Open Gameday Thread: The jponry Edition
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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To be honest, I still don’t really get why Tyler Walker is the top set up man.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
WHAT THE FUCK WALKER, DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
It would smell like a luau
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s actually a cake.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If Timmy loses out on the Cy Young
you can blame Walker. quote me on it.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Dear Thyler
See the Luck I’ve Had
Can Make a Good Man
Turn Bad
Please Please Please
Let Me
Get What I Want
This Time.
Play Stonehenge!!!
walker is going to wait for two outs till he blows this lead
just always happens that way dont know why
Why’d you post a photo of Pam Anderson?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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I definitely do not trust Wilson with runners on base
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I totally trust Wilson with the game on the line.
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please?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
To say that Walker is getting smacked around
is not using a forceful enough verb
We're Giant fans.
We’ve got spare hearts in the fridge, next to the beer.
Messenger
Randy?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you dream of doing that to flat brim
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, I think Timmy is a bigger Giants fan than I am.
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EXHALE
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING AWESOME
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Did that just happen?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
BLOWN
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
man, I haven’t gotten this pumped over a game in awhile, this is fun.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
FWIW: Timmy leads the majors in K's again
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
ah, yer right
I forgot to set the filter from NL > MLB
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Dusty will destroy his arm before the season is up
Don’t worry
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew Tyler would overcome the adversity!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, now it's Brian's turn
two walks, an infield hit, and 42 pitches ought to do it.
TIM AMERICA
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
comin to kick the mother fuckin' A's yeah
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The gay way is legal here now.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I would marry him if I was
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s guy love between two guys.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
With video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU CAN’T DISRESPECT HIM HE’S ABOUT TO BREAK OUT OF THE SLUMP AT ANY SECOND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Thank you for not mocking my typo
Also: Vizquel is really not good anymore. It’s not a “slump” when it happens for 2 months… But I don’t expect Bochy to grasp that concept.
more like a year and two months, since he was shit last year too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
did you see how much cleveland loves him though?
and even they got rid of him.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s my adopted boy, so I guess technically I’m supposed to stand up for the guy…but ya…..I’m about [[ this close ]] to leaving him in a hot car while I go on another beer run! Does that “no questions asked” policy apply to a 41 y.o. shortstop left at the front door?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He really should retire
I think it shows much more of a player to retire mid-season than to just waste time till the year is done
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah I think he is worried Apraricio might stage a comeback to retake the record.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
for the Giants
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know Keith Foulke was still in baseball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Well, that sucked
But it seems like this game was leading to this anyway.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Are you pondering...
...what I’m pondering?
I have set Dave Roberts free; if he comes back, it was meant to be.
You know that’s a fantasy. Wilson will try to kill as many fans as possible on the road to finishing off this game.
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Shady umps
strike zones can be bought in Chi-town
Timmy all-star
He has two more start before the game, and then the game falls right around the time he would be starting.
Volquez would be starting a game or two before the ASG.
Timmy starter?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
C-mon Bri-man
He hasn’t blown a save in a long while.
Should this be mentioned?
WOW
That was a Robb Nen slider.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
He’s like Nen except not good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sick with sinus stuff, agitated that the Giants suck, and just a generally angry person. Do the math.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My early pick for Comment of the Year
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 28, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
he gives up way too many baserunners. he’s got the stuff to be good but he’s not quite there yet, IMO.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Now see that’s why we work so well. I just throw around angry words and you come up with articulate explanations.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
NVM
too easy
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They set you up, you knock ‘em down.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a hell of bruhaha
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Where drinking is involved?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WILSON!
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
To give Rajai two chances today
os flirting with self-destruction, Gyros
Aye
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Greek food FTW
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so angry.
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Channel that into a fierce laser beam
aimed at Sabean’s noggin
98 on the hands, nice pitch.
now FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
No question
The guy’s got the tools…
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Why no slider?
He’s had 2 strikes on him for a while
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
Breathe.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
That was so fucking awesome.
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Bad karma
Mr. Barton, on the phony walk to first
Ellis is actually good. Walk him.
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Ellis is good netting out patience and defense
Ellis is not much of a hitter, though.
Walk him.
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DANCE YOU BITCHES AND SONS OF BITCHES
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
FUcKING ROCK
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I would dance
but my life force was drained by Walker-Wilson Musical Combo
FUCK YOU AS!!!!!!!
Wouldn’t want it any other way. 1-0 pitcher’s duel, where tim ks 11 and Wilson gets a save. FUCK YAEAAAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!
I like Wilson
He’s what a young closer should be. Wild, unpredictable and K-happy.
you can't block the Bocock
I didn’t get to watch the game past the 4th inning, but that’s one awesome win.
Yay Timmy! Yay Wilson!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
You left
So you’re in the penalty box and can’t comment for another hour
omg omgomgomgmgmgmgomg
Tim on TV. Fangirl attack.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
we <3 u Tim
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Omar has been replaced?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s time for new blood.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
IThen I say we sacrifice Castillo
on some Aztec alter
or alternatively, an altar.
Or on an egregiously bad night, sacrifice him on an antler.
Think he’s trying the Nuke LaLoosh style of giving interviews.
I have set Dave Roberts free; if he comes back, it was meant to be.
I liked how he had a total :| face when Raj was like “WE’LL SEE YOU IN YANKEE STADIUM!!!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I’m :| about Tim going to the ASG, myself.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm even moreso. I would say I'm :^(
I am pretty much anti-ASG anyway, as it’s a useless exhibition in the midst of TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY examples of the game (total # of MLB games played in a season, in case that wasn’t clear). I dislike it even more when the Giants have to sacrifice something in order to appease the stupid thing—when Bonds missed out on extra rest, pitchers get expended, etc. —and in NO WAY does this help the Giants. I just hate it. Deep frown.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 28, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon for the series win tomorrow, who’s with me?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
It starts at 5AM Japan time...
...so I think I’ll be joining in-progress. Root ‘em in!
I have set Dave Roberts free; if he comes back, it was meant to be.
Cy Young lock
If he keeps this up, and there’s any justice
Factor Tyler in
And he is 11-1 w/ a 2.00 ERA. :p
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd hate baseball with great intensity
If, per custom, we had scored nada with those two hits
lincecum K coupon
does anyone know the coupon code to get bleacher tickets $11 off lincecum’s next start? watching lincecum pitch against the cubs for $7 sounds pretty sweet
by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sure it will be on the Giants website momentarily
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
When he gets 20 Ks
will the tickets be free?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants marketing team didn't count on that
Death to the non-believers!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, me of little faith
The double given up by Walker buckled my knees, if not my belief
GIANTSK
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I believe it’s $14 off. It’s strikeouts recorded by Giants pitchers, not just the starter.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 28, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I already got my tix for that game......
day games and bleachers too much sun for me. the game was great, all those A’s fans getting excited in the ninth. I told them…he does this all the time, you’re getting your hopes up for nothing. :)
I have to say Tyler didn’t worry me at all but Brian does tend to make things more interesting than necessary.
No sweep this time
Take that, A’s marketing team!
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
That was fun
Tense, but fun.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I know what you mean
Ulcer-creating, but perversely enjoyable
I didnt even notice that kurt suzuki messed up by not going to 3rd on that swinging bunt hit by cust, then it wouldve been 1st and 3rd with 0 outs. yay us.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Our PDT evening game started early
Otherwise, Timmy virtually ignored until a teentsy mention tomorrow
so cal version of this game
angels losing even tho weaver had a no-hitter thru 6, go angels.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 28, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
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