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Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIME FOR SOME FUCKING DAN UGGLA REDEMPTION

FOR REAL THIS TIME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, he needs to redeem himself big-time.

by El4short on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my 1st ever 1st. it doesnt feel as great as everyone makes it out to be

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you didn’t get first

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

109

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

109

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dude, Brandon Webb is a beast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another idea if they run out of pitchers...

Have impromptu fan try-outs

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn’t work for Billy Crystal

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn’t work for Billy Crystal

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It would end the game, though

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

Webb did a great job!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eighth!

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey NL

How about scoring a run so Brandon Webb doesn’t kill everyone?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’ll kill them with his RC chopper

by cornball on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

from the last post...

ok, i’m glad i’m not the only one who is a little suspiscious timmy just went buck wild in nyc and woke up with the worst hangover ever seen in a Cy Young caliber season

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Flu like symptoms” – ha! Not suspicious at all.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and dehydration

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was wondering too… is that the official story?

by El4short on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“The Giants’ right-hander didn’t show at Yankee Stadium on Tuesday, having spent much of the day getting treated for flu-like symptoms and dehydration.”

and

“Padres manager Bud Black, an NL coach, confirmed Lincecum wouldn’t have pitched in the game, anyway, because he pitched Sunday, same as Brandon Webb of the Diamondbacks. Black did say they might have been used in extra innings.

“I think Lincecum had the 15th,” Black joked.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seer

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If he was really hospitalized, then it wouldn’t just be a hangover.

That said, it could be the flu exacerbated by a really fucking bad hangover.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He probably just had an IV for the dehydration. No biggie. You don’t get hospitalized for the flu usually, either.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You get hospitalized for the flu more often than you get hospitalized for a hangover.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Besides this dude went to a big college for three years. He should have learned to hold his liquor in all that.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the 15th

Can FOX spice up the soundtrack a little? Getting a little tired of Jurassic Park theme

by Brags on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha but its yankee stadium! the ghosts of yankee stadium are like dinosaurs or something, has buck said that yet?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

repost

I know i’m the only one, but i’m secretly hoping that Lincecum arrives at the ballpark in the 17th via police escort.

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+55

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on the grounds that he’s well and he’s wearing a Superman costume, yes yes yes.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol you aren’t the only one…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

repost

you mean, “I know i’m NOT the only one”.. im sure thats crossed everybodies mind by now

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you mean in on a helicopter wearing a superman costume

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so badass, landing on the pitchers mound

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim’s probably in his hotel bed having milk and cookies by now

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s way past Timmy’s bedtime!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

than

right after a jack int he box smoothie commercial pops up

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Any Taco Bell commercial = awful

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Any Taco Bell commercial = awful diarrhea

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon, Uggla

Do something positive for once.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

impossible

que in some sort of “fail” lolcats

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Webb pitches on Thursday doesn't he?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let him go nine

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not anymore he doesn’t

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haren

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh good, Uggla's up

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they asked joe morgan what he thought of the internet fan vote, and he said: “I don’t think it’s right for intergalactic species to be voting on the last all-stars. Baseball is an Earth sport, and we should keep the voting to Earth people.”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 15, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lincecum was just in New York a few days ago for that series with the Mets. Why would he go party now??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No Tyler Walker tagging along?

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly. He had ample time to get crunk before. And Wilson and friends said the flu was going around the Giants clubhouse.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Difference is, it’s just the All-Star game he wasn’t expected to pitch in.

And Wilson’s a good guy – he’s gonna give a good story for his teammate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn – I’ve seen Kazmir pitch before, he’s a pitching genius unfortunately

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOW LET'S RUIN KAZMIR'Z ARM

HOORAY FOR STUPID FUCKING ALLSTAR GAME

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FAIL

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was that supposed to be funny Tim?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UGGLA FAIL AGAIN

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UGGLA: EPICEST OF FAILAGE

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kazmir..

..has nice movement.

by wcw on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why hasn’t Hurdle let Uggla go crawl under a rock somewhere yet?

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well I run to the rock
Please hide me I run to the rock
Please hide me I run to the rock
Please hide me lord
All on that day

Well the rock cried out
I cant hide you the rock cried out
I cant hide you the rock cried out
I aint gunna hide you god
All on that day

I said rock whats a matter with you rock
Dont you see I need you rock
Dont let down
All on that day

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lolol

that would be too funny

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK. YOU. UGGLA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate these commentators

Another thing that David did not ask Bud was if he was wearing briefs or boxers!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uggla’s down..

by chica on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What will happen if Kazmir throws too many pitches?

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uggla will accidentally tear Kazmir’s rotator cuff.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t know. McCarver and Buck haven’t told me enough.

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

position players pitch?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’ll get an owie.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uggla may hang himself in his hotel room tonight

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn, we are being harsh – but it is funny

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah, but he’ll go 1-128 to start the second half, along with a sub-.500 fielding percentage

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate Dan Uggly.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel bad for Uggla

It’s Joe Buck I hate.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throw lots and lots of pitches!

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A lot of slow bats right now

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

after Kazmir

Francona is going to make Longoria pitch (to ruin him…)

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uggla was out partying with Lincecum last night.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 15, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mccarver talking about Zelig on letterman

this must be what hell is like

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

iPhone changed Selig to Zelig

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heil Zelig

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hearing Buck say “floater” ... eww.

by El4short on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exchanging texts eh?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let’s go, Wright.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quickly before bed:

Just wanna say that I’m glad timmy sat out this marathon. Good for him.

Also: at least we know they can’t tie now- would home field be decided on a coin flip?

GO NLLLLLL

by bondslegend on Jul 15, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Baseball:

where change goes to die a slow, painful death. In committee.

by bondslegend on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, cuz it counts now. so it can’t be a tie. cuz it, you know. counts.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at this point a coin flip is the NL’s best chance for getting home-field.

Or rock-paper-scissors.

by El4short on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This IS Selig we're talking about...

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blessing in disguise

that Wilson is through early and Timmeh went AWOL from this clusterfuck.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 15, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+zito’s salary

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Timmy knows the future

There’s a reason he’s not here, and it has nothing to do with “flu-like symptoms.”

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He felt a stirring in the Force.

by El4short on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On to Alderaan

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As if millions of voices cried out

then suddenly Scott Kazmir’s hamstring snapped.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JETER IN STREET CLOTHES SIGHTING!!!!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s just like us!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mark Grace...

Come pitch.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So:

Best ASG ever? or Worst?

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is easily

my favorite.. but ive only watched the last 10

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Third worst

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AT BEST!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was best, but is now quickly devolving into boring worst.

by cornball on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

definitely

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

funniest

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Depends how it ends.

Everybody Loves Durham
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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you take the best moments from it (the 6th-11th innings), then yes. the last three innings have been ridiculous though.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Best

I wish it would end, but this has been extremely entertaining.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is the game that never ends

It goes on and on, my friends

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

some people started singing it, not knowing what it was…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kazmir for Victor Zambrano LOL Mets

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoops, my bad. got victor zambrano confused with, you know, the good zambrano.

by cornball on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve been high this whole game, thanks MLB, you made it easy to plan the night.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was mighty nice of you to give uggla the green hit every time you packed a fresh bowl

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I need sleep but am dying to see what happens when Kazmir comes out.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what song is this in the chevy commercial and the allstar game commercial with the giant player flags flying around new york?

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They made another Mummy movie?

Geez.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually looks like it might be good though

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The hitters look like they don’t want to play anymore

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 10:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a stupid idea...

But with idiots like this running MLB, they might want to consider allowing players to sub in and out of All-Star games.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why

not for any game i find the rule to be dumb.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Naw, you just need the managers manage to win. Taking players out so early is dumb.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A better idea...

Might be selecting a “sacrificial lamb” pitcher for each team. A pitcher who’d come into a game like this with the understanding that he’d pitch indefinitely.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keiichi Yabu: 2009 All-Star

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aquafina

won’t make your body happy silly

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omg Lidge is alive!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Paging Timmy

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brian McCann in. Finally.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHUT UP TIM

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Top 5 people I blame for this situation

5. George Steinbrenner
4. Joe Buck
3. Clint Hurdle
2. The Players
1. Bud Selig

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you forgot Tim McCarver

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't forget

but I pretty much deny his existence.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA NEW BATTERY!!!!!

FUCK YOU TIM MCCARVER

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brian McCann! Yes!!!

if we give that guy an at bat, we just might end things

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’re this close to having the AL DH pitch.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who is that? longoria?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus

Is there a baseball memory that WASN’T made in Yankee Stadium??

by El4short on Jul 15, 2008 10:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good thing Pujols is on the same team

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lidge meltdown

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pleez?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn it Lidge, don’t let me down.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was Vladesque.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great analysis tim. so to sum up, kazmir said the word yes.

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you would have to assume the obvious…

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was Papa Smurf the leader?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want the NL, but I just want the game to end already

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not me

I want the epic meltdown, the result of which will be Bud Seling hanging from the flagpole by his dirty Depenz.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Selig, you know, not Seling.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Soooo, seriously

what can they do if they run out of pitchers?

by bondslegend on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DH pitches!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah yeah,

jokez and stufff…but seriously???

by bondslegend on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who called lidge blowing it?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone

is genius

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was actually a pretty good hit

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When the Cubs lose the Series

they can blame Timmeh for costing them home-field advantage.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s exactly what they will do.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"expect kindler to bunt."

nah.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McCann should have PH for Gonzalez against Sherrill.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mccann shoulda been hitting a long time ago

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he’s too good of a hitter, Hurdle didn’t want him

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...oh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mccann is a switch hitter

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES!

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHit Ludwick

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ludwick > Uggla

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GAMER

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That almost makes up for offensive suck.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hell be a giant next year

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know there is something wrong

when ryan ludwig is deciding the outcome of an ASG

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH LUDWICK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ludwick!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course it had to happen that way.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was ugly

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he just broke his wrist

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

slumpbuster, heh

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want

the NL to win more than I want this game to end.

Then again, I just started watching….

by bondslegend on Jul 15, 2008 10:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did joe buck

just say he doesnt want calories this late at night?
Joe you are a douche.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

god Kevin Youkilis is hideous

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bigger cranium than Bochy

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even as a straight male, I can say with confidence

IAWTC

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Navarro has been on base a lot

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hes about to get gunned at home

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice judy.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YAY FOR SLOW PEOPLEZ ON TEH BASEZ

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

clogged

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McClouth is very good at his job.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 10:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I remember

the last time Lidge pitched in the asg nobody made contact except for foul tip

by G-Rob on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was that pre-Pujols bomb?

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can the DH go into the field mid-inning?

I forget the stupid AL rules.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy says yes!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he can

but then the pitcher has to pitch

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hit*

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crazy AL rules!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

McCarver:

” I think the crowd wanted Morneau to go to third”

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think the crowd wants you to shut the fuck up, McCarver.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lidge is really not pitching that bad.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you’d think Lidge was facing Pujols or something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRAD

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my solution

every inning after the 9th they should switch in bouncier and bouncier balls

by fwoty oz on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or balls from different sports

which probably wouldn’t make the game end any more quickly.

but t’would be fun.

Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.

by juanboy on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And in the 15th, bring in the aluminum bats.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man

this is really hilarious. This game shouldn’t mean anything. It’s the type of game that should just be called after 9 innings if tied, yet the MLB is so stupid that they made it the deciding factor for WS HFA.

SeLOLig

by bondslegend on Jul 15, 2008 10:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park, following a brief detour by the DL

by Speedforthewin on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

None of our players are involved, so I don’t care.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is even worse than the first tie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALL STAR GAMEZ IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tis a farce.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 10:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brad lidge

kinda pitches like a giant

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh oh

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol Brad Lidge

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs