Open Gameday Thread II
by Grant on Jul 24, 2008 1:24 PM PDT
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I created this one at the same time as Open Gameday III to save money and production costs.
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Anyone seeing this on TV? What’s the radar gun have Cain at? Sounds like he’s working 90-91 today, which is low for him.
by xanthan on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just saw 94 on TV. Who knows what that means, though.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems like recently the stadium gun has had a bit of a Zito bonus added to it, though.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he’s just taking some MPH off his fastball, mixing speeds is a pitcher’s friend.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice Back to the Future reference.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings, and…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we take Cain out already plz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"You mean... take him out?"
‘Pulp Fiction’ reference.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
needs more failed mustaches
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, yes, NO!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he’s got a toddler at home… he sorta looks like our cat did the time my [3 years old then] sister took the scissors to it’s whiskers.
by Merope on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flirst
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gamer
woulda dove to save the no hitter
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, well.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
left center
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if he was shaded that way because it’s Roberts first start back from the DL and maybe he (Rowand) was wondering about Roberts’ range right now. We’ll never know.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate zimmerman
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain = awful
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jul 24, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry guys
that was our fault here at my work. my friend in the upstairs office just called me and told me Cain was perfect through 3 2/3 with Zimmerman up.
boom. double.
Mike Ford takes full blame for the jinx on that one.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tell Mike he's fired
Security will be there momentarily to escort him from the building
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should post his phone number ahahaha...
but I won’t.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
by WTF on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
um
what about Grant starting a new thread? Just askin’?
by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to above
last pitch was 92.. not bad
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And then a couple after that 94. I don’t think we should be too concerned, eh?
Fred Lewis - soon to be the all time Grand Slam leader
by Kestrel on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on finish him
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm, leftovers for lunch
I tried a new recipe last night – Drunken Spaghetti. Despite the name, there’s no booze involved – it’s a Thai dish, and apparently got its name because it has lots of hot peppers and they’re considered a hangover remedy in Thailand. Also has lots of garlic, basil, fish sauce, oyster sauce, and other goodness. Came out so well I may have to do another recipe fanpost.
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIDDOWN
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
career strikeout #500!
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
really?
i feel like thats a lot for a 24 year old.. on his way to 4000?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, come on
you got to put SOME of the blame on Alex Smith. Besides, I don’t want Cain to bring his losing non-gamerish ways to the NIners.
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf, why did I feel like he got his 500th K in his last game?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because two weeks from now he’s going to go back in time and do that.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, according to the stats, he had 498 going into today, so maybe it’s because he got close. I don’t know. Otherwise somebody’s source is wrong.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just thought they’d announced it at some point in the last game. IDK. I see what you’re saying.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cos I swear to you there was a graphic on the video board last Friday night saying that he did.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not crazy!
Vindicated!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I seem to remember hearing that too.
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh
Gameday showed him with 498 going into today, so, who knows?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
espn and baseball-ref agree with gameday, just checked
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ONE HIT? Urgh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Skanks hitting on animated characters = GREAT REASON TO BUY CARS!!!!
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why else would someone buy a car?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NSFW!!!
Erin Esurance pr0n: http://deliciousghost.com/2008/02/21/porn-it-gets-pretty-weird-sometimes-pt-6/
Erin Esurance slash fiction “outsider art”: http://static.flickr.com/110/309245788_fe716a21cd_o.jpg
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rule 34
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“If it exists, there is porn of it. There is no exceptions.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My bad...
I saw all the bagels on the gameday thread and wondered… has Cain allowed any hits?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
that was a good play by the ptcher
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why do we always make new threads? what’s wrong w/keeping the same one? seems to happen randomly too
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The site gets slower than Bengie when the comments start piling up.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve felt like this wasn’t too big a problem since auto refresh came along.
by cheno on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It gets hard to post comments and navigate when the site lags.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, the threads used to start freezing up for me around 400-500 comments on the old site too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The auto refresh can get pretty slow, too. My favorite is the 5 minutes of inactivity followed by a clusterfuck of 45 comments appearing at the same time.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when there are too many comments
i feel like it runs slowly
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When active threads get big, the site gets slow.
Sometimes threads get really big because no mods are around.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The driver is the number of replies
Once there are too many replies, a new thread is created. Otherwise the site responds very slowly.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
I don’t have any problems with site speed
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, though, not all internets are created equal.
Like underwear.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLrilia
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lolnerhans
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always forget lolrillia used to be really good
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d research how many runs the Giants score in the games immediately preceeding Matt Cain starts. Because it feels like they’re always scoring 5 or 6 or 8 runs in the days before, then nothing for him.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Nationals have a lot of fail facial hair.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only two strikeouts? how are you supposed to keep up w/sanchez and lincecum, cain!? fail.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching the Nats
Is a lot like watching the Giants hit. It’s Hacktacular!
by out machine on Jul 24, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
low pitch counts for both pitchers. Tough to do that against Cain.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
knocks one wood
first complete game for the giants?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shh
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might need to knock 3 or 4 wood for that.
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True...
It has to be at least 275 to the hole
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some runs would be very welcome
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain is just hopeless today
DFA
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
better than dfa, trade him for some talent
by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wouldn’t bring back anthing.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ur doin it rong!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought there were pills and shots to address that
by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the worst thing about Cain’s 59 pitches is that he’s thrown 45 strikes. WTF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
scathingly ironic backhanded comment
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EmmanuLOL
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess
Cain is going to have to do it all himself
by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what's DFA?
death from above?? Doctors from.. arabia? Dcks Fck Ass*s?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don’t Forget the Alamo.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Die, Fire in A
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Needs another comma, maybe…
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
best
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, Jon and Flem are REALLY loose today. They’re riffing about Little League about 90% of the time.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah I just turned it on, figured it must be a rain delay or something ;)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked when Dave said he could make the same play Castillol had just made.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 24, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redding is actually throwing less pitches.
by cheno on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
* fewer
unless his pitches are actually lesser than Matt’s, which is certainly possible
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HowTheyScored! How did you let Delorean beat you?
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, man, anything goes in a Gameday Thread. I don’t sweat that stuff in these threads.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redding 56 pitches through 5
Cain 59 pitches through 5
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They problem is that they’re lacking in winning attitude. If only someone would instill a culture of winning in the clubhouse.
by RougeGorrila on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 2008 Giants are like the definitive answer that team chemistry means fuck all.
THE CLUBHOUSE IS SO LOOSE.
by xanthan on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Increase Swagger detection by 300%!
by rotorueter on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Communist China Basin
runs score YOU.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some whats?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least
THAT wasn’t the first hit, I guess
by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1B to a pitcher w/ 0-2 count
Die, Fire in A, Matt Cain.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 24, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame the catcher
Why don’t you call for a fastball in an 0-2 count?
by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if only the fastball had better stank on it.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on Jul 24, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard for me to root against Cain
especially when he is destroying out there.
But I really want to lose this game. Especially after blowing the last two.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lewis might not have made that catch…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis
would have been there, waiting for the ball to clank off the heal of his glove.
Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...
by tedfordfan on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your 2008 Giants Pitching Staff
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dave Roberts got his jersey dirty, GAMER!
by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
accoring to Gameday
that was at the wall.
y/n?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. Edge of the grass where the warning track starts.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redding
Different pitcher since he spent time on the bases. Callin’ it.
by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
means he’ll suck, right :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just like Cain
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 24, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is going 592 innings
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So it’ll be over by 3:30, then?
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I will head over to the yard
and catch the last 14 innings of this one.
by out machine on Jul 24, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
English lawyers?
they don’t bother me that much
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not my style
but to each his own
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jello wanted to make all businessmen wear clown suits within city limits.
He got my vote.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AGGRESSIVE
ATTACKING THE STRIKE ZONE
ET CETERA
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess that is a better question than why so few runs.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He already knows the answer to that.
by chilibean_3 on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as we all do…....sigh
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, I guess nobody else is going to say it, so I will:
That’s a non sequitur.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
73 pitches thru 6
He’ll never go the full 14 at this pace
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done
Miller wishes Bonds a Happy Birthday
by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
word
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
big ups to Jon
best in the biz
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
take that colluding GM dillweeds!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<3
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just watched the highlight of the ROberts catch
Dude tossed his bat like he had hit it out, lol
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First video of the day doesn't come until 6th inning
And it’s not even a hit.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Redding, 66 pitches through 6. Crap.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet merciful crap
TIM REDDING, FUCKSTICKS.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time Redding Fucks Ticks?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit! The extra e stands for eyobb.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redding
better pitcher after running the bases
by mikejlaz on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn sure doesn't want to be traded
He’s batting .200 this month. Ugh.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
his wifey likes all the fashion, sun and stars in the city
by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 strikeouts looking, at least Castillo had the courtesy to actually swing the bat. I take back everything I said about him.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flem just received brownies in the booth from friends. Couldn’t help thinking it’d be cool if they were hash brownies.
by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We will find out I am sure
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flem to Jon: “Dude….wouldn’t it be crazy if TAILS chased their dogs?”
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or
“Bengie is flying around the bases, looking for a triple”
by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or: "Molina just hit a... a ... a quadruple."
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol quadruple
memories of being stoned at high school baseball games
by cornball on Jul 24, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAVE ROBERTS 4 MVP
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Cain doesn’t win a game against the Nationals, at home, where he’s given up one hit and thrown 73 pitches through 6, I might have to burn shit down.
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whose shit?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t get it. It’s fun to burn poor people?
by RougeGorrila on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
crazy kids these days
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I’d rather he burn shit in Lamorinda.
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave Wil a break there because there was a flaming joke hidden in there… somewhere.
by RougeGorrila on Jul 24, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys are quick study – burn stuff you dont need
by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I guess it is true I don’t need poor people…
by RougeGorrila on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we just burn down Dodgers stadium?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my band rehearses in the TL
please don’t burn my shit down
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kearns hitting .218 w/ 5HR
christ almighty, that’s grim
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And until Zimmerman came off the DL, dude was hitting cleanup.
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Off-topic, but
I just noticed hat the Rangers have a pitching prospect named Neftali Feliz. Neifi’s middle name + Happy Pete’s last name + prospect = sign of the the Endtimes?
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnny Estrada: chin merkin-wearer
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His looks like it was applied with a Sharpie
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 24, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 innings 80 pitches
CG might take 109 pitches
by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
109
To the depths of Zito-suck
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH, GET ON THE TROLLEY!!
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jul 24, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's give this a try
Rally Charleyfacers!
No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.
by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so far, so good!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the look dogs give right before they hump your leg.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gamer Single
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ONE FUCKING RUN PLZ
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK BOWKER
get him over, in
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain = CC Sabathia status
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's fat and awesome and hits doubles?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just need a hit.. just need a run.. let’s do this :O 7-0 these nats
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was only Rowand's 2nd steal of the season?
Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...
by tedfordfan on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With all the crappy throwing catchers in the league today
It makes no sense that teams don’t run nearly everytime anyone with decent speed or better is on the bases.
by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would just figure if we won the games with Zito and Correia but lost with Cain.
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOUR 2008 GIANTS!
Cain goes ape shit October edition
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screwing over Matt Cain
A Giants tradition
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 24, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guys in my office talking baseball outside my cube think the Astros still play in the Astrodome, on the turf.
And they don’t let me into their discussions. Good choice, guys.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do they still have Nolan Ryan?
that guy can pitch!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why don't they?
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t get out much do ya?
"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums
by igotnothing on Jul 24, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
because she’s a girl and girls don’t know anything about baseball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a girl here??
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIRL?!
slicks back hair *
straightens his glasses *
by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh reminds me of the scene in Eurotrip on the nude beach. It’s all guys when the group arrives, and one of the gals in the group takes off her top (bikini underneath) and the entire beach starts going GIRL GIRL GIRL and chases her en masse.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BARONS A GIRL?!! OMG OMG AND STUFF. lol ;) cool.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I jump in they look at me like ”...” and then go back to talking amongst themselves.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing says, “Good job,” like a firm pat on the ass.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jul 24, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d be more inclined to laugh if I hadn’t reported a sexual harrassment incident here at work a few months ago.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A company that employs bitter 40-somethings who never got to follow their dreams, so they are now stuck in shitty jobs and up to their eyeballs in regret and have to resort to making disgusting comments about my appearance in the office to make themselves feel like their penises actually work.
But I’m not bitter.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, law firm?
Anyways, sorry for the poor timing of my sexual harassment joke.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jul 24, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not your fault that guy is a complete loser. I wish I could keep my messed up sense of humor about it but I just end up getting angry about it all over again.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve described almost every place I’ve ever worked.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 24, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it weird to say I expected to get that treatment in a sportswriting job and not at my boring-ass day job? What does it say when the ballplayers are polite and respectful to me and these insurance guys are the f’ing pigs?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, I can just keep my disgusting comments to myself because my penis does work.
Functional penises ftw!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 25, 2008 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By “get them” you mean dump the boiling hot stuff in their crotches, yes?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
I mean hike up your skirt, put on lip gloss saunter over to the kitchen and bring the men some coffee. Don’t forget to smile. And then leave
by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have some coffee for you as well.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After she’s done burning poor people and gays, right?
by rotorueter on Jul 24, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only the Castro were filled with people in skirts...
by RougeGorrila on Jul 24, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I’m not the homophobic arsonist here. I’m the disgruntled bitch with the pot of boiling water aimed straight at people I dislike.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay that’s fucked up but I laughed anyway.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t see the harassment post above, or wouldn’t have posted this.
by toofruss on Jul 24, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, I BELIEVE you mean the Colt .45s. Silly women, can’t understand baseall.
by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply