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I love the All-Star Game, but without Lincecum in the game, I think I'll just play Civilization all night...

Ah, who am I kidding? I still like watching the players I don't get to see that often. Hanley Ramirez, for one, and Joe Mauer for another. I'll watch, and I'll enjoy it.

But those bastard Germans want me to give up the secret of Printing Press for four turns of peace! I can't just ignore their bleating for an entire day. I have an image to uphold, and pikemen to build.

But I also like that the AL starter's name sounds like an adverb.

"Cliffly, he walked through the camel tent with his shoes off..."

And Brian Wilson is fun to watch, even if we all know that Giants pitchers give up grand slams to Fred Lynn and 550-ft. homers to Bo Jackson, or they bean Edgar Martinez in the noggin. I'll predict that Wilson allows at least two baserunners, but he ultimately holds the lead.

Verdict: I'm a watching, and I'll enjoy it.

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Are you going to watch the All-Star Game?
Yes
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No
41 votes
Maybe so.
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Man, I wish I had the time for Civilization. That’s a classic franchise!

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Jul 15, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll watch it when I get home, though I’ll turn the sound off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ll miss Joe Buck complain about how long the game takes, and how he wishes he were home watching “I Survived a Japanese Game Show.”

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 15, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear Brian Wilson giving up the lead late in the game. I can’t watch. But I really want the NL to win, finally.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Jul 15, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I like building Pikemen

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what she said?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Civilization is an evil, evil game. So many lost days.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Final Fantasy VII stole half my freshman year of college. Best non-birthday present ever!

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jul 15, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Civilzation but I get bored during the early phases.

I like ripping through the opponents with tanks and Navy Seals. Go America WOOOO!

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe so

If the wife remembers to Tivo it, i’ll watch it later tonight.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Reggie Jackson...

“George” Posada?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Off work at 5. Vet appt at 6. No Timmy. Have some laundry to do.

Not watching. I think I might play WoW instead. Haven’t done that in a while.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not watching it but only because I won’t be able to. Night class FTL.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

What the?!?

What happened to the “I like popsicles” option in the poll?

Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.

by PacBellBoozer on Jul 15, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently NO ONE puts on a All Star game like NY. At least that’s what I’ve heard at least 57 times already.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a lot of the NL pitchers threw on Sunday so there are tired arms on the Senior Circuit side. This will be a challenge to Clint Hurdle’s already limited managerial skills.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 15, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm this close to making a musical titled

“Fucking Yankees”

It’s like Damn Yankees, except the main character is a Giants fan, the Devil is Tommy Lasorda, and Lola is Alyssa Milano

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This show.

It is bullshit. Just play the game.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry should be there with Willie in that truck. That depresses me.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pre-game distraction

More evidence that Ichiro is TEH AWESOME

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 15, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, they’re tearing down Yankee Stadium? You’d think that would be big news…

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder what Jeter thinks about that.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Who can tell with those calm eyes of his.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this sucks i wanna see timmy :(

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to say it now, to get it out of the way.

Go fuck yourself, Joe Buck.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think they have enough Cubs in the game.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR CUBZ PLEEZ

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by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am all about the Civ

Cossacks are so ridiculously overpowered. It really makes me feel like I’m being unfair when I’m the Russians and I rush to Military Tradition.

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by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously now – how many of you go to the hospital when you have the flu or “flu-like symptoms”?

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh. “I’m nauseous – to the hospital, stat!”

Sounds suspiciously like a hangover.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Timmy going all Baron Davis on us?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well – it’s not like he was really gonna play.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it go into the 14th inning

And Timmy has to dramatically storm into Yankee Stadium and strike out 9 in a row.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate how this game determines home field advantage for the WS. That’s stoopid.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

needs to change ASAP. Not sure Selig thought this through when he introduced the All”tie game” to us a few years ago.

His head would have exploded if he had to figure out a way to split home field advantage in the World Series. Mine too for that matter.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the team with the best record gets HFA

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate years worked out pretty well for a while there. I think the “make the game mean something” was a poor reaction to his own asinine call to allow a tie in an All Star game.

Not a Selig fan here.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO the worst thing Selig did was that damned contract with FOX and the no saturday day games… unless you are the RedSux or the Wankees!

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The FOX/Saturday game thing has me plenty steamed. Way to ruin a good lazy Saturday afternoon, Bud.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t try to be a hero, AL.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NO AMERICAN LEAGUE

IT ISN’T WORTH IT

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

=(

There was a pause after Brian Wilson…

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Justin Duck-sher!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I was honestly expecting

pronouncing Duchscherer as Duke-sher-er, but seriously what?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell even I pronounce it better than that.

by timmeh on Jul 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me

Ducksher?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You'll have to excuse Buck

Remember, he doesn’t watch baseball.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He gets paid to do this.

HE. GETS. PAID.

LIKE, A LOT.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Buck is gettin’ a lot of love from the A’s nation blog, yeah kinda rhymes with his name

by timmeh on Jul 15, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUACK

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The Duckshur of death?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I will be listening on 1050

Because I am at work pounding out some over time.

So it’s kinda like I am getting paid to listen.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I am also at work right now

I will be home at around 6:15.

I expect this means I will miss the entire pregame ceremonies and almost half of the top of the first.

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by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like good planning to me.

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL = douchetastic

Hardly any of those clowns removed their caps when announced…acknowledge the crown you jackasses.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

make that "crowd"

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You never know – the Queen of England may be there.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should play wearing crowns

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should be taking their cues from the all-time team…each one is doffing properly.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

was timmy in the lineup?

report is that he was in the hospital with flu like symptoms

but he was at the hr derby yesterday

something tells me he went out partying last nite

by bacci40 on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He wasn’t.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this the most noise NY can make?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dennis Eckersley looks the same as he did 20 years ago.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

(BALCO joke)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The starting pitcher runs to the mound clifflee.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLIE MAC IN THE HIZOUSE

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

insert tears here

the guy looks very fragile

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

glad I wasn’t the only one

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Willie….

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I loved watching McCovey play at Candlestick when I was a little kid (yes, I’m old dammit).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too dammit on both counts

by timmeh on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gaylord Perry needs a new tailor…

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to say, this whole thing is awfully cool.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree. Usually I skip this crap, but this is damned awesome. I’m trying to explain to my kid why.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.. it sucks me in every time.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

tryin to make sure my boo’s are heard in NYC for all the Evils

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG DEREK JETER

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSS

WILLIE MAYS

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope everybody read that great Where Are They Now? article in SI this week. He’s pretty spiffy.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

True Giants

I get it its word play

Also WOOOOOO WILLIE MAYS

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that Willie is the only guy they put in CF.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ha

willie is probably better than all of them still

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn

Still large.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Winfield

Classy move with the caps.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOO!!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

How’s your son Tommy?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they announce the catchers?

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

i dont think so well they are doing it now but weird they went to managers frist

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck was that dig at Bonds?

“the crowd knows who the true home run champion is”

Fucking douchebag

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Agree'd

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smarmy, pretentious douche bag.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this order is all weird. But still, awesome to see Yoggi.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

dam

you would think they would of brought up Tim Lincecums name at least but they just ignored him wow!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

On that note

I was talking to a guy at work yesterday, a supposed baseball fan from Philadelphia, and he said “hey who is that kid you guys had pitching for you the other day against the cubs, he was pretty good”

ITS TIM FUCKING LINCECUM YOU DIPSHIT. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will ALL pay the ultimate price for this omission.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We'll take a break on Fox."

In other words, time for the Canadian national anthem.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Musial?

Where was Stan Musial? Is he ill?

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

he had flu-like symptoms

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks.

(My father’s autographed photo of Musial is behind me right now.)

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

partied with Timmeh last night

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol did the Giants have more reps from the Hall of Fame than the home team?

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

they did that was great!

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lessee… we had Cepeda, McCovey, Mays, and Marichal to Berra, Ford, Reggie… am I forgetting any?

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perry.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, thanks!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They find the one singer that could watch all these hall of famers play.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t help it – I love her.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come on… she’s the best former backup singer to the former drummer of the former backup band of Linda Ronstadt I’ve ever heard.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus she dated Kevin Gilbert, who was pretty awesome.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already prefer last year’s ASG.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

sheryl crow

only uses one sheet of toilet paper! how can you clean your shit up with that?!

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ Steinbrenner being paraded around like Mays or Williams…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the stories of his deterioration are not inaccurate.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

O CANADA

OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY NATIONS COMMAND

WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE

FROM FAR AND WIDE,
O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE.

GOD KEEP OUR LAND GLORIOUS AND FREE!
O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

It’s a better anthem anyways.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OUT NOW, COMMIE

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it is ever put to a vote

the US should adopt Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” as the national anthem.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I thinking of South Park now?

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Not a hymn to war like our national anthem, but a sweet soothing hymn like the national anthem of Canada”.

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sad Timmy is missing all this standing around.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Steinbrenner looked bad. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

As much as I will always hate the Yankees, I can feel sad for him.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

does steinbrenner really need a credential? how fast you’re forgotten in ny

by mikejlaz on Jul 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

hey

what happens if that guy from seinfeld goes there than they would be looking silly now wouldn’t they

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

In sport, winning is the grand amnesia.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save some boos for McCarver.

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The game hasn’t even started yet, and I’m already tired of Joe Buck’s pompous, bland, “I went to announcer school” voice.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only who’s pissed that Reyes isn’t on the team?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

you are

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cristian Guzman? Miguel Tejada?! Are you kidding me?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell did that happen?

Reyes >>>> both of them and plays in NY. Both him and Wright missed the team. Are there fewer Mets fans than Astros fans? I get the Guzman thing since they have to choose a National. But over Reyes? Sux

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 15, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

West coast bias.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just torqued that my fellow fans couldn’t find someone better than Holliday to start in right field.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

for real? Holliday’s having a great year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE

joe buck, and no he does not deserve to have his name capitolized right! And no I do not know how to spell that long word!

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

Thank you :)

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Jul 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

NL

capitNLized

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a joke this production has turned into.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry had the right idea – watch the game with the sound down. That cuts down some of the crap. Now we just need a filter to get rid of lame graphics.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got the sound down and it's quite pleasant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the whole presentation, not just the announcers. I just want to watch a ballgame, y’know, not a glitzy Broadway Spectacular (Better than Cats!)

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any network that canceled Arrested Development is worse than al Qaeda.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are your major pain points?

(Other than POS joe buck?)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad shows and lame ads. animated shows are the only good product fox puts out

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s not like they make that up, either.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck: “I’m gonna be quiet now.”

YAY!

Tim McCarver starts talking.

BOO!

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

First Pitch

Only 47 minutes after broadcast began…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

People behind the backstop flinching at foul balls

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really surprised Cliff Lee was allowed to bring his personal umpire with him.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

All-Star AL perk.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel

Like the “exploding star” graphic animation is coming out of my tv to attack me

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

KKliff

Oh are we not doing that

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m actually pretty impressed with the National League lineup. Only Fukudome doesn’t deserve to be in there.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

yea

compare his stats to Fred Lewis. I’d say Lewis is having the better year but I wouldn’t put him in the AS game either.

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m watching the Giants bat here.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver...

...douchbag.

why is he a professional broadcaster?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What annoys me most about him is that there is no tonic, no soothing counterpart. I tolerate Joe Morgan because of the presence of Jon Miller. Following McCarver with Buck is like rinsing the habanero out of your mouth with some tabasco sauce.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

And it’s like they’re not even talking to each other. Buck will drone on with his play-by-play. Then, McCarver will butt in with some drawnout story that has nothing to do with what’s going what was just said.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

beats me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK – that Piniella commercial was pretty funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

JETERATE

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Does

everyone here remember 2002 when the Giant put a whoopin’ on the Cardinals and DB JB was cryin about it? That was awesome television! DB = Douche Bag, JB = joe buck.

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

he thought the Cards were entitled to the WS because of Kile and his dad and got butthurt when it didn’t work out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well if he was my son, I’d probably just give in.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember at the end of the series, they awkwardly jammed in a Cardinals tribute / musical montage.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

hm that was not Chase’s best defensive play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

2008 Jeter = Barely above average. Not All-Star.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Utlol

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

calm down Utley, you’ll be fine

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

post HR Derby malaise sets in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Those were some mean breaking balls, though.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTN Sheets

Check the batter maybe

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheets is here to strike guys out.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES LETS TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S PERSONAL STORY

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit, A-Rod looks like a douche with the high socks and white cleats.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

does A-Rod ever NOT look like a douche?

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can she play 3rd?

Okay I’ll shut up.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m stoked that they showed that commercial – looks better on the big screen than it did on youtube.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They almost missed the first pitch.

IN AN ALL STAR GAME

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Buck

Cardinals Homer-tastic!

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LARRY!

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He talked over the first hit of the game

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

they picked really smart commentators

thats how

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson Prediction Post

1 inning, 2 runs, 3 hits, 2K

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i was thinkin the same

except 2 hits, 1 walk

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

These guys are morons

Talking way too much – just fucking announce the game.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lol honestly, these pitchers could bounce a pitch 10 feet in front of the plate, and the hitters would swing

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey,

You don’t walk your way out of the All-Star game!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can’t even escape from Joe Buck during the commercial break.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  


Cliff Lee is making it look pretty easy right now

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s making it look “cliffly”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Jordan play CF?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

joe buck just admitted

hes an idiot

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

he is trying to seem humble

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turned on the game.

I already hate Joe Buck.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he makes it easy

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

... am I the only one who thinks the unshaven Sheets looks like this douche?

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

its a wisconsin thing

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, you are.

It’s Geoff Jenkins that looks like Fav-ruh.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

all douchebags look alike to me.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking A

Interviewing Cliff Lee is more important that Milton Bradley’s at bat?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

and they wonder why

no one takes the game seriously

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THIS ONE COUNTS!!!!!1111!!!1!7

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not a Yankee or Red Sox….

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol at Fox

Showing Sheets mouthing the F-bomb after that walk

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie would’ve got him…

Just sayin…

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

His parents really didn’t think that name through too well, did they?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

high change up.. youd think thatd be a home run pitch

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Burger King! Where true All-Stars eat!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a great restaurant.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

*chuckles*

It sure is!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know you get free refills?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, every single restaurant in the South is a great restaurant.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike Zito

who eats at Denny’s

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who serves better Grand Slams?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny’s, they are a lot cheaper

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting .500 when its right down the pipe. shocking.

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to MLB.com only to be greeted by a large photo of Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. It’s like discovering tubgirl.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Tubgirl has many more redeeming qualities.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

how long are their contracts with Fox? youd think theyd be gone by now since i dont know anybody who likes them

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, that's not a very nice thing to say

about tubgirl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck probably enjoys watching tubgirl more than he enjoys watching baseball.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Mauer ...

... currently dating Miss USA

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should show her on tv

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lucky bastard

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to self, be athletic.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add “make millions of dollars” while you’re at it.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Latter

Being far more important.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

The first step might be hard…

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTG BEN SHEETS

You should play for the Giants!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time I see Sheets these days, I think of Moneyball, and how i made the A’s out as geniuses for being the only team who thought Barry Zito was better than Sheets.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does give the NL a chance is we are basically playing a Red Sox/Yankees team

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

until the later innings when the real AL all star team plays

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s pretty much balanced by the fact that two of the three best NL pitchers are unavailable.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who’s going to screw it up for the NL this year?

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

zambrano

i think its obvious

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clint Hurdle.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, since Lincecum isn’t around to continue the fine tradition of Giants pitchers getting hammered in the All-Star Game, I guess that leaves Wilson.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy

For not pitching a perfect game

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Gwynn's Gravitational Pull.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Nomar

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he was in a commercial

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yogi’s like, “Holy Christ, these two are tools.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Yogi call Joe Jeff? That’s awesome.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

But really isn’t contributing to the broadcast right now. :(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Yogi!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

id rather listen to him

than buck

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yogi’s looking a bit like Skeletor these days.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Skeletor, Sarah Jessica Parker just got a mention.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know – WTF???

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Saunders now, huh? could be more hittable than Lee

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

is

anybody understanding yogi right now i cant figure it out lol

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

AFLAC

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOAH

It’s like its the future!

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I be embarrased

that I have no idea who Joe Saunders is?

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know he was left handed...

and he’s on my fantasy team

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly, Buck is “honored” and talking about “great tradition.” Dipshit.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not just you

Nobody in LA has heard of him either, because he plays in Anaheim.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Anaheim

Where’s that?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norway?

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

here is SoCal

we refer to it as Anal Slime. There are many fun names for the beach communities as well if you care to hear them.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yogi kissed Satan on the cheek

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a game going on?

Who could tell with all the non-game stuff being shown on the screen?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

no

its all on tape delay. and the talking is live

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one counts

but not enough to televise it.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sloooooooow mooooooooootion Yooooooooogi aaaaaand Geoooooooooorge

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

replying to giantfan5’s Saunders comment of course

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

True story:

Don Larsen yelled at me for running a stop sign in front of his house. Awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

what bat? is there some sort of game going on?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

All they can fucking talk about

Is Yankee goddamn stadium. I’m seriously about to turn this shit off.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Have you ever not had any fun?"

Wait what?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell happened this inning?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

And that wasn’t even good distraction

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck

Shoving Yogi out the booth…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Commercial already? Did they even show the AB?

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

i doubt it

they never talked about it happening

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was on base

or at least someone was

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can stop for a commercial on a dime though.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

From the chat on MLB GameCast

Richo (Mass): no linncecum??? flu correct?

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

you tell it, Richo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct!!! linncecum fli

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised anyone in Mass even knows his name, since he doesn’t play for the Sawks or Bombas.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, Fox, right..

..if they can’t pick competent politicians, could they at least pick competent announcers?

by wcw on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You know

Criticizing Buck & McCarver is like shooting fish in a barrel, but seriously, why are they still employed? I’ve never spoken to ANYONE who doesn’t hate them. Hardcore fans, casual fans – every single person who knows what the word “baseball” means hate those doofuses. And yet not only do they have jobs, they have the highest-profile jobs you can get as a baseball announcer. What!? The!? Fuck!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

More GameCast chat

barry bonds (san fran): I should be out there

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

But he is a BAD MAN who is HIGH ON DRUGS.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Playoff Commercials

I can’t believe noone thought of using “Wake Me Up When September Ends”

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Automatic Stolen Base

I’m actually pining for Bengie.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JETER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Take that Yankees

your captain can GIDP just like a Giant

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't even know who they are interviewing

But the motherfucker needs to shut the hell up

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all part of the Captain’s gameplan.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm eyes.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRUGZ! BOOZE!! TATTOOS!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Crack is whack

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Smoking crack, taking pills, drinking booze!

SHOWED UP AT GRANDMOTHERS DOOR LOOKING FOR FOOD AND SHELTER

PERSONAL DEMONS

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE WAS HIS GOD THEN?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Fox, let’s piss all over the guy’s immense struggle to get his shit together.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck and McCarver are on autopilot

I honestly expect the needle to skip and they’ll start talking about how Dontrelle used to play “strikeout” with his mother…

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The All Star Game should not be viewed by those with epilepsy or a history of seizures

Consult your doctor before watching the All Star Game

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Surely, there must be a AL shortstop having a better season than Jeter!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

But would he have the intangibles Jeter brings to the game? I think not!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

90%

of them are but hes so fucking popular that he would be playing with only one leg.

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No other teams fill the shortstop position, sorry.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL SSs are averaging an 83 OPS+ this year

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not even the best SS on his own team.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a 2b better than pedrioia, or a 1b better than youk

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, Youk has been the best 1B in the AL this year.

Kinsler should be starting at second though.

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Youkalis is at least having a good year. Jeter’s been pretty thoroughly mediocre.

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Youk’s been continuing his hustle from last year

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy LOLliday

You cant get a CG now!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

burn

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Always have.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too, though Toronto fans get crazy on the subject of Halladay

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

like, if you suggest that he’s not far and away the best pitcher in baseball, they start frothing at the mouth.

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well jeez then they’d want to burn Tim Lincecum at the stake if they got him in the offseason, because the gospel says that Tim is far and away the best pitcher in baseball.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey we are actually getting pitch by pitch calls now.

I feel like I am actually listening to a baseball game.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know who those guys are...

But shouldn’t Joe Buck?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

he can’t be bothered with watching baseball.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, none of the them are on The Bachelorette .

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also,

The rest of ML Teams CG’s

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I <3 Ichiro

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

watch out

hes got a gun

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro >>>>>

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a damn good throw

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Great throw

But the replay shows he was safe.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Poo holes. Ichiro ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t let the facts get in the way of ag ood time.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, this made me laugh loudly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad someone got the ref

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fo sho

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like these commercials

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot Human-lizard Fucking. Whoo?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

i like the hot human part

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just for decoration.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you post to be up cookin breakfast, so they like an alarm clock. WOO WOOOOO.

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by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

except the Verizon commericals are getting on my nerves

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

um ...

was that Jack Bauer doing the voiceover for the Bank of America commercial?

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the commercial didn’t have any torture scenes, so probably not.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, that Bank of America commercial just showed an MLB fan getting a tattoo!

She must be high on drugs and trying to kill herself! SOMEONE ALERT JOE BUCK!!!!!!

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn’t agree more.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could even think of saying that!

We are no longer acquaintances.

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

your lying

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

strike on a foul tip that would of been great

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Manny

Whack Carlos in the head

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone should charge the mound

an all star brawl would be great

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

milton is up just have someone say get a bettr life

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bradley is the guy to make it happen.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HanLOL

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

han ram

should be a CF

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ramirez

FAIL

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Error

It’s funny that the two worst defensive shortstops in my lifetime are the respective starters today.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Ramirez can hit.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes ok

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell Jeter the only one to pirouette is Barry Bonds

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, I think all the metrics point to Hanley being greatly improved defensively this year.

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did read something about him having passed Jeter.

(Not mocking you… just that last year it was “at least he’s better than Hanley!”)

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Dial should be posting his NL Offense+Defense numbers in the next week or so, so we’ll see what it looks like then! (Jeter’s actually been about average on D this year.)

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool, good idea. :)

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MiLOLton

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to start keeping track of how many times Buck babbles

Since the 4th: 3

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

euginio velez

made the all star team?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

MiLOLton

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude, he was mega-safe.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

As opposed to hyper-safe?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

looked like he was safe there

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

And now hot human-seal action

The fuck is with all these bestiality-themed ASG commercials!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

“For 13 dollas I’ll BE a macadamian nut!”

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I love those Miller High Life ads. The big black dude is just funny.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the best one, IMO

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he reminds me of Big Perm from Friday…if he got his GED and got a J.O.B. at Miller.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

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Ervin Santana’s cap in his GameCast photo looks three times as big as his head.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, you're an artist...

any idea what his arm tattoo is supposed to be?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw no Halladay vs. Holliday?

=(

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Would’ve ripped a hole in the time-space continuum. Though not as badly as Scott Servais-Scott Service.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be so nice

Green day or Madonna?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lawl he put his weiner in Madonna

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about Skeletor

ew

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And only 15 years after she last did anything interesting.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays for those Oakland Moneybeanes, right?

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask Joe Buck. He’s the genius

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

bye

bye baby

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLliday'D

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a shot

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

so that's what

opposite field power looks like

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Cain have the best oppo power on our team?

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know. Cain usually lines it to right

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

I mean left

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That being said, I ask you again...

Even though we’ve never SEEN it,

Does Cain have the best oppo power on our team?

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner.

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

such a dumb stat

i bet 80% of home runs hit are “1st all star home run for ‘so and so’ “

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the Doc has been paid a visit by Jonathan Sanchez…

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ha!

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

More GameCast chat gems

Seth (Chicago): ALL-Star MVP has to be CLiff Lee right now.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Holliday of course

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always good to decide these things halfway through the game…

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

when Fukudome strikes out, he looks real bad

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think Fred Lewis ever really looks bad when he strikes out. But Fukudome flails and spins around and it looks hilarious.

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got it

So it’s like a Jim Edmonds catch then.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Notice to AL pitchers

Never, ever, ever throw a pitch less than four inches off the plate. It’s totally unnecessary.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

This feels like a Giants game. With the AL being the Giants.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, the Giants are the NL. ‘Cause you know they’ll blow it.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson will make sure

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, and there’s no legitimate way that Wilson can pitch for the AL today.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIth the help of Brian Wilson, no doubt.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Wilson reply

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey we won the 1990 all-star game!

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for the past!

It’s always better than the present!

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless “we” is the American League, no. Jeff Brantley, then a Giant, blew that one.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta love Jeff Brantley’s overall contribution to society.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was an A’s fan in ‘90.

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haren at 94

This gun is a bit fast, no?

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch Runner

Crap, it’s one of the good AL players.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Russell Martin

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You misspelled RussLOL

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nyeh Your reply hadn't shown up yet. =(

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Martin.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

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Selig

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

RussLOL

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger.

Though it’s a bit annoying that Haren walked the guy on a 2-2 count.

Oh, wait, I was following the reality umpire again.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

jeter gets 3 ab's..

do they want to lose?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Their feeling sorry for the NL

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY'RE

they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just realized

mccarver and buck are actually talkin about baseball.. interesting approach

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

They are giving him the chance to save Yankee Stadium.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

wait

How can the NL and the AL have a different number of tie games?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

also If you know the record of one league...

Don’t you know the record of the other?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily...

There was that one game against the Springfield Isotopes.

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lol

that was such a strike even the crowd knew it

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GA Hill

Thought I spotted that giant head of his.

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm eyes.

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by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter is like SoOOOO clutch

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Commercial gives me the chance to ask

...if you’ve got any more of those awesome TV sites. I got through six episodes of Conchords but the links have since stopped working. (I suspect HBO got to the host site.)

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLek JetLOL

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i wonder if NY

will start chanting “OVER RATED DA DA DADADA OVER RATED!!!”

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

Now they’ll have to tear down Yankee Stadium.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this commercial with a Dodger in it. I have the sound down so I don’t know what’s actually going on but fuck it.

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

so can every announcer agree with all the players who voted derek jeter the most overrated player in baseball?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Fox wishes all teams wore green jerseys so they could greenscreen in commercials for their shows whenever they felt like it.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

you

got your self an idea there

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morneau in 2008= Al Gore in 2000

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean, Hamilton = Gore, hit the most dingers/got the most votes but didn’t win due to a technicality? ;)

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boring Morneau actually won, but will be remembered as the loser to a reformed drug addict from the south.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works too!

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the Texas Rangers connection

Fuckin’ conspiracy man

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Hamilton has a secretary named Morneau

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fringe

is a wannabe X-Files. I saw a sneak peak of the pilot.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry Crasnick shows up on the chat

JERRY CRASNICK: Jonathan, That would be a cool scenario. However, you’re no longer allowed to use the word juiced’’ in relation to anything having to do with baseball. Just say bases loaded’’ from now on.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Duchscherer?

Don’t you mean Duckscherer?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

to all those who were worrying there wouldnt be enough sox on the field (they took out manny/pedrioa), veritek and jd drew make it all better

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they really put Varitek in before Navarro?

Fail.

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Varitek has the secret to catching no-hitters!!!

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better offensive season than Vizquel = All-Star material!

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol overrated-sherer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FLU LIKE SYPMTOMS

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

In my fantasy world he was going shot for shot with Musial.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

dam

it took them to the 6th inning to bring up lincecum wow

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

only took 2 hours to mention Tim!

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Buck

Quote Unquote Flu-like Symptoms?

Maybe get some clarification there

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

My friend here says that according to his HS coach, that is sometimes a euphemism for an STD.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ballgame

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Astro doesn't fail

film at eleven

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH GO NL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Play up Pompey, Pompey play up.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wondering but too lazy to google...

Are the dimensions of the new Yankee stadium the same as the old?

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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

any differences are very slight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I hear

Identical.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

kthxbye

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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly the same.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s going to be a new Yankee Stadium?

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

jeter out al is gonna win now

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

But what will they do without his calm eyes?

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mid-inning replacement? GAG.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

that was kind of a half-assed ovation for Jeter. or at least it looked like one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

JETER INTERVIEWZ!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG DEREK JETER INTERVIEW

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Question

What is the point of the all star uniforms if they don’t wear them during the game

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Merchandise sales, of course.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

but wouldn’t it be better for sales if the all stars actually wore them?

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW, they do during BP and the home run derby. I think Bud tried to get the players to wear them during the game a few years back, but thankfully that idea was shot down.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were button up jerseys, I might consider buying one once in a while for my collection. But I hate pull-over BP jerseys.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Design all-star uniforms
2. ????
3. Profit!

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG JETER LOOKED RIGHT AT ME!!!!!

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate all in-game interviews

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

To be Honest

I am really looking forward to Wilson.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA ICHIRO

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

George Steinbrenner = All Star Game MVP!!!!!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He's the most known Yankee EVAH!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I’m missing a Jeter interview?! ARRGH

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hoffman cant blow this one right?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what you get, commie.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chipper Jones and Derek Jeter = the apex of players who annoy the piss out of me.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

"It's never been easy for the Yankees, but it's especially hard this year."

I know, they have only, what, 14 postseason appearances in a row? How do they FUCKING STAND IT!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

the entitlement of the Yankees/their fans is so irritating

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what a scrappy underdog, those Yanks.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It must be so hard to be a Yankees fan. My heart bleeds for every one of the poor dears.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is, post-2000, they really do believe that they’ve got it tough and that they’ve suffered a lot. Shoot me in the face, please.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

THey do indeed. However, the bandwagoned Rex Sox fans irritate the shit out of me even more right now.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NL

Is the Giants. 1st and 3rd with no out – ONE RUN!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Different method, same result

We would have had the run-scored DP.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra Baggs has a post about Brian Wilson’s adventures at the All Star Game.

On his encounter with Mariano Rivera:

He saw legendary Yankees closer Mariano Rivera eating breakfast at the hotel. "I wanted to say hi," Wilson said. "But you don’t interrupt a man’s pancakes."

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Wilson

I really get the feeling this dude is a comedian

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sage words

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quote worthy.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so will Timmy get fined in kangaroo court...

...for bailing on his wingman at teh ASG?

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

“But you don’t interrupt a man’s pancakes.”

He learned that from Thighler.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS
"I’m trying to figure out whose locker to put the bill in," he said.

I looked at him. Uhhh…Barry Zito?

"Yeah," he laughed. "Good call."

Is fucking amazingly classic.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

The NL just changed the entire infield!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god that was a short ab

or theyd talk about how hamilton should be dead by now

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic Wilson:)

by chica on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, did you know they traded Hamilton for Volquez? because Joe Buck just thought he’d mention it … again

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamilton for who?

Does he play on the Yankees?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamilton.

He did drugs.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a part two thread…

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Why didn’t we trade for ALL-STAR Joe Crede in the off-season again?

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

/sarcasm

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not too late for Sabean to do so.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I wish we had traded Lowry. Sanchez not so much

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG GRADYYYYYYYYYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Dodger.

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell Martin can’t throw for shit.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha dodger

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

martin

should just go back to 3rd base

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RussLOL

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

disasteruss

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

why does haren get 2 innings? whens b wil time?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

8th

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope

its a 3+ run game by then

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IF IT’S NOT A SAVE SITUATION!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grady LOLzmore

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what Ray Durham is doing right now.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I thought it was funny.

Since no one responded, I felt bad.

It deserved some recognition.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i g2g.. gonna tivo.. i wish mr wilson good luck

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

i

alwways feel sad when i see nathan knowing we could of kept him!

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this Joe Nathan

Where’s he from?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Norway?

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't remind me

Joe Nathan & Francisco Liriano for A.J. Pierzynski

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sssshhhhhh!!! There are some things we never speak of!

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOO ERIC KARROS THE GREASEMAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I just got back from putting my son to bed: Eric Karros!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he does interviews during games and stuff

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL = MARTIN

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it russell martin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RussLOL LOLin

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, do they want fans to rise and remove their hats or what?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

is Josh Groban?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yawn, this was played out a few years ago.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously you don't need to remove your caps for God Bless America

I don’t like this trend

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t even stand up for it.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely no reason to.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sit during God Bless America and then stand for Take Me Out to the Ballgame.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

1,000 percent agreed

Spooky fascist, especially in San Diego when you rise and salute the military first. People seem to confuse it with the national anthem too, which is ridiculous. A friend says that at Yankee Stadium they chain the sections so you can’t walk to the restrooms or whatever when it’s going.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It kills me that josh groban is probably banging supermodels

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

dam

i kinda wanted to him to sing take me out to the ball game

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Yankee Stadium!

Where’s the extra-super long version of God Bless America?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad Carlos Delgado isn’t good enough to be in an Allstar game and ignore this stuff.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kinda looks like Spenny from Kenny vs. Spenny

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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

fucking propaganda!

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

hooray for the mute button!

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Hamilton just went back on drugs being forced to listen to that rendition

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

+1 tasteless but hilarious

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

tastelariousless

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

asked why he didn’t hit a gold ball homer last night…hamilton said “charity ball? I thought he said “share a speed ball”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 15, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

ladies...

DON’T EVEN HANDLE IT!

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

on a separate note I am excited for Batman.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

July 18

my birthday, Batman and then the return of Giants’ baseball. Should be a good day

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Crazy Crab day

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the 17th, so my day sucks.

No batman, no giants baseball, no crazy crab.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing though...

How come we always play the BREWERS on our goddamn birthday??

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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG DEREK JETER COMMERCIAL!!!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

All those people saying “great game” must be NL fans.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be Sox or Rays fans as well

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ludwick in

Rowand not?

Huh?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Hart: take off those sunglasses at night

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

well played sir

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just died laughing.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

gets more funny each time I watch it

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's ok Volquez

... just don’t listen to what the Dodger catcher tells you

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

that dodger catcher is the reason this batter is an all star for the Rays

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the NL just put in Fred Lewis to play right?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

um

he just forgot to talk about tim again what the hell joe buck! you hate him or something

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nancy Drew!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay, Wilson wasn’t the one to blow it.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

there

goes the nl win

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

At least Wilson didn’t get the blown save!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

welp…..volquez=the new estes

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Should we blame Dusty Baker now, or what?

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Always a good decision!

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And would have hit an RBI triple.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with the DH

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

duh

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JD Drew getting cheers from the Yankee fans

never thought I’d see the day

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WTG, NL

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

taco taco burrito

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum clinches the Cy Young from a hospital bed

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharksrog just grabbed a plane to New York

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the Red Sox were involved

ESPN will declare this the greatest, most dramatic, historic, All Star comeback moment ever.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nostrodamus!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

but remember

Yankee Stadium is the real All Star

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankee Stadium = 2008 All Star Game MVP

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As opposed to 99%?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually 78.2% according to my simulator. I wish you good luck in a condescending fashion!

vr, Rotorueter

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I punch your simulator face?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

only in simulation

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that based on LV Caesar’s Palace line?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner winner chicken dinner

the movie “21” sucked – every card game movie clique in the book

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ironically, not the ones from the book itself.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uggla will swing out of his ass

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

// just got a weird visual //

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not at all

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

not

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

It will just be another great chapter in Yankee Stadium lore.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but I’ve always kind of liked Rivera better than the rest of ‘em. It’s the $39.99 contract, I think.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell to the no.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guesses on what they’re chanting?

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know...

...but I’m sure it’s something super duper classy.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, the Yankee fans are chanting about Derek Jeter again!

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's strange he isn'

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

t even up

Stupid enter key

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overrated

Is Pedro Alvarez in the house?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

What if they’re chanting about Uggla?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

calling it now: a-gon with a gapper

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Catchers can’t throw to second anymore.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I had to come upstairs to watch it and my dad has the sound up and can I just say

SHUT UP MCCARVER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Your dad is cool with me

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Miggy!

I’ve always wanted to say that.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Doo doo doo, doo doo dodododo, doo doo doo do doo

TEJADA

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Navarlol

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Beat me to it, good sir.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love for Paps to get the loss

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions