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Open Gameday Thread, 7/13

San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs, Jul 13, 2008 11:20 AM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Tim Lincecum 10-2 19 18 0 0 0 0 121.2 109 40 36 7 46 126 2.66 1.27


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Ryan Dempster 10-3 19 19 1 0 0 0 118.0 90 48 41 11 47 98 3.13 1.16

Hint: It uses some of the same chords found in Daydream Believer.

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From Buster Olney's blog

“By the way: Troy Renck is reporting in his Sunday notebook that there is some buzz in San Francisco that Omar Vizquel may retire during the All-Star break.”

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 13, 2008 10:17 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!!!

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

sadness

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 13, 2008 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadness is if he waits till the end of the season. It shows great sack to do it in the middle of the season when you know the game has passed you by.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to agree, I’ve enjoyed Omar while he was with the Giants, hopefully when we think back on his time with us, it will be the good times rather than the struggling moments.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

best play by omar in a giants uni

diving play in new york last year to make the game go into extras.

just to see armando blow the game…

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for real

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 13, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite was at Dodger Stadium when he started a double play turned and threw to Pedro at 3rd and caught Cody Ross sleeping at the bag.

It was on ESPN Sunday Night baseball and Jon Miller made the call. It was awesome.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 13, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus his knee is mostly likely not completely healed, which has hindered his play some. that’s what it seems like anyway. nearly every time i see him on TV, the cameraman will zoom up on his knee brace at least once per game

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 13, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bittersweet

Good for the team but I would have liked to have seen him one my time

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

considering The Enchanter is actually outhitting him….

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m both relieved and sad about this at the same time :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same. Omar was the greatest person and player I’ve ever spoken to. I love him for what he did for the Giants and baseball.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully it's not just "buzz"

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 13, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As his "dad" it's my job to tell you to piss off.

Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.

by PacBellBoozer on Jul 13, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F Lewis LF
J Castillo 3B
R Durham 2B
B Molina C
A Rowand CF
J Bowker RF
R Aurilia 1B
O Vizquel SS
T Lincecum P

by superk1ng on Jul 13, 2008 10:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that whole “batting Castillo 2nd” thing is really really pissing me off…..

Adopted Giant: Aaron King

Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat

by baetown415 on Jul 13, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can substitute the 4 or C chord

for the relative minor (Am) in that last part.
also a straight-up 5 chord sounds a little better than the D7.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 13, 2008 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Much as I love the Enchanter

If you look at the pitching stats and consider that Dempster pitches in the Central, the only fair conclusion is that our best isn’t quite a match for their No. 2 (behind Zambrano). It’s these little reminders of how far we are from true contention that depress me.

by NearestNorwich on Jul 13, 2008 10:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

true, but

its much tougher to pitch when you know if you give up one run, it might be too much. I think our pitchers would be pitching differently if we had aramis launching them into the cove.

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think? I’d say Lincecum is quite a bit better than either Dempster or Zambrano.

by Evan on Jul 13, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dempster’s having a good year, but he’s also got a .244 BABIP. Tim’s actually been a bit unlucky on that front this year, with a .321.

I’d take Lincecum over him without even thinking about it. Dempster’s FIP is 3.98 and his xFIP is 4.07.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nooooooo strike ‘em out throw ‘em out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:12 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol fail!tabbing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, I will have to watch most of this game—on demand. I’ve already put in 8 hours today and have to return this afternoon. So I’m supposed to be napping right now, but I’m going to watch the first inning, then nap. Yeah sure that’s it.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 11:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Dempster moves his hands around too much in his delivery.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d really appreciate a good game from Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Tim, throw strikes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD FONTENOT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nasty

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kerry Wood has to skip the All Star game and they replaced him with Marmol and not like… Hamels?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

its ridiculous that Hamels isnt an all-star. he’s just nasty and having a good year, better than Dempster.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

last year i think the first two giants games i watched were the two games timmy pitched against the phils, against hamels both times. i was like man, timmy’s good, but this hamels is ridiculous. and he is.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB was concerned that there wouldn’t be enough Cubs in the All Star Game.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just heard that hamels is pitching today – just like about every other NL all-star starting pitcher. already, timmy, webb, and dempster aren’t available for the ASG. that might be why they went with marmol instead of hamels.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

well there were still better choices out there than Marmol.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marmol

He turns every opposing batter into Jack Cust: K, BB, or HR.

by WooIsMe on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit that was like an inch away from his head D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that didnt touch him right?? riiighhhtt??

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Both hits came after 0-2 counts and then waste pitches

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the first "waste pitch" almost got Lee to swing for strike three

..it was the second he undersold.

Pitches out of the zone are good, when they elicit swings. A good “waste pitch” elicits a swing.

by wcw on Jul 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They weren’t good pitches, tho. Wasting pitches usually just adds pitches to your pitch counts and balls to the count. Look at how often Maddux has wasted pitches.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not defending the four bad pitches

..but that first ‘waste’ pitch to Lee was close to being useful, so I just see that as a missed assignment. Missing your spots happens to the best, and Lincecum’s game is not Maddux’s and never will be. He’s going to miss spots; the trick will be, missing them less often.

by wcw on Jul 13, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You probably aren’t going to see Maddux bite off much of the strike zone 0-2… he’s not going 2 feet off the plate, but just sayin’.

by Johnny Disaster on Jul 13, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He keeps throwing kind of fat pitches with 2 strikes :\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

right down main street

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate the fucking cubs..

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 13, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

0-2?

Neither hit came on 0 and 2. Both, however, came after 0-2 counts.

by wcw on Jul 13, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There we go

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

one pitch out, nice

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just an FYI

The game is on WGN for anybody for anybody out of town that gets that station.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 11:43 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sweet! thanks man.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEMPSTER HAS A PERFECT GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:44 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s that you say? A perfect game?

by rotorueter on Jul 13, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Jim Edmonds

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD JOHNSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KK

the goatee heads back to the bench

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice quick inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was quick and painless

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VIllalona at bat in the Futures Game

with the bases loaded and 1 out!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i call a salami

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he just missed the first pitch

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hard ass cut

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

three more weeks of at bats

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice swing, Timmy…

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIMMY!!!

LOL DEROSA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Timmy!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just turned on the game, how’s Tim looking so far?

I’m laid out on the couch, hurting your back sucks.

(no jokes Goofus)

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he sucks at hitting too

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should trade him for Dempster.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looks much better than last time. His velocity is back and his curve is biting. He’s also not missing up in the zone.

I noticed one change and it was a called strike 3.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His usually level of suckage.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully he doesnt get tired from running 270 feet

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Tim is pretty than half our hitters.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was that a triple or a single + error?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

triple, straight up

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great strategy by Cubs

Lincecum can’t be used to that much sprinting

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Last time he against the Cubs he ran those bases pretty good, really fast for a pitcher.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s athletic remember?

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wanna see Fred break out of his mini-slump

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Fred, why’d you swing at that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freddie’s mind appears to be on Waikiki Beach

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum

is just making sure he’ll keep his BA above Omar’s :D

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if Dempster was pitching around Fred there

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad-ass shades = intimidation

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there was an open base!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

prolly

not that hard to double up castillo

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think two chicks would double up on a guy like me?

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if they looked like Jose Castillo

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m convinced he is subhuman and from the core of the earth.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Set up the DP for Castillo

they did their scouting

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Castillo lurking? Sure

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hobviously

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lewis is like “Double play this, bitch!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im on ur basepaths stealin ur bases

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flew!

way eliminate the DP possibility

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castillo’s DP foiled again.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

great stolen base.. risky with a runner on 3rd and 1 out, but totally payed off

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castillo sucks ass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But Castillo still finds a way to not score the run,

all we needed was a ground ball!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i believe in ray ray

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How could he miss?

Castillo hits grounders during REM sleep

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a purfeshional atbat is needed here

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray Ray!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAYYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAY-RAY

he put a fork in that one

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i still believe in ray ray

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sabean Sez:

Send Velez back down!

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray = yes.

He really went from one of my most hated Giants to a guy I can like again.

Yay for Ray.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I never truly hated Ray. I just hated how he was hitting.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, me too. Thats a better way to put it.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s such a likable guy!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never really hated ray, I hated more that Kevin Frandsen was rotting on the bench last year

by superk1ng on Jul 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

making dempster throw pitches is big today.

especially since wood is out and marmol threw over 30 yesterday.

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

already 55 in the 3rd

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stay shiny Ray

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, 56 pitches for Dempster already.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

his Matt Cain impression

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone tell Bengie that he doesn’t have to swing at everything.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EILEEN SMITH GETS TO HAVE COFFEE WITH KRUK AND KUIP?

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do I dare watch this game on WGN?

I have very, VERY basic cable, and one of the few cable networks I have is WGN. This is one of the very few times in the year I can actually watch a Giants game.

But then again, it’s WGN.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 13, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anytime you can watch Timmy, do it.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anytime you can watch Dumpster, do it.

by SnowLeopard on Jul 13, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mark grace isn’t that bad. i mean, for a cubbie.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’ Bob Brenly.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it? they sound exactly the same to me.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, it's Tim Lincecum.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know you want to

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, I am supposed to be, but sleep is highly overrated

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sleep is the cousin of death

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram for WGN

“Ears Damage Ahead”

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what else is new

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD FONTENOT

that was a nice changeup

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALK

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey batter, batter ssscchwwwiiiingg

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not another balk

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brenly’s been ragging on Molina all day.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s not the best defensive catcher.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His main point is that Molina makes Timmy wait too long to throw a pitch, and it throws him off.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I know, I’m watching the WGN feed.

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He makes a good point.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Considering Brenly’s knows what he’s talking about with regards to the catching position, I wouldn’t just wave it off.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey Tim, let’s not fall apart now.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice play there timmy.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DERREK LEE IS TRYING TO KILL TIM LINCECUM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ow?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My Futures game summary

None of our guys looked very good

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened with Pucetas?

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1IP 2H (1 was not his fault)

his stuff was less than impressive but got a DP with 2 on and 1 out to end the inning

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drilled again

this ragged inning brought to you in part by Tim’s suddenly tired legs

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look, a twelve year old in the booth!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk and Flem look a little cozy up there.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's apparently a timing mechanism

but man is it annoying.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s apparently to disguise whether or not he’s going into his splitter grip (according to flem).

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t doubt it usually distracts and frustrates batters

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand needs to grind out this AB

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

omg Bowker drew a walk

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Molina asks “WHAT IS WALK?”

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MIKE KRUKOW

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait, no he didn't :(

don’t ask me the trivia answer.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone remember why we didnt' try to get Lee?

I know ppl on the board wanted him, of course.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

did they not try to get him?

HSC was a very highly regarded prospect at the time.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HSC?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hee Seop Choi

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sabes plan

was to give Jose Vizcaino a try at 1B, and see how that would work out …

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way to send the runner

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bowker=gunned

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a horrible decision to send him

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice call flan. not even close.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He had no chance

I could see that before he got to 3rd, why couldn’t Flannery?

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you have to send the runner there… lincecum on deck

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the same Lincecum who had a really good at bat his first time up?

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum is like our 4th best hitter

by xanthan on Jul 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he has no chance (and he didn’t), it’s totally worth it to at minimum turn over the lineup going into the next inning.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Close

that was not

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Omar is getting hits to today to spite me. He’s never going to get to a negative OPS+ this way.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Viz w/ 2 hits

A nice way to say goodbye

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The Matt Cain commercial is A+

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still haven't heard that one.

I mean I’ve heard the Randy one, but not the one with Fred.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not a Winn Win situation

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean

how hard is it to read off of a cue card

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STFD ARAM

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Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome AB followed by terrible AB for Timmy

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

throw the changeup

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a mistake pitch

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOD I HATE JIM EDMONDS AND HIS UGLY SMUG FACE

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate him so much. and he is smug

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ugh. another frigging two strike hit.

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edmonds = this year’s Scott Hairston

you can't block the Bocock

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It would seem.

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reed johnson’s goatee is terrible

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD JOHNSON

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TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bengie bengie..

please mix in more curveballs…

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's wicked stuff...and Bengie's gotta catch it.

He’s tired at the plate, and behind the dish….

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he can't take a day off!

he can never take a day off!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's because Father Time is chasing him

as well as a family of disgruntled hippos

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hungry hungry hippos!

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Castillo sucks

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice inning…

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whats up everyone

Been watching since the game started but just rolled outta bed and grabbed the macbook pro yawn Vamanos gigantes!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

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and that was an ugly AB for the castle

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk and Flem sound surprised that there are lots of giants fans in chicago. Giants offered a package to Chicago, which I almost signed up for, then decided to blow the money on something else.

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STFD FONTENOT

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great inning

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

tim and dempster have beef?

anybody watching the game on TV? they mentioned something on the radio about tim yelling at dempster after he flied out.

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didn’t show or say anything on WGN

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

radio also mentioned dempster “threw a tantrum” after the 3-run innning

by FPTV on Jul 13, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he definitely did that, and then couldnt get the doughnut off his bat after he used the bat to smash a couple coolers

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He sent

the coolers to the dumpster

by SnowLeopard on Jul 13, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they showed that on TV

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gaaah!

i need TV. or they need to show that suff on the gameday highlights.

by FPTV on Jul 13, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The WGN America logo is really creepy.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

who was trying to say our #1 wasnt as good as the cubs #2?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what’s the pitch count at?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

timmy’s at 73

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not bad

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Ray

I’ll miss him when he’s gone.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wont miss

his stone hands at second base

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that's true.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, good execution of the hit and run by bengie.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

another hit-n-run that eliminates a DP

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Is Rowand 0 for 46 or something now?

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday

Single, double, two walks

(first good day at the plate since the losing streak started, though …)

by SnowLeopard on Jul 13, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you. And I even watched yesterday’s game.

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

crap

he was pressing in that AB

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD DERREK

nice curve

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's got 7, actually

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i love nice quick innings like that.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was quite lovely

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good pick by rich

anybody need a utility IF?

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

give him credit for that other one as well...

7 K’s, Lincecum is once again the K leader

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

greeeaaaaaatt inning

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jul 13, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice inning Timmy

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by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKKKKum

Late to the party.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

better late than never

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

80 through 6. not too shabby.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s as if the Giants were hitting!

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well..

one fifth of the hits is Lincecum…

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

roped

clean-shaven aurillia comes through

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit for Dickie

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by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Song Remains The Same FTW!

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 13, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has Ochoa made a single appearance since being called up?

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yesterday

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had a rally-starting double yesterday.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I didn’t get that game on until after it was tied.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, got his first base hit, yesterday in the 9th.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry he got a double

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a bad bunt

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was decent

He was just unlucky

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by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that bunt sucked

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fail bunt

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flew!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FREDDIE!!!!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie was really chugging around the bases, lol.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He FLEW around the bases!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That ball really FLEW off his bat

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Flew” is one of those words that becomes really funny when you say it over and over again

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia FTLOL

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia!

Geez, he’s slow.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Release the Secret Weapon!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castillo Walks make especially happy

not as happy as Bowker walks but close.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker walks

almost make me as happy as Bowker homeruns

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

everytime Bowker doesn't chase the high fastball

an angel gets its wings.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freddy!

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thought that would have done it for Demp. Let’s get another!

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's not

just came out after (intentionall? i wasn’t paying attention) walking castillo.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

a batter too late. Or two batters two late. something

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it wasn't intentional

maybe he was just waiting for castillo to start swinging at bad pitches

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he gone.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Piniella just woke up.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

darn

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god I hate traditions

when they can’t get the words right

lol @ flem

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

Dave Felming during the 7th inning stretch, “If the guy can’t even get the words right, we aren’t playing it… that’s just bad.” and they went to commercial

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry, typo not ignorance

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flem = awesome

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we are so spoiled

with the announcers we have for both Radio and TV..

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When they said “John Williams would conduct”, I thought they were talking about the film composer.

It was just some hack from WGN radio.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they’re trying to kill the bullpen!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

they need to rethink that

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its like his glove

is made out of bricks

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is

Uematsu?

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen catcher.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just realized that Timmy is only in the mid-eighties for pitch count. Nice.

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tim >:(

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How many hitters have Giants pitchers hit during this road trip? Seems like at least one every game.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

109

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit hbp with 2 strikes! Tim?!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s just setting up the double play.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

curveball that didn’t break

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there was an open base

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

made me laugh

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like that??

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD BLANCO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blanco

no chance

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Fuk

udome.

i don’t have fond feeling for this chap

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's really annoying

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Between him and Rowand, I would have preferred him.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, I couldn't hear you, he just fouled off another pitch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe

a corkscrew. gotta love it.

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't it be easier

to just bean him with the first pitch?

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We needed a third one so the two didn’t cancel out.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But enough about the Giants offense…

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No that would be

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anagram of "TIM FINISH HIM"

FIST HIM, IN HIM

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus

there goes the pitch count

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And this is what brings Timmy out of the game.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT THE FUKUDOWNE!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN. FUKUDOME.

YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKKK

awesome, STFD fukudome

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FOUL THAT ONE OFF, MFER.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice

great battle
but

STFD

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

Tyler Walker in the 8th?

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

..

thanks for bringing me from a relative happy mood into a complete depression

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d wait until there are two runner on.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh no you didn't

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are their any options that make me happy right now?

is Taschner really the guy I trust the most in the pen?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can somebody please shoot Fukudome.

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 13, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Snakes go down to Philly

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good

that means Webb didn’t get a W

one more step towards Lincecum for CY YOUNG!!

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Contenders!

are 16 games under .500

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

division goes into the break under .500

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could’ve used a win by Webb today. :/

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

philly cheese snakes

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie could use some rest.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does every team have a sinkerballers on their pitching staff or something? Seems like the Giants always run into them.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

giants dont like them

they don’t throw enough pitches.

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Douchey Facial Hair alert

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I very rarely see any facial hair that isn’t awful these days. We need to bring back old-timey, 19th century facial hair. This 21st century shit is awful.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need some hardcore moustaches

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Cubs are trying to collect one player for each style of douchey facial hair.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D'oh

OF COURSE they finally have a great game when I’ve been out and missed most of the game.

I can’t complain too much, though – we went out to lunch at the Thai Buddhist Temple on Russell St. in South Berkeley – highly recommended to anyone in the East Bay. Tons of great, cheap food and very cool surroundings, every Sunday.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That does sound cool! I went for a long walk with the Mayor and then we had Mexican brunch. Both were great.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Info if you’re interested:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/wat-mongkolratanaram-berkeley#hrid:EkALZ4o8wcXoOCXF7RhgUg/query:Thai%20Buddhist%20Temple

(the hours there are out of date, though – it’s 10-1 now)

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean

Rowand actually had a nice swing?

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bowker taking pitch taking lessons from Lewis

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hat trick for Bowk. :\

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol I didn’t even notice how Fukudome spun around on his strikeout

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell was that image projected over the game there for a second? D:

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hidden bathroom cam?

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what it looked like, wtf!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Tim

1 pitch DP

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play, please.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How the hell did that ball get through?

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 13, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because it was hit right at Durham

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by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The polar bear is lurking.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruk just said that if Lee gets on base, we’ll see Tyler Walker.

No one wants that, Tim.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Has Durham ever dove for a ball AND managed to catch it on the same play? It seems like every time he unleashes one of those pathetic dives, the ball goes right under his glove.

by sunnyd100 on Jul 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's made a few nice plays like that recently that i can recall

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s like the new Candy Maldonado, only at second base.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've got a bad feeling about this

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

softly hit ground ball to third and we can’t get an out.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok

but that was an excellent try by Jose

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, it certainly was, i’m not going to dispute that. it’s just that with Lee up, the groundball is about the best outcome you can get and we got nothing out of it. he just hit it to the right spot is all.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddamnit...

that is probably going to end the damn game for Timmy….

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please get a double play :(

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speed and Defense?

by chilibean_3 on Jul 13, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well..

that was a rather tough play..

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Righetti's pep talk:

“You don’t want us to bring in Walker, do you?”

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Timmy's been on since the 4th

I think he’s only thrown like 10 balls in that time. Mebbe it was the 5th.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get outs, [Giants pitcher].

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

come on Tim :(((

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes!

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How distracting is it for him to see Walker warming….

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

goddamn it Bengie

he’s going to homer on the next pitch, I just know it.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BENGIE >:(

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bengie . . .

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn you Bengie.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

POPUP

damnit Bengie..

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a problem.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, yes, yes

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bet he gets a call from his Mom.

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

THAT WAS AWESOME

LOL Kuip: “Bengie Molina did the right thing, he dropped the pop up and they got the double play.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flemming: “Tim Lincecum got about six outs in that inning!”

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome

nice DP by Castillo. that was close to being much worse.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol Kuip

“Bengie Molina does the smart thing. He dropped the pop up and gets the double play.”

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yum rocket?

by Merope on Jul 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Foot-long yum rocket.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that sounds like something you get at the PussyKat Theatre, not Subway

by Merope on Jul 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

creepy

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not just that…a…shit natto beat me to it

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all right, so

Kilson for the 9th

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

♥Tim Lincecum♥

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIMMY WAS PUMPED

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jinx

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Timmy was PUMPED.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 Fukudome at bat

from Timmy pitching the ninth

by positiveuphemism on Jul 13, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it blasphemy to say TIm has really Douchey hair?

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, banned.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. -1

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he has beatles hair

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim’s too young to drive a truck. Expect to be hit by a trike.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim just looks young, Ochoa looks much younger, although I don’t know his age

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he’s 26 or at least around that.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said yesterday that Ochoa’s gameday pic makes him look like a Latino Kermit the Frog.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know how when Randy Messenger where his hat sideways, he’s a no-account, wall-punching piece of Reno trash, but when Alex hinshaw does it, it’s ok?

This same principle applies to Timmy’s hair

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alex can’t see if the hat is straight ahead.

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecums first half:
134K(league leading)
2.57 era
10-2(in line for 11-2)

by superk1ng on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sure hope

that’s not Omar’s last ab as a big leaguer

by BigO on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SPEED

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

VELEZ IS FAST

I’m still laughing at the fact that they sell his shirt at the dugout store though.

And not Freddie :(

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Velez could do that for every AB, it’d be great.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4 insurance runs please.

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Wilson in a non-save situation? No thanks.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s Excitement Time!

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm picking up good vibrations

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by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Smile

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooouldn’t it be nice if Brian threw a 1-2-3 inning with 3 strikeouts?

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s just not how we do things around here.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIth 2 errors and a balk.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great job by Velez there

its not like he’s a speed guy on first with two outs or anything in a spot where we could use some insurance or anything

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

never take for granted

velez not getting picked off on a throw to first. Remember April and May?

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rally drama queen

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

don’t encourage him

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is perfect.

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't watch...

I think I’ll go clean the catbox or something… it’s better than the stress of watching Brian pitch!

by Merope on Jul 13, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito up in the Pen!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what the hell Zito

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito warming up wtf

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He must have got bored and wandered over there

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by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

Flem actually mentioned he’s throwing in a hurry… Wilson better get it done asap

by SFGAmsterdam on Jul 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Call strikes, [Umpire].

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s Edmonds smugging it up.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate him so.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

here comes the Drama

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jul 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Double play, please.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god, Wilson pisses me off sometimes

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

argg

stupid drama

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

why is zito throwing in the bullpen??

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe Bochy thinks he can get a DP

..me, I’d sit Wilson and bring in Hinshaw to face the lefties.

by wcw on Jul 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

throw strikes

[Giants pitcher]

by wcw on Jul 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you had to decide

Do you leave Wilson in, or do you take your chances with Zito?

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito with runners on base?

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SRSLY?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey...

no one on our team has faced more batter with runners on base. he’s got the experience

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather not experience that experience.

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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All Star my ass

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upping his salary to approximately $12 million a pitch.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't put it past Bochy

to have a righty/lefty closer platoon…Zito may end up with more saves than wins!

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by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not hard.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outs, please.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Make them hit it to Omar.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if Wilson costs Tim his 11th win, he’s dead to me.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least, it would give them something to talk about on the way to the All Star Game.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum will toss him in the Hudson River.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol for sure

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, no matter what happens, it was worth it just to see TIm pitch.

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want Zito

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by Karlifornia on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

traded?

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"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But seriously how can a guy who throws 98 be so goddamn hittable??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, hitters have an OPS of .706 against him, which could be better, but it’s not exactly bad.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess it’s more like, he has the stuff to be a real shutdown closer type guy, but there’s always something every game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I hear you. Hitters have an OBP of .350 against him, which is pretty bad. But he’s given up very few XBH.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zito for the save!

Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

by Chulk on Jul 13, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Ward!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD WARD

now get one more Brian.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kilson

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One more, pelase.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K

STFD Ward, and just a little bit of relief.

by cornball on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Tim looks way too relaxed.

by robbgin on Jul 13, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh no, Theriot.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Victory!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

phew.

11-2!!!!!!

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Routine!

by cheno on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go home, annoying ass Cubs fans.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go home, go!

Go home, Gooooooo! Hey Chicago what do you say? Giants beat the Cubs today!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it

by timmeh on Jul 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame!

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO HOO!

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE WON A GAME!

BIG ASS PARTY!

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Zito fans

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

someone fell into the sarchasm

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jul 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true.

Someone had to be a fan in order to call him into the BP

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by The Agent of Matt Herges on Jul 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A slice of heaven

on a roadtrip from Hell

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

take that damon bruce. dempster perfect record. GONE

by cumball on Jul 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lincecum has 11 wins, and Wilson has a league leading 25 saves. Who saw that coming?

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I still can’t believe Tim has 11 wins with this offense.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’ll be interesting to see how voters justify not giving him the Cy Young.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he could very well win it

If he ends up with 17-20 wins and a sub-3 ERA and the league lead in Ks.

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps. We’ve won a lot of MVPs, but it seems like Giants never get serious consideration for the other awards, even if they deserve it.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schmidt finished second to Gagne that one year, didn't he?

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck gagne

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I didn’t really agree with Gagne winning. I mean, Gagne was lights out, but I’m not a fan of giving relievers the Cy Young unless there’s absolutely no starter who deserves it. Schmidt did that year.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And checking confirms that no Giant has won the ROY or Cy Young since I was born (1980). Todd Worrell over Clark and Thompson in 1986? Ugh.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No no-hitters either.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LA bias!

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vizquel and Snow won GG’s.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jul 13, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pfft, that’s not a real award.

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by Natto on Jul 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yeah, we have won a lot of Gold Gloves. One year in the 90s, we won like four in one year as I recall – Williams, Bonds, Manwaring, and one or two others.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably Darren Lewis.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Williams, Bonds, Manwaring, Thompson in ‘93.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 13, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He won't

be 17-20

You expect him to go 6-18 from here on out?

by SnowLeopard on Jul 13, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although Roger Craig once said you have to be a very good pitcher to lose 20 games.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Zito is working to prove him wrong

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by jponry on Jul 13, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The theory is that, if you’re losing so many and you don’t have talent, they won’t keep letting you pitch long enough to lose 20. With Zito, I guess salary stands in for talent.

by jcb9 on Jul 13, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alarm bells ringing

Craig was so-so at the end of his career, and lost 20 twice with the Mets

And with Zito as our guidepost, I’d say he generally stinks and will be well-deserving of the big Score.

by Moggeee on Jul 13, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs