Happy Birthday Barry!
by positiveuphemism on Jul 24, 2008 11:13 AM PDT
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Happy birthday Barry Bonds! You are now kind of old but that is okay because we still love you. It also happens to be my cats birthday, too. He is five years old and if you had his personality you would be the most popular baseball player ever. But you are not a cat, you are you and that is just fine. Flaws and all, you were the best I have ever seen.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Baaaaarry (even though all those colluding motherfucking asshole owners are trying to ruin your year by being complete chickenshit dickholes)
Happy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday to you!
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Best Player Ever
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 24, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Greatest Of All Time
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These all made me sad. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 25, 2008 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, how soon we forget
How mutherfucking awesome he was
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 25, 2008 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I go to the ballpark now I just get sad thinking about how Renel used to announce his name, Atomic Dog blaring when he hit homers, flashbulbs going off every at bat, the banners, the signs, everything. If I’m a bad person for missing Barry then I’m a bad person.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 25, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d love to see Barry play a season in Yankee Stadium. All of those singles off of the top of the Mays Wall here would be Homers there. At 44 he would still hit 50HR! Then all of the Babe Ruth loving Barry Haters would just have to STFU!!!
Happy Birthday Barry!!!!!
by toofruss on Jul 24, 2008 11:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's to you Barry -
- let it be known that you’ve still got plenty of die-hard fans. Screw the news media and the government and all that bullshit. We still think you’re awesome.
"Those boos really motivate me to make something happen." - Bonds
by Persiflage on Jul 24, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HB
Happy Birthday to probably the second best player I have seen. Not to resurrect an old argument, but the Say Hey Kid was the best I saw and is the best living player – no doubt.
by APGiantsFan on Jul 24, 2008 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STATS
totally disagree with you, but whatever ;)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 24, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree - 24FTW
Happy Birthday Barry!
by Jakespaar on Jul 24, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry, if you read this (which you prolly dont) we all still love you
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 24, 2008 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I imagine this being sung Norma Jean style by a scantily clad positiveuphemism.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 24, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 24, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 24, 2008 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1 , 000 , 000 , 000 , 000 , 000 , 000
Which also represented the number of times he led off an inning.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 24, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reggie Stocker
In MLB 06 ftw. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jul 24, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s Joe Young in some other video game.
Always struck me as sorta racist.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 24, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s Joe Young in the MLB 2K games because it’s Joe Montana and Steve Young blended into one.
by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not because of the Monkey movie?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC, against RHP he had 100 Contact and 100 Power. That was awesome.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 24, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was Jon Dowd in the MVP Baseball series.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was able to edit him in MLB 2004 and they had Barry’s face, so I was able to actually put him in the game. Kuip even said “Barry Bonds”. Too bad they changed it for 2005.
by Natto on Jul 24, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Traded
Niekro for Helton (I guess Colo wanted to shed some payroll and apparently mlb 06 thinks he’s the next big thing) and Finley is hitting over .500 for some reason, and with So its stocker, alou, helton, and finley (playing catcher bc Winn leads the league in hits). We’re 50-3 on regular mode. I cry to think what barry, alou would have done if they were actually healthy at the same time. . .
sigh. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jul 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know where to really put this...
But is there anyone out there with a PS3 and either MLB The Show (08) or NCAA Football 09? I’ll give you an ass-whoopin you won’t soon forget !
Omar...I'm done with you. Hello Darren Ford! Come to papa.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 24, 2008 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still love you barry :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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