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Open Gameday Thread: Independence Day II

Love them bases loaded walks....

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Awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

One bullet dodged

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that works. Now get a double play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I held my breath on that one.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

kent

with the unproductive out…

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

the best part will be when he tries to fight Kemp for not scoring on his weak fly ball.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy is pissed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre

Find his way back to the DL, he’ll contribute more there….

by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Jones!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice umpiring crew we’ve got today

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ANDRUUUUUUUUW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Andruw Jones fella.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

now please please please get Nomar, Jonathan.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

One more please.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez at 77 pitches…

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

3-1 count... bad

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by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY CHRIST JONATHAN DON’T WALK HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, please.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT time he calls it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Get back in the box, Nomar.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

haha. ump owed us that one

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT LADJ;LSAJFL;KASKJ;LSAJK;

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FACKING HELL

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump sucks.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

There should be three outs already. :/

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WALK NOMAR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If we had a real umpiring crew, we’d still be in the lead.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The thing that’s frustrating about that inning is that the Dodgers pretty much didn’t even have to do anything but stand there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So do you let Sanchez get to 250 pitches?

by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

he's a big boy, he can handle it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. what’s the highest pitch count ever in a game?

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Marichal threw over 200 (maybe over 300?) in that epic 16 inning game against Spahn. I dont’ know if that’s the most ever.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am curious...

As to what changed in the game that no longer allows pitchers to throw that much.

by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

better hitters. more offspeed pitches. faster fastballs. etc.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard

that the change in height of the mound has made it more taxing on the arm.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d probably have to go way back to olde tyme baseball for the answer to that.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Cheney of the Washington Senators threw 228 pitches in a 16 inning complete game victory over the Baltimore Orioles in 1962. In this game Cheney struckout 21 batters which, to this day (2007), is the MLB record for most batters struckout by a pitcher in a game

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing as he hasn’t thrown less than 20 pitches in an inning, he’s got about one more in him.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, the one time I need Sanchez to really do well for my fantasy team, he sucks.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I really wanted to use my new chant today, now I’m might have to wait.
If I was at the game, I’m sure I could get the bleacher gang behind it.

by timmeh on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Long Day

Nothing good can come of an inning that starts by giving up a hit to Lowe.

by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray Ray!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ok this is working. get them back.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray Ray now batting .299

thats almost .300!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How about another of those patented “Randy Winn foul off the ankle then hit a home run” home runs?

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice hustle, Randy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

shouldn’t Ray’s slide have made that an automatic double play?

I’ll take it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Double steal?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

good call

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That was awesome.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

another steal of home!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEW!

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

how many times can that trick work?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not a trick

When you have speed on the bases, it’s part of your arsenal

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we used to d o that on my little league team

if the Colombia Miners can figure out to just let em take second, a big league team should be able to as well.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re giving the Dodgers a lot of credit there…

;-)

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

As many as it takes!

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT LA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

how the hell was that a strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha

OK, that’s enough playing around. Take out the clowns and bring in the umpires now.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Reilly

Worst Umpire Ever.

Even Kruk and Kuip, who never complain about Ups, hate this guy!

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Get back on the mound, Lowe.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMERRRRRRRRRRRR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Gritty ground rule double!

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron!

Way to get them both back!

by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dawg gets the ball!

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So are the umps at least being fair in their awfulness?

by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does seem like on close pitches, he’s pretty much flipping a coin in his mind.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as it’s an American coin!

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

NONE OF THIS PENCE BULLSHIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrifying

my quarter says “made in China” under Washington’s ponytail

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

We gotta borrow it from someone.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual score in non-umpire land: 3-0, Giants

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Bowker. Do something good.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

not like we had to worry about his arm getting cold.

by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he can actually go 5

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a quick 1-2-3 inning for a change of pace, Sanchez?

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

3 pitch inning, please.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The depressing thing is that even if he did get a 3 pitch inning, the pitch count would still be awful.

by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but not as awful as it could’ve been.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I have been known to live with a pregnant woman.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

get the third out, Jon.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD KEMP

man, he needed that.

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that inning a lot more than the previous ones.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he made that look simple.

by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That quick inning was a stunner.

Very important turnaround for Sanchez.

Keeps the mojo going in his breakout season

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FAKE BUNT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Marichal: Dodger-Killer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Marichal has the most career wins against the Dodgers. I was way off.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Marichal was my guess, actually.

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMAR

RISING FROM THE ASHES

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar!

Hitz. I haz dem.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Burriss to make himself a bit more comfortable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean on the red phone to Bochy:

“Offer Omar the extension.”

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

that was pretty bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lew!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

haha!

Best Steal ever, Omar!

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

IL ME SOME FREDDIE LEWIS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I put Bowker in my fantasy lineup today instead of Lewis. I FAIL.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know if it’d be a good idea for me to go see Fred Lewis at the Dugout store tomorrow. I might hug him and never let go.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He might be scared by all the hearts in my eyes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a totally hetero way, of course.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, that plutonic man love I hear so much about

by timmeh on Jul 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks omar and lew

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

that hung up just a bit too long.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

2 line drive outs by the fightin’ geezers

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs = flabbergasted

Maybe it’s just me, the stats may not bear this out. But it seems like we NEVER hit against LA at home.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like this Matt Kemp feller.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I go away for a few minutes

Omar gets a hit, and steals a base.

And Freddie!

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OOH

Where can I get one of those?

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-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I name my Rock Band band after Freddie? Yes, yes I did. Was it the right move? Of course it was.

by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

name names!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about another quick inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds fine

but giving Dodgers slow torture is at times more satisfying

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie

Seriously, when was the last time we were this jazzed about a homegrown position player?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 4, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Noah Lowry count?

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm…Dan Peltier? Marcus Jensen?

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cough, cough

Young Pedro Feliz. At least I, a foolish high schooler at the time, was excited. Cough.

by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s okay, I once thought Steve Hosey was going to be a huge star.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question Revision

When was the last time we were this jazzed about a homegrown position player after said player spent significant time in the majors?

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 4, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Me Ethier.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump suuuuuuuucks.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRUW JONES SUCKS

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ANDRUUUUUUW

lol i forgot

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOO Reilly BOOOO

He got the K anyway, though…

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think I’ll be putting Andruw Jones back in my fantasy lineup any time soon. And this is coming from a guy who’s starting Cody Ross and Scott Hairston.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 4, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks like he’s really close to breaking out of his slump.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I read "Cody Ransom"

but then I realized I was wrong. Of course, Ransom might be a better choice than Jones

by joe t on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t you have Andruw last year too? Poor Grant.

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually a fan of picking Dodgers....

Win/lose, or lose/win. It makes my highs low and my lows high.

Of course, nothing compares to having Cain/Lincecum/Sanchez in an NL-only league. Somehow I’m leading the league in Ks.

by Grant Brisbee on Jul 4, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you said you were starting Cody Ransom. Now THAT would be impressive.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we turn it over to the capable hands of our bullpen

Wait…

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I know. With this strike zone!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Every Swing and Miss

Andruw pushes Colletti one step closer to the unemployment line

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Or

Right back into the Giants’ front office.

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-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last great Colletti-Sabean collaboration --

Matt “I’m now watching from home” Morriss.

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing we don’t have a GM who throws away money and makes stupid moves!!!!

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Sanchez’s pitch count: 109+1

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpiring crew

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Strike Zone

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO LARRY KING

GTFO AMY

GTFO GTFO GTFO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO ONE CARES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry King: Completely Nuts

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Larry King = more worthless than Amy G.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Eliminating Larry King’s hat FTW

by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Larry

pretty good stuff from the old guy…even a Dodger fan

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened with Larry King?

by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Father Time?

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G. interviewed him whilst he was wearing a Dodgers hat in the stands.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amy G interviewed him

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I'm jealous of you guys watching the game

But, missing Larry King is worth a good ol’ Gameday.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The man looks like a frog.

by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey what was the answer to the aflac question? “pitcher w/most wins vs dodgerS”

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Marichal

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marichal the easy answer, but

Technically, might be Gaylord Perry, who pitched for the Giants and Padres

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP TALKING

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Andy LaRoche too.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Interviews with celebrity Bums fans

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Where’s our Rob Schneider interview?

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if Amy G. and Rob Schneider reproduced together.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

matos comin’ in :)

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by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Fred… use two hands, dude :(

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it, Freddie.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops

Fred gaveth and gaveth

And finally he has taketh away

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon

Double play.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred says:

Remember, I replaced a Statue!

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

dude, Matos, that spot isn’t working.

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

How about another 3-run homer from Aurilia today?

I think that’s a good plan.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe it’ll be a PH 3 run jack from Castillol

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the way you think.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, there’s one.

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I still wouldn’t mind a double play.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I like them

even as a between-inning snack

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OSIRIS

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Or you can just walk hi if you’d rather.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OSIRIS

FINISH HIM

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we canceled each other out.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hang onto that, Bengie.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s been called a strike

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERHUBBARD WALKS BY THESE MOTHERHUBBARD PITCHERS

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

delmon young plays for the dodgers?

by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Delwyn Young does.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many D Youngs in baseball.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same family, different player.

by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they’re related.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia seems to agree with you. One’s from Alabama and one’s from LA.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why parents feel the need to give their kids such similar-sounding names is beyond me. Like my father, Gary – he has a brother named Larry and a sister named Shari. Bad idea.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait... what is he a cousin or something?

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Delmon and Dmitri are brothers, but they’re not related to Delwyn.

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fascinating. Thank you for debunking my unfortunate rumormongering.

by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's Delmon

and Delwyn

and Delwood

and Delray

and Delwebb’s Sun City.

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy should really be thinking about taking the young Egyptian godchild out of this tight situation.

by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

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by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

god fucking dammit

the throw fucking beat him too

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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

It’ll take at least 5 outs to end this inning. Sigh.

by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up