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San Francisco Giants @ Oakland Athletics


Pre-game trivia time on this sunny and smoky Lincecum Day.

The Best Damn Sports Show recently aired a show of the 50 most bizarre sports plays in history. The Giants figured prominently in four of the 50 entries, including two of the top ten.

Name those plays. Bonus points for singling out the two that were in the top ten.

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guesses

-The Randy Johnson pitch to Calvin Murray in spring training that hit the bird
-Stu Miller blown off the mound?
-J.T. Snow saves Darren Baker?
-Kevin Mitchell barehanded?
-Bonds Broken bat homer against the Marlins?

by ben p on Jun 28, 2008 9:41 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here goes...

Mitch Barehand
JT saves Dusty Junior
Ruben Rivera gone wild
The Big Ugly Bird Explosion

Man, I am sick of losing to the A’s.

by out machine on Jun 28, 2008 10:03 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

most bizarre in sports history?

I love the Giants, but how they can be in the top ten at all eludes me. Sports history includes things like The Play and La Mano De Dios. Even being blown off the mound doesn’t top that stuff.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is a night game, isn’t it?? Why the early gameday?? And I know it’s Timmy day, but this Duscherer has been awesome this year. Timmy can’t win if the Giants get shut out.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 10:34 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno – in yesterday’s gameday thread, I learned it was possible to have a lower on-base percentage than batting average. With that in mind, getting shut out and still winning seems almost possible.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 10:38 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes but

i think the giants also have it in them to lose even if they won.
they’re that bad.

Bengie Molina: stretching doubles into singles since 1998.

by jasomack on Jun 28, 2008 10:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m too lazy to go look this up – how is it possible? I noticed that one of the Padres (or was it one of the Twins) had this feat, but couldn’t work out how they achieved it.

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 28, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just want to say, again

How fucking irate I am about this goddamn Sat evening gametime bullshit. Saturday afternoons are made for doing stupid fucking chores around the house, or changing your oil, or fixing your bike, and LISTENING TO THE FUCKING GAME ON THE RADIO IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES THESE CHORES BEARABLE. So fuck you, FOX. Fuck you right in the earhole.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 10:46 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I couldn't agree more

Rupert Murdoch should die a very painful death for many reasons, this being one of them.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 28, 2008 11:03 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry guys, I disagree. I like the night games on Saturday. It’s the only way we get to watch it on Direct TV. Otherwise it’s the Fox blackout. I guess it’s a pain for the younger guys who like to go out on Saturday night, but us older guys with the families like to spend our Saturday nights watching baseball. In fact, my plans for tonight is seeing The Hulk and then coming back and watching the game. Hulkamania running wild baby!! Oh sorry, wrong Hulk.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 1:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

exactly

that’s why fuck FOX. If the MLB hadn’t signed this retarded deal that gives FOX exclusive rights to broadcast from 1-4 or whatever, then we could have regular afternoon games and broadcasts.

Grrrrrrrr.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 2:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Photobucket

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 28, 2008 4:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed to a certain degree. My prob is that Padres games are almost always night games, and I have season tickets down here… so instead of seeing Timmy vs. The Duke, I’m going to be watching the last place Mariners vs. the last place Padres with the girlfriend. !@#$^x%x I might just bring my XM and headphones…

Proud new parent of Mr. Buster Posey... you know, if he signs and stuff.

by GiantsFanInExile on Jun 28, 2008 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hear Hear—
I actually planned to do chores today, but I couldn’t because the game wasn’t on. So I took a nap instead, and now I have to do them tomorrow.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on Jun 28, 2008 4:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CHULK SMASH

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mulholland tossing his glove to first.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 28, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m gonna go with JT Snow saving Darren Baker; Stu Miller, Randy Johnson hitting the bird, and Merkle’s boner. Am I the only one to mention Bonehead Merkle? Do I get any points for that?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on Jun 28, 2008 11:27 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fred Snodgrass give you points for forgetting him.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 11:34 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in the top 10: Kevin Mitchel and JT/Darren

Other two: Ruben Rivera and…Barry Zito signing press conference. (rim shot)

by positiveuphemism on Jun 28, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ruben Rivera was #3 or #4 I believe

by ACgiant97 on Jun 28, 2008 7:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can you believe the only win we’ve had against the A’s in the past two years was thanks to Matt Morris? In a complete game affair, no less.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jun 28, 2008 11:38 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Inconceivable!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 12:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is quite a coincidence, our last group outing at McAfee was June 14th, the Morris game and our next outing is Timmy Day. I hoping to keep the streak alive. Who knows if we win they won’t let me come back next year, hehe.

by timmeh on Jun 28, 2008 1:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Saturday and Sunday

With Lincecum and Sanchez pitching, Saturday and Sunday are as good as any day to begin to beating the A’s.

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Best Damn

It was Rivera & his base running + Kevin Mitchells bare hand catch.

John Millers call is so funny during that base running debacle. I laugh everytime I see it.

by armzdealr on Jun 28, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Absolutely. Jon pulled no punches that day.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 28, 2008 2:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the ANSWERS ARE:

strictly from memory

4) Mullholland tosses glove and ball to first for the out.
3) Kevin Mitchell making the barehanded catch.

and in the Top 10
2) Randy Johnson vs. the feathered friend and Giants in spring training game.
1) Keystone Cop Rivera bumbling around the bases.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay!! Wendell Fairley with his first two hit game today. Get him up here!!

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still believe he is as real as Sidd Finch and chupacabra

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 3:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Age

Did not realize how old he is – DOB: 03/17/1988

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 3:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how is Bummy pitching? Is he throwing any offspeed stuff?

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mixing pitches

but he seems to be having control problems. He’s missing locations which is unusual for him, but his line still looks pretty good so far.

by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 4:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bumgarner just finished 5

Seems to be using his curve ball alot. He was having some control issues, but still pitched well. The defense behind him was atrocious. Culberson committed 2 errors in the inning, 1 of which was a double play ball he let go through his legs. Bumgarner had the runner at first picked off but Villalona dropped the ball for the 3rd error of the inning. Bumgarner had to get 5 outs in that inning.

by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 5:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only ten? Psh… those aren’t “top prospect” numbers. Shouldn’t he be breaking records by now or something?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 4:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the plus side he is more than 6 yrs younger than Tiny Tim Lincecum.

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STOP MAKING EXCUSES!!!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even if he finishes the year with line he’s got, that ain’t bad for 17. Still, can you imagine if he heats up and raises hell in the second half?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farm Report

Big Ben Synder making his AA debut with Connecticut. Pablito warming up to AA is 1-1 with a double.

by wilriv21 on Jun 28, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man. Is anyone in our farm system NOT getting promoted? Even Jackson Williams just went from Augusta to San Jose, and he wasn’t even hitting .200.

Easy to make a lot of promotions when you’ve got so few real prospects at the upper levels, I suppose.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also! For a moment, I confused Ben Snyder with Ben Copeland, which caused me to google Ben Copeland, and one of the top results is kind of hilarious:

http://www.talk-sports.net/mlb/girlfriend.aspx/Ben_Copeland

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lineup

F Lewis LF
R Durham 2B
R Winn RF
B Molina C
A Rowand CF
J Bowker DH
R Aurilia 1B
J Castillo 3B
O Vizquel SS

by superk1ng on Jun 28, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay for Castillo not hitting #2. Boo for Vizquel apparently continuing to be our regular shortstop.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Vizquel can hit 3 or 4 more singles by the deadline, he might have some trade value! KEEP STARTING HIM!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Castillo is still hitting -2.

I know I’ve made this joke before, but it amuses me. And McCovey Chronicles is an ecologically friendly operation.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The paper this morning said yesterday was just a day off for Omar.

:\

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 5:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder how low his batting average has to fall before Burriss takes over as our regular shortstop. .150? .100? .030?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s a veteran. He’ll work his way out of it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 5:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Honestly,

I LOVE YOU Omar, but Manny is way effing better and not a huge dropoff on defense. WAY EFFING BETTER.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Free Manny Burriss

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll take him!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, fuck me

I guess Manny just sucked so bad last night that he doesn’t deserve another start…oh wait, no he didn’t. HE WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When a young player plays awesome, he needs to spend the next night watching a veteran play so he can watch and learn how to play awesomer.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTW

Anyone have a link to Rivera’s baserunning gaffe or the other BDSSP top 50 clips? I wanna see that stuff.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have Jon Miller’s call of the play uploaded: http://www.cajo.org/tsd/worst.aiff

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, i heard it

which was hilarious, but i wanna SEE it! Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything.

I like how mlb.com removed the video from youtube, but has no way of letting anyone watch it on their site. F U guys.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a video from Sportscenter or some other highlights show – give me a sec and I’ll upload it.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG

1. Thank you. I love the internets

2. Wow, that is the worst baserunning I’ve ever seen.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The best part is, he entered the game AS A PINCH RUNNER.

Also hilarious is the fact that he was once regarded as a top prospect.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, and also, when he was with the Yankees, he stole some of Derek Jeter’s equipment (a bat and helmet, I think) from the locker room and sold them to a sports memorabilia dealer. So, yeah, he was a real success story all around.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah i read that

sounds like a class act. Seriously, even in his position, he’s gotta be making at least like 300k/year. Really? You’re gonna steal something and hock it for 2 Gs when you’re a major league player?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks for that, jcb!

i like how the ESPN announcer says the RFer fails to make the catch “which would have ended the inning.” Except there was only 1 out.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 5:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cmon

you know those east-coasters can’t be expected to know what’s happening in an NL west game.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTW

Has timmy pitched against the As this season yet?

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My NBC affiliate appears to be showing Baywatch in lieu of tonight’s game.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But how can you tell the difference?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When did the Giants sign Pam Anderson?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They brought her in to help Bocock’s performance.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 5:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pam Anderson = Tyler Walker

Both blond, both with heaving bosoms, both covered in some sort of clear liquid (water for Pam Anderson, sweat for Walker)...

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 5:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heaving beasts

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 5:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why did you just post two photos of Pam Anderson?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was gonna say that.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Srsly

it was really hard to find one where she had more than 1/2 her clothes on.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

REALLY HARD

to find one of her in a baseball uni. The facial hair is freaky.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tyler and Pam

Both have been known to bend over and stick their butts out for a living

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well,

if you’re gonna miss the game, that’s the way to miss the game. Except that it’s timmy day…

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit guys, the NBC 11 broadcast is delayed due to technical difficulties.

It’s on KICU, so there’s that at least…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still mixing it up with Access Hollywood?

What channel is KICU?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Channel 6 on Comcast. The other providers, no clue.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn’t that channel 36 on broadcast tv?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thanks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sacramento Comcast is showing soccer.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oy yoy YOY!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

channel 36 on dish network

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If any SF denizens need to get their drink on after the game

My band is playing at the Li Po Lounge at like 10 pm or something.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about during the game?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're on your own, i'm afraid

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Smuggle your own booze in, in your belly.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Douche Sharer?

That can’t be healthy.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it really fits

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The black alts with green sleeves look kind of funky

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Hey, Oakland, your colors are green and gold.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don;t forget the white cleats

{pukes}

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really hate it when a team wears black who has no business wearing black, ie. A’s, Mets, etc.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think they’re bad luck, though! Seemed like it on ‘01.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BLB

hit 71 in the dark unis…

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember that game he hit 71? Friday night vs. the Dodgers, Giants lost, end of season. I say they’re bad luck.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really liked their alternate hat, where the SF logo was in black, ringed with orange. I had one of those hats – wish they still sold ‘em.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the blue Phillies jerseys are the worst

IMO

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amazing how many teams forget what their colors are. Like the Phillies and their awful blue hats.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha, beaten!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man I wish Freddie didn’t K so much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck you, As announcers

Please go throw a NH now, timmy.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

@#%! NBC

High definition is no good if you can’t get the game on the air.

Idiots.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good news: NBC 11’s back.
Bad news: Greg Papa is on the call.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess I’ll keep it with the volume down

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huzzah!

I might just put the radio on over it.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've been known to do that

but the radio is usually a few ticks ahead. it’s … weird.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Papa = the suck.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All-crappy Giants announcer team:

Greg Papa, and FP on tv, Joe Angel and Ron Fairley on the radio. It is for to shudder.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

///shudder///

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where's McCarver?

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, right – I forgot he was briefly one of our tv guys. At the time I was living in Chicago and listening via Gameday Audio, so I didn’t have to suffer through that.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what happened before winn struck out?

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lewis struck out.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

so this game’s gonna be fun to watch.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean

when tim’s not on the mound

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why are they calling him Email Brown?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because he decided not to change it to Text Message after all.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d like it if Tim pitched well today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please timmy

make the a’s cry today.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not off to a good start

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, that sucks

we go 1-2-3, then Timmy walks the leadoff man.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MLB.tv = FAIL

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll try that.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As announcers

STILL making cracks about Timmy’s look, after doing it for the WHOLE first inning.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLOLOL IS SO FUNNEH

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatever, I never realized he looked like a batboy until they just mentioned it a few times.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this comment must be made league-wide by broadcasters of the opposition.

Timmy does look like a fresh-scrubbed kid, ready for camp..

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A’s announcers = moronic douchebags

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As opposed to what, A’s fans?

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bet he has to show his ID whenever he visits and opposing team’s stadium.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh shit, George Lucas!

Oh, it’s Brian Sabean.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you sure? I think it’s George Lucas.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ask him a question, see how fast he back tracks.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's worse..

..the second three Star Wars, or Sabean’s last half-dozen FA signings?

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I liked episode 3...

of course I went to the midnight showing, so I was pretty tired.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Episode 3 has some of the most awesome quotable lameness in history, but more often than lame, it was doing really, really good things.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He couldn’t revive the Giants… they’ve lost the will to win…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK

So, is that like 257 pitches this inning???

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aurilia at 1st

It just reminds me of how clueless Giants mgmt. is this year.

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least Bochy hasn’t done a double switch yet.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this year?

What do you mean, “this year”?

The contracts didn’t sign themselves, and they didn’t sign themselves this year.

by wcw on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Question:

Is he in there for his bat or his glove?

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duh.

For his savvy.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see him, and it’s like a wicked flashback.

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice slide, ellis

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not everybody

has the Giants to pitch to, to start a game on the right foot.

by Moggeee on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Tim

pitch better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NBC back up.
thank you god.

Play Stonehenge!!!

by The Enchanter on Jun 28, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There we go

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can always count on cust striking out

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Much better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For. The. Love. Of. God. Stop showing that video where Tim goes ass over teakettle over and over. Because I love to watch the future of my team inches from death or a broken arm.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

broken arm = death

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s like a horse. Pitcher breaks his arm, you’ve gotta put him down.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They do put down pitchers who break their throwing arm, yes? Like the horses.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, that was weird.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was better with the accent in my head.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tim’s broken arm would result in lots of death. Mostly from me and my flamethrower.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that home plate collision from last game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean the last game Tim pitched, not yesterday.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Basically, he got taken out at home and landed really awkwardly, sort of on his arm. Could’ve been real ugly.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, great end to the inning

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, that’s a nice ending to bad inning… but I won’t feel closure on it until I get an analysis from sharksrog.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I appreciate the effort, at least.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, yee ha.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

random anecdote about lincecum and brandon crawford. when lincecum got drafted i asked crawford what he thought about him and he said he had the best fastball hed ever seen and the best curveball hed ever seen and he hoped to never have to face him again (i believe he struck out on 3 pitches). if we can get crawford signed (sabien pay him more than a normal 4th rounder!!) he wont have to

proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..

by Azmanz on Jun 28, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oakland must have the worst B-ball Park in the Majors

Is it the only multi purpose one left?

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dolphins stadium

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but does it have mosquito-breeding pools of stagnant water?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There’s also Dolphins Stadium, or whatever they’re calling it now.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the Metrodome is pretty hideous.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

That’s the only place I’ve ever been to a baseball game in, and it is a total shithole for baseball. Great football stadium though.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I once saw a game at Olympic Stadium in Montreal. It looked really weird and cool from the outside, but inside, my god, what a piece of shit. The Kingdome was awful, too – in Seattle, it was known as as the Concrete Blister. Both are now gone, though.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes,

as should baseball in the metrodome. Fortunately we get a new stadium finally. That is going to be a very nice place to go.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Olympic Stadium, by the way:

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A game was stopped at the Kingdom once when tiles fell from the ceiling.

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AT&T is multi-purpose….giants baseball and kenny chesney concerts

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t forget XFL football, baby!

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you see how the outfield glass looked after that show?!!!

http://www.strikeoutsfortroops.org/

by Inside The Coke Bottle on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope, but the grass was in rough shape.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

duke’s curve has got hump.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s got lovely baseball lumps.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What to do with all that junk, in your trunk?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh forgive me for not knowing the lyrics to a Grammy award winning song.

Seriously how in the name of all that is holy and Tim Lincecum does a fucking song named MY HUMPS win a Grammy?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's micheal scott's ringtone!!!!

I hate Fergie with the white-hot intensity of 10000 suns. She is not talented, or all that good looking.

by bondslegend on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed to everything. She looks like a man.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like to call her pee-face.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like to call her pee-pants.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s what I was getting at… I just think pee-face is a funnier thing to say.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone should set her up with Jim The Anvil Neidhart.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THE GRAMMIES ARE HIP NOW! TOTALLY FRESH!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we’re going to get perfect gamed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Interesting… doubles =/= wins.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit Papa. Rowand has a good history against Ducherer because he’s 2-4? Shut up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he sort of said it like that, but 4 ABs is not even worth mentioning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s dumb

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD Gonzalez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy crap!
that K happened before I realized the inning had started.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank you jerry lane, you big teddy bear

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD Email

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I daresay Tim is no longer fucking around.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When I saw them play it was some Irish jig.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grgh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rajai Davis signed with the A’s?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jerome Williams!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a trap!

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what about Jerome Williams?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

109!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 28, 2008 6:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Real Doll?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God no kidding. A friend posted a link to a website that rents the dolls out—a new level of WTF for me. An even newer level of WTF, the website suggested renting them for bachelor parties!

Look, if you wanna stick your dangle in something plastic, okay. But renting a sex doll out…to fornicate with at a gathering with other men….just…what?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Real doll prostitution. That’s brilliant. Sabean-level brilliant.

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From a business standpoint it’s a great idea. From every other standpoint it makes my head explode.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fleshlights are way cheaper, too, especially for group settings.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Those things are just too funny to me.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ME TOO!

I wish they would make them with flashlight capabilities so I’d have a reason to get one.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 6:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well I can honestly say having a luminescent vagina would improve my life. Maybe I wouldn’t bump into things at night.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 6:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Luminescent Vagina = band name

by jcb9 on Jun 28, 2008 6:48 PM PDT