Another Gameday Thread
by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Crazy Crab will save us all.
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Hmm, I wonder where they’ll put the Bonds statue.
by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hidden where no one can see it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alternately
Who the fuck is Barry Bonds?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe 20 feet under in McCovey Cove?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
COLLUSION!!!!!1
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In left field... if Houston can have that stupid pole, we can have our Bonds statue
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn that was the first good throw Bengie’s made in like a year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And surprisingly there’s an infielder in the right place to receive it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like they actually understand the fundamentals of baseball or something!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m chalking it up to a fluke.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B Money
heh
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I get excited when the second post starts
it means the game is closer to being over
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crazy Crab should’ve ran over the 1st base ump.
by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crazy crab should be the first base ump
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eyes on stalks
are better than no eyes a’ tall
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAZY CRAB FTW
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never want the Crazy Crab to go
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+109 to the 109th power.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's official
I absolutely love the Crazy Crab.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it’d be really cathartic to have it around to boo at this season too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slower:
Prince or B Money?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m glad the ump called Sabathia back
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just got back
i saw freddie get a hit in the first.. only hit of the game?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES AND SABATHIA IS PITCHING A SHUTOUT
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I was Billy Dee Williams
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he’s pretty okay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd starter at best!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Sabathia is jinx proof
it has something to do with weighing 300 pounds
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
his girth deflects all jinxes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
blame Tim Lincecum
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bowker
pwned
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is omar vs cc even fair
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
worst
ab ever?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he should have punted
on 1st down
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was actually better than his last at bat.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone vs Omar is unfair
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CC should actually have a perfect game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if Hardy had made that play I mean
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great AB Omar...
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i sure hope so
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he’s looked pretty mediocre on D tonight too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if hardy was a good SS sabathia would probably have a no hitter
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG SOMEONE MADE CONTACT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
best AB of the night
from Caini
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m kinda fascinated to see how low Vizquel’s batting average will get.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really want to see his OPS+ go below 0
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he got as low as 6 at one point but then he got a few singles. >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they had a Tony Pena Jr bobblehead night this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.003rd
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was the furthest I know that
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does a pop-up count?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has a nice ring to it, huh?
Crazy Crab Sabathia
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck are the montreal expos
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think its a curling team
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is an "expo" anyway?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a type of cheese
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exposeur
expositioniste
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dunno what happened
trying to link to this
by BigO on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This umpire is balls
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
Time for another Sam Adams
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or two....or seven....
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is Cain still in the game anyway?
and why is the popcorn at the game served in movie bags?
these things bother me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
109 pitches
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what bugs me?
That vendor that screams “Ice Cream! Dibs here!”, God I can’t stand that guy!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, freddie
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t see how that was a misplay at all, shut the fuck up Papa.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do we really have like fifty games left of this?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
D-Fens
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that movie
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn you, Natto
too fast for me
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah this game is about to get blown wide open.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I’m being really pessimistic tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yabu
putting the triple play in order
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol
Nice outing for Yabu
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SITUATION TASCHNER
Yeah this game is about to get blown wide open.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If we don't hit a home run today
we are on pace for 96 on the season. Anyone have an idea of what the record is for fewest in the modern era by a team?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
109
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually i just checked baseball cube
and it’s 109
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT UP.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
not rly
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would have been awesome
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm way more disappointed about this then I should be :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taschner auditioning for his home state Wisconsin bullpen
Jack—Throw some, uh, cheese…
by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, Agent Jack
Consider this an audition for your new employer
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
apparently he doesn't want to go anywhere
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack did finish off a row of fans
with that blast
by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ballgame
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wasn't it over a while ago?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
Papa: “They might target Taschner.”
Fielder: homers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brewers announcers have been talking about Taschner and Durham a lot tonight.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poor Cain. :(
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when are you going to pick-up your game Natto?
by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing they gave Yabu the quick hook
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MUST RESPECT THE L-R MATCHUP
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not Wotus. You know Bochy is still calling the game from the clubhouse.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i’m pretty sure I saw Bobby Valentine in there in a nose and glasses
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By "they"
you mean a team vote?
They are rudderless without Bochy’s huge brainiac noggin calling the shots
by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s the same they who are responsible for all nefarious plots
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good thing they brought Cain in to start the inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he should be called Double Agent Jack
by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Papa: “He takes the ball every fifth day and he does not give it back.”
WTF is that supposed to even mean?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it means he ate it
he thought it was a hard boiled egg
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's selfish, bad teammate
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard that CC Sabathia
Was named after Crazy Crab
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crazy Crab Sabathia
Has a nice ring to it, huh?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taschner is in second half form.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stock plummeting
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doug Melvin is like, “Yeahhhhhh no thanks.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taschner:
not OK at all.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/Under
9 hits in the series for the G-men?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatever Natto bids
I’ll go one lower.
by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they'll get 9 hits on Sunday
back of Timmy to salvage 1 game in the series
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
over
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
over
they’ll get 15 hits in one game and score 1 unearned run
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Durty Sheets match?
Sold!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants: Contenders Y/MFY/”They’re a loose and confident bunch and they’re ready to make a move!”?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh hell yes
the West is theirs to lose
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is this I don't even
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO RUNS AT ALL????
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT A ONE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the hell you say!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT YOU SAY!
TAKE OFF EVERY ‘HIT’!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's go, DR
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOU….eh why bother?
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, we need:
passed ball
wild pitch
fielding error
single
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DEfensive Indifference
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like offensive indifference
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the word you are looking for there...
is incompetence.
by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can cross the last one off your list.
by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great AB Bengie
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys
Remember when Benjie didn’t suck?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry I'm too young
when was that?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God
Damn
It
Bengie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Betwen Haren and Sabathia...
We’re making a couple GMs veeeery happy.
by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder what his mother is saying these days.
by robbgin on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Papa just call him “Why so serious” Matos?
Does he wish he was watching TDK instead of this game too?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Papa wanted that to be a homerun.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kill greg papa
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they should just keep him locked in the Acme Chop House
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he should be on the fucking menu
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
107
Fewest HR by an NL club in a non-strike year in the WC era.
1998 Pissburgh Prats
AL/MLB recod = 102
2007 KC Royals
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we can totally do that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is eerily close to 109….
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
consider it records smashed
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLsirios
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two pitches, two outs. Matt Cain can learn a lot from Osiris Matos.
by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That many?!
He should be able to beat the Giants in half that many pitches.
by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But seriously, to throw eight strike outs and only throw that many pitches is insane.
by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The umpire who ejected Bochy looks like a huge douchebag.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was the homeplate umpire, the third base umpire ejected Bochy
that said, the homeplate umpire looks like a huge douchebag too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAJ:
we need an upadate on our looseness and confidence levels
by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CLUTCHEST HOME RUN EVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAMER HR!
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
About fucking time.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh – and first HR for the team since July 6.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Historical Respectability
Hey, we’re on a pace for 97 now
by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just might break 100 on the season!
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
still only on pace for 98 though
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how is he “off the hook”?
he = score keeper dude
by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The first hit the Giants had wasn’t a clean one.
by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Papa would stop talking.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When was our last HR?
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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can of Corn said July 6
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1HR every 2 weeks isn’t that bad
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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not "bad", "awful"
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WPA of Rowand's HR?
not much
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sabathia might have to ice his arm afterall.
by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's a big boy, and a little different
He ice creams his arm
by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAN THAT KID PLAY 3RD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AND THE FLOODGATES OPEN!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
almost
Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball
by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Double play, Lisa."
“Washed-up middle infielders hit into double plays.”
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar! End This!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
So this game sucks, but here’s a funny video with Buster:
by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh shit speaking of Buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God i hate you
but I like that song.
by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see this becoming a new running gag
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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but can he play all of them at once?
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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH THAT WAS CLUTCH GO OMAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather watch a commercial than an Omar AB.
by parishonvics on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Coaching visit for Notgardo?
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitcher: “Huh?”
Catcher: “What, huh?”
Pitcher: “We got a book on this guy?”
Catcher: “I’dunno.”
Coach: “Just another scrub. Punch him out.”
Pitcher: “OK”
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Get rid of Alfonzo
and call up Pablito to play some C and 1b
by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And 3rdB
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posey’s shaved head creeps me out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know yet, but I heard that Sabean said that he expects Posey to never “give us up, let us down or run around and desert us.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posey has a posse
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now that he won that award, I’m guessing he’ll want even more money!
by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you look at the past winners,
he has reason to. A lot of really good players on that list
by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Tom Linkdrum guy, for instance. I hear he may stick in the majors.
by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he can get some velocity on his fastball out of his small fram
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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
I know you’re kidding, but I was impressed by the names: LIncecum, Clark, Drew, Varitek, Prior
by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now I want a photoshop of Astley with Posey’s face put there instead
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar Vizquel FunFacts!!!!!
FIrst 7 Games he played in this year: 9/25 – .360 BA
41 Games he’s played in since: 15/131 – .115 BA
THANK GOD Bochy’s giving him a chance to bust out of this wee little slump.
by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
any day now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s really sad when your .156 BA is inflated by a hot start. Also when your OBP is 50 points higher than your SLG, and is still 30 points below .250.
What a depressing end to a great career. Thanks, Bochy, for letting the bleeding continue indefinitely. Sigh.
by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how dare you
this is OMAR VIZQUEL we are talking about.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s a good dancer and a snappy dresser! Can Emmanuel Burriss say the same? CAN HE????????
by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Vizquel was a dog you'd have him put down
[not you specifically]
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the clarification that I’m not a dog murderer! Appreciate it.
by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell Raj that Romo's loose
even if the rest of the Giants aren’t