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Open Gameday Thread, 6/28

San Francisco Giants at Oakland Athletics, Jun 28, 2008 6:05 PM PDT


Pre-game trivia time on this sunny and smoky Lincecum Day.

The Best Damn Sports Show recently aired a show of the 50 most bizarre sports plays in history. The Giants figured prominently in four of the 50 entries, including two of the top ten.

Name those plays. Bonus points for singling out the two that were in the top ten.

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guesses

-The Randy Johnson pitch to Calvin Murray in spring training that hit the bird
-Stu Miller blown off the mound?
-J.T. Snow saves Darren Baker?
-Kevin Mitchell barehanded?
-Bonds Broken bat homer against the Marlins?

by ben p on Jun 28, 2008 9:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

here goes...

Mitch Barehand
JT saves Dusty Junior
Ruben Rivera gone wild
The Big Ugly Bird Explosion

Man, I am sick of losing to the A’s.

by out machine on Jun 28, 2008 10:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

most bizarre in sports history?

I love the Giants, but how they can be in the top ten at all eludes me. Sports history includes things like The Play and La Mano De Dios. Even being blown off the mound doesn’t top that stuff.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this is a night game, isn’t it?? Why the early gameday?? And I know it’s Timmy day, but this Duscherer has been awesome this year. Timmy can’t win if the Giants get shut out.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 10:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno – in yesterday’s gameday thread, I learned it was possible to have a lower on-base percentage than batting average. With that in mind, getting shut out and still winning seems almost possible.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes but

i think the giants also have it in them to lose even if they won.
they’re that bad.

Bengie Molina: stretching doubles into singles since 1998.

by jasomack on Jun 28, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m too lazy to go look this up – how is it possible? I noticed that one of the Padres (or was it one of the Twins) had this feat, but couldn’t work out how they achieved it.

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 28, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just want to say, again

How fucking irate I am about this goddamn Sat evening gametime bullshit. Saturday afternoons are made for doing stupid fucking chores around the house, or changing your oil, or fixing your bike, and LISTENING TO THE FUCKING GAME ON THE RADIO IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THESE CHORES BEARABLE. So fuck you, FOX. Fuck you right in the earhole.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't agree more

Rupert Murdoch should die a very painful death for many reasons, this being one of them.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry guys, I disagree. I like the night games on Saturday. It’s the only way we get to watch it on Direct TV. Otherwise it’s the Fox blackout. I guess it’s a pain for the younger guys who like to go out on Saturday night, but us older guys with the families like to spend our Saturday nights watching baseball. In fact, my plans for tonight is seeing The Hulk and then coming back and watching the game. Hulkamania running wild baby!! Oh sorry, wrong Hulk.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

that’s why fuck FOX. If the MLB hadn’t signed this retarded deal that gives FOX exclusive rights to broadcast from 1-4 or whatever, then we could have regular afternoon games and broadcasts.

Grrrrrrrr.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Photobucket

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 28, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed to a certain degree. My prob is that Padres games are almost always night games, and I have season tickets down here… so instead of seeing Timmy vs. The Duke, I’m going to be watching the last place Mariners vs. the last place Padres with the girlfriend. !@#$^x%x I might just bring my XM and headphones…

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hear Hear—
I actually planned to do chores today, but I couldn’t because the game wasn’t on. So I took a nap instead, and now I have to do them tomorrow.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHULK SMASH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mulholland tossing his glove to first.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 28, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m gonna go with JT Snow saving Darren Baker; Stu Miller, Randy Johnson hitting the bird, and Merkle’s boner. Am I the only one to mention Bonehead Merkle? Do I get any points for that?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 28, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fred Snodgrass give you points for forgetting him.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in the top 10: Kevin Mitchel and JT/Darren

Other two: Ruben Rivera and…Barry Zito signing press conference. (rim shot)

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruben Rivera was #3 or #4 I believe

by ACgiant97 on Jun 28, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you believe the only win we’ve had against the A’s in the past two years was thanks to Matt Morris? In a complete game affair, no less.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jun 28, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Inconceivable!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is quite a coincidence, our last group outing at McAfee was June 14th, the Morris game and our next outing is Timmy Day. I hoping to keep the streak alive. Who knows if we win they won’t let me come back next year, hehe.

by timmeh on Jun 28, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saturday and Sunday

With Lincecum and Sanchez pitching, Saturday and Sunday are as good as any day to begin to beating the A’s.

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Best Damn

It was Rivera & his base running + Kevin Mitchells bare hand catch.

John Millers call is so funny during that base running debacle. I laugh everytime I see it.

by armzdealr on Jun 28, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely. Jon pulled no punches that day.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 28, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the ANSWERS ARE:

strictly from memory

4) Mullholland tosses glove and ball to first for the out.
3) Kevin Mitchell making the barehanded catch.

and in the Top 10
2) Randy Johnson vs. the feathered friend and Giants in spring training game.
1) Keystone Cop Rivera bumbling around the bases.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!! Wendell Fairley with his first two hit game today. Get him up here!!

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

still believe he is as real as Sidd Finch and chupacabra

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Age

Did not realize how old he is – DOB: 03/17/1988

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is Bummy pitching? Is he throwing any offspeed stuff?

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mixing pitches

but he seems to be having control problems. He’s missing locations which is unusual for him, but his line still looks pretty good so far.

by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bumgarner just finished 5

Seems to be using his curve ball alot. He was having some control issues, but still pitched well. The defense behind him was atrocious. Culberson committed 2 errors in the inning, 1 of which was a double play ball he let go through his legs. Bumgarner had the runner at first picked off but Villalona dropped the ball for the 3rd error of the inning. Bumgarner had to get 5 outs in that inning.

by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only ten? Psh… those aren’t “top prospect” numbers. Shouldn’t he be breaking records by now or something?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side he is more than 6 yrs younger than Tiny Tim Lincecum.

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP MAKING EXCUSES!!!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even if he finishes the year with line he’s got, that ain’t bad for 17. Still, can you imagine if he heats up and raises hell in the second half?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Farm Report

Big Ben Synder making his AA debut with Connecticut. Pablito warming up to AA is 1-1 with a double.

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man. Is anyone in our farm system NOT getting promoted? Even Jackson Williams just went from Augusta to San Jose, and he wasn’t even hitting .200.

Easy to make a lot of promotions when you’ve got so few real prospects at the upper levels, I suppose.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also! For a moment, I confused Ben Snyder with Ben Copeland, which caused me to google Ben Copeland, and one of the top results is kind of hilarious:

http://www.talk-sports.net/mlb/girlfriend.aspx/Ben_Copeland

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

F Lewis LF
R Durham 2B
R Winn RF
B Molina C
A Rowand CF
J Bowker DH
R Aurilia 1B
J Castillo 3B
O Vizquel SS

by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay for Castillo not hitting #2. Boo for Vizquel apparently continuing to be our regular shortstop.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Vizquel can hit 3 or 4 more singles by the deadline, he might have some trade value! KEEP STARTING HIM!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Castillo is still hitting -2.

I know I’ve made this joke before, but it amuses me. And McCovey Chronicles is an ecologically friendly operation.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The paper this morning said yesterday was just a day off for Omar.

:\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how low his batting average has to fall before Burriss takes over as our regular shortstop. .150? .100? .030?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a veteran. He’ll work his way out of it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly,

I LOVE YOU Omar, but Manny is way effing better and not a huge dropoff on defense. WAY EFFING BETTER.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Free Manny Burriss

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take him!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, fuck me

I guess Manny just sucked so bad last night that he doesn’t deserve another start…oh wait, no he didn’t. HE WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When a young player plays awesome, he needs to spend the next night watching a veteran play so he can watch and learn how to play awesomer.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Anyone have a link to Rivera’s baserunning gaffe or the other BDSSP top 50 clips? I wanna see that stuff.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have Jon Miller’s call of the play uploaded: http://www.cajo.org/tsd/worst.aiff

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i heard it

which was hilarious, but i wanna SEE it! Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything.

I like how mlb.com removed the video from youtube, but has no way of letting anyone watch it on their site. F U guys.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a video from Sportscenter or some other highlights show – give me a sec and I’ll upload it.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

1. Thank you. I love the internets

2. Wow, that is the worst baserunning I’ve ever seen.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best part is, he entered the game AS A PINCH RUNNER.

Also hilarious is the fact that he was once regarded as a top prospect.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and also, when he was with the Yankees, he stole some of Derek Jeter’s equipment (a bat and helmet, I think) from the locker room and sold them to a sports memorabilia dealer. So, yeah, he was a real success story all around.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah i read that

sounds like a class act. Seriously, even in his position, he’s gotta be making at least like 300k/year. Really? You’re gonna steal something and hock it for 2 Gs when you’re a major league player?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for that, jcb!

i like how the ESPN announcer says the RFer fails to make the catch “which would have ended the inning.” Except there was only 1 out.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon

you know those east-coasters can’t be expected to know what’s happening in an NL west game.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Has timmy pitched against the As this season yet?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My NBC affiliate appears to be showing Baywatch in lieu of tonight’s game.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But how can you tell the difference?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When did the Giants sign Pam Anderson?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They brought her in to help Bocock’s performance.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pam Anderson = Tyler Walker

Both blond, both with heaving bosoms, both covered in some sort of clear liquid (water for Pam Anderson, sweat for Walker)...

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heaving beasts

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did you just post two photos of Pam Anderson?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say that.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Srsly

it was really hard to find one where she had more than 1/2 her clothes on.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

REALLY HARD

to find one of her in a baseball uni. The facial hair is freaky.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler and Pam

Both have been known to bend over and stick their butts out for a living

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

if you’re gonna miss the game, that’s the way to miss the game. Except that it’s timmy day…

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit guys, the NBC 11 broadcast is delayed due to technical difficulties.

It’s on KICU, so there’s that at least…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

still mixing it up with Access Hollywood?

What channel is KICU?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Channel 6 on Comcast. The other providers, no clue.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t that channel 36 on broadcast tv?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sacramento Comcast is showing soccer.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oy yoy YOY!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

channel 36 on dish network

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If any SF denizens need to get their drink on after the game

My band is playing at the Li Po Lounge at like 10 pm or something.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What about during the game?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're on your own, i'm afraid

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smuggle your own booze in, in your belly.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Douche Sharer?

That can’t be healthy.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it really fits

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The black alts with green sleeves look kind of funky

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Hey, Oakland, your colors are green and gold.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don;t forget the white cleats

{pukes}

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hate it when a team wears black who has no business wearing black, ie. A’s, Mets, etc.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they’re bad luck, though! Seemed like it on ‘01.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BLB

hit 71 in the dark unis…

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember that game he hit 71? Friday night vs. the Dodgers, Giants lost, end of season. I say they’re bad luck.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh maybe

but they look cool

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really liked their alternate hat, where the SF logo was in black, ringed with orange. I had one of those hats – wish they still sold ‘em.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the blue Phillies jerseys are the worst

IMO

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing how many teams forget what their colors are. Like the Phillies and their awful blue hats.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha, beaten!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man I wish Freddie didn’t K so much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you, As announcers

Please go throw a NH now, timmy.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

@#%! NBC

High definition is no good if you can’t get the game on the air.

Idiots.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good news: NBC 11’s back.
Bad news: Greg Papa is on the call.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess I’ll keep it with the volume down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huzzah!

I might just put the radio on over it.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've been known to do that

but the radio is usually a few ticks ahead. it’s … weird.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Papa = the suck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All-crappy Giants announcer team:

Greg Papa, and FP on tv, Joe Angel and Ron Fairley on the radio. It is for to shudder.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

///shudder///

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's McCarver?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, right – I forgot he was briefly one of our tv guys. At the time I was living in Chicago and listening via Gameday Audio, so I didn’t have to suffer through that.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened before winn struck out?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewis struck out.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

so this game’s gonna be fun to watch.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean

when tim’s not on the mound

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are they calling him Email Brown?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he decided not to change it to Text Message after all.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d like it if Tim pitched well today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2.54!!!

It’s so high!!!

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s a growing boy

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

please timmy

make the a’s cry today.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not off to a good start

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that sucks

we go 1-2-3, then Timmy walks the leadoff man.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB.tv = FAIL

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll try that.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As announcers

STILL making cracks about Timmy’s look, after doing it for the WHOLE first inning.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLOLOL IS SO FUNNEH

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever, I never realized he looked like a batboy until they just mentioned it a few times.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this comment must be made league-wide by broadcasters of the opposition.

Timmy does look like a fresh-scrubbed kid, ready for camp..

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A’s announcers = moronic douchebags

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As opposed to what, A’s fans?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet he has to show his ID whenever he visits and opposing team’s stadium.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit, George Lucas!

Oh, it’s Brian Sabean.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure? I think it’s George Lucas.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask him a question, see how fast he back tracks.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's worse..

..the second three Star Wars, or Sabean’s last half-dozen FA signings?

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I liked episode 3...

of course I went to the midnight showing, so I was pretty tired.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Episode 3 has some of the most awesome quotable lameness in history, but more often than lame, it was doing really, really good things.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He couldn’t revive the Giants… they’ve lost the will to win…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

So, is that like 257 pitches this inning???

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddammit

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia at 1st

It just reminds me of how clueless Giants mgmt. is this year.

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Bochy hasn’t done a double switch yet.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this year?

What do you mean, “this year”?

The contracts didn’t sign themselves, and they didn’t sign themselves this year.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question:

Is he in there for his bat or his glove?

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duh.

For his savvy.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see him, and it’s like a wicked flashback.

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice slide, ellis

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK

FUCK THIS GAME

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not everybody

has the Giants to pitch to, to start a game on the right foot.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Tim

pitch better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Hey, why you suck today? Stop it!”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NBC back up.
thank you god.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There we go

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can always count on cust striking out

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Much better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For. The. Love. Of. God. Stop showing that video where Tim goes ass over teakettle over and over. Because I love to watch the future of my team inches from death or a broken arm.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

broken arm = death

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s like a horse. Pitcher breaks his arm, you’ve gotta put him down.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They do put down pitchers who break their throwing arm, yes? Like the horses.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that was weird.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was better with the accent in my head.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim’s broken arm would result in lots of death. Mostly from me and my flamethrower.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that home plate collision from last game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

I missed that game.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean the last game Tim pitched, not yesterday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically, he got taken out at home and landed really awkwardly, sort of on his arm. Could’ve been real ugly.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, great end to the inning

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, that’s a nice ending to bad inning… but I won’t feel closure on it until I get an analysis from sharksrog.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if it would make you feel better

..I could mention Jason Heyward.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate the effort, at least.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, yee ha.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

random anecdote about lincecum and brandon crawford. when lincecum got drafted i asked crawford what he thought about him and he said he had the best fastball hed ever seen and the best curveball hed ever seen and he hoped to never have to face him again (i believe he struck out on 3 pitches). if we can get crawford signed (sabien pay him more than a normal 4th rounder!!) he wont have to

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oakland must have the worst B-ball Park in the Majors

Is it the only multi purpose one left?

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dolphins stadium

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but does it have mosquito-breeding pools of stagnant water?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s also Dolphins Stadium, or whatever they’re calling it now.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Metrodome is pretty hideous.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

That’s the only place I’ve ever been to a baseball game in, and it is a total shithole for baseball. Great football stadium though.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I once saw a game at Olympic Stadium in Montreal. It looked really weird and cool from the outside, but inside, my god, what a piece of shit. The Kingdome was awful, too – in Seattle, it was known as as the Concrete Blister. Both are now gone, though.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes,

as should baseball in the metrodome. Fortunately we get a new stadium finally. That is going to be a very nice place to go.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olympic Stadium, by the way:

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A game was stopped at the Kingdom once when tiles fell from the ceiling.

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT&T is multi-purpose….giants baseball and kenny chesney concerts

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t forget XFL football, baby!

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see how the outfield glass looked after that show?!!!

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, but the grass was in rough shape.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

duke’s curve has got hump.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s got lovely baseball lumps.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What to do with all that junk, in your trunk?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

inSIDE your trunk

balances out the lyric

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh forgive me for not knowing the lyrics to a Grammy award winning song.

Seriously how in the name of all that is holy and Tim Lincecum does a fucking song named MY HUMPS win a Grammy?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's micheal scott's ringtone!!!!

I hate Fergie with the white-hot intensity of 10000 suns. She is not talented, or all that good looking.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed to everything. She looks like a man.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to call her pee-face.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to call her pee-pants.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what I was getting at… I just think pee-face is a funnier thing to say.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should set her up with Jim The Anvil Neidhart.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE GRAMMIES ARE HIP NOW! TOTALLY FRESH!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

we’re going to get perfect gamed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting… doubles =/= wins.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Papa. Rowand has a good history against Ducherer because he’s 2-4? Shut up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he meant Rowand has had some success

vs. the rest of the Giants’ no success

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he sort of said it like that, but 4 ABs is not even worth mentioning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s dumb

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD Gonzalez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

holy crap!
that K happened before I realized the inning had started.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you jerry lane, you big teddy bear

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD Email

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I daresay Tim is no longer fucking around.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lmao@hannahan's walk up music

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was it My Humps?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I saw them play it was some Irish jig.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

grgh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rajai Davis signed with the A’s?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerome Williams!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a trap!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about Jerome Williams?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

109!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real Doll?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God no kidding. A friend posted a link to a website that rents the dolls out—a new level of WTF for me. An even newer level of WTF, the website suggested renting them for bachelor parties!

Look, if you wanna stick your dangle in something plastic, okay. But renting a sex doll out…to fornicate with at a gathering with other men….just…what?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real doll prostitution. That’s brilliant. Sabean-level brilliant.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From a business standpoint it’s a great idea. From every other standpoint it makes my head explode.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fleshlights are way cheaper, too, especially for group settings.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those things are just too funny to me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ME TOO!

I wish they would make them with flashlight capabilities so I’d have a reason to get one.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I can honestly say having a luminescent vagina would improve my life. Maybe I wouldn’t bump into things at night.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luminescent Vagina = band name

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha they just showed the light bulb giveaway promo again. It’s like they read our minds.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I met the guy who makes those. He lives in Davis, and seems pretty normal.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what they always say about serial killers, too.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t walk Rajai Davis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss you, Rajai

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss him so much it hurts sometimes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kinda do too,

but who would you want him to play over? Winn?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Horwitz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thas what i mean

there’s no room for him. Even if one wanted him to play over Winn, that means that he’s stealing time from Horwitz. And Rowand’s going to play, and I wanna see freddieeee.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean I’d rather see him as the 5th OF than Horwitz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't miss him

or Morris.

Adieu to all that.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No chance even against

an ass-over-teakettle-impaired Lince

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

given Rajai propensity to K and Timmy being Timmy, you knew what was gonna happen.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

we didn’t really have any room for him. I just liked his D and baserunning, is all.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was also briefly the most interesting thing about the Giants last year, in his hot stretch.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might be right.

Which means: What a crap year.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

37 pitches already? Come on Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD RAJAI

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That Thomas’s commercial just made me irrationally angry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would you like an English muffin? I’ll make you one up real nice with butter and jam…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

but it tends to ossify on its way in the UPS truck

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just can’t believe that Aurilia struck out.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see a career high for Ks for Douche-sherer in our future

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, now I’m convinced we’re getting perfect gamed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow..nice grab by ducsherer

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the end of the season, they’re going to be calling .100 The Vizquel Line. Argh.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PG-13’d if we’re lucky.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’re getting pregnant!?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Note:

Jose Castillo has outhit A’s thirdbasemen this season

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the Giants have the second highest team OPS+ in the NL West

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was shocked too.

They did a couple days ago anyway

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The wonders of the 2008 NL West.

Has there ever been a division where everyone finished under .500? I vaguely remember it looked like that might happen several years ago, but I don’t recall if it actually did.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AL West in 1994, I think, but that doesn’t really count

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m scared.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop it with all the full counts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

“Pitch better.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck off Ellis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love you omar

but Manny probably would have cut that off

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey pay attention to the goddamn baserunner, Tim

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fred seems lethargic

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the Giants seem lethargic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate them so much

I wish we were more like them

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You wish we were in Fremont and almost never held onto players?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Err, moving to Fremont, that is.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta point there

But I just like their smart, proactive GM

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim really has a nice changeup

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Euphemisms for dummies!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

he bounces it a lot though

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bouncing? Think of the children!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

has cunst done anything but K in this entire series?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can always count on a cust strike out

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today you can

and it’s no shame against that batboy on the mound

;-)

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD cust

that was a nice ass changeup

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what's up with gameday and pitch types?

it thinks that was a slider

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought that was a change up

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

a sliding changeup

invented by our young mound genius

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, this is actually the first Tim start I’ve watcehd this year, but that looked more like a change than a slider to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this a running gag?

because you say “this is the first [insert topic of discussion here] game I’ve watched this year…” and I’m sure you’ve been here for Timmy games before…or do you mean on TV?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

on TV. they don’t show Giants games in London :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

After my experiences with mlb.tv last year, I decided I wanted no part of it this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the mosaic

lets me keep tab of every game. I havn’t had too many problems, but I have an ungodly fast connection

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was fine with Gameday Audio for a couple months

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it could have been a “get it in there curve” but Tim’s slider looks nothing like that.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the biggest difference between these two teams

is that the A’s are much better coached from minors up to the majors than we are

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like scoreless innings

I just wish they (a) didn’t involve so many baserunners and (b) so many pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

59 pitches through 3. Ow.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he needs a couple 7 pitch innings

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim with RISP

He excels in those situations.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 28, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Tim Lincecum

he gets out of RISP jams for the Giants.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see what you did there

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

long gamethread is blowing up iPhone. Just wanted to say TIM IS A FUCKING PIMP and is also going to give me a heart attack!!
throw strikes giants pitcher, etc

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You should have bought a PS3.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two posters chuckle

while a blog scratches its head

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McCovey Chronicles, the game! Photoshop contests, fighting off old memes (“JEROME WILLIAMS! WENDELL FAIRLEY! 109!”), posting various funny pics, and prospect debates! Final boss is Grant.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or you could play as Grant, and Zito would be the final boss.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way too easy to beat

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FLEW!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no no-no

douchered!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THERE GOES THE PERFECT GAME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haw haw

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry if it's already been mentioned

The AZL Giants slaughtered the AZL A’s today, 13-0. Gotta start ‘em young.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 28, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAYYYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray Ray!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hits!

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sugarman!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray did not look like he was getting ready to square one up.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please, Jeebus, I don't ask for much

Let the Giants score here and win this game.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 28, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Singapore ignores an inner plea for World Peace

and asks Jeebus for a notch in the Win Column.

Gamer.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is okay with me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought so too,

but Gameday disagrees

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

win one for the gays!

pride weekend, for fuck’s sake

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gays don't like the A's?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, San Francisco has the nation’s highest concentration of gay men, while Oakland has the highest concentration of lesbians. So it depends when which of The Gay we’re talking about.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(it rhymes)

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're being overwhelmed!

Solution: Win one for the homophobes.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GLBT

Pride Weekend is also for the the bisexual and transgender.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, I’m not aware of demographics of bisexual or transgender folk by city.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIP George Carlin

“Could you imagine wanting to fuck everybody you meet? Think of all the phone numbers you’d accumulate! You might as well just walk around with the White Pages under your arms.”

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LGBTQ?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

just noticed there was no outs.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL BARTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAW HAW

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLOaklund

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

goddammit Bengie :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Durham, were you trying to eliminate the DP?

You crafty devil, you.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want a homerun

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Aaron

CILL MA LANDLORD!

k, thx.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, Ray knew we were talking about Rivera earlier and got jealous.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

Quite a game between BOS/HOU

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck off Rowand

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BAH

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I actually said “Fuck you, Jenkins!” out loud when I read that this morning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didnt you hear?

Freddie is something like 11-0000000x better than BLB ever was.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate all sportswriters

Especially in the BA- Ratto, Kawakami, Jenkins, Knapp- god damn, they all suck soo hard.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Bayless still write for the Merc? Whenever I see him on ESPN I change the channel. What smirky dbag.

by cornball on Jun 28, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do too

God, I fucking hate him so much. It’s not the kind of hate that he wants, either. It’s the kind of hate where I wouldn’t be upset if he was hit by a bus tomorrow morning

/kornheiser

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Bayless is goddamn horrible.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woody has to be eternally grateful for Skip cause Skip is the only man on Earth that makes Woody look smart. Or at least not idiotic.

by cornball on Jun 28, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Henry Schulman ain’t bad. He even posted at alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants a few times several years back!

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce never missed Bonds when he was here. Speak for yourself Bruce.

by robbgin on Jun 28, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you serious that he said that?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

“Aaron Rowand: Barry Bonds would love to prove that he’s still the greatest show on Earth, and for those couple of minutes he spends in the batter’s box each game, that is undeniably true. Rowand – the epitome of hustle, self-sacrifice and team spirit – is why the Giants don’t miss Bonds. For those other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day, take Rowand every time.”

Douche

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moron.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idiot.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure Sabean signed Rowand mainly because his public image is the exact opposite of Bonds’s. Not that Rowand’s a bad player, mind you.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh..A's announcers suck

I really hate all these road games
bad picture
bad announcers

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

How are there places that still don’t have HD?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aren’t they both on the same cable network?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KEEP WATCHING!!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD GONZALEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

don’t walk Email

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the return of the curve

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD HANNAHAN

goddamn that was a nasty curve

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dear sweet jesus i love this pitcher

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKthnx cya

HS that was disgusting on that curve.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF TIM ON THE COVER OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED???

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ruhroh. i do not like this development.

by cornball on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he get the cool comic book cover too?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be awesome

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim throwing firey fastballs…cool wraparound shades…slick hairdo…I can see it.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm buying that!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too but still… it’s kind of scary!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh noes!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cover of SI?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SI cover?

Movin up I’d say, Mr. Winswillcome…

by boonitez on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dave on radio

“that email has been deleted.”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia and Bowker both look silly vs. the Duke

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAR HAR

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol nice job Gonzalez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he dug that curveball out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He WANTED it.

by robbgin on Jun 28, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf did you do that for Bengie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he was like halfway to second base already!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D’oh

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oakland ripped off our speed

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rajai scoring

would have been tooooo in-our-face

It’s just wrong

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

delayed steal?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

delayed Bengie

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuip: “Usually delayed steals are for slow guys”

by cornball on Jun 28, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am so torqued

Argh, Bengie! Argh argh argh argh argh

It’s really hard to watch these games because I pull for so many of the A’s players.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pull for them the other 156 games of the year :)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like their organization

but they can go to hell today and tomorrow

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will, I will. :)

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Davis, Ellis and Duchsherer are 3 of my favorites.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ellis is a severely underrated player.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s good at pretty everything, but not great at any particular thing (except D), so he gets overlooked. Him and Randy Winn should hang out together.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe he’s a free agent at the end of the year – could be useful for us, given our 2B situation.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s definitely going to be underpaid

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t we have like a zillion guys who can play 2b for the league minimum?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pop up works

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Timmy the escape artist

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by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job, Tim. now throw a few 5 pitch innings plz.

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Tim Lincecum

he works out of jams for the Giants

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only 27 pitches last 2 innings

that’s not bad at all.

He’s on a pace for 7 IP which I am sure we would all be happy with

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Douche has thrown 62 pitches

I’d like to make him throw 30 this inning, plz

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then Polar Bear and the Special Agent in the 8th, Wilson to scare the crap out of us in the ninth, if all goes according to plan.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAWD

WHY IS OMAR PLAYINGGGGg .118????

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In Dreamy’s defense, that was a decent AB.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.118?

As far as I can tell, his BA is .162. Which is still sad.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man, watching Omar hit is sad.

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

like he makes good contact and it doesn’t even make it to the outfield.

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may have missed it – who’s your nephew?

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MANNNYYYYY

I wanted him to be my son, but baron had dibs i guess

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhh…

I like him too.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

blank”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace(baseball)

haha look at the Yankees.

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

idk what happened to that link :(

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

great AB by Freddie there.

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome PA

That was a great, great walk.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He strikes out a bit, but he also

gives you a lot of those

Keeper. Gamer.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love freddie, now steal 2nd

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by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This may be off-topic

...considering that we’re watching the Giants, but…

When was the last time a Giant hit a home run?

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

was it the Bowker jack in Cleveland?

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Bowker Jack in Cleveland is a test market product

Two patties on a plain white bun, and hold the mustard.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rueter! And he won a watch for it!

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, last homer I remember

was Armando Rios a couple nights ago…

;-)

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really liked Rios back in the day. Not that I was terribly upset when he got traded, mind you.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

John Bowker a couple days ago in Cleveland.

I don’t know why anyone pitches him inside.

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by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

Honestly, I don’t know why anybody ever throws Bowker a strike.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel the same way about Molina, Castillo, etc.

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Castillo is approaching league average in BB%.

Bowker seems more patient at the plate lately, but it hasn’t translated into actual walks.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know, but last I checked, nobody on the team was on track to hit 20 this year.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did Freddie just hurt himself?

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

balls

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, it’s pretty easy to control the running game when you can balk with impunity.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i was gonna say that move doesnt look legit

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by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didnt you hear?

they only call ambiguous balks, and only when they lead to Timmy’s 1 loss.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

f#ck

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fiasco.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lupe?

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velez.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That suk'd

PC is almost even between the pitchers, though.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

but Tim has pitched one fewer inning

I am Cameron Wood and this is my son and business partner CW Culberson.

by camwoody on Jun 28, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

over 9000

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

includes Cust’s AB

by cornball on Jun 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

boch should let him throw EXACTLY 21 more

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bobby Crosby irritates me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Greg Papa says the Dbacks got Byrnes back like that’s a good thing!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that’s what I was going for.

have you seen how Byrnes is hitting this year??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Owch, now I have

Yikes. Really glad we didn’t go after him now.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's good for the Giants...

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 28, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFD GONZALEZ

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ROCK

That was worlds of awesome.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how good is that changeup???

Ridiculous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIM

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good stay alive swing there.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT DOWN!

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

E-MAILED the K

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN. EMAIL.

SIT DOWN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bye bye brown!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gorgeous K to end the inning

I clapped.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I did too

and an audible “WOOO!!!”

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double fist pump here

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick 7th

and he might start the 8th

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he’s at 101, I don’t think he’ll be pitching the 8th

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bochy will show you wrong!

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hope not

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO

NO NO NO NO NO. No WAY he should pitch more than 7

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 pitch 7th inning

would put him at 106
why not pitch the 8th?

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many 5 pitch innings has Tim EVER thrown?

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by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he has a 5 pitch inning,

I will do something that I can’t think of now. But it will not happen, so don’t worry about it.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

new thread time?

getting kinda slow

by po on Jun 28, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Surfin' Safari

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That works too

FF3 is pretty close in look to safari, but is like 10000x better in every other way..

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have FF3 too

They both work fine.

Explorer’s the biggest piece of crap ever created

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 28, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

except

it won’t run mlb.tv properly

and wont’ save 1/2 my cookies

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I use mosaic

and don’t know what these cookies are you speak of. Who needs cookies? Just get a connection that is a billion million Mbps

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess there’s no mod around

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Totally fine with Safari

But I shouldn’t be one of those Apple jerks.

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by antinous on Jun 28, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes you should

because apple is better than everything else.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I couldn’t get anything to load on here with FF, but I’ve yet to have a problem with Safari.

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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The new firefox is wayyy better

I used safari until FF 3.0. It’s a huge difference.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still need to get around to downloading that.

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