Open Gameday Thread Too
by Grant Brisbee on Jul 10, 2008 11:24 AM PDT
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"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 10, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions
Ah, the noble and sacred practice of FIRSt1EZZ!!1
Perhaps the Internet’s greatest invention.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
it's a pitchers thing
we wouldnt understand
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 10, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m trying to eat salad with a spoon and it’s not working so well
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
for some reason
That makes me laugh.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
contest winner
Counting on Barry Zito to break a losing streak is like eating salad with a spoon
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 10, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Barry Zito: "What the hell is the strike zone?"
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Setting up the triple play
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:26 AM PDT reply actions
oh yeah, a TOTAL slut.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Yes
After that last inning, Zito wants to make sure he can get 4-5 outs
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
This is the Zito I know
2.00 WHIP, 2 Ks, 4 BBs, 80 pitches in less than 4 innings.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
shit down wanna be reyes
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions
Manlove.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what [unspecified pronoun] said.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Did I waste my time on this
Deanna Carter signs a country tune “Did I Shave my Legs for this?” – I feel this about any Zito start.
Now I'm both distracted AND uncomfortable. Thanks a lot.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
Beltran is going to destroy us
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions
by Beltran
I mean Delgado
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
But really Beltran
Dammit
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
(I'm not actually watching, that's just what I assume he's saying)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
If my farts smelled like salami I would eat nothing but beans
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
(Psst. I don't think that was the implication.)
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I just loled
for real. Now everyone is looking at me weird.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
That word you keep using
I don’t think it means what you think it means
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I don't think Zito realizes Zito throws a slider
it just comes out of his hand that way
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
He's already thrown 11 more than Maine,
and Maine’s count is high.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I always expect the worst, so that I can be pleasantly surprised when he doesn’t eff it up.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa
They just pulled a Giants.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions
OMG CASTILLO FILEDED A BALL CLEANLY
and took a walk earlier
if he hadn’;t misplayed 2 balls earlier in the game, i’d suspect he’d been abducted
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
3 walks, 3 left? And the Giants weren’t the team that was batting?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Justo woke up...
The Giants scores a run?! :)
Zito has 6 walks?! :(
He had kinda of a control disentegration
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Good morning!
Nothing like waking up to a Zito day.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Krukow: "Zito will have a good at bat."
Great. As long as he has a good at bat, everything should be great.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
"John Maine is the king of the 3-ball count today"
I woulda picked Zito
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Tim Kurkjian just called George Bush the "most normal president we've ever had"
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
that might be the most meaningless statement ever
apart from my own meaninglessness
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 10, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
What possible context could that have been in to make it applicable to his job?
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It was on Mike and Mike in the morning
he was talking about how he knew him while he was the owner of the Rangers and was saying that he is just like everyone else. He used the fact that he eats barbecue ribs with his hands as evidence.
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
What do most rich people eat ribs with?
That’s a genuine question. I only know one way to eat ribs.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
You can eat them w/ a fork...
if you’re lame.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
well, that would mean that Kurjian had met EVERY OTHER president, so his opinion is totally objective, right? Has nothing to do with the fact that a baseball owner had him over for BBQ….
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Clinton did some normal things, too
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
and had normal things done to him by normal people on their knees.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
she was exceptionally normal.
Another case where you might want something better than normal.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I eat ribs with my hands
I always hoped to be normal someday. MY DREAMS HAVE BEEN REALIZED!!!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Give Dubya some credit. He USED to eat ribs with his feet.
Then he used to eat them with his frat brothers while he was a cheerleader at Yale. Then he used to eat them with his fellow draft dodgers whose daddies had connections. Then he used to eat them with his cocaine dealer. Then he used to eat them with his drinking buddies. So, you know, I would say his progress is… normal.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
....well I fell in love with Barack Obama a little more when he was caught on camera talking about the Bulls’ NBA draft stuff.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Depends on how the norms are defined.
On the other hand, maybe that’s a job in which we might want someone a little better than normal. Just saying.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn right!
I love the Jon Stewart rant about the “criticism” that someone (usually the Democrat) is elitist: ” ‘Elite’ means GOOD, people!”
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Get that elite player off my effing team!!!11!!!!1!1111
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
“Hmm, I was going to have that surgery, but I thought the doctor was just tooooo elite…”
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I don’t think I’d be a very good President, so I can’t see why I’d want someone like me as President.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Careful-- that's exactly how Coolidge got the job.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
There are ways in which I like Coolidge
Well, just one.
“I made a bet with a friend that I could get you to say more than two words to me.”
“You lose.”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Plus, he banged Marilyn Monroe
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
No, wait, that was Albert Einstein.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Coolidge banged Albert Einstein?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Banged him like a gong. Like a really brilliant, horny, scientific genius immigrant gong.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Left it out.
Didn’t forget it. Never forget.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Beat you to it!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I know! I totally did!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Oh dear
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Maine got jealous
Of how many walks Zito was giving away
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
Anything you can do, I can do better...
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 10, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
96 pitches through 4 1/3?
Are we sure this guy isn’t actually a Giant?
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Trade in the works
Sanchez and Cain for Maine.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
This is a different kind of pitcher’s duel: who can throw the most pitches
Zito: changeballer extraordinaire
by jordanovich on Jul 10, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
then Zito’s winning the duel, yay!
Zito: changeballer extraordinaire
by jordanovich on Jul 10, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
you've noticed that too, huh?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
The Duane Kuiper power line!
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
fail =(
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
It was swinging!
Gamer.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Omar’s just earned a month’s worth of starts in Bochy’s eyes.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
The problem is we have 0 shortstops who can hit off righties
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
And he was bad last year
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
John Maine
“Hey look, I can pitch myself into and out of trouble, too!”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
Bowker to the rescue
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side
One goddam run.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
The leopard really does have a drinking problem. It’s the middle of the day!
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
Shhh
you do NOT want to wake him up at this point…
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Do not doubt the leopard
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
That happens when you walk 5...
our hitters must have done a good job of taking pitches, if not hitting.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's Team meeting
Hey guys let’s just try not swinging this game
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
But at least he got him to a full count!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG how did that happen?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
I didn’t know those words could be used together.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
You know, we talked about them in one GDT and there is some really solid presidential knowledge floating around these parts.
Not quite – the brim isn’t flat.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
There was a Teapot Dome Scandal question last night on Jeopardy. The contestant said Harding, but was unsure.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
wait, that means
Zito’s pitching next inning
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Randy Winn w/ a 2 Run double!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:51 AM PDT reply actions
hell, RISP is incredible at this point
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
And well worth a top prospect in a trade to a contender.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I missed the inception of the whole 109 thing
What is the deal, anyway?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
One time during a zito game, someone asked for his PC,
and like 2000 people gave it, it was “109”.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
z
WAIT, THE GAME IS TIED????
WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
fucking rally leopard
for the fucking WINN motherfuckers!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
this
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jul 10, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe the leopard ate Ibn Battuta
And took his rally powers.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Rally Zito!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
you can't say goddamn n the radio!
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jul 10, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
GO BACK TO RUSSIA, HIPPIE
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
POSER!! a TRUE vegan would object to the exploitation of the formerly living things in this picture.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Fifth-level, huh?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I think
all of these rally pictures took the leopard’s mojo, that’s why Rowand didn’t get a hit.
Nice job, everyone.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
aww
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I’m with you man, I can’t stand ribs.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I said the same thing about Al Gore
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
i would say the internet is a pretty big hit
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I've heard rumors on the uh... internets.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
How about a Mike’s Hard Lemonade for fat guys?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
This is one of those times
When I kinda wish I smoked weed.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
dude, this game is like, totally intense
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't dooo ittt!!!!!!1!111!!!
Havn’t you seen the commercials? They’re 100% accurate111!!!!!!111
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow I fail
that was supposed to reply to the weed comment…
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
like the ones about if you buy marijuna you're helping the terrorists win?
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
What is great
Is that kid was so fucking high – wtf was he doing riding a bike?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
the one from harold and kumar is still #1
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
"nooooooooooooooooooooo"
We are so high! We’re not low!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
srsly
F those commercials. I don’t advocate for weed, but it was fun when I did it and nobody died. I know a lot of people who do it and aren’t dead.
Prbly not the best thing in the world, but really- worse than smoking?
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I walked over to Subway.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
And all this time I was hoping to retain the illusion that I was nothing more than a floating head.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yah i am thinking about getting metal legs
risky operation but its worth it
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on Jul 10, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I just finished breakfast a half hour ago.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
carlol
Not your day, buddy.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:00 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Jon Miller for making me choke on my coffee
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
AND DELGADO *CRUSHES* ONE!!!!!
..and it’s caught by Rowand 20 feet in front of the fence..
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito:
“Jokes On you! I can throw strikez!”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
FTWinn
Omar Minaya will now trade the Mets farm for him
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
Alfonzo and Castillo due up
We can’t lose!
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
SEE THAT METS
YOU WANT WINN.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:03 PM PDT reply actions
I’m getting excited. Halfway through the game and we’re tied. Looks like we’re headed for penalty kicks!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
HR derby!
That would not go well for us
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
They are going to attach Lowry's left arm to Valdez and create a super switchpitcher?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
like that one guy in the yankee farm system?
I think its the yankee system…
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
I don’t think either of them is coming back this year.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
anyone need to earn a few extra bucks?
Rent out your fandom!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280244100894
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
what a loser
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Billy Sadlerious?
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Tulowitzki F Bomb.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Another danger of maple bats! (Oh – and of silly tantrums thrown by grown men)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I like walks.
They put people on base for the San Francisco Giants!
Kruk: "He's [Eliezer] due to hit for a home run"
Adopted Giant: Aaron King
Wearing the crown by 2011. Or at least the LOOGY hat
Edgardo could have done that!
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
krukow says san luis obispo is our countrys best city
take that country!
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
The 1st ever Jamba Juice is the only draw
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
ridiculously hot chicks.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i worked there for a while actually
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
there's a great pizza place there
used to stop there after bike races in so cal
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 10, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
woodstocks?
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the one
thanks
"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"
by The Gene Hackman on Jul 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I love SLO (Atascadero is pretty cool, too).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's Steve Holm when you need him?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2008 12:08 PM PDT reply actions
Playing somewhere, not batting .000
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
when was the last time RallyKiller anyone went oppo yard?
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I’m just saying, it seems like forever since someone hit a HR, let alone an OPPO HR.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker
Better start stealing bases
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:10 PM PDT reply actions
Another day game tomorrow?
My employer shudders.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Tell me how my ass tastes
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think anyone
Is black enough for jesse jackson
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Denk
Get a hit here and you might get another start this month!
The All-Father is now a Giant!
See you in August, Travis.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
As I said before...
...a surprisingly large number of MLB players look baked in their gameday photos.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
what if maine is pitching?
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what is funny
I don’t even really care if we win or lose
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
how come? :P
don’t you want to start a Zito winning streak? :)
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
a what?
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk: "He's 104 pitches into his outing."
Zito is being outed???
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
Ray Durham....defensive replacement......
Only on the Giants.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
cue vomit
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
id rather have one armed lowry bat
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to me. I find him an offensive replacement.
I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."
by Mayor of 311 on Jul 10, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said...
...see you in August, Travis.
The All-Father is now a Giant!
by EliminateMe on Jul 10, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
From across the bay. . . .
Introduce yourself right on right on. . . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jul 10, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
It sounds like the Shea Stadium was playing Janet Jackson’s “Nasty” immediately following that four-pitch walk.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Bruce Bochey
the patented move of letting a guy give up a runner, then quickly hooking him so he can get a loss.
I think it's harder
to lose games the way Bochey does than it is to just win the damn things.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess it's Romo
they all the same, right Mets guys?
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sergio Matos. Or Osiris Romo.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 10, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucked up thing
Is if Castillo could play D, we would be winning this game and Zito would have looked pretty good
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions
I'm just saying
It amazing how one or two plays early in the game like that can screw the entire pooch
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
can patrick willis hit righthanders?
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
-1
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
- 1000000000000000000000000
Steve Jackson and Adrian Peterson beg to differ with that assesment.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup.
And the Giants are considering keeping Castillo long term. Dandy, ain’t it?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If he could pitch half-way decent, the Giants would be in 1st place.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
having him in right...
is a Winn-Winn situation!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
kline treatement?
I’ll take it one further…randy is ok
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll throw in Lisa Stevens of Wells Fargo for free!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
thats right lisa!
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess you can call that a Win-Winn situation
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
He's so shiny
he’d distract the hitters.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cubs 35-10 at home this year
that means its going to be a long weekend
Giants! Giants! HELP US GOD!
not even mentioning Harden pitching...
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 10, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
wow that got me pretty good…no idea why…maybe ive been hanging out with danker too much
Rafael Rodriguez: Vlad Guerrero on layaway?
by BrianBokake on Jul 10, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M HAVING SEI-SEI-SEI-ZURES
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 10, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Especially since he’s just a ripoff of the Reds’ baseball head mascot.
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this reyes assclown anyways?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 10, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions
Stop it
stop it RIGHT NOW. Bochey can hear you.
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lewis>Bowker.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
Lewis the OF is better than Bowker the OF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Bowker= better power
Lewis= better everything else… Maybe takes some bad routes, but has speed to compensate..
by bondslegend on Jul 10, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't hear them but they are.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Vizquel has been giving him lessons.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jul 10, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So...
will we ever see Denker again?
by rightcenterfielder on Jul 10, 2008 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
But I was just getting used to this one!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
i hate you tatis.
If my head is full of white hairs by the end of this season.. I blame Brian Wilson. (I'm only 22, dammit!)
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