Open Gameday Thread, 7/3
Chicago Cubs at San Francisco Giants, Jul 3, 2008 4:05 PM PDT
Tim Lincecum days make me feel like the Beggin' Strips dog in front of a plate full of actual bacon. Shawn Estes in 1997 was the Beggin' Strips; Lincecum is the bacon. You don't think there's much of a difference until you get the real thing.
It's Lincecum!
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lineup:
1. LF Lewis
2. 2B Durham
3. RF Winn
4. C Molina
5. CF Rowand
6. 1B Bowker
7. 3B Castillo
8. SS Vizquel
9. P Lincecum
I almost made a typo switching Tim with Omar..
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great to see Burriss get another start as SS!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
real bacon, you say
I used to use real bacon as a way to sway vegewhateverians back to meat eating.
by wcw on Jul 3, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There’s very little that can’t be cured by catching a whiff of a charred animal carcass. Mmmmmmmmmmmm Yummy!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 3, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just had a huge plate of dead meat at Texas Roadhouse
Verdict: Not bad.
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win Probabilities
Today’s pre-game win probabilities are…
Fave/Win%/Total Runs
LV Hilton SF / 56.52% / 7.0
AccuScore: SF / 59% / 8.2
My Simulator: SF / 52.11% / 8.46
vr, Xeifrank
by Xeifrank on Jul 3, 2008 3:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey where ya been?
thought you might died in that fire finally.
Ah, well.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank's simulator underestimates the Giants' chances????
Why I’m shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 3, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simulator
Sorry, I goofed and copied the wrong Simulator odds. I know you expect better from me, and I apologize. I hope my loyal fan base here isn’t too disappointed. :) Without further adoo, here they are.
My Simulator: SF / 56.14% / 7.8 runs
That’s more in line with the others. See ya fri-sat-sun. Nomar and Jones are off the DL, bet you’re real worried.
vr, Xeifrank
by Xeifrank on Jul 3, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Loyal fanbase here"
Alright you bastards…who’s the turncoat?
Who actually cares what this asshat and his fancy simulator have to say? Anyone…Buehler? Buehler?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 3, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I care
If that douche doesn’t show up I cry.
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
i want to cry more.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 3, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douche Probabilities?!?
Today’s pre-game Xeifrank douche probabilities are…
100 F’ING PERCENT
vr, My name’s Boozer, bitch
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 3, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How come you haven't been banned yet?
I think today you have proven how bad your simulator is.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
What exactly has to happen for Vizquel not to start every day? A sub-.100 BA? A sub-.300 OPS? The drowning of several adorable puppies?
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Look, it's simple
Either Vizquel will come out of his slump or he’ll retire. He hasn’t retired yet; therefore, he will come out of his slump.
QED.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s my son and even I’m ready to toss him into the Cove.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 3, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, that would be a good pool to start.
What will Omar’s BA (and for how long) be when the Giants do something about him, like switch to an obvious platoon w/Burriss, ease him toward retirement, whatever.
I take .110 for three consecutive days.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
win
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I calculated and he has to go like 0-40 to get his average down in the .100 range.
This is kind of ridiculous to think about.
I really hope he retires. It shows class and he is a classy player.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Cubs had some guy named Gallagher pitching tonight.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard “Sean Marshall” on the radio and thought, “Cat Power is pitching for the Cubs tonight?”
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
will she face the batter?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Nice.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking that seeing her perform in a stadium would be funny, because she wouldn’t know which way to turn her back.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't it Chan?
she’d stand the same chance vs the Enchanter.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but it’s pronounced the same as “Sean.” And thus ends the pre-game Cat Power-joke side thread.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never heard it spoken, I guess
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
chan marshall=my biggest celeb crush
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dbacks losing 5-3
could pull within 4 tonite before the Bums come to town for the holiday weekend.
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Forget that
great comeback by Dbacks toscore 6 in 9th to win
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SELL! SELL! SELL!
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUY! BUY! BUY!
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is better than 'Even Stephen' was on the Daily Show
..wait, sorry: it’s not. But pretty okay.
by wcw on Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Alderson and Nick Noonan for Greg Maddux!
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doing some math
The thing that’s especially remarkable about how low Vizquel’s stats have fallen is that he got off to a really good start. Looking through box scores from mid-May, in his first five games, he was 8/18 – a .444 average. He also had three walks in one game. Since then? 34 games, 110 at bats, 11 hits. That’s a .100 BA. One extra base hit in that whole period.
It’s getting to the point where I feel sorry for him when Bochy insists on playing him. As brilliant as his career has been, it’s got to be embarrassing for him to go out there every day and fail so badly.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I completely agree. I was hoping Vizquel could go out with some dignity, but with him batting at a buck fifty, I think that possibility is gone.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 3, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF is this baseball movie on abc family?
cape cod league? Starring shaggy and fred from scooby doo?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jessica Biel is in it too
this movie just got way better
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us have jobs….others are sitting at home, half-naked, watching ABC family at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 3, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe that is his job
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if only
I’m in a Hampton Inn in Texarkana, TX.
Please shoot me in the head.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it could be worse..
..you could be in a broken-down panel truck between Valentine and Marfa, Texas.
by wcw on Jul 3, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird
Kruk/Kuip talking about how no ballplayers hate playing day games.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crazy early start
Finally allows me to boast of my dinner exploits. The time difference is backfiring on all of you now! Or not. So tonight is grilled pork chops marinated in soy, hoisin, rice vinegar and ginger, with red-skinned mashed potatoes (because I’m all out of rice). Yum. They’re a personal favorite, these pork chops.
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Holm
anyone else think he and Notgardo switched so that Holm could get more playing time? He isn’t/wasn’t going to play much here.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah. It’s not like Holm is a prospect. I think we were just desperate for someone who can go yard.
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and desperate for our backup backstop to have plate appearances that never go beyond 3 pitches, end in hacking futility, and also remind us of happy pete
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Jul 3, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between his plate discipline and his name, he manages to remind us of two of our recent lousy third basemen.
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it wrong that...
I’m crushing on D Lee just a little bit?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't you watch seinfeld?
“not that there’s anything wrong with that”
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Soup Nazi episode was just on TBS
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop with the TV references…first it’s what’s on ABC family, now you’re telling us about the happenings on TBS…what’s next…Judge Judy on the CW or cool vacuums on QVC?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freaking Cubs fans
Making noise again. Bah.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
This new 3D Gameday takes some getting used to.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just be careful where you drag your cursor – it can eff up your view really quick.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 3, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else using it on a Mac?
Does it work well on Safari? It’s kinda janky on Firefox.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems okay for me on Firefox. I don’t use Safari (load times are excruciatingly slow pretty much everywhere).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that’s what you were cursing about.
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gamer throw to the Giants on deck circle
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 3, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowand: not a Gamer throw.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Geez Rowand has really made a lot of crap throws this season
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Terrible throw or worst throw ever?
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is “C: All of the above” acceptable?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why hasn’t anyone told Rowand to stop doing that?
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Note to self: Tell Rowand to stop doing that
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Rowand’s been pretty disappointing lately.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations Aramis
On the new baby and on making out
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate to tell you, but it takes a lot more than “making out” to get a new baby.
by Grant on Jul 3, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have good second-hand information.
It’s the truth!
by Grant on Jul 3, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bleh
cheap double to start the inning then a caught spike = 1 run.
It looks like he has really good stuff today, too.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 RUN?!?!?!?!
SI COVRE JINEX!!
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
go Fred
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is so sad when Richie doesn't start.
He raises the team’s avg. (age).
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New Gameday has highlights!
Me likee
"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
by MeSoKrabby on Jul 3, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's had them the whole year, I think
by kingofthacove on Jul 3, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
kingofthebringdown
"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
by MeSoKrabby on Jul 3, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was as depressing as those KNBR boating safety ads.
by out machine on Jul 3, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“If only the boat driver had not been legally blind, I would still have a nose”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That inning was stupid.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Amy G….Lincecum and Perry are practically twins!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
or is Amy G not very visually appealing?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or maybe I’m just being harsh on her because she’s not Erin Andrews
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She looks pretty good to me.
She’s not all that great at her job, but there’s nothing wrong with how she looks.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’d give her a 7 out of 10. maybe 7.5
but if a sideline/stands reporter doesn’t give ANYTHING worthwhile in terms of information, then i’d like for her to be at least a 9
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adding this to the long list of things that I don't understand:
Rodriguez, 32, has been making late-night visits to the Manhattan apartment of Madonna, 49.
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 3, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It isn’t the years, it’s the mileage.
...wait, nevermind.
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who cares about that when the SOX AND YANKEES ARE PLAYING THIS WEEKEND!!!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm intrigued
Finally, baseball again! I’ve missed baseball since the last time the Yankees and Red Sox played.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rich and famous people only like to “hang out” with other rich and famous people?
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
go Timmy
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike 3 to DeRosa was filthy.
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKK
That’s three. Everyone else is slacking.
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
July 4, 1983
Happy 25th anniversary, Rags No-Hitter.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god there’s nothing to jinx tonight.
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think Righetti will take his no-hitter for a dinner and drinks? Give it jewelry?
The risk if it gets drunk and starts talking about having another baby. Anniversaries. Oh boy.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's never a good sign.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No hitter still at home watching Judge Judy.
by robbgin on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. An even worse sign.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What have the Rays done the last few years that the Giants could not have done too?
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 3, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Drafted Evan Longoria
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo is kind of like Longoria, no?
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing, really. We could have made all of those same choices, and all at a higher payroll.
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blueprint for success?
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 3, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s really all a matter of replacing Sabean with a modern GM, and keeping the people who are advising him on the draft.
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Castle!
Doubles machine!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CAstillo comes through!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Castle!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My ambivalence continues.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In play, run(s)!
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please play manny burriss
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wha?
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing
Lincecum’s average isnt better then Vizquel’s right
by CB30 on Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TIMMY!
RBI!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Freak takes charge
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cover jinx say what?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's a Freak
No jinx applies
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s so great that he channels the energy from a jinx into more velocity
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haw haw!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only one thing to do to maximize value: trade Lincecum THIS INNING.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of the time I saw Russ Ortiz pitch against the Brewers and he drove in the game’s only run.
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL. MVP ;) he should bat ahead of vizquel :O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, he should bat INSTEAD of Vizquel.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It probably was wishful thinking
when I did type the lineup with Lincecum at the 8th spot
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT DOUBT THE LINCECUM
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And look at that freak run!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 3, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Fred hit that ball, I jumped up and was yelling RUN TIM RUN RUUUUNNNNN and he did. He zoomed around the bases.
by timmeh on Jul 3, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh crap. someone earlier said giants will score 11…
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LEWIS!!!!
Holy crap, runs!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes indeedy!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooo!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
failed catch. lol
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has there ever been a switch-hitting pitcher?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
vida Blue
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just looked and there were others including Norm Charlton and Carlos Zambrano
Interesting Joaquin Andujar is a switch hitter who bats righty vs. RHP and Lefty vs LHP
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT DOUBT THE FRED LEWIS!
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Cubs
I love 4pm starting times.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In fairness, Edmonds butchered that route in Lindenian fashion
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that's Edmond's trademark-- play out of position, then flail and flop and dive.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see Edmonds in position, as always.
Except now his body can’t make the highlights out of his mistakes.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
san francisco wind… gotta love it ;)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was also the glare of the late-day sun, yes?
Soto there was like Ji Zheng earlier today, facing Serena’s insanely strong serve in the 6pm shadows at Wimbledon.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol lindenian.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLZ
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Durham reprises his 2007 stroke
in 2008, it works just fine
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT DOUBT THE RAY-RAY!
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I doubt the Ray Ray (ok – I always do, but especially when he’s thrown out).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller
“normally, they like to see someone else take that off the catcher.”
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, much easier play for 3B, Ramirez needed to take that
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed. just thought it was a funny turn of phrase. makes it sound like someone’s undressing Soto.
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone see Pinella's mound visit last outing by Gallagher?
Looked like he ripped him good. I wonder if that is coming up in this game?
by out machine on Jul 3, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
failure
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Ray
Not as fast as you used to be
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grrrrham.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Surprising to me...
John Bowker currently leads the Giants in HR. That’s a little surprising, in light of this preseason poll.
The other surprising thing to me is that Fred Lewis trails Bowker by just .004 for the team lead in SLG.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm already wrong!
I guessed Randy Winn, with 8. Who could have forseen that this would be incorrect?
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never mind
Feel free to doubt the Ray-Ray
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate PCs
Why the hell will this PC not open Gameday for me? All I want is to drink beer and know what is happening on Timmy day!
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll give anything a shot at this point
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 3, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tech Support amount to:
1 – reboot
2 – it works 99% of the time
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to give away all the secrets
You just crippled India’s economy. Nice going.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw
India is all about lowest common denominator. They don’t even know the reboot trick. They would say something like: is it open? No? Ok…are you using IE? No? We don’t support firefox. Open IE, please. Now go to blah blah dot dot http blah dot dot com. Ok, are you there? Now click o nthe link. did it work? No? Ok, close IE. Open IE again. Repeat.
Oh yeah…they’d also say there name was Roger or Patty.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but now no one will have to call them if they know how to do their own tech support
And it’s all your fault. I hope you’re proud.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are a tech support person
then you are probably happy because you know how annoying it is when you ask: did you reboot yet and they say no.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you using IE or firefox ? :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
firefox
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 3, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many strikeouts today? hmm? =)
i’d say 10+
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy is disgusting today
in a good way
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim, you’re supposed to cover first, you a-hole!!!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two words: Frezz. No.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Push ups! Laps!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jul 3, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Laps
We’d lose him to the Olympic swim team. He can do anything.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Jul 3, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except cover first on right-side grounders.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s tired, he’s been doing a lot of running!
by Merope on Jul 3, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand appears determined to meet Omar
somwhere south of Mendoza
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omar seems like a good guy
I’d sure like to meet him.
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and convince him to retire?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has been funky lately
But he did start last innings rally
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Jul 3, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At .330, Rowand's a good signing by Sabean
at .270, Brian and Aaron have some ‘splainin’ to do
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your white power organization
seems to be gaining members
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do not need to adjust the picture
The Giants actually did score 4 runs in an inning.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Jul 3, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but try rebooting first
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unemployment
reaches 70 percent, overnight, in Calcutta
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap I forgot about the goofy start time today
How has it been going?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Lincecum has been striking guys out and driving guys in
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long enought to be OVER
even though five innings remain
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
always a good combination
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
splendid
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on Jul 3, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad start….leadoff double then crappy throw by gamer…Since then Timmy has been nails and the offense even did well. Timmy RBI single
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKK
Too bad about that walk. Thanks ump.
by cornball on Jul 3, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy was very white teeth
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jul 3, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently that much semen will do it to you
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s just a reflection from the cue cards
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not thinking complete game?
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 3, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all know what's coming
Why wait?
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he should go back to his old job of making tents
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please go away, Omar, please
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 3, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not surprising that Timmy’s pitch count is high. The Cubs are a patient team.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Will Omar reach the Bocock line by the end of the day?
Only .003 to go
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 3, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ben Snyder
Looks like my boy Snyder has yet to take control of AA after his recent promotion. Pitching tonight in Connecticut he has struggled again in his second start.
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gallagher smashes the bunt!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been waiting all afternoon
for someone to drop one of those pics.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I was expecting a lot more of them when I got here.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
his brothers dissaprove of that bunt attempt

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 3, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That bunt attempt toally thought it was better than the Beatles
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can't do that
His bunts are getting better, but if I needed someone to get a bunt down, I’d choose some other guy.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sick of Fufudome and his incessant foul balls
I say one more, and he’s called out and ejected from the game.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Miller was just saying that he had made Timmy throw over 20 pitches just to him today.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ain't softball Theo
this is Hardball with Chris Matthews
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good news / bad news
On sfgiants.com: Roberts, Ortmeier set for Minors rehab
Valdez to throw a bullpen session Friday
by Merope on Jul 3, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
then wouldn’t that be Bad news/Good news?
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orty- good
Valdez- also good
Robert- BOOOO!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His name is Robert Daves
How could you forget?
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His name is Robert Paulson.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 3, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy threw too many pitches in his last start, too
He could be yanked from this game any second now
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless it’s a quick inning, I’d be happy with one more. He doesn’t need to throw 115 pitches every start.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But how will he ever learn how to pitch like a man?
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by groug on Jul 3, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when he is pitching in Hotlanta in August will qualify
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to SI
he’s a man-child. So he’s halfway there.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this Lewis kid, he can stay
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Since they’ll never have to pay for a 5th inning Giants grand slam, do you think the guys at Kragen have already spent the $10,000 on booze and hookers?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Luckily Zito is starting the day before. Giving fans free light bulbs on a Zito day is a recipe for disaster.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just freed Notgardo
you’ve gone too far
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but...
during a Doogers game? Is that wise? Everytime I see that commercial I’m visualizing lightbulbs raining down from out of the stands!
by Merope on Jul 3, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus derrek lee can mash
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its funny there’s such a concern about these maple bats, I never seem to remember them breaking this often in the past. Are more people just using maple now and thus the higher frequency or what?
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s not how frequently they break, it’s how they break. The tend to splinter with really sharp edges more frequently than ash.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I know that. It just seems like they’re breaking more often too…so its making me think a lot more hitters are using them than in the past. Barry’s bats almost never broke it seemed.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry hardly ever got jammed so they didn’t break… but yes more players are using them
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s probably also the sort of thing where, because it’s being talked about it, you notice it more. Like how everyone notices when a guy makes a great catch then leads off the next inning, but never notices when he makes a great catch and is due up sixth the next inning.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It really does seem like that happens a lot though, that a guy makes a great catch and he’s up first in the next inning.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good chance to be outlawed in two years
just need a player’s or fan’s neck to be speared by one first.
Maiming must take place. Then Bud Selig will ACT!
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure some idiot fan will get hit by one and get killed or injured. Of course it will be there fault because they’ll be on the phone or doing something OTHER than watching the fucking game.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It already happened
Some woman at a dodger game got hit in the jaw
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-bats052908&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
by Merope on Jul 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I have no sympathy. Its a Dodger fan.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Northern California maple bat factories double their output overnight
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another lucky hit
ugh.
I think they have one solid hit all day.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought edmonds did a good job with two strikes… shurg
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
but it was more of an excuse me type swing.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was an ugly, emergency swing
and the old oaf got lucky
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
had better be Timmy’s last inning.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so long, soto…stfd
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKK
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we just need the bullpen to go 3+ without scoring. Wonderful.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uh...
what? he had the guy 0-2.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he won't get the loss...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are not cheerful enough
for a fan with a one-run lead
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OY. Lince's little man-child Barbie-doll arm
weakened after too much work and hype this week
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
have you even been watching this game?
They got 2 solid hits off him the whole game.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
use the sarcasm tag
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is sadly typical, we get a starting pitcher on the ropes in the early innings and then don’t do jack shit against him for the rest of the game.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
did someone say “quality start”?
I like how it’s possible to have a season with nothing but quality starts but still finish the season with a 4.50 era
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy G. has the most annoying nasal-y voice evah.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently you haven’t met enough people from NY.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I lived in downtown Manhattan for three years.
Maybe if I’d spent more time in Brooklyn or on Long Island…
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if she’d just snap her gum while she nasals, it would be a complete effect
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
micheal wuertz? Make him huert.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
here come the shadows
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this, lord of the rings?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a shadow falls over AT&T . . .
the armies of blue approach
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he going out for the next inning?!?!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand is really striking out like it's his Job lately.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man
That was disappointing. 2 outs, 2 strikes and all his stuff is filthy and then his one bad pitch of the game. :(
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's baseball...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
The cubs have a really good offense. His stuff was soooo good today.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm stuck at work w/ no way to watch
So I will have to take your word for it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the control came and went.
On the Lincecum start scale, it was a 6 out of 10.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and she is a fickle mistress
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love the extra warmup tosses, Bruce. Bang-up strategizing. Why not just let him throw 15 extra pitches for the hell of it?
by Grant on Jul 3, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, give the man some leeway – this is the same strategic genius who did a double-switch with a DH in the game. The best strategic move since Al Pedrique ordered his pitchers to walk Bonds every at bat regardless of the circumstance! You can’t argue with that kind of track record.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see that worked...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
man, fuck this
no chance they hold this lead
by kingofthacove on Jul 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go to your cove immediately, King. No dinner for you either.
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid gameday
Johnson made what kind of out(s)?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't like Fukudome
him + tight inconsistent ump has made my day not as much fun as it could have been.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fouling off pitch after pitch after pitch = not a real man.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that case, I would love to have a team full of not real men.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think you'd want to kill yourself
by the 2nd inning of the first game of the season
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, me too. But I hate this strategy when other teams employ it.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is on my fantasy team.
But I don’t like him today, either.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really really don't like him
ugh.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for making this the SLOWEST INNING EVER, Bochy.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit down Fukudome,
you dwarf pirate, you
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened? Gameday is apparantly using carrier pigeon
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
grounder to second
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use of carrier pigeon in streaming gameday blogs...
said to reduce global warming by 0.73 degrees per inning.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
you can tell when the relievers came in I guess…
Belated HAPPY TIMMY DAYYYY!!!!!
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nope. All Tim.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Derek Lee's dad ever faced Yabu
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nah, nevermind, the math doesn't work out
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YABU DABU DU
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yabu dabu did?
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by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neat.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
all is forgiven… that’s a big jaw-dropper
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what what what?
According to gameday, Fuku is still at bat.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB.com gameday? Try reloading, it’s current for me.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yabu dropped Derek Lee on 3 pitches.
DeeLee needs to talk to his pappy and uncle about Japanese pitchers.
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean...
3 straight strikes always seems like a miracle when we are in bullpen mode..
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Revision of all previous unkind Bochy remarks can be placed in the vast spaces below
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man. That AB was so fast that I was distracted by my son and missed the whole thing.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
I got a phone call
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What is it, like...
Konnichi wa
Konban wa
Sayonara wa?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zhong wen...
Zuo yixia, rou!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Grab some pine, meat”?
(my terrible Chinese/pinyin is good enough to recognize Zhong wen and rou, but not the rest)
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mixed it up a bit...
I was saying, “Siddown meat!”
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by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, oldjacket was saying “siddown” with those last two characters. I just added the “meat”.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, duh, I should’ve recognized 下. One of the few characters I recognize.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rou
Not sure if that one would translate.
I wonder if Chinese would think you are saying “sit down, flesh.”
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*
Chinese people, not Chinese
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
accidental racism FTW
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Chinese is terrible, but I learned rou as meat. It’s used as a suffix in the words for pork and beef, right?
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah . . .
That’s the correct usage.
But it also means (living) flesh.
In Chinese, if you tell the butcher that his meat is too expensive, he might get mad at you and tell you that your mother’s flesh is too cheap, using the same word.
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you might accidentally call his mother a horse or hemp, depending on your tone.
I wish I could’ve taken more than one semester of Chinese in college. It’s a fun language.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's the best language to eat with
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar up
It’s okay to shield your children’s eyes
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I usually hate the bunt
but that seems like the best that could happen right here
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
that’s what i was talking about
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar should dedicate himself to bunting
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
situation Yabu!!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ahahahahahah ChicagLOL Cubs
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLZ
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love Tim Flannery
w/ the helmet in the coaching box
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Helmet in Coaching Box
Is a new rule, not his choice.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
they “gave” vizquel a hit.. his first hit in 19 AB’s
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
over here
It’s still 1-2 to castillo
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vizquel is at the stage in his swing and career
where he should bunt every AB, no matter the situation
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
before that he was 0 for his last 24…. so that means he is 2 for his last 43… impressive
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vizquel over .150!
And also over .100 since his first five games of the season.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny just threw his glove in the corner in disgust
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, as usual
Manny’s throw went further than Omar’s hit
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record
Before that “hit,” he was 11/112 since the first five games, when he went 8/18. 11/112 works out to a .098 BA. Whoo.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got my front row seats with the new Auction feature on the Giants website.
by robbgin on Jul 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate this - why do we have runners on 1 and 3 now ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit for Castillo, Vizquel went for the sacrifice bunt but the Cubs botched it and he got the bunt single.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No fees made it somewhat more affordable.
by robbgin on Jul 3, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah!!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rich Aurilia’s new nickname: The Parrot.
because he’s not dead yet
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 3, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GATOS…..MArmol gets tagged again
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If anyone bashes Aurilia this week
Hell breaks loose
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This thread is so frustrating for someone who isnt listening/watching! lol
WHat did he do ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie went yard!
A no doubter, too
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gracias
Very nice.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rich Aurilia week starts now!
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowker sent to Fresno!
to kickoff the parade for Aurilia
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's not get carried away
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh fangraphs got it. Nice
He got jealous of Durham.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if gameday doesn’t do it for you, try stuff on sports.yahoo.com, or espn.com
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants are doing well because there’s more Cubs fans there…feels like a road game.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sucks Richie can’t play SS still. Then Bowker could play 1st full time.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He can still play 3rd tho ;)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bichy has a tough call to make tomorrow
Castillo has been hitting all game long
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You watch, Aurilia is going to go yard here
by wilriv21 on Jul 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
someone surely is lagging… :D
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilriv posting from the Sea of Tranquility
on the Moon
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did not get to see Timmah...
how did he look? Looks like a lot of pitches for 6ip and only 1bb.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jul 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he had great stuff
and the cubs only hit 2 balls well
unfortunately one of those drove in 2
the ump squeeze him a lot
fukudome took up 25 pitches
and the cubs got most of their baserunners in 2 strike counts just protecting the plate.
timmy easily could have given up 0 w/ how nasty he was today
by positiveuphemism on Jul 3, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia with 2 HR and 10 RBI in his last 4 games.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HATE YOU MLB.TV
You made me miss Richie’s HR!!!!
!1
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so shiny!!!!!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 3, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just got home in time to see Richie's Blast....
WE’RE BUYERS!!! WE’RE BUYERS!!!
by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 3, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha, too bad the Diamondbacks and dodgers won today huh ? :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to be a ball dude in 40 years
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jul 3, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie isn’t swinging at the Pedro pitch
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that Marmol
Came in to face one batter and gave up the Jack
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
as the guys were saying
he gave up the bomb to Ray Ray yesterday.
that guy, not having a fun trip to SF
by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 3, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he’s been abused
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy going to 10-1
unless Thighler Walker upsets the Apple Barge
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I vote u 2 b banned if that happens
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let’s see if we can register a fanpost on the matter.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 3, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler and I will go into seclusion if it happens
we won’t care what people say
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly
Did anyone think we would have a 10 game winner by the break? I mean, I had high hopes for this staff, but I really thought we would be lucky to have a 15 game winner all year.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 3, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Romo
2 walks and 1 HBP! Settle down kid.
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller, taking the piss out of Joe Buck!
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what did he say?
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were joking about some ad copy, and Miller made a remark about how he loves his job, but maybe he shouldn’t assume Flemm does too – “Maybe you’re like Joe Buck.” Talked about how Buck doesn’t watch baseball but never misses The Bachelorette. Then ripped Kent as well for his past comments about not being a baseball fan – “How about you just keep that to yourself?”
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You get paid millions and millions to do it!"
I 3> Jon Miller.
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3> looks less like a heart
And more like, er, breasts and a vulva.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I fail at internerd formatting
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller = All Kinds of Awesome
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller >> Buck
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maggee and Miller
go into seclusion together and don;t care what people say.
by robbgin on Jul 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller is the absolute no-doubt best.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMGGGGG
Timmy struck out 104 in 66 2/3 innings in the minors (reading SI article on him)? Good god! I think he might be pretty good…
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting take by Miller regarding Romo
He apparently warmed up in the bullpen without anyone else when the Giants were leading just 4-3.
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy seems to have a lot of faith in him
He used him yesterday in the close game when I thought he should have used Yabu.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should add with less than stellar results.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he did get kinda unlucky on that hit..
by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
On Alfonso’s retardo catchering.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
slightly racist, but Romo's mustache makes me think of it

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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just don't make fun of his name!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stick to mustaches
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Lieber is precisely the type of so-so pitcher that we make look good.
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matos up in the pen...
I like to see the kids getting the late inning appearances.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ironically
This is the one situation where you don’t want to do that so you can keep Vizquels D in the game.
Not that Manny is a slouch
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo hurt? ... please...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
richie’s HR still not on gameday video.
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh
I didn’t look at the top. Oops me = moron.
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is on mine
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Network executives worry that it would startle women and children
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haw haw
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Multi-hit game for Omar! One hit went more than five feet OMG!
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uh oh, Buriss is never going to start now
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy, Sabean in emergency meeting
Announcement: Burriss now to start in 2012
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what what whhat lol
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omar must have bought a case of

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not ugly enough

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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewis love from the Talented Mr. Roto
Player A (53 percent): .282 AVG, 51 R, 6 HR, 23 RBI, 13 SB
Player B (100 percent): .301 AVG, 44 R, 9 HR, 28 RBI, 6 SBI feel these guys are close because three home runs and 20 batting average points is about the same as seven runs and seven steals (considering steals are so valuable in Roto play). Player B is slightly better overall—fine, because that’s Detroit’s Curtis Granderson. But how many times must I tell you about Player A, the Giants’ Fred Lewis?
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis
Is on my fantasy Team.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also mine
As is Matt Cain. Just picked up Bowker following near-season-ending injuries to two of my players.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Lewis
Round out my Giant’s component.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could’ve had Sanchez before he got hot. Sigh.
Ah well, I’m in first place by 10+ points anyhow – spilt milk.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love the Lewis Love
Well-deserved, IMO.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Kawakami thinks he’s better than Bonds
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's some arrogance...
for a sportswriter to think he’s better than Barry Bonds.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly you’ve never seen Kawakami hit. Dude can rake.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 3, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewis and Granderson are similarly weak against lefties, and Lewis is protected more against them. That being said, Lewis probably has the better eye, so maybe it equals out.
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And then again I guess Lewis isn’t a gold-glove center fielder….
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the bigs
OSIRIS MATOS!
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
by lmaozedong on Jul 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Don't fuck up )
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does a Dominican kid get named after an Egyptian god, anyway?
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RA approves
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jul 3, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
exactly
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jul 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I were Photoshop-savvy enough to create a knuckleballing Egyptian god image.
by rotorueter on Jul 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet people come up to that guy all the time
and go, “You RA Dickey?”
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woot!
And a comeback win, at that. I thought for sure we had blown it. lol
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Osiris + Romo) > (Sadler + Chulk)
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
Small sample size anyone?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know this because of the stats...
I just know.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 3, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Romo
he’s tricksy
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by oldjacket on Jul 3, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he were Trixie
we’d have an even bigger story
by Moggeee on Jul 3, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAY!!!! DANCE PEEPS!
Matos pwns in his debut, and Timmy dominates some more. Fun stuff!
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Free hint to Corona ad writers!
Buying hummus doesn’t mean you’re a vegetarian.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That has occured to me
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buying hummus doesn’t mean you’re a vegetarian.
Holy crap, that’s a great line. I plan on using that about 100 times tomorrow.
OT, how can you be vegetarian on the 4th of July? Who does that? Who has time?
by Ed Jew on Jul 3, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 W's for Tim
Let’s see if Dirty can get 9.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 3, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I ever tell you guys how much I love Timmy?
I think when this game is over he and I should get an apt together.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jul 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somehow
Tim doesn’t sound like a 12-year old when he talks.
by jcb9 on Jul 3, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AURILIA IS ALWAYS CLUTCH
Tim has spoken
by bondslegend on Jul 3, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a fun game.
Aurilia’s homer pretty much shut the Cubs fans up. One of them started going, “Look at the standings! Look at the standings!” And we were just like, “Uh, dude? We’re rebuilding and we were expecting to have the worst record in baseball. Third place is fantastic.” And then we started chanting “Nineteen-Oh-Eight” and they shut up for pretty much the rest of the game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was in the CF bleachers with a friend and this one Cubs fan was telling me to sit down because “I don’t want to look at Lincecum all day.” Me wearing my Tim shirt. I told him that Tim was going all nine so he’d better get used to it. He told me I didn’t know what I was talking about and that he knew more than I did. I told him that I’m a sportswriter so I knew more than He did, and suddenly he got friendly. I think he was trying to flirt with me, actually. I just wanted him to STFU.
Before I went to the game I made my radio debut: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FantasyBaseballMafia/2008/07/03/Tony-Cincotta-brings-you-Fantasy-Baseball-Live- I’m dead-assed tired but I have to think that making a radio appearance and then smacking down Cubs fans and watching Tim pitch his butt off is a pretty gamer day.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 3, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to have to listen to that tomorrow, I’m a bit out of it at the moment though.
What section were you in? My $4 omg tickets were in 141, I think. There was a guy near me who was screaming at Jim Edmonds the whole game, which I appreciated, but after the twentieth time he screamed “YOU’RE A BUM, JIM EDMONDS!” I was wishing he had some other material.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 3, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were in 143, fourth row. Like the last row before the really close seats in the CF bleachers. There was a guy sitting right next to me also yelling at Jim Edmonds. And a Dodger fan almost got thrown out in our section and he wasn’t even being a dick. Well, side from baeing a Dodgers fan.
One of my friends said I sound like Pam Beesley, in the tone of my voice and speaking manner.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 3, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pam is awesome, so clearly you were awesome too! \o/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 3, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am flattered. But where’s my Jim?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 3, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just heard the interview
You sound EXACLTY like Pam…. nice call by your friend
by superk1ng on Jul 4, 2008 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there were a few talking about Omar. the usually …. weight vs avg etc. Then Omar started getting on base. It was funny, talk about the quiet zone developing behind me. Or they root on the their guys on.. “Come on Soto”....and we would add “strike out” All in all it was a friendly banter in the stands.
by timmeh on Jul 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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