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Crazy Crab will save us all.

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Hmm, I wonder where they’ll put the Bonds statue.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hidden where no one can see it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alternately

Who the fuck is Barry Bonds?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe 20 feet under in McCovey Cove?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COLLUSION!!!!!1

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Crab!

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn that was the first good throw Bengie’s made in like a year

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And surprisingly there’s an infielder in the right place to receive it.

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s like they actually understand the fundamentals of baseball or something!!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m chalking it up to a fluke.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

B Money

heh

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I get excited when the second post starts

it means the game is closer to being over

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crazy Crab should’ve ran over the 1st base ump.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crazy crab should be the first base ump

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’d have better vision.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eyes on stalks

are better than no eyes a’ tall

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CRAZY CRAB FTW

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never want the Crazy Crab to go

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's official

I absolutely love the Crazy Crab.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’d be really cathartic to have it around to boo at this season too.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slower:

Prince or B Money?

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahha

that was CC, not Prince. Wow.

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Molina

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe?

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Prince had an inside the park homer once!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m glad the ump called Sabathia back

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

i mean yes

he was safe. err…out

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just got back

i saw freddie get a hit in the first.. only hit of the game?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES AND SABATHIA IS PITCHING A SHUTOUT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish I was Billy Dee Williams

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s retired 14 Giants in a row!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s a’ight.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

i like him, im assuming we match the sheet

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’s pretty okay

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd starter at best!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Sabathia is jinx proof

it has something to do with weighing 300 pounds

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

his girth deflects all jinxes

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sabathia vs Bowker is unfair.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blame Tim Lincecum

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sabathia vs Bowker The Giants is unfair.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That goes without saying.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bowker

pwned

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is omar vs cc even fair

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worst

ab ever?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he should have punted

on 1st down

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was actually better than his last at bat.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone vs Omar is unfair

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CC should actually have a perfect game

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if Hardy had made that play I mean

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great, we used up our jinx early.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great AB Omar...

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i sure hope so

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’s looked pretty mediocre on D tonight too

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

doubtful

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if hardy was a good SS sabathia would probably have a no hitter

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG SOMEONE MADE CONTACT

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

best AB of the night

from Caini

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

errr

Cain.

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m kinda fascinated to see how low Vizquel’s batting average will get.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really want to see his OPS+ go below 0

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The countdown from 10 began today.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he got as low as 6 at one point but then he got a few singles. >:(

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meanwhile, Tony Pena Jr has an OPS+ of 1.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they had a Tony Pena Jr bobblehead night this year.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, but he ain;t a future HOFer

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was that the first fly ball hit by the Giants?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does a pop-up count?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has a nice ring to it, huh?

Crazy Crab Sabathia

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck are the montreal expos

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sounds like a terrorist group.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They probably speak Canadian too.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is an "expo" anyway?

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a type of cheese

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

exposeur
expositioniste

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that even physically possible?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This umpire is balls

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s Randy Wolf’s older bro. What’d you expect?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit

Time for another Sam Adams

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Always a good decision!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or two....or seven....

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do you rollerblade too?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why is Cain still in the game anyway?

and why is the popcorn at the game served in movie bags?

these things bother me.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don’t sweat the little things

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know what bugs me?

That vendor that screams “Ice Cream! Dibs here!”, God I can’t stand that guy!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, freddie

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t see how that was a misplay at all, shut the fuck up Papa.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

seriously

he;s excruciating

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fantasgreat.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do we really have like fifty games left of this?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anticipation!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

66 actually

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh god

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D-Fens

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love that movie

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yabu is just setting up the triple play.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn you, Natto

too fast for me

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah this game is about to get blown wide open.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel like I’m being really pessimistic tonight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just tonight?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yabu

putting the triple play in order

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lol

Nice outing for Yabu

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SITUATION TASCHNER

Yeah this game is about to get blown wide open.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we don't hit a home run today

we are on pace for 96 on the season. Anyone have an idea of what the record is for fewest in the modern era by a team?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually i just checked baseball cube

and it’s 109

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHUT UP.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

not rly

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm way more disappointed about this then I should be :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, Agent Jack

Consider this an audition for your new employer

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe he should get some time at 2nd too.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ballgame

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Papa: “They might target Taschner.”
Fielder: homers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brewers announcers have been talking about Taschner and Durham a lot tonight.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another ER for Cain. Wheee.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Poor Cain. :(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can’t believe Fielder is the same age as me.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when are you going to pick-up your game Natto?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good thing they gave Yabu the quick hook

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wotus, master strategist

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MUST RESPECT THE L-R MATCHUP

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s not Wotus. You know Bochy is still calling the game from the clubhouse.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i’m pretty sure I saw Bobby Valentine in there in a nose and glasses

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please

Bochy is down the tunnel telling him what to do

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By "they"

you mean a team vote?

They are rudderless without Bochy’s huge brainiac noggin calling the shots

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s the same they who are responsible for all nefarious plots

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good thing they brought Cain in to start the inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Papa: “He takes the ball every fifth day and he does not give it back.”

WTF is that supposed to even mean?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he eats it

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it means he ate it

he thought it was a hard boiled egg

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's selfish, bad teammate

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s Doug Mientkiewicz?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard that CC Sabathia

Was named after Crazy Crab

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

winner

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crazy Crab Sabathia

Has a nice ring to it, huh?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taschner is in second half form.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stock plummeting

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doug Melvin is like, “Yeahhhhhh no thanks.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taschner:

not OK at all.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Over/Under

9 hits in the series for the G-men?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for the homestand

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they'll get 9 hits on Sunday

back of Timmy to salvage 1 game in the series

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

over

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

over

they’ll get 15 hits in one game and score 1 unearned run

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh-oh Roberts is due back on Wednesday…

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giants: Contenders Y/MFY/”They’re a loose and confident bunch and they’re ready to make a move!”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh hell yes

the West is theirs to lose

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A baserunner!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what is this I don't even

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NO RUNS AT ALL????

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOT A ONE

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the hell you say!

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT YOU SAY!

TAKE OFF EVERY ‘HIT’!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’s pitching a what?

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHUT

OUT

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Runner in scoring position!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let's go, DR

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOU….eh why bother?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok, we need:

passed ball
wild pitch
fielding error
single

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can cross the last one off your list.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Repeat seven times.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bengie

Three swings, three outs.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great AB Bengie

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey guys

Remember when Benjie didn’t suck?

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was awesome!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry I'm too young

when was that?

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God
Damn
It
Bengie

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Betwen Haren and Sabathia...

We’re making a couple GMs veeeery happy.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wonder what his mother is saying these days.

by robbgin on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did Papa just call him “Why so serious” Matos?

Does he wish he was watching TDK instead of this game too?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SABAAATHIAA

with a fly ball.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Papa wanted that to be a homerun.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kill greg papa

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

107

Fewest HR by an NL club in a non-strike year in the WC era.

1998 Pissburgh Prats

AL/MLB recod = 102
2007 KC Royals

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we can totally do that.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that is eerily close to 109….

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

consider it records smashed

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLsirios

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two pitches, two outs. Matt Cain can learn a lot from Osiris Matos.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHH! C.C. has 76 pitches?

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That many?!

He should be able to beat the Giants in half that many pitches.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But seriously, to throw eight strike outs and only throw that many pitches is insane.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The umpire who ejected Bochy looks like a huge douchebag.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is Randy Wolf’s older bro.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought he was the homeplate umpire, the third base umpire ejected Bochy

that said, the homeplate umpire looks like a huge douchebag too.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You may be right

The whole crew has been sucky tonight.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RAJ:

we need an upadate on our looseness and confidence levels

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CLUTCHEST HOME RUN EVER

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GAMER HR!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE HITS IT HIGH! DEEP!

TOUCHDOWN WARRIORS!!!!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Giants HR!!!

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

About fucking time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh – and first HR for the team since July 6.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

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Historical Respectability

Hey, we’re on a pace for 97 now

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still only on pace for 98 though

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THE ROAD TO 109

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Game over. We Won!

by Kasey Nova on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how is he “off the hook”?
he = score keeper dude

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The first hit the Giants had wasn’t a clean one.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah...

thanks, we missed the 1st inning. The DV-R decided to tape the Brewers game feed – and since we don’t have MLB extra innings… the 1st inning was just a blank screen.

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish Papa would stop talking.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When was our last HR?

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can of Corn said July 6

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1HR every 2 weeks isn’t that bad

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WPA of Rowand's HR?

not much

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+.GRIT

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sabathia might have to ice his arm afterall.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With ice cream!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They should sign that kid to play LF.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CAN THAT KID PLAY 3RD

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AND THE FLOODGATES OPEN!!!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LET THE COMEBACK BEGIN

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

almost

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Double play, Lisa."

“Washed-up middle infielders hit into double plays.”

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He almost did.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OT

So this game sucks, but here’s a funny video with Buster:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CQRHFrHLiis

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aw, not Baby Buster.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh shit speaking of Buster

WE SIGNED HIM!!!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can see this becoming a new running gag

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but can he play all of them at once?

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEAH THAT WAS CLUTCH GO OMAR

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eliezer Afonzlol

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