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Open Gameday Thread II

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Anyone seeing this on TV? What’s the radar gun have Cain at? Sounds like he’s working 90-91 today, which is low for him.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gameday has him at 89-90.

by toofruss on Jul 24, 2008 1:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s a little concerning.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Jul 24, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just saw 94 on TV. Who knows what that means, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It seems like recently the stadium gun has had a bit of a Zito bonus added to it, though.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perhaps he’s just taking some MPH off his fastball, mixing speeds is a pitcher’s friend.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice Back to the Future reference.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings, and…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can we take Cain out already plz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You mean... take him out?"

‘Pulp Fiction’ reference.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

needs more failed mustaches

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes, yes, NO!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe he’s got a toddler at home… he sorta looks like our cat did the time my [3 years old then] sister took the scissors to it’s whiskers.

by Merope on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flirst

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 24, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain sucks. He doesn’t throw strikeouts!

by cheno on Jul 24, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dang

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 24, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gamer

woulda dove to save the no hitter

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, well.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

left center

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if he was shaded that way because it’s Roberts first start back from the DL and maybe he (Rowand) was wondering about Roberts’ range right now. We’ll never know.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate zimmerman

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain = awful

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 24, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry guys

that was our fault here at my work. my friend in the upstairs office just called me and told me Cain was perfect through 3 2/3 with Zimmerman up.

boom. double.

Mike Ford takes full blame for the jinx on that one.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tell Mike he's fired

Security will be there momentarily to escort him from the building

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I should post his phone number ahahaha...

but I won’t.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

to above

last pitch was 92.. not bad

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And then a couple after that 94. I don’t think we should be too concerned, eh?

Fred Lewis - soon to be the all time Grand Slam leader

by Kestrel on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on finish him

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mmmm, leftovers for lunch

I tried a new recipe last night – Drunken Spaghetti. Despite the name, there’s no booze involved – it’s a Thai dish, and apparently got its name because it has lots of hot peppers and they’re considered a hangover remedy in Thailand. Also has lots of garlic, basil, fish sauce, oyster sauce, and other goodness. Came out so well I may have to do another recipe fanpost.

by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SIDDOWN

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

career strikeout #500!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really?

i feel like thats a lot for a 24 year old.. on his way to 4000?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, come on

you got to put SOME of the blame on Alex Smith. Besides, I don’t want Cain to bring his losing non-gamerish ways to the NIners.

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf, why did I feel like he got his 500th K in his last game?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because two weeks from now he’s going to go back in time and do that.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, according to the stats, he had 498 going into today, so maybe it’s because he got close. I don’t know. Otherwise somebody’s source is wrong.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just thought they’d announced it at some point in the last game. IDK. I see what you’re saying.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cos I swear to you there was a graphic on the video board last Friday night saying that he did.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There was

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not crazy!

Vindicated!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I seem to remember hearing that too.

"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums

by igotnothing on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huh

Gameday showed him with 498 going into today, so, who knows?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gameday sucks as much as Cain

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

espn and baseball-ref agree with gameday, just checked

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

I had no idea there were 2 out

by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ONE HIT? Urgh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn, no skanks on gameday.

by toofruss on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why else would someone buy a car?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NSFW!!!

Erin Esurance pr0n: http://deliciousghost.com/2008/02/21/porn-it-gets-pretty-weird-sometimes-pt-6/

Erin Esurance slash fiction “outsider art”: http://static.flickr.com/110/309245788_fe716a21cd_o.jpg

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rule 34

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sayin bro

it’s immutable

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs


Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“If it exists, there is porn of it. There is no exceptions.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My bad...

I saw all the bagels on the gameday thread and wondered… has Cain allowed any hits?

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Jul 24, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

that was a good play by the ptcher

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why do we always make new threads? what’s wrong w/keeping the same one? seems to happen randomly too

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The site gets slower than Bengie when the comments start piling up.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve felt like this wasn’t too big a problem since auto refresh came along.

by cheno on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It gets hard to post comments and navigate when the site lags.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, the threads used to start freezing up for me around 400-500 comments on the old site too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The auto refresh can get pretty slow, too. My favorite is the 5 minutes of inactivity followed by a clusterfuck of 45 comments appearing at the same time.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when there are too many comments

i feel like it runs slowly

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When active threads get big, the site gets slow.

Sometimes threads get really big because no mods are around.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The driver is the number of replies

Once there are too many replies, a new thread is created. Otherwise the site responds very slowly.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FWIW

I don’t have any problems with site speed

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, though, not all internets are created equal.

Like underwear.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLrilia

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lolnerhans

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i always forget lolrillia used to be really good

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d research how many runs the Giants score in the games immediately preceeding Matt Cain starts. Because it feels like they’re always scoring 5 or 6 or 8 runs in the days before, then nothing for him.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the Nationals have a lot of fail facial hair.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only two strikeouts? how are you supposed to keep up w/sanchez and lincecum, cain!? fail.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watching the Nats

Is a lot like watching the Giants hit. It’s Hacktacular!

by out machine on Jul 24, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

low pitch counts for both pitchers. Tough to do that against Cain.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

knocks one wood

first complete game for the giants?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shh

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You might need to knock 3 or 4 wood for that.

by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True...

It has to be at least 275 to the hole

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Some runs would be very welcome

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Si

make a run for the border with Taco Bell

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain is just hopeless today

DFA

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

better than dfa, trade him for some talent

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wouldn’t bring back anthing.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Longoria, Price and Pena

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ur doin it rong!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thought there were pills and shots to address that

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the worst thing about Cain’s 59 pitches is that he’s thrown 45 strikes. WTF?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh god.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EmmanuLOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess

Cain is going to have to do it all himself

by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heis used to it by now

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's DFA?

death from above?? Doctors from.. arabia? Dcks Fck Ass*s?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t Forget the Alamo.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Die, Fire in A

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

irl lol

that was awesome

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Needs another comma, maybe…

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

best

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, Jon and Flem are REALLY loose today. They’re riffing about Little League about 90% of the time.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I liked when Dave said he could make the same play Castillol had just made.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 24, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Redding is actually throwing less pitches.

by cheno on Jul 24, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

* fewer

unless his pitches are actually lesser than Matt’s, which is certainly possible

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HowTheyScored! How did you let Delorean beat you?

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, man, anything goes in a Gameday Thread. I don’t sweat that stuff in these threads.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Redding 56 pitches through 5
Cain 59 pitches through 5

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what’s the score?

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Giants should score some runs.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Jul 24, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 24, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They problem is that they’re lacking in winning attitude. If only someone would instill a culture of winning in the clubhouse.

Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The 2008 Giants are like the definitive answer that team chemistry means fuck all.

THE CLUBHOUSE IS SO LOOSE.

Bay City Ball

by xanthan on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Increase Swagger detection by 300%!

by rotorueter on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In Communist China Basin

runs score YOU.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

some whats?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another hit to the pitcher? Really?

by cheno on Jul 24, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at least

THAT wasn’t the first hit, I guess

by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1B to a pitcher w/ 0-2 count

Die, Fire in A, Matt Cain.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 24, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame the catcher

Why don’t you call for a fastball in an 0-2 count?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only the fastball had better stank on it.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 24, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's hard for me to root against Cain

especially when he is destroying out there.

But I really want to lose this game. Especially after blowing the last two.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis might not have made that catch…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lewis

would have been there, waiting for the ball to clank off the heal of his glove.

Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...

by tedfordfan on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your 2008 Giants Pitching Staff

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave Roberts got his jersey dirty, GAMER!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

accoring to Gameday

that was at the wall.

y/n?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No. Edge of the grass where the warning track starts.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Link

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

trade him right now

by mikejlaz on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Redding

Different pitcher since he spent time on the bases. Callin’ it.

by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

means he’ll suck, right :)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just like Cain

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 24, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This game is going 592 innings

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So it’ll be over by 3:30, then?

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I will head over to the yard

and catch the last 14 innings of this one.

by out machine on Jul 24, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

English lawyers?

they don’t bother me that much

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not my style

but to each his own

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jello wanted to make all businessmen wear clown suits within city limits.

He got my vote.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AGGRESSIVE

ATTACKING THE STRIKE ZONE

ET CETERA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess that is a better question than why so few runs.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He already knows the answer to that.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as we all do…....sigh

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um, I guess nobody else is going to say it, so I will:

That’s a non sequitur.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

73 pitches thru 6

He’ll never go the full 14 at this pace

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 24, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well done

Miller wishes Bonds a Happy Birthday

by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

big ups to Jon

best in the biz

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

take that colluding GM dillweeds!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

<3

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just watched the highlight of the ROberts catch

Dude tossed his bat like he had hit it out, lol

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First video of the day doesn't come until 6th inning

And it’s not even a hit.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim Redding, 66 pitches through 6. Crap.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

666

that has to bode well for the Giants

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s a beast.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet merciful crap

TIM REDDING, FUCKSTICKS.

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time Redding Fucks Ticks?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit! The extra e stands for eyobb.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Redding

better pitcher after running the bases

by mikejlaz on Jul 24, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his wifey likes all the fashion, sun and stars in the city

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 strikeouts looking, at least Castillo had the courtesy to actually swing the bat. I take back everything I said about him.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IT IS VENTED!

VENTED!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did you ever get your nite?

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flem just received brownies in the booth from friends. Couldn’t help thinking it’d be cool if they were hash brownies.

by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flem to Jon: “Dude….wouldn’t it be crazy if TAILS chased their dogs?”

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or

“Bengie is flying around the bases, looking for a triple”

by BigO on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or: "Molina just hit a... a ... a quadruple."

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol quadruple

memories of being stoned at high school baseball games

by cornball on Jul 24, 2008 2:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just call his OF buddy Freddie Pipp

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Cain doesn’t win a game against the Nationals, at home, where he’s given up one hit and thrown 73 pitches through 6, I might have to burn shit down.

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whose shit?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll supply the kindling.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

head to Castro or Tenderloin please

by wilriv21 on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crazy kids these days

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’d rather he burn shit in Lamorinda.

by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’d be an improvement.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my band rehearses in the TL

please don’t burn my shit down

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kearns hitting .218 w/ 5HR

christ almighty, that’s grim

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And until Zimmerman came off the DL, dude was hitting cleanup.

by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Off-topic, but

I just noticed hat the Rangers have a pitching prospect named Neftali Feliz. Neifi’s middle name + Happy Pete’s last name + prospect = sign of the the Endtimes?

by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Johnny Estrada: chin merkin-wearer

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His looks like it was applied with a Sharpie

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 24, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

109

To the depths of Zito-suck

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RUNS, YOU HORNSWAGGLERS!!

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH, GET ON THE TROLLEY!!

Neglectful father of David Quinowski

by marcello on Jul 24, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's give this a try

Rally Charleyfacers!

No, my Crazy Crab bobblehead is not for sale.

by Kitspool on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so far, so good!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s the look dogs give right before they hump your leg.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FTW!!

Notgardo, I still love you -- but you're grounded. No Guitar Hero for a month, no Cheez-Its for two months, and NO BASEBALL! This hurts me as much as it hurts you.

by tk on Jul 24, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamer Single

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gamer steal

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ONE FUCKING RUN PLZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK BOWKER

get him over, in

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bowker is disappointing me.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain = CC Sabathia status

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's fat and awesome and hits doubles?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just need a hit.. just need a run.. let’s do this :O 7-0 these nats

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was only Rowand's 2nd steal of the season?

Hector Sanchez: really getting tired of playing baseball in foreign countries...

by tedfordfan on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With all the crappy throwing catchers in the league today

It makes no sense that teams don’t run nearly everytime anyone with decent speed or better is on the bases.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It would just figure if we won the games with Zito and Correia but lost with Cain.

by jcb9 on Jul 24, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOUR 2008 GIANTS!

Cain goes ape shit October edition

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The guys in my office talking baseball outside my cube think the Astros still play in the Astrodome, on the turf.

And they don’t let me into their discussions. Good choice, guys.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why don't they?

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You don’t get out much do ya?

"Ice is made for two things: injuries and my drinks." The Lincecums

by igotnothing on Jul 24, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because she’s a girl and girls don’t know anything about baseball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there's a girl here??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GIRL?!

slicks back hair *
straightens his glasses *

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heh reminds me of the scene in Eurotrip on the nude beach. It’s all guys when the group arrives, and one of the gals in the group takes off her top (bikini underneath) and the entire beach starts going GIRL GIRL GIRL and chases her en masse.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 2:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BARONS A GIRL?!! OMG OMG AND STUFF. lol ;) cool.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 24, 2008 2:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

Matt