Open Gameday Thread: The jponry Edition
Because she asked nicely.
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Thirst
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nertz.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To be honest, I still don’t really get why Tyler Walker is the top set up man.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK WALKER, DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would smell like a luau
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s actually a cake.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Timmy loses out on the Cy Young
you can blame Walker. quote me on it.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Glug glug glug
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I chug to your glug
a new drinking game
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lucky motherfucker
you suck Crosby
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
omg TIM IS PUMPED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dear Thyler
See the Luck I’ve Had
Can Make a Good Man
Turn Bad
Please Please Please
Let Me
Get What I Want
This Time.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
walker is going to wait for two outs till he blows this lead
just always happens that way dont know why
by po on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
rally polar bear!

you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why’d you post a photo of Pam Anderson?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there was ever a game to bring Wilson in the 8th
this is it?
by Southpaw86 on Jun 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I definitely do not trust Wilson with runners on base
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally trust Wilson with the game on the line.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust him, more than anyone else in the pen
by Southpaw86 on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that one gave me a heart attack, even if it was like five yards foul
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WINN!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddamn that was a hanger. we’re fucking lucky that wasn’t a hit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was stressful off the bat.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TYLER WALKER IS KILLING ME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To say that Walker is getting smacked around
is not using a forceful enough verb
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously, I feel like we’re playing with fire keeping him in
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
1 heart attack on the hit, another when winn barely made the catch
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're Giant fans.
We’ve got spare hearts in the fridge, next to the beer.
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still believe in you, Tyler Walker
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your praise was well placed
but the rally leopard came through again. Just sayin..
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Messenger
Randy?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you dream of doing that to flat brim
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, I think Timmy is a bigger Giants fan than I am.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TYLER
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LDSJ;LASJL;AJLA YES
YOU’RE FORGIVEN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EXHALE
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING AWESOME
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did that just happen?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BLOWN
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, I haven’t gotten this pumped over a game in awhile, this is fun.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
POLAR BEAR!
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FWIW: Timmy leads the majors in K's again
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he's still behind Sabbathia?
I thought it was 114/118
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, yer right
I forgot to set the filter from NL > MLB
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty will destroy his arm before the season is up
Don’t worry
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Bochy: "LOL"
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you for not going to a full count on that one
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew Tyler would overcome the adversity!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED TYLER WALKER!!!!!!
FUCK YAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, now it's Brian's turn
two walks, an infield hit, and 42 pitches ought to do it.
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s like you’ve seen something like this before.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIM AMERICA
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
comin to kick the mother fuckin' A's yeah
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I <3 Timmy
In a non-gay way
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The gay way is legal here now.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would marry him if I was
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s guy love between two guys.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With video
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
Bochy is such a fucking idiot. I honestly cannot believe he did PH there.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU CAN’T DISRESPECT HIM HE’S ABOUT TO BREAK OUT OF THE SLUMP AT ANY SECOND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for not mocking my typo
Also: Vizquel is really not good anymore. It’s not a “slump” when it happens for 2 months… But I don’t expect Bochy to grasp that concept.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like a year and two months, since he was shit last year too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you see how much cleveland loves him though?
and even they got rid of him.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s my adopted boy, so I guess technically I’m supposed to stand up for the guy…but ya…..I’m about [[ this close ]] to leaving him in a hot car while I go on another beer run! Does that “no questions asked” policy apply to a 41 y.o. shortstop left at the front door?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
being old is the slump that lasts the rest of your life.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, I didn’t notice the name of the Gameday thread until just now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He really should retire
I think it shows much more of a player to retire mid-season than to just waste time till the year is done
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He
wants more distance between him and Aparicio I bet.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I think he is worried Apraricio might stage a comeback to retake the record.
I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.
by camwoody on Jun 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the Giants
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t know Keith Foulke was still in baseball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he's been part of an unnaturally good A's bullpen
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
their team ERA is like 3.30
ridiculous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that sucked
But it seems like this game was leading to this anyway.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you pondering...
...what I’m pondering?
I have set Dave Roberts free; if he comes back, it was meant to be.
by hometownboy on Jun 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TIME TO TAKE OVER THE NL LEAD IN SAVES!!
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1-2-3 would be real nice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know that’s a fantasy. Wilson will try to kill as many fans as possible on the road to finishing off this game.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah..wow
49 ks in 39 ip, too.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shady umps
strike zones can be bought in Chi-town
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A total unknown
not a star stud like Briman
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know he's a big name,
but I had no idea he was so good as a closer this year.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy all-star
He has two more start before the game, and then the game falls right around the time he would be starting.
Volquez would be starting a game or two before the ASG.
Timmy starter?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C-mon Bri-man
He hasn’t blown a save in a long while.
Should this be mentioned?
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ooh that was a nice slider.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
That was a Robb Nen slider.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s like Nen except not good.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the wilson bashing?
He’s been quite good actually…
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sick with sinus stuff, agitated that the Giants suck, and just a generally angry person. Do the math.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My early pick for Comment of the Year
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 28, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he gives up way too many baserunners. he’s got the stuff to be good but he’s not quite there yet, IMO.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now see that’s why we work so well. I just throw around angry words and you come up with articulate explanations.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NVM
too easy
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon, what is this, a blog?????
Get ur mind out da gutta
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They set you up, you knock ‘em down.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nen had a similar habit of always putting the tie run aboard before really starting to get outs.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD HANNAHAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1/3
STFD HANNARHANANANAHARNANANANANANANHAN
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s a hell of bruhaha
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't. walk. davis.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
motherfucker
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU NEED TO YELL LOUDER
he can’t hear you
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it
Way to walk the fastest guy on the A’s
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian has studied closely
the Nen videotapes
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where drinking is involved?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILSON!

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blue had to think about that one
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MOTHERFUCKER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To give Rajai two chances today
os flirting with self-destruction, Gyros
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where "os" is spoken with a heavy Irish brogue
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aye
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
flirting with Gyros?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greek food FTW
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is trufax
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am so angry.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Channel that into a fierce laser beam
aimed at Sabean’s noggin
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God dammit
Raj better not score the tying run.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ON BRIAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
98 on the hands, nice pitch.
now FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No question
The guy’s got the tools…
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was asking if he has one
off speed was the way to go after like 5 95MPH in a row.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FULL COUNTS >:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why no slider?
He’s had 2 strikes on him for a while
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the foul off the foot was a slider
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOYAH
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD BARTON
THAT WAS PAINT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Breathe.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was so fucking awesome.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WALKER SAID STFD!
haha
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he reads MCC
.... D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on, Brian, FINISH IT OFF.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad karma
Mr. Barton, on the phony walk to first
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bad form daric, bad form
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Jun 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ellis is actually good. Walk him.
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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ellis is good netting out patience and defense
Ellis is not much of a hitter, though.
by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah suzuki’s hot, let’s end this now
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Jun 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't give in, at any rate
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walk him.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BRIAN
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKERRRR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GAME OVER
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by Takimoto on Jun 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH
BEST GAME OF THE YEAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PARTY TIME!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DANCE YOU BITCHES AND SONS OF BITCHES
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woooooooo
I have set Dave Roberts free; if he comes back, it was meant to be.
by hometownboy on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUcKING ROCK
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh Timmy, how so adorable?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I would dance
but my life force was drained by Walker-Wilson Musical Combo
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's satisfying
and somewhat terrifying
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kinda like that girl(?) I picked up in the Tenderloin
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puerto Rican Manstitute?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU AS!!!!!!!
Wouldn’t want it any other way. 1-0 pitcher’s duel, where tim ks 11 and Wilson gets a save. FUCK YAEAAAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Wilson
He’s what a young closer should be. Wild, unpredictable and K-happy.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and crazy looking
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding! He has Muppet Eyes!
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our intimidator
with eyes like Kermit?
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol so much for that ad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEET!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t get to watch the game past the 4th inning, but that’s one awesome win.
Yay Timmy! Yay Wilson!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You left
So you’re in the penalty box and can’t comment for another hour
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
///sitting silently, waiting for 9:46///
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what an awesome game. Our offense sucks though. Pathetic.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
omg omgomgomgmgmgmgomg
Tim on TV. Fangirl attack.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
INORITE OMG
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we <3 u Tim
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar has been replaced?
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s time for new blood.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IThen I say we sacrifice Castillo
on some Aztec alter
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or alternatively, an altar.
Or on an egregiously bad night, sacrifice him on an antler.
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think he’s trying the Nuke LaLoosh style of giving interviews.
I have set Dave Roberts free; if he comes back, it was meant to be.
by hometownboy on Jun 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked how he had a total :| face when Raj was like “WE’LL SEE YOU IN YANKEE STADIUM!!!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m :| about Tim going to the ASG, myself.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm even moreso. I would say I'm :^(
I am pretty much anti-ASG anyway, as it’s a useless exhibition in the midst of TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY examples of the game (total # of MLB games played in a season, in case that wasn’t clear). I dislike it even more when the Giants have to sacrifice something in order to appease the stupid thing—when Bonds missed out on extra rest, pitchers get expended, etc. —and in NO WAY does this help the Giants. I just hate it. Deep frown.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 28, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon for the series win tomorrow, who’s with me?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna miss the game :(
but go el guapo!!!
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too, probably.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It starts at 5AM Japan time...
...so I think I’ll be joining in-progress. Root ‘em in!
I have set Dave Roberts free; if he comes back, it was meant to be.
by hometownboy on Jun 28, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2.38 ERA, 9-1 with this team
that is unbefuckinglieveable.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cy Young lock
If he keeps this up, and there’s any justice
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Factor Tyler in
And he is 11-1 w/ a 2.00 ERA. :p
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Factor umps not being idiots in
and he’s 12-0
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 hits?
we got 2-hit by Duke + Foulke and won.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd hate baseball with great intensity
If, per custom, we had scored nada with those two hits
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
Douche totally got cain’d tonight.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am dancing!!!
Li Po Lounge, drinks are on me!!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lincecum K coupon
does anyone know the coupon code to get bleacher tickets $11 off lincecum’s next start? watching lincecum pitch against the cubs for $7 sounds pretty sweet
by TimLincecumIsGod on Jun 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure it will be on the Giants website momentarily
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he gets 20 Ks
will the tickets be free?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants marketing team didn't count on that
Death to the non-believers!
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, me of little faith
The double given up by Walker buckled my knees, if not my belief
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIANTSK
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jun 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it’s $14 off. It’s strikeouts recorded by Giants pitchers, not just the starter.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 28, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already got my tix for that game......
day games and bleachers too much sun for me. the game was great, all those A’s fans getting excited in the ninth. I told them…he does this all the time, you’re getting your hopes up for nothing. :)
I have to say Tyler didn’t worry me at all but Brian does tend to make things more interesting than necessary.
by timmeh on Jun 29, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No sweep this time
Take that, A’s marketing team!
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 28, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We’re taking this series. 2008 SF Giants: Road Warriors
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was fun
Tense, but fun.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jun 28, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know what you mean
Ulcer-creating, but perversely enjoyable
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a knife edge
between totally awesome and completely soul-crushing.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didnt even notice that kurt suzuki messed up by not going to 3rd on that swinging bunt hit by cust, then it wouldve been 1st and 3rd with 0 outs. yay us.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy lovefest continues on Baseball Tonight
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our PDT evening game started early
Otherwise, Timmy virtually ignored until a teentsy mention tomorrow
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so cal version of this game
angels losing even tho weaver had a no-hitter thru 6, go angels.
by lincypoo i wuv u on Jun 28, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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