Gameday Thread: Escape 2 New York
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT
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Somebody needs to tell the Giants they’re not at home anymore.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
it's ok
only 3 runs behind….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
lol Joan Rivers on the radio and at the game.
Off-topic to take my mind off the score.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Any theories on why Timmy's velocity is down?
Higher mound? Heat? Lice?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
Homer Radar Guns
Same one that had Zito 90, Wilson 100…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
you are saying Timmy actually throws in the low 90s and Pelfrey actually throws a little bit faster?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That “In play, no out” thing is getting on my nerves.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Wha' happen?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
That's a base hit
but Freddie’s ball was an error. Yeah…
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Freddie’s ball was mishandled….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Wright reached on a bad throw. Freddie reached on a ball that Easley barely was able to get a glove on but unable to make a play.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Agh the Mets are tearing up Tim's offspeed
WHY!
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
His curve isn't biting
I’ve seen one good one all game. He’s had a few that just flew up out of the strike zone and a couple hangers. The change he has no control over. And his fastball is a couple MPH short.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
That one was too good to put in non capital letters
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Hey, the Mets have a Jose Castillo too!
Only his name is Damion Easley.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
Will we win again before the All Star break?
Something tells me that if we do, it won’t be more than 1.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
So that’s where the Giants’ power went.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Note
Even with his worst stuff of the year, Timmy is still able to get batters out. Save that one horrible hanging curve to Beltran this isn’t a bad start.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
less pitches per inning that Pelfrey now, too
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie sure deserves to go to the All-Star Game, huh guys?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
you mean like Brian Wilson?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Or Jason Varitek
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Oh, that reminds me
Also Derek Jeter.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Miguel Tejada over Jose Reyes.
wow
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Reyes plays in New York too
Inexplicable.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Have the Giants really scored NO RUNS?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Shutout?
You mean, like when a team doesn’t allow its opponent to score any runs at all?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
yeah God that Bowker kid
Really sucks
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, with the exception of Durham, Winn, Molina, Rowand, Aurilia, and Vizquel this is a pretty young lineup.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Our lineup is not really that young
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip just got a text message
surprising….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
ok, maybe he’s not that old
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
One of his kids texted him during a broadcast and Kruk busted his chops for it for a good three or four innings.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I'm going home
Natto, you’re in charge. Make sure the Giants score runs or else you’ll be held accountable.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Clearly you weren't ready.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
70 pitches in 4 IP
That’s not bad at all after the 1st. On pace for 6+
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Just got here
I’m starting a new charity like Zito’s, it’s called Runs for Timmy.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
No
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It actually appears that no one is donating.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Pelfrey’s over half way to that SHUTOUT.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This is all setting up
For Velez to steal the game winning base.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
The question is
Will it be a straight steal of home, or will it be another double steal?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He scores from first on a botched pickoff throw.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad to see the offense peaking going into tomorrow's game against Santana
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Pelfrey now has more Ks than the Enchanter.
This cannot be allowed.
Then again, probably half the league would have more Ks than Timmy if they got to face the Giants lineup every game.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
Anagram of "Giants hitters"
GIANT SHITTERS
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
That's kinda the point
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
you gotta be fucking kidding me
7 fastballs in a row to the pitcher?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Opposing pitchers getting hits off Timmy..
maybe there is hope for Omar
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Maybe if he BECOMES a Giants pitcher.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we steal the song that the fans sing for Reyes for use when Castillo GIDP?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Looking at the Mets lineup
If it weren’t for Reyes, Wright and Pelfrey, I’d swear it was 1998.
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
Time
(Mason, Waters, Wright, Gilmour) 7:06
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you’re older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I’d something more to say.
Careful with that axe , Eugene.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Has Timmy always had that cross jewelry around his neck?
For those of you watching on tv…I hadn’t noticed it before, and was wondering if he usually does. I also haven’t see it on any of the published pictures of him so far. Could just be my bad eyesight though
He usually wears about a hundred necklaces, including the cross. I’m wondering where they all went to. I haven’t seen them in his recent starts.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
Speak for yourself buddy!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap, he give up another run?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So I’m thinking I’m better off just calling this one and getting in the shower.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
Mind your conservation pledge , Baroness.
How many will fit?
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LHP only need apply.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah it was a thinly veiled way to say I have the hots for Sanchez and Hinshaw. But you didn’t hear that from me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hinshaw?
really? the sideways cap fills me with rage. I wear mine like Lowry, the right way but still cool.
He’s very good looking when he’s sitting right next to you talking and smiling.
I mean, uh…he’s a good pitcher.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, plus he has nice hair. I’m just digging myself in deeper.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
How can I spin this one to sound like we’re talking about his pitching mechanics. I need damage control stat!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Something about being on my knees, blah blah, Baron’s a whore.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You're from the east bay
we all are, it’s okay. Buy a mango tomorrow at your hobo BARTmarket and you will feel better!
Hey the hobo mangos were some damn fine mangos.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Im sure they were
but i think you should try the grapes from the lady who is wearing a trashbag as a diaper.
Eventually im going to stop judging it once i actually see it but my station has shit for produce.
Last fall I got some cucumbers at that market that would make an insecure man very uncomfortable. And they were delicious.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm scrambling to interpret LHP in ways that serve me.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s steal it and make it into a pie.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, but I want the kind of apple pie with the criss-cross crust on top.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Then feed the crappy pie to someone we don’t like!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to admit
Jon did not sound surprised by that one.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
I feel so vulnerable and deflated when Timmy pitches like this
The world seems just a little bit less colorful.
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
Then make it an even seven.
Because five is , well , surmountable.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, this reminds me, did anyone else get a call from Robo-Kruk to vote for Rowand?
I did.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Have the all-star starters been decided yet?
I guess Timmy probably won’t get it after today. I actually don’t mind that too much, if it means he is limited to one inning.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Going out on a limb here – Maybe getting that extra start out of Timmy was just greedy and wrong headed.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
He’s already got a ton of innings. No reason to add to the workload, especially when he will probably pitch in the all-star game.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Do you suppose it really was a bid to get an extra win before the break, or an FU to Hurdle for starting Webb?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I like Bowker
He hits the ball out of the infield.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
From a non-statistical personal viewpoint
I feel that Timmy is at a disadvantage when the conditions hot and humid, so I get uneasy when I see his hair drenched in sweat. The one other game I recall was the Washington game – great overall start, but lower Ks than usual. I know the other pitchers and players have to deal with it too. But maybe it’s with him being below average weight wise, maybe he’s got a higher loss of fluids to body weight percentage than other pitchers that hurts him as a power pitcher. Or maybe he just can’t get a good grip on the ball. Or maybe it’s just a normal so-so start for a pitcher with high standards, lol.
So we assign someone to spray him with a hose. Problem solved.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum Hose Play!
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
4-0?
Okay, I guess I’m not too angry my boss kept me late after all.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
You haven’t missed much.
Except a lot of Joan Rivers screen time.
My question: where the hell is Bea Arthur?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Yeah the Mets have a...
AGH WE AREN’T JINXING THEM IT ISN’T WHY ISN’T IT WORKING AAAA
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Weeeeeell
thanks for skipping Correia’s start so Timmy could miss the All Star Game, Bruce. It helped a goddamn lot. The regular season is what matters! = )
They should have them play with aluminum
Also the defense should wear football padding and the fences should be pushed back to 600 feet.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Pelfrey is on a 4-game win streak, but he hasn’t been very good. It helps to have 38 runs of support though.
What is this “run support” you speak of?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Mailing it in
I don’t care who’s on the mound for us, starting Omar is mailing it in.
and their stoopid home run apple and dumbass big-baseball head mascot.
and Joan Rivers.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Avoid giving up hits, walks, and runs, [Giants Pitcher].
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Bunting with a 4 run lead?
Now they’re just running up the score.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
so many voters hung up on this guy:
R. Killer, 12, 3B, San Francisco
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Well, this game never happened.
I’m going to go get snacks.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
I was thinking exactly that. Almost like it doesn’t matter if it gets there on time or on line – Bengie won’t hold on anyway.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
esp. the ones from Rowand (still 2 days to vote, people.)
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Don't hate the game - hate the players.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
We appear to have reached the “oh fuck it” portion of the program.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
NL West TempestTeapot
Everybody plays!
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Olympic scouts on hand , lol
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The only rational conclusion
Bruce Bochy is officially nuts
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
Cheerier note
Pablo HR for Ct. today—he seems to have solved AA.
Yay Pablito.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this game.
This particular game.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
That's all I need.
Well , that’s not entirely true…
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to go re-read the article on Timmeh in SI
just to get my spirits back up.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
ok… on another cheery note….looking forward to Sanchez tomorrow night….doesn’t he pitch well in humid conditions?
I pitch well in humid conditions? Where’s my fat contract?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You're quite humid , apparently.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No stupid, dig up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya I was quoting a Simpsons episode where Homer and some others are digging out of a well and one of them says “no stupid, dig up!” to get out of the hole. Which is a good way to not go anywhere.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Me=fail.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Who needs porn when you have McCovey Chronicles?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
McCovey Pornicles
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Difficult walking on wet tile floors , huh?
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That's tasteless
ly funny
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
tbf, Schoenweis seriously destroys all LHH.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Lincecum Hand Hair!
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ditch that , it's broken.
We’re down not enough (0) to too much (1)
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
My mind spins
at the thought of what workout involves a cucumber.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
A really really big cucumber.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cucumbers
They were offered to me. In exchange for money. What would you do?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That's no pare. Pear. Whatever.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pair?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw....
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Fernando Tateris
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Fernando Tatis homerun=more bizarre than Correia bullpen appearance
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
Woah
Totally late here, but…the Mets have somebody named Argenis playing for them?
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
What makes this day even worse
...is the Red Sox scored four runs in the bottom of the 8th to overtake the Twins. I could care less about the Twins but I hate the Sox. (I know BVCE concurs.)
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Still , this one works. It's just been as reversed as any Curse.
Q: What’s the difference between a hot dog at Fenway and a hot dog at Yankee Stadium?
A: You can get a hot dog at Fenway in October.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Now pitching, "Joe Smith"
The Mets are so embarrassed by the Giants offense they’re going under pseudonyms now.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
Thank Dog that's over
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram of "Giants hitters"
IT IS A STRENGTH
Anagrammer = FAIL
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
wow. who thought of that :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
err by thought of, i meant "figured that out"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
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