Gameday Thread: Escape 2 New York
So far, so good.
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FIRST!
fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody needs to tell the Giants they’re not at home anymore.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's ok
only 3 runs behind….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread will probably fail too, oh darn aren’t I negative.
Oh and Rags is still useless.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m totally going to the Stitch n Pitch thing
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Joan Rivers on the radio and at the game.
Off-topic to take my mind off the score.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if she's here...
who’s running hell?
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any theories on why Timmy's velocity is down?
Higher mound? Heat? Lice?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Homer Radar Guns
Same one that had Zito 90, Wilson 100…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
you are saying Timmy actually throws in the low 90s and Pelfrey actually throws a little bit faster?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, great throw richie
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That “In play, no out” thing is getting on my nerves.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wha' happen?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie makes a tough play and throws to first. It was somewhat offline, so Bowker had to go to his right to catch it and the momentum took him away from the bag, but he was touching first when he caught the ball.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a base hit
but Freddie’s ball was an error. Yeah…
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Freddie’s ball was mishandled….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
while Bowker didn’t get to Beltran’s scorcher
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wright reached on a bad throw. Freddie reached on a ball that Easley barely was able to get a glove on but unable to make a play.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 you
-1 me
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoops one play behind
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agh the Mets are tearing up Tim's offspeed
WHY!
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His curve isn't biting
I’ve seen one good one all game. He’s had a few that just flew up out of the strike zone and a couple hangers. The change he has no control over. And his fastball is a couple MPH short.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one was too good to put in non capital letters
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that DP was a godsend.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
channeling Castillo…
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, the Mets have a Jose Castillo too!
Only his name is Damion Easley.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will we win again before the All Star break?
Something tells me that if we do, it won’t be more than 1.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we must collapse...
...better now than after the trade deadline.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that’s where the Giants’ power went.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Afflac! What Giant has the most career HR’s at Shea Stadium?
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Note
Even with his worst stuff of the year, Timmy is still able to get batters out. Save that one horrible hanging curve to Beltran this isn’t a bad start.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
less pitches per inning that Pelfrey now, too
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bengie sure deserves to go to the All-Star Game, huh guys?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean like Brian Wilson?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Jason Varitek
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that reminds me
Also Derek Jeter.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Tejada over Jose Reyes.
wow
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reyes plays in New York too
Inexplicable.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have the Giants really scored NO RUNS?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shutout?
You mean, like when a team doesn’t allow its opponent to score any runs at all?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One AB too late, Bowker.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah God that Bowker kid
Really sucks
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kruk just used the words “Giants” and “young team” together. that sounds weird…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, the adjective old got replaced with terrible
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, with the exception of Durham, Winn, Molina, Rowand, Aurilia, and Vizquel this is a pretty young lineup.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our lineup is not really that young
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially with Durham, Aurilia and Vizquel all in the lineup.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you discussed how HOT it is here for the shutout?
by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kuip just got a text message
surprising….
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, maybe he’s not that old
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of his kids texted him during a broadcast and Kruk busted his chops for it for a good three or four innings.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And is kissing up to the corporate sponsors…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when you have a job, it comes with the terrority
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
what is up w/ these 0-2 hits
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I'm going home
Natto, you’re in charge. Make sure the Giants score runs or else you’ll be held accountable.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, I don’t know if I can take that much responsibility.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly you weren't ready.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
70 pitches in 4 IP
That’s not bad at all after the 1st. On pace for 6+
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately the offense is still on pace to being SHUT OUT.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh
sure…. turn that way for a second
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got here
I’m starting a new charity like Zito’s, it’s called Runs for Timmy.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It actually appears that no one is donating.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damion handled that… *snicker * EASLEY!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pelfrey’s over half way to that SHUTOUT.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is all setting up
For Velez to steal the game winning base.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The question is
Will it be a straight steal of home, or will it be another double steal?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He scores from first on a botched pickoff throw.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad to see the offense peaking going into tomorrow's game against Santana
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pelfrey now has more Ks than the Enchanter.
This cannot be allowed.
Then again, probably half the league would have more Ks than Timmy if they got to face the Giants lineup every game.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Giants hitters"
GIANT SHITTERS
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's kinda the point
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That explains Kruk’s comment about Rowand’s nasty shit a few weeks ago.
by out machine on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you gotta be fucking kidding me
7 fastballs in a row to the pitcher?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Opposing pitchers getting hits off Timmy..
maybe there is hope for Omar
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if he BECOMES a Giants pitcher.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we steal the song that the fans sing for Reyes for use when Castillo GIDP?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looking at the Mets lineup
If it weren’t for Reyes, Wright and Pelfrey, I’d swear it was 1998.
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's not 1998?
oh crap and i just wrote all those checks
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time
(Mason, Waters, Wright, Gilmour) 7:06
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you’re older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I’d something more to say.
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Careful with that axe , Eugene.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at that symmetry
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to buy some runs, please
to solve the puzzle
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has Timmy always had that cross jewelry around his neck?
For those of you watching on tv…I hadn’t noticed it before, and was wondering if he usually does. I also haven’t see it on any of the published pictures of him so far. Could just be my bad eyesight though
by Frank144 on Jul 8, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, he always has that. Its only visible sometimes though…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He usually wears about a hundred necklaces, including the cross. I’m wondering where they all went to. I haven’t seen them in his recent starts.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously
he thinks he has surpassed jesus
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is this I hear about a SHUTOUT?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha Kruk!
“She’s eating ice cream, and her face is frozen!”
“Yup, too much Ice cream!”
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're not gonna score tonight, are we?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna say no.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
Speak for yourself buddy!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap, he give up another run?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, Lincecum is turning into Shawn Estes 2.0.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Spackle!
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I’m thinking I’m better off just calling this one and getting in the shower.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mind your conservation pledge , Baroness.
How many will fit?
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LHP only need apply.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
righties are retarded and filled with suck
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah it was a thinly veiled way to say I have the hots for Sanchez and Hinshaw. But you didn’t hear that from me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hinshaw?
really? the sideways cap fills me with rage. I wear mine like Lowry, the right way but still cool.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s very good looking when he’s sitting right next to you talking and smiling.
I mean, uh…he’s a good pitcher.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, plus he has nice hair. I’m just digging myself in deeper.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you got to admit he has a terrible body.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can I spin this one to sound like we’re talking about his pitching mechanics. I need damage control stat!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
if you started catching for Hinshaw and Sanchez?
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something about being on my knees, blah blah, Baron’s a whore.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're from the east bay
we all are, it’s okay. Buy a mango tomorrow at your hobo BARTmarket and you will feel better!
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey the hobo mangos were some damn fine mangos.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im sure they were
but i think you should try the grapes from the lady who is wearing a trashbag as a diaper.
Eventually im going to stop judging it once i actually see it but my station has shit for produce.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last fall I got some cucumbers at that market that would make an insecure man very uncomfortable. And they were delicious.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
I’m half expected you to not eat it. I’m glad you showed some restraint.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm scrambling to interpret LHP in ways that serve me.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lobster-Handed Poolboys
obviously
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shitty shitty shit shit shit.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That apple looks cheap and stoopid.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let’s steal it and make it into a pie.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, but I want the kind of apple pie with the criss-cross crust on top.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then feed the crappy pie to someone we don’t like!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to admit
Jon did not sound surprised by that one.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade Lincecum. He’s inconsistent and terrible.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Rios still available?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel so vulnerable and deflated when Timmy pitches like this
The world seems just a little bit less colorful.
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giants better score five runs in this inning otherwise Boch will bring TIm out to pitch in the 7th.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then make it an even seven.
Because five is , well , surmountable.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you believe that the Mets have a SHUTOUT going?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, this reminds me, did anyone else get a call from Robo-Kruk to vote for Rowand?
I did.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have the all-star starters been decided yet?
I guess Timmy probably won’t get it after today. I actually don’t mind that too much, if it means he is limited to one inning.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder...
Do the Mets still have a shutout going?
by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Going out on a limb here – Maybe getting that extra start out of Timmy was just greedy and wrong headed.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for hindsight!
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost always 20/20!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s already got a ton of innings. No reason to add to the workload, especially when he will probably pitch in the all-star game.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you suppose it really was a bid to get an extra win before the break, or an FU to Hurdle for starting Webb?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Bowker
He hits the ball out of the infield.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Bowker
He hits
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From a non-statistical personal viewpoint
I feel that Timmy is at a disadvantage when the conditions hot and humid, so I get uneasy when I see his hair drenched in sweat. The one other game I recall was the Washington game – great overall start, but lower Ks than usual. I know the other pitchers and players have to deal with it too. But maybe it’s with him being below average weight wise, maybe he’s got a higher loss of fluids to body weight percentage than other pitchers that hurts him as a power pitcher. Or maybe he just can’t get a good grip on the ball. Or maybe it’s just a normal so-so start for a pitcher with high standards, lol.
by Frank144 on Jul 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So we assign someone to spray him with a hose. Problem solved.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum Hose Play!
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4-0?
Okay, I guess I’m not too angry my boss kept me late after all.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You haven’t missed much.
Except a lot of Joan Rivers screen time.
My question: where the hell is Bea Arthur?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the Mets have a...
AGH WE AREN’T JINXING THEM IT ISN’T WHY ISN’T IT WORKING AAAA
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
infield hit!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There’s that kidney stone magic.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weeeeeell
thanks for skipping Correia’s start so Timmy could miss the All Star Game, Bruce. It helped a goddamn lot. The regular season is what matters! = )
by boonitez on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
there’s goes another bat.
How long ‘till they ban those suckers?
by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should have them play with aluminum
Also the defense should wear football padding and the fences should be pushed back to 600 feet.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in a baseball game recently where an aluminum bat broke in two. It was one of those stealth composite bats, broke right where the handle meets the barrell.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s some scary shit. especially for the pitcher
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
might as well has 2 pitchers in the lineup
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
Eugenio leads off next inning?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pelfrey is on a 4-game win streak, but he hasn’t been very good. It helps to have 38 runs of support though.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this “run support” you speak of?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mailing it in
I don’t care who’s on the mound for us, starting Omar is mailing it in.
by NearestNorwich on Jul 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taschner is such a generous guy. Giving the rook his first career hit.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Always thinking of others.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck the mets
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and their stoopid home run apple and dumbass big-baseball head mascot.
and Joan Rivers.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Avoid giving up hits, walks, and runs, [Giants Pitcher].
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bunting with a 4 run lead?
Now they’re just running up the score.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit
Wright has 70 rbi. Why is he not in the All-Star game?
by CB30 on Jul 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
east coast bias
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so many voters hung up on this guy:
R. Killer, 12, 3B, San Francisco
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, this game never happened.
I’m going to go get snacks.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, Reyes was pretty much at third base on a ball that wasn’t even a tough play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does it seem like Bengie never catches those throws from the outfield?
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking exactly that. Almost like it doesn’t matter if it gets there on time or on line – Bengie won’t hold on anyway.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
esp. the ones from Rowand (still 2 days to vote, people.)
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they’ve sent me like four emails in two days
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
once you start firing off the txt messages, you’ll really feel the pain. They reply to EVERY text. Ugh.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it really does
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't hate the game - hate the players.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate them all tonight!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo in at SS?
SERIOUSLY?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We appear to have reached the “oh fuck it” portion of the program.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NL West TempestTeapot
Everybody plays!
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we hit that sometime during the first inning?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Bochy officially jumped the shark?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Olympic scouts on hand , lol
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only rational conclusion
Bruce Bochy is officially nuts
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheerier note
Pablo HR for Ct. today—he seems to have solved AA.
by NearestNorwich on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Pablito.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUCE BOCHY HAS NO BRAIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it’s completely empty
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
if he puts that place on the market he can make 2000 a month in SF
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got bats in his Pelfrey
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this game.
This particular game.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's all I need.
Well , that’s not entirely true…
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to go re-read the article on Timmeh in SI
just to get my spirits back up.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what I meant. You’re much more specific.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok… on another cheery note….looking forward to Sanchez tomorrow night….doesn’t he pitch well in humid conditions?
by chica on Jul 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the new Giants: every pitcher sucks but Zito.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pitch well in humid conditions? Where’s my fat contract?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're quite humid , apparently.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No stupid, dig up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can dig up, I always thought you dig down
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya I was quoting a Simpsons episode where Homer and some others are digging out of a well and one of them says “no stupid, dig up!” to get out of the hole. Which is a good way to not go anywhere.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me=fail.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you were right.
Homer: “We’ll dig our way out!”
Chief Wiggum: “No, dig up, stupid”
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they like thinking of you as hot and sweaty.
by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who needs porn when you have McCovey Chronicles?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
everyone
in the east bat is fucking hot and sweaty
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McCovey Pornicles
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you wearing?
I have nothing but rubber gloves.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Difficult walking on wet tile floors , huh?
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all those mango and cucumber workouts really added some strength and velocity
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most players like the heat, Timmy is not one of them. Sanchez on the other hand does.
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's tasteless
ly funny
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOSE CASTILLO IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tbf, Schoenweis seriously destroys all LHH.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum Hand Hair!
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ditch that , it's broken.
We’re down not enough (0) to too much (1)
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the looks of it there’ll be a shut out going until at least this time tomorrow nite
by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
failed reply post, but points for effort
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mind spins
at the thought of what workout involves a cucumber.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
teh one where you don’t walk right for a week
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A really really big cucumber.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
suc ha dirty birdy. No wonder you like Sanchez.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cucumbers
They were offered to me. In exchange for money. What would you do?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buy two
eat one and stuff one. Then walk around the BART station with a limp.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's no pare. Pear. Whatever.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pair?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw....
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok game off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fernando Tateris
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey
sorry to break it to y’all, but i think this game might be as done as Joan Rivers
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fernando Tatis homerun=more bizarre than Correia bullpen appearance
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woah
Totally late here, but…the Mets have somebody named Argenis playing for them?
Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What makes this day even worse
...is the Red Sox scored four runs in the bottom of the 8th to overtake the Twins. I could care less about the Twins but I hate the Sox. (I know BVCE concurs.)
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still , this one works. It's just been as reversed as any Curse.
Q: What’s the difference between a hot dog at Fenway and a hot dog at Yankee Stadium?
A: You can get a hot dog at Fenway in October.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now pitching, "Joe Smith"
The Mets are so embarrassed by the Giants offense they’re going under pseudonyms now.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now pitching...
some drunk dude they hauled out of the center field bleachers…
by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss something or have there been no shots of Lincecum or any of the other Giants in their dugout…..?
by chica on Jul 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank Dog that's over
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And that's the ballgame.

The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What if it was a really f*king big elephant?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha Brand to Sixers, Maggette to Warriors – Baron got owned.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Giants hitters"
IT IS A STRENGTH
Anagrammer = FAIL
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow. who thought of that :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
err by thought of, i meant "figured that out"
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I’ll get some mangos for dessert tonight….thanks for the idea guys:)
by chica on Jul 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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