Open Gameday Thread, 7/4
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 AM PDT
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Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants, Jul 4, 2008 1:05 PM PDT
I am Jonathan Sanchez. I pitch for the San Francisco Giants.
Come with me on a journey through time.
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This is some early gameday threading
Holy shit…1 minute ago? Lolz
by positiveuphemism on Jul 4, 2008 2:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys, I’ll be at this game again! So you know, just like last time, if you see the white guy, be sure to say hi. It’ll be me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 4, 2008 2:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey, so will we!
..if you see the white guy with the redhead and the five-month-old, be sure to say hi. It’ll be us.
by wcw on Jul 4, 2008 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am also gonna be there! With my fellow half-breed friends! Amerika!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 4, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can also look for the failbeard. White guy + failbeard = me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 4, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bit early, ain't it?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 4, 2008 2:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent post, by the way
Loved the sleeping Lasorda with turd all over his face. What a turdball.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 4, 2008 2:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um....fifth? at 2:50 AM?
I need to stop looking at minor league lines and get my @$$ to bed. Happy fourth, Giants fans.
SFDugout.com is BACK! See the Top 50 Giants Prospects!
by BruteSentiment on Jul 4, 2008 2:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't know the others' excuses, but it's 5:50 p.m. on July 4th here in Kuala Lumpur, he he
Ditto the sentiments, though. Happy 4th of July everyone and KICK SOME dodgers ASS, Giants!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 4, 2008 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kualalal… kuaaalaa… kuualal…
France!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 4, 2008 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants Fan in Malaysia?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 4:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
July 4th overseas = teh suck
if you’re American. Otherwise it’s pretty much just a day. That’s the root of teh suck. Teh ubersuck is the expat community trying to do something (which invariably doesn’t include fireworks, flags or parades, nor a keg, and devolves quickly into shop-talk, rumormongering and bitching about the locals), and the locals trying to help and getting it all wrong (“ID4 Party”? WTF? Yes, George Jefferson was our first black president in the 70’s…)
At least in Malaysia you can get good KFC original or crispy with biscuits and cole slaw. From the second floor of KL Sentral to the rocky beaches of Penang, let the Colonel’s version of freedom ring!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 4, 2008 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4:02 AM and all is calm in cow-town...
Insomnia is a bitch, ain’t it?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 4, 2008 4:02 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4 am? If it were earlier, I would suggest a trip to the True Love. 4 am belongs to Carrows, hanging out in front of the Zebra club and doubts about the decisions you’ve made.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 4, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh the time traveling hijinks of El Guapo.
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Jul 4, 2008 6:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
best cyoa post ever
If I’d made that masterpiece, I’d post it prematurely too!!
F U Dodgers!!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 4, 2008 7:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, that was awesome. good for many a chuckle.
by cornball on Jul 4, 2008 8:00 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jonathan through time! This is fantastic. And wow Lasorda is one fat load.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 4, 2008 8:16 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Thoroughly enjoyable. I almost died when I saw “Stain of the Ancients”
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 4, 2008 8:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Lasorda markings = pure genius.
The "Duke" with a Kent ‘stach = Noble prize genius.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jul 4, 2008 8:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, never saw a young Lasorda before. Weird.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 4, 2008 8:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
even in his youth
he looked like an absolute d-bag
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 4, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will now think of Pee Wee Reese as “Guy with the funny smelling mustache guy.” That was a great post to wake up to. Thanks.
by out machine on Jul 4, 2008 8:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I nominate Ween's "Paintin' the town Brown"
As the album of the day.
Special preference for “Poopship Destroyer”.
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
by hairball on Jul 4, 2008 8:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bozo The Clown is dead
Please, God, why didn’t you take Lasorda instead?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 4, 2008 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There’s also Jesse Helms, this morning.
I actually work for a company that deals in online obituaries, including guestbooks for celebrities and public figures who’ve died – that one should be interesting!
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, these things come in threes
So there’s hope.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 4, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what would be awesome?
If Ned Colletti didn’t get fired and continued to make bonehead moves.
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 4, 2008 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stain of the Ancients FTW
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 4, 2008 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. See above.
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jul 4, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
touche, sir
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 4, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME
That was laugh-out-loud funny.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 4, 2008 9:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can you +1 an open gameday thread? if so..
+1
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 4, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Idea
I wonder if this might catch on at AT&T. They gave out Baron Davis’ beards at Warriors games – why not stains of the ancients on the days Sanchez pitches?
by KCE on Jul 4, 2008 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this may have to be a grassroots effort, but i'm not opposed to the idea
and why limit it to people?
Mass produce them and start taping MSPaint-styled mustaches under the noses of various figures in posters/print-ads around the park.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 4, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe
that would be an awesome giants ad. Just imagine one of those big banner ads around SF. There could be the dodger team photo all mustached.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 4, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it when Grant has time to kill
I don’t know what I liked more, that post or the mere fact that we have a pitcher worthy of that kind of time investment.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 4, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have my Punch Cigar ready
for after Sachez sucks really hard and we have to rely on the awesomeness of Thighler to get us the W.
by Giant Voodoo on Jul 4, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grant, you’ve outdone yourself!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vizquel/Castilla
I hope Omar becomes the Giants version of the Pads Castilla and defines the need to get Bochy the F* outta here.
by BigDaddyK on Jul 4, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sabean Says
The good news is that he says the young trio of arms is untouchable. Also, he isn’t looking for a rental even though we’re only 5 out. He’s gonna hold on to Bengie. But, he also wants to hold onto Winn, so we will still have way too many outfielders. Luckily he is willing to trade Omar, who no one will want, Durham, who someone might want, and Aurillia, the guy I was hoping would take over Rally Killer’s job.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lineup
Lewis lf
Durham 2b
Winn rf
Molina c
Rowand cf
Bowker 1b
Aurilia 3b
Vizquel ss
Sanchez p
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 4, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
Sanchez and Fred Lewis will be signing autographs at the Giants Dugout store in Stonestown tomorrow at 11:30am. I may try to go.
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m kind of tempted too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d watch Doctor Who if Sanchez was the doctor.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell are they wearing those fugly hats again?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Patriotism
It’s like putting a flag on your SUV. It makes you more ‘Merican.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 of our next 30 games against the Dodgers… I am going to be so sick of them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That depends….if we beat them 7 out of those 9 times I won’t be.
by paboperfecto on Jul 4, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nomar at SS? That could be … fun.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
75% chance of injuries and/or hilarious errors.
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how many home runs will Lt. Dangle hit this series?
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m all for patriotism, but can we have normal caps, please?
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like something a terrorist would say.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But…. but… I drink Budweiser! I drive a Ford truck! I love football!
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
But, you’re still suspect.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely a “September 10th” mentality.
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wants to appease the Dodgers – the very same Dodgers who want to KILL HIS FAMILY.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTFO YOU GODLESS COMMIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ny Mets are my favorite squadron!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 4, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NATTO HATES AMERICA!
And I’m pretty sure he strangles babies and drowns puppies, too.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as they're not American babies and puppies
Then who cares?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blue caps during a Dodger series = so much no.
Even if it wasn’t… they just look weird with the regular uniforms.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly. If they need to have silly RWB caps, can’t the caps at least be white, which while remaining ugly, would at least coordinate.
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I expressed an opinion saying the caps are horrible.
I was told to leave America and start watching soccer.
I would if I could.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-1 for patriotism
-109 for those lids
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 4, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we're not the Blue Jays
stupid Canada hats
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And flag-like shorts
Like Rocky in Rocky IV
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grargh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grargh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ethier is being fucking irritating.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let’s break his legs.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we just IBB Kent and make Tubbo GIDP?
by Hobbes2d on Jul 4, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM FOR REALZ THIS TIME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD MARTIN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tough 1st Innings...
for our starters the last couple of days
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously though, can we IBB Kent? He kills us…:(
by Hobbes2d on Jul 4, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he must be at 30 pitches already
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
20
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JONATHAN
FINISH HIS MUSTACHIOED MOTHERFUCKER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT THE FUCK DOWN K*NT
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It can’t get any better than that, unless Sanchez hits a homer off of Lowe.
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he does that
Then his average might get above Omar’s.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized
I hate Durham much less than I did last year…
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Theory
This is because last year Durham sucked and this year Durham has been pretty okay.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That must explain why I’m getting more and more sick of Omar this year.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t hate Omar, I just hate his continued presence in the lineup.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solution
Instead, just hate Bochy for playing Omar every day no matter what.
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point. It’s not like Omar is pouting his way into the lineup.
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s only when he’s at-bat.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three year extension! Get on the phone, Sabean!
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who can suck it?
that’s right, Jeffrey. You. You can suck it.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 4, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I lost my Krukow t-shirt. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THE DODGERS!
AND JEFF KENT TOO
Now I feel much better.
Hum-baby!
by Danger on Jul 4, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Direct TV
I currently am watching the game on Comcast MLB package and I’m moving at the end of the month, the new landlord has Direct TV. Anyone know if I can still get an MLB package on that? I don’t want to lose the ability to watch my giants hit like that. Way to go Ray!
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
direcy tv has an “extra innings” package
by Merope on Jul 4, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL LOWE LOL LOWE LOL LOWE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Props to the fans
For not Bartmaning that ball!
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowe looked like a lost puppy hoping for the out to be called.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was all ready to fist pump, but it never came.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats to his dad!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROWAND!!!!!!!!! GAMER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could write that over and over all day long
Hum-baby!
by Danger on Jul 4, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it’s Matt Herges!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Bowker to go deep.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe next time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
looked almost like yesterdaym only they caught it
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldn’t stop laughing when Soto dropped that yesterday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
was it even touched?
Candlestick-esque
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ray-Ray, still heaving in the dugout.
Hasn’t run that far and fast in six seasons as a Giant
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
where the hell did that miss???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not like it matters
Sanchez could strike out Andruw Jones 6 times on 3 pitches if he wanted
by kingofthacove on Jul 4, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does anyone else love Andruw Jones’ season as much as I do?
by sweetjuxtapose on Jul 4, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agent Ned's best signing?
or is that Schmidt?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta go Schmidt on that one
Jones has been a disappointment for them, but not to the extent of Schmidt.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andruw and Schmidt combined
don’t equal the Giants’ debacle in Zito
As we’ll discover tomorrow
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which
Zito is starting on my birthday. :( So much for breaking the streak of Giants birthday losses..
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD ANDRUUUUUUW
GTFO AMY G
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s OK, he’s got a stack of cha cha bowls waiting for him in the dugout.
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy G
Hated by men, women, children everywhere. Can’t we put her back in the hole we found her in?
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She walked past my section at the park yesterday and my friend and I both started laughing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about we have her and Cammy in a fight to the death.
The prize?
Death.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Lord
How annoying is Garciaparra? I had forgotten how I hate him…
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD NOMAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One quick way to get into Nomar's head
Tell him he can’t touch his batting gloves once he gets to the plate.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 4, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's a dodger, of course you hate him
I also feel like Craig Counsel should be a dodger. I hate him too.
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know I'm late and this is irrelevent but I don't care
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
never irrelevant
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His worst atbat ever against the Giants
ended the first inning
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CFL Lightbulb Night
Anybody else worried by this? More stuff for dodger fans to throw or something…
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No worries
the bulbs are only for the first 15,000 fans or whatever it is. They won’t be giving them out in the 3rd inning when the Dodger fans get there
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s gonna be bad.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 4, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t walk him, Jonathan.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think that was even a strike he hit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose Cr*z Jr. was really good at it his one year, but yeah, Winn has become an expert.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Home Plate Ump keeps confusing me.
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm loving the Ks
But he needs to lower that PC.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mustaches made from excrement
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want to live in a world in which that is not completely acceptable.
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
I would prefer if he would make fun of the handicapped.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not likely
I don’t think they count backwards on those
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, does anybody know if anyone else has played RF as well as Winn?
by Natto on Jul 4, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but Winn is probably better than both those guys now.
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by camwoody on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it weird that the only time in life i ever use the word hate is when i'm talking about the Dodgers?
by po on Jul 4, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, I don’t hate individuals. Just sports teams.
Dodgers, Lakers, Raiders, Murdering Scouse Bastards Football Club.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh 4ks after 2ip is okay... for a loser!
When are we going to realize that El Guapo will never be as good as we think he can be? Dude sucks.
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by camwoody on Jul 4, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd starter
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit. Tim would probably have 6ks in only 18 pitches
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by camwoody on Jul 4, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf Angel does not have a .296 batting average
... does he?
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Villalona go 64 for his last 68 or something?
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
zzz
Sanchez, Lincecum, Cain> Mulder, Hudson, Zito.
Discuss.
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They could be, but I don’t think they’re there yet.
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez, Lincecum, Cain, Zito < Mulder, Hudson?
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I looked up Zito’s VORP the other day, just to see how bad it was, and he’s 541st out of 552 pitchers.
Some notable pitchers with worse VORP: Brad Hennessey, Boof Bonser, Matt Morris
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it positive?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 4, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
-10.6
and he’s actually 544.
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those A’s teams usually had junky 5th starters. Gil Heredia anyone?
by rotorueter on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 guys in the futures game? is that a lot?
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. It is. The A’s have 4 in the Future’s Game too.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 4, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dirty dealin
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 4, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a short inning.
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowe 27 pitches through 2
Why can’t our pitchers do that?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a fast inning.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
well.
that was quiet. nice job, bottom of the order…
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
was it just me or did that inning go by quickly?
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you put Joe Peschi and Ralph Barbieri in the same room on a radio mic, would you tell who was who?
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All I know is that I hate Gary Radnich
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask them what they think about Amici’s East Coast Pizzeria, and you’ll get your answer.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could you tell Ralph whines? He sounds so monotone to me.
by timmeh on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Yankees, but I always love watching that Righetti clip.
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got to love the difference between athletes then in 81 and now. Rags left arm had tons of flab. haha.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don’t walk the pitcher
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't do that either >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller wishes Happy 4th of July in Spanish
Obviously a PC thug who hates America OH NO!!!!!!
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been called a greasy thug...
...and it never stops hurting.
by Grant on Jul 4, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you know what we can do? We can grease ourselves up reeeeal good, get some baseball bats….
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET THAT MAN OFF THE AIR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what Felipe Alou said. How dare he speak Spanish on the radio, he’s not Latino OMGZ!
by Hobbes2d on Jul 4, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah!
Hits for opposing pitchers = bad news
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crazy Crab > Lou Seal
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Jul 4, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Jonathan.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Derek Lowe bats .375 against right handers…
by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can he play short?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like this Matt kemp guy
He’s too big for a leadoff hitter
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We could counter with Bengie leading off
But that would clog home plate
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DONT LIKE THESE DODGER FELLAZ
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ON JONATHAN
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by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not liking this PC
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel a bad inning coming
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
more or less than other walks?
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on Jul 4, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez at about 90 on the pitchcount
hateful full-count walks
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When it’s the third inning, and the pitcher is at 60 pitches, I hate a lot more.
by cheno on Jul 4, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like this 3-2 thing
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by camwoody on Jul 4, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please Jonathan, don't fall apart.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put him in the bullpen for a few weeks
It certainly worked for Zito…
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugggggggggggh.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or a 5-2-3 double play
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its okay.
triple play comin’ up. unassisted. :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP FUCKING AROUND. >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rags: Kid I'm not going to lie to you... you need to throw a triple play ball here.
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by camwoody on Jul 4, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My blood pressure is rising with ever ball
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF AAAAAARGH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if I can take much more of this... its a holiday
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 4, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slowdancing in a burning room
Another Kruk great
by my1gorilla on Jul 4, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good news: things are slow at work at I’m getting off early!
Bad news: this
by jcb9 on Jul 4, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS ISN’T GOOD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 4, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How great would it be if kent hit into a triple play here….
by giantfan5 on Jul 4, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clemente
in right, strikes fear in Dodger baserunners
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sanchy may not make it through five
High pitch counts abounding
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sanchez pitches an entire game
in one inning
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I appear to be all alone
in the suddenly empty ballroom
by Moggeee on Jul 4, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FRED LEWIS
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah baby
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 4, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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