Open Tim Lincecum Photodump Thread
In light of Tim Lincecum's greatness against the A's in his last start, I propose an open thread devoted to him-- post your best photoshops, and I think it's appropriate that someone post the Tim Lincecum Gameday Photo that Grant made awhile back. Ready set go!
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I didn't do this awesome animated one
i just happen to have it saved on my photobucket. Not trying to claim credit.



Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
um...the top one has a video shot of Cain.
Unacceptable. No over-ratedness allowed in an Enchanter thread.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 30, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Matt Cain SUCKS
Oops, I put that there.
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 30, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I think that other Giants’ Myspace page still uses some of those gifs you’ve created. I deleted them because they wouldn’t take them down, they sent me an angry letter, and then friend requested me about 2 weeks later. Talk about being nucking futs!
Proud adoptive parent of Tim Alderson.
ha
dumb asses.
You’re a good man J.
I think only the McCoven will have a clue as to what the Enchanter, as well as the AD painting with the never nude shorts, are. They’ll probably take it and say that they came up with the idea!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 30, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Dug through my archives
Not a photoshop, but cool to me nonetheless…
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
Vintage Tim!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY
I was at that game! Remember…that’s were we all learned just how much of a douche Shane Victorino is!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 30, 2008 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks for remind me.
that horseshit play where he ran completely out of the basepath to plow through the play, and the even more horseshit call that supports a runner creating his (or in Victorino’s case, her) own line of baserunning.
i’m going to hate it when he becomes a giant (you know sabean’s filing that away for 4-5 years from now)
by ExcuseMeSwing on Jun 30, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone have the gameday pic of the kid version of Lincecum that Grant put up awhile back?
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 30, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that really Tim?
I always just assumed it was some kid pic pulled from Google Image Search because he looked kind of like Tim.
Come to think of it, he does have that gamer look going…
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
Not Tim
Random kid pic. I actually had to Photoshop an Astros logo off of the hat.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 30, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
At age 55!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
So if I'm doing the math correctly...
He’ll be throwing 55 by age 88!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
maybe timmy shou'd grow out the 'stache
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on Jun 30, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't like the looks of God's arm slot
i predict he’ll need TJ surgery within 2 years.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Not only that, but Tim seems be suffering from a condition and might want to look into surgery, as well.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
It had to be said
A grower, not a show-er?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn't mine
and I forget who did it, so I can’t credit them, unfortunately. Just search it on Google.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Wow that’s incredible.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that is why paint was invented.[/jameslipton]
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 30, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
makes it seem like he’s making the ball levitate with his mental powers.
so, yeah, pretty damn real.
by ExcuseMeSwing on Jun 30, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
They did the fusion dance.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So is it Lincecain or Caincecum?
What do you call them with the Potara Earrings fusion?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Saincecum?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim
Lincecum was selected by the Chicago Cubs in the 48th round (1,408th overall) of the 2003 MLB Draft, but did not sign.
sigh…
Alan Trammell: Assistant (to the) Manager
Well, Bonds was first selected by the Giants
so you never know, not that I ever want Tim to be wearing anything other than orange and black.
¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!
BADDASSERY!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 30, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That is incredibly kickass.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow this is awesome. It looks like they even got the cleats right (reeboks). I notice both of you chose to draw Tim with the low socks. I guess maybe it just makes him look older, more badass.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
This particular picture is actually a sort of vectorized tracing of this photo. Well, maybe not that exact photo. His link is broken, so I had to try and find it. Thus his choice was pretty much set.
Tim rockin the socks
For Harwich in the Cape Cod League:

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 30, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
That picture of him with “Noah” is so weird. It looks more like a weird hybrid of Noah and Mark Sweeney.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Snoah?
And ya at Fanfest I was lamenting how Tim’s new haircut was the exact same ‘do my 13 year old brother wears.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Good hair, but there’s something so unwholesome about possibly being attracted to someone who reminds you of your adolescent brother.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So my dad and I aren’t really all that close and the only thing we ever really talk about is sports. I recently graduated and the monday following the festivities, he woke me up at 11:30 in the morning and told me to be in the car in 25 minutes. He then promptly drives me up to see the giants game that night (tim started):
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200806160.shtml. it was a great game and we had the absolute best seats in the house. We were sitting right above the dugout steps and got to talk to Roberto Kelly, Steve Holm (who understands the AD references) and briefly talked to John Bowker although he got quite popular there near the end. So all in all, great game and I had a blast. We get home the next day and apparently my graduation present wasn’t over because sitting on the table was a signed bat and ball:
The bat has seventeen players, including Cain, Brian Wilson, Freddie Loo! and two coaches. The best part is tim’s signature though:
and those are my timmy photos.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jul 1, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
OKAY
WTF! I call shenanigans.
i used the fancy little clicky-icon thingy to insert three images and none of them are there! either sbnation has screwed me or flickr has screwed me.
yup, it was flickr.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jul 1, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that's the best god damned present EVER!!!
Your dad rules.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
I think I’d shit myself if anyone gave me those two items.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 1, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
it was pretty freaking sweet. And graduation was kind of a downer because all my friends immediately left on a road trip and then my mentor died so it was just a really nice thing.
should have worn depends though :(
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jul 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Mentor died? Sorry to hear it. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
thanks, it was kind of a let down but it was pretty obvious that it was going to happen. Parkinson’s is nasty. he was a crazy great guy and had some amazing stories. He marched with MLK at Selma, founded a church and played catch with Gaylord Perry.
BROCK BOND LIKES HIS MARTINIS PUNCHED IN THE FACE, NOT STIRRED.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jul 3, 2008 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions

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