Gameday Thread Article II
Offense, please.
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28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pie > almost anything.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewis
His old Gameday pic looked all smiling and happy.
His new one looks totally badass.

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god that hammy Durham blew eating breakfast didnt slow his game down
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Ibn Battuta!

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Partially
They are getting mixed reviews
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re the 5 piece bacon guy though…....
by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re right, I think my judgment could be impaired.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This series we’ve gotten 7, 6, and 4. So I’m thinking 5, once we get into the bullpen.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m getting this impression that Clippard likes to pitch from behind in the count.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know. I was confused for an inning or two.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Clippard” is also what happens to you when you join the military
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mr Cain
The guys were kind enough to find your lead and return it. Please take better care of it this time,
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m starting to think that pic has real powers.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Victoire!
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
something like that…
I’m just thinking of the movie “Victory” when the crowd just shouts “Victoire!” a bunch. What a movie.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 x .300
That’s something we haven’t seen in a while.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Winn special
Crapload of foul balls, followed by a base hit.
Me likey.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
It’s that thing where we score to tie the game, and then we give the lead right back—except we did it the other way this time!!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There's still
the bottom of the 5th inning.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like playing the Nats
it’s like playing us, where we’re the team that wins.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy Win
could his trade value be any higher? Also Durham? Please get rid of them NOW???
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAS!!
I like the scoring of runz!! I just arrived, I take full credit.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless bondslegend is secretly Ibn Battuta?
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shhhhh
you’ve never seen us in the same place…that’s all I’m saying.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
interesting…might be time to update the Battuta wiki page.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WIth silver bells and cockle shells
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And little lambs…... Which apparently Dimitri ate.
by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please do not trade BMoney
At the very least he could mentor Pablito and Gerald
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BATUTTA!
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big Money goes around the world
Albeit very slowly.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We must
Keep Battuta a secret from the other clubs. Everyone keep an eye on AN.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely.
Loved Battuta from the moment he appeared.
by out machine on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When was that, exactly? I feel a bit behind on the Battuta train.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was the second game of this series. After a couple of other explorers were given a shot.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit. I missed this place for those games. Silly real life.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't say this often.
But Winn is playing some ball. Great AB and he looked great scoring from first. Good Job, Randy, you deserve some love of late.
by out machine on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's been pretty okay for most of his contract
..just kinda wasted as a corner OF.
by wcw on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rainman hit it on the head earlier today about WInn
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but we're still going to trade your ass
so we can call up Nate
by po on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sanches
we have already destroyed him once.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Be prepared to see a fully armed and operational Sanches!
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone
make a Flem soundboard “Buries right in you” could have hilarious consequences.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DC announcers
“all the Giants do is get on base”
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ultimate Example of
announcers watching Small Sample Size Theatre.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr Cain
Your lead has grown in size. Do not be alarmed. THis has been known to happen occasionally (not to you specifically, but it does happen). Now that your lead is larger, it will be easier to keep track of and not lose.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA him. Now.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Da-yamn.
Nice recovery.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please dont throw him another fastball
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAH
this comment keeps getting re-marked as new every update
by Viliphied on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re-load the page, it worked for me
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum, Sanchez and Cain
the opponent best pray for rain
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please forget Misch.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really enjoy his telescope
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it has magnificent clarity!!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what she said…?
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Lincecum was bad
but Cain is unimaginably worse.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly, one of those Cain outings that makes one wonder what in the world the Giants were thinking when they drafted him.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He BLOWS
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
is this another game where everyone in the lineup has been on base?
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Cain, because he sucks at the sport of baseball.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These are the Giants
We only have the irregular kind
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got it
Freddy and Rowand haven’t gotten on base either
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Vizquel to do better.
Please?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
and to think I must be aiming real low when wanting free porn
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol sorry
it’s not 109, not even close.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoulda pinch-hit for him right there
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
after we get done with AAA team the Nats then we go to Colorado
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito a "san francisco type"
WTF are you talking about, Don Sutton?
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Must mean that he likes Rice-a-Roni and It’s-It’s
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And little cable cars running halfway to the stars.
All-Father Watch: 1.19 ERA, 6 saves, 0.92 WHIP, 30 Ks in 30 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 9, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously,
Sutton just went on for like 20 minutes talking about how the Giants’ pitchers all have unique personalities…thanks for that. I couldn’t figure out that 5 different people do things 5 different ways….
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sutton's right...
Because the pitching staffs on every other MLB team have the exact same personalities as each other. They even dress alike off the field (as well as on).
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the worst part
he then said “oh yeah, the Nats have colorful pitchers too”...narf.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although I’ve never actually eaten Rice-a-roni. I like my rice white and steamed.
by Natto on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think I’ve ever had it either. White steamed rice is my carb of choice as well.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Matt Cain with no run support?
All-Father Watch: 1.19 ERA, 6 saves, 0.92 WHIP, 30 Ks in 30 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait you mean he’s not a worthless hippie who would just be better off playing his guitar (badly) while loitering outside a store on the Haight?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally love It’s Its.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They really are incredible. The Vons by my house just started selling them and I can’t stop buying them.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man the Mint ones own me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cookies have to be really fresh though.
by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could you tell me
what is “it’s its”?
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A gift from the gods
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s totally awesome. Pick some up for me while you’re out.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't live anywhere near where they're served.
They have an “order now” thing online. Think they ship well?
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For overnight shippiing, sure. But do you wanna pay $67 for shipping?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they probably ship them with some ice packs. my roommate got a cake shipped like that.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there anyone here on MCC that thinks he gets more “play” than Zito?
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there anyone here on MCC worth 9 figures?
that is to say, no
by wcw on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don Sutton gets more play that Zito?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sure Don was no slouch
in his playing days
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, lots of coke and a fastball will get you places.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
0-4
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Christian Guzman=...Rod Carew???
WTF is Don Sutton even saying anymore?
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Christian Guzman converted to Judaism?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Carew career OPS+ = 131
Guzman career OPS+ = 77
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lastings Milledge
he really reminds me of Barry Bonds. A lot. Seriously
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let him finish 7
then Hinshaw 8 and Wilson 9 PLZ no Walker
by po on Jun 9, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xxxxxx action
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dmitri Young and Prince Fielder
MLB should hold a charity sumo wrestling match between them.
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With David Wells and Bartolo Colon as the undercard.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Complete with sumo diapers? Because that would be funny.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't be authentic without them
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This inning has killed Cain's pitch count
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this Don Sutton talking about Cain’s fastball on the Nats broadcast? I didn’t quite follow what he was saying, but it sounded kind of interesting.
by Evan on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
put 'im away, Matthais
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH HIM MATT
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I never get tired of that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a strike
for anyone with eyes
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the longest inning of Matt Cain’s life.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flores looks like Eric Chavez
/random observation
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Krukow + Flemming on TV is awesome
Kruk seems totally different—seems to talk a lot more about calling pitches, location, mechanics, etc.
I love Kruk & Kuip, but Kruk & Flem is a different kind of awesome.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIDDOWN!!!!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!
Nice finish, Matt.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And 8 to Milledge
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
great at bats
Flores and Milledge stayed alive on some money pitches.
by lmaozedong on Jun 9, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the day Cain can get them out on those pitches – watch out
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s been interesting to see them do the Wrap on TV. Kuip is more into his glass of wine and bag of chips.
by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
12-pitch AB
And MLB wonders why games take so long
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Grab some pine, meat!
All-Father Watch: 1.19 ERA, 6 saves, 0.92 WHIP, 30 Ks in 30 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't fade the Cainer!
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE PITCH!!!
great battle right there.
by lmaozedong on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Cain is done for the evening. I know he’s only at 92 pitches, but it was a high stress inning, it’s brutally hot there, I’m guessing he’s gassed. If he must start the bottom of the 7th, Bochy should have the bullpen ready the second someone reaches base.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems reasonable
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for Mr.Rowand to do something
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 case of It's it shipped to minnesota
$86. Worth it?
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost, but not quite.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
walk
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did we ever find out who the father is?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He impregnated himself? That’s some mighty sperm.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Undergoing meiosis AND hitting home runs? That’s impressive.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's BOWKER Time!!
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases loaded fake bunt time?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1st pitch hack
on a guy that walked 2 that inning
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah – some patience may have been prudent.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, rich
yea, swing at the first pitch.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck balls
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stranded 10 runners
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s your 2008 Giants.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can die happy
If they just DFA Rich already.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he slam his helmet down??
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 9, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He would have cried
but his tears have dried up.
by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do the Giants have some sort of Kangaroo Court that issues fines for things like, oh, I don’t know, SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCH WITH THE BASES LOADED AND TWO OUTS?
Because if they did, Rich Aurilia should be sent to Shawshank for life.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain is a gamer
But should he be out this inning?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If by "out" you mean not pitching, then yes
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yabu dabu do!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yank
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
god is not listening
bochy=god
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Why isn’t Yabu in there? Is Bochy trying to drive Cain insane?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love how Pena looked back at the ump and shook his head
He just wanted to let the ump know he didn’t swing.
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking umps...
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah scrum
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yabu please
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK
so when people say that managers don’t decide games, punch them in the face. If we don’t win, THIS is the EXACT reason why.
Bochey is a fucking moron.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1,000,000
I’m so mad at Bochy. Cain clearly had nothing at the end of the 6th.
I’m wondering if I’ll ever see him get another win again. Seriously.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm blind with rage
this fucking idiot manager may have single-handedly cost us the game doing something that I, someone with only a passing knowledge of this game, knew was fucking moronic.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And this is the part of the Cain start where he loses the win
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At worst a no decision
That is the only thing keeping me form throwing things
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Bochy doesn’t usually make social call”
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weird. I just figured out that if the runners on base score, that Matt Cain doesn’t get the win. Good thing that’s highly unlikely.
by Grant on Jun 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's Aaron Boone
i’m hopeful
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not when Yabu comes in and gets a triple playay
flyout tagem out than throw out runner on bases just for fun
by po on Jun 9, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boone has 5 HR's
How?
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on everyone, Battuta wouldn’t let a little thing like bad managing get him down. We have to be brave like him!
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Veteran savvy of Aaron boone
god what a crock.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1-2
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cain in line for the win still, way to pitch yabu
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Im pumped
Only 910 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on Jun 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BATUTTA
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOT!
Thank you, Yabu!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the way Yabu is pitching he could fetch a Fielder or a Ryan
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yabu for president!
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dictator-for-Life
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this team continues to amaze me
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was in the clubhouse
sticking pins in his Bochy doll, when the double play was being completed.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Kruk
just said Bochy for manager of the year…...
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm
I like kruk and everything, but that’s fucking stupid.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
said it before and I say it again
YABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by natteringnabob on Jun 9, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He deserves nothing but great things to be said about him. Long relief, set-up…he’s been teh awesome.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YaBututta!!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and to think some teams have a monkey
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psh
Amateurs
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cain did the fistpump thing
- shivers *
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yabu is becoming pretty good
at coming in with men on base and getting douple/triple plays.
by lincecumania on Jun 9, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kinda reminds me of that bowler we had a few summers ago
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOO
Big Sweaty warming up
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and Castillo PHing
apocalypse
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler walker sighting
Bochey failed once to blow the game, he’ll be damned if he doesn’t finish the job.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang
I was hoping for more Denker pinch-hit awesomeness.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP
DOES NOT COMPUTE. MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone who goes to games from now on
must bring huge posters of Ibn Battuta.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Freddy
don’t go 0-5!
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if you got some pie, maybe a short hug
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't want to get impaled
sorry
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have pie!
Apple. I got it at Nations
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By the end of the inning
there’ll just be a hat on the mound in a big puddle
by natteringnabob on Jun 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RICHIE
WOW
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5 easy pieces?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m feelin’ good, I think my body finally absorbed the bacon.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler’s bacon is still firmly (or not so firmly) on display on his haunches.
Damn that boy’s got a big ass.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nats announcers
saying bochey may be MOY. Morons.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Real Walker revealing himself
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
darn
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McCain says using Google to vet VP candidates
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Battle of the Fat Guys going on right now.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
funny b/c true
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda would like to see Young charge the mound.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet he would get winded half way, and sit down.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If young charged the mound
and Bengie ran after him, would the charge ever end?
by Viliphied on Jun 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a lot of fat guys moving at once.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cmon Thighler
sit his fat ass down
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get him outta there!
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hinshaw just started getting warm
He won’t be ready in time
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
staying in
darn
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyler might flood the field if he has to throw many more pitches.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They’d need to bring out the tarp.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thighler almost blew it there
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Give up Cain’s lead and I’ll kill you myself you fat lazy fuck.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 9, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here he comes
But I wonder if he managed to get loose
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain will be gray by the end of this season.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gets 2 outs
and then reveals his true self
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
here's what i don;t get
was there a reason Bochy didn’t stay with Yabu? Dude only threw a coupla pitches.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RELIEVERS MUST HAVE DEFINED ROLES!!!!
by Viliphied on Jun 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then redefine Walker’s role – this one ain’t workin!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big head, tiny brain.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno – but it’s happened on more than one occasion. Use the Yabu!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HINSHAW
Actually, first time I’ve seen him this year.
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that
a chin merkin I see Hinshaw developing?
by Viliphied on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a grade A fucking joke
Why is Walker still on the roster again?
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Local Boy Makes Good
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go Alex
Bases loaded, two-run lead, hard-luck starter ready to committ hari-kiri if you give up a game-tying hit. Knock yourself out, kid!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have I mentioned that Bochey is a fucking idiot yet?
MOY?????!!!!!!!!ELEVENTEEN
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BARACK HUSSEIN HINSHAW!!!11!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s Barack Hussein Muhammad Gacey bin Hitler Hinshaw.
by jcb9 on Jun 9, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don’t ever wear a towel over your head on a hot day, Al.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 9, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy should never put Walker in a game when the temperature is over 65 degrees and the humidity is more than 0%.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ummm
Did Hinshaw just smell his wrist as part of his pre-pitch twitching?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This will be interesting, Hinshaw has a history of control problems in the minors.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh benjie
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF????
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
let's close this out
please
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...
It’s not the 1st inning any more?
That was a new way of failing
by positiveuphemism on Jun 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A good throw and he’s out. At least now we can walk him.
"Don't trust anyone under the age of 30" - Brian Sabean
by Smotheredinhugs on Jun 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, Bochy
you are the absolute worst
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh geez
this could get ugly
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's fugly
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could someone please post an IBN pick NOWWW???
I don’t know how.
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
don't want to
i will get blamed if it goes sour
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WIlson
Apparently, Bochy must have the bases loaded before changing pitchers
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
that’s just playing the game the right way
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it
Closer now is a good idea.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR CAINER
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain is probably eating a pint of Ben and Jerry right now while listening to some sweet Celine Dion albums.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
watching Love Actually
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Battuta is ready to K some fools

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone explain the IBN Battuta to me. kthnx.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s part of the “Rally Explorer” series
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And worked like a charm two days ago. Or was it yesterday? I can’t remember
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's undefeated
2 and 0
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's jcb9's summary from june 8:
Yesterday, Fred Lewis was up in an RBI situation, and delorean posted a photo of Merriwether Lewis as RALLY LEWIS. Failed. Then, later, there was a RALLY AMERIGO VESPUCI. Failed. Finally, I posted RALLY IBN BATTUTA, and five runs followed.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a Rally Explorer series?
Miss one or two game threads and you fall hopelessly behind around here.
by Evan on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Had. The rest got voted off the island.
by paboperfecto on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, i was gone all last week
It’s crazy how fast it moves
by bondslegend on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually thought Wilson should have come in a batter ago
These are the situations where a true closer will stand up and shut the opponent down.
He needs hard tests. This is one.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he is the best reliever, then he should be in now
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst type of defeats
Have always said the worst kind of defeat is a road game where you have game in control and then the home teams takes the lead in bottom of 8th and then go down meekly in the 9th. Demoralizing.
by wilriv21 on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Yabu threw 4 pitches and got two outs?
That was awesome.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He can’t get double and triple plays to start an inning.
by paboperfecto on Jun 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a bad feeling about this
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I’m picking up good vibrations. Go Wilson!
by paboperfecto on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice picture choice!
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time Walker pitches in a crucial situation
I hate Bochy that much more.
by lincecumania on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WINN FTW
BATTUTA with the assist
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's the pepto-bismol?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where's a paper towel?
I just threw up on my keyboard.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's not get hasty
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BATUTTA
Nats fail
Molina unlucky and slightly bad
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Insurance runs, please
I don’t think 3 runs is going to win this game. I’m just saying.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
weirder/better meme
5 pieces of bacon or Ibn Battuta?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bacon Battuta.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the kind of outside the box thinking we need
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that wouldn’t work. We’re like the anti-Halal
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both good names for a band
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was xanthan
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops. Maybe. I’m too lazy to check.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT was me, Natto trying to steal my glory.
by xanthan on Jun 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you'll like it!
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t take the blame, pass it to Natto.
by paboperfecto on Jun 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-2
predicting a K
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie needs to provide an insurance run
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MONEY
do work!
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo still has bases loaded, two outs, bottom of the eighth. It’s safe to assume that WIlson got out of the inning, right?
by Evan on Jun 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m still a little worried about it.
by paboperfecto on Jun 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct
Hence the lack of cursing and weeping.
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you see the ballgirl take off??
She thought Dukes had a Gatorade bottle…
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
B-Money
If you hit a dinger here, I’m going onto MLB.com and voting you All-Star Catcher until my fingers bleed.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you didn't already?
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i voted 25x this morning
slow day in mom’s basement
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILSON TIME
PENA
NIEVES
GUZMAN
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Murderer's row!
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
still funny
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That ump is pretty far off second
Pick him off Bengie!
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lololol
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
O'RALLYKILLER!!!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
jinx
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just kidding
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice play baby
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow....
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jun 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And now he's a dumbass again.
What was he looking at on the ball?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking Chuck Knoblauch
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Uh, what’s this in my hand? What should I do with it?”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus
still, luck
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DANCE BITCHES
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
of the 4-game variety!!!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson
Manning up big time in this one.
by out machine on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew!
Hit it, Natto!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was Carew-esque by Guzman
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWEET!
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOT!!!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY
I didn’t give up my first born for nuthin’!
by robbgin on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tell him I have to talk to him.
I still have to break the news
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So You Think You Can Dance

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok...time to resign Bonds
Let’s make a run at this thing.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So a win is nice....but
That means we’re closer to the top of the division….and ahem….Sabaen has been known to do stupid things
Bill Mueller? I expect at least A-Rod type numbers from my son, Conor Gillaspie
by Gamer101 on Jun 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, well, whatever’s gonna happen is gonna happen. Might as well enjoy the victories!
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on Jun 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AMEN
REASON MAKES A COMEBACK
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still holding out hope for logic. Of course hope is still very outdated.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does stupid things regardless of the standings
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won one for the Cainer
gotta love it
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Save # 18 for Wilson
28-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 8-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
by rhys on Jun 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To the stat cave, nerds!
Giants have now won 7 road games in a row. First NL team to do that since 2004.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, seriously
that is the greatest thing evar.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 9, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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