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Crazy Crab will save us all.

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Hmm, I wonder where they’ll put the Bonds statue.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT   0 recs

Hidden where no one can see it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Alternately

Who the fuck is Barry Bonds?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bobby or Barry?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Maybe 20 feet under in McCovey Cove?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

COLLUSION!!!!!1

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Go Crab!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT   0 recs

damn that was the first good throw Bengie’s made in like a year

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT   0 recs

And surprisingly there’s an infielder in the right place to receive it.

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It’s like they actually understand the fundamentals of baseball or something!!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m chalking it up to a fluke.

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

B Money

heh

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT   0 recs

Siddown Cameron

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT   0 recs

I get excited when the second post starts

it means the game is closer to being over

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Cain

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Crazy Crab should’ve ran over the 1st base ump.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT   0 recs

Crazy crab should be the first base ump

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He’d have better vision.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

eyes on stalks

are better than no eyes a’ tall

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

CRAZY CRAB FTW

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT   0 recs

I never want the Crazy Crab to go

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT   0 recs

It's official

I absolutely love the Crazy Crab.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT   0 recs

it’d be really cathartic to have it around to boo at this season too.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Slower:

Prince or B Money?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT   0 recs

hahahha

that was CC, not Prince. Wow.

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Molina

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

is you serious?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

maybe?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Prince had an inside the park homer once!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m glad the ump called Sabathia back

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT   0 recs

no

i mean yes

he was safe. err…out

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

just got back

i saw freddie get a hit in the first.. only hit of the game?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

Ayep

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

YES AND SABATHIA IS PITCHING A SHUTOUT

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I wish I was Billy Dee Williams

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT   0 recs

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Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

He’s retired 14 Giants in a row!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Warriors fans:

Is Abuzuike a player?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT   0 recs

He’s a’ight.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah

i like him, im assuming we match the sheet

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

he’s pretty okay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

3rd starter at best!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think Sabathia is jinx proof

it has something to do with weighing 300 pounds

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT   0 recs

his girth deflects all jinxes

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sabathia vs Bowker is unfair.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT   0 recs

blame Tim Lincecum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sabathia vs Bowker The Giants is unfair.

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That goes without saying.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Bowker

pwned

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT   0 recs

is omar vs cc even fair

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

worst

ab ever?

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

he should have punted

on 1st down

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It was actually better than his last at bat.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Anyone vs Omar is unfair

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

CC should actually have a perfect game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT   0 recs

if Hardy had made that play I mean

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Great, we used up our jinx early.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Great AB Omar...

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

i sure hope so

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

he’s looked pretty mediocre on D tonight too

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

doubtful

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

if hardy was a good SS sabathia would probably have a no hitter

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

OMG SOMEONE MADE CONTACT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

best AB of the night

from Caini

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT   0 recs

errr

Cain.

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m kinda fascinated to see how low Vizquel’s batting average will get.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT   0 recs

I really want to see his OPS+ go below 0

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The countdown from 10 began today.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I think he got as low as 6 at one point but then he got a few singles. >:(

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Meanwhile, Tony Pena Jr has an OPS+ of 1.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

they had a Tony Pena Jr bobblehead night this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, but he ain;t a future HOFer

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

.003rd

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Was that the first fly ball hit by the Giants?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT   0 recs

It was the furthest I know that

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Does a pop-up count?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Has a nice ring to it, huh?

Crazy Crab Sabathia

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what the fuck are the montreal expos

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT   0 recs