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Second!

D’oh

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

first?

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

yay

perhaps better the second time around?

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

three straight outings without a single out recorded

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm i am begining to wonder what Chulk is doing.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 strait

Batting Practice!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

insurmountable

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My legacy is complete.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 27, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ!

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What is going on with Yabu?

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Yabu, and fuck you Bochy for bringing him in when Sadler, Romo and Hinshaw all looked so good last night.

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy deserves that more than Yabu does

Yabu hasn’t gotten an out in 3 outings. Maybe a tie game isn’t the right time to “build his confidence”

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this sucks.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Very important to clarify.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the A’s

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

oooook

aaand fuck this game. Early morning tomorrow folks. Peace out.

by bondslegend on Jun 27, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yabu’s 40 year old ass doesn’t belong on a rebuilding team anyway. Get him out of town

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree

It’s always handy to have a vet arm to eat innings, even if Yabu hasn’t exactly been doing the job lately.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mess is back? protect the water cooler.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

how come Duane Kuiper is so knowledgeable and funny, and his brother is the dullest announcer on earth??

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Glen was so much better as the sideline guy. He’s in way over his head as an actual announcer

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Genes are tricky. When I asked my anthropology prof why mutations happen, he just shrugged and said, “sometimes the code goes wacky and the proteins get mixed up.”

So that’s how Duane got all the talent.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too late to request that Comcast start showing another Classic Giants game now?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Go to OnDemand Channel 1

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know where to find them, but they only have 2 games there. I want ALL of them dammit!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yabu is Oakland’s secret agent.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

well this will tell more about Hinshaw.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF rowand?

Horowitz calls him off and ????

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

it's in the handbook?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is

but Horwitz called him off pretty early and Rowand’s gamerness got in the way.

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Self actualization need

Rowand periodically NEEDS to collide with something – a wall , the ground , the hapless teammate.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He does but…Horwitz called him off long before or so it looked, and looked to be in a better position to get the throw off. Plus can’t say I’d trust Rowand throwing the ball anyway.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

CF may have right of way, but if RF has the best play on the ball, then that doesn’t matter.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well one of his throws has not ended up in teh stands…recently… that I’v seen.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay what the hell was that?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Horwitz >:(

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh you dumbfucks

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

so

this is high school ball, right?

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised the Rabbi didn’t shatter to pieces

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

For JUUZZ what is this ripper and Herndon out there?

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

blegh

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand’s been wanting to get the Jew since he was brought up.

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Anti-semitism in the infield? ON THE NEXT DATELINE NBC

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

outfield*

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lure us

onto a field under false AIM convos with “JooBoi94”

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sick bastards. On TV no less! Think of the children.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will there be a special appearance by Al Campanis?

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh for fuck sake.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 27, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Surprised a new universe wasn’t created with so much gamerness colliding.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

down two runs. Insurmountable deficit for this team.

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

How come Rajai Davis looks like a major league hitter now that he’s no longer with the Giants?

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

because he was a major league hitter and the Giants gave up on him too quickly

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause the A's know how to teach people to hit.

Also, because we never saw him play this season on the Giants.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played. He was swinging at pitches over his head and taking check swings at pitches right down the middle.

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got 18 at bats.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

why any love for a 5th OF?

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

because now he actually gets to face major league pitchers

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Giants pitchers!

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because because.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 27, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause

Because of the wonderful things he does?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

follow th yellow brick road

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Follow the yellow brick road?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I only had a brain.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy’s song.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said.

/Michael Scott

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh so we’re going there, already? It’s only the sixth inning!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 runs now, might as well be over.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that the slash is always welcome. I just wasn’t prepared for it in the sixth inning.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

six innings too late

and now we’re down 3 so amp the drinking up

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he hurt his brain in the collision.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wasn’t very smart

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He's just learning from Rowand

Now why on earth would you pull Hinshaw here?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Bruce Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i shook the magic 8 ball and it said “yes”.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy saw Felipe do it in a Giants’ classic game. He’ll probably double switch his DH into the game now.

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horwitz

Epic fail

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Nate play RF?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s gonna have a tough time moving from 3rd base.

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he can play 3B OMG! Bowker to RF, TI to 1st! Championship!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would take some time to move him off of 3B

by rotorueter on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horwitz saw Rowand charging out the corner of his eye

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The Juggling Jew

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

*spit*

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow again.

I love how Bochy’s “guys” are absolutely terrible.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

we’re never going to beat the A’s again

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sign JT Snow. He used to destroy them.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be more down about it if they G men were play well AA ball.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we pick a new interleague rival?

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, someone who sucks

Like the Royals.

Wait.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

KC
Detroit
Chicago White Sox

Uh…Cleveland?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

were are those Mariniers games when you need them?

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t suggesting we would beat them, I just hate losing to the A’s.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little OT

Schmidt starting for Las Vegas versus the Grizzlies tomorrow

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Operation Schmidt continues to be a great success.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, how embarrassing.

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 27, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The smell of burning bullpen

like whale fat and melting 6-pack rings

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jun 27, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I though boulder Skull just tricked a Roockie into pulling his fingers.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three pitchers in one inning. And it’s only the 6th. \o/

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy’s itching to bring in another one

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walks

the oldie but goodie failure

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

No worries. 3rd base is open.

Good evening, everyone.

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

CAL POLY!!!!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it is!

Um, huh?

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thought you were channeling Krukow

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

now THAT is funny!

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy sucks

2 outs and a single…yep that guys done. Next!

by positiveuphemism on Jun 27, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes Giants pitching eunuch unit.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

No, Sadler has plenty of balls. It’s all he can throw.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so your saying he can’t properly use his balls?

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too lazy to make a real comment

Suggestive remark about the agreeable appearance of Billy Sadler. Thinly veiled sexual connotations involving male anatomy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just thought i was using a term and it’s defination.
Turns out i was a Agent of Choas!

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mild surprise.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOD THING WE PUT SADLER IN, HINSHAW WASN’T GETTING OUTS OR ANYTHING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

strike throwing machine

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hit him and be done with it, Sadler.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I’ve been generally chill this year but this game is making me angry

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t like it if you were angry?

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and wastefully managed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhh not too loud

You’ll blow Bochy’s mind!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the wave, isn't it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Timday Eve, Everyone!

The bourbon was placed by the remote with care,
In hopes that our offense would be at least fair.

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

mercy!

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

Siddown, Suzuki.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up Sadler

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNG UP

suck on it, Kurt

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Took a while

for that call

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

they're pissed too

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually don’t think he swung but the first base umpire could tell it was a strike from where he was at.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for some “offense”!

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Too late

I’m already offended

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I never!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one Chulk-tastic inning.

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Chulk at home says

I CAN DO THAT!

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st base ump

“I gotta date”

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

or

“Why did they take that Hinshaw kid out – he was actually getting guys out”

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in paying low rent hookers to keep them company?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Horwitz has made some mistakes tonight, but his arm isn’t too bad in the OF. Which is funny since supposedly his ability to hit for contact was his only tool.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont know anything about swing mechanics but his swing looks really long to me

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did that commercial just call the Cubs “the most legendary team of all”? Maybe the most legendary suck of all.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A century of suck

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

their suck is pretty much unsurpassed in major league baseball

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice overreaction by Sadler.

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Zeigler is still warming up. Did Felipe get hired by the A’s?

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

6GB

I guess we’re sellers again.

Drats.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

who wants to buy any of the crap on our team??

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

idiots??

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were all fired already

It’s up to Agent Ned

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe just Maybe

He will trade us Kemp and Kershaw for Winn and Zito.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll blow his cover that way

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he might not last all that much longer, he’ll have to help ruin them right before he’s outed right? Make a grand exit and great escape back to Sabs basement.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A grand exit is a Lasorda funeral…

Just saying.

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie showing Burriss how the master does the fake bunt

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll always have the Swing guy video for that

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

can he play CF/3rd base/catcher???

HEY YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry. Someone will carry the mantle for him.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

what makes you think that Richie doesn’t get a new three year deal??

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trick question!!
don’t worry he will be signed for another 2 years.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horwitz’s fail is rubbing off on the A’s! Yes!

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

6-4-3

It’s coming.

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We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

right result, wrong scenario

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Crosby haha

Remember when he was picked by almost all of ESPN to be the AL MVP? And that was like 3 years ago.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Somehow, I’m not surprised

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

perfect for how i feel about the G men right now.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, I saw some quote in the paper from someone about how if Brian Horwitz wants to be an All Star, he’ll be an All Star.

I just sort of stared at the paper because what a stupid thing to say.

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe he meant he wanted a pair of All Stars.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close enough

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oi to the World

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaks

We can’t catch them.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh look a differnt way to a DP?

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what she said.

First!

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only today was Yom Kippur, none of this would be happening

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Is Horwitz an observant Jew?

In the sense of observing his religion, not in the sense of noticing stuff, because, you know…

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know, just looking for the easy joke.

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As was I.

DFA all Giants over 34 years old.

by Mayor of 311 on Jun 27, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring In Romo

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow’s game will suck. Lincecum will probably do great but we’ll lose 1-0. At least the game is at 6 and I won’t be eligible for sunburn.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck it, can’t we just have Raj Matthai on the TV the rest of the way? it’s a lot better than watching this bullshit.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s much better than Bip and FP

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better looking, better talking, better just better.

Did I mention better looking?

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

;)

.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sick and this game sucks, I want some man candy.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just enjoying the Manny.

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by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny candy?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

our team has really improved in that area this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean – Please The Barroness or suffer!!

like he ever listens to me.

" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Baroness wants any part of Brian Sabean

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make me even sicker.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah. He looks like one of my hot exes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for more Classic Giants games.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what we’re calling Amy G. now?

by rightcenterfielder on Jun 27, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And light it on fire

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

To feed to an ATM?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the best throwaway scenes in the film. That and the guy getting angry in the bathroom. “Do you mind? I’M TRYING TO DO DRUGS!”

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huey Lewis & The News

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

”.....last time i had to go to the hospital.”

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently Horwitz is not the Jew that will lead us

by wilriv21 on Jun 27, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

it would appear that he’s not the new Hank Greenberg

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems confused and lost

so that makes him the Wondering Jew?

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on Jun 27, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that is the Life of Brian , no?

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I vaguely remember reading some were something about that posiblity.

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by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa. A 1-2-3 inning. Is that allowed?

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

this picture will never get old

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s because he is

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i raise my pimp hand

and they look at it like a goddamn croissant?

by Giant Voodoo on Jun 27, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

our well hit balls never go out of the park

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate their douche bag fans even more

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Equal opportunity

Can we hate both?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

I guess we can

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 27, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit, Freddy. Three runs down leading off, 3-0 count, you needed to walk there.

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by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

w-wal-wal-whu?

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 27, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then be the first part of a double play. Stick to the script!

by AngelWillSaveUs on Jun 27, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions