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Matt Cain doesn't laugh in the face of danger. He is the face of danger.

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Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

New thread discussion topics

- BUMGARNER V. ALDERSON
- Giants suck
- Wheres my soda at?

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PRESIDENTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRUCE BOCHY'S HEAD IS LARGE

BUT THERE APPEARS TO BE NOTHING IN IT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both
Agree
Did you check your cupholder?

by Viliphied on Jul 11, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Both
2) Yes
3) Behind you

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not there :(

I think someone stole it.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably Shawon Dunston, I hear he’s a prankster.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I was thirsty.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, Bumgarner, Alderson

the rotation for the year I no longer have to take anti depressants

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting SS: Omar Vizquel

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a back end bullpen of Wilson, Valdez, Hinshaw!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Valdez

with a bionic arm

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darth Wilson

Merkin I am your father.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Valdez can still move his arm.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m praying for him. He showed a ton of potential in his limited appearances.

by superk1ng on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that game he started against the Dodgers? Yeahh.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is a starting pitcher

by wilriv21 on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wilson was already traded by Delorean

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes
Duh
I drank it

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got 'im

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m imaging that pitch was a fat hanging curveball that Derosa would have smashed if he didn’t feel so sorry for Matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

More like

a 137 mph fastball on inside black

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is lookin’ settled.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

You all WISH you had my awesome boxing skills

You all WISH you had my awesome boxing skills

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just went blind trying to read that.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not a sailboat, it's a scooner.

Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.

by SF Pete on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the day howtheyscored discovered that. It was like a cat with a new toy.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lazy bastard

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got 'im

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Marquis tried to bunt his way on

GAMER

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Jul 11, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

worst inning of the game so far

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Are the Cubs playing down to our level, or is Matt dealing? Or is it the wind?

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little bit of all of those things.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt needs to settle down and stop sucking.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Everytime I see "in play, out(s)" when Cain is pitching

I keep thinking the Cubs hit a homerun. But surprisingly, it means Cain got the guy out.

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain is going downtown

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch count?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

You just always know that’s coming.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the first time I’ve ever done the “109”.

I’m unfulfilled.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s never as good as you want it to be, kinda like a Zito start.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

82

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wendell Fairley

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to the ladies he is well-endowed.

by wilriv21 on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerome Williams

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez for Crede

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right knee contusion for Randy Winn. He’ll be fine.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

rxmeister is disappointed.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: If coors is really brewed and packaged mile high

Then the pressure inside the cans should be ~ 1 PSI lower than sea level. That means the cans should be fairly well imploded at see level.

Lies!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Officially

Randy is out with a r-knee contusion. He was not traded… damn

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So when the fuck are the Giants going to sign their top picks? What the hell are they waiting for? I know sometimes it takes awhile to sign top guys (so Gerald Posey I understand)....but really there’s no excuse for Gillaspie, Kieschnick and Crawford to not be signed.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty patient. But its ridiculous that a team with so many wholes in their positional depth chart won’t sign their draft picks quickly to accelerate their development.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

holes* ugh. I suck at being hungover.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I glanced at it and thought it said whores.

I’ll admit that would be an interesting organizational strategy.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly it worked for Lawrence Taylor.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to manipulate the budget

To extend Ray and Roberts

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

chillllllllll

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re too busy throwing money around the Dominican Republic

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s holding out until you start calling him “Buster”

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE'S A LOU SEAL ON THE LOOSE!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep him away from the ocean

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And from juice boxes.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frederick!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Marquis has a

SHUTOUT

going, people.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

A shutout, you say?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe you

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

she acts like we have never met

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d really like to see that and get the win

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUTOUT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A WORD TO ME ANYMORE

SHUTOUT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hit?

There’s obviously a glitch with yahoo

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Ray Ray

Bases clearing Triple for Velez

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahaha

so true

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two hits in a row?? Is that allowed??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

don't worry

the official scorer will change them to errors

by cakes on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know you’re lying

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Eugenio!

I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused!

by PLUChris on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants are just like Milli Vanilli, BACK TO BACK HITS.

Girl you know it’s true.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Back-to-Back hit

Now all set-up for GIDP.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 11, 2008 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You need Castillo for that

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can hit whenver he wants to.

Even in two-outs situation.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the Giants are getting hits

Marquis still has a shutout going.

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

he’ll get the shutout. Mark my words

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turned it on

...and just remembered how much I don’t care for Bob Brenly.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 11, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING! MARQUIS HAS A SHUTOUT GOING!

Zito: changeballer extraordinaire

by jordanovich on Jul 11, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What happend to see ball hit ball

by superk1ng on Jul 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened is Velez sucks

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did i get off that island???

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right down the middle.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve heard this rumor that Jason Marquis is throwing a thing called a “shutout”

Can anyone confirm?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So

Marquis has shutout going?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can confirm the rumors out there in the “blogosphere” that we made Jason Maquis throw 15 PITCHES in this inning.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

We already have three hits?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe Bengie could get a clutch hit for the first time in a month

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

CRAP

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, now we have to watch Cain’s sucky pitching.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ribbit

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie's in a slump.

Clearly he needs to have less off days so he can play his way out of it.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Works for Omar!

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he says “stay thirsty my friends,” isn’t he telling you not to drink that beer??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

bad commercial is bad

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just turned on hte game last inning

Glad to see Velez producing in the 3 hole

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

give him time

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: serving up foul balls to happy Wrigley Field patrons since earlier today.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's talk more about Shinjomar

those were da days….

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything to distract me from this crappy pitching.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Brett Favre sent a letter to the Packers asking them to release him so he can go sign with another team.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES PLEASE

I think I’ve agreed with you twice today. Something is awry in the fabric of the universe. ;)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

I generally agree with FF. I find him agreeable.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he the Roger Clemens of football?

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less of a jack ass

And he probably hasn’t been banging fifteen year olds.

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favre no. But his buddy Mark Chmura did. Or she might have been 17 or 18. But still.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

douchebag

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should stay retired – he cried on camera, man. Nobody is gonna be scared of him now.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

Brew Crew Ball interloper. I’m with you for the next couple days.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Y HALO THAR!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

AVAST!

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Brewers, by the way. I’m rooting for them in the central FOR SURE.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew I liked you for a reason.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

\o/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Strange Bedfellows

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ps

Can I interest you in a certain Aging second baseman?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh, that might just guarantee a pulled hamstring.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, the answer is apparently yes

At least Jack Tascher is from Wisconsin. Dunno what the excuse for the interest in Durham is.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk some sense into some of us, Bill Hall sucks, right?

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no you got it wrong

It’s Rickie Weeks who sucks

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

vilkommen

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I know you.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's up?

I was just posting on BCB about how AZL Brewers SS Carlos George made his 13th error of the season yesterday. They’ve only played 15 games!

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barf. The Giants have a prospect who seemed to have more errors than games played in the Sally League. I feel the pain.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio

Fielding 1.000 today!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The riot is over

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Got 'im

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I shit you not

Ray Durham dropped a pop up (or something along those lines)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an error that god called a hit for some reason.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

*got called a hit

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might have been god.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

both work

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You SUCK Matt!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fontenot?

More like Fonten….

Wait.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Matt Cain continues to suck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Well there goes the REAL no-hitter

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is a lover not a fighter...

but he’s a fighter too, so don’t get any ideas.

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

velez

has the same level baseball IQ that Pietrus has Basketball IQ

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus

Sorry he didn’t make a play that was well out of his Zone.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just didnt see why he dove.

i think a smart player stays on his feet and keeps it in front of him

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A very holy game at the moment

God is the scorer and Jesus missing balls out of his zone.

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nicely done.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Different religion

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yah

and dont go turning into one of those over-protective little league dads

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm all for slamming him

But come on, let’s be fair at least.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know

i just saw your comment then saw who your son was and thought I would put two and two together.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. I wonder if the Mariners will give Velez 8 or 9 million over 4 years though.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much experience does Velez have in right field. Cut the kid some slack. Kruk and Kuip were on him too, but they never criticize Gamer Rowand when he dives and the ball rolls all the way to the wall.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably because he’s a gamer? I agree though.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get that

I get caught up in the negativity sometimes.. my bad

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides

Theoretical No-No on the line… I like that he made the effort

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain sucks

He’s never gonna win until he learns how to put the other team in the negative.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go, Bobby Hill

Bear down, you can do this.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

licking his wounds with the Grizz

by wilriv21 on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lot of Ks looking today. Seems like Matt just doesn’t have swing through stuff.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Your right Sharksrog. He’s awful.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

not tl;dr enough

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

zing

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rog wanted me to tell you that Lincecum’s dad throws harder than Matt Cain.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he threw 111 at 88!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to make a gif of Velez diving for a ball six feet beyond his reach.

by Evan on Jul 11, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Like that one of Gabe Kapler from a few years ago.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Runners on 1st and 2nd” hasn’t worked too well for Giants pitchers the last few days.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

At least it wasn’t tito tatis or whoever

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Durham making it into an adventure...

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

in play (outs)

that’s 101 for Cainer.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

109?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

101

But yeah, there’s no reason to send him back out.

Which means Mt. Rushmore probably will

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

He will come out for one batter

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

who will reach base

I’m calling stealing first on a WP 3rd strike

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

101 pitches

But Bochy will stretch him out a bit today. he’s good for at least 130…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the game or for his career? I guess the answer is yes either way.

by rotorueter on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT but important:

Free Slurpees at 7-11 today (7/11 – get it?).

You may now return to the game.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

*TAKES OFF GLASSES*

...My God.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All day?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until they run out of their special 7.11 oz cups.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must get one after work. By then of course there will be none and I will die in shame.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum

Mike Francesca of WFAN was at the game yesterday and he said that everyone connected with the Mets said that they loved him and he was probably the nicest ballplayer they had ever met

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

he doesn't have a killer instinct, obviously

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But could they converse back with him? The Mets all speak Spanish.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

even the clubhouse attendants??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what Billy Wagner said no?

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for delaying the iPod software update apple, you’ve forced me to just pirate it.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

when's the real release?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression it would have been last night, so I’m not sure now.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand

stop sucking please

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

he really deserved to be an all star

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BVCE

I’m surprised Frederickson got promoted too. And he was a supplemental pick, not a third-rounder!

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Zot, shows what I know. I was keen on Frederickson for obv. reasons; lefty with stuff and the local connection.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was wierd

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark DeLOLsa

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ooooh, so close.

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite moment of this game so far

“Derek Lee doubles (26) on a popup to Ray Durham.”

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just watched the video on Gameday

(pretty cool feature, btw)

That was a pretty awful play.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Velez and Durham converging on a pop up; I’m surprised it didn’t open up a portal to another dimension of crappy fielding.

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never saw Marquis pitch so well. I wonder why.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean you didn’t see him pitch against the Giants in SF?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants make opposing pitchers look like Cy Young

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called "Bobby Jones Syndrome"

making journeyman pitchers look like Cy Young.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lord, you did not just bring up Bobby J Jones did you? :(

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can make Cy Young himself in his current state look like Cy Young.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2008 Giants

Making average pitchers look like Satchel Paige since April!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing Satchel Paige’s ghost could no-hit the Giants.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sleepy

ZZZZzzzz

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain = good

Giants offense = bad

Or

Matt Cain = As good as the Giants offense is bad?

by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

^ that

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like a good comparison

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain = Suck

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain blows

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about:

The performance of Matt Cain is inversely proportional to the performance of the Giants offense on any given day.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

fiddlesticks

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Do they really only have 3 hits again

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! It’s the captain from Wall-E!

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

So

A month or two ago I’d say warm someone up in the bullpen now and have them ready immediately if Cain lets the first batter reach base. But the way the bullpen’s been pitching lately, I’m not so sure.

Also, the radio guys just said the wind has shifted and is now sort of blowing across the field, out to left. Fuck.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad start

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Then we’d walk Johnson & they’d have to take Marquis out.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe, except that Marquis can actually hit

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little do they know

It’s not Marquis, it’s us.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

So great. Cain’s going to get the loss because A. The Giants offense sucks. And B. because Bochy sent him back out to pitch the 7th.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the world of Matt Cain

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously I’m not quite sure how he hasn’t gone postal yet.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He breaks it down to his mom and/or girlfriend. True story.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got 'im

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT DEROSA

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz..

wait wiat what happened? yahoo sports too slow :O

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wish i could view gameday :) stupid work doesn't have flash macro installed.. can't view the page even if i wanted to =)

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just download it.

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

stfd mfer

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

oh nm;) Kain'd

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

It takes Cain and Lincecum so many pitches to get through 7 innings

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah they suck

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeps the offense off the field.

Which is a good thing

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was at 109 a minute ago

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone even warming up in our pen?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain has no swingthrough stuff whatsoever. It’s ridiculous.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he’s fucking awful. We should trade him.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get rid of this guy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got 'im

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

see you douche.

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain sucks

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

Bring up Hennessey!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAA?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too many A’s.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should get the Denker treatment

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NOT FUKUDOME! Mr. Foul Off 20 Pitches. Ugh.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Foul out lol

Don't you it's gonna be all right. But not right now.

by Revolution1 on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain's strategy

If I give up a lead off double, then they will pinch hit for Marquis – then i can just strike everyone out!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Six Straight Swing Thrus

ties Barry Zito’s career mark

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

zing!

Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!

by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey f**k you too buddy

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, no more serious pitcher

His was one of my favorite gameday pictures…

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain sucks.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, way to almost fuck up the 3rd out Molina.

YOUR CLOCK IS WINDING DOWN!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

and Matty rubs his head too!

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

IN PLAY OUTS

NO DECISION FOR YOU, Biz Marquis!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I have Fukudome on my fantasy team so of course he’s not going to do anything. Soto too.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Me Also

But my fantasy team has gone the way of the giants – I’m over it.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else watching this on mlb.tv?

I am going to straight murder Jeff Garland.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come when we hit a popup it’s an automatic out, and when they hit a popup I have a nervous breakdown?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Cain gave Bengie a hug?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: 7 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 9 K

And we sent DENKER to Single-A ball?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

...........and no win

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long until he snaps and murders the Giants offence?

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's already dead.

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What else is new?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet deal.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

Bighead was real stupid to leave Cain in there

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

“Cain gives bengie a hug, and a rub on the head” – Flem

by cumball on Jul 11, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

115 pitches.. he's gonnna finish this game, right?!?! :D

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

and be finished for the year

yes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Matt Cain was a better pitcher the Giants would have the lead.

That’s just a fact.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Cain is not a gamer.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nor is he a winner. Winners would have willed the Giants to 8 runs of support. Matt Cain is clearly a LOSER.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain is his own only enemy

Everyone else knows to leave Matt Cain the fuck alone.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would imagine

that is very nearly true

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

81 pitches = Giants not good.

by chilibean_3 on Jul 11, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain once again proves Matt's Law

pitch a shutout, get a no decision

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Has he ever won a game in which he didn’t give up any runs?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he had a complete game shut out against the A’s a couple years ago.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah…he has:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AibRLffdTUO3oJYbIv9sq_uFCLcF?gid=280701126

Just a few days ago, in fact.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7495/gamelog;_ylt=AvAEOHCHR.SKP.yFeBwBvE.FCLcF?year=2006

Three at the end of August beginning of Septermber in 2006.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

See how we’re conditioned to think, though.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Viz with the easy out!!! FTW

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They didn’t leave Cain to hit for himself?! WHAT’S GOING ON?!

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They do it with Sanchez. That’s just dumb baseball.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is dumb baseball. Especially when Cain has one of the highest OPS’ on the team.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the genius in the FO finally found out about this guy named Ochoa here in the month of July

by wilriv21 on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

zomg

Omar hit one outta the infield

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually all of his outs have been fly balls.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little League power FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

send up Ochoa

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't hear

Rotting on bench

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it bad to root for Howry if we’re alumni of the same high school?

by cheno on Jul 11, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Against your team, yes

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, would have been nice if they got a run against Marquis.

by cheno on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

who does he pitch for?

by wilriv21 on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Castillo 5 pitch at bat FTW

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Miller was mildly amused by that

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Freddie

Get Cain a run.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is telling us how the team said to themselves, “Let’s get Matt Cain some runs.”

Yeah, that plan’s going well.

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

As opposed to the days

Where they say “eh fuckit, I don’t feel like scoring today”

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They meant for Christmas. It’s only July

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then the team responded by getting matty a southwestern salad with loads of tomatoes and peppers…

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol . . . matty needs to return the favor by giving his teammates a collective kick in the ass.

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So when does Barry hit?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

After the AS break.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito can’t hit for shit. What are you thinking?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so stupid

I actually thought Castillo would walk there

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

No, he walked last game

He won’t walk for another 2-3 games at least.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Howry looks like Serious Cat. Maybe more so than Marquis.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Team philosophy?

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They is serious team

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ND for Cain. Wheee.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker time

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Chicken and gravy

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Jason Marquis, as good as he's been all season"

The Cubs announcers don’t seem to realize that this might have something to do with facing your offense.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be offended by that if it wasn’t extremely true.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what he said

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a little bit, though. Not all the way.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Songs I'm really sick of now

That Marc Anthony song from the Nissan commercial
The song from the McDonalds commercial
Life is a Highway

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

+3

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

what song is the Marc Anthony Nissan commercial song? Please tell me cause I need to know

by wilriv21 on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to know, as well.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someday

I want to see Matt Cain blow up and go buck wild on the Giants’ lineup. I know I would’ve by now.

I only have a signature because I recognize everyone else by their sigs, not their usernames..

by lmaozedong on Jul 11, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you know he hasn’t in the clubhouse?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thighler!!!! Ruh Ro

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 11, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan The Riot

Mini-Mark Sweeney?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

or the big David Eckstein

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

or mini-fuck stick?

You be the judge

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 11, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds... unpleasant

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

All the sturm und drang over Cain just a few weeks ago

And now his ERA is a very good 4.06 after today’s great game.

Adoptive parental unit of Kevin "Most Spectacular Pitcher" Pucetas.

"I'm a Giant now... I like watching the ball get up there" - Wendell Fairley
"I'm really proud to be on this team." - Nate Schierholtz

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Location mistake from Walker leads to leadoff hit...

I have a bad feeling about this

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Not so fast

It’s possible that Pinella could manage his team right out of this inning…

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is over if Tyler has to face Aramis Ramirez. That’s just fact.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Good call.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

so

do you walk Lee?

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

pitch him carefully

but don’t IBB

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

shows what i know

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you’re not a major league manager!!

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

I don’t like it, but you have to set up the DP

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the 3-run HR.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lest we forget

the 2-run double is also an option

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I hate it when I’m right.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I a bad fan for simply being happy that Cain pitched so well and I don’t really care if we lose since he’ll get a no-decision?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No, just a beaten fan.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyler was a daft pick

I agree

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daft Punk?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy=asshole

How about pitching carefully to Lee?? If you walk him, it’s the same thing. If you get him out, you can then walk Ramirez

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

For some reason, most managers seem to think that way; hardly anyone does the intentional unintentional walk anymore.

Maybe pitchers don’t like the way walks are looked at so much and want to be able to carve out the intentional walks.

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by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

UN FUCKIN BELIEVABLE

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

No I take that back

It’s Walker

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unsurprised am I.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

game

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean you don’t think we’re scoring three off of Kerry Wood in the ninth?? What a pessimist!!

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, you think?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walker isn’t very good.

And he blasted the crap out of that one.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker and Bochy both suck

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain:

“Glad I didn’t get the loss.”

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck yeah

he did he job

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain:

How long until I’m a free agent?

by chilibean_3 on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

2011

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank God he didn’t get pegged with that.

God I hate this team.

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love the little bat flip.

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate it when I'm right.... okay, I don't.

“This game is over if Tyler has to face Aramis Ramirez. That’s just fact.”

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker had never faced Ramirez before. Now he’s thrown him one pitch.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You didn’t predict anything. You were just stating facts.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Cain doesn’t get the loss.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Works for me. No loss for Cain, and the Giants get 1 step closer to a top 3 pick.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could care less who gets the loss.

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you pitch as well as Matt did

you DO NOT deserve to get a loss

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever

I guarantee you that Cain feels like shit right now

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course

but it would be extra shitty if he had to take YET ANOTHER hard-luck loss.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so all of this

is about the difference between shitty and extra shitty. Okay.

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

precisely

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA please

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler walker sucks.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

..............

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Tyler. Clutch strikeout you piece of shit!

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Why is Walker our ‘8th inning guy’

All he ever does is let inherited runners score, and give up game winning home runs

by Southpaw86 on Jul 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker

should NEVER be thrown into a tie ballgame.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

because this is his "defined" role

and using a player in a non-defined role violates the unwritten rules.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

reverse psychology

he’s our worst reliever, so why not confuse the batters by putting him in in a close game?

by boonitez on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

All he ever does is let inherited runners score, aAND give up game winning home runs

you can’t put a price tag on that kind of versatility

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Giants

score as many runs as you have the last 4 games next inning

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Click here for the new and improved Virtual Tyler Walker Experience!(tm)

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The good news is polar bears are becoming extinct. So Walker won’t be around much longer.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It says a lot about my state of mind

that when that three run shot got hit, i was thrilled that Cain wouldn’t be charged with the loss. I knew Tyler was gonna blow it, just so glad that he didn’t inherit any runners from Matt.

Eff you Giants hitters, for making me feel like no decisions are wins.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck!

I am sory but just because we went into the season thinking Thighler would be our setup guy doesn’t mean that he retains that job even if he shits the bed every time out.

This dude sucks ass! DFA. Give the job to a non-fat ass piece of shit that doesn’t give up homers every other game.

FUCK!

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Tyler is thinking about the AS break

And gravy. Delicious gravy

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

I just want to say Dirty Sanchez for some reason

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are somethings in baseball that are just so predictable, like if Walker comes in, an allows the first guy to reach base, he doesn’t have it and will give up some scoring.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jul 11, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

This is pretty much it

Either Walker is awesome, or horrible. If he gives up a lead off hit – its horrible time.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

God Matt Cain sucks

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, that was a totally sucktastic effort from Matt. I’m so pissed off that the Giants have some of the crappiest young pitchers in baseball and that Matt Cain is second only to Tim Lincecum in youthful crappiness.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Jul 11, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

He obviously didn’t have what it took today.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Bochy

Bringing him in, and then walking Lee intentionally. Use the open base to pitch to both of them carefully

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by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to see the stat

On how many IBB’s this team has allowed to be converted to runs

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the outcome would have been the same, but it’s a fair point.

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the Giants

-for giving up a 3-run homer for the third time in four days
-for not hitting
-for not taking pitches
-for making my blood pressure go up
—for making baby Jesus cry

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing new

When Tyler Walker warms up, everyone knows what will happen. Seriously, I really don’t like Walker.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

there goes that rotten giants offense

makes me sick, I want to vommence…

best i could do

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by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

If we end up w/ the #2 pick by 1 game. that 4 gamer in DC is gonna end up having sucked.

well..if they grab that pitcher from SD

by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

First timer here…

I am pretty new to really following giants ball, but even i recognize that Walker should never pitch, he guarantess a loss. I am sooo pissed right now

by cnasty on Jul 11, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome!

If you’ve come to complain, you’ve come to the right place!

More swear words in your posts, please.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the horror show.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

being pissed is a sign of a newcomer. the rest of us have become so dead inside it doesn’t even matter

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like how prostitutes stop requesting “clients” wear condoms after about a week. They don’t really fear death after dying inside. Might as well go all out and go for AIDS.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you know this HOW...?

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 11, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a nasty introduction.

(Welcome)

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Mr. Walker

thank you for a nice first 10 weeks this season.
Your services are however no longer needed.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell

by WTF on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Walker says in the post-game interview, “Doesn’t really matter. It’s not like our offense was going to score or anything. I just got us off the field in 8 1/2 so we can re-group and be ready for tomorrow’s loss.”

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by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish players would be this glib.

by positiveuphemism on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the Ramirez bomb

that was a BP MEATBALL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

As opposed to the other fastball Tyler throws?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since the game isn't much to look at,

has anybody else noticed the craptastic camera work today?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

It’s annoying.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thighler Walker=

Armando Benitez.
Except for the fact that Walker isn’t one for dramatics he just lets em tee right off him. At least Benitez makes it fun.

by kingaro on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Fatmando

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey – he did his job.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walker’s never seemed like a total asshat, either.

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading the WALL-E review post on Bleed Cubbies Blue was more entertaning than this game.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick Ray!

Use your ability to reproduce through budding to create 2 more of yourself and tie it up!

by boonitez on Jul 11, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Ray

they can’t get shut out 3/4 days, can they? Actually, don’t answer that.

by stfudonny on Jul 11, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray just stole second on a hit

Are you allowed to do that?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW, bizzaro world

Velez runs the count full

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Head

Exploded

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez with a walk?

what is this?

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of meatballs, are they going to make a poster of Bellinelli and the newest warrior together and call it “Magette and Meatball”?

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY TIME

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, a walk!

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Would we rather lose now

or go to extras and have our guts ripped out
Discuss

by CB30 on Jul 11, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lose in regulation

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes please. I gotta go pick up my kid from camp soon.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures we score runs AFTER Cain leaves the game giving up no runs to the Cubs. And AFTER the Cubs score 3 runs on the polar bear.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie molina due for hr k thx.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit/Run!

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

I Can’t See Shit

/Ray Charles img

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh here we go

Velez would have scored if slowass durham wasn’t in his way ;)

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jul 11, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You couldn’t have done that earlier, Bengie?

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Wood

sux

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ok

I’ll say if Richie gets up, we win

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Gamer

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve out done my pessimism…congrats!

by xanthan on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand sucks

And Burriss and Velez are slower than Bengie

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they put in a PR for Molina.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha - no shutout!

(I take the small victories to ease the pain of constant suckage).

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinch runner for Molina! WTF!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz.

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Burriss is replacing Molina, is he required to run the bases on his knees or something?

The All-Father is now a Giant!

by EliminateMe on Jul 11, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has to crawl

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

just waiting for #21…

JB fan since '97

by cnasty on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Giants

Make Wood lay down

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Part of me

wants to see Rowand walk and Bowker hit a GS, but then Walker would be in line for the win, which seems like a huge miscarriage of justice.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF ROWAND

SERIOUSLY

WTF

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lol you know what’s dumb.. if Giants take the lead and manage to win… tyler walker will get the W. =X

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Without Walker, the Giants would have never gotten off their asses and scored.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering what Rowand has done today, that was actually the best case scenario.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

bowker k thx

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

who could we have hit for Vizquel?

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ochoa or Notgardo

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy? Is that you?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see

Pop up or strike out?

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fake bunt

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

Ground out

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go Richie, here we go (clap clap)

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by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

surprised Flannery didn’t send Velez. Seems like something he would do, even with 2 outs.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

season

Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!

by j14 on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

season

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

decade?

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the offense, it won’t matter unless Timmy hits a couple of HRs, too.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were done

at least we had some late game entertainment

by kingaro on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Richie

Time to beat on Wood

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wood is hard.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Obviously we couldn’t handle Wood.

Only 881 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)

by GiNgiNxbOi on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY GAIS

AT LEAST WE SCORD A RUN LOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Walker

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Bochy

Barry Zito: so-so command of the changeball

by jordanovich on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said DFA Walker first

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFASF

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

BS

This game is totally BS.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy sucks

Yeah he does

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Richie

for proving me wrong again

by BigO on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Total Bullshit

I didn’t think it could get worse… but having all these asshats get on base and then piss it away… that actually adds to the misery of Thighler Polar Bear’s antics.

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet! yet another step closer to a top 3 pick, and closer to not buying.

OH FUCK YES ANOTHER DARK KNIGHT TRAILER! I can’t wait!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you seen Gotham Knight yet?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no… is it worth renting?

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just rent it

It’s only good the first time you watch it.

The animation is awesome.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither! and new Joker scenes!

Love my DVR … just watched it twice. That almost makes up f or the piss-fest in Wrigley.

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, Joker FTW! What sucks of course is Ledger died. And I assume the Joker doesn’t die in the movie. Or maybe he does. If he doesn’t wtf are they gonna do? Since it by all accounts he totally owned the role.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s so sad . . . at least some time has gone by or it would be truly difficult to watch. I don’t know what happens at the end, tho.

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain sucks

see y’all on the flip

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jul 11, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate that “Go Cubs Go” song.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hasn’t helped them do shit in 100 years

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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that during the White Sox-Cubs series a few weeks ago, with all the bad blood between them, Kenny Williams got in a “Happy Anniversary, Cubs” quote in the newspaper.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Double triple fuck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are they showing all these new Dark Knight commercials with new footage? Are they trying to ruin it for me?

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Scored free tickets

to the IMAX premiere on THursday. SO PUMPED!

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

is the movie in 3D, or is it just the big imax screen?

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big screen

Plus I get a free popcorn! Double bonus!

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, several action sequences were shot for IMAX, which is the first time that’s ever happened for a Hollywood flick.

by El4short on Jul 11, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well its nearly 3 hours. So I doubt they could completely ruin it.

All I know is I’m going to be in full nerd mode the next 2 weeks with the Dark Knight and X-Files movies coming out a week apart.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't usually bash the manager

but why the fuck would he PH Castillo in the 8th when the guy owns Wood and chances are he’ll be pitching in a 0-0 game at some point. Fucking dumbshit.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Anagram of "Why do Matt Cain's teammates screw him over?"

WOMEN HATE HIM. RAWEST, OVERCAST MAD MYSTIC

So that’s it. Cain’s not bringing in enough hotties.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

How did Richie get out. Gameday didn’t say

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundout up the right side.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never mind, there it is

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did the Giants become the “Give up 3-run bombs team”?

by wilriv21 on Jul 11, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t we just trace it back to after the 1990 all-star game?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 11, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damnit

we bring sucking to a whole new level

by kingaro on Jul 11, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hanging this loss on all you bastards who said “end it now” rather than wishing for extra innings.

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it. I did my job.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jul 11, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather blame fatty.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 11, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wood with the Brian Wilson save

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jul 11, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s great that Wilson hasn’t pitched since last Saturday. On the small chance the Giants bring him in to hold a lead tomorrow or Sunday, he’s going to be rusty as hell.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jul 11, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he’ll just give up a bomb in the ASG and represent the club well.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jul 11, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a proud Giants tradition.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 11, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

why would you bring in your best reliever against the heart of the line-up? Fucking Bochy. Now I’m really getting mad at the big headed fucker.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jul 11, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they had the lead, I could see him bringing Wilson in at that point in the 8th, but not a tie game.

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 11, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito vs Harden! HA!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 11, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe next year. Correia is pitching tomorrow I think.

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by Natto on Jul 11, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly

It appears this team’s “gaudy” record prior to this roadtrip may have been due to severe over-achievement.

Kevin Pritchard has Chuck Norris tied up in the trunk of his car.

by otis29 on Jul 11, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

What? I slept through the game?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 11, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Go back to bed.

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