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Open Gameday Thread, Too

C'mon, man. Go rent a movie from AFI's 100 Greatest Previews list or something. Learn to juggle. Visit a site that teaches you how to make paper airplanes. Anything but the Giants flailing against Dan Haren. Don't keep watching this crap.

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randy was pissed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT   0 recs

matos continues to impress..

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT   0 recs

For a few minutes there, I was wondering if this was going to be the first Gameday Thread with zero posts.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT   0 recs

I didn’t want to post first, for fear of being the only one.

by toofruss on Jul 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

it’s lonely out in space

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

On such a tiiiiiIIIIIiiiimeless flight

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It would have been giving this game the invisible dogpile of shunning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BASERUNNERS!!!!

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT   0 recs

the rally is ON

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

Runs too

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

strike 2 was a ball

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

Randy, Randy, Randy

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT   0 recs

fuck off Randy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT   0 recs

Emmylou Harris is at the game!

Can Elvis Costello be far away?

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Jul 25, 2008 8:57 PM PDT   0 recs

Emmylou sang a guest post on this blog once.

by Grant on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The Hardly Strictly Bluegrass festival a couple of years back had EC, T-Bone Burnette and EmmyLou onstage together and it was a joy to behold!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Tulsa Queen ...

One of my all-time favorites. “Luxury Liner” is darn near perfection.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

titanically entertaining

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What the album or this mini-hijack?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I love all of them around that time but Blue Kentucky Girl is the one I drag out the most.

by robbgin on Jul 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I prefer the earlier more bluegrass stuff. But she is great!

by robbgin on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT   0 recs

I, too, prefer her trailerpark tunes

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Finally retired Haren

gotta be their best hitter, right?

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:00 PM PDT   0 recs

Geno’s stirrups will lead us to victory

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Some day. Not today of course!

...wait, they already have!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Anagram of "Arizona Diamondbacks"

AMAZONIAN DICK BOARDS

Huh? What is that, some kind of fashion accessory?

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Brazilian with a boner

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Waterboarding with…...

by robbgin on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Geno looked sharp.

by cheno on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Stephen Drew might look younger than Timmy

At least according to his gameday photo

Only 872 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Who the hell does Aurillia think he is?

by toofruss on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT   0 recs

castillo

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Can we go back to playing the Nationals?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT   0 recs

Yes, please.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 25, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

weak, Bengie

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:04 PM PDT   0 recs

A Will Clark grand slam would be nice.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 25, 2008 9:05 PM PDT   0 recs

Bowker has the supple wrists of the young Wilhelm Von Clark

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:06 PM PDT   0 recs

doesn’t quite have the supple eye, yet.

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Trouble is...

..that Haren bloke, he’s sort of good!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT   0 recs

and that Sanchez bloke seems kinda broke

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sanchez had a really bad day – which we’ve all seen before – but I’m still excited when it’s his turn to start!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Jul 25, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

We got to him the last time.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 25, 2008 9:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ugh

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:07 PM PDT   0 recs

From the SubContinent of India

that’s the ugh heard ‘round the world

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

..or at least to the sketchy Indian guy sitting next to me

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

we have them here, too

they’re called state assemblymen.

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The Giants would screw that up.

by cheno on Jul 25, 2008 9:11 PM PDT   0 recs

I take back everything I typed about J-Bowk’s arm yesterday.

by toofruss on Jul 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT   0 recs

J-Bowk’s too hard for me.

I’m going with J-Bo.

And when he jerks one, I’ll say he J-Boned it.

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

drat

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:13 PM PDT   0 recs

Dodgers just took the lead against the Nats

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:16 PM PDT   0 recs

According to Gameday, this AB has been all changes

True?

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:17 PM PDT   0 recs

Mercy Rule?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT   0 recs

Holy crap, Mark Grace called that one.

by cheno on Jul 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT   0 recs

sitting on the change

by wilriv21 on Jul 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Krukow called a Splash Hit from Lewis earlier this year. I liked that a lot better.

by jcb9 on Jul 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

F

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:18 PM PDT   0 recs

-U-N

Just ask JCB

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, we’re totally getting swept. That’ll take care of the whole thing about the sub-.500 division and any last pretense of being contenders. FUN!

by jcb9 on Jul 25, 2008 9:19 PM PDT   0 recs

I'll be fixin' my sig stat.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

tempest in a teacozy

ya just have to change it again the next day

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Let's get there quick then.

Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.

by victor frankenstein on Jul 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Interesting...

with the old format all my past posts’ sigs would reflect the change. Not no mo’...

Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.

by victor frankenstein on Jul 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Toto too?

Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.

by victor frankenstein on Jul 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cellars for sellers

‘Sup Pops

Arizona thinks we're Washington which thinks we're Arizona.

by victor frankenstein on Jul 25, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sarkozy was all in Paris love with Obama today

by wilriv21 on Jul 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think Geno might be done…

by cheno on Jul 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT   0 recs

W-O-W

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:20 PM PDT   0 recs

Whoa...I just had a Dan Giese flashback!

Or maybe it was an Alan Embree

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 25, 2008 9:21 PM PDT   0 recs

I once had a Dan Giese flyover.

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Now, you’re drunk again, aren’t you?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 25, 2008 9:23 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

A beer for every Sanchez K

I’m sober as a librarian

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lolling

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dan Giese in flight....bum bum....afternoon delight

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

A top tune

Just now hitting the Bombay Top 40

by Moggeee on Jul 25, 2008 9:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm in Agra now

34-44.... But 23-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 11-35 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jul 25, 2008 9:29 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs