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Gameday Thread Article II

Offense, please.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

first

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewis

His old Gameday pic looked all smiling and happy.

His new one looks totally badass.

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“I cut you, sucka.”

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs the orange shades.

by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank god that hammy Durham blew eating breakfast didnt slow his game down

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How ‘bout one o’ dem 6 run innings?

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you trashed the green hats yet?

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorta

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Partially

They are getting mixed reviews

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dig the green hats.

by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re the 5 piece bacon guy though…....

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re right, I think my judgment could be impaired.

by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This series we’ve gotten 7, 6, and 4. So I’m thinking 5, once we get into the bullpen.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m getting this impression that Clippard likes to pitch from behind in the count.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He would fit in well with the Giants.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. I was confused for an inning or two.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Clippard” is also what happens to you when you join the military

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FTWn again!

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mr Cain

The guys were kind enough to find your lead and return it. Please take better care of it this time,

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah

Battuta be praised!

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m starting to think that pic has real powers.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that’s the 1-2 punch of Durham and Winn.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Victoire!

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

something like that…

I’m just thinking of the movie “Victory” when the crowd just shouts “Victoire!” a bunch. What a movie.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

4 x .300

That’s something we haven’t seen in a while.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A Winn special

Crapload of foul balls, followed by a base hit.

Me likey.

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those are not strikes

by Cainer on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's cool

Molina hits better with two strikes.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

It’s that thing where we score to tie the game, and then we give the lead right back—except we did it the other way this time!!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's still

the bottom of the 5th inning.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really like playing the Nats

it’s like playing us, where we’re the team that wins.

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy Win

could his trade value be any higher? Also Durham? Please get rid of them NOW???

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAS!!

I like the scoring of runz!! I just arrived, I take full credit.

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No!

Praise Ibn Battuta!

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless bondslegend is secretly Ibn Battuta?

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shhhhh

you’ve never seen us in the same place…that’s all I’m saying.

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

interesting…might be time to update the Battuta wiki page.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 more runs and I’ll feel a bit more comfortable with this lead.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How does Big Money tick?

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And little lambs…... Which apparently Dimitri ate.

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

something to do with chupacabra

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please do not trade BMoney

At the very least he could mentor Pablito and Gerald

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BATUTTA!

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Money goes around the world

Albeit very slowly.

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY MONEY

everybody loves money

by po on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We must

Keep Battuta a secret from the other clubs. Everyone keep an eye on AN.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Definitely.

Loved Battuta from the moment he appeared.

by out machine on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When was that, exactly? I feel a bit behind on the Battuta train.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was the second game of this series. After a couple of other explorers were given a shot.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit. I missed this place for those games. Silly real life.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't say this often.

But Winn is playing some ball. Great AB and he looked great scoring from first. Good Job, Randy, you deserve some love of late.

by out machine on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's been pretty okay for most of his contract

..just kinda wasted as a corner OF.

by wcw on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rainman hit it on the head earlier today about WInn

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got some Randy love.

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sanches

we have already destroyed him once.

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Be prepared to see a fully armed and operational Sanches!

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowker

On base MACHINE

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone

make a Flem soundboard “Buries right in you” could have hilarious consequences.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DC announcers

“all the Giants do is get on base”

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it is to laugh

so why am I crying?

by wcw on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants must seem like the Yankees to them.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ultimate Example of

announcers watching Small Sample Size Theatre.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr Cain

Your lead has grown in size. Do not be alarmed. THis has been known to happen occasionally (not to you specifically, but it does happen). Now that your lead is larger, it will be easier to keep track of and not lose.

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Cain blows.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DFA him. Now.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lewis = Dustan Mohr

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fred Lewis and the Flyball of Doom.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Da-yamn.

Nice recovery.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

9.6, could have used a backflip

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

please dont throw him another fastball

Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie

by Gamer101 on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAH

this comment keeps getting re-marked as new every update

by Viliphied on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re-load the page, it worked for me

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt KKKKain

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst 1-2-3 inning ever.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GASSS

God this guy sucks.

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought Lincecum was bad

but Cain is unimaginably worse.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly, one of those Cain outings that makes one wonder what in the world the Giants were thinking when they drafted him.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He BLOWS

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm

is this another game where everyone in the lineup has been on base?

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not Cain, because he sucks at the sport of baseball.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are the Giants

We only have the irregular kind

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got it

Freddy and Rowand haven’t gotten on base either

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

64 pitches through 5 IP?!

Ugh, get the bullpen going NOW!

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shoulda pinch-hit for him right there

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

after we get done with AAA team the Nats then we go to Colorado

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zito a "san francisco type"

WTF are you talking about, Don Sutton?

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Must mean that he likes Rice-a-Roni and It’s-It’s

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And little cable cars running halfway to the stars.

All-Father Watch: 1.19 ERA, 6 saves, 0.92 WHIP, 30 Ks in 30 1/3 IP

by EliminateMe on Jun 9, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously,

Sutton just went on for like 20 minutes talking about how the Giants’ pitchers all have unique personalities…thanks for that. I couldn’t figure out that 5 different people do things 5 different ways….

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sutton's right...

Because the pitching staffs on every other MLB team have the exact same personalities as each other. They even dress alike off the field (as well as on).

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the worst part

he then said “oh yeah, the Nats have colorful pitchers too”...narf.

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although I’ve never actually eaten Rice-a-roni. I like my rice white and steamed.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think I’ve ever had it either. White steamed rice is my carb of choice as well.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Matt Cain with no run support?

All-Father Watch: 1.19 ERA, 6 saves, 0.92 WHIP, 30 Ks in 30 1/3 IP

by EliminateMe on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait you mean he’s not a worthless hippie who would just be better off playing his guitar (badly) while loitering outside a store on the Haight?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I totally love It’s Its.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They really are incredible. The Vons by my house just started selling them and I can’t stop buying them.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man the Mint ones own me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The cookies have to be really fresh though.

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could you tell me

what is “it’s its”?

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s totally awesome. Pick some up for me while you’re out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't live anywhere near where they're served.

They have an “order now” thing online. Think they ship well?

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For overnight shippiing, sure. But do you wanna pay $67 for shipping?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they probably ship them with some ice packs. my roommate got a cake shipped like that.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there anyone here on MCC that thinks he gets more “play” than Zito?

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don Sutton gets more play that Zito?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure he was a playa

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, lots of coke and a fastball will get you places.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t forget the ‘fro

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-4

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Christian Guzman=...Rod Carew???

WTF is Don Sutton even saying anymore?

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Christian Guzman converted to Judaism?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like a perfectly reasonable assessment to me.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Carew career OPS+ = 131
Guzman career OPS+ = 77

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lastings Milledge

he really reminds me of Barry Bonds. A lot. Seriously

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonds needs to make a rap album first.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

xxxxxx action

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAIN

see above

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dmitri Young and Prince Fielder

MLB should hold a charity sumo wrestling match between them.

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With David Wells and Bartolo Colon as the undercard.

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Complete with sumo diapers? Because that would be funny.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I have to wash my brain with acid.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wouldn't be authentic without them

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This inning has killed Cain's pitch count

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this Don Sutton talking about Cain’s fastball on the Nats broadcast? I didn’t quite follow what he was saying, but it sounded kind of interesting.

by Evan on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+109

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

put 'im away, Matthais

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM MATT

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATT

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

^_^

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never get tired of that.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the longest inning of Matt Cain’s life.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Flores looks like Eric Chavez

/random observation

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep the ball down, Matthew.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Krukow + Flemming on TV is awesome

Kruk seems totally different—seems to talk a lot more about calling pitches, location, mechanics, etc.

I love Kruk & Kuip, but Kruk & Flem is a different kind of awesome.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIDDOWN!!!!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt KKKKKKain

Ugly ugly pitch.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!

Nice finish, Matt.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

12 alone to Flores

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And 8 to Milledge

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great at bats

Flores and Milledge stayed alive on some money pitches.

by lmaozedong on Jun 9, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the day Cain can get them out on those pitches – watch out

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s been interesting to see them do the Wrap on TV. Kuip is more into his glass of wine and bag of chips.

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

mos def

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

12-pitch AB

And MLB wonders why games take so long

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe if we made the commercials even longer.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grab some pine, meat!

All-Father Watch: 1.19 ERA, 6 saves, 0.92 WHIP, 30 Ks in 30 1/3 IP

by EliminateMe on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can't fade the Cainer!

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE PITCH!!!

great battle right there.

by lmaozedong on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Cain is done for the evening. I know he’s only at 92 pitches, but it was a high stress inning, it’s brutally hot there, I’m guessing he’s gassed. If he must start the bottom of the 7th, Bochy should have the bullpen ready the second someone reaches base.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course, he’ll be coming out for the 7th.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

need him fresh for the pennant drive

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems reasonable

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie is shinier.

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not there unfortunately.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should have lined that to RF instead of trying to pull

by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time for Mr.Rowand to do something

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by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

Make your own

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

walk

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
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by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did we ever find out who the father is?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He impregnated himself? That’s some mighty sperm.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Undergoing meiosis AND hitting home runs? That’s impressive.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's BOWKER Time!!

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
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by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Richie

Do something positive.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSS

capitalize. Crrrrrrush them

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang it.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1st pitch hack

on a guy that walked 2 that inning

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah – some patience may have been prudent.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, rich

yea, swing at the first pitch.

by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie

is no Bowker.

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck balls

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by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stranded 10 runners

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by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s your 2008 Giants.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can die happy

If they just DFA Rich already.

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by ChrisHero on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He would have cried

but his tears have dried up.

by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do the Giants have some sort of Kangaroo Court that issues fines for things like, oh, I don’t know, SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH WITH THE BASES LOADED AND TWO OUTS?

Because if they did, Rich Aurilia should be sent to Shawshank for life.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain is a gamer

But should he be out this inning?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yabu sighting

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yabu dabu do!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time for another...

Yabulog link!

I’m love the orange and black theme.

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by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get him outta there.

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or not

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by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yank

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by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

god is not listening

bochy=god

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Why isn’t Yabu in there? Is Bochy trying to drive Cain insane?

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love how Pena looked back at the ump and shook his head

He just wanted to let the ump know he didn’t swing.

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking umps...

28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah scrum

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yabu please

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs