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Open Gameday Thread, 7/22

Washington Nationals at San Francisco Giants, Jul 22, 2008 7:15 PM PDT


A game? But didn't we just play one a week ago? I don't have time for this.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Barry Zito 4-12 19 19 0 0 0 0 97.2 115 70 61 236 -4 5.62


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Jason Bergmann 1-6 15 13 1 0 0 0 82.2 88 45 37 13 19 63 4.03 1.29

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Lf lewis
2b velez
rf winn
c Molina
Cf rowand
1b bowker
3b aurilia
Ss vizquel
p zito

by superk1ng on Jul 22, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay – no Castillol

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How bad does Vizquel have to be in order to not play?

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 22, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy told him today that his playing time will decrease.

And this time he really really means it.

Although note the qualifier of this starting a week from now. What’s a week from now? Oh yeah – trading deadline.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vizquel can totally increase his trade value right now. A couple singles. A few bunts. I can’t think of a team in the league that doesn’t need a singles/bunt guy!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s super cereal this time guys

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay – no Durham!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad to see Lewis and not Roberts.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 22, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has he officially been activated yet?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Took Durham’s spot.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh duh, I spaced on that one

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Barry Zito

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

glad to see Vizquel is getting the rest he needs…

by Merope on Jul 22, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s being showcased with the other cagey vets!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, can anyone imagine the Giants receiving anything even remotely similar to a valuable player in exchange for Omar? I’m thinking we get something along the lines of this guy—if we’re lucky and Sabean finds some of his long lost mojo.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you realize that guy’s in our org right?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do. See, this is how little value I think Omar has, and how little faith I have in Sabean. I’m actually just hoping he can somehow pull off a trade within our own farm system.

No, I was just giving someone from our own org’n as an example of the type of guy we’d probably get for Omar (if we’re lucky).

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what I thought

I guess the defensive downgrade would be tough, but it would be nice to get some more offense in replace of Vizquel

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bumgarner dominates again

7 innings, 3 hits, BB, 6K lowering his ERA to 1.67
also he picked off 2 guys

by superk1ng on Jul 22, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

those strikeout numbers are unacceptable

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only a 6/1 K/BB ratio? That’s awful!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 22, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know right? Call the Braves and see if we can get still that Heyward character.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heyward? We need pitching – Porcello!

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they tried to bring Bumgarner out for the 8th. He walked a guy, then gave up a single, a passed ball advanced the runners and then a single scores a guy. A reliever came in and threw a wild pitch to score the other guy so his final line is 7+, 5 hits, 2ER, 2BB, 6K + a ND. His ERA goes up to 1.85

by superk1ng on Jul 22, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reminds me of how the giants handle lincecum

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He got Cained

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Zito start and I’m out of weed?

So this is what hell is like.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

armando in lingerie pushing his boobs together

it can get worse.

by Giant Voodoo on Jul 22, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nooooooooooooooooooo

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Zito start and I’m out of weed?

So this is what hell is like.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha exactly.

by saraluvsbaron on Jul 22, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking at the lineup’s July numbers, it’s like everybody decided to go into a slump at the same time.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Bochy

Roberts will allow him to rest Lewis more….

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Also Velez will received the Lion’s share of PT at 2nd

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s not such a bad thing to rest Lewis, with his bunion.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah I know, I just hope he doesn’t rest him too much

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. Freddie has been one of the few young guys to get fairly consistant at bats.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also Agent Jack to be the new 7th inning guy

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Calling the sweep, for the Nationals.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For all you guys who think anyone can close and we should trade Brian Wilson, with Billy Wagner day to day for the Mets, their bullpen just gave up six runs in the ninth to blow a superb outing by Santana.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 22, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For Jose Reyes

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you scared me for a second

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

excuse

meant to reply to RX

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAA I want the Matt Cain bobblehead. Even though it would only be the third best bobblehead on my shelf.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At best!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do have Ichiro and Jose Reyes on the shelf…so…yeah.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We used to have a bobblehead Jesus. Buddy Christ-type Jesus. But I think we gave it away when we moved from Chicago back to the Bay Area.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

winner

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh hey – how did your stroll go on Sunday?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREAT. I raised over $500. My leg held up perfectly. We walked the whole thing straight through, never stopping once. We finished in just over two hours. We totally kicked ass.

The aftermath is sort of shitty. I walked with one of my best friends, and we talked about life in general the whole time. Mostly our parents/grandparents getting older and having to deal with that. Turns out her mother just was admitted to the ICU at UCSF and I need to take my grandmother to the hospital tomorrow morning at the behest of her GP, because she’s not doing so well either.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo for the good walk. :( for the other stuff.

Glad it went well (generally).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want a LeMaster bobble with the authentic “boo” sound when the head bobbles.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<3

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoo that’s awesome. No video anywhere I assume?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Flemming's sick of Vizquel too

Announcing the lineup: “Vizquel’s starting (brief pause) again…”

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This just in. . .

Castillo signed to a 5 year extension for $43mil

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude that ain’t right.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not funny

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not even a little bit?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Luis Castillo!

HE’S ON THE METS, STUPID

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 22, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How much longer is the MLB Extra Innings package going to be a free preview?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thursday is the last day

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be kind of hilarious – if Zito pitched a perfect game. Imagine.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's that? A hypo you say?

Well, technically if you’re talking about the Giants as a franchise, the most appropriate starting point for the discussion is what kind of entity they are and whether said entity has standing to sue. Since Zito’s K was with the Giants, under tort law, he would owe a duty to foreseeable P’s, drawing from the majority opinion of Palsgraf. .

First, they are prob a corp, which is considered a person under the law, however, it is a fictitious entity, so the discussion would probably end with how could a fictitious entity even claim or prove damages under tort, so tort is out.

Now, if we went on to contract. . .

Ok, I’m going to stop and get back to studying for real property. I have f#$x%x*# problems. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

An 8 pitch inning, woot!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sign that man to an extension!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lifetime contract ftw!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUY BUY BUY!

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning over?

Wait? Why aren’t the Giants trailing in the 1st?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zimmerman’s been out for two months, but comes back just in time for Zito. Coincidence??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 22, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

think of it as a rehab assignment against minor league pitching

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man is Washington’s lineup bad.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...Paul Lo Duca is playing leftfield?

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are Lewis, Velez, and Winn the fastest 1-2-3 hitters ever?

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get wet Freddie!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HUZZAH

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck guys Fred needs to play on the bad foot because he does THAT

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bunions for everyone!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ewwwww

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah – let’s sit him in favor of Roberts.

FLEW!!!!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing I kept Lewis out of my fantasy lineup today! And that Roberts will be taking some of his playing time!!!

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now that I check, everyone I left out of my lineup had a good day. Lewis, McLouth, Bradley, Bay. I’m a visionary.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A million posts about the home run!

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coincidence?

Also Fred is hitting like crazy since I bought the Fred Lewis shirt on Friday.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freddie!

YitDitDee

by Tchli on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I ilke Fred Lewis

He hits home runs for the Giants.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was Lewis saying “Dave who?”

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bunions = home run power?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Increased balance an unfair advantage, say Nationals.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Playign the Nationals an unfair advantage, say Nationals.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

baserunner!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ronnie Belliard:

Almost as good as Rafael Belliard.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guzman

Heh

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I MISSED FREDDIE GOING YARD?

FUCK YOU, DINNER, EVEN IF YOU WERE DELICIOUS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burger from the local place, it was delicious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly, it was not a big kahuna burger.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BASTARD DINNER WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT YOU ARE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY

It’s okay. I yelled for our husband.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both of you? Is this Utah?

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We share. Sharing is good.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Utah has polygyny, not polyandry

(Who says Cultural Anthropology isn’t useful in the real world!?)

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No polyandry? The hell with that.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

patriarchy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

boo

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I fucked it up. If y’all are both married to Fred Lewis, that is, in fact, polygny. Duh. Polyandry is the other way around. Polygyny is much more common, unsurprisingly.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Polygamy?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Polygyny and polyandry are both types of polygamy. In polygyny, you have multiple wives and one husband. In polyandry, you have multiple husbands and one wife.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, that’s right. I forgot there were different terms for different genders.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s why I share Fred. I want to marry others too. Everyone gets to share.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steal Third

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man I forgot how fast Velez is

YitDitDee

by Tchli on Jul 22, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

34% fastier than store-brand fast, to be exact

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF Bengie homered????

IS THAT ALLOWED?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First since mid-May if memory serves!

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

may 27, just looked it up

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Home Runs FTW!!!!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLEAN-UP HITTER

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

2 HRs in one inning?

We should play this team always.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY MONEY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO IS THIS TEAM?

by CB30 on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

big monayyyy

YitDitDee

by Tchli on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Velez’s GameChannel pic:

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know why but it makes me laugh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish we could play the Nationals all season.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cleanup hitter homers?

Whaaaa?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God bless the Nationals.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else have 6 HRs?

Tonight’s the night to get to #7!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We're not the worst! We're not the worst!

In fact, we may well sweep the season series against the Nationals.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be amazing.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, two home runs in one inning? Is that allowed?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the Chico State sweatshirt explains it all.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito: “Damn…it is going to take a lot of pitches to give this lead back.”

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DIAF LoDuca

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

die in a fire?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

drive in a fiat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, the level of discourse had gotten a little pretentious.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dumb Ignorant Ass Face?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Douchebag Is A Fuckface?

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also an excellent answer.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know, I thought the fiat thing was pretty strong…

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

y

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he made a routine catch in LF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wtf

Why is he playing LF? Injuries must really be hurting the Nationals.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LoDuca happened

...to reach down and catch Bowker’s line drive.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just loathe him.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Understandable.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was he the catcher who tagged out two dodgers at the plate in the playoffs that one time? Or am I remembering wrong?

Other than that, I don’t like him, but that was seriously cool.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE ALL PAUL LODUCA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sandoval with a huge day

3/7, double, homerun, 6 rbis

now batting .343 in double A, when do we move him up to fresno?

by superk1ng on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy G?

Where?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is Torg. Nothing can stop him.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can’t stop the Sandman, you can only hope to contain him.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad he didn’t have his singapore cane with him.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’d be awesome if Pablo came in from the crowd and guzzled a six pack everytime it was his turn to bat.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fresno?

Get the brother a tix to The City

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy G – “The Giants will practice how to play baseball since they don’t already know how.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad she didn’t run off to become Larry King’s latest trophy wife after all.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy G, she's no Erin Andrews

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA Rowand

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure it was a good idea to dive for that Aaron.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 outs

I’ll live with it. 1 out and we have issues.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 22, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s why you’re not a gamer.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Intentional walk next two guys, sets up force for pitcher coming up

We never give up rbi hits to the pitcher, right?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god I fucking hate Paul Lo Duca

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

iawtc

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

...except for me it applies more to Zito.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s all well and good to kick out fans who interfere with balls in play, but I’d really rather cut their hands off.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kick them both out.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Loduca

Not only was Loduca using steroids, he was supplying it to teammates. Of course he gets away with it, but Barry….

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s white, all is forgiven.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they throw the adult out, but not the kid? WTF!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they’re really going to kick him out for that?

what about the little kid?

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You interfere with a ball in play, you’re gone. It’s automatic.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, neither touched it

both him and the little kid attempted to but missed, yet the kid stays

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’ll be sold on eBay.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad fan!

Kick him out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope they show the Rhino yawn later.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

kick LoDuca out, too!

wouldn’t have happened if not for him

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddammit Zito

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s uncomfortable with a lead.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s I’m uncomfortable with a lead Zito pitching.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zito’s getting squeezed.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just like Cain and Lincecum last couple games. The giants are bad enough without the umps’ help.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BARRY

FINISH THE INNING

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito: “I knew giving back the lead would be hard against these bozos.”

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s the way pitchers should look at the plate

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gamers dive for balls and allow slow catchers to get to third base.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf are you swinging at that for

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his wifey likes the city

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesn’t want to be traded

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 22, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a Giant?

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, he hit that in the air past third base.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was the best contact Omar’s made in weeks!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Play that man every day!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get wet, Zito!

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa, is the pitcher batting 8th for the Nationals?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got confused because the “Coming up next inning” had a batting average for the next hitter instead of an 0-1 or whatever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That bobblehead sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Needs more Crab.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD HARRIS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Velez caught it!

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His best game as a Giant ever

a hit, a steal, a run, no errors and hasn’t gotten picked off!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christian Guzman should be on that all-ugly team from a few days ago.

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is weird

every game over the weekend i was around for the start and we do terribly. i go to a movie tonight after dinner, miss the first two innings, and we’re doing, well, not terribly. if that’s what it takes for runs, i’m willing to comply.

by cornball on Jul 22, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shut up Amy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes please.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

urgh, Dave and Freddie are going to be splitting starts? :(

BUNIONS >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d be funny if she had just elbowed that kid in the nose.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What fans?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There is an unusually large space where Amy’s nose ends and her mouth begins.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok Freddie

You got the hardest part of the cycle already. Next leg, please.

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STOP SHOWING THOSE RETARDED KIDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the first time I’ve seen Amy G…

YIKES!

by cheno on Jul 22, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, got a free preview on MLB Extra Innings. First San Francisco telecast I’ve seen.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New stud prospect Darren Ford

Leading off for SJ tonight and is 0-2 with a K

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Built Ford tough.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but at least he looks fast

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we don’t have any fast outfielders, do we?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fast, yes
Good, ???

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are there players who are fast AND good??

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis - Bunion?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can’t hit lefties!!!!111

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ford doesn’t seem like he’ll help much with the “good” part. Fast: we have lewis, burriss, velez, mcbryde, richardson, graham, etc. Then there’s timpner, bocock, schoop, copeland.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rating all-time SF Giants "Z" pitchers...

1. Chad Zerbe
2. Dom Zanni
3. Barry Zito

I do think Zito could still pass Zanni with a good start or two…

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s tough to tell considering who we are playing.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently it depends on the inning.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something to be concerned about...

Most of Zito’s fastballs are coming in at 84 mph.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so much for increased velocity…

How’s the movement though?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still got the velocity for a nice solid rebound, I see.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too early to tell...

but so far it’s the not eye-searingly awful Zito.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is the answer Luis Ayala?

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, he was signed right before the first Nationals season.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants offense is bad but at least they don’t have Ronnie Belliard playing first base.

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lo duca in left lolz

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 22, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get outs, Giants pitcher.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Paul LoDoca and Paris Hilton have a lot in common.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Zito.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 22, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castillo’s not playing, so someone’s got to pick up the slack.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Urgh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zonk

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh come on Bort?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your signature is depressing

that means there are 175 more Zito starts til the end of the contract

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oof

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He never gets injured, either, so there’s not even that.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zitlol

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito on lolerskates

/\O |\/
/ \
LOL LOL

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLpez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not fond of LoDuca.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PAUL LO DUCA SUCKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll be frank and admit that I also do not particularly care for him much.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don not react favorably to Paul LoDuca.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Zito, every out’s a big out.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Scarcity increases value.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did that lead not get blown?

by cheno on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we are playing against a AAA team

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're the third worst team

AT BEST!!!

Sorry, old, I know.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally not old.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game is very AAA on the whole

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zito's home ERA:

6.66
A sign of the end times??

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZITO IS THE ANTICHRIST

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think there’s any question.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell

It is watching Zito pitch

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m always surprised whenever someone strikes out against Zito. I never think of it as Zito striking someone out.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I expect that the unfortunate soul is hauled before a kangaroo court by his teammates and appropriately sanctioned.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see Zito settle down there...

I’m sure he’ll sail through the next three innings without further incident.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 22, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRADE HIM

where the hell was this the last two months?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He slumped on purpose

so he wouldn’t be traded

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Jul 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he wanted to stay on a failing team?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

touche.....

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Jul 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was saving it up

just for this game

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m sorry, i had to break radio silence

by cornball on Jul 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY MONEY

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Money + Cashman= new Giants prospects in the bank

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1S-xMTTwgrA

The Giants need to redo this ad with Bengie on the bike.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it would be funnier and easier if Natto just plastered Bengie’s headshot on top of that guy’s head.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why must you crush my dreams? I want to be the HEY MONEY girl on the stoop.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 HRs against crappy team = slump is over?

Let’s see something good against, say, the Brewers. Oh wait – he sucked then.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Call Brian Cashman!

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Carney Lansford = beady eyed

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

those wee, beady eyes

by cornball on Jul 22, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooohh…yer gonna eat my chicken

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!

by cornball on Jul 22, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, maybe Bergmann’s not that great.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What got into Bengie today?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh HELL no

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s just cruel.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The ever patient Bowker.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felipe LOLpez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So this is what it’s like for fans of other teams to watch the Giants.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to say it’s nice to watch a team that sucks more than we do.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was weird

by kingofthacove on Jul 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLOLOL what happened there???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omg

the Nationals suck….hahahaha

why were they playing him soooo off the line??

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Jul 22, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow that was ridiculous.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bizarro giants

by cornball on Jul 22, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This makes me happier to be a Giants fan.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The baseball gods really, really want us to be able to trade our guys for prospects.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ys pls thx

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get Ned on the phone

he is looking for a SS

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LaRoche for Omar!

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems unfair

They should throw in Andre Ethier.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the cut of your jib.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish we could play the Nationals more

it makes me feel slightly better

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dreamiest double ever?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Gaylord Perry “I had this other pitch.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I love that. “You know what it was.”

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slider, right?

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

vagisil ball?

by cornball on Jul 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Los Angelol Dodgers

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL Angelol Lolgers.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willie Harris, Zito?

really?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito can kiss my ass

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Zito.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think he even knew what a homer was. Heh.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d be close to the team lead, were he a Giant.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was actually his 7th of the season

which would rank him pretty highly on our team

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve always wanted to do what that fan did.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 22, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

geez, Zito is giving up some drives to some punchless hitters

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s our Zito!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zito being Zito

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amy is ugly and she dresses funny.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

rofl

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saying “81 years young” when you’re talking about somebody who just died doesn’t really work.

by cheno on Jul 22, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think you need to refer to someone as “81 years young” when they are dead.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In case you’re interested in geeky stuff like this: if Zito loses 20 games he will be the first pitcher to have a Cy Young award and a 20 loss season since 1976.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah its all in the mailbag thing today on the giants homepage

apparently Niekro did it by himself going 21-20

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is funny

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No really...

He can pucker up and smooch both cheeks

by Lars The Wanderer on Jul 22, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Austin Kearns

No longer baseball’s worst cleanup hitter

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zito sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am inclined to agree with you on this.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

98 pitches through 4 2/3

Classic Giants baseball

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Why so serious” Matos?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what I keep thinking every time they say his name

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing, what’s the Matos with you?

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

y O srs?

Kuip called Matos O-serious.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

someone photoshop Joker makeup onto his mugshot!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YA RLYA

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Balls 1 and 4 were in around the same area as strike one according to GameCast.

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bitch what

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ATTN SUCK-ASS MATT CAIN

Barry will show you swing-through stuff now!

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PABLITO POOL

Lets start a when will Pablito be called up pool

August 6, 2008

by wilriv21 on Jul 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting that you chose the Molina 2-hr game to bring this up.

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Semi-OT

Since they’re running the ads behind the plate, I am doing the Project Open Hand Plate to Plate 5 K so you guys need to give me money to feed people. That’s what the Project Open Hand does.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll high five you if you give money.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon Paul Bunion

by rotorueter on Jul 22, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talk of the Levi's pole shot reminds me

Didn’t there used to be some contest where if you hit the big glove, you’d win a bunch of money? I guess they must’ve given that up when they realized that ain’t nobody ever hitting that thing.

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

way to take a pitch Randy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He took it right to the first base man

Only 875 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/7/22/577143/open-gameday-thread-the-da

Farewell, Ray. We'll miss your smile and your sugar. Welcome, Steve Hammond "Eggs". Throw strikes.
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by Natto on Jul 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Authentic Bay Area Sports" isn't really the best tagline

I mean, what else would they be airing? Guys pretending to play sports? Yankee games overdubbed with Giants announcers?

by jcb9 on Jul 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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