Open All-Star Gameday Thread: Brian Wilson version
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Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
First “first” ever. Had to do it.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
word
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Hurdle
Leaves Volquez in for the lefty but pulls Wilson after he strikes out a lefty
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Your 2008 Colorado Rockies
manager
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Should’ve let Wilson finish the inning.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
See? Wagner is not good when he comes in mid-inning. #!^
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah I don’t know how that happened…
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
F you, Hurdle
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
lol
wagner goes in and now they need to talk already lol
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
In his defense, it was a ground ball that found the hole.
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The hat was banned.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Buck and McCarver
Raving about Wagner’s 95mph fastball, but didn’t say a word when Wilson threw 98
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Yankee Stadium is the REAL All-Star
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
Their hatred of the G-men is well established. Jerkoffs.
by Johnny Disaster on Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLngoria?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear that Tony Parker is dreamy.
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How was that 1-2 pitch not a strike?
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Hurdle is purple
That is all.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
bye bye
win again
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Haha Hurdle you idiot.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
NOT WILSON'S FAULT! NOT WILSON'S FAULT!
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MOTHER
Honestly, WHO doesn’t know that Wagner is fucking awful when he comes in mid-inning?!? It was one of the MAIN things harped on when Randolph was fired.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Hurdle knows...
I mean, he probably does now anyway.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
wtf is with this epic music?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
duh duh duuuuuuuuuuh
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda reminds me of the olympics after every break.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
so
does that mean its a best of 6 or best of 8 world series than?
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm imagining an ambulance rushing across bridge traffic...
to get Lincecum into the game. He pitches 5 perfect innings and gets the game winning home run. He walks on his hands around the bases.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
While singing your screen name
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks Hurdle
took out Wilson when he could have gotten one more out and now the NL might not win the game
How many chicken bones...
do you think Hurdle has crushed with those jaws?
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
it is
since he could not kill anyone during the writers strike so he did that for the mean time
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim Lincecum gets driven in from the hospital during the 14th inning to pinch hit and hits a HR then closes the game out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Apparently the All Star Game is also being broadcast...
on Cosmic Channel 9
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
It’s in his contract to save humanity with his god-like powers.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy will pull off a Michael Jordan with the flu
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the difference between Clint Hurdle and a real hurdle?
One is wooden and inanimate, and the other is a hurdle.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
One is an obstacle to victory, the other is a length of wood supported by a rounded metal structure.
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I confoozed
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Poetic Justice...
Mets lose the World Series when Wagner gives up a walk-off 3-run HR in the bottom of the ninth inning of Game 7, blowing a 2-run lead in the process.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
I missed the early part of the game
Did anybody on either team throw as hard as Wilson did?
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Ervin Santana
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Ludwick hits home runs, right?
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Rivera in
OMG GREATEST CLOSER EVAR!!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
mariano
sucks when its not a save situation looks like nl is gonna win than and he wont get the lost so it wont be that bad for him
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Which NL Pitchers are still available?
Lincecum, Dempster and Webb are unavailable, right? So is it just Cook, Lidge and (gasp) Marmol?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
Lidge is a monster this year
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, no Marmol. He’s been really, really bad lately.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
MarmLOL?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
MarianLOL
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Barry had 3x those...
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Ludwick trained with Mark McGwire this offseason
now he’s an all star. Hmmmm
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walk him, walk him, walk him…
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Take your walk, man
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Fucking awful.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
wow
AL fucked that up bad
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
oops
i meant NL
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
fucked it up for the NL
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I think I've seen that before...
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Nonsense
If Bochy had called it, Guzman would have been picked off first.
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OH SNAP!
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Way, way, way, way safe
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Christian Guzman is running, are you kidding me?!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
MOTHER...
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Stats don’t matter really, he’s Cristian freaking Guzman. Gah.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
Wilson should’ve interrupted Rivera’s pancakes.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson would have gotten the job done
Just sayin’ Hurdle
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closer in fact.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't Dempster winless on the road this year?
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From Deadspin:
10:54 — End of inning. And look! It’s a tie game. Bud Selig was last seen trying to resuscitate Tim Lincecum.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Can we use Harden?
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
OH FUCKING STOP WITH THE FUCKING DEREK JETER TALK
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BUT HE IS SO CLUTCH
HE WILL HIT A WALK OFF GRAND SLAM
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
With no runners on.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Cannon.
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Babe Ruth?
Legion?
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We interrupt this Jeter lovefest to bring you
a fucking baseball game.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
who gives a shit if Francona has no position players. aren’t they playing with the DH?
also, shut up mccarver
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
all these announcers..
..will be the first against the wall when the revoltion comes.
Just like the marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
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does he really think the Red Sox and their fans were surprised that Pabelbon was booed?
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hey
if the al is out of position players cant they just like throw a ball at a guys head he cant play and they have to forfit?
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
+1
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate fun! What a bunch of bullshit fun is! Fuck fun!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like Ryan’s making fresh squeezed orange juice with his glove
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I love how when Rivera strikes out ludwick, it's the greatest thing ever
And then when Dempster strikes out the first two batters in the bottom of the ninth, it’s just meh.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Wait a minute – this is final year of Yankee Stadium? Man, where have I been…
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Didn’t you know Yankee Stadium is an All-Star?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you know?
That this is the 4th and final ASG at Yankee Stadium and that this is the last year of the park?
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
You think they would have mentioned this before the 9th inning….
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That glove twitch
I honestly believe he’s trying to enter the Konami code with his glove.
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Atta baby...
Gimme more of that epic music!
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Now Dempster strikes out the side and the inflection of the announcers voice doesn't even change
BUT OMG RIVERA GOT A STRIKE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
They're worse than Billy Packer
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
they are rooting for the AL so much it's kind of disgusting
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
The idiocy of this broadcast is pretty nuts
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Tyler Walker should try the glove twitch
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He'd be tempted to eat it
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d remark that he had just barely cancelled out Clint Hurdle.
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Not nearly as conflicted as cheering Red Sox at YANKEE STADIUM!!!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan DEmpster!!
Clearly, he was inspired by watching Mariano Rivera pitch, and also by the knowledge that this is the final year of Yankee Stadium!!!11111`
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
Shrink the prostate
Shrink the Prostate?
The Prostate! Shrink it!
SHRINK THE PROSTATE!!!!!
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Like shrinkee dinks
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don’t put a hot iron on your genitals.
Unless you’re into that…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Extra Innings
This might get interesting
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
I doubt it
Littlefield was our best hope
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
When it appears that no pitchers remain for the NL
Lincecum will emerge from the crowd with a hospital gown, and promptly hit a lead-taking homer and then strike out the side for the save.
He’s hoping there’s no breeze…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Put Soria in.
That dude blows my fantasy ERA every week.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
Let's go
[Pirates All Star representative]
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Steinbrenner:
Mo Money Mo Money Mo Money
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what they want from me
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YANKEE YANKEE YANKEE!
/janbrady
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Joe Buck has pretty much reached climax over Rivera.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
RIVERA RIVERA RIVERA RIVERA RIVERA
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE BUCK
We know you’re jerkin off to Rivera
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This is so fucking annoying
I completely understand the respect and admiration for Rivera. He’s the best relief pitcher in history. But it is completely ridiculous that these allegedly impartial commentators heap praise upon every single damned AL player while acting like it’s a freaking surprise when a Brian Wilson or a Ryan Dempster does a half-decent job. This is gross and stupid. I am so torqued.
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It is fucking dumb. YOU ARE WATCHING FOX
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you … I’m trying not to make it a habit. :)
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More Yankee Stadium facts:
http://www.letsgotribe.com/2008/7/15/572248/2008-all-star-game-thread#7413797
(this is actually funny)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
What will they do...
If the Tampa makes it?
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
seppuku
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
^^^^^^^^
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU RUSSELL MARTIN
BUT I CAN LIVE WITH IT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I might really hate the Yankee's more than the Dodgers
At least, in a different way.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
How did he get a hit off of Mariano Rivera?? Huh, McCarver, you fucking asshole?
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ARod is in the locker room fucking Madonna
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So that’s not a skeleton hiding in his locker?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Miggy
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
lol
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Woot Miggy!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Hits against RIVERAYANKEESTADIUMDEREKJETER???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IMPOSSIBLE!
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Admittedly, Young screwed up.
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Even if he is 42...
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
DAN UGGLA SUCKS
I HATE DAN UGGLASHUT THE FUCK UP JOE BUCK
SHUT UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Oh no you didn't...
use the gray bar.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Congrats, NL. You've just been
CASTILLO’D
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Durham is playing??
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
sack o’ shiz – how proud is your dad now Dan. Huh? HUH?!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
UggLOL
Buck: “Rivera keeps on doing it!”
Why not just do it WITH HIM???
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
He will
once he’s done with Derek Jeter
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum is getting a police escort as we speak
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitching or position?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
P - Tim Lincecum
C – Tim Lincecum
1B – Tim Lincecum
2B – Tim Lincecum
3B – Tim Lincecum
SS – Tim Lincecum
LF – Tim Lincecum
CF – Tim Lincecum
RF – Tim Lincecum
DH – Tim Lincecum
1B Coach – Tim Lincecum
3B Coach – Tim Lincecum
Manager – Tim Lincecum
Pitching Coach – Tim Lincecum
Bullpen Catcher – Tim Lincecum
Announcer – Tim Lincecum
Commissioner – Tim Lincecum
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
I think Dempster was like Lincecum
Only available for one inning.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
Subway is offering us a $5 footlong yum rocket, which is approximately 1/100th of what Joe Buck would pay to have mariano rivera’s footlong yum rocket
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
Hahahahahahaha
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see a manager actually try to win
Sit down, meet w/ the players, explain that the starters are playing the game and the non-starters are on the bench. Do it old-style.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Your dad is DEFINITELY not proud of you now.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
It's official
Uggla has turned into Ray Durham
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
This does feel like the Giants…
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
All 3 of them?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The NL and I are no longer speaking.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Quick get someone to sleep with NL’s wife.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If it really counts....
shouldn’t he have taken out the 2nd baseman on that play?
shouldn’t there have been a real play at the plate… take out the catcher back in whatever inning that was?
TAKE HIM OUT
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Uggla is single handedly losing the All-Star game
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Lidge
Have to aim for three Ks.
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OMG
Joe Buck said Uggla 5 times…
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
I mean, jeez, I know the guy is only used to playing in front of 10 people, but come on!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Krukow says:
There’s some open bases
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Just one more ground ball to Uggla should do it. Hopefully he throws it away on a play at the plate.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
John Uggla
just put his son up for adoption
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Anagram of "Dan Uggla"
DUNG GALA
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
All he wanted was to see Dan play at Yankee stadium
...and I think I could have done that well.
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The real All-Star
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Reposting for attention
Available NL Players:
P – Tim Lincecum
C – Tim Lincecum
1B – Tim Lincecum
2B – Tim Lincecum
3B – Tim Lincecum
SS – Tim Lincecum
LF – Tim Lincecum
CF – Tim Lincecum
RF – Tim Lincecum
DH – Tim Lincecum
1B Coach – Tim Lincecum
3B Coach – Tim Lincecum
Manager – Tim Lincecum
Pitching Coach – Tim Lincecum
Bullpen Catcher – Tim Lincecum
Announcer – Tim Lincecum
Commissioner – Tim Lincecum
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
You know how the MVP gets a car? I think someone should drive to Miami tomorrow and take Uggla’s car away.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
That shit happens a lot in Miami
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy...
Quit praying to the porcelain gods and get your ass on the mound.
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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
At least this is exciting
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Did Buck just call Yankee Stadium
“our Colisseum?”
Douche.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
He left his spooge after jerkin off to Rivera’s pitching
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That caused me to actually say out loud SHUT THE FUCK UP.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
but...
They honor America! With History and… and Tradition! (joe buck malfunctions) ERROR ERROR EROOR
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 15, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, heck
Just hit a grand slam.
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Brian Wilson looks like he might cry if the NL loses.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
He did his job
No, I mean it. He really did.
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
walking the bases loaded
yeah, Hurdle. That always works
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
We'll walk the run in...
in typical Giant fashion.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Wasn't our fault
Blame Hurdle
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I really want to see Yankee Stadium demolished
with Joe Buck inside
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Damn!
so close to performing the trifecta
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
DOUBLE PLAY BALL
C’mon.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone remember that game against the Rockies...
When Aaron Miles had like two or three errors in the same inning?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
I HATE THIS UMPIRE
That was a strike. Again.
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Oh Great
If Longoria gets the walk off, these guys are going to creme in my ear over the radio
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
aw, my mom (who is a n00b to baseball) just made an Eva Longoria joke
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
good lord
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Cook throws ground balls at Coors Field
..you think this is pressure?
Well, the third baseman of the minute made a great decision
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He's not even a third baseman
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
dam
its midnight there
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!
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HELL YES
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
WOOHOO
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
GO FUCKING MIGGY
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT TEJADA
THIS IS LIKE THE BEST ALL STAR GAME EVER.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I SAY THIRD BEST!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Cook MVP
5 outs in one inning is impressive
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Damn good play.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Cook
MANLY!!!!!!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Shouldn’t Lincecum be over his hangover by now, and available? Mine are usually gone by early evening.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
you=me
If you make sure to eat and drink plenty of water while you’re getting hammered, you don’t get hangovers.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is usually true, unless large amounts of vodka are involved. Then all bets are off.
I figure if the bed doesn’t spin, then I’m pretty safe the next day.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
BTW – is anybody familiar with Sobrietol? Any testimonials as to whether it really works?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
wat
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s supposed to break up alcohol before it hits the liver, and get the stuff out of your system faster. Gets you sober faster, minimizes hangovers.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
o
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Just wondering if it worked. Not like I’d ever need to use it or anything. Nope, not me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
dam
hgh really helps
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Now the AL looks like the Giants
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Wow, they picked Uggla WAYYY up
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
like infinity times
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
on a Segway
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
a Seqway makes it to first in 0.7 Molinas
..the Molina is like the speed of light: it is a physical limit.
Do you have proof of that formula?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Go deep Adrian – short porch!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
yes
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhhh
good enough
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I love his swing
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
if
the dh pitches the dh rule is gone
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
well duh, but they have no position players left
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
That is why the DH is not logical. PH, sure
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
dam
that was a nasty curve that didnt do anything
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
We’re used to that from Z Man
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
AL out of pitchers
all they have left is some chick named Cheryl
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
It's all a plot
they’ll stretch the game out as long as they can so they can get more advertising dollars
Anagram of "broadcaster Joe Buck"
RETARD COCK ABUSE JOB
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
awesome
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
For the fucking win.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
come on Corey Hart. Wear your motherfucking sunglasses at night.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Everytime I see Cory Hart I’m surprised by how tall he is.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
I hope this game goes 20 innings
Or something equally embarrassing for bud
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
That was a cute little kid, too…
I couldn’t douse her with beer.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
they have to go smoke crack now
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jul 15, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And get tattoos!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Like Dodgers fans!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
but who would want to leave
YANKEE STADIUM!!!!!! You’ll never see it again!!!!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Omar pwns Joe Buck
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like they should have replaced the pitchers who absolutely couldn’t pitch in the game on the roster.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Murcer tribute in the 10th?
Would they not have gotten around to it normally?
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
sucker
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
STFD KINSLER
btw, Kinsler is pretty hot.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
That's what your mom said
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he? I wasn’t looking.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to sell it Miggy
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
He sold his age pretty well for a while
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Miggy got him Tim...
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
lol
bad call again at 2nd base
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
its
over unless they play like the giants again than its all just getting started
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
"This guy is a professional hitter" --Joe Buck
“Professional player!”—Tim McCarver
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
Nice throw
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OMG OMG
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
wow
how could he run that slow!
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Nice try, tubby!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
McClouth all in your mouth!!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
I hate to say this
But this has been the most entertaining baseball game of the year
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
The only thing that would make it better is if it didn’t “count.” Oh yeah, and if Timmy comes in and saves the day followed by a Bonds signing announcement and Omar retiring.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Good move, Hurdle
Keeping Cook in after such a high stress inning
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
That shit was epic!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Joe Buck and Yankee fans aside
AWESOME GAME
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Bud Black is like, “extra innings? please”
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Michael Young 1 123 3-3 Out Advancing
SUCK IT
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
who
ever thought a asg would be better than a game 7 world series
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
When was the last time there was a game 7
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Our NL team is gritty!
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
A Dodger catcher
Tags out an ex-Dodger catcher.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 15, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
NL had better score this inning
If they don’t it probably is Marmol time.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
Same as it has before...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
bathtubs!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
you
mean a porno cause thats what that commercial was going to turn into
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I say Sasha Grey works pretty well
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to Make a Legend
How cool would it be if Lincecum came out next inning to finish off the game. He’s gotta be there and gotta be relatively recovered up by now. Sabean would s++t, but Legends do what they gotta do.
I believe he may party more than he should
..and I just can’t care about it.
apropos of nothing at all..
..I would really like it if the Giants signed Bonds again.
Great PA
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Why did he do that….. SAFE, alright!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
uh
oh AL is gonna loose now
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
HUSTLE
And the call was right!
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That would have gone foul
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
It's gonna be fucking Uggla again
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Can Martin pitch? NO, stop riding his balls Joe Buck, Posey blows him the fuck outta the water.
by i wish we were good on Jul 15, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
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