Open Gameday Thread: Independence Day II
Love them bases loaded walks....
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One bullet dodged
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, that works. Now get a double play.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the best part will be when he tries to fight Kemp for not scoring on his weak fly ball.
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy is pissed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltre
Find his way back to the DL, he’ll contribute more there….
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD ANDRUUUUUUUUW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
now please please please get Nomar, Jonathan.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yeah!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3-1 count... bad
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CHRIST JONATHAN DON’T WALK HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT time he calls it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But that was a ball to Martin?
fuck you blue
by giants92388 on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMMIT LADJ;LSAJFL;KASKJ;LSAJK;
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WALK NOMAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The thing that’s frustrating about that inning is that the Dodgers pretty much didn’t even have to do anything but stand there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's a big boy, he can handle it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol. what’s the highest pitch count ever in a game?
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Marichal threw over 200 (maybe over 300?) in that epic 16 inning game against Spahn. I dont’ know if that’s the most ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am curious...
As to what changed in the game that no longer allows pitchers to throw that much.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
better hitters. more offspeed pitches. faster fastballs. etc.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard
that the change in height of the mound has made it more taxing on the arm.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Cheney of the Washington Senators threw 228 pitches in a 16 inning complete game victory over the Baltimore Orioles in 1962. In this game Cheney struckout 21 batters which, to this day (2007), is the MLB record for most batters struckout by a pitcher in a game
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seeing as he hasn’t thrown less than 20 pitches in an inning, he’s got about one more in him.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loney looks like he has an extra chromosome in his gameday photo

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His mom told him to smile when they take your picture
mistake
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wanted to use my new chant today, now I’m might have to wait.
If I was at the game, I’m sure I could get the bleacher gang behind it.
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Long Day
Nothing good can come of an inning that starts by giving up a hit to Lowe.
by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Freddie!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis for President!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok this is working. get them back.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ray Ray now batting .299
thats almost .300!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about another of those patented “Randy Winn foul off the ankle then hit a home run” home runs?
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hustle, Randy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shouldn’t Ray’s slide have made that an automatic double play?
I’ll take it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double steal?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That was awesome.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speed at third, speed at first
sack of potatoes at the plate
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The double steal works again!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
another steal of home!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how many times can that trick work?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not a trick
When you have speed on the bases, it’s part of your arsenal
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we used to d o that on my little league team
if the Colombia Miners can figure out to just let em take second, a big league team should be able to as well.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you’re giving the Dodgers a lot of credit there…
;-)
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BEAT LA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how the hell was that a strike
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha
OK, that’s enough playing around. Take out the clowns and bring in the umpires now.
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clowns guided the Mayflower
to Plymouth Rock instead of warmer Virginia
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Reilly
Worst Umpire Ever.
Even Kruk and Kuip, who never complain about Ups, hate this guy!
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAMERRRRRRRRRRRR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So are the umps at least being fair in their awfulness?
by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It does seem like on close pitches, he’s pretty much flipping a coin in his mind.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NONE OF THIS PENCE BULLSHIT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horrifying
my quarter says “made in China” under Washington’s ponytail
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
We gotta borrow it from someone.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actual score in non-umpire land: 3-0, Giants
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice to get Sanchez a gool long rest to reboot
by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not like we had to worry about his arm getting cold.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he can actually go 5
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about a quick 1-2-3 inning for a change of pace, Sanchez?
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 pitch inning, please.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The depressing thing is that even if he did get a 3 pitch inning, the pitch count would still be awful.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I have been known to live with a pregnant woman.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aflac question: Giants pitcher with the most career wins against the Dodgers
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
get the third out, Jon.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD KEMP
man, he needed that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That quick inning was a stunner.
Very important turnaround for Sanchez.
Keeps the mojo going in his breakout season
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about another long rest for Guapo?
This last one worked well
by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAKE BUNT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Juan Marichal: Dodger-Killer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
almost literally
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Juan Marichal has the most career wins against the Dodgers. I was way off.
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMAR
RISING FROM THE ASHES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still far south of Mendoza
only stirring IN the ashes
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for Burriss to make himself a bit more comfortable.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sabean on the red phone to Bochy:
“Offer Omar the extension.”
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol. they might wanna turn down his mic a little…
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was pretty bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IL ME SOME FREDDIE LEWIS.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a great nickname
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put Bowker in my fantasy lineup today instead of Lewis. I FAIL.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know if it’d be a good idea for me to go see Fred Lewis at the Dugout store tomorrow. I might hug him and never let go.
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He might be scared by all the hearts in my eyes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course, that plutonic man love I hear so much about
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He often walks around
with a fan embracing his leg
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that hung up just a bit too long.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 line drive outs by the fightin’ geezers
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runs = flabbergasted
Maybe it’s just me, the stats may not bear this out. But it seems like we NEVER hit against LA at home.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I go away for a few minutes
Omar gets a hit, and steals a base.
And Freddie!
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OOH
Where can I get one of those?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I name my Rock Band band after Freddie? Yes, yes I did. Was it the right move? Of course it was.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
name names!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freddie Lewis Rules
I never said it was good.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toyota of Alameda guy = most annoying voice ever
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how about another quick inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds fine
but giving Dodgers slow torture is at times more satisfying
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freddie
Seriously, when was the last time we were this jazzed about a homegrown position player?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 4, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cough, cough
Young Pedro Feliz. At least I, a foolish high schooler at the time, was excited. Cough.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s okay, I once thought Steve Hosey was going to be a huge star.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question Revision
When was the last time we were this jazzed about a homegrown position player after said player spent significant time in the majors?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 4, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me Ethier.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you get used to after watching lots of games
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, I like the glove. It’s like a calling card.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANDRUW JONES SUCKS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD ANDRUUUUUUW
lol i forgot
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOO Reilly BOOOO
He got the K anyway, though…
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I’ll be putting Andruw Jones back in my fantasy lineup any time soon. And this is coming from a guy who’s starting Cody Ross and Scott Hairston.
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At first I read "Cody Ransom"
but then I realized I was wrong. Of course, Ransom might be a better choice than Jones
by joe t on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn’t you have Andruw last year too? Poor Grant.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually a fan of picking Dodgers....
Win/lose, or lose/win. It makes my highs low and my lows high.
Of course, nothing compares to having Cain/Lincecum/Sanchez in an NL-only league. Somehow I’m leading the league in Ks.
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you said you were starting Cody Ransom. Now THAT would be impressive.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now we turn it over to the capable hands of our bullpen
Wait…
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With Every Swing and Miss
Andruw pushes Colletti one step closer to the unemployment line
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or
Right back into the Giants’ front office.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last great Colletti-Sabean collaboration --
Matt “I’m now watching from home” Morriss.
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s a good thing we don’t have a GM who throws away money and makes stupid moves!!!!
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTFO LARRY KING
GTFO AMY
GTFO GTFO GTFO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GTFO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO ONE CARES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry King: Completely Nuts
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Larry
pretty good stuff from the old guy…even a Dodger fan
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy G. interviewed him whilst he was wearing a Dodgers hat in the stands.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy G interviewed him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes I'm jealous of you guys watching the game
But, missing Larry King is worth a good ol’ Gameday.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey what was the answer to the aflac question? “pitcher w/most wins vs dodgerS”
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Juan Marichal
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marichal the easy answer, but
Technically, might be Gaylord Perry, who pitched for the Giants and Padres
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP TALKING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interviews with celebrity Bums fans
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
matos comin’ in :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Fred… use two hands, dude :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops
Fred gaveth and gaveth
And finally he has taketh away
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred says:
Remember, I replaced a Statue!
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, Matos, that spot isn’t working.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about another 3-run homer from Aurilia today?
I think that’s a good plan.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe it’ll be a PH 3 run jack from Castillol
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, there’s one.
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like them
even as a between-inning snack
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OSIRIS
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that’s been called a strike
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wikipedia seems to agree with you. One’s from Alabama and one’s from LA.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why parents feel the need to give their kids such similar-sounding names is beyond me. Like my father, Gary – he has a brother named Larry and a sister named Shari. Bad idea.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait... what is he a cousin or something?
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Delmon and Dmitri are brothers, but they’re not related to Delwyn.
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fascinating. Thank you for debunking my unfortunate rumormongering.
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's Delmon
and Delwyn
and Delwood
and Delray
and Delwebb’s Sun City.
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy should really be thinking about taking the young Egyptian godchild out of this tight situation.
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
god fucking dammit
the throw fucking beat him too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’ll take at least 5 outs to end this inning. Sigh.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OSIRIS
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD KEMP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why warm up a lefty and then not bring him in
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Let's just see what Matos can do"
let’s see if this rook can wilt in this crucial Game One.
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you’re fucking dumb, Bochy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
when did you become so pessimistic, it’s only the 6th
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude, we say ballgame if the opposing team scores one run in the first inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, you’re just going to leave Matos in, eh? Good job, Bochy.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KEEP GOING TIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that Sanchez deserved to win this
We’ll have to do it the hard way
by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm all for wins
...but there’s a reason we are so far below .500 (well, actually a lot of them) that we sometimes forget because the team is entertaining
by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fantasy
I gave it up because I couldn’t stand it when the Giants on my fantasy team failed or the Dodgers (Red Sox, A’s, Yanks..) succeeded
by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy fucking christ, Bochy. leave Matos in a bit longer.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
condeding the game?
this game was winnable until this weird strategy of keeping the rook under constant pressure
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry King's loving it!
And I bet Amy G. becomes his next child bride.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
okay, thats about it for me. good grief.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice shot of Bochy spitting on the dugout floor there.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy just wants the game to be completely out of hand.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY BOCHY
WAKE UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy changing his own diapers???
He comes out NOw?>?>?
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THE GAME YOU FUCKING BIG HEADED MORON
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN.
/rant
by giants92388 on Jul 4, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Bochy so much right now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Given replacement level defense, the Bums don’t score a single run in that inning.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Jul 4, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given replacement level managing, they don’t either.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUMBASS BOCHY
I just figured it out.
The dumbass Bochy was trying to save his bullpen for ZITO’S START TOMORROW.
That, Bochy, is a way to lose TWO GAMES.
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rule One: throw the kitchen sink at the Dodgers in Game One of any series
especially with a nice lead.
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team isn't going anywhere with Sabean or Bochy
Bochy will keep running Omar et al out there and Sabean will keep getting him Omar, et al.
by joe t on Jul 4, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet
Not sure if it was worth giving up so many runs to spotlight Andrew’s suckitude but it was still enjoyable
by NearestNorwich on Jul 4, 2008 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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