This Fanpost isn't as good as Lincecum's
I guess it's time to get real and admit that this thread can never be as good as Lincecum's. It's quite a disappointment, but we might as well trudge forward. How about a photodump for Cain on the day of his start?
I searched deviantART for Matt Cain pictures like I did with Lincecum. Sadly, the only drawings of Cain around are the ones that I did. There was this sweet photo though, courtesy of cedrus.
A quick Google image search turned up this picture, which I've never seen before. Cain really was a high school kid when he was signed. Dude looks so tiny compared to his current beefy state.
How 'bout one with Cain and Lincecum?
And of course there's this one
I'm posting this so I don't have to keep searching for the Yankees gameday post to find it again.
Also for some reason this comes up as a GIS result, but I'm not complaining. So. Cain pics. I know they're out there. Let's catch 'em all!
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I like your Cain as the ronin drawings. Your artistic renderings did a world of good for his sex appeal. I’m just saying.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions
Yellow Submarine FTW!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
Translation
For those of you who can’t read the last one:
Cain: Hey, Igawa-san.
Igawa: Who the hell are you?!
Cain: I’m…
Cain: MATT CAIN!!eleven!!
Still in despair.
Just think...
We could have had a Crede photodump thread if we had parted ways with this washed-up excuse for a ballplayer.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
the last one
never fails to make me chuckle
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here
I just noticed that his pants are ripped at the knee. I always assumed it was a staged photo, but that makes me think it just maybe could be real. It’s hilarious either way.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
nah, not really
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh… I was using a href and not img src… my dumb….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jul 1, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
+1 for the sexy and exciting Matt Cain
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
are those...crackerjacks?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Zambrano reaction
PRICELESS
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HA!
more like Matt Cain FTL!
am i right am i right? psh 26-35 lifetime record. loser!
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jul 1, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain seriously owns
Tim really is a better pitcher, but there is just something about Cain…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
This is why.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ Russ Ortiz discussion
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jul 1, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME.
JUST LIKE MATT CAIN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
That seals it
Matt Cain appreciation-style threads every day that he starts until the mojo wears off.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
And you deserve all the credit you can give yourself.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Now we know the reason for his success!
Colbert needs to have him on!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 2, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions
groug FAIL
My first reaction: “Wow, they have a giant Coke bottle in Fresno too?”
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
This is a strange picture...
“The Bee” would refer to the local newspaper in Fresno, wouldn’t it? It’s almost like it was photoshopped to look like Fresno w/ a Coke bottle.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jul 2, 2008 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually supposed to be half Fresno, half San Francisco.
It took me a while to notice that.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

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