Open Gameday Thread: Reconstruction
How come no one blames Natto when his threads fail?
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No kidding
Don’t even get me started about that singing dog in that “ain’t no bugs on me” ad. Ugh.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Natto’s threads have better artwork.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I can see tomorrow's headline:
“Cain allows 1 ER and K’s 8 in 7 innings, still loses”
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT
How 'bout "umpire crew tarred and feathered by raging Giants fans"
(I think it has a nicer ring to it)
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
I have full confidence in Omar to get a rally started.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Omar will get on base, then get picked off idiotically.
To make up for lack of GIDP
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
John Miller:
Get a fucking run so that our indignation can be more righteous!
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
Sweet
Omar’s trying to kill someone.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
He failed at that, too.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Omar proving giants can have 9 pitch AB's too
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT
This is going to be one of those games where the Seagate Drive of the Game is a hit by the opposing team.
to be more precise:
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
crap. nevermind.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not many nights that one "batter" can cause five outs.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
NICE
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
RUN SCORES
Wait, that’s the rule, right?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
GROUND RULE HOMERUN!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
my Dad keeps calling Matt “McCain” and now I’m really irritated
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Yes, and change the definitions of the purpose of it to suit our whims. Wheeee!
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That's my reaction anytime I hear that name, too.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What, is he Irish?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
well, his lack of run support is a plague.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Lewis. YOU MUST ATONE FOR YOUR INEPTITUDE IN LF
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
Kruk
I love you but come on…it’s Chan Ho Fucking Park, not Eckersley.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
then you remembered Jose Castillo was due up
by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
but, he'll try his damnedest
that’s how gamers do it.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring in Homer. Play the percentages!!!!
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
"It's what smart managers do."
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
but not Bruce Bochy, damn it!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Berroa got the error on that one? Even the Official scorer sucks…
Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris
Yeah, that’s a stunning decision. I expect it to be reversed later.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Assuming Scalia and Thomas even allow the Court to take the case.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does Castillo only hit doubles when it doesn’t matter?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
" I'm Matt Cain, pitcher for the San Francisco Giants...
and I hate you all.”
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
he's a player hater
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a blonde in the third row who looks bored out of her mind.
I hate LA.
Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris
Huh? Wha'd I miss?
Whole lotta nothings.
Sigh…
Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.
by victor frankenstein on Jul 29, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain
I’d hate to be him
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
Well, the lack of run support and crushing losses must hurt, but I think I could probably salve that pain if I made four million bucks a year to work for two hours every fifth day half the year.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
No,
just cuz he sucks so much
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
It’s moments like these that I wish we had Erick Threets, circa 2001.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I cant even bare to look at my matt cain bobblehead without feeling terrible. So much hope in his beady little eyes. Its like he just learned theres no santa. or run support. or something.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Is there some trick to that one? My Matt Cain figure won't stay in the stand. That little peg isn't doing the job.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
oh. i put the peg/screw in the hole and then turned him around clockwise a few times.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that's a lot of gunshots
Unusual to hear in Menlo Park.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
where in MP?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Downtown… I guess it could be a strange sequence of backfires, but man…
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
it’s funny how one game in a Dodger uniform is enough to make me hate a player’s guts forever and ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
i already disliked jason johnson a little bit just cuz i once had a fantasy team so bad i had to use him. as for eternally hating him, hes sorta the most mundane pitcher ever so i think ill just hate him the rest of my life and forget about him after that.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
o yea hes a prototypical bum. and thxx
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
HARD TRUTH
Bowker really kind of sucks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
loney dropped a ball in the top of the 8th
does he kind of suck too?
Somebody needs to get Bowker a new glove.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
enlighten me
who is TI? I keep thinking rapper and/or calculator.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
not for my fantasy teams.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that I ever root for an injury, but a Garciaparrra – Milledge collision is pretty much the stuff that dreams are made of, no?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
rafael rodriguez
when is rafael rodriguez’s first minor league game for the Giants?
he’s the six foot five year old 16 year old from the Dominican Republic that they spent 2.2. million dollars to sign.
It’d be nice to see BMoney show up in the 9th.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Broxton has already thrown 4 pitches
He’ll be tired.
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT
I like how the ads for tomorrow’s game make it sound like the Giants are the contenders and the Dodgers are the spoiler team.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
So that’s where Bochy gets his information.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, somebody, just get Cain off the hook.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
typical Giants game score
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss Bonds so much
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
no hinshaw, burriss, romo, matos?
are you really that down on the giants?
Hey, he lined it. I can’t complain about that.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Memo to Rowand
The Dodgers are pitching, so they’re using the real strike zone again.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
wow that was the most pathetic offensive showing of the year
and that’s really saying something.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
FAIL
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/NYM/2008.shtml
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 29, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FAILFAIL
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYN/NYN200807080.shtml
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
The umpires managed to finish off the Giants, but how will they fare against a pennant contender? Hmmmmmm…?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
You suck, Giants lineup
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 29, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Dodgers and their fans are teh suck
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
i cant wait for basketball. the warriors are pretty ok-ish.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
As usual, Cain had to be perfect
He wasn’t.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
his 3rd career hr is taking waay too long to get to. I dont think hes catching bonds
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean 5th
He hit 2 last year and 2 this year.
Bonds is still within reach!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
that's not just bullshit
that’s grand theft ballgame, hombre.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
i only have to resort to this for really bad games. but i have to play MVP baseball 2003 now. Go Jon Bowd.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 29, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Is it me?
Or does it seem like the Dodgers, and the whole LA area in general seem to have no respect for the game nowadays? The way they play is just wrong.
He lives at Ground Zero.
My condolences , Pops.
Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.
by victor frankenstein on Jul 30, 2008 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions
James Loney?
More like James Baloney amirite!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

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