This Fanpost isn't as good as Lincecum's
by Natto on Jul 1, 2008 12:18 PM PDT
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I guess it's time to get real and admit that this thread can never be as good as Lincecum's. It's quite a disappointment, but we might as well trudge forward. How about a photodump for Cain on the day of his start?
I searched deviantART for Matt Cain pictures like I did with Lincecum. Sadly, the only drawings of Cain around are the ones that I did. There was this sweet photo though, courtesy of cedrus.
A quick Google image search turned up this picture, which I've never seen before. Cain really was a high school kid when he was signed. Dude looks so tiny compared to his current beefy state.
How 'bout one with Cain and Lincecum?
And of course there's this one
I'm posting this so I don't have to keep searching for the Yankees gameday post to find it again.
Also for some reason this comes up as a GIS result, but I'm not complaining. So. Cain pics. I know they're out there. Let's catch 'em all!
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I like your Cain as the ronin drawings. Your artistic renderings did a world of good for his sex appeal. I’m just saying.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA this fanpost
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 1, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yellow Submarine FTW!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Translation
For those of you who can’t read the last one:
Cain: Hey, Igawa-san.
Igawa: Who the hell are you?!
Cain: I’m…
Cain: MATT CAIN!!eleven!!
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Jul 1, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just think...
We could have had a Crede photodump thread if we had parted ways with this washed-up excuse for a ballplayer.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and some general use ones
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 1, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the last one
never fails to make me chuckle
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here
I just noticed that his pants are ripped at the knee. I always assumed it was a staged photo, but that makes me think it just maybe could be real. It’s hilarious either way.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jul 1, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Jul 1, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 1, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
George Michael?
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jul 1, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nah, not really
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from Arrested development?
The face is the similar.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jul 1, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh… I was using a href and not img src… my dumb….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, of course:
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1 for the sexy and exciting Matt Cain
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are those...crackerjacks?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Matt Cain bombs…. so awesome
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 1, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zambrano reaction
PRICELESS
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Zambrano
in his eye
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jul 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: This Fanpost isn't as good as Lincecum's
You’re right. It isn’t!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HA!
more like Matt Cain FTL!
am i right am i right? psh 26-35 lifetime record. loser!
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jul 1, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain seriously owns
Tim really is a better pitcher, but there is just something about Cain…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 1, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL @ Russ Ortiz discussion
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 1, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s a BEAST! I’m literally going to touch myself at night once Cain figures everything out. Him and Lincecum will be the greatest thing since Koufax and Drysdale?
by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget this one...
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Jul 1, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap!
He got to be in the same picture as Mark Sweeney? Lucky punk!
by Natto on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME.
JUST LIKE MATT CAIN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That seals it
Matt Cain appreciation-style threads every day that he starts until the mojo wears off.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And you deserve all the credit you can give yourself.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 2, 2008 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jul 1, 2008 11:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we know the reason for his success!
Colbert needs to have him on!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 2, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
groug FAIL
My first reaction: “Wow, they have a giant Coke bottle in Fresno too?”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 2, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a strange picture...
“The Bee” would refer to the local newspaper in Fresno, wouldn’t it? It’s almost like it was photoshopped to look like Fresno w/ a Coke bottle.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 2, 2008 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s actually supposed to be half Fresno, half San Francisco.
It took me a while to notice that.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jul 2, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ca-in Your Face
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jul 2, 2008 10:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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