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Crazy Crab will save us all.

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Hmm, I wonder where they’ll put the Bonds statue.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hidden where no one can see it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alternately

Who the fuck is Barry Bonds?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bobby or Barry?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe 20 feet under in McCovey Cove?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

COLLUSION!!!!!1

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Crab!

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn that was the first good throw Bengie’s made in like a year

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And surprisingly there’s an infielder in the right place to receive it.

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like they actually understand the fundamentals of baseball or something!!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m chalking it up to a fluke.

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

B Money

heh

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I get excited when the second post starts

it means the game is closer to being over

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crazy Crab should’ve ran over the 1st base ump.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crazy crab should be the first base ump

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’d have better vision.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

eyes on stalks

are better than no eyes a’ tall

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CRAZY CRAB FTW

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never want the Crazy Crab to go

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's official

I absolutely love the Crazy Crab.

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by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it’d be really cathartic to have it around to boo at this season too.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slower:

Prince or B Money?

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahha

that was CC, not Prince. Wow.

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Molina

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is you serious?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe?

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prince had an inside the park homer once!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m glad the ump called Sabathia back

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

i mean yes

he was safe. err…out

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got back

i saw freddie get a hit in the first.. only hit of the game?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ayep

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES AND SABATHIA IS PITCHING A SHUTOUT

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I was Billy Dee Williams

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s retired 14 Giants in a row!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Warriors fans:

Is Abuzuike a player?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s a’ight.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

i like him, im assuming we match the sheet

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s pretty okay

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3rd starter at best!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Sabathia is jinx proof

it has something to do with weighing 300 pounds

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his girth deflects all jinxes

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabathia vs Bowker is unfair.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

blame Tim Lincecum

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabathia vs Bowker The Giants is unfair.

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That goes without saying.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker

pwned

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is omar vs cc even fair

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

worst

ab ever?

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should have punted

on 1st down

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was actually better than his last at bat.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone vs Omar is unfair

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CC should actually have a perfect game

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if Hardy had made that play I mean

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, we used up our jinx early.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great AB Omar...

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i sure hope so

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s looked pretty mediocre on D tonight too

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

doubtful

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if hardy was a good SS sabathia would probably have a no hitter

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG SOMEONE MADE CONTACT

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

best AB of the night

from Caini

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

errr

Cain.

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m kinda fascinated to see how low Vizquel’s batting average will get.

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by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really want to see his OPS+ go below 0

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The countdown from 10 began today.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he got as low as 6 at one point but then he got a few singles. >:(

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meanwhile, Tony Pena Jr has an OPS+ of 1.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they had a Tony Pena Jr bobblehead night this year.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but he ain;t a future HOFer

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.003rd

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that the first fly ball hit by the Giants?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was the furthest I know that

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does a pop-up count?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has a nice ring to it, huh?

Crazy Crab Sabathia

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck are the montreal expos

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a terrorist group.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They probably speak Canadian too.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

worse – French

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think its a curling team

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is an "expo" anyway?

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a type of cheese

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exposeur
expositioniste

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that even physically possible?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This umpire is balls

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s Randy Wolf’s older bro. What’d you expect?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Time for another Sam Adams

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Always a good decision!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or two....or seven....

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you rollerblade too?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is Cain still in the game anyway?

and why is the popcorn at the game served in movie bags?

these things bother me.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

109 pitches

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t sweat the little things

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what bugs me?

That vendor that screams “Ice Cream! Dibs here!”, God I can’t stand that guy!

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, freddie

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t see how that was a misplay at all, shut the fuck up Papa.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously

he;s excruciating

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fantasgreat.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

do we really have like fifty games left of this?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anticipation!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

66 actually

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D-Fens

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that movie

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yabu is just setting up the triple play.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn you, Natto

too fast for me

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah this game is about to get blown wide open.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I’m being really pessimistic tonight.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just tonight?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yabu

putting the triple play in order

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol

Nice outing for Yabu

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SITUATION TASCHNER

Yeah this game is about to get blown wide open.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If we don't hit a home run today

we are on pace for 96 on the season. Anyone have an idea of what the record is for fewest in the modern era by a team?

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

109

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually i just checked baseball cube

and it’s 109

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHUT UP.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

not rly

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would have been awesome

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm way more disappointed about this then I should be :(

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, Agent Jack

Consider this an audition for your new employer

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he should get some time at 2nd too.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

JACK

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ballgame

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

series

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn't it over a while ago?

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

Papa: “They might target Taschner.”
Fielder: homers

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brewers announcers have been talking about Taschner and Durham a lot tonight.

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by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

night night

by BigO on Jul 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another ER for Cain. Wheee.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Poor Cain. :(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

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I can’t believe Fielder is the same age as me.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

when are you going to pick-up your game Natto?

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Good thing they gave Yabu the quick hook

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wotus, master strategist

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MUST RESPECT THE L-R MATCHUP

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not Wotus. You know Bochy is still calling the game from the clubhouse.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m pretty sure I saw Bobby Valentine in there in a nose and glasses

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please

Bochy is down the tunnel telling him what to do

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By "they"

you mean a team vote?

They are rudderless without Bochy’s huge brainiac noggin calling the shots

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s the same they who are responsible for all nefarious plots

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good thing they brought Cain in to start the inning

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Papa: “He takes the ball every fifth day and he does not give it back.”

WTF is that supposed to even mean?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he eats it

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it means he ate it

he thought it was a hard boiled egg

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's selfish, bad teammate

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by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s Doug Mientkiewicz?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard that CC Sabathia

Was named after Crazy Crab

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by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

winner

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy Crab Sabathia

Has a nice ring to it, huh?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taschner is in second half form.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stock plummeting

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doug Melvin is like, “Yeahhhhhh no thanks.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taschner:

not OK at all.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under

9 hits in the series for the G-men?

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Under

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the homestand

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they'll get 9 hits on Sunday

back of Timmy to salvage 1 game in the series

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

over

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

over

they’ll get 15 hits in one game and score 1 unearned run

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manana

Sanchez vs Sheets

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Durty Sheets match?

Sold!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh-oh Roberts is due back on Wednesday…

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants: Contenders Y/MFY/”They’re a loose and confident bunch and they’re ready to make a move!”?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh hell yes

the West is theirs to lose

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A baserunner!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what is this I don't even

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO RUNS AT ALL????

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT A ONE

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the hell you say!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT YOU SAY!

TAKE OFF EVERY ‘HIT’!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s pitching a what?

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHUT

OUT

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Runner in scoring position!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

let's go, DR

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOU….eh why bother?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, we need:

passed ball
wild pitch
fielding error
single

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can cross the last one off your list.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Repeat seven times.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie

Three swings, three outs.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great AB Bengie

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys

Remember when Benjie didn’t suck?

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry I'm too young

when was that?

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God
Damn
It
Bengie

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betwen Haren and Sabathia...

We’re making a couple GMs veeeery happy.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonder what his mother is saying these days.

by robbgin on Jul 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Papa just call him “Why so serious” Matos?

Does he wish he was watching TDK instead of this game too?

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SABAAATHIAA

with a fly ball.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Papa wanted that to be a homerun.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kill greg papa

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should be on the fucking menu

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

107

Fewest HR by an NL club in a non-strike year in the WC era.

1998 Pissburgh Prats

AL/MLB recod = 102
2007 KC Royals

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we can totally do that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is eerily close to 109….

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

consider it records smashed

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matpwned

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLsirios

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by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Two pitches, two outs. Matt Cain can learn a lot from Osiris Matos.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHH! C.C. has 76 pitches?

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That many?!

He should be able to beat the Giants in half that many pitches.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But seriously, to throw eight strike outs and only throw that many pitches is insane.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The umpire who ejected Bochy looks like a huge douchebag.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He is Randy Wolf’s older bro.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was the homeplate umpire, the third base umpire ejected Bochy

that said, the homeplate umpire looks like a huge douchebag too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You may be right

The whole crew has been sucky tonight.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RAJ:

we need an upadate on our looseness and confidence levels

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CLUTCHEST HOME RUN EVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAMER HR!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HE HITS IT HIGH! DEEP!

TOUCHDOWN WARRIORS!!!!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Giants HR!!!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

About fucking time.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh – and first HR for the team since July 6.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Historical Respectability

Hey, we’re on a pace for 97 now

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still only on pace for 98 though

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE ROAD TO 109

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game over. We Won!

by Kasey Nova on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how is he “off the hook”?
he = score keeper dude

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The first hit the Giants had wasn’t a clean one.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah...

thanks, we missed the 1st inning. The DV-R decided to tape the Brewers game feed – and since we don’t have MLB extra innings… the 1st inning was just a blank screen.

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish Papa would stop talking.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When was our last HR?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can of Corn said July 6

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1HR every 2 weeks isn’t that bad

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WPA of Rowand's HR?

not much

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+.GRIT

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabathia might have to ice his arm afterall.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With ice cream!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should sign that kid to play LF.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAN THAT KID PLAY 3RD

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FTW

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND THE FLOODGATES OPEN!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LET THE COMEBACK BEGIN

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

almost

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Double play, Lisa."

“Washed-up middle infielders hit into double plays.”

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omar! End This!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He almost did.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT

So this game sucks, but here’s a funny video with Buster:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CQRHFrHLiis

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw, not Baby Buster.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit speaking of Buster

WE SIGNED HIM!!!!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God i hate you

but I like that song.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can see this becoming a new running gag

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by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but can he play all of them at once?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH THAT WAS CLUTCH GO OMAR

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eliezer Afonzlol

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ice cream sandwich break.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitcher: “Huh?”
Catcher: “What, huh?”
Pitcher: “We got a book on this guy?”
Catcher: “I’dunno.”
Coach: “Just another scrub. Punch him out.”
Pitcher: “OK”

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The game is so bad, they didn’t even replay the home run.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get rid of Alfonzo

and call up Pablito to play some C and 1b

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And 3rdB

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey’s shaved head creeps me out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how much did he sign for?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know yet, but I heard that Sabean said that he expects Posey to never “give us up, let us down or run around and desert us.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

until the cash runs out

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Posey has a posse

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now that he won that award, I’m guessing he’ll want even more money!

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you look at the past winners,

he has reason to. A lot of really good players on that list

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Tom Linkdrum guy, for instance. I hear he may stick in the majors.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

I know you’re kidding, but I was impressed by the names: LIncecum, Clark, Drew, Varitek, Prior

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Varitek

Traded with Derek Lowe for Heathcliff Slocumb. FAIL.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now I want a photoshop of Astley with Posey’s face put there instead

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Romo!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Omar Vizquel FunFacts!!!!!

FIrst 7 Games he played in this year: 9/25 – .360 BA
41 Games he’s played in since: 15/131 – .115 BA

THANK GOD Bochy’s giving him a chance to bust out of this wee little slump.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

any day now

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s really sad when your .156 BA is inflated by a hot start. Also when your OBP is 50 points higher than your SLG, and is still 30 points below .250.

What a depressing end to a great career. Thanks, Bochy, for letting the bleeding continue indefinitely. Sigh.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how dare you

this is OMAR VIZQUEL we are talking about.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a good dancer and a snappy dresser! Can Emmanuel Burriss say the same? CAN HE????????

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Vizquel was a dog you'd have him put down

[not you specifically]

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the clarification that I’m not a dog murderer! Appreciate it.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell Raj that Romo's loose

even if the rest of the Giants aren’t

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck Ochoa catch the ball

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He did his Castillo impression in the first – now it’s time for the Durham impression.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beautiful

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well I guess he’ll be riding the bench now till they bring Roberts up next week.

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ochlola

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

gg Ochoa

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is just comical.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hard to imagine this was a Cain start...

oh, no wait—-

this is EXACTLY how Cain starts end up.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lucky Cain, he always seems to face the other teams #1

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what Grant and the Baron and the others are doing right now.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

crying in their beer?

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m imagining some cuss words are involved.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least they have bobblheads.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That must be painful!

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are a ton on Ebay already.

by robbgin on Jul 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was freezing my behind off and trying to flag down the hot chocolate vendor, to no avail. Plus my pencil broke so I had to scratch the lead on my scorecards for the last few innings just to write with it. All around, a shitty night.

I did get a Fred Lewis shirt. I found one at a kiosk on the promenade level. Only place I’ve seen one.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 19, 2008 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, they have Fred Lewis shirts now? I’m going to need to (attempt to) get one on Wednesday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 19, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya. Go in through the Lefty O’Doul Gate and go up the stairs. Right there at the second staircase, the kiosk to the left has the Fred shirts. They have Medium and Large, no small. Oh well. I figured he’s my husband and I’d better wear his shirt.

And who got on base the most last night? That’s right. All thanks to my shirt.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 19, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing whatcha can do with 4 outs or more in an inning.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YEAH HE CATCHES THAT ONE

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK

Gonna see a late showing of TDK, fuck this shit, later

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They have a lot of late showtimes for TDK.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It could be worse

MLB could have a relegation scheme…

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think they’d have to relegate the whole NL West

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard to see how that would be a bad thing…

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This will be CC’s fifth complete game of the year.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do the Giants have any?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For or Against?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OhNOa.

Am I right or what, gang?

by parishonvics on Jul 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ochoa’s batting stance reminds me of Matheny’s

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy with the pointless hit FTW!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stat padding

perfectly acceptable if it leads to a trade

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 out rally....

pffffft…. yeah right….

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Buster Posey looks kinda like Jon Heder.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 HITS!!! 4!!!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was another fun one

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

best game of the year!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look for it on Giants Classics in 10 yeares.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Beast" meaning...

...”makes me want to claw my eyes out with a salad fork” FTW!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Best"

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weak pop out!

A fitting end.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, fortunately tomorrow’s game is not televised. At least we won’t have to WATCH the carnage.

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Poop.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You couldn't have scripted

a less inspiring loss to start the second half

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True

A game like this shows just far the team has to go.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually we get a run and then run to 1st base. Unless we turned a corner before going to bat. But that would be silly.

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 19, 2008 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But we’re contenders!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raj: CC hit a double and – get this – ended up on SECOND BASE!

Duh.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wth?

Who put wrestling on my tv??

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow did you hear how happy greg papa was when randy winn got a 2 out hit what a loser

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wrestling??

i came back and all i see is some wrestling shit did the giants game end that quick?

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Idle curiosity

What percentage of National League starting pitchers have a higher OPS than Vizquel?

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

109%

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are 95 pitchers with or more PA

28 of them have an OPS+ of 10 or more.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang!

I didn’t expect an actual answer. McCoven rule.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HeheheheMFG...

Omar Vizquel: 172 PA, 27 total bases
Carlos Zambrano: 56 PA, 26 total bases

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Orrg

I am officially shutting my eyes

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

A few years back, my wife and I drove from Chicago to Milwaukee to see the Giants play. We spent the evening making fun of the Brewers, because they had been so lousy for so long, because they failed so badly, and because their fans were so resigned to shit that they only cared about the sausage races and Bonds at-bats.

Guess what? We’re that team now. Feh.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ooooohhh…sausage….

8-)

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was in 2004, by the way

Bonds was about to hit #660, which is why Brewers fans cared. Also our last wining season. Missed the NL West title by 2 games. Then came close to losing 90 the next year.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooooh….bratwurst

;-)~

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

trade cain

y does cain have to keep going thru this shit over and over. pitching great and keep losing.

trade him to a good squad and get some value back and it would be a good thing for us and cain. cain doesnt deserve to be on a team that hits a home run every other month

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

How about instead of trading Cain for the sake of him being on a good team, we actually try to build a good team of our own? It’s just crazy enough to work.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just afraid that when his contract is up, he’ll be outta here so fast, there’ll be a sonic boom.

by Merope on Jul 19, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are contenders

as long as we are in the NL west keep thinking we are contenders

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m thinking they’ve got a better chance at being bartenders

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish

JCB9, hey as long as we have brian sabean forget about building a good team around cain. brian sabean should first trade greg papa for a pack of gum

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First, the reply button is your friend. Second, I think it’s pretty safe to say that everyone here is fully aware of Sabean’s stupidity.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jcb9

yes they are aware how stupid he is but its funny how he hasnt changed at all and contunied to be stupid

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

contunied

contunied

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he might be right about Sabean’s contunuing stoopidity.

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just dont understand

do the giants know that 4 balls isnt a out? because everytime they get on a 3 ball count they looked confused

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or, as Sabean says

they’re fulled with confisuon

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

haha my spelling might be as bad as the giants offense

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or as bad as Brian Sabean’s team building skills!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sabean sucks

i swear i have never seen no one as bad as sabean. i mean how did we start with him in the first place and y he come back

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our last GM, Bob Quinn, signed Terry Mulholland as our ace starter – a year after he posted an ERA of 6.49 with the Yankees.

There was a time when Sabean made some pretty damn good moves. That ended years ago, however.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

slugging giants???

haha i was just watching sportscenter and they were doing there titletown on San Fran, and they said San Fran is the home of the Slugging Giants…. yea right more like the slug giants

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Within Reach!

Gigantics can go 22-44 the rest of the way and reach a dubious 100!

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5-61

giants can go 5-61 the rest of the way and we will still not be last in the NL west

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would be difficult...

Non-contending teams’ records usually take a down-turn in September when they call up and use players who aren’t ready for MLB play. Since we’ve already done that, our .417 winning percentage probably reflects our true talent level.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noncontending Giants’ last eight = 1-7

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, we’re headed for a big drop-off in production once Vizquel, Zito, and Castillo are riding the bench!

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

April call-ups, in our case. Yes, Brian Bocock, I’m looking at you.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just cruel

Bocock was over-matched; entirely not his fault.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda my point. Calling up overmatched players in April, like most non-contenders do in September.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the organizational thinking was… Unpossible.

Why in the world didn’t they find an actual AAA shortstop on the scrap-heap somewhere once Omar broke? Not that it would have gotten us much more than an extra win or two probably, but still… It shows you that the lights are on but nobody’s home.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I disagree. The lights are on, and somebody IS home

but he’s floating in the bathtub, electrocuted by the chandelier

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D backs bout to lose

so giants are still going to be 7 back its a shame no one wants this garbage divison

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s 05 all over again without the excuses of injuries.

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 games back in a dog division

equals 49 human games back anywhere else

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOME RUNS

didnt anybody realize that ryan howard and chase utley almost has more homeruns than our whole team lol

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one noticed

Today’s matchup featured the two leading HR hitters among pitchers this year.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk noticed!

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuiper noticed, and spent the rest of the game weeping in the corner and calling out for his mother.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

haha i bet he was. i bet Kuiper would of yelled his ass of on aaron rowands homerun

HITS IT HIGH, HITS IT DEEP OUTTA OF HERE 6 TO 1.

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAIT. Kuiper was in town and we had to listen to Papa?

WHAT IS THIS SHIT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kuiper

yea but i guess kuiper had to take a day off because he is getting stress out about giants losing

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, just a reference to both pitchers having more home runs this year that Kuiper had in his career.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although now I can’t remember who was on radio with Flemming. Which is funny, because I listened to a lot of the game on the radio. I need to get more sleep.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Papa

is it just me or does Greg Papa get excited over everything the giants do despite the score. because he sounded awfully excited when winn got a single in the 9th of a 9 to 1 game

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Papa fails at life

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh okay. Good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nomar garciaparra

nomar had 2 home runs today and that is more than kuiper in his whole career. so sad

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was on the radio. I caught the first part of the midnight replay. No Jon Miller.

by Merope on Jul 19, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I just noticed the Rockies tied us for third place

Were they really in the World Series last year? Geez.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that would be a standing “Oh!”

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Dodgers are about to beat Arizona in 11

Unfortunately, I suspect the Dodgers will end up winning this pathetic division. Just watch them have a sub-.500 record and win the World Series anyway.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 10:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dodgers

yea just watch them go 22 and 44 the rest of the way and win the division

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No More Calls, We Have A Winner!

The ULTRAFAIL of the NL West this year perfectly points out the need to restructure the leagues or change the playoff system.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 18, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants tomorrow

so y is it when there is a fox game on the giants game never on T.V.??

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 10:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because FOX paid lots of money to make it that way.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because FOX thinks everybody would rather see the Yankees and RedSox. They used to show regional games. This week I see they consider Sux v. Angels our regional game. Whatta surprise.

by Merope on Jul 19, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whos worse

whos worse Andrew Jones? the NL WEST? or the giants offense?

by giants916 on Jul 18, 2008 11:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All of the above.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I laugh the most at Jones.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, I went grocery shopping instead of watching the end of the game

but Posey signed??

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 11:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you click the link?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean Brute's fanshot?

or something else?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG DUDE IT'S AMAZING

POSEY SIGNS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I DID NOT BELIEVE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN I CLICKED IT AND BELIEVED IT

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m so glad a full commitment was what Posey was thinking of.

WE WOULDN’T GET THAT FROM ANY OTHER GUY!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate you all

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad I gave up on this one early. This team damages my liver more than the drinking I just did.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 19, 2008 1:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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