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Where Jonathan Sanchez is Barry Zito and Barry Zito is Tim Lincecum... It makes me wonder how many other things are backward in our new alternate reality.

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Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 5, 2008 8:33 PM PDT   0 recs

Technically, I was first.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

third?

Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.

by PacBellBoozer on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

HE SWUNG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

Yep, you jinxed him

Loree gives up a homer in the seventh at Salem-Keizer

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

TYLER >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM PDT   0 recs

OMGWTFBBQ

fu dodgers

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Is Walker getting even fatter??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

9 innings in a game

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Good thing Andruw Jones is coming up

by kingofthacove on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

If you gotta hit someone

...make it Kent.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

ugh, I’m glad he hit Kent and all but I feel a three run jack coming.

Then again, Andruw Jones.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

flicks lights on and off

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

9 count them 9

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM PDT   0 recs

OK

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You have that backward.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

strike Andruw out, Brian.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

i want to see brian wilson bat.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:37 PM PDT   0 recs

i hear he has a crazy arms crossed stance. some sort of wrestling or christian thing or something?

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

andruw jones...

0.156 avg, 2 HR, 8 RBI?? i haven’t been watching.. are those #’s right? is he vizquel?? :O

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT   0 recs

pretty much, yes

..except even more expensive

by wcw on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, Andruw really is that bad.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

please don’t give up a hit to Jones.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM PDT   0 recs

LOL Jones.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL ANDRUUUUUUUUUUUW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT   0 recs

OT: this Titletown thing on ESPN:

sucks or blows?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT   0 recs

dave fleming on radio side: ”...and the giants are retired”.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM PDT   0 recs

A few of them are old enough…

by giantfan5 on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh shit I cannot wait for Crazy Crab night. That bobblehead is going on my desk at work.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

I really, really love Crazy Crab

I think I may have to buy extras on Ebay

by wcw on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

i juust turned it on… 10 ks????? was he throwin 90?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

STFD Martin

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Question

Would you rather have Andruw Jones or Juan Pierre, with the contracts they currently have?

No Zito jokes.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

death.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I know it is generally frowned upon on this site to enjoy others pain but...

Kent getting hit makes Jesus smile

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT   0 recs

Kent is an exception

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yahoo thing is stalled

WTF happened??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT   0 recs

andruw grounded out to third base

5-2 giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Awesome!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Omar hits one all the way to the first baseman. Bochy will say his power is returning.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 5, 2008 8:43 PM PDT   0 recs

shut up Greg Papa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT   0 recs

haha, did he say Dave Roberts was going to be on the PG show?

he’s going to be sooooo drunk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

With or without the laptop of unbridled anger?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Kruk impersonates a drunk Greg Papa…

by giantfan5 on Jul 5, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Blast from the Present

It was a Zito start so I entered my backyard bomb shelter this afternoon.

Imagine my surprise when I came out early to check the score.

by Moggeee on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

omar owes me a HR...

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Can we have a stressless 9th vs the Dodgers for once?

by kingofthacove on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Yep

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yet another minor league update

TI 2 run homer, Fresno up 4-1.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

It could snow in Fresno

The Zito start trumps all.

Most important and impressive start of his SF career.

by Moggeee on Jul 5, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

+109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Omar can still make it look easy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT   0 recs

Love watching him field.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

who the hell wants a division led by the dodgers anyways? ;)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:50 PM PDT   0 recs

BW to cool for school in giving Omar props

by Moggeee on Jul 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

Is it possible that Brian Wilson will give us an easy inning?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

Yep

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

1-2-3??? no way

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

not yet...

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

1-2-3-4 actually

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

and the last of the 8th.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKERRRR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

FINISH HIM

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

ZITO WINS ZITO WINS ZITO WINS

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

I have to say, Wilson,

that was pretty boring. I am disappointed.

by giantfan5 on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

for real.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

good game… =)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

4 games out of first!!!

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

was just about to post this. wtf?
we could somehow be in 1st at the break with a few wins here and there.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 5, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

AHHHHHHHH

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

9 Innings

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 5, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs