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Mets Announcers: MIKE PELFREY IS A PITCHING GOD

Want. to. die.

by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody needs to tell the Giants they’re not at home anymore.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK

Hey Giants – you’re not at home anymore!

(think that’ll work?)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's ok

only 3 runs behind….

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats like 15 to the Giants

by CB30 on Jul 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread will probably fail too, oh darn aren’t I negative.

Oh and Rags is still useless.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m totally going to the Stitch n Pitch thing

by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Joan Rivers on the radio and at the game.

Off-topic to take my mind off the score.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if she's here...

who’s running hell?

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In that case, I’ll repost this from the first thread:

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homer Radar Guns

Same one that had Zito 90, Wilson 100…

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So...

you are saying Timmy actually throws in the low 90s and Pelfrey actually throws a little bit faster?

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, great throw richie

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That “In play, no out” thing is getting on my nerves.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good call, ump.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wha' happen?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie makes a tough play and throws to first. It was somewhat offline, so Bowker had to go to his right to catch it and the momentum took him away from the bag, but he was touching first when he caught the ball.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Note: it was not.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a base hit

but Freddie’s ball was an error. Yeah…

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freddie’s ball was mishandled….

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

while Bowker didn’t get to Beltran’s scorcher

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wright reached on a bad throw. Freddie reached on a ball that Easley barely was able to get a glove on but unable to make a play.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1 you

-1 me

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoops one play behind

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so ummm...

what else is on tv tonight?

by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agh the Mets are tearing up Tim's offspeed

WHY!

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His curve isn't biting

I’ve seen one good one all game. He’s had a few that just flew up out of the strike zone and a couple hangers. The change he has no control over. And his fastball is a couple MPH short.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That one was too good to put in non capital letters

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that DP was a godsend.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

channeling Castillo…

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, the Mets have a Jose Castillo too!

Only his name is Damion Easley.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Will we win again before the All Star break?

Something tells me that if we do, it won’t be more than 1.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If we must collapse...

...better now than after the trade deadline.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that’s where the Giants’ power went.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Afflac! What Giant has the most career HR’s at Shea Stadium?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Note

Even with his worst stuff of the year, Timmy is still able to get batters out. Save that one horrible hanging curve to Beltran this isn’t a bad start.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Three more innings for a quality start!!

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

less pitches per inning that Pelfrey now, too

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie sure deserves to go to the All-Star Game, huh guys?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you mean like Brian Wilson?

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Jason Varitek

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he’s the CAPTAIN!!

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, that reminds me

Also Derek Jeter.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who could say no to those Calm Eyes?

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miguel Tejada over Jose Reyes.

wow

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reyes plays in New York too

Inexplicable.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That just cost you a Final Vote, Rowand.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have the Giants really scored NO RUNS?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shutout?

You mean, like when a team doesn’t allow its opponent to score any runs at all?

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One AB too late, Bowker.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah God that Bowker kid

Really sucks

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk just used the words “Giants” and “young team” together. that sounds weird…

by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, the adjective old got replaced with terrible

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, with the exception of Durham, Winn, Molina, Rowand, Aurilia, and Vizquel this is a pretty young lineup.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our lineup is not really that young

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially with Durham, Aurilia and Vizquel all in the lineup.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you discussed how HOT it is here for the shutout?

by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuip just got a text message

surprising….

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, maybe he’s not that old

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of his kids texted him during a broadcast and Kruk busted his chops for it for a good three or four innings.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And is kissing up to the corporate sponsors…

by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when you have a job, it comes with the terrority

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clutch ground out!

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So much for the shift.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

what is up w/ these 0-2 hits

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play!

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, I'm going home

Natto, you’re in charge. Make sure the Giants score runs or else you’ll be held accountable.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, I don’t know if I can take that much responsibility.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly you weren't ready.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have failed

Forgive me, master.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

70 pitches in 4 IP

That’s not bad at all after the 1st. On pace for 6+

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somehow Pelfrey has more.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately the offense is still on pace to being SHUT OUT.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Turn that shiyat.

by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cue the Huey Lewis!

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a raincoat?

by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh

sure…. turn that way for a second

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why yes it is Paul!

by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got here

I’m starting a new charity like Zito’s, it’s called Runs for Timmy.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain will not be donating.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It actually appears that no one is donating.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damion handled that… *snicker * EASLEY!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who let howtheyscored in here?

by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about that SHUTOUT Pelfrey has going?

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pelfrey’s over half way to that SHUTOUT.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and going and going and going…

by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Shutout. That is amazing.

by out machine on Jul 8, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is all setting up

For Velez to steal the game winning base.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The question is

Will it be a straight steal of home, or will it be another double steal?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He scores from first on a botched pickoff throw.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pelfrey now has more Ks than the Enchanter.

This cannot be allowed.

Then again, probably half the league would have more Ks than Timmy if they got to face the Giants lineup every game.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Giants hitters"

GIANT SHITTERS

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really much of an anagram.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's kinda the point

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That explains Kruk’s comment about Rowand’s nasty shit a few weeks ago.

by out machine on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you gotta be fucking kidding me
7 fastballs in a row to the pitcher?

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my bad

another hanging curve

by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Opposing pitchers getting hits off Timmy..

maybe there is hope for Omar

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if he faces a Giants pitcher.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if he BECOMES a Giants pitcher.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking at the Mets lineup

If it weren’t for Reyes, Wright and Pelfrey, I’d swear it was 1998.

Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's not 1998?

oh crap and i just wrote all those checks

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time
(Mason, Waters, Wright, Gilmour) 7:06

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you’re older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I’d something more to say.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Careful with that axe , Eugene.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LinveKKKKum

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look at that symmetry

Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Wright?

More like David WRONG! LOL
/howtheyscored joke

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has Timmy always had that cross jewelry around his neck?

For those of you watching on tv…I hadn’t noticed it before, and was wondering if he usually does. I also haven’t see it on any of the published pictures of him so far. Could just be my bad eyesight though

by Frank144 on Jul 8, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, he always has that. Its only visible sometimes though…

by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He usually wears about a hundred necklaces, including the cross. I’m wondering where they all went to. I haven’t seen them in his recent starts.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously

he thinks he has surpassed jesus

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is this I hear about a SHUTOUT?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha Kruk!

“She’s eating ice cream, and her face is frozen!”

“Yup, too much Ice cream!”

by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, yes.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna say no.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Speak for yourself buddy!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Round three goes to Lincecum

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There goes the quality start.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Homer by Delgado

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, Lincecum is turning into Shawn Estes 2.0.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Spackle!

Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I’m thinking I’m better off just calling this one and getting in the shower.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh thats what that is…..

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mind your conservation pledge , Baroness.

How many will fit?

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LHP only need apply.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

righties are retarded and filled with suck

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah it was a thinly veiled way to say I have the hots for Sanchez and Hinshaw. But you didn’t hear that from me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hinshaw?

really? the sideways cap fills me with rage. I wear mine like Lowry, the right way but still cool.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s very good looking when he’s sitting right next to you talking and smiling.

I mean, uh…he’s a good pitcher.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, plus he has nice hair. I’m just digging myself in deeper.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But you got to admit he has a terrible body.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can I spin this one to sound like we’re talking about his pitching mechanics. I need damage control stat!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

if you started catching for Hinshaw and Sanchez?

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something about being on my knees, blah blah, Baron’s a whore.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're from the east bay

we all are, it’s okay. Buy a mango tomorrow at your hobo BARTmarket and you will feel better!

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey the hobo mangos were some damn fine mangos.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im sure they were

but i think you should try the grapes from the lady who is wearing a trashbag as a diaper.

Eventually im going to stop judging it once i actually see it but my station has shit for produce.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last fall I got some cucumbers at that market that would make an insecure man very uncomfortable. And they were delicious.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only a LHP was selling them.

by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

I’m half expected you to not eat it. I’m glad you showed some restraint.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shitty shitty shit shit shit.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That apple looks cheap and stoopid.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let’s steal it and make it into a pie.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, but I want the kind of apple pie with the criss-cross crust on top.

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think you want that apple

It’s old and crusty.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you’re doing it wrong!

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then feed the crappy pie to someone we don’t like!

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another 0-2 hit.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit

Jon did not sound surprised by that one.

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade Lincecum. He’s inconsistent and terrible.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Rios still available?

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel so vulnerable and deflated when Timmy pitches like this

The world seems just a little bit less colorful.

Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants better score five runs in this inning otherwise Boch will bring TIm out to pitch in the 7th.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then make it an even seven.

Because five is , well , surmountable.

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you believe that the Mets have a SHUTOUT going?

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have the all-star starters been decided yet?

I guess Timmy probably won’t get it after today. I actually don’t mind that too much, if it means he is limited to one inning.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder...

Do the Mets still have a shutout going?

by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Going out on a limb here – Maybe getting that extra start out of Timmy was just greedy and wrong headed.

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray for hindsight!

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost always 20/20!

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s already got a ton of innings. No reason to add to the workload, especially when he will probably pitch in the all-star game.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you suppose it really was a bid to get an extra win before the break, or an FU to Hurdle for starting Webb?

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Bowker

He hits the ball out of the infield.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Bowker

He hits

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From a non-statistical personal viewpoint

I feel that Timmy is at a disadvantage when the conditions hot and humid, so I get uneasy when I see his hair drenched in sweat. The one other game I recall was the Washington game – great overall start, but lower Ks than usual. I know the other pitchers and players have to deal with it too. But maybe it’s with him being below average weight wise, maybe he’s got a higher loss of fluids to body weight percentage than other pitchers that hurts him as a power pitcher. Or maybe he just can’t get a good grip on the ball. Or maybe it’s just a normal so-so start for a pitcher with high standards, lol.

by Frank144 on Jul 8, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So we assign someone to spray him with a hose. Problem solved.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum Hose Play!

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, put the bullpen catcher to work

by Frank144 on Jul 8, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-0?

Okay, I guess I’m not too angry my boss kept me late after all.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You haven’t missed much.

Except a lot of Joan Rivers screen time.

My question: where the hell is Bea Arthur?

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah the Mets have a...

AGH WE AREN’T JINXING THEM IT ISN’T WHY ISN’T IT WORKING AAAA

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

infield hit!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There’s that kidney stone magic.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A mighty cut by Aurilia.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Weeeeeell

thanks for skipping Correia’s start so Timmy could miss the All Star Game, Bruce. It helped a goddamn lot. The regular season is what matters! = )

by boonitez on Jul 8, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

there’s goes another bat.
How long ‘till they ban those suckers?

by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They should have them play with aluminum

Also the defense should wear football padding and the fences should be pushed back to 600 feet.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in a baseball game recently where an aluminum bat broke in two. It was one of those stealth composite bats, broke right where the handle meets the barrell.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s some scary shit. especially for the pitcher

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad Omar is in the lineup.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

might as well has 2 pitchers in the lineup

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

Eugenio leads off next inning?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pelfrey is on a 4-game win streak, but he hasn’t been very good. It helps to have 38 runs of support though.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is this “run support” you speak of?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mailing it in

I don’t care who’s on the mound for us, starting Omar is mailing it in.

by NearestNorwich on Jul 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Taschner is such a generous guy. Giving the rook his first career hit.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Always thinking of others.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck the mets

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and their stoopid home run apple and dumbass big-baseball head mascot.

and Joan Rivers.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Reyes is irritating me today.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Avoid giving up hits, walks, and runs, [Giants Pitcher].

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bunt into a triple play, Chavez!

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bunting with a 4 run lead?

Now they’re just running up the score.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

Wright has 70 rbi. Why is he not in the All-Star game?

by CB30 on Jul 8, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

east coast bias

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so many voters hung up on this guy:

R. Killer, 12, 3B, San Francisco

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JACK

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, this game never happened.

I’m going to go get snacks.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, Reyes was pretty much at third base on a ball that wasn’t even a tough play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He wanted to take out Ray at second.

by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does it seem like Bengie never catches those throws from the outfield?

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking exactly that. Almost like it doesn’t matter if it gets there on time or on line – Bengie won’t hold on anyway.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

esp. the ones from Rowand (still 2 days to vote, people.)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they’ve sent me like four emails in two days

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

once you start firing off the txt messages, you’ll really feel the pain. They reply to EVERY text. Ugh.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it really does

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't hate the game - hate the players.

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate them all tonight!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correia?

Buh?

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also Castillo in for Omar. Manny who?

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Castillo in at SS?

SERIOUSLY?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We appear to have reached the “oh fuck it” portion of the program.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL West TempestTeapot

Everybody plays!

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we hit that sometime during the first inning?

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IAWTbuh?

wtf???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olympic scouts on hand , lol

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only rational conclusion

Bruce Bochy is officially nuts

Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheerier note

Pablo HR for Ct. today—he seems to have solved AA.

by NearestNorwich on Jul 8, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Pablito.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we no need no stinkin’ Posey

by wilriv21 on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRUCE BOCHY HAS NO BRAIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No way

too much head for that

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s completely empty

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

if he puts that place on the market he can make 2000 a month in SF

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's got bats in his Pelfrey

Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate this game.

This particular game.

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's all I need.

Well , that’s not entirely true…

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to go re-read the article on Timmeh in SI

just to get my spirits back up.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what I meant. You’re much more specific.

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by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok… on another cheery note….looking forward to Sanchez tomorrow night….doesn’t he pitch well in humid conditions?

by chica on Jul 8, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the new Giants: every pitcher sucks but Zito.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I pitch well in humid conditions? Where’s my fat contract?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're quite humid , apparently.

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You dig well in humid conditions.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No stupid, dig up.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Simpsons reference

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya I was quoting a Simpsons episode where Homer and some others are digging out of a well and one of them says “no stupid, dig up!” to get out of the hole. Which is a good way to not go anywhere.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

psh

it’s totally Moe

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me=fail.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you were right.

Homer: “We’ll dig our way out!”
Chief Wiggum: “No, dig up, stupid”

by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they like thinking of you as hot and sweaty.

by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who needs porn when you have McCovey Chronicles?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly. And work safe.

by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

everyone

in the east bat is fucking hot and sweaty

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least the hot and sweaty part.

by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McCovey Pornicles

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all those mango and cucumber workouts really added some strength and velocity

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most players like the heat, Timmy is not one of them. Sanchez on the other hand does.

by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 8, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's tasteless

ly funny

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JOSE CASTILLO IS A PIECE OF SHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tbf, Schoenweis seriously destroys all LHH.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum Hand Hair!

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Is there still a SHUT OUT going?

by robbgin on Jul 8, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ditch that , it's broken.

We’re down not enough (0) to too much (1)

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from the looks of it there’ll be a shut out going until at least this time tomorrow nite

by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My laptop ran outta batteries, but there isn’t really much left to talk about anyway.

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by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mango and cucumber workouts…..? Yum.

by chica on Jul 8, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

failed reply post, but points for effort

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My mind spins

at the thought of what workout involves a cucumber.

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

teh one where you don’t walk right for a week

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A really really big cucumber.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

suc ha dirty birdy. No wonder you like Sanchez.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cucumbers

They were offered to me. In exchange for money. What would you do?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buy two

eat one and stuff one. Then walk around the BART station with a limp.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's no pare. Pear. Whatever.

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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pair?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw....

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok game off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fernando Tateris

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can this night be over please?

by chica on Jul 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

sorry to break it to y’all, but i think this game might be as done as Joan Rivers

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but not unexpected

by CB30 on Jul 8, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woah

Totally late here, but…the Mets have somebody named Argenis playing for them?

Only 884 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh heh rhymes with…..nevermind

by CB30 on Jul 8, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What makes this day even worse

...is the Red Sox scored four runs in the bottom of the 8th to overtake the Twins. I could care less about the Twins but I hate the Sox. (I know BVCE concurs.)

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 8, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still , this one works. It's just been as reversed as any Curse.

Q: What’s the difference between a hot dog at Fenway and a hot dog at Yankee Stadium?

A: You can get a hot dog at Fenway in October.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now pitching, "Joe Smith"

The Mets are so embarrassed by the Giants offense they’re going under pseudonyms now.

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now pitching...

some drunk dude they hauled out of the center field bleachers…

by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss something or have there been no shots of Lincecum or any of the other Giants in their dugout…..?

by chica on Jul 8, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha Brand to Sixers, Maggette to Warriors – Baron got owned.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Giants hitters"

IT IS A STRENGTH

Anagrammer = FAIL

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 8, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow. who thought of that :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

err by thought of, i meant "figured that out"

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 9, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I’ll get some mangos for dessert tonight….thanks for the idea guys:)

by chica on Jul 8, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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