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I love the All-Star Game, but without Lincecum in the game, I think I'll just play Civilization all night...

Ah, who am I kidding? I still like watching the players I don't get to see that often. Hanley Ramirez, for one, and Joe Mauer for another. I'll watch, and I'll enjoy it.

But those bastard Germans want me to give up the secret of Printing Press for four turns of peace! I can't just ignore their bleating for an entire day. I have an image to uphold, and pikemen to build.

But I also like that the AL starter's name sounds like an adverb.

"Cliffly, he walked through the camel tent with his shoes off..."

And Brian Wilson is fun to watch, even if we all know that Giants pitchers give up grand slams to Fred Lynn and 550-ft. homers to Bo Jackson, or they bean Edgar Martinez in the noggin. I'll predict that Wilson allows at least two baserunners, but he ultimately holds the lead.

Verdict: I'm a watching, and I'll enjoy it.

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Are you going to watch the All-Star Game?
Yes
104 votes
No
41 votes
Maybe so.
51 votes

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Man, I wish I had the time for Civilization. That’s a classic franchise!

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler

by JRPhillips on Jul 15, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll watch it when I get home, though I’ll turn the sound off.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You’ll miss Joe Buck complain about how long the game takes, and how he wishes he were home watching “I Survived a Japanese Game Show.”

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 15, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fear Brian Wilson giving up the lead late in the game. I can’t watch. But I really want the NL to win, finally.

Your 2011 SF Giants: the 2008 Augusta Greenjackets!

by Lyle on Jul 15, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like building Pikemen

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s what she said?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Civilization is an evil, evil game. So many lost days.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Final Fantasy VII stole half my freshman year of college. Best non-birthday present ever!

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jul 15, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Civilzation but I get bored during the early phases.

I like ripping through the opponents with tanks and Navy Seals. Go America WOOOO!

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe so

If the wife remembers to Tivo it, i’ll watch it later tonight.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 15, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reggie Jackson...

“George” Posada?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That how Reggie rollz…

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Off work at 5. Vet appt at 6. No Timmy. Have some laundry to do.

Not watching. I think I might play WoW instead. Haven’t done that in a while.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not watching it but only because I won’t be able to. Night class FTL.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the?!?

What happened to the “I like popsicles” option in the poll?

Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.

by PacBellBoozer on Jul 15, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently NO ONE puts on a All Star game like NY. At least that’s what I’ve heard at least 57 times already.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a lot of the NL pitchers threw on Sunday so there are tired arms on the Senior Circuit side. This will be a challenge to Clint Hurdle’s already limited managerial skills.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 15, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm this close to making a musical titled

“Fucking Yankees”

It’s like Damn Yankees, except the main character is a Giants fan, the Devil is Tommy Lasorda, and Lola is Alyssa Milano

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This show.

It is bullshit. Just play the game.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barry should be there with Willie in that truck. That depresses me.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pre-game distraction

More evidence that Ichiro is TEH AWESOME

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 15, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gee, they’re tearing down Yankee Stadium? You’d think that would be big news…

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wonder what Jeter thinks about that.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who can tell with those calm eyes of his.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this sucks i wanna see timmy :(

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to say it now, to get it out of the way.

Go fuck yourself, Joe Buck.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think they have enough Cubs in the game.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This will start their downfall

for the rest of the season.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOAR CUBZ PLEEZ

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am all about the Civ

Cossacks are so ridiculously overpowered. It really makes me feel like I’m being unfair when I’m the Russians and I rush to Military Tradition.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously now – how many of you go to the hospital when you have the flu or “flu-like symptoms”?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Meh. “I’m nauseous – to the hospital, stat!”

Sounds suspiciously like a hangover.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Timmy going all Baron Davis on us?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might as well – it’s not like he was really gonna play.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch it go into the 14th inning

And Timmy has to dramatically storm into Yankee Stadium and strike out 9 in a row.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE GAME MEANS SOMETHING NOW

Yeah… no.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really hate how this game determines home field advantage for the WS. That’s stoopid.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

needs to change ASAP. Not sure Selig thought this through when he introduced the All”tie game” to us a few years ago.

His head would have exploded if he had to figure out a way to split home field advantage in the World Series. Mine too for that matter.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the team with the best record gets HFA

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alternate years worked out pretty well for a while there. I think the “make the game mean something” was a poor reaction to his own asinine call to allow a tie in an All Star game.

Not a Selig fan here.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

IMO the worst thing Selig did was that damned contract with FOX and the no saturday day games… unless you are the RedSux or the Wankees!

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The FOX/Saturday game thing has me plenty steamed. Way to ruin a good lazy Saturday afternoon, Bud.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t try to be a hero, AL.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO AMERICAN LEAGUE

IT ISN’T WORTH IT

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

=(

There was a pause after Brian Wilson…

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Justin Duck-sher!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was honestly expecting

pronouncing Duchscherer as Duke-sher-er, but seriously what?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell even I pronounce it better than that.

by timmeh on Jul 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excuse me

Ducksher?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You'll have to excuse Buck

Remember, he doesn’t watch baseball.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He gets paid to do this.

HE. GETS. PAID.

LIKE, A LOT.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin Duckshur?

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Buck is gettin’ a lot of love from the A’s nation blog, yeah kinda rhymes with his name

by timmeh on Jul 15, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QUACK

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Duckshur of death?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I will be listening on 1050

Because I am at work pounding out some over time.

So it’s kinda like I am getting paid to listen.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am also at work right now

I will be home at around 6:15.

I expect this means I will miss the entire pregame ceremonies and almost half of the top of the first.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like good planning to me.

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AL = douchetastic

Hardly any of those clowns removed their caps when announced…acknowledge the crown you jackasses.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

make that "crowd"

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You never know – the Queen of England may be there.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they should play wearing crowns

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should be taking their cues from the all-time team…each one is doffing properly.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was timmy in the lineup?

report is that he was in the hospital with flu like symptoms

but he was at the hr derby yesterday

something tells me he went out partying last nite

by bacci40 on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He wasn’t.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Juan Marichal!

\o/

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this the most noise NY can make?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dennis Eckersley looks the same as he did 20 years ago.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(BALCO joke)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The starting pitcher runs to the mound clifflee.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WILLIE MAC IN THE HIZOUSE

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

insert tears here

the guy looks very fragile

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

glad I wasn’t the only one

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIG WILLIE STYLE

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Willie….

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

I loved watching McCovey play at Candlestick when I was a little kid (yes, I’m old dammit).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too dammit on both counts

by timmeh on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay!

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by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gaylord Perry needs a new tailor…

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to say, this whole thing is awfully cool.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to agree. Usually I skip this crap, but this is damned awesome. I’m trying to explain to my kid why.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.. it sucks me in every time.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG DEREK JETER!

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG DEREK JETER

♄

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

me too

tryin to make sure my boo’s are heard in NYC for all the Evils

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG DEREK JETER

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSS

WILLIE MAYS

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope everybody read that great Where Are They Now? article in SI this week. He’s pretty spiffy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants reps > all

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WILLIE! MVP!

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True Giants

I get it its word play

Also WOOOOOO WILLIE MAYS

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that Willie is the only guy they put in CF.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

willie is probably better than all of them still

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tony Gwynn

Still large.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave Winfield

Classy move with the caps.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOO!!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOO TOMMY!!!

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How’s your son Tommy?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did they announce the catchers?

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering the same thing.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

i dont think so well they are doing it now but weird they went to managers frist

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck was that dig at Bonds?

“the crowd knows who the true home run champion is”

Fucking douchebag

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agree'd

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smarmy, pretentious douche bag.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, this order is all weird. But still, awesome to see Yoggi.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dam

you would think they would of brought up Tim Lincecums name at least but they just ignored him wow!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On that note

I was talking to a guy at work yesterday, a supposed baseball fan from Philadelphia, and he said “hey who is that kid you guys had pitching for you the other day against the cubs, he was pretty good”

ITS TIM FUCKING LINCECUM YOU DIPSHIT. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They will ALL pay the ultimate price for this omission.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"We'll take a break on Fox."

In other words, time for the Canadian national anthem.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Musial?

Where was Stan Musial? Is he ill?

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he had flu-like symptoms

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, thanks.

(My father’s autographed photo of Musial is behind me right now.)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hangover?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

partied with Timmeh last night

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol did the Giants have more reps from the Hall of Fame than the home team?

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

they did that was great!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lessee… we had Cepeda, McCovey, Mays, and Marichal to Berra, Ford, Reggie… am I forgetting any?

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perry.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, thanks!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They find the one singer that could watch all these hall of famers play.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can’t help it – I love her.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sheryl Crow sucks

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, come on… she’s the best former backup singer to the former drummer of the former backup band of Linda Ronstadt I’ve ever heard.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus she dated Kevin Gilbert, who was pretty awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already prefer last year’s ASG.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sheryl crow

only uses one sheet of toilet paper! how can you clean your shit up with that?!

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL @ Steinbrenner being paraded around like Mays or Williams…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like the stories of his deterioration are not inaccurate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

O CANADA

OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY NATIONS COMMAND

WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE

FROM FAR AND WIDE,
O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE.

GOD KEEP OUR LAND GLORIOUS AND FREE!
O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

It’s a better anthem anyways.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET OUT NOW, COMMIE

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it is ever put to a vote

the US should adopt Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” as the national anthem.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why am I thinking of South Park now?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Not a hymn to war like our national anthem, but a sweet soothing hymn like the national anthem of Canada”.

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sad Timmy is missing all this standing around.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Steinbrenner looked bad. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As much as I will always hate the Yankees, I can feel sad for him.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really bad.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

does steinbrenner really need a credential? how fast you’re forgotten in ny

by mikejlaz on Jul 15, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hey

what happens if that guy from seinfeld goes there than they would be looking silly now wouldn’t they

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In sport, winning is the grand amnesia.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Save some boos for McCarver.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The game hasn’t even started yet, and I’m already tired of Joe Buck’s pompous, bland, “I went to announcer school” voice.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a suit.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only who’s pissed that Reyes isn’t on the team?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

you are

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cristian Guzman? Miguel Tejada?! Are you kidding me?

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how the hell did that happen?

Reyes >>>> both of them and plays in NY. Both him and Wright missed the team. Are there fewer Mets fans than Astros fans? I get the Guzman thing since they have to choose a National. But over Reyes? Sux

by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 15, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

West coast bias.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m just torqued that my fellow fans couldn’t find someone better than Holliday to start in right field.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for real? Holliday’s having a great year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I HATE

joe buck, and no he does not deserve to have his name capitolized right! And no I do not know how to spell that long word!

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AL

capitALized

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

Thank you :)

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Jul 15, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL

capitNLized

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a joke this production has turned into.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jponry had the right idea – watch the game with the sound down. That cuts down some of the crap. Now we just need a filter to get rid of lame graphics.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got the sound down and it's quite pleasant

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant the whole presentation, not just the announcers. I just want to watch a ballgame, y’know, not a glitzy Broadway Spectacular (Better than Cats!)

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any network that canceled Arrested Development is worse than al Qaeda.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are your major pain points?

(Other than POS joe buck?)

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad shows and lame ads. animated shows are the only good product fox puts out

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and it’s not like they make that up, either.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Buck: “I’m gonna be quiet now.”

YAY!

Tim McCarver starts talking.

BOO!

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

First Pitch

Only 47 minutes after broadcast began…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

People behind the backstop flinching at foul balls

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m really surprised Cliff Lee was allowed to bring his personal umpire with him.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All-Star AL perk.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel

Like the “exploding star” graphic animation is coming out of my tv to attack me

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKliff

Oh are we not doing that

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m actually pretty impressed with the National League lineup. Only Fukudome doesn’t deserve to be in there.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yea

compare his stats to Fred Lewis. I’d say Lewis is having the better year but I wouldn’t put him in the AS game either.

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I’m watching the Giants bat here.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim McCarver...

...douchbag.

why is he a professional broadcaster?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What annoys me most about him is that there is no tonic, no soothing counterpart. I tolerate Joe Morgan because of the presence of Jon Miller. Following McCarver with Buck is like rinsing the habanero out of your mouth with some tabasco sauce.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

And it’s like they’re not even talking to each other. Buck will drone on with his play-by-play. Then, McCarver will butt in with some drawnout story that has nothing to do with what’s going what was just said.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beats me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same reason that FPee Santangelo is allowed to be relevant

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK – that Piniella commercial was pretty funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JETERATE

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does

everyone here remember 2002 when the Giant put a whoopin’ on the Cardinals and DB JB was cryin about it? That was awesome television! DB = Douche Bag, JB = joe buck.

I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!

by jbowl on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he thought the Cards were entitled to the WS because of Kile and his dad and got butthurt when it didn’t work out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if he was my son, I’d probably just give in.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember at the end of the series, they awkwardly jammed in a Cardinals tribute / musical montage.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL Utley.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DFA

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hm that was not Chase’s best defensive play.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2008 Jeter = Barely above average. Not All-Star.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Utlol

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

calm down Utley, you’ll be fine

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

post HR Derby malaise sets in.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those were some mean breaking balls, though.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATTN Sheets

Check the batter maybe

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sheets is here to strike guys out.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

suck it A-Rod

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES LETS TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S PERSONAL STORY

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit, A-Rod looks like a douche with the high socks and white cleats.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

does A-Rod ever NOT look like a douche?

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SotLOL.

by cheno on Jul 15, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boston Dirt Dogs is that way ------>

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Call up that ballgirl

Looks like she can play CF!

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But can she play 3rd?

Okay I’ll shut up.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lulz

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m stoked that they showed that commercial – looks better on the big screen than it did on youtube.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They almost missed the first pitch.

IN AN ALL STAR GAME

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Buck

Cardinals Homer-tastic!

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LARRY!

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it Ken Rosenthal

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He talked over the first hit of the game

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they picked really smart commentators

thats how

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Wilson Prediction Post

1 inning, 2 runs, 3 hits, 2K

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i was thinkin the same

except 2 hits, 1 walk

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These guys are morons

Talking way too much – just fucking announce the game.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol honestly, these pitchers could bounce a pitch 10 feet in front of the plate, and the hitters would swing

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey,

You don’t walk your way out of the All-Star game!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can’t even escape from Joe Buck during the commercial break.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs


Cliff Lee is making it look pretty easy right now

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s making it look “cliffly”.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can Jordan play CF?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

joe buck just admitted

hes an idiot

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he is trying to seem humble

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just turned on the game.

I already hate Joe Buck.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he makes it easy

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

... am I the only one who thinks the unshaven Sheets looks like this douche?

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its a wisconsin thing

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, you are.

It’s Geoff Jenkins that looks like Fav-ruh.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all douchebags look alike to me.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking A

Interviewing Cliff Lee is more important that Milton Bradley’s at bat?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and they wonder why

no one takes the game seriously

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BUT THIS ONE COUNTS!!!!!1111!!!1!7

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s not a Yankee or Red Sox….

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol at Fox

Showing Sheets mouthing the F-bomb after that walk

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie would’ve got him…

Just sayin…

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His parents really didn’t think that name through too well, did they?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

high change up.. youd think thatd be a home run pitch

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BURGER KING HOT ZONE

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burger King! Where true All-Stars eat!

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a great restaurant.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*chuckles*

It sure is!

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know you get free refills?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In that case, every single restaurant in the South is a great restaurant.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unlike Zito

who eats at Denny’s

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who serves better Grand Slams?

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Denny’s, they are a lot cheaper

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s hitting .500 when its right down the pipe. shocking.

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to MLB.com only to be greeted by a large photo of Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. It’s like discovering tubgirl.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tubgirl has many more redeeming qualities.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

how long are their contracts with Fox? youd think theyd be gone by now since i dont know anybody who likes them

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, that's not a very nice thing to say

about tubgirl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Buck probably enjoys watching tubgirl more than he enjoys watching baseball.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Mauer ...

... currently dating Miss USA

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they should show her on tv

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lucky bastard

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Note to self, be athletic.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Add “make millions of dollars” while you’re at it.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Latter

Being far more important.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

The first step might be hard…

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTG BEN SHEETS

You should play for the Giants!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Every time I see Sheets these days, I think of Moneyball, and how i made the A’s out as geniuses for being the only team who thought Barry Zito was better than Sheets.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what does give the NL a chance is we are basically playing a Red Sox/Yankees team

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

until the later innings when the real AL all star team plays

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But that’s pretty much balanced by the fact that two of the three best NL pitchers are unavailable.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So who’s going to screw it up for the NL this year?

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zambrano

i think its obvious

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clint Hurdle.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wilson

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat me to it.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, since Lincecum isn’t around to continue the fine tradition of Giants pitchers getting hammered in the All-Star Game, I guess that leaves Wilson.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy

For not pitching a perfect game

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tony Gwynn's Gravitational Pull.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Nomar

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

?

?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was in a commercial

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yogi’s like, “Holy Christ, these two are tools.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Yogi call Joe Jeff? That’s awesome.

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HES AN ADORABLE OLD MAN

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But really isn’t contributing to the broadcast right now. :(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Yogi!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

id rather listen to him

than buck

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yogi’s looking a bit like Skeletor these days.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Skeletor, Sarah Jessica Parker just got a mention.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know – WTF???

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Saunders now, huh? could be more hittable than Lee

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is

anybody understanding yogi right now i cant figure it out lol

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AFLAC

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP IT'S IN JAPANESE

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOAH

It’s like its the future!

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should I be embarrased

that I have no idea who Joe Saunders is?

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know he was left handed...

and he’s on my fantasy team

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suddenly, Buck is “honored” and talking about “great tradition.” Dipshit.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not just you

Nobody in LA has heard of him either, because he plays in Anaheim.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anaheim

Where’s that?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norway?

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

here is SoCal

we refer to it as Anal Slime. There are many fun names for the beach communities as well if you care to hear them.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yogi kissed Satan on the cheek

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is there a game going on?

Who could tell with all the non-game stuff being shown on the screen?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

its all on tape delay. and the talking is live

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one counts

but not enough to televise it.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sloooooooow mooooooooootion Yooooooooogi aaaaaand Geoooooooooorge

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

replying to giantfan5’s Saunders comment of course

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

True story:

Don Larsen yelled at me for running a stop sign in front of his house. Awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't even know who is at fucking Bat

because of these fuckwits

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what bat? is there some sort of game going on?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All they can fucking talk about

Is Yankee goddamn stadium. I’m seriously about to turn this shit off.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Have you ever not had any fun?"

Wait what?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Utley isn't having the best game so far

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell happened this inning?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And that wasn’t even good distraction

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buck

Shoving Yogi out the booth…

by giantfan5 on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Commercial already? Did they even show the AB?

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i doubt it

they never talked about it happening

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was on base

or at least someone was

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by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They can stop for a commercial on a dime though.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

From the chat on MLB GameCast

Richo (Mass): no linncecum??? flu correct?

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you tell it, Richo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

correct!!! linncecum fli

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m surprised anyone in Mass even knows his name, since he doesn’t play for the Sawks or Bombas.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so, Fox, right..

..if they can’t pick competent politicians, could they at least pick competent announcers?

by wcw on Jul 15, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know

Criticizing Buck & McCarver is like shooting fish in a barrel, but seriously, why are they still employed? I’ve never spoken to ANYONE who doesn’t hate them. Hardcore fans, casual fans – every single person who knows what the word “baseball” means hate those doofuses. And yet not only do they have jobs, they have the highest-profile jobs you can get as a baseball announcer. What!? The!? Fuck!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More GameCast chat

barry bonds (san fran): I should be out there

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FTW

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he is a BAD MAN who is HIGH ON DRUGS.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol Playoff Commercials

I can’t believe noone thought of using “Wake Me Up When September Ends”

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Automatic Stolen Base

I’m actually pining for Bengie.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If he wanted to

he could be a homerun hitter!

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL JETER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JETER SUCKS

A-Rod.

Sorry jponry

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take that Yankees

your captain can GIDP just like a Giant

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sabean drafted him

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't even know who they are interviewing

But the motherfucker needs to shut the hell up

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s all part of the Captain’s gameplan.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Calm eyes.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DRUGZ! BOOZE!! TATTOOS!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crack is whack

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Smoking crack, taking pills, drinking booze!

SHOWED UP AT GRANDMOTHERS DOOR LOOKING FOR FOOD AND SHELTER

PERSONAL DEMONS

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE WAS HIS GOD THEN?

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job Fox, let’s piss all over the guy’s immense struggle to get his shit together.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tattoos = trying to kill yourself

Apparently, according to Buck

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buck and McCarver are on autopilot

I honestly expect the needle to skip and they’ll start talking about how Dontrelle used to play “strikeout” with his mother…

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The All Star Game should not be viewed by those with epilepsy or a history of seizures

Consult your doctor before watching the All Star Game

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Surely, there must be a AL shortstop having a better season than Jeter!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But would he have the intangibles Jeter brings to the game? I think not!

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

90%

of them are but hes so fucking popular that he would be playing with only one leg.

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No other teams fill the shortstop position, sorry.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AL SSs are averaging an 83 OPS+ this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s not even the best SS on his own team.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or a 2b better than pedrioia, or a 1b better than youk

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually, Youk has been the best 1B in the AL this year.

Kinsler should be starting at second though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Youkalis is at least having a good year. Jeter’s been pretty thoroughly mediocre.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Youk’s been continuing his hustle from last year

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roy LOLliday

You cant get a CG now!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

burn

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Roy Halladay

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too. Always have.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me also

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too, though Toronto fans get crazy on the subject of Halladay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

like, if you suggest that he’s not far and away the best pitcher in baseball, they start frothing at the mouth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well jeez then they’d want to burn Tim Lincecum at the stake if they got him in the offseason, because the gospel says that Tim is far and away the best pitcher in baseball.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can has Halladay?

by xanthan on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey we are actually getting pitch by pitch calls now.

I feel like I am actually listening to a baseball game.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know who those guys are...

But shouldn’t Joe Buck?

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

he can’t be bothered with watching baseball.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, none of the them are on The Bachelorette .

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Halladay 7 CGs > SF Giants 0 CGs

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also,

The rest of ML Teams CG’s

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

puLOLs

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I <3 Ichiro

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

watch out

hes got a gun

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro >>>>>

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a damn good throw

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great throw

But the replay shows he was safe.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Poo holes. Ichiro ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

except he was safe

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t let the facts get in the way of ag ood time.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For some reason, this made me laugh loudly.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad someone got the ref

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fo sho

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay I've gotta go work for like

10 minutes, bbl!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i like these commercials

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot Human-lizard Fucking. Whoo?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i like the hot human part

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whistle tips go wooot-woooo!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They just for decoration.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you post to be up cookin breakfast, so they like an alarm clock. WOO WOOOOO.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except the Verizon commericals are getting on my nerves

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um ...

was that Jack Bauer doing the voiceover for the Bank of America commercial?

by Persiflage on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, the commercial didn’t have any torture scenes, so probably not.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no, that Bank of America commercial just showed an MLB fan getting a tattoo!

She must be high on drugs and trying to kill herself! SOMEONE ALERT JOE BUCK!!!!!!

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked the A's, Pad's and Giants part of the BofA Commercial

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I couldn’t agree more.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could even think of saying that!

We are no longer acquaintances.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

your lying

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

strike on a foul tip that would of been great

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Manny

Whack Carlos in the head

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone should charge the mound

an all star brawl would be great

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by j14 on Jul 15, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

milton is up just have someone say get a bettr life

So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!

by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bradley is the guy to make it happen.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HanLOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

han ram

should be a CF

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez

FAIL

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Error

It’s funny that the two worst defensive shortstops in my lifetime are the respective starters today.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Ramirez can hit.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes ok

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell Jeter the only one to pirouette is Barry Bonds

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW, I think all the metrics point to Hanley being greatly improved defensively this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did read something about him having passed Jeter.

(Not mocking you… just that last year it was “at least he’s better than Hanley!”)

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Dial should be posting his NL Offense+Defense numbers in the next week or so, so we’ll see what it looks like then! (Jeter’s actually been about average on D this year.)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool, good idea. :)

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MiLOLton

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to start keeping track of how many times Buck babbles

Since the 4th: 3

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

euginio velez

made the all star team?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MiLOLton

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, he was mega-safe.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As opposed to hyper-safe?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say ludicrous-safe

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

looked like he was safe there

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And now hot human-seal action

The fuck is with all these bestiality-themed ASG commercials!?

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

“For 13 dollas I’ll BE a macadamian nut!”

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love those Miller High Life ads. The big black dude is just funny.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the best one, IMO

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he reminds me of Big Perm from Friday…if he got his GED and got a J.O.B. at Miller.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ervin Santana’s cap in his GameCast photo looks three times as big as his head.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you're an artist...

any idea what his arm tattoo is supposed to be?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw no Halladay vs. Holliday?

=(

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would’ve ripped a hole in the time-space continuum. Though not as badly as Scott Servais-Scott Service.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be so nice

Green day or Madonna?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lawl he put his weiner in Madonna

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talk about Skeletor

ew

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And only 15 years after she last did anything interesting.

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Duck-sher sighting

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He plays for those Oakland Moneybeanes, right?

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Joe Buck. He’s the genius

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bye

bye baby

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLliday'D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a shot

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holliday missed home plate

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hebrew Hammer

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so that's what

opposite field power looks like

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Cain have the best oppo power on our team?

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t know. Cain usually lines it to right

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

I mean left

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That being said, I ask you again...

Even though we’ve never SEEN it,

Does Cain have the best oppo power on our team?

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winner.

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

such a dumb stat

i bet 80% of home runs hit are “1st all star home run for ‘so and so’ “

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like the Doc has been paid a visit by Jonathan Sanchez…

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More GameCast chat gems

Seth (Chicago): ALL-Star MVP has to be CLiff Lee right now.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not Holliday of course

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Always good to decide these things halfway through the game…

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

when Fukudome strikes out, he looks real bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think Fred Lewis ever really looks bad when he strikes out. But Fukudome flails and spins around and it looks hilarious.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got it

So it’s like a Jim Edmonds catch then.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Notice to AL pitchers

Never, ever, ever throw a pitch less than four inches off the plate. It’s totally unnecessary.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This feels like a Giants game. With the AL being the Giants.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, the Giants are the NL. ‘Cause you know they’ll blow it.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson will make sure

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, and there’s no legitimate way that Wilson can pitch for the AL today.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIth the help of Brian Wilson, no doubt.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another Wilson reply

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wilson= the new 109

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey we won the 1990 all-star game!

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray for the past!

It’s always better than the present!

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless “we” is the American League, no. Jeff Brantley, then a Giant, blew that one.

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You gotta love Jeff Brantley’s overall contribution to society.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was an A’s fan in ‘90.

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haren at 94

This gun is a bit fast, no?

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pinch Runner

Crap, it’s one of the good AL players.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Russell Martin

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You misspelled RussLOL

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nyeh Your reply hadn't shown up yet. =(

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Russell Martin = FAIL

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Martin.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Selig

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RussLOL

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodger.

Though it’s a bit annoying that Haren walked the guy on a 2-2 count.

Oh, wait, I was following the reality umpire again.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jeter gets 3 ab's..

do they want to lose?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Their feeling sorry for the NL

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY'RE

they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just realized

mccarver and buck are actually talkin about baseball.. interesting approach

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are giving him the chance to save Yankee Stadium.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait

How can the NL and the AL have a different number of tie games?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also If you know the record of one league...

Don’t you know the record of the other?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily...

There was that one game against the Springfield Isotopes.

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

that was such a strike even the crowd knew it

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GA Hill

Thought I spotted that giant head of his.

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Calm eyes.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter is like SoOOOO clutch

by superk1ng on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Commercial gives me the chance to ask

...if you’ve got any more of those awesome TV sites. I got through six episodes of Conchords but the links have since stopped working. (I suspect HBO got to the host site.)

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLek JetLOL

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wonder if NY

will start chanting “OVER RATED DA DA DADADA OVER RATED!!!”

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang

Now they’ll have to tear down Yankee Stadium.

by robbgin on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck this commercial with a Dodger in it. I have the sound down so I don’t know what’s actually going on but fuck it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so can every announcer agree with all the players who voted derek jeter the most overrated player in baseball?

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet Fox wishes all teams wore green jerseys so they could greenscreen in commercials for their shows whenever they felt like it.

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you

got your self an idea there

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morneau in 2008= Al Gore in 2000

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean, Hamilton = Gore, hit the most dingers/got the most votes but didn’t win due to a technicality? ;)

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boring Morneau actually won, but will be remembered as the loser to a reformed drug addict from the south.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snap!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That works too!

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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see the Texas Rangers connection

Fuckin’ conspiracy man

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, Hamilton has a secretary named Morneau

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fringe

is a wannabe X-Files. I saw a sneak peak of the pilot.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Crasnick shows up on the chat

JERRY CRASNICK: Jonathan, That would be a cool scenario. However, you’re no longer allowed to use the word juiced’’ in relation to anything having to do with baseball. Just say bases loaded’’ from now on.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Duchscherer?

Don’t you mean Duckscherer?

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

to all those who were worrying there wouldnt be enough sox on the field (they took out manny/pedrioa), veritek and jd drew make it all better

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by Azmanz on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHEW

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did they really put Varitek in before Navarro?

Fail.

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Varitek has the secret to catching no-hitters!!!

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better offensive season than Vizquel = All-Star material!

by jcb9 on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol overrated-sherer

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FLU LIKE SYPMTOMS

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In my fantasy world he was going shot for shot with Musial.

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dam

it took them to the 6th inning to bring up lincecum wow

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

only took 2 hours to mention Tim!

by kingofthacove on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Buck

Quote Unquote Flu-like Symptoms?

Maybe get some clarification there

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by Revolution1 on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My friend here says that according to his HS coach, that is sometimes a euphemism for an STD.

by rotorueter on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ballgame

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Astro doesn't fail

film at eleven

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by antinous on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH GO NL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Play up Pompey, Pompey play up.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wondering but too lazy to google...

Are the dimensions of the new Yankee stadium the same as the old?

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

any differences are very slight

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by jponry on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I hear

Identical.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kthxbye

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly the same.

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by Natto on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s going to be a new Yankee Stadium?

by Merope on Jul 15, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

jeter out al is gonna win now

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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT