Open Gameday Thread, 6/28
by Grant on Jun 28, 2008 9:31 AM PDT
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San Francisco Giants at Oakland Athletics, Jun 28, 2008 6:05 PM PDT
Pre-game trivia time on this sunny and smoky Lincecum Day.
The Best Damn Sports Show recently aired a show of the 50 most bizarre sports plays in history. The Giants figured prominently in four of the 50 entries, including two of the top ten.
Name those plays. Bonus points for singling out the two that were in the top ten.
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guesses
-The Randy Johnson pitch to Calvin Murray in spring training that hit the bird
-Stu Miller blown off the mound?
-J.T. Snow saves Darren Baker?
-Kevin Mitchell barehanded?
-Bonds Broken bat homer against the Marlins?
by ben p on Jun 28, 2008 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
here goes...
Mitch Barehand
JT saves Dusty Junior
Ruben Rivera gone wild
The Big Ugly Bird Explosion
Man, I am sick of losing to the A’s.
by out machine on Jun 28, 2008 10:03 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll go with JT Snow saving Darren Baker and Ruben Rivera running the bases...
as the 2 in the top 10.
by giants92388 on Jun 28, 2008 10:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
most bizarre in sports history?
I love the Giants, but how they can be in the top ten at all eludes me. Sports history includes things like The Play and La Mano De Dios. Even being blown off the mound doesn’t top that stuff.
by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is a night game, isn’t it?? Why the early gameday?? And I know it’s Timmy day, but this Duscherer has been awesome this year. Timmy can’t win if the Giants get shut out.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 10:34 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno – in yesterday’s gameday thread, I learned it was possible to have a lower on-base percentage than batting average. With that in mind, getting shut out and still winning seems almost possible.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m too lazy to go look this up – how is it possible? I noticed that one of the Padres (or was it one of the Twins) had this feat, but couldn’t work out how they achieved it.
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 28, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want to say, again
How fucking irate I am about this goddamn Sat evening gametime bullshit. Saturday afternoons are made for doing stupid fucking chores around the house, or changing your oil, or fixing your bike, and LISTENING TO THE FUCKING GAME ON THE RADIO IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THESE CHORES BEARABLE. So fuck you, FOX. Fuck you right in the earhole.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't agree more
Rupert Murdoch should die a very painful death for many reasons, this being one of them.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jun 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry guys, I disagree. I like the night games on Saturday. It’s the only way we get to watch it on Direct TV. Otherwise it’s the Fox blackout. I guess it’s a pain for the younger guys who like to go out on Saturday night, but us older guys with the families like to spend our Saturday nights watching baseball. In fact, my plans for tonight is seeing The Hulk and then coming back and watching the game. Hulkamania running wild baby!! Oh sorry, wrong Hulk.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
that’s why fuck FOX. If the MLB hadn’t signed this retarded deal that gives FOX exclusive rights to broadcast from 1-4 or whatever, then we could have regular afternoon games and broadcasts.
Grrrrrrrr.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 28, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed to a certain degree. My prob is that Padres games are almost always night games, and I have season tickets down here… so instead of seeing Timmy vs. The Duke, I’m going to be watching the last place Mariners vs. the last place Padres with the girlfriend. !@#$^x%x I might just bring my XM and headphones…
Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.
by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hear Hear—
I actually planned to do chores today, but I couldn’t because the game wasn’t on. So I took a nap instead, and now I have to do them tomorrow.
Let's bring the...
by Swager on Jun 28, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes, sorry about the chores, man.
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHULK SMASH
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mulholland tossing his glove to first.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 28, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m gonna go with JT Snow saving Darren Baker; Stu Miller, Randy Johnson hitting the bird, and Merkle’s boner. Am I the only one to mention Bonehead Merkle? Do I get any points for that?
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
by Ott on Jun 28, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fred Snodgrass give you points for forgetting him.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the top 10: Kevin Mitchel and JT/Darren
Other two: Ruben Rivera and…Barry Zito signing press conference. (rim shot)
by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruben Rivera was #3 or #4 I believe
by ACgiant97 on Jun 28, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you believe the only win we’ve had against the A’s in the past two years was thanks to Matt Morris? In a complete game affair, no less.
by Natto on Jun 28, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Inconceivable!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is quite a coincidence, our last group outing at McAfee was June 14th, the Morris game and our next outing is Timmy Day. I hoping to keep the streak alive. Who knows if we win they won’t let me come back next year, hehe.
by timmeh on Jun 28, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saturday and Sunday
With Lincecum and Sanchez pitching, Saturday and Sunday are as good as any day to begin to beating the A’s.
by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Best Damn
It was Rivera & his base running + Kevin Mitchells bare hand catch.
John Millers call is so funny during that base running debacle. I laugh everytime I see it.
by armzdealr on Jun 28, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely. Jon pulled no punches that day.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 28, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want funny baserunning gaffes
not involving the giants? Here.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the ANSWERS ARE:
strictly from memory
4) Mullholland tosses glove and ball to first for the out.
3) Kevin Mitchell making the barehanded catch.
and in the Top 10
2) Randy Johnson vs. the feathered friend and Giants in spring training game.
1) Keystone Cop Rivera bumbling around the bases.
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!! Wendell Fairley with his first two hit game today. Get him up here!!
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
still believe he is as real as Sidd Finch and chupacabra
by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Villalona just went deep
10th HR of the year
by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how is Bummy pitching? Is he throwing any offspeed stuff?
by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mixing pitches
but he seems to be having control problems. He’s missing locations which is unusual for him, but his line still looks pretty good so far.
by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bumgarner just finished 5
Seems to be using his curve ball alot. He was having some control issues, but still pitched well. The defense behind him was atrocious. Culberson committed 2 errors in the inning, 1 of which was a double play ball he let go through his legs. Bumgarner had the runner at first picked off but Villalona dropped the ball for the 3rd error of the inning. Bumgarner had to get 5 outs in that inning.
by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only ten? Psh… those aren’t “top prospect” numbers. Shouldn’t he be breaking records by now or something?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side he is more than 6 yrs younger than Tiny Tim Lincecum.
by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP MAKING EXCUSES!!!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if he finishes the year with line he’s got, that ain’t bad for 17. Still, can you imagine if he heats up and raises hell in the second half?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farm Report
Big Ben Synder making his AA debut with Connecticut. Pablito warming up to AA is 1-1 with a double.
by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man. Is anyone in our farm system NOT getting promoted? Even Jackson Williams just went from Augusta to San Jose, and he wasn’t even hitting .200.
Easy to make a lot of promotions when you’ve got so few real prospects at the upper levels, I suppose.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also! For a moment, I confused Ben Snyder with Ben Copeland, which caused me to google Ben Copeland, and one of the top results is kind of hilarious:
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineup
F Lewis LF
R Durham 2B
R Winn RF
B Molina C
A Rowand CF
J Bowker DH
R Aurilia 1B
J Castillo 3B
O Vizquel SS
by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay for Castillo not hitting #2. Boo for Vizquel apparently continuing to be our regular shortstop.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Vizquel can hit 3 or 4 more singles by the deadline, he might have some trade value! KEEP STARTING HIM!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Castillo is still hitting -2.
I know I’ve made this joke before, but it amuses me. And McCovey Chronicles is an ecologically friendly operation.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The paper this morning said yesterday was just a day off for Omar.
:\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how low his batting average has to fall before Burriss takes over as our regular shortstop. .150? .100? .030?
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s a veteran. He’ll work his way out of it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly,
I LOVE YOU Omar, but Manny is way effing better and not a huge dropoff on defense. WAY EFFING BETTER.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Free Manny Burriss
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take him!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, fuck me
I guess Manny just sucked so bad last night that he doesn’t deserve another start…oh wait, no he didn’t. HE WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When a young player plays awesome, he needs to spend the next night watching a veteran play so he can watch and learn how to play awesomer.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
Anyone have a link to Rivera’s baserunning gaffe or the other BDSSP top 50 clips? I wanna see that stuff.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have Jon Miller’s call of the play uploaded: http://www.cajo.org/tsd/worst.aiff
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i heard it
which was hilarious, but i wanna SEE it! Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything.
I like how mlb.com removed the video from youtube, but has no way of letting anyone watch it on their site. F U guys.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a video from Sportscenter or some other highlights show – give me a sec and I’ll upload it.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome, thanks
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 28, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
1. Thank you. I love the internets
2. Wow, that is the worst baserunning I’ve ever seen.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best part is, he entered the game AS A PINCH RUNNER.
Also hilarious is the fact that he was once regarded as a top prospect.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and also, when he was with the Yankees, he stole some of Derek Jeter’s equipment (a bat and helmet, I think) from the locker room and sold them to a sports memorabilia dealer. So, yeah, he was a real success story all around.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah i read that
sounds like a class act. Seriously, even in his position, he’s gotta be making at least like 300k/year. Really? You’re gonna steal something and hock it for 2 Gs when you’re a major league player?
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for that, jcb!
i like how the ESPN announcer says the RFer fails to make the catch “which would have ended the inning.” Except there was only 1 out.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon
you know those east-coasters can’t be expected to know what’s happening in an NL west game.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
Has timmy pitched against the As this season yet?
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My NBC affiliate appears to be showing Baywatch in lieu of tonight’s game.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But how can you tell the difference?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When did the Giants sign Pam Anderson?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They brought her in to help Bocock’s performance.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pam Anderson = Tyler Walker
Both blond, both with heaving bosoms, both covered in some sort of clear liquid (water for Pam Anderson, sweat for Walker)...
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heaving beasts
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I don't see the resemblence
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did you just post two photos of Pam Anderson?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gonna say that.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Srsly
it was really hard to find one where she had more than 1/2 her clothes on.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REALLY HARD
to find one of her in a baseball uni. The facial hair is freaky.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tyler and Pam
Both have been known to bend over and stick their butts out for a living
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well,
if you’re gonna miss the game, that’s the way to miss the game. Except that it’s timmy day…
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit guys, the NBC 11 broadcast is delayed due to technical difficulties.
It’s on KICU, so there’s that at least…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
still mixing it up with Access Hollywood?
What channel is KICU?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Channel 6 on Comcast. The other providers, no clue.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sacramento Comcast is showing soccer.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oy yoy YOY!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
channel 36 on dish network
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If any SF denizens need to get their drink on after the game
My band is playing at the Li Po Lounge at like 10 pm or something.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about during the game?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're on your own, i'm afraid
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smuggle your own booze in, in your belly.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F you, douche-sherer
(thanks jponry)
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it really fits
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The black alts with green sleeves look kind of funky
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Hey, Oakland, your colors are green and gold.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don;t forget the white cleats
{pukes}
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hate it when a team wears black who has no business wearing black, ie. A’s, Mets, etc.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish the Gigantes wore the blacks more often
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they’re bad luck, though! Seemed like it on ‘01.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember that game he hit 71? Friday night vs. the Dodgers, Giants lost, end of season. I say they’re bad luck.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really liked their alternate hat, where the SF logo was in black, ringed with orange. I had one of those hats – wish they still sold ‘em.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the blue Phillies jerseys are the worst
IMO
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing how many teams forget what their colors are. Like the Phillies and their awful blue hats.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha, beaten!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man I wish Freddie didn’t K so much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, As announcers
Please go throw a NH now, timmy.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
@#%! NBC
High definition is no good if you can’t get the game on the air.
Idiots.
by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good news: NBC 11’s back.
Bad news: Greg Papa is on the call.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess I’ll keep it with the volume down
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
huzzah!
I might just put the radio on over it.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've been known to do that
but the radio is usually a few ticks ahead. it’s … weird.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Papa = the suck.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All-crappy Giants announcer team:
Greg Papa, and FP on tv, Joe Angel and Ron Fairley on the radio. It is for to shudder.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
///shudder///
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's McCarver?
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, right – I forgot he was briefly one of our tv guys. At the time I was living in Chicago and listening via Gameday Audio, so I didn’t have to suffer through that.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened before winn struck out?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
so this game’s gonna be fun to watch.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean
when tim’s not on the mound
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are they calling him Email Brown?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he decided not to change it to Text Message after all.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d like it if Tim pitched well today
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please timmy
make the a’s cry today.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
not off to a good start
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that sucks
we go 1-2-3, then Timmy walks the leadoff man.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MLB.tv = FAIL
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll try that.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As announcers
STILL making cracks about Timmy’s look, after doing it for the WHOLE first inning.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLOLOL IS SO FUNNEH
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever, I never realized he looked like a batboy until they just mentioned it a few times.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this comment must be made league-wide by broadcasters of the opposition.
Timmy does look like a fresh-scrubbed kid, ready for camp..
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A’s announcers = moronic douchebags
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet he has to show his ID whenever he visits and opposing team’s stadium.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit, George Lucas!
Oh, it’s Brian Sabean.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure? I think it’s George Lucas.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask him a question, see how fast he back tracks.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's worse..
..the second three Star Wars, or Sabean’s last half-dozen FA signings?
by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked episode 3...
of course I went to the midnight showing, so I was pretty tired.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Episode 3 has some of the most awesome quotable lameness in history, but more often than lame, it was doing really, really good things.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He couldn’t revive the Giants… they’ve lost the will to win…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
So, is that like 257 pitches this inning???
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia at 1st
It just reminds me of how clueless Giants mgmt. is this year.
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Bochy hasn’t done a double switch yet.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this year?
What do you mean, “this year”?
The contracts didn’t sign themselves, and they didn’t sign themselves this year.
by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Question:
Is he in there for his bat or his glove?
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duh.
For his savvy.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see him, and it’s like a wicked flashback.
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice slide, ellis
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do over
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not everybody
has the Giants to pitch to, to start a game on the right foot.
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Tim
pitch better.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is my wife's theory for what every pitching coach says when he goes to the mound
“Pitch better.”
by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Hey, why you suck today? Stop it!”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NBC back up.
thank you god.
Play Stonehenge!!!
by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There we go
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by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can always count on cust striking out
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Much better.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For. The. Love. Of. God. Stop showing that video where Tim goes ass over teakettle over and over. Because I love to watch the future of my team inches from death or a broken arm.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
broken arm = death
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s like a horse. Pitcher breaks his arm, you’ve gotta put him down.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do put down pitchers who break their throwing arm, yes? Like the horses.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that was weird.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was better with the accent in my head.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim’s broken arm would result in lots of death. Mostly from me and my flamethrower.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that home plate collision from last game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean the last game Tim pitched, not yesterday.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Basically, he got taken out at home and landed really awkwardly, sort of on his arm. Could’ve been real ugly.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, great end to the inning
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that’s a nice ending to bad inning… but I won’t feel closure on it until I get an analysis from sharksrog.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if it would make you feel better
..I could mention Jason Heyward.
by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I appreciate the effort, at least.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, yee ha.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
random anecdote about lincecum and brandon crawford. when lincecum got drafted i asked crawford what he thought about him and he said he had the best fastball hed ever seen and the best curveball hed ever seen and he hoped to never have to face him again (i believe he struck out on 3 pitches). if we can get crawford signed (sabien pay him more than a normal 4th rounder!!) he wont have to
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oakland must have the worst B-ball Park in the Majors
Is it the only multi purpose one left?
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dolphins stadium
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but does it have mosquito-breeding pools of stagnant water?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s also Dolphins Stadium, or whatever they’re calling it now.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
That’s the only place I’ve ever been to a baseball game in, and it is a total shithole for baseball. Great football stadium though.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once saw a game at Olympic Stadium in Montreal. It looked really weird and cool from the outside, but inside, my god, what a piece of shit. The Kingdome was awful, too – in Seattle, it was known as as the Concrete Blister. Both are now gone, though.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes,
as should baseball in the metrodome. Fortunately we get a new stadium finally. That is going to be a very nice place to go.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A game was stopped at the Kingdom once when tiles fell from the ceiling.
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to think it serves
any viable purpose
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AT&T is multi-purpose….giants baseball and kenny chesney concerts
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see how the outfield glass looked after that show?!!!
http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/
by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, but the grass was in rough shape.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
duke’s curve has got hump.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s got lovely baseball lumps.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What to do with all that junk, in your trunk?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
inSIDE your trunk
balances out the lyric
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh forgive me for not knowing the lyrics to a Grammy award winning song.
Seriously how in the name of all that is holy and Tim Lincecum does a fucking song named MY HUMPS win a Grammy?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's micheal scott's ringtone!!!!
I hate Fergie with the white-hot intensity of 10000 suns. She is not talented, or all that good looking.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed to everything. She looks like a man.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to call her pee-face.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to call her pee-pants.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what I was getting at… I just think pee-face is a funnier thing to say.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should set her up with Jim The Anvil Neidhart.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE GRAMMIES ARE HIP NOW! TOTALLY FRESH!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we’re going to get perfect gamed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting… doubles =/= wins.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Papa. Rowand has a good history against Ducherer because he’s 2-4? Shut up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he meant Rowand has had some success
vs. the rest of the Giants’ no success
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he sort of said it like that, but 4 ABs is not even worth mentioning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s dumb
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD Gonzalez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap!
that K happened before I realized the inning had started.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All opposing teams have the option
to concede the first strikeout in every inning to Timmy
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you jerry lane, you big teddy bear
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD Email
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I daresay Tim is no longer fucking around.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lmao@hannahan's walk up music
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
was it My Humps?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I saw them play it was some Irish jig.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
grgh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rajai Davis signed with the A’s?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jerome Williams!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a trap!
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about Jerome Williams?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
109!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. That is a giants blowup souvenir Rajai you're looking at
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Real Doll?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s so creepy about that???
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God no kidding. A friend posted a link to a website that rents the dolls out—a new level of WTF for me. An even newer level of WTF, the website suggested renting them for bachelor parties!
Look, if you wanna stick your dangle in something plastic, okay. But renting a sex doll out…to fornicate with at a gathering with other men….just…what?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Real doll prostitution. That’s brilliant. Sabean-level brilliant.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From a business standpoint it’s a great idea. From every other standpoint it makes my head explode.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fleshlights are way cheaper, too, especially for group settings.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those things are just too funny to me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ME TOO!
I wish they would make them with flashlight capabilities so I’d have a reason to get one.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I can honestly say having a luminescent vagina would improve my life. Maybe I wouldn’t bump into things at night.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha they just showed the light bulb giveaway promo again. It’s like they read our minds.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I met the guy who makes those. He lives in Davis, and seems pretty normal.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what they always say about serial killers, too.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a proven fact that most serial killers
are anguished Giants fans
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don’t walk Rajai Davis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss you, Rajai
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I miss him so much it hurts sometimes.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda do too,
but who would you want him to play over? Winn?
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horwitz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thas what i mean
there’s no room for him. Even if one wanted him to play over Winn, that means that he’s stealing time from Horwitz. And Rowand’s going to play, and I wanna see freddieeee.
by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean I’d rather see him as the 5th OF than Horwitz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't miss him
or Morris.
Adieu to all that.
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No chance even against
an ass-over-teakettle-impaired Lince
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
given Rajai propensity to K and Timmy being Timmy, you knew what was gonna happen.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
we didn’t really have any room for him. I just liked his D and baserunning, is all.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was also briefly the most interesting thing about the Giants last year, in his hot stretch.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might be right.
Which means: What a crap year.
by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
37 pitches already? Come on Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD RAJAI
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That Thomas’s commercial just made me irrationally angry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you like an English muffin? I’ll make you one up real nice with butter and jam…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just can’t believe that Aurilia struck out.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see a career high for Ks for Douche-sherer in our future
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, now I’m convinced we’re getting perfect gamed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow..nice grab by ducsherer
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By the end of the season, they’re going to be calling .100 The Vizquel Line. Argh.
by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs