Open Gameday Thread, 7/8
San Francisco Giants at New York Mets, Jul 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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I want like a hundred strikeouts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
to be exact, you want 109 strikeouts
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something about that baby scares me. Maybe its the hand ripples.
by RougeGorrila on Jul 8, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

YOU’VE GOT TO READ
THE NEWEST EDITION OF
DRAGON SLAYING
Get the Inside Story about Dragons
What they are
How to Identify them
How to tame, slay, or transform them
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lf lewis
2b Durham
rf winn
c Molina
cf rowand
1b bowker
3b aurilia
ss vizquel
p lincecum
by superk1ng on Jul 8, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tired of Bengie batting 4th
so tired
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing
Iron Man Castillo will also make an appearance, possibly in a double switch.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez safely on the bench.
for now.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy will throw him in as a pinch runner, late in the game, lefty on the mound.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
Since Omar indicated a willingness to sit on the bench while Burriss got some starts, Big Head has started Vizquel pretty much every game.
Following this cause-and-effect, this means that if I were to tell Bruce Bochy I’d be willing to do the team’s laundry after every game, theyd probably give me the majority ownership share.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today's win probability
Source / Fave / Win% / Total Runs
LV Hilton / Mets / 51.22% / 7.5
AccuScore / Giants / 53.00% / 8.5
My Simulator / Mets / 50.96% / 7.63
vr, Xeifrank
by Xeifrank on Jul 8, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my simulation shows Timmay > all.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
timmy's win prob
109%
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's science
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Jul 8, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These are soooo stupid
Think about it. Do you really think Timmy would only win 1/2 the time?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously his simulator failed to factor in the dragon-slaying metric.
by RougeGorrila on Jul 8, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No its actually a good simulator as long as the person behind it isn't a fucking troll.
Be gone ass face!
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jul 8, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike "Bats in the" Pelfrey
Sorry.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slightly OT...
Has any non-subscriber been able to get their mitts on a copy of SI? Apparently every Borders and Barnes&Noble in Northern California sold out within an hour or so…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Safeway had it
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Jul 8, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly where have you looked.
I found a bunch when I was in the East Bay yesterday at Barnes & Noble, specifically Alameda.
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only because Sharksrog started along the coast and hasn’t made it to other side of the bay yet.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 8, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sharks usually start along the coast and pick off anything they can find
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting with ...
Eugenio Velez!
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on Jul 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NYAH NYAH NYAH
Subscription!
What am I bid?
Hey , man , Vegas is a high maintenance bitch.
C’mon , help a brother McCovenite out , wouldja , huh?
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol I’m in the Central Valley, so we have looked @ places in Merced and Fresno mostly. I just figured I’d put a bid in on a copy on eBay. I know, lame.
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve always been a ESPN the Magazine man myself…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried it. I guess I’m more a traditionalist. Although I miss Steve Rushin.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(The Steve Rushin thing was kinda a non-seq. But I think SI was a better mag with him instead of Dan Patrick.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing I really don’t like about ESPN is Bill Simmons. The beginning of every issue is like an update on the Boston sports scene or a rave about how great Boston teams are/were.
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no luck in sac...
I’ve been to all the book stores, grocery stores and drug stores in our little corner of the world and haven’t been able to find it.
If I do find it – I’m going to try the IGA tomorrow- I’ll buy all the copies I can find!
by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is Aurilia still hitting 7th? He’s been hot lately, take advantage Bochy. Ugh. Lincecum should bat 8th also, Vizquel is terrible. La Russa would have done this already.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Hey Pablito hit another HR today. 2-3 2b HR.
I realize he has only been in Conn. for a few weeks but is a call up to AAA in order if he tears the AA a new ass like he did the Cal?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jul 8, 2008 3:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These are the 2008 Giants. Guys who’ve been in AA for a couple hours get called up to San Francisco later that day.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could see Pablito being a 2009 Giant, though with all that ass tearing.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have we done this to any real prospects yet?
Cause relievers and long shot shortstops aren’t those.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Denker, Velez, Holm and Bowker all pretty much skipped AAA
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 8, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAA, I don’t really care about. Nobody with any talent stays in AAA very long.
Skipping guys without much AA experience is more worrysome (Romo, Burriss, Bocock).
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he does it over 60+ games like in SJ, maybe.
Today’s performance brings him up to a .793 OPS in 14 AA games. That’s good but not overwhelming.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT
A’s just traded Harden and Gaudin for Gallagher, Murton, Patterson, and catching prospect Josh Donaldson.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/07/dave-kaplan-of.html#comments
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jul 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Harden will probably shut the Giants down when they’re in Chicago.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to the other pitchers throughout the league who don’t shut down the Giants?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My comment was more a snark than anything. But your point is valid.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That’s something…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I do something wrong?
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jul 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Natto just likes cats.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me an' Pops in L.A.
Gatos calientes por la victoridad!
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Cubs had traded all of that for Harden alone, this might be dumb, but to get Gaudin as well——I don’t hate this trade for either team.
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The AN folks don’t seem to like it, they feel (immediate reaction) that Billy Beane got fleeced.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Gut
Is the same.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda agree
Gallagher will fit in with the A’s collection of 3rd starters.
Matt Murton = healthier Travis Buck.
Patterson I don’t like at all. The catching prospect, I don’t know anything about. If he’s a stud, then maybe this is the best you can’t get for a volatile commodity like Harden.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The catching prospect isn't hitting in A-ball
Though he mashed in the NWL last year.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over/Under on how many starts
Before Harden’s arm explodes and is done for his career?
10
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The So-Long Handshake of Death
The 12 -3 guys on KNBR were talking today about all the former A’s players who are now on the DL ...just coming off the DL … or are headed for the DL
by Merope on Jul 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God we got Zito before that happened!
Wait…
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you down on Patterson? He seems to have a good minor league track record, and PECOTA thinks he has a Ray Durham career ahead of him.
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t it about time for Harden to break down again?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in a couple days
With the giants in Chicago
by CB30 on Jul 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's had arm soreness recently
his last two starts have had a bit of the suck.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arms Race
now Milwaukee just has to come back and trade Mat Gamel for Aurilia, Durham and Secret Agent
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we'll throw Bochy and Omar in for free too
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How About
Bochy for Pinella, strait up.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont think they would be interested
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a Mark Magwire rookie card...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoshit
I think the Cubs owned on that trade.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course, I’m not a fan of Gallagher.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s probably going to have like a 2.00 ERA now that he’s on the A’s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then Harden will go on the DL on his next outing.
That Beane will look like a genius.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 8, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Decent talent if they were just trading for 1.5 years of Harden, but league average to above average insurance in Gaudin totally tips the scales of that trade
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until Harden explodes
I just don’t trust Beene…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
This is why “Being like the A’s” and selling high sucks.
The A’s have pretty much decided they aren’t going anywhere this season -
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT
Anybody else looking forward to Hellboy II? Looks like the sleeper superhero flick.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YEAH!
pun intended
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Hellboy surprised me by being a complex character with a wide range of peculiarities. Plus he likes cats.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else think
That Boch could take over for Sam Eliott in these Coors commercials? they have pretty damn similar voices.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sam Elliot could probably take over for Bochy as manager, too
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sam Elliot would look really cool at least. Like a cooler version of Jim Leyland.
by rotorueter on Jul 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leyland looks like a corpse.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like a cooler version of Jim Leyland.
I’m not convinced that’s possible.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now all we need
Is Jeff Bridges as pitching coach
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sam Elliot. The Banquet Manager.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
An arms race in the NL central bodes well for the giants when in 2 years all their good prospects are in the AL…just a thought
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by “their” i mean NL central teams’ prospects
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by "NL central teams"
You mean the Brewers and Cubs
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It also Bodes well
If we can trade some of our fucking players for this bounty of prospects.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously…why is Omar still starting
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jul 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’re hoping he’ll snap out of it…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s a veteran!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He stole home that one time.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Veterans just need playing time to shake off the rust so they can be consistent in the field.
Rookies need to be punished whenever they do anything wrong by sitting them on the bench for weeks at a time.
It’s just science.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get used to it
I get bochy’s perspective when i talk to my 65 year old dad.
He’s like, come on we’re not gonna win this year, let Omar have his swan song.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum is outhitting vizquel
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PS
For those of us without Tv/Radio access, please keep updated of things that happen as opposed to just “Bowker!” etc.
“Bowker goes yard!” is much more helpful :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are people without TV/ Radio Access?
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_07_08_sfnmlb_nynmlb_1&mode=gameday
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure
If I want to find out what happened 15 minutes later…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s working fine for me.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giving it a try.
Don’t you people have Jobs? lol.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work
That’s why that link was so readily available
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Work? What kind of loser does that?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m retired..I invented dice when I was a kid.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Self employment is the way to go.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why I'm saving for gender reassignment.
“Cash in now honey…”
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got in. Man it’s hot as balls out there, 107 in the Least Bay. Had to run all over hell’s half acre for errands and doctor’s appointments and then the car wouldn’t start. But I am victorious because I drove over the mountain curving death road for the first time ever and lived, and I have iced tea.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
splenda green tea for me.
and yes, it is 105 degrees in Walnut Creek. I was sweating more outside the gym than inside.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
109
and shiny in Vegas!
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was also 109 in Modesto today
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See!
Not just me
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
using gameday
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First time I’ve ever witnessed something like that! I don’t think it’ll ever happen again!
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it so amazing to be indescribable?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I can find the words to describe it!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man
This new Gameday 3D thing is nutty. It’s like MicroLeague Baseball meets The Matrix.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis Victorino’d the tag there.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha. Lewis waaay out of the baseline and safe @ second…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kuip and Kruk homers eh?
They are ruling against, and they are correct.
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fred lewis: non conformist
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn yous natto
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to post this exact thing but I did the eyebrows wrong and in that time you beat me to it.
You jerk.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the Cut Off People:
Winn struck out.
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahh
I’m still @ 3-0.
Gameday Rulez
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Gameday told me Randy Winn struck out right on time.
Unless Natto was diabolical enough to react 5 minutes late just to throw me off.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look! It’s Chad Pennington! And there’s Curtis Martin!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes for super sucky audio on Comcast.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you mean it's not still 0-2 ? :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's your work's internet connection?
Your experience does not seem to match up with mine.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shitty, apparantly.
Still 0-2 to Molina!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh snap Harden to the Cubs.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kuip: “Gallagher, who the Giants saw and really liked in Chicago.” Heh heh.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand flashing the power...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh?
Still 0-2 to Molina over here.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's on his way out
of the batter’s box.
Be patient.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let’s see a slam Bowker
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clear the bases, Bowk!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s jumping out of the cake for him?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who’s jumping out of a cake that doesn’t make me want to vomit?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh please
you would be too bored to vomit.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
25 years old!
young enough to be Jeff Fassero’s grandson!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on bowk
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John Bowker!
...strikes out looking
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grrrrr.
I hate it when guys are caught looking with RISP. Protection swing, boys. Don’t just sit there!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha….what a terrible call by the ump
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't see it but John Miller sounded surprised by the call
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I personally dig about Jon
He sounds surprised by everything!
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just need 1 run, timmeh can handle the rest ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boooo
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday had that as inside
But not terribly inside.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He looks like a little kid lolololololol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was Matt Cain
OMGBBQNUMREB3STATRER!
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 words/ same suffix /3 pronounciations
Albuquerque
Grotesque
Barbeque
Switch suffixes…gawd I amuse easily.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum should fire a fastball into the Mets booth, instantly killing Keith Hernandez.
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nearly 200 posts
and Tim hasn’t yet thrown a pitch. Lord help us.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There was no game yesterday
We have a lot of pointless blather to catch up on.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
since we are blathering, I confess I watched another team yesterday.
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are other teams?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, it was definitely a diamond shaped field and they hit a ball and ran around
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's thrown 5 pitches!
40 comments per pitch seems about right.
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't trust the dark arts
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to buy a sandwich on my way home from work because I forgot to eat lunch. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m about to marinate some chicken with a chipotle pepper lime marinade. To be accompanied by grilled corn on the cob topped with garlic/cheese/butter.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought you would only go for canned corn
hmph.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually used some in some enchiladas I made last night. Meh.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds freaking great. I took my grandmother to brunch and we had caramel pecan waffles.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds awesome.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Breakfast is my favorite meal – I’d eat it three times a day, if I could).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do sometimes. Pancakes for breakfast, omelet for lunch and sugary crepes for dinner!
by paboperfecto on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler Walker is green
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were the best ever. The waffles were crispy on the outside and soft in the middle, and the pecans were perfect.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did you go? Sounds like I know where I’m going out to breakfast next.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Country Waffles of all places. The building used to be this really good diner that we loved but they went out of business and Country Waffles moved in.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dinner:
spaghetti w/ jalepenos FTW!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You win the award of most likely to be watching the Giants game in your underwear.
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in your mother's basement.
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
i bet he’s in a van down by the river
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, in my parent’s den, in a pair of UNC basketball shorts. so almost underwear…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foodpost
I have Trader Joe’s trail mix with Chocolate and the chocolate melted. I tried to get some out and a large clump hit me in the face and now i have chocolate on my chest. This heat sucks.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That made me laugh out loud. Including with a snort.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whereabouts are you?
In Fresno area it’s a lovely 110 today
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like the beginning of a porno...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
directed by John Daly
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
directed by Starring John Daly
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
forgot formatting doesnt work in headlines
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you’re a girl, thats hot. If not, wear a shirt.
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez haven’t you ever eaten melted chocolate off a hot guy’s chest? Nothing better.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chest hair makes a difference on the “nothing better.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm good point. Fortunately the male in question here didn’t have a lot of chest hair, so it wasn’t a problem.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lot of chest hair
you neglect to mention how long the chest hair was that he did have. Maybe he just had 3 hairs but they were so long he looked like Robin Williams.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This made me laugh out loud.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recently ive been thinking that Robin Williams is in fact the growth on a new form of sentient hair that loves cocaine and marries their babysitters.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just say
In college I did some videos I’m not particularly proud of
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/banned
Never speak of that again.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually
it was the one where armando jeff kent figures out what all the attachments of his vacuum cleaner can do.
I operated the camera.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vizquel sayeth,
“DFA that, beyatches!”
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok..where do I sign?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum is pitching terribly
What is he doing?
by kingofthacove on Jul 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly he’s intimidated by the bright city lights.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's playing poorly today
so they’ll take him out after 3 innings so he can start the AS game
yes, I do realize he has another start before then. go with me, here.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
COVER CURSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
David Wright must get more ass than a toilet seat.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where’d this come from?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, never mind.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should get out more.
No , that is not a closet reference.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s totally in love with Jose Reyes though.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s missing up with everything…no bueno
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No command
and his velocity is a little low (or the mets gun is 2-3 mph slower)
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess that depends on if the ump likes you.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is Tim being bad :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Very bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok….time to go to work.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw nuts
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, how 'bout that Matt Cain kid...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He sucks
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t forget, Randy Winn is better than Beltran.
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so i'm not the only one that remembered this.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will forever be burned into my memory.
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's be fair
Beltran only has to face Tim Lincecum. Randy Winn has to contend with Mike “1.61 WHIP” Pelfry.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that was the exact argument
I think the guy was trying to say Winn was good value given his production and the size and remaining amount of his contract. But whatever.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude Cain is sooooo much better than this deuchebag
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, Tim, kill Hernandez now. Do my bidding.
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That music is obnoxious
worse than in LA
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Things seem loud there. Planes, Music…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They play that pap at Chase.
I thought it a Blank exclusive.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum’s already beginning his Giants All-Star Pitcher regression.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SELL! SELL! SELL!
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SI cover jinx!!!!1
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
everyone sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that album was a joke
Myage, Bikage FTW
“Parents, why won’t they shut up.” ..........etc.
Old Descendents > Newer suckier Descendents
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 8, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA DFA DFA
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
28 pitches?
I thought Zito’s starting tomorrow! LOL!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Share your valuable words of wisdom, Rags.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Um…pitch better?”
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully “Do you think you can reach Keith Hernandez from here?”
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the MPH on the giants broadcast?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday had the last fastball at 95
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
300 posts before the first inning is over. Wow!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay leading the majors in Ks.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LintsKum
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Lincecum could fast Fernando Tatis every batter
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
me also wish this
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that inning sucked in almost every way imaginable.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not worried
Omar’s gonna get us back in the game.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Homar?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not unless he pops one up
and it gets caught in the crosswinds of DC-10 on its approach
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another reason to love Kuip: “Tatis takes one right down the chute.”
It just sounds so wrong that it’s right.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss Bocock, if only for that reason.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's pretty much the only reason
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim not pitching well makes me nervous D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All Star game went right to his head
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN CURSES!!
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Jul 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god
Are they being douchebags about Bonds again?
I remember them being insufferable a year ago.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they need to sign him
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Jon Miller comparing the hitting struggles of Omar and Jason Varitek.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How crazy of the NL players to not vote Omar onto the All-Star team. He has great intangibles! He plays great defense! What a leader he is!
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I think of intelligent Barry Bonds analysis, I think of Keith Hernandez.
by xanthan on Jul 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omar, rocking the Nelly-style face band-aid…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Infield grounder
Didn’t see that one coming.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLmar
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Citi Field or whatever its going to be called, looks like its goin to be very nice.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha Kruk agrees with me. The jets are annoying!
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i hear she once used to have a face
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear if you say her name three times, she’ll appear in front of you and talk about what you’re wearing.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then she’ll comment on how she can’t feel her face.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a fan of the Doctor?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 8, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
Yep , game’s well in hand – Mr. Met’s hand.
I’m mining history here.
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by victor frankenstein on Jul 8, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They made Pelfrey throw a lot of pitches!
Almost 20!
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
little victories
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You remember when Bocock started instead of Vizquel?
man, those were the days…
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha Kruk pimps himself in one of the Gamer commercials.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do they really need to show these Dos Equis commercials during every break?
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're just jealous
that you’re only the second-most interesting man alive.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Dos Equis guy is jealous
That Natto can talk about rollerblading.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my mom said she liked those commercials and I was just like, “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?”
Then again, she doesn’t watch as much baseball as I do and thus, doesn’t see them 18 times a day.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the commercials the first time I saw them. Then they decided to show them twice during each break.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently Dos Equis has a lot of $ to spend on advertising.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prefer Corona, so I’ll never be interesting. ah shucks
by timmeh on Jul 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Omar’s OPS+ is 12
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kind of want it to get to negative numbers.
Does that make me a sociopath?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
you always were! Glad to see you living up to potential.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You will soon be Hobbes.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just LOL’d. I love Calvin and Hobbes.
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s right, I have realistic expectations. Silly Calvin. :)
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man
Bocock’s is 14.
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burriss is 92.
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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would it alright to suggest that Lincecum's is 109?
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
109
wait, what was lincecum’s pitch count last game? why pitch him a day early?
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Jul 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
adding to that strikeout total. but down by 3. =(
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing this game isn’t HD. Joan Rivers would have just broke my TV.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K&K sooo want to make a joke about Joan rivers!
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this IMAGE NOT AVAILABLE is making me lol so hard
on the inside though, since I’m at work :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 8, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that one didn’t work
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 8, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither did the FINISH HIM
Tres apropos
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
great
i broke lincecum and i have no idea how he’s built
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PAGING SHARKSROG
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lot of curves that aren't snapping
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and his velocity appears to be down
both gameday and the mets are matching up
by positiveuphemism on Jul 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD Rey-ass
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t it seem like the Giants give up all their hits on 0-2 counts? Can’t Rags teach them something about not doing that?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 8, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That would require Rags to teach….he’s useless.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 8, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howie? You around to field that?
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 8, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck it Russssle Martin Jose Reyes
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think
Lewis maybe takes too many pitches…
by giantfan5 on Jul 8, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He takes an ok number
But the problem is he’s taking a lot of 2 strike pitches when he needs to put one in play. Atleast that I’ve seen. Anyone think this is remotely accurate?
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he has to make up all the Giants’ prospects before him
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Make up for
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL
by Speedforthewin on Jul 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Linden did that.
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by groug on Jul 8, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/7/8/567459/gameday-thread-escape-2-ne
This one is broken.
by Natto on Jul 8, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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