ALL
by giantfan5 on Jul 9, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well he was definately looking at something
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great inning guys...
I have a feeling this might be a quick game
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or a reaaalllyyy looonnngg one
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On Sunday, when I was at the game, there was one inning that was over in 5 minutes. Maybe we can do that for all 9 here – 45 minutes total.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So when does the first inning start?
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well, good game guys
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Sanchez is pitching tonight
according to Jon.
Wonder if he’s related to Jonathan.
by Viliphied on Jul 9, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They all look the same?
I used to know a particularly obnoxious Mets fan who repeatedly referred to Roberto Alomar as Raul Mondesi. At least Fred/Jonathan makes more sense than that.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he misspoke
Fred Savage is starting. Expect reflections on growing up in the late ‘60s/early ‘70s.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“We didn’t say anything at the time, but I think we both knew that after that strikeout, a little piece of my childhood had slipped away.”
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was Jon doing his Vin Scully impersonation?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL at least CSN is showing it tonight…
by giantfan5 on Jul 9, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Some finishing would be nice.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
grant, I will take the over [4 total runs over/under]
for one thing, 2-2 scores are rare.
For another, relief pitchers usually get into these games at some point.
wagering…a stale donut
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
by foothillsfan on Jul 9, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm,
if Gameday pitch tracker is accurate at all, there’s a wide strike zone tonight.
by Viliphied on Jul 9, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And ball 1 to Loltran shoulda been strike 1
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
walks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
- The San Francisco Giants starting lineup’s opinion
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Citi Park has trash hanging off the sides…
by giantfan5 on Jul 9, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s a harsh way to describe Luis Castillo.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SANCHEZ COULDNT FINISH OFF WRIGHT HE’LL NEVER BE A MAJOR LEAGUE ACE HE SUCKS
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FOURTH STARTER AT BEST
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where’s Inside the Coke Bottle when you need him!?
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 INNINGS
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell of an AB from Wright
hate to see that the first time through the line up
by fwoty oz on Jul 9, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SANCHEZ SUCKS
DFA NOW
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is sooo hot
I’m not enjoying how much heat my laptop is producing…
by giantfan5 on Jul 9, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GET IT DONE SABES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
throw in Angel V
and we can talk
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better toss in Bumgarner and maybe Schierholtz just to be safe.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean Lincecum and Cain?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about all four? Everyone’s happy that way.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie fi'n'a get hot
just sayin’
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I DIDN'T SAY RIGHT NOW NECESSARILY
just fixin’ ta
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be a Gamer, Vote!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't tell me what to do
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no "I" in Gamer!!!!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammit
i was just posting that
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Gamer Loves to Make an Impression, especially on the outfield wall!!!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Gamer Has No Respect for Clean Uniforms or the People Who Wear Them
(TV shows Cain/Lincecum/Sanchez pitching with a clean uniform)
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Gamer loves to put on a show!!!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for rain delays!
getting the bonus coverage on ESPN!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL STAR
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VOTE THAT MAN INTO THE ALL STAR GAME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and no prodcutive out for ORLYA
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by GIDP with 2 outs?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would be surprising!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can bend time and space with his GIDPs!
by xanthan on Jul 9, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo will find a way.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, no point in a GIDP without a runner in scoring position.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by taking a pitch
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess again
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least we got a runner
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Giants
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
San FranciscLOL Giants
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude hits double plays.
FYP
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude looks like Alice the Goon
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i just lost my bet with younghutch
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi, I'm Victor Martinez
I wonder how much money they spent on the mlb.tv spots just to annoy us
by fwoty oz on Jul 9, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poll!
What’s worse, Giants baseball or having to watch Dancing with the Stars with my lady in half an hour?
by xanthan on Jul 9, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you really don't know?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 9, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I think it’s that YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE show.
by xanthan on Jul 9, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's worse
At least So You Think You Can Dance had Guttenberg.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your life truly is a rich tapestry.
by rotorueter on Jul 9, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, tough!
I’d say dancing, though. On the other hand, lady…
by giantfan5 on Jul 9, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he should go on the show after he retires
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he should give that a shot
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy G asked him about that earlier this year…
by giantfan5 on Jul 9, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My grandmother watches that shit. I think I’ve said all I need to say.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oof, did they really say that?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They said something about Easley receiving good “Bronx cheers”.
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Goodman was right!
Fire Krukow! Bring back Ron Fairley! NOW!
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Goodman was right!
FIRE THEM! Bring Back Ron Fairley! NOW!
That is pretty stupid, though, since they’re there.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, that first batter went Easley
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Kuip just say bitchin'?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I thought
I thought I was hearing things
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jul 9, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
Tatis just got bitched
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I see Tatis, I’m amazed he’s still alive and in baseball.
by xanthan on Jul 9, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fernando Tatis and Jughead from Bazooka Joe
Never seen in the same room
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grab pine
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
whoa
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t seem to have thought all your points through on that one.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think moustaches need to be added for Sanchez starts
Grant get on that.
by Angry Dwarf on Jul 9, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iawtc
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grant does so much moustache-related work for Sanchez starts that I wouldn’t want to bug him to do any more.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This may be a stupid question, but shouldn’t it have technically been a balk when Santana was lightly rocking back and forth in the stretch?
by CardinalAce on Jul 9, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO EMMANUEL
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jonathan sanchez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speed and defense!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not even out of the infield? Pathetic.
That should get Vizquel at least another week of starts.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Sanchez’s bunting has improved since Friday.
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 strike bunt ftw!
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 9, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
burriss should try to do nothing but hit slow rollers to 3rd
by fwoty oz on Jul 9, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
beats Omar's weak fly ball strategy
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny’s BA up to .305.
Just saying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but Omar’s savvy….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But how will Vizquel improve if he doesn’t get any at-bats?
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez's bunt just sailed like 10 rows behind home plate
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Next at-bat: baseball’s first bunt home run.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only at Coors
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Santana pounding the zone*
24 strikes, 5 balls
- preemptive “that’s what she said”
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the 5 hole
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must’ve eaten a bad street vendor hot dog.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
soda went through the nose on that, thanks
by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s concentrating on getting a thought from one side of his head to another.
It takes awhile.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s trying to figure out if it’s too early in the game for a pointless double switch.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kuip: "They (the Giants) haven't scored in this series."
you know, cause this series has been soooo long
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA KRUKOW
call up tim goodman
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she blah blah blah
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 9, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if santana's throwing a change at 79
that’s borderline unfair
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Freddie’s perturbed
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
with 2 strikes I think you gotta swing at that
especially since this ump has shown some corner calls
by fwoty oz on Jul 9, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred saw 6 pitches.
That’s pretty good.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I recall, he’s in the top 5 for most pitches per at bat.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone loves Durham
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freddie
taking the wrong pitch again. :(
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don’t get perturbed!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis
The Master of the Called 3rd strike…
by giantfan5 on Jul 9, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Santana's just thinking like Krukow here
He knew he had an open base.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2, in fact!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ray Durham
OBP Machine
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can see why Sabean doesn’t want to trade Winn.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
77MPH change
sick.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can totally see this team making the playoffs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah I don't see the phillies beating them
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 9, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mock mock mock mock
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA yer girlfriend :-)
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 9, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't it sad
that we start thinking about no-hitters after 2 innings? I know I often do.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 9, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After 30+ years without one, we’re getting a little desperate.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting no-hit?
Yes, I definitely worry about that, and it’s sad.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dfa sanchez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 9, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't be rash now
We need him after we dfa Cain.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 9, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Zito, Misch, and Hennessey is a good start to a rotation, but you need to throw a couple warm bodies in there too.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Is Zito the only ace on this team?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
throw strikes, goddammit
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had an open base!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
love the Bochy article on your site, BTW
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 9, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can has strikes?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a strike!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haven’t seen shelving like that since, well I won’t say what year it was cos most of you weren’t born yet.
by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I look to my left
and sigh deeply.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still have a bit of that shelving in my closet.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
swhats?
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve got a time machine if you’d like to go back to 1994…
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if I can bring back Matt Williams and put him in tonight’s lineup.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ray Durham to Sanchez:
Throw strikes, [Giants Pitcher]
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my heart goes pitter-patter when it’s hit to left lately
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Endy Chaves:
Warning track power?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or against the Cardinals
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Endy Chavez, Duane Kuiper, Rafael Belliard: the ultimate murderer’s row.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Endive Chives
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Relase Point
anyone seent it?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 9, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOWCH!
Did Wright look that silly in his 1st AB?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, I need it now. Does anybody know where would have it in stock?
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Comcast Digital Voice
Judging from the ad campaign, the point of this product is that it makes you dumber than a box of hair?
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You'd have to be to pass up those savings!
I am not watching the game on television right now.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pete and Larry in the crowd today.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Molina
.297 SLG in June
.125 SLG in July (actually, slightly lower now – that doesn’t count today)
Maybe, just maybe he’s not the ideal cleanup hitter after all.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s probably just depressed he didn’t make the All-Star team.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 9, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to sign him to a lucrative extension!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is this “homer” you talk of?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many consecutive SF scoreless innings so far?
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so it seems
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many games have we played?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rich Aurilia for cleanup hitter
unfortunately, there is a case to be made for this
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He hit 37 homers once!
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this season
more HRs per at bat than anybody on this team except Bowker.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stay hot Richie
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRADE VALUE!
Can I just say how glad I am that Aurilia has recovered from his bad season last year and his horrible start to this season? He was one of my favorite Giants for years, and I would’ve hated for him to go out on such a pathetic note.
I still hope they trade him at the deadline, though.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget, earlier this season, he still looked finished.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do 2/3 of the McCoven
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll probably walk Burriss and Sanchez to get to Lewis.
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo – spanish for on-base machine
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't feel bad, Castillo
There will be other rallies to kill
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Were those calls as bad as ESPN’s Gamecast says they were?
by cheno on Jul 9, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hmm
While I have the game on tv with the sound off, I’m listening to the podcast of Selected Shorts (public radio show featuring dramatic readings of short stories) – the story on now is set in San Francisco, and says that, in The City, takeout food is referred to as “carry-out.” While I’ve heard the latter term, I don’t really think that’s the case in general. Am I just missing something, being from the East Bay?
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Sanchez has a good inning here, he’ll be out WHIPing Santana so far.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That comment might make you worthy of a nerd badge.
by Evan on Jul 9, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he giving the established hitter or pitcher the benfit of the doubt on everything?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's he do when Rowand gets up?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fabric of space-time is ripped apart.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(I’m watching Gameday and noticed Beltran got the close call, but Burriss didn’t)
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s been giving Johan the low, corner strikes, but not Johan.
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johanathan
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but not Jonathan?
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by groug on Jul 9, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Johananthan.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I win
Dirty’s new nickname if he wins this one?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was the fist pitch under Delgado’s chin?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Delgado's chin did a lot of moving to get out of the way
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah poop
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Y’know, the Mets could really use Ray Durham and Randy Winn. I mean, Damion Easley? Fernando Tatis?
by Evan on Jul 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they have nothing to give us in return
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabean would probably ask for Moises Alou.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They could give us Damion Easley and Fernando Tatis.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no it didn't kruk
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he threw that same pitch to delgado
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for a while it sounded like 5 people were cheering and there was a definite second syllable in the team. it was also accompanied by booing. perhaps you’re right.
by cornball on Jul 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is still a small but strong Giants contingent in NYC, so it’s not entirely out of the question.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another mellon seeker?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe if JoSan was Johan he would
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The mets announcers are saying Sanchez is getting squeezed
by fwoty oz on Jul 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
at least they are honest
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because the bases are open, doesn’t mean you have to fill them.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thats not what krukow thinks
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way Bochy is sitting back in the dugout blowing bubbles makes it look like he really doesn’t give a flying fuck about the game. Look interested, man!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Back in that game when he left Matos in forever while he was melting down and blowing the game, they showed Bochy in the dugout, sitting there and repeatedly spitting on the floor.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even though they is an "open base"
you gotta go after castro so you can face johan to lead off the next inning
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there* is
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we have to see that stoopid crappy cheap looking apple.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's too bad
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Jonathan.
And that stupid apple can die already.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know New Yorkers who desperately want the Mets to bring that apple to the new ballpark. Do not get.
by jcb9 on Jul 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like a kid’s summer camp paper mache project or something.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should blow it up a la the Kingdome.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While we’re at it let’s bring every shitty thing from New York!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's from New York!
Home of the World’s Greatest Everything!
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what? really
I thought that was a pop-up
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
go ahead bite the big apple, don’t bite no maggots
by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now there are three open bases to fill.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
feck
i dont think i can do this tonight. too much pain.
by cornball on Jul 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
someone like castro should not be able to hit a 2 strike home run..
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was BS
kid gets squeezed then gives up a pop-up homerun.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What do they call those things where the batter hits the ball over the fence?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a non-Gamertastic hit
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And are we allowed to hit them too, or only the other team?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no "Gamer" in "Home Run"!!!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we’re allowed to hit them after we pass “Go”>
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That might be a while, we are stuck in jail with no get out free card...
C’mon doubles
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re never gonna get there. The Dodgers put hotels on Baltic and Mediterranean. We keep landing there and we ran out of money.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know, it's never come up
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting batting technique, Jonathan
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for rain!
Stall for time, Ray.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how many at-bats before we conclude that Lewis is no good against lefties?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i think bochy is tryin to prove his point
so he sends him out there against santana
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are we gonna have a 5 inning game?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hopefully not....
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like it, unless Ray Ray can get on base.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET ON BASE RAY!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It worked!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD
good
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rain harder!!!!!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 9, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well crap.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i still remember when randy swung at a 3-0 pitch in the 9th of a game when we needed base runners and popped up.. maybe hes not too bright
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And for the 200th time
“Stay thirsty, my friends.”
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"The Most Interesting Man in the World"
I am a little shamed to admit that I like this commercial. I maybe watch too much tv.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1 for each
so +2
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the commercial too
I’d like it even more if they didn’t show it twice during every break.
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SNL rip off
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the matter with Randy?
First Pitch? First Pitch? Do you not understand the situation? YOU’RE A BUM!!!!!
formerly April3rdLifeBegins
by YaSquare on Jul 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe it rains over there in July
by superk1ng on Jul 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And they don’t believe that it doesn’t rain here all summer. I have east coast relatives that don’t understand why we have such terrible brush/forest fires. They’ve at times expressed the opinion that our firefighters didn’t know how to fight fires!
by Merope on Jul 9, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good christ, that advertising's effective.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the commercial, but
I wish I had a Negro Modello
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me, too. Preferably Tyra Banks.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
alas I’m not that interesting, corona for me
by timmeh on Jul 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no beer
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<--- must therefore stay thirsty, my friends.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this bot is broken
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, broken, but it's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But interview with Tim, while Tim is wearing a stupid looking hat. Is it worth it? I say yes.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The kids stole the remote and put WordGirl on. Let me know if the rain delay ends.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I switched over to the Phillies/Cardinals game where they’re talking about the “great story” of Rick Ankiel.
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Epic failure and PEDS?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheat 2 win
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta admit-- that's a great story.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's sucks not being to watch or listen to games
Gameday is cool and all but I like actual baseball, not simulations of actual baseball.
Also sucks: three run homers off our good starting pitchers.
Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also sucks
Rain delays
Only 883 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about simulations of actual rain delays?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other NL West failure news
D’backs losing to the Nationals 5-0 after 6.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will they sign Bonds now?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they’d be interested in a shiny Dave Roberts.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The D’backs have apparently actually discussed it (http://www.azcentral.com/members/Blog/NickPiecoro/27464), as have the Red Sox (http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/extras/thebuzz/), and maybe even the Mets. (Shoutout to my blarg, where this is included in my link roundup today. Can I say that?)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Common Castoff Casualty
Livan really bit it today vs. the beloved Sox – 4 innings , 11 hits , 6ER
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Restart in 15 minutes
According to Jon Miller
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
w00t
I don’t really like Family Guy that much
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the first couple of seasons. It started to go downhill after it came back though.
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that really necessary?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think the Giants have been embarassed nearly enough.
by Natto on Jul 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, there’s more embarrassment where that came from.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 9, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blah blah some lewd comment about the Giants being into humiliation.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 9, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least that should get Santana out of there
not like it will help
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
btw, that means sanchez is officially done until the all star break is over
First half numbers:
111 IP
115K
3.97 ERA
by superk1ng on Jul 9, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty terrible
DFA!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 9, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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