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Open Gameday Thread, 7/18

Milwaukee Brewers at San Francisco Giants, Jul 18, 2008 7:15 PM PDT


Cain. Sabathia. Crazy Crab bobbleheads. If there were ever a game to attend in person...


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Matt Cain 5-7 20 20 0 0 0 0 126.1 112 59 57 12 53 121 4.06 1.31


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - C.C. Sabathia 2-0 2 2 1 0 0 0 15.0 13 5 4 0 6 14 2.40 1.27

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holyfuckingshit there’s a baseball game tonight arrrrrrrrgh yes f u all star break wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+109

I hate the lack of Giants baseball during the All-Star Break.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder...

... what would be the ramifications of playing the 2009 ASG during right at the end of 2010 Spring Training…
and so on…

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's very nice

to know I’m not the only one who feels exactly the same way

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m hoping for at least one Crazy Crab shot on the tele

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Day off immediately after the All Star Break = worst idea ever. Fucking Selig.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit

my life has been a little less stressful the past few days without giants baseball, but it has also felt a little empty.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

push

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

push

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Under especially with tonight’s craptacular pitcher

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean over.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 for 4 with a single and an RBI double

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mlb.com

Has timmeh THIRD in its list of first half NL cy youngs. Fuck off, mlb.com.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss the days when sfgiants.com was its own website, not a subset of mlb.com. And knbr.com streamed Giants games for free.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Srsly

they still let the NFL games by, at least they did last year. I don’t know how that works, because they’re not supposed to.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too!

I miss the webcam the Giants used to have.

The fact that the dodgers website was soooo low tech was great fun also. Looked like it had been cobbled together by a couple of 13 year olds [no offense to any 13 year olds out there]

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They also sometimes had ticket giveaways. I got a couple of free tickets and a Giants mousepad for filling out a survey once. Of course, that was 1996, so the games were hardly worth free.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MATT CAIN SUCKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not even Jason Giambi’s lucky thong could help that chump.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On a scale of one to ten, with ten being totally spectacularly awesometastic and one being incredibly, ridiculously craptacularicious, Cain is a negative 10.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez, be more of a homer, Natto.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What could possibly be better to counteract a home-field disadvantage than an anti-mascot??!?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When I saw him, at least penultimate Candlestick game in 1999, the Giants kicked the Dodgers’ ass. Clearly, this proves we cannot lose with the Crab on our side.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 full week without the Giants on TV...

...for me. I don’t get NBC11 here in the Central Valley. And tomorrow’s game isn’t on tv at all. No baseball for a week= SUCK

by giantfan5 on Jul 18, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tomorrow's game isn't on TV???

FOX >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

not according to the schedule I have. They are doing this several times this year, not showing friday or saturday games…

by giantfan5 on Jul 18, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't get KMAX?

I live in Modesto and its on channel 31 for me

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, i don’t think so. =/

by giantfan5 on Jul 18, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sucks

but I know how you feel, I don’t get CSN so I miss 99% of the game

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that really sucks. now i don’t feel so bad. lol

by giantfan5 on Jul 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you get 31 out of Sacto?
That’s where we’ll be watching.

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m with you. I live in Capitola & can’t see it either. It was my one saving grace tonight (that and beer of course) after a rough freaking week. I even pay for stupid Extra Innings but it’s blacked out. Ridiculous.

by saraluvsbaron on Jul 18, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ochoa sighting

Kid’s getting the start at 2B

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

Is that a good thing?

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

he’s currently 3rd in the league in Not Being Ray Durham. So it depends on how important that particular metric is to you

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Burriss at SS?

He should be, since he can really only hit lefties.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omar

:(

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK BRUCE BOCHY

“Any day now, Omar’s gonna break out of his 2 month slump”

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s all rested up from the break!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greg Papa

:(

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

F. Lewis lf
I. Ochoa 2b
R. Winn rf
B. Molina c
A. Rowand cf
J. Castillo 3b
J. Bowker 1b
O. Vizquel ss
M. Cain p

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No castillo at 2 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No manny- FTFB (for the fuck bochy)

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know FTW means For The Win in the Interworld, but to me, it still stands for Fuck The World.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It still applies when Castillo plays.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ochoa batting 2nd?

i mean…i guess i shouldn’t be too upset.
i was going to ask what about Ochoa suggests he’s capable of hitting there.

And then i glanced downthe lineup and thought “well, what the hell have THEY proven to bat second??”

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently Aurilia and Durham caught the flu from Lincecum.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how does one catch a hang-over? are they contagious now?

by cornball on Jul 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

d00d!

He had to be taken on a stretcher and stuff!!!!!111

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's called peer pressure

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+109

it’s a wonderful tool

by cornball on Jul 18, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lul

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Lincecum was a real gamer he would have given it to Castillo and Vizquel.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Bochy

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure having a skull that’s 10 inches thick confers immunity to the flu.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Tomko

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tyson Tomko sucks.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just Tomko now, no Tyson

Name change = immediately better

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I had to be specific. They both suck though.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No talking about trading Matt Cain, Raj. No.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to Flemming

Durham has been sent home, Aurillia may or may not be available.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It should be interesting if this game goes into extras.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't see that happening, with Cain pitching.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No clue, I don't recognize him.

Dave something? Darren?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darren Baker, maybe? I vaguely remember that name.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, that’s it!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Michael Tucker, I think.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Winn at 3rd too

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Richie can play through a kidney stone, he can laugh in the face of the flu.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL West Standings are pathetic...

I think Selig needs to send a memo to every team before each game, reminding them “this one counts.”

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NL West TempestTeapot

The division will receive a gold – plated mini Oreck vacuum cleaner at season’s end and just as the winning Stanley Cup teammates do it will be handed from team to team during the offseason.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why no manny?

i guess ochoa is a start, but i really want to watch manny get at least 1/2 the abs

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy's decided to give him the Denker treatment, now that Denker is gone

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL????

This game is in SAN FRANEFFINGCISCO, yet mlb.tv has the brewers’ terrible announcers. FUCK.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lame as fuck

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side, you’re only missing Greg Papa.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCKS!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New York deserves a sock in the eye, see?

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

preemptive GREG PAPA >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m considering going to the spanish feed, just so I don’t have to listen to him. He has such a downer voice. And he annoys.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i

He’s not Joe Buck/Tim McCarver bad, or even Joe Angel bad, but he always seems so disinterested in the Giants.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't he an Oakland guy?

He does the Raiders radio stuff…

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s announced for almost all the Bay Area sports teams at one time or another, it seems.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. And maybe Warriors, too?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD WEEKS

That pitch sucked

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great start

weeks aint good, but i like the start

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

craptastic start

by cornball on Jul 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Rickie Weeks,

You’re no Ray Durham. Do not be surprised when he takes your job in about a week.

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wish

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wowowowow

i thought cain sucked

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s terrible.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD HARDY

ugh that pitch was just begging to be tagged.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he threw a ball?

DFA!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

That inning was full of suck and crap.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh, it’s the really bad version of Cain tonight. Shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

terrible. he didn’t throw nearly enough pitches.

by cornball on Jul 18, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gamers throw 20 pitches per inning! For 18 innings MINIMUM.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there ya go matty

improved to #2 starter

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA CAIN

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt, I don't think you get it

you’re supposed to throw more pitches, and let at least 1 guy on base. You didn’t even throw a walk!
USKSOBAD

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a catcher and it’s the second half. I’d be happy if he passes 85.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabathia is not a small man.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

for anyone watching the brewers feed on mlb.com or extra innings pkg.

is it just me or is NOTHING in sharp focus at all?
it’s f@#$ing driving me nuts!

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it sucks.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAST FREDDIE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i love the nickname

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone see Batman today?? One word review. WOW

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO SPOILERS PLZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would never spoil a movie for anyone. Some girl told me the end of I am Legend. I wanted to kill her. The movie is great though

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES and YES.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flew did not look comfortable in that AB

but still managed to get on base, GAMER!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ivan Ochoa

San Francisco Giant

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn, ya beat me to it!

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good thing Burriss isn’t playing

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm

was that castillo? still think manny should be starting today, esp vs a lefty

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castillo has been mentoring the young guys.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, I thought Castillo wasn’t hitting #2 tonight?

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

scatalogically speaking

Castillo alway hits like “number two”

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ocha officially joins the team

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burriss should be starting for Vizquel, not Ochoa

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burriss should be starting somewhere, I don’t care where

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about Norwich or Fresno?

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wonder

if the vets told him to GiDP so hed fit in?

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by Azmanz on Jul 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he does that sometimes

by cornball on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CC

he dropped the .’s

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C.C. made will make Winn the giants look ridiculous.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More K than Lincecum = damn impressive

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially since he hasn’t been pitching against opposing pitchers to this point.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think we are going to get a lot of hits tonight...

I mean, less than normal

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i dunno. Cain sucks, but he bats well enough to have a better AVG than a regular position player. So we have got to have a powerhouse offense.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I wish I could go to the game tomorrow.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There goes the no-hitter.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

our glove guy can’t even flash the leather.

by cornball on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Prince Fielder

also not a small man.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They have a Kendoll too.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ken doll? You mean a guy with no actual male parts?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Omar, why didn’t you retire?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 18, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

a) I respect Omar because he’s had an amazing career and
b) he seems like a player who’ll only retire when someone rips his jersey off him.
.
.
.
c) somebody rip that damn jersey off him.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

throw one of the offspeed pitches for a strike

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what a real pitcher would do.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He probably just eats a shitload of carbs and then wonders why he doesn’t lose any weight.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yikes

i’d hate to see what the main course looked like after he finished his salad.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just noticed that Cain had his hair cut. Anything to help break the sucky streak, I guess.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

these brewer idiot announcers don’t seem to know that the east coast games were played already. Talking about the Mets going for 11 in a row tonight.

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this gun hot? It’s showing Cain at 96-97

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i think it's been hot for weeks

Zito was touching 90-91 in his last starter. Wilson’s consistently been hitting 100 ( i mean, some nights he’ll hit it 2-3 times in an at-bat).
It’s borderline ridiculous.

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

our gun has seemed hot since Zito started hitting 88 again

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

motherfucker, he swung.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATT

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

AND they made Fielder run on the play. Tire that motherfucker out!

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FunFact

Moneyball called Prince Fielder the only player too fat to be drafted by the A’s. He’s done a bit better than Jeremy Brown (was that his name? doesn’t look right).

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, that sucked.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that inning wasn’t quite as bad as the first.

Still pretty bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It made my eyes bleed vomit.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it makes a lot of sense to advertise Crazy Crab bobblehead night during the actual game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was just typing the same thing

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Petey's looking pretty bald there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Dravecky got big.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And old.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q: Is it wrong for me to think it looks like he tucked his left arm into his shirt?
A: Yes, of course it is, jackass.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m ashamed but I thought the same thing

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. But not really ashamed. I have no shame.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would explain the nudity.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only partly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIMMY IN A HOODIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t go back to the game! Leave that graphic up longer!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job making Sabathia work, Castillol.

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else expecting Billy Dee to pull out a Colt .45 and take a swig?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And blow up the Death Star.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the “70s Show” episode where he’s the minister who does pre-marital counseling and turns out to love Star Wars.

by cornball on Jul 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE YOGURT ALL ALONG

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s one hit for CC.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If we weren’t listening to a fluff interview, we would know that CC got a hit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sabathia could hit cleanup for us

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I could be wrong, but I recall Terry Mulholland having a season when he had four hits – a single, a double, a triple, and a homer.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've mentioned this before

But wen I was nine, I was in attendance at Dravecky’s comeback game. It was pretty incredible. Still the best game I’ve seen in person. And so sad a few days later in Montreal when he collapsed.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bad call

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was totally out.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK BLUE

that was Denkinger bad.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just once in his fucking tenure, I’d like Bochy to actually look like he gives a shit when he argues a flagrantly bad call. JUST ONCE. I don’t want a Lou Pinella, but I’d like someone who appears to give a crap about his own team.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's the third out!

Oh wait.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's at least 2 losses that are directly attributable to the umps

Also: that will be an error to Bowk, making him look like a worse fielder. F the umps.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

brewer's announcer proud that he used the word "inordinate"

even though he pronounced it “inordinant”
fucking tool

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to say I kind of like these Brewers announcers.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're not that bad as announcers,

but they are pretty stupid as people.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Case in point:

the brewers announcers keep saying the inning should be over b/c of that blown call. Most homer announcers would just brush it aside.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They seem pretty well prepared too.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That inning was filled with umpire fail.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

it wouldn’t have happened if Cain didn’t suck so bad.

by bondslegend on Jul 18, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to comment on the amazingness of Bowker and Lewis both starting against a lefty, and a good one at that, but duh, Aurilia, flu.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh. Vizquel jumping for his life…from a ball right down the middle.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol what was Vizquel jumping away from?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Followed by:

What was he almost maybe not quite swinging at?

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, Matthew. Hit a home run. It’s the only way to salvage your crappy pitching.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IFF.......

the Giants could unload the Zito contract they could sign this big fella as a Giant

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also, IFF

Germany had won World War II, Hitler’s face would be on a twenty dollar bill.

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IFF

Dave Dravecky learns to throw right handed, he might be a better starter than Zito.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta get the bomb, bro

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was Kitspool right?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bowker against a lefty, Vizquel and Cain. It would have been surprising if Sabathia DIDN’T strike out the side

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We must resist meekly accepting summary execution

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt

put that one in the “finish later” file

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

strike three, you prick

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon

triple play.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Kendall:

Not quite as bad a contract as Barry Zito.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's the Math

11 Kendals = 1/2 Zito cubed

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and yet many of us would prefer our Zito diced

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strike th.. ok.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There were a couple of could-have-beens against Cameron, too. Bah.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gamer catch

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here comes the splash hit!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKain

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Homer

Not such a good name for a pitcher.

by jcb9 on Jul 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

siddown, CC

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain is lucky that Sabathia is such a crappy hitter.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Weak

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farm Report

Mr Roberts is 3-3 tonight and currently hitting .421 – someone should be hearing footsteps

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also

Corn up 25 cents a lug, pork bellies flowing out of Brewer jerseys

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know huh

tamales are taking a hit, homes

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Insurmountable lead.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

nice play there!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch Randy!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, it doesn’t really matter if the Giants have a higher batting average than the Brewers, Kruk.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Randy

He catches balls for the SF Giants.

by robbgin on Jul 18, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

May a contending team’s GM see Randy doing it again, in a dream

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

contending team*

*flush with top of the line prospects all logjammed by better players

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds about normal

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And if he strikes out the side in the next four on three pitches/batter

Whoo , this crunching thing takes a tewwibew toww

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shutout. Shutout. Shutout.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

are you saying that Sabathia is pitching a shutout?

I say, old bean, you are correct!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shaddup. Shaddup. Shaddup.

by Moggeee on Jul 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure he wasn’t safe, ump?

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stitch n' pitch

i’m’a makin a tea cozy

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I get the feeling we’re not going to come back in this game.

Also, I was eating dinner so I couldn’t bitch here but both of those runs should not have happened. UMPIRES >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the ump didn't give up that leadoff double

just sayin

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well yeah. The umpires still suck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no argument here

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was happy when we played Cleveland and missed Sabathia, and then they have to trade him to the Brewers before the deadline.

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rowand=FAIL

Umpire = BIGGER FAIL

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats what Rowand said

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, I hate this god damn team.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh for fuck's sake

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was safe

And Rowand sucked balls on that play

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nah

replay shows safe

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

throw beat the runner

Castillo didn’t apply the tag in time

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I said he was safe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

i am reotard, sorry

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

np, it happens to all of us

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I quit.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

even the brewers announcers are saying they're getting every call

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can i make a request to Sofa King Mike

for an animated GIF of Rowand’s FAIL CRASH into that wall?

by ExcuseMeSwing on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would turn this off and play video games but my ps2 died for reals yesterday :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Upgrade to the ps3. It’ll change your life.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have $$$

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

You’ll be poor.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shut the fuck up papa

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just DFA everyone over 30 and Castillo too.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 18, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No breaks at all.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

San Francisco is on Sportscenter’s Title Town. Maybe I’m misinterpreting this gimmick, but when a city’s baseball team in one of the biggest TitleFAIL teams in sports, I’m not sure it’s deserving.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but the warriors and the sharks!

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by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless it's San Francisco and not bay area. in which case, never mind.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s specifically SF. They had Palo Alto for one show. Yeah, like it’s going to win.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YANKEE STADIUM!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear they might tear that down…

by Merope on Jul 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Palo Alto High has two state championships in hoops in the last 16 years.

Title Town!

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Concord is title town.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that whole show is fail

please kill it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but

niners 5-0 in superbowls

by Viliphied on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boston or New York is going to win anyway.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, to be fair, New York is deserving.

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t disagree, but the “event” was pointless from the get-go.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKain

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Siddown Prince

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Russell Branyan 11 HR 19 RBI. How does one do that??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's not clutch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least these cookies are delicious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

these pretzels are making me thirsty

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THESE PRETZELS

are making me thirsty.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t drink anything. Stay thirsty, my friend

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by rxmeister on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

irl lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's your take on rollerblading?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THERE’S AN OPEN BASE

WALK HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKain

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD BRANYAN

THAT WAS SOME OF THE WORST PITCHING BY CAIN I’VE EVER SEEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!

Cain’s ERA under 4, yay!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Farm Update:

TI goes yard again at AAA

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If someone tried to bribe me with Bud Light, I’d decline the job on the spot.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+109

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain

you suck!

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt has some serious hat hair in the dugout

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

500th K for Cain’s sucky career!

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

took him long enough

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pathetic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa, Bowker got an error for that blown call play? Rough.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bull plop.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even see how you could call it an error. He fielded it and threw it cleanly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m officially done with Bengie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How appropriate

He’s also done.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmm toast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't say that or you will hurt his feelings

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A mighty cut by Bengie.

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember when we had, like, four .300 hitters?

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT RAJ TOLD ME THAT THEY’RE CONFIDENT AND LOOSE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to play craps or 21

by wilriv21 on Jul 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think maybe Durham and Aurilia are loose. Don’t know about the rest.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gritty strikeout

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bleh

If I had anything else to do I’d turn off this game

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 18, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Y halo thar me :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me three

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by Natto on Jul 18, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that should be our official-type motto

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 18, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do the Giants know that you’re not out if you get four balls?

by cheno on Jul 18, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They should after watching the Giants pitchers.

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