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All-Pathetic Giants Team

Continued from last night's gameday thread. Using players from your lifetime as a fan, construct the worst possible Giants team you can imagine.

I'll start:

C: Yamid Haad

1B: Todd Benzinger (I take him over J.R. Phillips because of how truly pathetic it was to replace Will Clark with Benzinger)

2B: Brad Wellman

3B: Kim Batiste

SS: Johnny LeMaster

LF: Mark Leonard

CF: Shawon Dunston

RF: Marvin Benard (2003 version)

Bench: Bob Melvin, Glenallen Hill, Charlie Hayes (1999 version), Desi Wilson, Mike Felder

SP: Barry Zito

SP: Terry Mulholland (1995 version)

SP: Brett Tomko

SP: Sergio Valdez

SP: Osvaldo Fernandez

RP: Armando Benitez

RP: Jeff Brantley

RP: Dave Righetti (1993 version)

RP: Jose Bautista

RP: Doug Henry

RP: Rich DeLucia

RP: Alan Embree

 

There are surprisingly few current Giants on the list. Just Zito, actually.

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Well done. Or rather, Horribly done.

Osvaldo Fernandez! I’m not even going to bother cleaning up the small dollop of vomit on my keyboard—kind of a penance for once thinking that was a great move and investing so much hope.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 11:10 AM PDT   0 recs

no Neifi?

really?

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 AM PDT   0 recs

Um…wow. That is a gigantic, stupendous, monumental oversight on my part. I even mentioned him as my least favorite Giant of all time in last night’s gameday thread. Okay, he starts at shortstop, Johnny LeMaster moves to the bench, and Desi Wilson gets a pass.

Michael Tucker might also be a better pick than Mark Leonard or Mike Felder, come to think of it.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2008 11:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Good God no!

Neifi Perez spent 220 games here, and horrible as they were, they can’ t possibly measure up to LeMaster’s 7 and a half years of starting, the greatest of which hit a 79 on the OPS+ scale. In 1980 Lemaster posted a .215/.257/.306 season, and the result of that monstrosity was …. he continued to be our starting SS for four more years.

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And then LeMaster was replaced by Jose Uribe, then Royce Clayton, then the succession of Shawon Dunston, Jose Vizcaino, and Rey Sanchez. The Giants had a REALLY bad run of shortstops before Aurilia got a chance to start, didn’t they? At least offensively speaking. Dunston was by far the best of the lot.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Please don't speak ill of Oooooo-ree-bay

I may not have been stat-savvy as a kid, but he was a fun player to watch- one of my favorites.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Jul 2, 2008 11:39 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

+1 squidillion

Lord, how I hated El Neifi Muy Malo.

by wcw on Jul 1, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Pinch runner:

Ruben Rivera.

All-Father Watch: 1.23 ERA, 8 saves, 0.98 WHIP, 37 Ks in 36 2/3 IP

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 AM PDT   0 recs

Or Bengie.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jul 1, 2008 12:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I did say “runner”.

All-Father Watch: 1.23 ERA, 8 saves, 0.98 WHIP, 37 Ks in 36 2/3 IP

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2008 12:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

pinch waddler, maybe?

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on Jul 1, 2008 12:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't remember Doug Henry being that bad.

We traded Scott Linebrink for him, which granted, wasn’t a great move. But I don’t think Doug Henry was awful enough to justify being on this list.

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 1, 2008 11:14 AM PDT   0 recs

Yeah, you’re probably right. I’m sure I could come up with several far worse relievers if I took more time to think about it.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2008 11:16 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And just so I’m not complaining without offering a solution, I suggest he be replaced with Jeff Juden.

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 1, 2008 11:16 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Good call. He actually didn’t pitch that badly for us, but he gets points for being a giant flaming ass. Mark Dewey and Julian Tavarez fit into this category too.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

God I hated to see mark Dewey come into a game. The Dewey DeLucia combo has to the worst bullpen tandem ever. They made Armando look competent, and that’ s not easy.

by tyrannoman on Jul 1, 2008 12:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

How about Julian Tavarez?

All-Father Watch: 1.23 ERA, 8 saves, 0.98 WHIP, 37 Ks in 36 2/3 IP

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Jinx.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Rich Murray

whose “phenom” status caused Wilie McCovey’s awkward and ugly mid-season forced retirement.

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 AM PDT   0 recs

+ 109

of coarse Stretch is one of my 2 mostest favoritest Giants of all time so I might be a bit biased.
Naw.

" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.

by daveinexile on Jul 1, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

CF

I would like to name Rikkert Faneyte as all-useless for Centerfield.
I know he really just had a cup of coffee in the majors, but he was the first to wear 22 in the Post-Thrill era. And that was just a sin.

Ralph Barbieri, heal thyself.

by ThrillisGone22 on Jul 1, 2008 12:22 PM PDT   0 recs

agree with you on the 22, but damn what a name.

by tyrannoman on Jul 1, 2008 12:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

While we’re talking about useless CFs with weird names, I’m going to throw out Dax Jones.

I was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Jul 1, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dax Jones! Forgot about him.

Bizarrely, according to this, his middle name is Xenos.

More bizarrely, when you google the guy, the first result is a different Dax Jones.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh man I remember him. I used to think he was cool and stuff.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 3:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ricky Ledee “deserves” a spot on the bench.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jul 1, 2008 12:26 PM PDT   0 recs

Tomko

I take issue with having him on the list. I’m not saying he was great or anythng, but he had two of his best years with the Giants and he wasn’t really that detrimental as a pitcher. There are plenty of worse pitchers than him that have worn orange and black in recent years

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by NeifiChicken on Jul 1, 2008 12:26 PM PDT   0 recs

The title is “All-Pathetic” team. Was there a more pathetic sight than watching Tomko meltdown time after time?

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jul 1, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But he went to a sports psychologist!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what no Greg Minton mention?

that man was a walking hart attack to watch.

" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.

by daveinexile on Jul 1, 2008 12:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Frank Duffy

Has to be there. His Giants stats were worse than Lemasters. LHP. Ray Sadeki, Sudden Sam McDowell, Barry Zito.

We need an all-bust phenom thread.

by hammerofthor on Jul 1, 2008 12:58 PM PDT   0 recs

Good lord

Frank Duffy’s Giants stats adds up to about a week of ABs. In Lemaster’s September cup of coffee at age 21 he doubled Duffy’s lifetime ABs as a Giant. You can’t compare 20 games as a bench player to a decade of starting incompetence.

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Jul 1, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

long range incompetence

I have no argument about Johnny Disasters lengthy effluence. Duffy has to be considered because we gave up 300+ HR’s and 1000+ RBI’s to get him, all for a cup of coffee. If the criteria is long term incompetence, Johnny is our man. If the criteria is putridness, even for just a second, then Frankie D is our man.

by hammerofthor on Jul 1, 2008 5:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, some history

Rookie Chris Speier provided a huge spark o the ‘71 club but he also had a balky back, and club officials became overly concerned (if no apparently obsessed) with the idea that his back would go out on him under the pounding of his first full major league season and they’d be left without a shortstop down the pennant stretch run. They knew Foster had great power potential, but believed they had a star in the making in Ken Henderson. Believing they couldn’t risk doing nothing about the Speier situation, they chose to knowingly over pay (historically badly as it turned out) to be some insurance for their defense in the pennant chase.

As if turned out, Speier never was forced to miss any significant time; Duffy virtually never played, and they sent him on his way that winter in the even more ill-considered Gaylord Perry trade (much worse since there was no baseball justification at all, just Stoneham saying fuck you to an annoying pain in the ass who he disliked) thus giving Duffy his historical Giants legacy of being a principle in two of the franchises worst deals ever, all within a 6 month period.

That said, he was acquired to be a backup and a backup he remained. It was still just 28 ABs.

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey

Glenallen Hill is sorry about your Dog. Can you take him off the pathetic list please?

You can add:
DH Tsuyoshi Shinjo

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Jul 1, 2008 1:23 PM PDT   0 recs

NO to both!

Glenallen Hill (oh, I’m sorry, G-Hill, as was the style at the time) belongs on the list. Period.

Second, Shinjo was flat-out the most exciting defensive centerfielder of my lifetime. Granted, he hit approximately as well as my mom, but without the old girl’s ability to lay off offspeed crap. (Mom is 75, a wily veteran.) But his defensive work alone makes me glad he was on our team… and then left quickly.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Your lifetime

had better not extend back to Mays career or I’m starting a recall campaign for your mayoralty!

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Jul 1, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, my lifetime does somewhat, but my Giants tenure does not.

I moved to SF in 1990 and thus began my term as a Giants fan. (“Term” in the penal sense, not the electoral sense.) While I missed Mays, it DOES give me special powers of objectivity about Will Clark [ducking], without the mindless hero worship [ducking] that Clark got from that HR against the Cubs in 1989. [Secret Service blocks incoming bottle.]

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 3:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nah, I mindlessly hero worshipped Will Clark long before the 1989 NLCS.

by jcb9 on Jul 1, 2008 3:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll even grant that it wasn't mindless before 1989

But [looking at guy standing up & unzipping his jacket] from 1990 onward, that guy never actually delivered when it mattered [ducking, bouncing side to side] . Yes, he hit .300 … by hitting .700 if we were already 4 runs up or 4 runs down, but never in a close game from 1990-end. He was a huge a-hole, apparently believing that he was curing cancer out there. [Ducking] And he had zero tolerance for Barry coming in and taking the spotlight, and had a problem w/having a black manager (I know people who were in the room with him during management conversations, so if someone doesn’t want to believe it, fine, but I’m reporting this WITH a foundation, not rumor).

But, really, my thing was that he never came through from 1990 onward, and longer-term Giants fan simply were never able to SEE that, bestowing a halo effect that carried from previous years. And whenever I pointed out that he choked EVERY time he could have mattered, well, you can guess what happened: Yeah, right, tell that to the Cubs in 1989. Um, yeah, ok.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 3:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

We've argued this before, so i'll keep it brief...

But I must make two quick points.

Point #1 (which I believe I’ve made before on this issue): Your argument is akin to someone walking into a movie theater halfway through a film, and then thinking they are more of an expert on that film than the people who sat through the whole thing. This seems incredibly self-righteous to me on the face of it, but I know you think there are extenuating circumstances—which brings me to…

Point #2: You think we fans who actually watched the entirety of Clark’s career can’t be trusted to judge it because we are too biased. I hope you realize that in making this argument - that you’re right, and everyone else is wrong because they are blinded by their emotions, while presenting zero statistical evidence to help make your case - you are aligning yourself, rhetorically speaking, with this guy.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 4:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Au contraire.

Not at all. You misunderstood my point before, and do so again. I have never said anything about Clark’s whole career; just 1990 onward. People who saw the whole career (story arc) are perfectly positioned to evaluate whatever they want, and I respect whatever opinions they have about whatever they saw. I am not, have not, and will not pretend to comment on the entirety of Will Clark’s career, nor more importantly, on the very real emotional impact he had on his fans. Period, full stop. That knocks out all of Point 1, and the first half of Point 2 (up to the call for stats). People can feel how they feel about Clark (or anyone/anything else), and I will abide. My sole focus is on his post-1990 Giants career, and that is all I have ever commented upon. I state no opinion on the “whole movie.”

As to the stats, you know as well as I do that you’re asking the impossible. There is no such thing as clutch that is discernable by stats, and thus there cannot be any such thing as choke that is discernible by stats. I would never go so far as to call YOU arrogant (or self-righteous, or however you wish), but to say that ONLY statistical support can help reveal some kind of truth is, well, arrogant. And silly. I am not anti-stat by any means. But I’m also capable of coming in 1990 with no emotional attachment to Clark in either direction and discerning stuff about him, IF (a) I see lots and lots of games, (b) am not biased one way or the other about the guy to start with, (c) do my conscious best to correct for all the usual perception biases, and so on.

Hey, you don’t HAVE to agree with my view of the last few years of Clark here, and I have never asked you to do so. But it is absurd to say that I am “self-righteous” for thinking that I might have a clearer view of the guy because I don’t have the intense emotional history that longer-terms fans did have; and it is absurd to say that absence of stats = invalidity. I am 100% entitled to opinions based on my own observations, as are you.

Given that I have never attempted to say anything about the ‘whole movie,’ I don’t think your points address what I have said. And anyway, you know better than most that one actually CAN learn things by taking one scene or one sequence and studying it closely, out of its context of the whole story.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I didn’t call you self-righteous. I said that your point – the one I thought you were making, and which you say were not (which I can except) – seemed self-righteous to me "on the face of it", then added "but I know you think there are extenuating circumstances" (i.e. mitigating factors which would make it not self-righteous).

And I never said “that ONLY statistical support can help reveal some kind of truth”, only that by claiming bias by those who disagree and not backing up your assertion with stats was very similar to GRM.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's cool, baby.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 10:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

One more point (I couldn't resist)...
And whenever I pointed out that he choked EVERY time he could have mattered, well, you can guess what happened: Yeah, right, tell that to the Cubs in 1989. Um, yeah, ok.

Don’t worry, my friends are the same way…

Whenever I point out to them that Brian Sabean has won EVERY trade he’s ever made, well, you can guess what happens: Yeah, right, tell that to the Twins. Um, yeah, ok.

And whenever I point out that O.J, Simpson would NEVER harm another living thing, well, you can guess what happens: Yeah, right, tell that to Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Um, yeah, ok.

And whenever I point out that the Germans are a peaceful nation who would never harm innocent people, well, you can guess what happens: Yeah, right, tell that to the Jews. Um, yeah, ok.

I mean, seriously, what do you expect them to do except bring up the event which most proves you wrong?

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 5:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Sorry, Josh, I like you, but this is absurd. You're missing the obvious logical fallacy.

When making the point IN 1991 (or whatever) that Player X sure doesn’t seem to come through much when it matters, to point out something that happened in another year is no answer. Illogical. Fallacious. And more than that, it shows a totally understandable and totally human but nevertheless erroneous emotional filter.

To point out that something in 1989 (past) occurred proves that something I am saying in 1991 in the present tense is wrong is silly, illogical, senseless, whatever. I guess it WOULD make sense if someone mistakes what I am saying – as you have clearly done – as an opinion of Clark’s WHOLE CAREER, but as I have shown, I have never said or even hinted that.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

“Sorry, Josh, I like you, but this is absurd.”

I agree. But no more absurd than saying any player “choked EVERY time he could have mattered”. If this were true, it would be discernable by stats, which you agree it’s not.

“When making the point IN 1991 (or whatever) that Player X sure doesn’t seem to come through much when it matters, to point out something that happened in another year is no answer.”

You didn’t claim he “sure didn’t seem to come through much when it matters” you claimed he “choked EVERY time he could have mattered” (capitalization by YOU not ME).

As far as the years thing goes, fine, if you say pointing out a time he came through from another year doesn’t prove you wrong, then pointing out one from that year would indeed prove you wrong (since you wrote “NEVER”). But I don’t want to go too far the semantics hole (besides, I see someone already gave you an instance where he came through big in ‘91 and you dismissed it as anecdotal).

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 10:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Fair enough. Please forgive my original casual hyperbole

You’re right that ‘always’/’never’ APPEAR to be absolutes, which obviously in the context of something like baseball, is not true (even Armando Blownitez had the occasional good appearance during his last year with the Giants). So, please forgive my casual hyperbole. I think it was obvious hyperbole, not literal, so I am glad to learn that that was part of the problem.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 2, 2008 9:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

P.S.S.

Because I called you out for not backing up your argument with stats - and because I believe human memory is not very reliable - I thought I’d give you the cold, hard numbers:

WILL CLARK—CAREER STATS

Overall: .303/.384/.497 (OPS = .881)
W/ RISP: .306/.407/.498 (OPS = .905)
W/ RISP & 2 out: .290/.431/.477 (OPS = .908)
Postseason: .333/.409/.547 (OPS = .956)

Man, what a choker!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

By the way...

I got those “clutch” stats at Beyond the Box Score, where they make a very persuasive argument that Clark belongs in the Hall of Fame. Personally, I think he falls just short. Which is surprising, since I’m supposedly a biased fanboy unable to separate my unholy man-love for Will Clark from my baseball analysis.

/sarcastic rant

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jul 1, 2008 6:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Cute. Got the stats on Late&Close? THAT is specifically what I was referring to.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Someone fashion the mayor a tin-foil hat

You lose.

(in the great battle to portray opinion as fact)

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on Jul 2, 2008 11:49 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope, not trying to fashion opinion as fact

How the heck am I trying to portray opinion as fact, let alone battling to do so? (That was rhetorical; need we prolong this?) I’m very content to keep opinion as opinion, and have never suggested otherwise. That opinion has been attacked - which is perfectly fine - with arguments that are irrelevant to my rather limited point. One was that something that happened before negates something that is happening currently (OJ couldn’t have killed his ex-wife because he saved her life once two years earlier), a patent logical flaw. The other was a bunch of stats that were offered to refute a point that the offerer THOUGHT was my point, but wasn’t. If the point is ‘choking when it matters’ then merely offering the stats offered doesn’t address that. Stats pertaining to Late&Close (or similar) would do so, and no, I am not interested in finding those because I don’t care enough, I don’t care whether anyone else thinks anything of Will Clark besides whatever they want to believe.

Moreover, I didn’t invite this conversation, Hairball. If you scroll up, I made a comment about Shinjo, was asked whether I had seen Mays, made a throwaway comment about that, and then we were off to the races. I have zero interest in convincing anyone of anything; I make no pretense about opinion being fact; and the evolution of this side-conversation in no way qualifies me for the tin-foil hat.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Clark choker eh? Is that why in both of the classic Giants games that Comcast has shown thus far when Clark was on the team, he just so happened to have a clutch hit in both games? 93 September game vs the Padres, he hits a 10th inning walk off HR. A must win game for the Giants down the stretch. The other game they showed was in 91 (Giants weren’t very good that year) but in the game they show Clark hits a triple in the bottom of the 9th to score Willie McGee in a 1-0 game. Giants ended up winning 2 batters later on a squeeze play by Mike Felder.

I seem to also remember more heroics from Clark in 93, such as in the 2nd to last game of the year he had a huge day at the plate in another must win game against the Dodgers. Bonds and Williams also came up big in that game. Of course they ended up losing the next day, thank you Solomon Torres and Mike Piazza.

Clark was also SUCH a choker for the Cardinals in 2000. He only hit .345 and slugged 12 homers with 42 RBI in 50 games. And hit .412 in the NLCS against the Mets. While filling in for an injured Mark McGwire no less. What a choker that Will Clark was!

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice going, Hobbes. By the way, an N of 2 is an 'anecdote.' Cherry-picked at that.

And by the way, I never said anything about Clark on the Cardinals or Rangers or anything else, because I never saw those games nor care.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

1990

OK, so I’m new to this discussion, but having read all that is here, it seems to me that you just like to stir the pot. Nobody really cares about the last third of Will Clark’s Giants career when separated from the rest. It just happens to be that you moved to the area in that year and that’s when you began to care. And now you are a little too proud of your status as an allegedly hyper-realistic Clark evaluator. Post 1990. Whoopedeefreakingdoo! Good for you. I’m glad you successfully dodge those bottles and curses that are so lightly thrown in your imagination. “1990” is your protection (see “logical fallacy” below, which is only illogical when one respects your arbitrarily imposed “1990” deadline). Will Clark was a damned good ballplayer who was most likely an arrogant prick and a racist. Whatever! It’s too bad anyone responds to your provocations. You win debater’s points.

Gary Thomasson's only true fan.

by Idaho Nick on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hmm. I'm not exactly a provacateur on here, Idaho.

Hang around awhile.

Oh, and I was making a throwaway subpoint, then someone ELSE expanded the discussion (and Josh and I somewhat know each other on this site, so it’s cool). I suggest a few deep breaths.

I'm adopting a true Giant and an awe-inspring gamer: tk. "Atta babe."

by Mayor of 311 on Jul 1, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’d like to nominate Josh and Mayor’s interaction in this thread for the award of “most entertaining and respectful, and least cussy argument in the history of the internet.”

You guys, UR DOIN IT RONG!

Usually when two members get into a “heated” back and forth all I do is roll my eyes and skim to make sure nothing bannable is being said. But this, this I actually read through, word for word, and I had the same goofy smile on my face that I had when I was watching Wall-E last Saturday. I didn’t have it on my face for the same reasons as I did then (sorry, but Wall-E is a WAY cuter robot than either of you two are), but it was the smile, anyway….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jul 2, 2008 3:01 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Agreed. In a perfect world, Shinjo would have spent 10 years as our 5th outfielder.

by rotorueter on Jul 1, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

As I said last night, the Oakleys alone remove Hill from any list with the world ‘pathetic’ in it.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 1, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Jim Poole

I think Jim Poole definitely deserves one of the bullpen spots. I think I would substitute him for Doug Henry.

by FluLikeSymptoms on Jul 1, 2008 1:31 PM PDT   0 recs

How about the 1984 version of Mark Davis? 5-17….ouch.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2008 1:38 PM PDT   0 recs

shawn dunston

hit a homerun in Game Six of the series-that-shall-not-be-named. please remove.

"They can trade me," Bonds said. "I don't think they will, though. It's not like I want to be traded, man. I'm a Giant. I'm stuck here till the end."

by GameSix on Jul 1, 2008 1:48 PM PDT   0 recs

While Livan left his fastball back at the hotel for Game 7. Shouldn’t he be the ‘Ace’?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jul 1, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ace

i remember, right before the deadline that year…i went to what should’ve been his last start with the giants. trade rumors were swirling. i was telling anybody who would listen it’d be his last start, for sure he’d get traded. he wasn’t.

"They can trade me," Bonds said. "I don't think they will, though. It's not like I want to be traded, man. I'm a Giant. I'm stuck here till the end."

by GameSix on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Maybe Dunston could be replaced by Eric Davis, who had a long and productive career, followed by one pitiful year as a Giant.

All-Father Watch: 1.23 ERA, 8 saves, 0.98 WHIP, 37 Ks in 36 2/3 IP

by EliminateMe on Jul 1, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ahead of seeing him in the ‘89 NLCS or his multiple stints with the Giants, that’s my lasting memory of him. After he hit that home run, I was thinking, “what an awesome way to end a career.”

Alas, the home run didn’t count in the end. If I remember correctly, they canceled the series after Dusty gave the ball to Ortiz, and all records were negated.

by rightcenterfielder on Jul 1, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Speaking of Dunston, he must have had one of the strongest arms of anyone I’ve ever seen. Watching that 91 Turn Back the Clock game, only reinforced that. Its surprising he wasn’t a pitching prospect too out of HS.

by Hobbes2d on Jul 1, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs