Open All-Star Game Thread
I love the All-Star Game, but without Lincecum in the game, I think I'll just play Civilization all night...
Ah, who am I kidding? I still like watching the players I don't get to see that often. Hanley Ramirez, for one, and Joe Mauer for another. I'll watch, and I'll enjoy it.
But those bastard Germans want me to give up the secret of Printing Press for four turns of peace! I can't just ignore their bleating for an entire day. I have an image to uphold, and pikemen to build.
But I also like that the AL starter's name sounds like an adverb.
"Cliffly, he walked through the camel tent with his shoes off..."
And Brian Wilson is fun to watch, even if we all know that Giants pitchers give up grand slams to Fred Lynn and 550-ft. homers to Bo Jackson, or they bean Edgar Martinez in the noggin. I'll predict that Wilson allows at least two baserunners, but he ultimately holds the lead.
Verdict: I'm a watching, and I'll enjoy it.
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I’ll watch it when I get home, though I’ll turn the sound off.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I like Civilzation but I get bored during the early phases.
I like ripping through the opponents with tanks and Navy Seals. Go America WOOOO!
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Maybe so
If the wife remembers to Tivo it, i’ll watch it later tonight.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Off work at 5. Vet appt at 6. No Timmy. Have some laundry to do.
Not watching. I think I might play WoW instead. Haven’t done that in a while.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 15, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
What the?!?
What happened to the “I like popsicles” option in the poll?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
I'm this close to making a musical titled
“Fucking Yankees”
It’s like Damn Yankees, except the main character is a Giants fan, the Devil is Tommy Lasorda, and Lola is Alyssa Milano
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
This show.
It is bullshit. Just play the game.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
Pre-game distraction
More evidence that Ichiro is TEH AWESOME
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
I’m going to say it now, to get it out of the way.
Go fuck yourself, Joe Buck.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
If the NL loses
I know who to blame
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This will start their downfall
for the rest of the season.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR CUBZ PLEEZ
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I am all about the Civ
Cossacks are so ridiculously overpowered. It really makes me feel like I’m being unfair when I’m the Russians and I rush to Military Tradition.
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Seriously now – how many of you go to the hospital when you have the flu or “flu-like symptoms”?
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If I was a professional athlete I might
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh. “I’m nauseous – to the hospital, stat!”
Sounds suspiciously like a hangover.
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lol
Timmy going all Baron Davis on us?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch it go into the 14th inning
And Timmy has to dramatically storm into Yankee Stadium and strike out 9 in a row.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
I really hate how this game determines home field advantage for the WS. That’s stoopid.
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this
needs to change ASAP. Not sure Selig thought this through when he introduced the All”tie game” to us a few years ago.
His head would have exploded if he had to figure out a way to split home field advantage in the World Series. Mine too for that matter.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Alternate years worked out pretty well for a while there. I think the “make the game mean something” was a poor reaction to his own asinine call to allow a tie in an All Star game.
Not a Selig fan here.
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IMO the worst thing Selig did was that damned contract with FOX and the no saturday day games… unless you are the RedSux or the Wankees!
The FOX/Saturday game thing has me plenty steamed. Way to ruin a good lazy Saturday afternoon, Bud.
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I was honestly expecting
pronouncing Duchscherer as Duke-sher-er, but seriously what?
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
He gets paid to do this.
HE. GETS. PAID.
LIKE, A LOT.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
The Duckshur of death?
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I will be listening on 1050
Because I am at work pounding out some over time.
So it’s kinda like I am getting paid to listen.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
I am also at work right now
I will be home at around 6:15.
I expect this means I will miss the entire pregame ceremonies and almost half of the top of the first.
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AL = douchetastic
Hardly any of those clowns removed their caps when announced…acknowledge the crown you jackasses.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
was timmy in the lineup?
report is that he was in the hospital with flu like symptoms
but he was at the hr derby yesterday
something tells me he went out partying last nite
Dennis Eckersley looks the same as he did 20 years ago.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
insert tears here
the guy looks very fragile
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+1
I loved watching McCovey play at Candlestick when I was a little kid (yes, I’m old dammit).
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I have to agree. Usually I skip this crap, but this is damned awesome. I’m trying to explain to my kid why.
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I hope everybody read that great Where Are They Now? article in SI this week. He’s pretty spiffy.
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True Giants
I get it its word play
Also WOOOOOO WILLIE MAYS
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
ha
willie is probably better than all of them still
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
no
i dont think so well they are doing it now but weird they went to managers frist
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What the fuck was that dig at Bonds?
“the crowd knows who the true home run champion is”
Fucking douchebag
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
dam
you would think they would of brought up Tim Lincecums name at least but they just ignored him wow!
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, he doesn't play for the Yankee
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
On that note
I was talking to a guy at work yesterday, a supposed baseball fan from Philadelphia, and he said “hey who is that kid you guys had pitching for you the other day against the cubs, he was pretty good”
ITS TIM FUCKING LINCECUM YOU DIPSHIT. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They will ALL pay the ultimate price for this omission.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
"We'll take a break on Fox."
In other words, time for the Canadian national anthem.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Musial?
Where was Stan Musial? Is he ill?
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Ah, thanks.
(My father’s autographed photo of Musial is behind me right now.)
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yeah
they did that was great!
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lessee… we had Cepeda, McCovey, Mays, and Marichal to Berra, Ford, Reggie… am I forgetting any?
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Right, thanks!
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Oh, come on… she’s the best former backup singer to the former drummer of the former backup band of Linda Ronstadt I’ve ever heard.
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sheryl crow
only uses one sheet of toilet paper! how can you clean your shit up with that?!
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
O CANADA
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL THY NATIONS COMMAND
WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THEE RISE
THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE
FROM FAR AND WIDE,
O CANADA, WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE.
GOD KEEP OUR LAND GLORIOUS AND FREE!
O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
If it is ever put to a vote
the US should adopt Metallica’s “Master of Puppets” as the national anthem.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
hey
what happens if that guy from seinfeld goes there than they would be looking silly now wouldn’t they
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The game hasn’t even started yet, and I’m already tired of Joe Buck’s pompous, bland, “I went to announcer school” voice.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only who’s pissed that Reyes isn’t on the team?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
yes
you are
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Cristian Guzman? Miguel Tejada?! Are you kidding me?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
how the hell did that happen?
Reyes >>>> both of them and plays in NY. Both him and Wright missed the team. Are there fewer Mets fans than Astros fans? I get the Guzman thing since they have to choose a National. But over Reyes? Sux
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jul 15, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just torqued that my fellow fans couldn’t find someone better than Holliday to start in right field.
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I HATE
joe buck, and no he does not deserve to have his name capitolized right! And no I do not know how to spell that long word!
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
What a joke this production has turned into.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
jponry had the right idea – watch the game with the sound down. That cuts down some of the crap. Now we just need a filter to get rid of lame graphics.
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I've got the sound down and it's quite pleasant
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
What are your major pain points?
(Other than POS joe buck?)
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
lol
People behind the backstop flinching at foul balls
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
I’m really surprised Cliff Lee was allowed to bring his personal umpire with him.
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I’m actually pretty impressed with the National League lineup. Only Fukudome doesn’t deserve to be in there.
I feel like I’m watching the Giants bat here.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
Tim McCarver...
...douchbag.
why is he a professional broadcaster?
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
What annoys me most about him is that there is no tonic, no soothing counterpart. I tolerate Joe Morgan because of the presence of Jon Miller. Following McCarver with Buck is like rinsing the habanero out of your mouth with some tabasco sauce.
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This
And it’s like they’re not even talking to each other. Buck will drone on with his play-by-play. Then, McCarver will butt in with some drawnout story that has nothing to do with what’s going what was just said.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
same reason that FPee Santangelo is allowed to be relevant
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JETERATE
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Does
everyone here remember 2002 when the Giant put a whoopin’ on the Cardinals and DB JB was cryin about it? That was awesome television! DB = Douche Bag, JB = joe buck.
I'm young but i didn't fall off the truck yesterday!
he thought the Cards were entitled to the WS because of Kile and his dad and got butthurt when it didn’t work out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I remember at the end of the series, they awkwardly jammed in a Cardinals tribute / musical montage.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sheets is here to strike guys out.
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holy shit, A-Rod looks like a douche with the high socks and white cleats.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I’m stoked that they showed that commercial – looks better on the big screen than it did on youtube.
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They almost missed the first pitch.
IN AN ALL STAR GAME
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
LARRY!
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What does specialty pitching have to do with league balance?!
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they picked really smart commentators
thats how
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Brian Wilson Prediction Post
1 inning, 2 runs, 3 hits, 2K
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
These guys are morons
Talking way too much – just fucking announce the game.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
lol honestly, these pitchers could bounce a pitch 10 feet in front of the plate, and the hitters would swing
Hey,
You don’t walk your way out of the All-Star game!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
We can’t even escape from Joe Buck during the commercial break.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, I remember what that is like.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, you are.
It’s Geoff Jenkins that looks like Fav-ruh.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Fucking A
Interviewing Cliff Lee is more important that Milton Bradley’s at bat?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Oh by the way, Bradley takes ball 4...
dipshits
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Milton is MAD

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
and they wonder why
no one takes the game seriously
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Seriously pissing me off
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lol at Fox
Showing Sheets mouthing the F-bomb after that walk
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
And HOW THE FUCK do you let Milton Bradley steal on you? come on!
lol
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
You know you get free refills?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Who serves better Grand Slams?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to MLB.com only to be greeted by a large photo of Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. It’s like discovering tubgirl.
hey, that's not a very nice thing to say
about tubgirl
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
damn
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Add “make millions of dollars” while you’re at it.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The Latter
Being far more important.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WTG BEN SHEETS
You should play for the Giants!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
But that’s pretty much balanced by the fact that two of the three best NL pitchers are unavailable.
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Timmy
For not pitching a perfect game
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
is
anybody understanding yogi right now i cant figure it out lol
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
AFLAC
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It's not just you
Nobody in LA has heard of him either, because he plays in Anaheim.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Anaheim
Where’s that?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
here is SoCal
we refer to it as Anal Slime. There are many fun names for the beach communities as well if you care to hear them.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Is there a game going on?
Who could tell with all the non-game stuff being shown on the screen?
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no
its all on tape delay. and the talking is live
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
This one counts
but not enough to televise it.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
True story:
Don Larsen yelled at me for running a stop sign in front of his house. Awesome.
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I don't even know who is at fucking Bat
because of these fuckwits
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
All they can fucking talk about
Is Yankee goddamn stadium. I’m seriously about to turn this shit off.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Utley isn't having the best game so far
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I think hanley ramirez might have gotten a hit
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i doubt it
they never talked about it happening
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I’m surprised anyone in Mass even knows his name, since he doesn’t play for the Sawks or Bombas.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
All my friends in Mass wish they had Cain and Lincecum on the Sawks
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum for Julio Lugo!
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They were willing to give Manny and Masterson for both of them
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
so, Fox, right..
..if they can’t pick competent politicians, could they at least pick competent announcers?
You know
Criticizing Buck & McCarver is like shooting fish in a barrel, but seriously, why are they still employed? I’ve never spoken to ANYONE who doesn’t hate them. Hardcore fans, casual fans – every single person who knows what the word “baseball” means hate those doofuses. And yet not only do they have jobs, they have the highest-profile jobs you can get as a baseball announcer. What!? The!? Fuck!?
This
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see another in the park HR from Ichiro
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Too bad you won't get to see it if it happens
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Playoff Commercials
I can’t believe noone thought of using “Wake Me Up When September Ends”
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Automatic Stolen Base
I’m actually pining for Bengie.
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Jeter shoutout to Jose Castillo!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabean drafted him
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even know who they are interviewing
But the motherfucker needs to shut the hell up
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Smoking crack, taking pills, drinking booze!
SHOWED UP AT GRANDMOTHERS DOOR LOOKING FOR FOOD AND SHELTER
PERSONAL DEMONS
Good job Fox, let’s piss all over the guy’s immense struggle to get his shit together.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

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Buck and McCarver are on autopilot
I honestly expect the needle to skip and they’ll start talking about how Dontrelle used to play “strikeout” with his mother…
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The All Star Game should not be viewed by those with epilepsy or a history of seizures
Consult your doctor before watching the All Star Game
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
90%
of them are but hes so fucking popular that he would be playing with only one leg.
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
No other teams fill the shortstop position, sorry.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
or a 2b better than pedrioia, or a 1b better than youk
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actually, Youk has been the best 1B in the AL this year.
Kinsler should be starting at second though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Ya.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Youk’s been continuing his hustle from last year
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Roy LOLliday
You cant get a CG now!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
burn
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. Always have.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
me too, though Toronto fans get crazy on the subject of Halladay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
like, if you suggest that he’s not far and away the best pitcher in baseball, they start frothing at the mouth.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Well jeez then they’d want to burn Tim Lincecum at the stake if they got him in the offseason, because the gospel says that Tim is far and away the best pitcher in baseball.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey we are actually getting pitch by pitch calls now.
I feel like I am actually listening to a baseball game.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
I don't know who those guys are...
But shouldn’t Joe Buck?
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Also,
The rest of ML Teams CG’s
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro >>>>>
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Great throw
But the replay shows he was safe.
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STFD Poo holes. Ichiro ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t let the facts get in the way of ag ood time.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He invests in Wu-Tang Financial
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad someone got the ref
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
fo sho
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
okay I've gotta go work for like
10 minutes, bbl!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Oh no, that Bank of America commercial just showed an MLB fan getting a tattoo!
She must be high on drugs and trying to kill herself! SOMEONE ALERT JOE BUCK!!!!!!
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the A's, Pad's and Giants part of the BofA Commercial
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
How could even think of saying that!
We are no longer acquaintances.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
your lying
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
strike on a foul tip that would of been great
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
well
milton is up just have someone say get a bettr life
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Error
It’s funny that the two worst defensive shortstops in my lifetime are the respective starters today.
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At least Ramirez can hit.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Tell Jeter the only one to pirouette is Barry Bonds
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
FWIW, I think all the metrics point to Hanley being greatly improved defensively this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I did read something about him having passed Jeter.
(Not mocking you… just that last year it was “at least he’s better than Hanley!”)
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Chris Dial should be posting his NL Offense+Defense numbers in the next week or so, so we’ll see what it looks like then! (Jeter’s actually been about average on D this year.)
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Cool, good idea. :)
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I'm going to start keeping track of how many times Buck babbles
Since the 4th: 3
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Dude, he was mega-safe.
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I say ludicrous-safe
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ha
looked like he was safe there
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
“For 13 dollas I’ll BE a macadamian nut!”
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
I love those Miller High Life ads. The big black dude is just funny.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the best one, IMO
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, you're an artist...
any idea what his arm tattoo is supposed to be?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
It would be so nice
Green day or Madonna?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNOW WHAT A-ROD WOULD PICK!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
lawl he put his weiner in Madonna
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Talk about Skeletor
ew
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask Joe Buck. He’s the genius
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
bye
bye baby
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
so that's what
opposite field power looks like
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Does Cain have the best oppo power on our team?
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t know. Cain usually lines it to right
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL
I mean left
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That being said, I ask you again...
Even though we’ve never SEEN it,
Does Cain have the best oppo power on our team?
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Winner.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
such a dumb stat
i bet 80% of home runs hit are “1st all star home run for ‘so and so’ “
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Looks like the Doc has been paid a visit by Jonathan Sanchez…
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
ha!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Always good to decide these things halfway through the game…
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
when Fukudome strikes out, he looks real bad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I don’t think Fred Lewis ever really looks bad when he strikes out. But Fukudome flails and spins around and it looks hilarious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Got it
So it’s like a Jim Edmonds catch then.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Notice to AL pitchers
Never, ever, ever throw a pitch less than four inches off the plate. It’s totally unnecessary.
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Wilson will make sure
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, and there’s no legitimate way that Wilson can pitch for the AL today.
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Hey we won the 1990 all-star game!
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Hooray for the past!
It’s always better than the present!
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
I was an A’s fan in ‘90.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Haren at 94
This gun is a bit fast, no?
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Brian Wilson 104 FTW!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He could just be putting some extra pepper on it for the big show
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Pinch Runner
Crap, it’s one of the good AL players.
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Dodger.
Though it’s a bit annoying that Haren walked the guy on a 2-2 count.
Oh, wait, I was following the reality umpire again.
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THEY'RE
they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re they’re
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Francona wants to embarrass him
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i just realized
mccarver and buck are actually talkin about baseball.. interesting approach
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They seem to have settled down on the radio side as well.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, Ludwick is an All-star?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
wait
How can the NL and the AL have a different number of tie games?
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
also If you know the record of one league...
Don’t you know the record of the other?
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Not necessarily...
There was that one game against the Springfield Isotopes.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
that was such a strike even the crowd knew it
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
GA Hill
Thought I spotted that giant head of his.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Commercial gives me the chance to ask
...if you’ve got any more of those awesome TV sites. I got through six episodes of Conchords but the links have since stopped working. (I suspect HBO got to the host site.)
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck it, Jeter.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
i wonder if NY
will start chanting “OVER RATED DA DA DADADA OVER RATED!!!”
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fuck this commercial with a Dodger in it. I have the sound down so I don’t know what’s actually going on but fuck it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I bet Fox wishes all teams wore green jerseys so they could greenscreen in commercials for their shows whenever they felt like it.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
you
got your self an idea there
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean, Hamilton = Gore, hit the most dingers/got the most votes but didn’t win due to a technicality? ;)
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Boring Morneau actually won, but will be remembered as the loser to a reformed drug addict from the south.
That works too!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I see the Texas Rangers connection
Fuckin’ conspiracy man
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Fringe
is a wannabe X-Files. I saw a sneak peak of the pilot.
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Jerry Crasnick shows up on the chat
JERRY CRASNICK: Jonathan, That would be a cool scenario. However, you’re no longer allowed to use the word juiced’’ in relation to anything having to do with baseball. Just say bases loaded’’ from now on.
to all those who were worrying there wouldnt be enough sox on the field (they took out manny/pedrioa), veritek and jd drew make it all better
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WHEW
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did they really put Varitek in before Navarro?
Fail.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
But Varitek has the secret to catching no-hitters!!!
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I'd like HanRam on my team
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
i'd buy that for a dollar!
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He is bigtime ripe for regression
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
In my fantasy world he was going shot for shot with Musial.
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dam
it took them to the 6th inning to bring up lincecum wow
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
F you Ducksucker
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
lol Buck
Quote Unquote Flu-like Symptoms?
Maybe get some clarification there
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
ballgame
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
Astro doesn't fail
film at eleven
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Wondering but too lazy to google...
Are the dimensions of the new Yankee stadium the same as the old?
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
So I hear
Identical.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
kthxbye
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
uh oh
jeter out al is gonna win now
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
suck it, AL!!!!!!!!&($#)&)**********$^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Mid-inning replacement? GAG.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
Duckscher sucking it up
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Question
What is the point of the all star uniforms if they don’t wear them during the game
FWIW, they do during BP and the home run derby. I think Bud tried to get the players to wear them during the game a few years back, but thankfully that idea was shot down.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If they were button up jerseys, I might consider buying one once in a while for my collection. But I hate pull-over BP jerseys.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
1. Design all-star uniforms
2. ????
3. Profit!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG JETER LOOKED RIGHT AT ME!!!!!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
To be Honest
I am really looking forward to Wilson.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
C'mon Chipper!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
George Steinbrenner = All Star Game MVP!!!!!
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh Crap now we have Jeter on the radio side.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
That’s what you get, commie.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
(which is clearly more important than Chipper Jones' atbat)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw you, Larry
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
"It's never been easy for the Yankees, but it's especially hard this year."
I know, they have only, what, 14 postseason appearances in a row? How do they FUCKING STAND IT!?
the entitlement of the Yankees/their fans is so irritating
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
It must be so hard to be a Yankees fan. My heart bleeds for every one of the poor dears.
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The sad thing is, post-2000, they really do believe that they’ve got it tough and that they’ve suffered a lot. Shoot me in the face, please.
all 250 million of them.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The NL
Is the Giants. 1st and 3rd with no out – ONE RUN!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Different method, same result
We would have had the run-scored DP.
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Extra Baggs has a post about Brian Wilson’s adventures at the All Star Game.
On his encounter with Mariano Rivera:
He saw legendary Yankees closer Mariano Rivera eating breakfast at the hotel. "I wanted to say hi," Wilson said. "But you don’t interrupt a man’s pancakes."
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Wilson
I really get the feeling this dude is a comedian
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
sage words
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
My next sig
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Quote worthy.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
so will Timmy get fined in kangaroo court...
...for bailing on his wingman at teh ASG?
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
“But you don’t interrupt a man’s pancakes.”
He learned that from Thighler.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
THIS
"I’m trying to figure out whose locker to put the bill in," he said.I looked at him. Uhhh…Barry Zito?
"Yeah," he laughed. "Good call."
Is fucking amazingly classic.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet
The NL just changed the entire infield!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
thank god that was a short ab
or theyd talk about how hamilton should be dead by now
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You spoke too soon
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, did you know they traded Hamilton for Volquez? because Joe Buck just thought he’d mention it … again
Hamilton for who?
Does he play on the Yankees?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a part two thread…
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Why didn’t we trade for ALL-STAR Joe Crede in the off-season again?
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
/sarcasm
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
I wish we had traded Lowry. Sanchez not so much
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Dodger.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
WTF is with the NL catchers unable to throw guys out?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Russell Martin can’t throw for shit.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
ha ha dodger
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martin
should just go back to 3rd base
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
disasteruss
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes, [NL pitcher]
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
why does haren get 2 innings? whens b wil time?
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I wonder what Ray Durham is doing right now.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
Well I thought it was funny.
Since no one responded, I felt bad.
It deserved some recognition.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
those are still the weirdest photoday pictures ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
i
alwways feel sad when i see nathan knowing we could of kept him!
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
he does interviews during games and stuff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
WTF
is Josh Groban?
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
I'm already getting nervous for Wilson's appearance
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously you don't need to remove your caps for God Bless America
I don’t like this trend
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Absolutely no reason to.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I usually do because its followed by Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
I sit during God Bless America and then stand for Take Me Out to the Ballgame.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
1,000 percent agreed
Spooky fascist, especially in San Diego when you rise and salute the military first. People seem to confuse it with the national anthem too, which is ridiculous. A friend says that at Yankee Stadium they chain the sections so you can’t walk to the restrooms or whatever when it’s going.
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
dam
i kinda wanted to him to sing take me out to the ball game
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by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
It's Yankee Stadium!
Where’s the extra-super long version of God Bless America?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Kinda looks like Spenny from Kenny vs. Spenny
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
fucking propaganda!
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 15, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Josh Hamilton just went back on drugs being forced to listen to that rendition
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Old guys talking about their prostates
Too much information
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
ladies...
DON’T EVEN HANDLE IT!
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by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
on a separate note I am excited for Batman.
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
July 18
my birthday, Batman and then the return of Giants’ baseball. Should be a good day
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
YES
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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m the 17th, so my day sucks.
No batman, no giants baseball, no crazy crab.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing though...
How come we always play the BREWERS on our goddamn birthday??
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping for something else
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
-1
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I just died laughing.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 15, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
um
he just forgot to talk about tim again what the hell joe buck! you hate him or something
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
damnit
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
there
goes the nl win
So I don't have a signature well these words would do! Who knew that upgrades can have downgrades too!
by 24k state fan since 87 on Jul 15, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Whew
At least Wilson didn’t get the blown save!
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Should we blame Dusty Baker now, or what?
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
duh
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
JD Drew getting cheers from the Yankee fans
never thought I’d see the day
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Lincecum clinches the Cy Young from a hospital bed
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Sharksrog just grabbed a plane to New York
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Since the Red Sox were involved
ESPN will declare this the greatest, most dramatic, historic, All Star comeback moment ever.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
sadly you're probably right
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankee Stadium = 2008 All Star Game MVP
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
According to my non-statistical or mathematical calculations there is now a 75% chance of Wilson taking the L
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
As opposed to 99%?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually 78.2% according to my simulator. I wish you good luck in a condescending fashion!
vr, Rotorueter
Can I punch your simulator face?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that based on LV Caesar’s Palace line?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Natto's favorite movie!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Uggla will swing out of his ass
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Is it wrong for me to hope that RIvera gets the loss?
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Absolutely
not
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Not at all
It will just be another great chapter in Yankee Stadium lore.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but I’ve always kind of liked Rivera better than the rest of ‘em. It’s the $39.99 contract, I think.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Guesses on what they’re chanting?
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know...
...but I’m sure it’s something super duper classy.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
over rated (papelbon?) or Uggla...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What if they’re chanting about Uggla?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Catchers can’t throw to second anymore.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
I had to come upstairs to watch it and my dad has the sound up and can I just say
SHUT UP MCCARVER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Your dad is cool with me
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 15, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Go Miggy!
I’ve always wanted to say that.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Doo doo doo, doo doo dodododo, doo doo doo do doo
TEJADA
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
That was an ugly throw
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jul 15, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

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