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Gameday Thread Part Deaux

When will we get a real pitcher in the game?

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hopefully, this thread will have some runs in it.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

not funny now

although is usually a hit

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats cuz rowand isn’t at bat

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tasteless joke about Johnson’s diabetes

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol mouth herpes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I expect guys like Jason Johnson to pwn us but even so, when it actually happens, I still get angry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

good luck thread?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it Kent

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants had a good bullpen?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that not I remember

at least not since Mike Jackson’s salad days.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m multi-watching for SD vs. ARI, too. Chris Young is pretty good tonight.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, pitch Chris Young for San Diego

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that makes more sense. The DBacks can’t hit.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeop.

But I hope D-Backs beat the Padres. ;)

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually making contact now?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFLAC

WTF?! Brantley did it in 1990, 1991, and 1992!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Brantley never had 30 saves as a Giant.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, I’m so wrong… column dyslexia.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not from what I see on baseball-reference.com

by Merope on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, like I said, my eyes jumped a column. Sorry!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cainer has thrown 81 % strikes so far

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade him for Kyle Lohse!!

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

an ace would be at 109%

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Jeff Kent.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa, that was weird.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened and do I need to be worried?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

line drive off of Cain's leg

He’s okay though. He’s Matt Cain.

Pitching on the other hand…

Only 868 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball hit him in right ankle

and no

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind, I’m on Gameday Audio now.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

everything is fine here

this is a non-issue

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney hit a ball that glanced off Cain’s leg and hopefully knocked the suck out of him.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked painful

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s gonna hurt in the morning…

by Merope on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get nervous every time a trainer goes out with Matt on the mound :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

or timmy

or dirty, or wilson

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get a different sort of butterflies when it’s Zito.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly lol.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How ‘bout Zito ? lol

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Casey Blake when he was an Indian. Funny how Dodger blue changes everything.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Example A: Jeff Kent
Example B: F.P. Santangelo
etc.

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, though, the Kent thing ends the second he gets out of a Dodgers uni. Future Giants HOFer.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both of those two pitches were strikes.

Fuck you, Blake.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamn umps...

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

These umps gave us the game yesterday.

by cheno on Jul 29, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD CASEY BLOLAKE

YOU SUCK

But not as much as Cain :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD BLAKE

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh that sounded like a crappy pitch.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Booyah!!!

Oh I mean Cain sucks

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that was the same pitch that Blake struck out on in the second

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

if the Dodgers are better than the Diamondbacks, I will eat my hat.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Loney stole 2nd.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow totally doesn’t matter. :)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD BERROA

Cain’s breaking stuff is truly horrible tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

my 12 year old girl cousin has a better curve ball

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he could be a serviceable 3rd starter

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th starter at best!

(Or have we put that joke on hold?)

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

strike 4

x2

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Where was that curve? Looked good from my couch.

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch just made me puke. I’m so disgusted.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dusty. We like him because, unlike most black people, he is smart enough to learn another language and is liked by white people

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

huh?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see the commercial praising Dusty as the best Giants manager ever?

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

no.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically said:

Dusty Baker. He’s the greatest because he’s a black manager who can speak spanish and is liked by the white players

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty weird.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of that is not true

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would make him overqualified to be president.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aqua Velva!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain should hits a HR by himself.
It’s the best and fastest way than hitter’s way.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

these days the pitcher has to help himself

by timmeh on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck on that Angel!!!

Angel+Dodger x 0= ZMOG!!!!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants need to score a run to save Cain from further embarassment.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

its hard to believe he’s still in the game…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outfielder Reunion

I’m sure they won’t invite that Bonds guy…

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

nice

roomates done with halo.. get to watch the game on tv

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Halo is a terrible game that only prepubescent teens play.

by xanthan on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And me!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and many med students futilely grasping for sanity

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Bengie and the Giants are ready to ignite a second half run.”

CSN wouldn’t lie to us. It’s gotta be true.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is she the broad with the obvious, horrible dye job?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her hair offends me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

An enthusiastic plus one!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooo... do I smell a cat fight?

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not my fault she has bad hair.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG Cat Fight!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yes!

93 Giants FTW! Too bad the fucking BRAVES were in the same division. Ugh. Fuck Solomon Torres and Mike Piazza. AND the Braves.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I hated them too

but I forget why I should hate them for that season. Ah nvm 0-13 vs the Braves. Figured it was something like that.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

As weird as it sounds

In some ways I think I’m more heartbroken over 93 then I am about 2002. :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy!

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

in 1993, we weren’t 5 outs and Dusty Baker away from the championship.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar’s the new RallyKiller

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

can Vizquel please get the fuck out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm

if manny doesnt start tomorrow…

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Another one?

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar FAILquel

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Vizquel

Really, is there any reason a 42 year old is getting playing time on a 4th place team? Do we hate Burris or something? These are the reasons I’m convinced Sabean is still an idiot.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TRADE VALUE!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

in all fairness

..Burriss should be in double-A.

by wcw on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy and his veteran lust

Only 868 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WILLING TO ACCEPT LESS PLAYING TIME!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

...

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Johnson

As an Orioles fan (second favorite after Giants), I watched this guy never quite pull it together year after year after year. Now we’re making him look like a star.

We’re the VH1 Behind the Music of baseball.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a winner.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behind the fastball?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behind the rubber...

heh heh… heh heh

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cartman

I'll take the freight train, Bengie Molina.

by Brother Bummer on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behind the Rubber is a whole different type of show.

by cheno on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least then we’d have had a hilarious supporting role on Arrested Development

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

She had some good moments too though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alderson: still dealing

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s call him up to spare us from having to watch this scrub pitch.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny Burriss's hero is Maury Wills

yes, they’re from the same high school, but….HE’S A FUCKING DODGER!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I still went “awww”

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny has a great smile

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he does. He totally lights up when he smiles.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite

is when they show Manny and Timmy on the bench chuckling it up together like little kids.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better was Kruk and Kuip hating on Amy G for asking if they’ve ever hugged a Dodger.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha just once I want to hear Kruk say, “bitch please.”

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s OK if he teaches Burris how to have a career like his (with the offense adjusted for the modern era, of course)

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can somebody please explain to Matt that he’s supposed to strike other people out, not himself. Why does he have to suck so bad?

by cheno on Jul 29, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a good thing we have such an AWESOME lineup to pick him up.

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell are they booing at now?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Themselevs. At least they should be.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD Jason Johnson

ugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

6 pitches

unfortunate

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Where did that miss?!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

oh good

Howdy Doody is up.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan looks like he had his head shrunk by one of those... head shrinkers?

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

hunny, i shrunk pierre’s head?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish they had those

i have a giant dome. it’s bochy-esque.

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fatu or Samu?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats the pitch count at?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

64

109

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, has anybody noticed that Johnson is throwing a SHUTOUT?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

It must suck to suck as much as Cain sucks.

by neurofarm on Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s a whole lot of suck

by timmeh on Jul 29, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He proves it’s possible to suck and blow at the same time.

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poll

How will the next inning go?

(A) Walk, GIDP, Weak Fly
(B) Single, GIDP, Weak Fly
(C) Walk, Strikeout, GIDP
(D) Single, Strikeout, GIDP

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

we arent gonna walk.. soo im goin with D

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castillo is batting second, so it’s gotta be one of the first two.

by neurofarm on Jul 29, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

i didnt realize that

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

B

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

E) Strikeout, GIDP… he’ll find a way

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

fllew goes strikeout with wild-pitch

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was almost an infield hit

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

I guess it was F… forget how to spell “fail”.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That woulda been a double play

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

kent.. range?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

now I don’t know what to believe in

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what he uses to cook his meth on.

by neurofarm on Jul 29, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Safe

Loney didn’t have his foot on the bag.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

neighborhood play?

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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - Just got promoted to CT

by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i remember someone saying a couple weeks back

that we always seem to score 6+ runs the game before cain pitches then refuse to score for cain.. his theory is holding up so far

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

They must really hate him

What boggles my mind is how Cain finds time to date twenty-four guys’ sisters.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

/photo of Bobby Hill in the hottub

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He works fast

He just slept with them and then never called them back.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is paying for a past life, that’s my theory

by timmeh on Jul 29, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infield grounders for everyone!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me?

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you asking nicely?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t say please

by timmeh on Jul 29, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Please fuck me gently with a chainsaw?

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Matt, his face looked so downcast

“Another inning without even a single run for me?”

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 29, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You’d think he would be used to it by now.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not surprised by that.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

was groundout, groundout, groundout one of the options?

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Freddie was actually safe, so Castillo’s ground ball was an easy double play, so “Single, GIDP, Ground Ball” was the winner. Sadly, it was not a choice. I failed, not unlike the Giants.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, is there some sort of secret Giants pact?

I mean, we score rusn for Barry Goddamn Zito, and not Cain?>

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on Jul 29, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Ancient Order of Giants Against Matt Cain

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Zito prominently dates celebrities. Coincidence?

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona 3 : 0 Padres

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 29, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

scully just did all kinds of jinxing there

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he did

..ump didn’t call it.

by wcw on Jul 29, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I hate it when you get a guy 0-5 and then he hits a seeing-eye grounder.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be what, 9 strikeouts now?

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by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid scully

jinxed the “cain hasnt allowed a lead off hitter aboard yet”

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

and he gets a friggin hit out of it

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The Umpire is Sybil

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Another stud pitcher is dealing for the Little Giants tonight. Alderson pitched 7 shutout innings of 4 hit, no BB and 7 Ks ball.

by wilriv21 on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick throw your underwear at him.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol kemp

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I always preferred Payton anyway.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Ethier.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I like to pronounce his name “ETH-EEE-AY” and then lift my right pinkie.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my coworkers dated him. I shun her.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I hate Ethier. He has a stupid face and I hate him.

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have his ball…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baron!

Inappropriate >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit a foul ball, I got it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Why the hell did you leave one behind?!

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cat Figh... oh wait he is a guy

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the normal good cain

would already have a 3 ball count by now, but this new crappy cain wont throw a damn ball

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Just strike out already!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

god Ethier is annoying

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by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I haet u so hard, Ethier

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that was really close

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

KENT HIT, KENT FIELD, KENT RUN

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHA FUCK YOU KENT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell, where did that pitch miss?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

perhaps the 25th woman is the umpire’s wife

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey all...

just checked in.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

exact same pitch, come on

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me or does Looney's Gameday pic make him look retarded?

That being said, I would like him to be on my team.

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that you mention it, he should look into getting an updated headshot.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Loney

Looney is better tho.

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, seriously, who actually wants to see Richie go?

by cheno on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Not my fetish, but whatever floats your boat.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

*Sigh*

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh, that was a big hanger.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I could have lived without that.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I think I can read Cain’s lips.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

f

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty sure it was a different “F” word.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

we cant score a whole run in a game… this ones over

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LA-1 SF- .5

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is mad.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he tried to bean Blake with that last pitch, but it was somehow fouled off.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

fred lewis will win the game for us

i can feel it

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And still Cain will get the L.

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Yeah he sure won it on that play.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, just an epic fail on my intuition's part

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was, i think we can all agree

a cocksucking call

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugly Hack

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLNEY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahah

that wasnt even close

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable

That was six inches inside.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

what the hell is going on?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

poop

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The umpires are trying to figure out if the ball went in and out of the stands before the play.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball glanced onto the stands

Might give the Dodgers a run

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by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

umm

whats the definition of out of play? cus that was on the other side of the wall

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Another installment of

Wacky Adventures in the Outfield with Fred Lewis

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news

John Lackey carried a no-no into the 9th. Doug Davis somehow has a perfect game going into the 7th. Yes the same Doug Davis who walks like 5 batters a game on average. San Diego has the best offense EVER!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Bobby Cox.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The umps asked Bochy to come out.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOlney

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

this is stupid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that umpire is dumb and he looks like Barry Manilow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Never touched the fan

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weaksauce

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck, why would the run come in? He was on first base, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

slight chance

they call it a throwin error on Flew and out of play and since loney was already on his way to 3rd hes awarded home too

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

fan interference is a total judgement call. it’s not a ground-rule double. it’s what “would have happened”.

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok but I don’t see why it would have been worth three bases

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what miller is saying now is that if they rule the ball went out off of lewis, the runner gets the base he was going to (third), plus an extra base (home). run scores.

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Bochy talked him into giving the Dodgers a run?!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck you blue.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad call

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE MOST RETARDED THING EVER.

SORRY FOR USING THE WORD RETARDED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT CALL

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by sfgreg on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is inventing new and unique ways to make errors!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY = FAIL

FIRE AGENT BRUCE!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking nonsense.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT DID NOT HIT THE FUCKING FAN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

At the very least, I see no fucking reason that should be an automatic triple

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

even if it did hit the fan, Loney wasn’t around third yet.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bull plop

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake

How many times have we been jobbed by inept umpires this year!?

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB really needs instant replay, and not just for HR calls. This is ridiculous.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

meeting number 2

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lol and now CSN is following the umpire’s lead and failing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH MAN IF WE HAD REPLAY THE GAME WOULD BE SLOWED DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

would totally ruin the pace

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umpire called a dead ball after Loney rounded 3rd and after Lewis threw the ball. Loney should be out. No way he scored. The point of the ground rules is to fix what “would have happened.” Well, Loney would have been out, so he should be out.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

If the run stays, Bochy needs to start kicking dirt

At the very least.

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by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, whoa, let’s not go crazy.

by neurofarm on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Bochy so calm?

I would be losing my shit if I were him! I’m not going to change anybody’s mind, I’m going to let my team know that I don’t tolerate fucking biased bullshit!

ARGH!

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously, what the fuck?

get the actual fuck out, Bochy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s one of my least favorite things about Bochy. No matter how ridiculous things get, he doesn’t appear to give a shit. Even when he got tossed arguing the bullshit balk call against Lincecum a while back, it took him FOREVER to do so. Bah.

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS SO STUPID I CAN’T STAND IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i want to see

half the goddamn team thrown out after a call like that

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

the ump didn’t even see it. He cut to the right after Lewis bobbled the ball, like he saw something, but he didn’t have a clear view. No way, he can say for sure that the ball went into the stands.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that’s a rough error.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK the umpires

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowa needs to shave

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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus

Larry Bowa looks like one of those homeless guys you see on Bumfights.com

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

i think

if the umps really thought the fans touched the ball.. its the right call. but since the fans didnt toucch it.. ITS BULL SHIT

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by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

think isn't the same as saw or know

no way he saw that. He can’t guess. He can only call it like he sees it, not like he guesses what might have happened.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, still bullshit

if they call fan interference, they can (and should have) rule(d) Loney out. With fan interference, they are supposed to rule on what would have happened if the fan had not interfered.

by Viliphied on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may have been the worst ruling in the history of baseball

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It's pinetaresque

And Bochy failed by not doing his best George Brett impression.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT CALL

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Why should they even play this game? Let’s just let the umpires decide what would have happened.

by neurofarm on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy needs to make more of a stink over this. He needs to call Lewis in to ask what happened. This is crap.

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The ball was in play!!

Never touched the fan, who (amazingly) backed off. Goddam umpires… two words: Instant replay, you fucks

And stupid Bochy.

by El4short on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

instant replay wouldn't cover this situation.

at least under the current proposals (homers and fair/foul calls)

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh.

that sucks even more. ‘Cause God knows a replay wouldn’t have slowed things down any more than that cluster frak.

by El4short on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Cain loses because of a bullshit call like that, I’ll lose it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

They better hang a 5 spot on LA in this inning, or Cain’s gonna go postal.

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well fuck the fucking Bums fuck the fucking Umps. I am fucking out!

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by camwoody on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This is retardted.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh the irony.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that’s the correct Middle English spelling.

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by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel your pain

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the Giants are trying to invent ways to screw Cain over. This is one of the most creative yet.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Kudos to Fred Lewis and Bruce Bochy. They should get the Willie Mac award for that.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t the Giants’ fault.

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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

entirely

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis was hardly an innocent bystander. Catch the ball.

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, this is beyond belief. We cannot catch a break… poor Cain.

by El4short on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck off Berroa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Johnson is throwing a shutout?

Jason Johnson is throwing a shutout.
Jason Johnson is throwing a shutout!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally over

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

anything less than 10 runs this inning would be unacceptable

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

we could score ten runs,

but Jason Johnson is throwing a shutout.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: unluckiest pitcher ever?

by neurofarm on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No

HE JUST SUCKS! HES NOT A WINNER, OBVIOUSLY.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he isn't dead yet.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is far from over

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

36 pitch inning!

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

notice that? The dodgers took some pitches and worked some counts

and got the starter on the ropes.

Bengie would just swing at the first pitch. No need to clog the bases.

by joe t on Jul 29, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is the record for GIDP in one inning by one player?

I think Omar has a chance to break it.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

inning

the joke is that you cannot have more than one double play in an inning because a double play consists of getting two outs on a play and there are only three outs in each inning.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really see no reason to watch the rest of the game.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "Major League Baseball umpires"

JEALOUS, IMPURE, BLAMABLE RAGES

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 29, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Impure, AT BEST!

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE CHAN HO FUCKING PARK SHUT US DOWN 1-2-3

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ground rule

ball on top of pad is out of play. well, that changes everything.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s stupid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

whose side are you on, anyway!

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t make the rule!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking Dodgers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

Wait how can you make a ground rule like that?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sure there are some regulations

and they have to be reasonable…but I’m not sure that’s what the “ground” in ground rule means.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s really dumb. cause that’s not the ground rule in yankee stadium. or any other stadium. and it’s not included in the DODGER STADIUM GROUND RULES!

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunch of activist umpires…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

common law ground rule, then.

bunch of activist umpires.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if a outfielder has ball fall out of his glove, land on top of the outfield fence, then fall on the warning track it’s a home run? Stupid.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s in the magic double-classified super-secret ground rules that only umpires are allowed to see, and only on alternate Thursdays.

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem said he didn’t find that rule in the media guide.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter. The umps aren’t going to let the Giants win this game.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

pierre...

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

GAMER

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, here comes a Bowker GIDP

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

vizquel wants the chance to tie castillo in the category

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look out! He can defend himself.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

1st base without the pain

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I've given up on winning this game

I just want Bowker to launch one to let Cain off the hook.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker doesn’t hit home runs anymore.

Bowker doesn’t hit anything anymore.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last two games I went to he was 0-8 with one K and seven line drives right at guys. I’m not exaggerating.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey bowker

how about you do something I can’t do

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY BOWKER YOU POS YOU DON’T HAVE TO SWING AT EVERY HIGH FASTBALL THEY THROW YOU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Giants:

plz score soon
jponry is scaring me.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

GRARRRRGH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel the need to say again that these same umpires gave us the game yesterday.

by cheno on Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck. this. team.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i cant watch anymore

good night everyone.. cain, you will be in my prayers

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

"Side retired." Christ, I WISH.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So the Giants can kick some guy’s ass at Safeway, but they can’t score for Matt Cain.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

And even then, it takes our mascot.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

can he play CF?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 29, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he used to play 3rd in college

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not LF?

The guy we have there now is barely more nimble than if he had flippers.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they’re good at something

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and Doug Davis gave up a hit.

by cheno on Jul 29, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

of course he did.

He’s Doug fucking Davis.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a perfect game going up to that point. 6 2/3 innings.

by cheno on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching that game … pretty amazing to watch one Padre after another swing and miss at the 85 mph fastball around the eyes. Maybe he could teach Zito something.

by Evan on Jul 29, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shall we send Cain back out there after he threw about 35 pitches last inning and is over 100 for the game? Yes, we shall!

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

But if it were Timmy, it’d be an “Organizational Decision” not to.

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck you Larry King

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved that.

Kuip: “Well, he does have a little one”
Kruk: indignantly “I dont care!”

by rotorueter on Jul 29, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry King is like 90?

and he has little ones? Viagra…?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye Bye Larry King

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

this is getting depressing. it’s time for bed. night all.

by cornball on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ARDOIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, we get to see Bengie fail in wide angle.

by El4short on Jul 29, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed. Sandy Alderson was on the right track with Questrak & reviews & memos.

Until, of course, he left MLB’s front office with, it appears, not a lot of tears shed on either side.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was a legitimately nice play.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He was aiming for the dugout

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

or the 5th row

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 innings without a walk for Cain

He can’t even give away baserunners! DFA!

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Alderson got the Major League Treatment tonight

he pitched 7 shutout innings and the SJ Giants score ZERO runs for him.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

would that be called getting “Cained”?

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Madison Bumgarner

by kingofthacove on Jul 29, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still pissed off about the ump call of Lewis's horribly bungled routine dumbass play.

Either ball’s dead, in which case runner should go no further than 3b; or else it’s not, in which case the runner is out at home as played. There ISN’T a scenario in which runner scores. Stupid ass umpires.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Amen

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is no accountability

they have total power and they obviously know it.

by El4short on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

well then the game is broken

and that is sad, because it was nearly perfect

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by "the game" I mean baseball in general

not this one, nor doug davis’s

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Jul 29, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I still don't get how that happened.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fix is in

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention handjobs for Bud Selig

by El4short on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for that mental image. I’m going to top off this drink with a little more Hangar One now.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU JUAN PIERRE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

darn

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn John Peter

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, Cain, I know you’re pissed, but pay attention to the baserunner, dude.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

dude dude dude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

now you sound like Dennis Hopper

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 29, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome opportunity to bean Kemp.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there is a base open. Two, actually.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, the umpire took a SHOT

Tim Lincecum is Baseball's Chuck Norris

by Azantor on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

make it stop

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Given the way this season has gone

Someone needs to come up with a really good UMPIRE FAIL image.

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bugs Bunny in "Transylvania 6-5000"... "Abracadabra, I'm an umpire!"

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 29, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

For example, photoshop an MLB umpire in place of Earl Hebner in a photo of the Bret Hart Montreal Screwjob. GET ON IT, PEOPLE@

by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it isn't unexpected

for the 135th season in a row, the umpiring is worse than the year before.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 29, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

INNING OVER

RALLY TIME

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by rhys on Jul 29, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

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