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Matt Cain doesn't laugh in the face of danger. He is the face of danger.
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Ahh Crap not Derosa
I hate this guy
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
thirst
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions
BRUCE BOCHY'S HEAD IS LARGE
BUT THERE APPEARS TO BE NOTHING IN IT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Sorry. I was thirsty.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Bumgarner, Alderson
the rotation for the year I no longer have to take anti depressants
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Valdez
with a bionic arm
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Darth Wilson
Merkin I am your father.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Duh
I drank it
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m imaging that pitch was a fat hanging curveball that Derosa would have smashed if he didn’t feel so sorry for Matt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
More like
a 137 mph fastball on inside black
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I learned something new!
hi
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You all WISH you had my awesome boxing skills
You all WISH you had my awesome boxing skills
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I saw a Sailboat.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not a sailboat, it's a scooner.
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
Kinda like the day he discovered his
PENIS
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Marquis tried to bunt his way on
GAMER
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
Are the Cubs playing down to our level, or is Matt dealing? Or is it the wind?
I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!
A little bit of all of those things.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
they felt sorry for him so they're letting him feel like he's actually good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Matt needs to settle down and stop sucking.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Everytime I see "in play, out(s)" when Cain is pitching
I keep thinking the Cubs hit a homerun. But surprisingly, it means Cain got the guy out.
Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract
Pitch count?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions
You just always know that’s coming.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
It’s never as good as you want it to be, kinda like a Zito start.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
wendell Fairley
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Sanchez for Crede
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Right knee contusion for Randy Winn. He’ll be fine.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
OT: If coors is really brewed and packaged mile high
Then the pressure inside the cans should be ~ 1 PSI lower than sea level. That means the cans should be fairly well imploded at see level.
Lies!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions
Officially
Randy is out with a r-knee contusion. He was not traded… damn
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
So when the fuck are the Giants going to sign their top picks? What the hell are they waiting for? I know sometimes it takes awhile to sign top guys (so Gerald Posey I understand)....but really there’s no excuse for Gillaspie, Kieschnick and Crawford to not be signed.
I’m pretty patient. But its ridiculous that a team with so many wholes in their positional depth chart won’t sign their draft picks quickly to accelerate their development.
I glanced at it and thought it said whores.
I’ll admit that would be an interesting organizational strategy.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Trying to manipulate the budget
To extend Ray and Roberts
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey’s holding out until you start calling him “Buster”
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
THERE'S A LOU SEAL ON THE LOOSE!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Keep him away from the ocean
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Official "PLayers under 30 get hit's day"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
Frederick!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions
A shutout, you say?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d really like to see that and get the win
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
SHUTOUT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A WORD TO ME ANYMORE
SHUTOUT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Yay Ray Ray
Bases clearing Triple for Velez
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions
Pinella's scouting report on Velez
SUCKS
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ahahaha
so true
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
don't worry
the official scorer will change them to errors
You need Castillo for that
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So the Giants are getting hits
Marquis still has a shutout going.
Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract
he’ll get the shutout. Mark my words
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Just turned it on
...and just remembered how much I don’t care for Bob Brenly.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING!
Zito: changeballer extraordinaire
What happened is Velez sucks
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I’ve heard this rumor that Jason Marquis is throwing a thing called a “shutout”
Can anyone confirm?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Already?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
maybe Bengie could get a clutch hit for the first time in a month
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Your 2008 Giants!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie's in a slump.
Clearly he needs to have less off days so he can play his way out of it.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I seriously feel like his slump started the day he said, "I don't need off days!"
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
it started right after Sabs said
Bengie was getting old, and buster is on the fast-track.
Better hit the turbo button on that fast track
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
With a shot of NO2
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
When he says “stay thirsty my friends,” isn’t he telling you not to drink that beer??
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
at least he is catching the ball
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
give him time
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
And here's Don Friske's, the official scorer, home address, phone number, and social security number.
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
Haha Brett Favre sent a letter to the Packers asking them to release him so he can go sign with another team.
That guy needs to go away
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YES PLEASE
I think I’ve agreed with you twice today. Something is awry in the fabric of the universe. ;)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Less of a jack ass
And he probably hasn’t been banging fifteen year olds.
Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract
He should stay retired – he cried on camera, man. Nobody is gonna be scared of him now.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys
Brew Crew Ball interloper. I’m with you for the next couple days.
He's extremely quick and good.
I like the Brewers, by the way. I’m rooting for them in the central FOR SURE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I knew I liked you for a reason.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
Strange Bedfellows
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ps
Can I interest you in a certain Aging second baseman?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, the answer is apparently yes
At least Jack Tascher is from Wisconsin. Dunno what the excuse for the interest in Durham is.
He's extremely quick and good.
That's what the herpes said to Zito
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
no no you got it wrong
It’s Rickie Weeks who sucks
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I know you.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What's up?
I was just posting on BCB about how AZL Brewers SS Carlos George made his 13th error of the season yesterday. They’ve only played 15 games!
He's extremely quick and good.
Barf. The Giants have a prospect who seemed to have more errors than games played in the Sally League. I feel the pain.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Eugenio
Fielding 1.000 today!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions
I shit you not
Ray Durham dropped a pop up (or something along those lines)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
It was an error that god called a hit for some reason.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
*got called a hit
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Might have been god.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You SUCK Matt!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
How was that his fault?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Fontenot?
More like Fonten….
Wait.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Matt Cain is a lover not a fighter...
but he’s a fighter too, so don’t get any ideas.
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
velez
has the same level baseball IQ that Pietrus has Basketball IQ
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus
Sorry he didn’t make a play that was well out of his Zone.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
i just didnt see why he dove.
i think a smart player stays on his feet and keeps it in front of him
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
A very holy game at the moment
God is the scorer and Jesus missing balls out of his zone.
Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract
nicely done.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yah
and dont go turning into one of those over-protective little league dads
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm all for slamming him
But come on, let’s be fair at least.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i know
i just saw your comment then saw who your son was and thought I would put two and two together.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
how much experience does Velez have in right field. Cut the kid some slack. Kruk and Kuip were on him too, but they never criticize Gamer Rowand when he dives and the ball rolls all the way to the wall.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
i get that
I get caught up in the negativity sometimes.. my bad
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Besides
Theoretical No-No on the line… I like that he made the effort
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain sucks
He’s never gonna win until he learns how to put the other team in the negative.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
Or somehow causes the other team to only field 8 players...
Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.
by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE'S THE HORWITZER?
=(
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions
Lot of Ks looking today. Seems like Matt just doesn’t have swing through stuff.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Lincecum is a lot better
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Rog wanted me to tell you that Lincecum’s dad throws harder than Matt Cain.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
I have one of Juan Pierre

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
“Runners on 1st and 2nd” hasn’t worked too well for Giants pitchers the last few days.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Well
At least it wasn’t tito tatis or whoever
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah
He will come out for one batter
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
who will reach base
I’m calling stealing first on a WP 3rd strike
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
101 pitches
But Bochy will stretch him out a bit today. he’s good for at least 130…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OT but important:
Free Slurpees at 7-11 today (7/11 – get it?).
You may now return to the game.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All day?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I must get one after work. By then of course there will be none and I will die in shame.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Lincecum
Mike Francesca of WFAN was at the game yesterday and he said that everyone connected with the Mets said that they loved him and he was probably the nicest ballplayer they had ever met
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
he doesn't have a killer instinct, obviously
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Thanks for delaying the iPod software update apple, you’ve forced me to just pirate it.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
BVCE
I’m surprised Frederickson got promoted too. And he was a supplemental pick, not a third-rounder!
He's extremely quick and good.
Zot, shows what I know. I was keen on Frederickson for obv. reasons; lefty with stuff and the local connection.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKER HIT ONE OUT OF THE PARK
Foul.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
that was wierd
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions
too bad they don't have ray durham
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite moment of this game so far
“Derek Lee doubles (26) on a popup to Ray Durham.”
Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract
I just watched the video on Gameday
(pretty cool feature, btw)
That was a pretty awful play.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Wow
Velez and Durham converging on a pop up; I’m surprised it didn’t open up a portal to another dimension of crappy fielding.
Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract
I never saw Marquis pitch so well. I wonder why.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
The Giants make opposing pitchers look like Cy Young
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It's called "Bobby Jones Syndrome"
making journeyman pitchers look like Cy Young.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Your 2008 Giants
Making average pitchers look like Satchel Paige since April!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Matt Cain = good
Giants offense = bad
Or
Matt Cain = As good as the Giants offense is bad?
by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain is not good
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain = Suck
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How about:
The performance of Matt Cain is inversely proportional to the performance of the Giants offense on any given day.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain's Law
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wall-E deserves pimpage
Best film in years, IMO.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved it too, but its continued associated with the Flyover Evil Empire is really putting me off it
He's extremely quick and good.
So
A month or two ago I’d say warm someone up in the bullpen now and have them ready immediately if Cain lets the first batter reach base. But the way the bullpen’s been pitching lately, I’m not so sure.
Also, the radio guys just said the wind has shifted and is now sort of blowing across the field, out to left. Fuck.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Then we’d walk Johnson & they’d have to take Marquis out.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
So great. Cain’s going to get the loss because A. The Giants offense sucks. And B. because Bochy sent him back out to pitch the 7th.
This is the world of Matt Cain
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
He breaks it down to his mom and/or girlfriend. True story.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz..
wait wiat what happened? yahoo sports too slow :O
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
K
and
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_07_11_sfnmlb_chnmlb_1&mode=gameday
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
wish i could view gameday :) stupid work doesn't have flash macro installed.. can't view the page even if i wanted to =)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Just download it.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
oh nm;) Kain'd
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
And Sanchez, and Zito, And correia
weird?
Or organizational philosophy
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Keeps the offense off the field.
Which is a good thing
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
see you douche.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions
Cain sucks
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
AAA?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain's strategy
If I give up a lead off double, then they will pinch hit for Marquis – then i can just strike everyone out!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Six Straight Swing Thrus
ties Barry Zito’s career mark
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
zing!
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, no more serious pitcher
His was one of my favorite gameday pictures…
Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract
Me Also
But my fantasy team has gone the way of the giants – I’m over it.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Is anyone else watching this on mlb.tv?
I am going to straight murder Jeff Garland.
He's extremely quick and good.
After bengie got up off his knees
That is caring.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: 7 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 9 K
And we sent DENKER to Single-A ball?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
It's already dead.
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
What else is new?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet deal.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
115 pitches.. he's gonnna finish this game, right?!?! :D
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
If Matt Cain was a better pitcher the Giants would have the lead.
That’s just a fact.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I don't understand why he can't keep them in the game
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
115 pitches vs. 81 pitches.
Matt Cain = his own worst enemy.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain is his own only enemy
Everyone else knows to leave Matt Cain the fuck alone.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I would imagine
that is very nearly true
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain once again proves Matt's Law
pitch a shutout, get a no decision
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Seriously
Has he ever won a game in which he didn’t give up any runs?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
LOL
Yeah…he has:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AibRLffdTUO3oJYbIv9sq_uFCLcF?gid=280701126
Just a few days ago, in fact.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7495/gamelog;_ylt=AvAEOHCHR.SKP.yFeBwBvE.FCLcF?year=2006
Three at the end of August beginning of Septermber in 2006.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Viz with the easy out!!! FTW
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
They do it with Sanchez. That’s just dumb baseball.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't hear
Rotting on bench
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Against your team, yes
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Jon Miller was mildly amused by that
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk is telling us how the team said to themselves, “Let’s get Matt Cain some runs.”
Yeah, that plan’s going well.
As opposed to the days
Where they say “eh fuckit, I don’t feel like scoring today”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
and then the team responded by getting matty a southwestern salad with loads of tomatoes and peppers…
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So when does Barry hit?
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Zito can’t hit for shit. What are you thinking?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so stupid
I actually thought Castillo would walk there
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No, he walked last game
He won’t walk for another 2-3 games at least.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Howry looks like Serious Cat. Maybe more so than Marquis.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Chicken and gravy
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"Jason Marquis, as good as he's been all season"
The Cubs announcers don’t seem to realize that this might have something to do with facing your offense.
He's extremely quick and good.
I would be offended by that if it wasn’t extremely true.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
At least Freddie took the bat off his shoulder there
sigh
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Only 4.5 out and catching up fast
Yay #1 pick.
by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions
Songs I'm really sick of now
That Marc Anthony song from the Nissan commercial
The song from the McDonalds commercial
Life is a Highway
I need to know, as well.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Someday
I want to see Matt Cain blow up and go buck wild on the Giants’ lineup. I know I would’ve by now.
I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..
How do you know he hasn’t in the clubhouse?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
or the big David Eckstein
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
or mini-fuck stick?
You be the judge
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
All the sturm und drang over Cain just a few weeks ago
And now his ERA is a very good 4.06 after today’s great game.
Adoptive parental unit of Kevin "Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.
"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz
by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
Location mistake from Walker leads to leadoff hit...
I have a bad feeling about this
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Walker in
game over
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions
Not so fast
It’s possible that Pinella could manage his team right out of this inning…
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
called it
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is over if Tyler has to face Aramis Ramirez. That’s just fact.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
Wow
Good call.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Am I a bad fan for simply being happy that Cain pitched so well and I don’t really care if we lose since he’ll get a no-decision?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
No, just a beaten fan.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Daft Punk?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Open base, great plan!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Bochy=asshole
How about pitching carefully to Lee?? If you walk him, it’s the same thing. If you get him out, you can then walk Ramirez
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
tyler=DFA
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
2011
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when I'm right.... okay, I don't.
“This game is over if Tyler has to face Aramis Ramirez. That’s just fact.”
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
You didn’t predict anything. You were just stating facts.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
when you pitch as well as Matt did
you DO NOT deserve to get a loss
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
of course
but it would be extra shitty if he had to take YET ANOTHER hard-luck loss.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Tyler walker sucks.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
..............
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
Me too
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
Why is Walker our ‘8th inning guy’
All he ever does is let inherited runners score, and give up game winning home runs
because this is his "defined" role
and using a player in a non-defined role violates the unwritten rules.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
reverse psychology
he’s our worst reliever, so why not confuse the batters by putting him in in a close game?
It says a lot about my state of mind
that when that three run shot got hit, i was thrilled that Cain wouldn’t be charged with the loss. I knew Tyler was gonna blow it, just so glad that he didn’t inherit any runners from Matt.
Eff you Giants hitters, for making me feel like no decisions are wins.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck!
I am sory but just because we went into the season thinking Thighler would be our setup guy doesn’t mean that he retains that job even if he shits the bed every time out.
This dude sucks ass! DFA. Give the job to a non-fat ass piece of shit that doesn’t give up homers every other game.
FUCK!
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
Tyler is thinking about the AS break
And gravy. Delicious gravy
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lulz
I just want to say Dirty Sanchez for some reason
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
there are somethings in baseball that are just so predictable, like if Walker comes in, an allows the first guy to reach base, he doesn’t have it and will give up some scoring.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
This is pretty much it
Either Walker is awesome, or horrible. If he gives up a lead off hit – its horrible time.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that was a totally sucktastic effort from Matt. I’m so pissed off that the Giants have some of the crappiest young pitchers in baseball and that Matt Cain is second only to Tim Lincecum in youthful crappiness.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jul 11, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Bochy
Bringing him in, and then walking Lee intentionally. Use the open base to pitch to both of them carefully
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
I would like to see the stat
On how many IBB’s this team has allowed to be converted to runs
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy <3 Polar Bears
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame the Giants
-for giving up a 3-run homer for the third time in four days
-for not hitting
-for not taking pitches
-for making my blood pressure go up
—for making baby Jesus cry
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
I blame Matt Cain for sucking
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing new
When Tyler Walker warms up, everyone knows what will happen. Seriously, I really don’t like Walker.
Giants the never sunset.
there goes that rotten giants offense
makes me sick, I want to vommence…
best i could do
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
If we end up w/ the #2 pick by 1 game. that 4 gamer in DC is gonna end up having sucked.
well..if they grab that pitcher from SD
by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
First timer here…
I am pretty new to really following giants ball, but even i recognize that Walker should never pitch, he guarantess a loss. I am sooo pissed right now
Welcome to the horror show.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
being pissed is a sign of a newcomer. the rest of us have become so dead inside it doesn’t even matter
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
Like how prostitutes stop requesting “clients” wear condoms after about a week. They don’t really fear death after dying inside. Might as well go all out and go for AIDS.
And you know this HOW...?
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Mr. Walker
thank you for a nice first 10 weeks this season.
Your services are however no longer needed.
Fairley odd parent to Wendell
I hope Walker says in the post-game interview, “Doesn’t really matter. It’s not like our offense was going to score or anything. I just got us off the field in 8 1/2 so we can re-group and be ready for tomorrow’s loss.”
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
Since the game isn't much to look at,
has anybody else noticed the craptastic camera work today?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Thighler Walker=
Armando Benitez.
Except for the fact that Walker isn’t one for dramatics he just lets em tee right off him. At least Benitez makes it fun.
Fuck Fatmando
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick Ray!
Use your ability to reproduce through budding to create 2 more of yourself and tie it up!
Good job Ray
they can’t get shut out 3/4 days, can they? Actually, don’t answer that.
Ray just stole second on a hit
Are you allowed to do that?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
BTW, bizzaro world
Velez runs the count full
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Head
Exploded
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
A SUCCESSFUL ONE??????
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh here we go
Velez would have scored if slowass durham wasn’t in his way ;)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Rowand sucks
And Burriss and Velez are slower than Bengie
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Ha - no shutout!
(I take the small victories to ease the pain of constant suckage).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
If Richie gets up
Castillo will be ph. The one guy he can hit is Wood.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, just got back to the office
Well played Boch.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pinch runner for Molina! WTF!
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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
lulz.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Since Burriss is replacing Molina, is he required to run the bases on his knees or something?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
He has to crawl
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of me
wants to see Rowand walk and Bowker hit a GS, but then Walker would be in line for the win, which seems like a huge miscarriage of justice.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
All about Bowker
Cmon Bowk
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
lol you know what’s dumb.. if Giants take the lead and manage to win… tyler walker will get the W. =X
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
Without Walker, the Giants would have never gotten off their asses and scored.
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bowker k thx
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
yes
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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna go for weak grounder to 2nd base
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fake bunt
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
With the offense, it won’t matter unless Timmy hits a couple of HRs, too.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
fail
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
DFA everyone over 35
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I said DFA Walker first
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy sucks
Yeah he does
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Total Bullshit
I didn’t think it could get worse… but having all these asshats get on base and then piss it away… that actually adds to the misery of Thighler Polar Bear’s antics.
Sweet! yet another step closer to a top 3 pick, and closer to not buying.
OH FUCK YES ANOTHER DARK KNIGHT TRAILER! I can’t wait!
Have you seen Gotham Knight yet?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Just rent it
It’s only good the first time you watch it.
The animation is awesome.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
me neither! and new Joker scenes!
Love my DVR … just watched it twice. That almost makes up f or the piss-fest in Wrigley.
Seriously, Joker FTW! What sucks of course is Ledger died. And I assume the Joker doesn’t die in the movie. Or maybe he does. If he doesn’t wtf are they gonna do? Since it by all accounts he totally owned the role.
Hasn’t helped them do shit in 100 years
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Fuck.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
Why are they showing all these new Dark Knight commercials with new footage? Are they trying to ruin it for me?
Scored free tickets
to the IMAX premiere on THursday. SO PUMPED!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
is the movie in 3D, or is it just the big imax screen?
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Big screen
Plus I get a free popcorn! Double bonus!
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't usually bash the manager
but why the fuck would he PH Castillo in the 8th when the guy owns Wood and chances are he’ll be pitching in a 0-0 game at some point. Fucking dumbshit.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram of "Why do Matt Cain's teammates screw him over?"
WOMEN HATE HIM. RAWEST, OVERCAST MAD MYSTIC
So that’s it. Cain’s not bringing in enough hotties.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Because he's Tim's wingman
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Thrown out at 2nd
before Burriss could score.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
When Walker entered the picture
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m hanging this loss on all you bastards who said “end it now” rather than wishing for extra innings.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
It’s great that Wilson hasn’t pitched since last Saturday. On the small chance the Giants bring him in to hold a lead tomorrow or Sunday, he’s going to be rusty as hell.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Or he’ll just give up a bomb in the ASG and represent the club well.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
It’s a proud Giants tradition.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Yeah
why would you bring in your best reliever against the heart of the line-up? Fucking Bochy. Now I’m really getting mad at the big headed fucker.
by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly
It appears this team’s “gaudy” record prior to this roadtrip may have been due to severe over-achievement.
Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

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