A simply amazing array of Jeff Kent douchebaggery
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A lot of people have trouble looking at things when they spend up to 15 hours a day working inthat industry.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Jul 30, 2008 2:21 AM PDT
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Win.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on
Jul 30, 2008 9:18 AM PDT
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I loved this tidbit
ANDRUW JONES came off the bench to single in a run, giving him 13 RBIs, the Dodgers paying him almost $1.4 million per RBI. And some folks say the Parking Lot Attendant doesn’t spend money.
by Natto on Jul 29, 2008 2:59 PM PDT 0 recs
$1.4 million per RBI?
That’s almost as much as they’re paying Jason Schmidt per inning pitched!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on
Jul 29, 2008 3:13 PM PDT
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"I'm a man of my word" - Jeff Kent
Right. Unless motorcycles are involved, huh? Jackass.
by jcb9 on Jul 29, 2008 3:06 PM PDT 0 recs
funny, this was exactly the same thought i had. jeff kent is a tool.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on
Jul 30, 2008 12:32 AM PDT
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“I don’t hang out with the guys - never have,” he says. “I don’t go out drinking, look at porn, have a girlfriend or get divorced - so I’m selfish.”
way to throw your teammates under the bus, douchebag
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 29, 2008 3:14 PM PDT 0 recs
On the other hand
I appreciate his implication that drinking and having a girlfriend are selfless endeavors. I feel better about myself now.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on
Jul 29, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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And looking at porn! I must be the most selfless person in the world!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Jul 30, 2008 2:23 AM PDT
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I love this part
Maybe so, but what a shame if he leaves this game known better for the way he treated writers than opposing pitchers.
Sound like anyone else we know?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 29, 2008 3:57 PM PDT 0 recs
I chuckled, then became slightly sad.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on
Jul 29, 2008 4:43 PM PDT
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I don’t see what’s so amazing about it.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 29, 2008 5:14 PM PDT 0 recs
Hey what’s wrong with looking at porn?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 29, 2008 5:40 PM PDT 0 recs
You wouldn’t ask that if you’ve seen my hard drive.
by chilibean_3 on
Jul 29, 2008 6:34 PM PDT
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Unless it’s illegal stuff involving kids or animals, or rape fantasies, it’s all good to me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Jul 30, 2008 12:42 PM PDT
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Well, then I’ve got some awesome trans-gender midget porn for you!
by chilibean_3 on
Jul 30, 2008 1:27 PM PDT
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Awww, no realdolls?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Jul 30, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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husband & wife amateur realdoll 3way hot sexxy analtime!
Now on bittorrent.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Jul 31, 2008 12:38 AM PDT
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Animals are illegal?
“Go get help , Lassie!”
Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.
by victor frankenstein on
Jul 31, 2008 3:03 PM PDT
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I just don’t have an answer for this question.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Jul 30, 2008 2:24 AM PDT
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Nothing at all. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go back to what I was doing.
Adoptive father of howtheyscored. The beatings will begin momentarily.
by Goofus on
Jul 31, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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Don't worry, jeff!
you’ll be remembered by us Giants fans not for the fact that you won awards and were a good player for us, but for the fact that you are a massive jerk. congratulations. takes a real douchebag to destroy that much goodwill from a fanbase that doesn’t hate easily.
by giantfan5 on Jul 29, 2008 6:19 PM PDT 0 recs
I’ll always remember when he won the Jerk Award.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on
Jul 30, 2008 2:25 AM PDT
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I fail to see douchebaggery in this
just seems like a gamer to me…
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Jul 30, 2008 8:29 AM PDT 0 recs
Best post title ever.
Has anyone ever been to The Philosopher’s Club on West Portal? (It’s about the blue-collarest bar there is, and the awesomest). They have a collection of Giants bobbleheads behind the bar, and one has a paper bag over his head. Guess who it is?
Notgardo, I still love you -- but you're grounded. No Guitar Hero for a month, no Cheez-Its for two months, and NO BASEBALL! This hurts me as much as it hurts you.
by tk on Jul 30, 2008 5:56 PM PDT 0 recs
Damn we need to go back there!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on
Jul 31, 2008 10:37 AM PDT
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