Open Gameday Thread, 7/3
Chicago Cubs @ San Francisco Giants
Tim Lincecum days make me feel like the Beggin' Strips dog in front of a plate full of actual bacon. Shawn Estes in 1997 was the Beggin' Strips; Lincecum is the bacon. You don't think there's much of a difference until you get the real thing.
It's Lincecum!
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lineup:
1. LF Lewis
2. 2B Durham
3. RF Winn
4. C Molina
5. CF Rowand
6. 1B Bowker
7. 3B Castillo
8. SS Vizquel
9. P Lincecum
I almost made a typo switching Tim with Omar..
by SFGAmsterdam on
Jul 3, 2008 3:01 PM PDT
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Great to see Burriss get another start as SS!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on
Jul 3, 2008 3:02 PM PDT
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real bacon, you say
I used to use real bacon as a way to sway vegewhateverians back to meat eating.
by wcw on
Jul 3, 2008 3:05 PM PDT
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There’s very little that can’t be cured by catching a whiff of a charred animal carcass. Mmmmmmmmmmmm Yummy!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on
Jul 3, 2008 3:19 PM PDT
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Just had a huge plate of dead meat at Texas Roadhouse
Verdict: Not bad.
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Jul 3, 2008 6:00 PM PDT
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Win Probabilities
Today’s pre-game win probabilities are…
Fave/Win%/Total Runs
LV Hilton SF / 56.52% / 7.0
AccuScore: SF / 59% / 8.2
My Simulator: SF / 52.11% / 8.46
vr, Xeifrank
by Xeifrank on
Jul 3, 2008 3:06 PM PDT
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hey where ya been?
thought you might died in that fire finally.
Ah, well.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 3:08 PM PDT
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Frank's simulator underestimates the Giants' chances????
Why I’m shocked, I tell you, SHOCKED!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
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Jul 3, 2008 3:13 PM PDT
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Simulator
Sorry, I goofed and copied the wrong Simulator odds. I know you expect better from me, and I apologize. I hope my loyal fan base here isn’t too disappointed. :) Without further adoo, here they are.
My Simulator: SF / 56.14% / 7.8 runs
That’s more in line with the others. See ya fri-sat-sun. Nomar and Jones are off the DL, bet you’re real worried.
vr, Xeifrank
by Xeifrank on
Jul 3, 2008 3:21 PM PDT
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"Loyal fanbase here"
Alright you bastards…who’s the turncoat?
Who actually cares what this asshat and his fancy simulator have to say? Anyone…Buehler? Buehler?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on
Jul 3, 2008 3:24 PM PDT
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I care
If that douche doesn’t show up I cry.
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
i want to cry more.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
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Jul 3, 2008 4:09 PM PDT
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Douche Probabilities?!?
Today’s pre-game Xeifrank douche probabilities are…
100 F’ING PERCENT
vr, My name’s Boozer, bitch
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on
Jul 3, 2008 3:22 PM PDT
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How come you haven't been banned yet?
I think today you have proven how bad your simulator is.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT
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Sigh
What exactly has to happen for Vizquel not to start every day? A sub-.100 BA? A sub-.300 OPS? The drowning of several adorable puppies?
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Jul 3, 2008 3:09 PM PDT
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Look, it's simple
Either Vizquel will come out of his slump or he’ll retire. He hasn’t retired yet; therefore, he will come out of his slump.
QED.
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 3:16 PM PDT
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He’s my son and even I’m ready to toss him into the Cove.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on
Jul 3, 2008 3:25 PM PDT
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Actually, that would be a good pool to start.
What will Omar’s BA (and for how long) be when the Giants do something about him, like switch to an obvious platoon w/Burriss, ease him toward retirement, whatever.
I take .110 for three consecutive days.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on
Jul 3, 2008 3:31 PM PDT
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win
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 3:32 PM PDT
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I calculated and he has to go like 0-40 to get his average down in the .100 range.
This is kind of ridiculous to think about.
I really hope he retires. It shows class and he is a classy player.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:36 PM PDT
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I thought the Cubs had some guy named Gallagher pitching tonight.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
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Jul 3, 2008 3:25 PM PDT
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I heard “Sean Marshall” on the radio and thought, “Cat Power is pitching for the Cubs tonight?”
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on
Jul 3, 2008 3:26 PM PDT
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will she face the batter?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on
Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT
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LOL
Nice.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on
Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT
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I was thinking that seeing her perform in a stadium would be funny, because she wouldn’t know which way to turn her back.
you can't block the Bocock
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Jul 3, 2008 3:41 PM PDT
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isn't it Chan?
she’d stand the same chance vs the Enchanter.
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by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 3:34 PM PDT
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Yeah, but it’s pronounced the same as “Sean.” And thus ends the pre-game Cat Power-joke side thread.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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never heard it spoken, I guess
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 3:37 PM PDT
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chan marshall=my biggest celeb crush
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
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Jul 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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Dbacks losing 5-3
could pull within 4 tonite before the Bums come to town for the holiday weekend.
by wilriv21 on
Jul 3, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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Forget that
great comeback by Dbacks toscore 6 in 9th to win
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Jul 3, 2008 3:31 PM PDT
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SELL! SELL! SELL!
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 3:32 PM PDT
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BUY! BUY! BUY!
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 3:32 PM PDT
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this is better than 'Even Stephen' was on the Daily Show
..wait, sorry: it’s not. But pretty okay.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:33 PM PDT
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Tim Alderson and Nick Noonan for Greg Maddux!
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Jul 3, 2008 3:36 PM PDT
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Doing some math
The thing that’s especially remarkable about how low Vizquel’s stats have fallen is that he got off to a really good start. Looking through box scores from mid-May, in his first five games, he was 8/18 – a .444 average. He also had three walks in one game. Since then? 34 games, 110 at bats, 11 hits. That’s a .100 BA. One extra base hit in that whole period.
It’s getting to the point where I feel sorry for him when Bochy insists on playing him. As brilliant as his career has been, it’s got to be embarrassing for him to go out there every day and fail so badly.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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I completely agree. I was hoping Vizquel could go out with some dignity, but with him batting at a buck fifty, I think that possibility is gone.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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Jul 3, 2008 4:19 PM PDT
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WTF is this baseball movie on abc family?
cape cod league? Starring shaggy and fred from scooby doo?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 3:36 PM PDT
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Jessica Biel is in it too
this movie just got way better
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 3:43 PM PDT
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Some of us have jobs….others are sitting at home, half-naked, watching ABC family at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on
Jul 3, 2008 3:48 PM PDT
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maybe that is his job
you can't block the Bocock
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Jul 3, 2008 3:50 PM PDT
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if only
I’m in a Hampton Inn in Texarkana, TX.
Please shoot me in the head.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 3:52 PM PDT
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it could be worse..
..you could be in a broken-down panel truck between Valentine and Marfa, Texas.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:56 PM PDT
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Weird
Kruk/Kuip talking about how no ballplayers hate playing day games.
by positiveuphemism on
Jul 3, 2008 3:42 PM PDT
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Crazy early start
Finally allows me to boast of my dinner exploits. The time difference is backfiring on all of you now! Or not. So tonight is grilled pork chops marinated in soy, hoisin, rice vinegar and ginger, with red-skinned mashed potatoes (because I’m all out of rice). Yum. They’re a personal favorite, these pork chops.
by cornball on
Jul 3, 2008 3:43 PM PDT
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Steve Holm
anyone else think he and Notgardo switched so that Holm could get more playing time? He isn’t/wasn’t going to play much here.
by positiveuphemism on
Jul 3, 2008 3:47 PM PDT
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Nah. It’s not like Holm is a prospect. I think we were just desperate for someone who can go yard.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:49 PM PDT
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and desperate for our backup backstop to have plate appearances that never go beyond 3 pitches, end in hacking futility, and also remind us of happy pete
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
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Jul 3, 2008 3:55 PM PDT
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Between his plate discipline and his name, he manages to remind us of two of our recent lousy third basemen.
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Jul 3, 2008 3:57 PM PDT
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is it wrong that...
I’m crushing on D Lee just a little bit?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 4:01 PM PDT
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didn't you watch seinfeld?
“not that there’s anything wrong with that”
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Jul 3, 2008 4:02 PM PDT
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The Soup Nazi episode was just on TBS
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on
Jul 3, 2008 4:03 PM PDT
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Stop with the TV references…first it’s what’s on ABC family, now you’re telling us about the happenings on TBS…what’s next…Judge Judy on the CW or cool vacuums on QVC?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on
Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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Freaking Cubs fans
Making noise again. Bah.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:06 PM PDT
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Holy crap
This new 3D Gameday takes some getting used to.
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 4:07 PM PDT
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Just be careful where you drag your cursor – it can eff up your view really quick.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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Jul 3, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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Anyone else using it on a Mac?
Does it work well on Safari? It’s kinda janky on Firefox.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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Seems okay for me on Firefox. I don’t use Safari (load times are excruciatingly slow pretty much everywhere).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT
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so that’s what you were cursing about.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT
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Gamer throw to the Giants on deck circle
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Jul 3, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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Aaron Rowand: not a Gamer throw.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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Geez Rowand has really made a lot of crap throws this season
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT
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Terrible throw or worst throw ever?
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
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Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT
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is “C: All of the above” acceptable?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on
Jul 3, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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Why hasn’t anyone told Rowand to stop doing that?
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
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Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT
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Note to self: Tell Rowand to stop doing that
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:11 PM PDT
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So Rowand’s been pretty disappointing lately.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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Congratulations Aramis
On the new baby and on making out
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Jul 3, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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I hate to tell you, but it takes a lot more than “making out” to get a new baby.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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I have good second-hand information.
It’s the truth!
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Jul 3, 2008 5:01 PM PDT
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Bleh
cheap double to start the inning then a caught spike = 1 run.
It looks like he has really good stuff today, too.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:15 PM PDT
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1 RUN?!?!?!?!
SI COVRE JINEX!!
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 4:16 PM PDT
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go Fred
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
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Jul 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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It is so sad when Richie doesn't start.
He raises the team’s avg. (age).
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
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Jul 3, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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New Gameday has highlights!
Me likee
"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
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Jul 3, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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It's had them the whole year, I think
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Jul 3, 2008 4:19 PM PDT
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Thanks
kingofthebringdown
"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark
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Jul 3, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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That was as depressing as those KNBR boating safety ads.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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“If only the boat driver had not been legally blind, I would still have a nose”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
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Jul 3, 2008 4:22 PM PDT
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That inning was stupid.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:22 PM PDT
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Wow, Amy G….Lincecum and Perry are practically twins!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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Is it just me
or is Amy G not very visually appealing?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
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Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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or maybe I’m just being harsh on her because she’s not Erin Andrews
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
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Jul 3, 2008 4:23 PM PDT
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She looks pretty good to me.
She’s not all that great at her job, but there’s nothing wrong with how she looks.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:24 PM PDT
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i’d give her a 7 out of 10. maybe 7.5
but if a sideline/stands reporter doesn’t give ANYTHING worthwhile in terms of information, then i’d like for her to be at least a 9
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
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Adding this to the long list of things that I don't understand:
Rodriguez, 32, has been making late-night visits to the Manhattan apartment of Madonna, 49.
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
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Jul 3, 2008 4:24 PM PDT
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It isn’t the years, it’s the mileage.
...wait, nevermind.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT
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Nice.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT
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Who cares about that when the SOX AND YANKEES ARE PLAYING THIS WEEKEND!!!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT
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I'm intrigued
Finally, baseball again! I’ve missed baseball since the last time the Yankees and Red Sox played.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
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Rich and famous people only like to “hang out” with other rich and famous people?
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:27 PM PDT
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go Timmy
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
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Strike 3 to DeRosa was filthy.
I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
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Jul 3, 2008 4:26 PM PDT
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KKK
That’s three. Everyone else is slacking.
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July 4, 1983
Happy 25th anniversary, Rags No-Hitter.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
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thank god there’s nothing to jinx tonight.
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Think Righetti will take his no-hitter for a dinner and drinks? Give it jewelry?
The risk if it gets drunk and starts talking about having another baby. Anniversaries. Oh boy.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
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That's never a good sign.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
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Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT
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No hitter still at home watching Judge Judy.
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Wow. An even worse sign.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
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What have the Rays done the last few years that the Giants could not have done too?
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
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Jul 3, 2008 4:30 PM PDT
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Drafted Evan Longoria
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Jul 3, 2008 4:30 PM PDT
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Castillo is kind of like Longoria, no?
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Nothing, really. We could have made all of those same choices, and all at a higher payroll.
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Blueprint for success?
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
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It’s really all a matter of replacing Sabean with a modern GM, and keeping the people who are advising him on the draft.
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Joe Castle!
Doubles machine!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT
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CAstillo comes through!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
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Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT
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Joe Castle!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:33 PM PDT
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My ambivalence continues.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:36 PM PDT
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In play, run(s)!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT
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please play manny burriss
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Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT
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Wha?
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:34 PM PDT
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Good thing
Lincecum’s average isnt better then Vizquel’s right
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TIMMY!
RBI!
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The Freak takes charge
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
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Cover jinx say what?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
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He's a Freak
No jinx applies
Let's bring the...
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He’s so great that he channels the energy from a jinx into more velocity
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Jul 3, 2008 4:37 PM PDT
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Haw haw!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
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Only one thing to do to maximize value: trade Lincecum THIS INNING.
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Reminds me of the time I saw Russ Ortiz pitch against the Brewers and he drove in the game’s only run.
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LOL. MVP ;) he should bat ahead of vizquel :O
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dude, he should bat INSTEAD of Vizquel.
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It probably was wishful thinking
when I did type the lineup with Lincecum at the 8th spot
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DO NOT DOUBT THE LINCECUM
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And look at that freak run!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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When Fred hit that ball, I jumped up and was yelling RUN TIM RUN RUUUUNNNNN and he did. He zoomed around the bases.
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oh crap. someone earlier said giants will score 11…
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LEWIS!!!!
Holy crap, runs!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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Yes indeedy!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on
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Wooo!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
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failed catch. lol
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Has there ever been a switch-hitting pitcher?
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vida Blue
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by Goofus on
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I just looked and there were others including Norm Charlton and Carlos Zambrano
Interesting Joaquin Andujar is a switch hitter who bats righty vs. RHP and Lefty vs LHP
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DO NOT DOUBT THE FRED LEWIS!
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LOL Cubs
I love 4pm starting times.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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In fairness, Edmonds butchered that route in Lindenian fashion
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that's Edmond's trademark-- play out of position, then flail and flop and dive.
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Nice to see Edmonds in position, as always.
Except now his body can’t make the highlights out of his mistakes.
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san francisco wind… gotta love it ;)
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Was also the glare of the late-day sun, yes?
Soto there was like Ji Zheng earlier today, facing Serena’s insanely strong serve in the 6pm shadows at Wimbledon.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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lol lindenian.
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LOLZ
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
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Durham reprises his 2007 stroke
in 2008, it works just fine
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DO NOT DOUBT THE RAY-RAY!
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Now I doubt the Ray Ray (ok – I always do, but especially when he’s thrown out).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
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Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT
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Miller
“normally, they like to see someone else take that off the catcher.”
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Yes, much easier play for 3B, Ramirez needed to take that
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agreed. just thought it was a funny turn of phrase. makes it sound like someone’s undressing Soto.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:42 PM PDT
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Anyone see Pinella's mound visit last outing by Gallagher?
Looked like he ripped him good. I wonder if that is coming up in this game?
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failure
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Oh Ray
Not as fast as you used to be
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Grrrrham.
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Surprising to me...
John Bowker currently leads the Giants in HR. That’s a little surprising, in light of this preseason poll.
The other surprising thing to me is that Fred Lewis trails Bowker by just .004 for the team lead in SLG.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
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I'm already wrong!
I guessed Randy Winn, with 8. Who could have forseen that this would be incorrect?
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by groug on
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Never mind
Feel free to doubt the Ray-Ray
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by groug on
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I hate PCs
Why the hell will this PC not open Gameday for me? All I want is to drink beer and know what is happening on Timmy day!
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:41 PM PDT
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I'll give anything a shot at this point
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-My Father.
by thecrippesking on
Jul 3, 2008 4:43 PM PDT
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Tech Support amount to:
1 – reboot
2 – it works 99% of the time
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Jul 3, 2008 4:45 PM PDT
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Way to give away all the secrets
You just crippled India’s economy. Nice going.
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 4:47 PM PDT
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Naw
India is all about lowest common denominator. They don’t even know the reboot trick. They would say something like: is it open? No? Ok…are you using IE? No? We don’t support firefox. Open IE, please. Now go to blah blah dot dot http blah dot dot com. Ok, are you there? Now click o nthe link. did it work? No? Ok, close IE. Open IE again. Repeat.
Oh yeah…they’d also say there name was Roger or Patty.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:50 PM PDT
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Yeah, but now no one will have to call them if they know how to do their own tech support
And it’s all your fault. I hope you’re proud.
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 4:52 PM PDT
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If you are a tech support person
then you are probably happy because you know how annoying it is when you ask: did you reboot yet and they say no.
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Jul 3, 2008 4:59 PM PDT
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are you using IE or firefox ? :)
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firefox
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
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how many strikeouts today? hmm? =)
i’d say 10+
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Timmy is disgusting today
in a good way
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
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Jul 3, 2008 4:44 PM PDT
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Tim, you’re supposed to cover first, you a-hole!!!
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Two words: Frezz. No.
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Push ups! Laps!
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Jul 3, 2008 4:54 PM PDT
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No Laps
We’d lose him to the Olympic swim team. He can do anything.
Let's bring the...
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except cover first on right-side grounders.
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He’s tired, he’s been doing a lot of running!
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Rowand appears determined to meet Omar
somwhere south of Mendoza
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Omar seems like a good guy
I’d sure like to meet him.
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and convince him to retire?
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
by baetown415 on
Jul 3, 2008 4:57 PM PDT
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He has been funky lately
But he did start last innings rally
Let's bring the...
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Jul 3, 2008 4:58 PM PDT
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At .330, Rowand's a good signing by Sabean
at .270, Brian and Aaron have some ‘splainin’ to do
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Jul 3, 2008 5:00 PM PDT
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Your white power organization
seems to be gaining members
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You do not need to adjust the picture
The Giants actually did score 4 runs in an inning.
Let's bring the...
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but try rebooting first
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Unemployment
reaches 70 percent, overnight, in Calcutta
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Crap I forgot about the goofy start time today
How has it been going?
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Tim Lincecum has been striking guys out and driving guys in
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Long enought to be OVER
even though five innings remain
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always a good combination
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splendid
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Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
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bad start….leadoff double then crappy throw by gamer…Since then Timmy has been nails and the offense even did well. Timmy RBI single
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
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KKKKKKK
Too bad about that walk. Thanks ump.
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Amy was very white teeth
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
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Apparently that much semen will do it to you
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Oh dear
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by groug on
Jul 3, 2008 5:08 PM PDT
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it’s just a reflection from the cue cards
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not thinking complete game?
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We all know what's coming
Why wait?
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maybe he should go back to his old job of making tents
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Please go away, Omar, please
Noonan. Nooooonan!
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Not surprising that Timmy’s pitch count is high. The Cubs are a patient team.
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Will Omar reach the Bocock line by the end of the day?
Only .003 to go
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Ben Snyder
Looks like my boy Snyder has yet to take control of AA after his recent promotion. Pitching tonight in Connecticut he has struggled again in his second start.
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Gallagher smashes the bunt!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
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I've been waiting all afternoon
for someone to drop one of those pics.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
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Jul 3, 2008 5:14 PM PDT
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Yeah I was expecting a lot more of them when I got here.
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his brothers dissaprove of that bunt attempt

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Yes!
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-My Father.
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Jul 3, 2008 5:17 PM PDT
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That bunt attempt toally thought it was better than the Beatles
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you can't do that
His bunts are getting better, but if I needed someone to get a bunt down, I’d choose some other guy.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
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Sick of Fufudome and his incessant foul balls
I say one more, and he’s called out and ejected from the game.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on
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Miller was just saying that he had made Timmy throw over 20 pitches just to him today.
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ain't softball Theo
this is Hardball with Chris Matthews
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Good news / bad news
On sfgiants.com: Roberts, Ortmeier set for Minors rehab
Valdez to throw a bullpen session Friday
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then wouldn’t that be Bad news/Good news?
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Orty- good
Valdez- also good
Robert- BOOOO!
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His name is Robert Daves
How could you forget?
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His name is Robert Paulson.
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-My Father.
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Timmy threw too many pitches in his last start, too
He could be yanked from this game any second now
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