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OT: Shawn Chacon

First: This piece is moderately amusing. Here is a more truthy story on the goings-on.

So, which MLB team is shameless enough to pick this guy up? Initial signs point to the Yankees.

Any thoughts on the matter? Latrell Sprewell jokes? Discuss.

Also, is there a less savory job on this country than working for the MLBPA? I'm a die-hard union man, but you gotta wonder how some of these characters sleep at night. Guy chokes his GM, in direct contravention of the terms of his contract. Guy gets released. Players' Association files a grievance on behalf of the choker. I dunno, I'd personally have a hard time feeling good about that.

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money is on the Padres

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 27, 2008 9:06 AM PDT   0 recs

orly?

is this speculation, or are there rumblings to that effect?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

both. Friend in SD said they were interested over the off-season, and they don’t mind headcases.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on Jun 27, 2008 11:06 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

SD doesn’t go after the criminal types right after the fact. That would disturb the “clubhouse nirvana” that Alderson and Towers have been building with the Bad News Mads.

Ted Leitner likes his chokers with a smiley face and a pleasant gamer demeanor.

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jun 27, 2008 11:34 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I hope it’s the Giants. Who wouldn’t want him to choke Brian Sabean??

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 9:10 AM PDT   1 recs

+1

I think you are onto something here.

Also didn’t the Yankees already have Chacon at some point?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 27, 2008 9:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’d point Chacon in the direction of Ray Ratto and his Hardy Boys friends.

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jun 27, 2008 11:36 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The Hardy Boyz would totally kick Chacon’s butt.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Assuming they weren’t strung out on meth at the time.

by jcb9 on Jun 27, 2008 7:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

To quote Lois from Family Guy:

“Crystal Meth is one helluva drug.”

And while we’re on the Family Guy theme, this just came to me…Ray Ratto looks like the character Bruce since they both wear awful sweaters and facial hair. Plus it’s inclined that Bruce is gay…just saying!

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jun 28, 2008 12:47 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah they did.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 12:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I actually had a bet on Chacon with the Yankees. I thought he would pitch well, and my friend told me I could have one night with his wife if his Yankee ERA was less than 4.00. He wound up with an ERA of 2.85!! My friend?? He welshed.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 27, 2008 6:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LMAO

with friends like that…

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 6:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Tha Raidaaas

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on Jun 27, 2008 9:20 AM PDT   0 recs

That isn't the whole story

It doesn’t excuse the physical attack, but Ed Wade was shooting his mouth off like the little numbskull shithead that he is. Chacon should have ignored him (or verbally abused him) instead of choking him, but who the hell does Ed Wade think he is?

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 27, 2008 9:26 AM PDT   0 recs

This is a very good point. Wade is a grade-A asshole and has stuck his foot in his mouth more times than I can count. Someone mentioned this on a blog; it’s a mystery why Wade doesn’t get punched in the face every time he shows up at Minute Maid Park.

Chacon is clearly a nutbar for going off the edge, and has effectively ruined his career. Hey, I hate a lot of people I work with too, but if I gave into my violent revenge fantasies, I’d be banned for life as well. It’s no different for this guy either. Do what I do, call them “cunts” in your head and then vent over drinks with friends after hours.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 10:25 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Funny you should mention this. My first impression on reading the account in the Huston Chronicle was the whole "Chrissie" Everret vs. Jim Rome thing.

" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.

by daveinexile on Jun 27, 2008 11:43 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nothing excuses what Chacon did, but everyone has their boiling point to some degree. I do know that everyone in Philadelphia would probably be willing to buy Chacon drinks until the end of time for what he did though. Ed Wade is one of the worst GM’s for any sport in a long time. Also if you instigate and escalate a fight with someone who has a distinct size advantage and then get your ass handed to you, you deserve what you get.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 11:15 AM PDT   0 recs

Ed Wade probably thought he was being to be the Alpha Male by trying to show up Chacon. Then again, Chacon’s season has gone into the crapper and I don’t think he was about to be belittled by the GM of the team who is a the definition of an ass clown. I really don’t care if Chacon didn’t handle this in the appropriate manner. This was a situation where Wade took it upon himself, where he could have sent another employee of the franchise, to send for Chacon for a meeting in the manager’s office. But Wade decided to lite the fuse himself and Chacon went off like a nuke. Sometimes the wicked do get their just desserts.

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jun 27, 2008 11:49 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Geoff Blum was on the San Diego morning show giving his third party account of the throwdown and it’s highly amusing. You can listen to it here.

In summary, Blum basically said Chacon shouldn’t have done it, but Wade goaded him into it, like Wade’s manhood was challenged.

The best part is Blum saying “It was like watching career suicide…”

by Ed Jew on Jun 27, 2008 11:32 AM PDT   0 recs

That is HILARIOUS

Perhaps a bit more credit is due Ed Wade – he apparently didn’t fly off the handle initially. For those who didn’t listen to the audio, Blum says that Wade originally asked Chacon calmly to come into the manager’s office. It was only after Chacon’s refusal that Wade went into dumbass mode.

Wade could have simply remained calm, listened to Chacon’s refusal, and proceeded directly to DFA for insubordination. Instead, he goes tough guy on a much bigger man and gets his ass handed to him, which I think he richly deserved.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 27, 2008 12:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The Question is

Who is more signable, Chacon or Bonds.

I say Chacon gets another deal somewhere before the year is out.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 12:27 PM PDT   0 recs

This, and it makes me sick.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 12:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And Chacon sucks

Bonds does not.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 27, 2008 3:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Is Shawn Chacon gonna have to choke a bitch?

Oh, nevermind.

by xanthan on Jun 27, 2008 1:08 PM PDT   0 recs

Wayne Brady FTW!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 27, 2008 1:41 PM PDT   0 recs

One of my three all-time favorite Chappell episodes, along with “Racial Draft” and the “Player Hater’s go back in time”.

(Mrs. Goofus has a distant uncle that reminds of Buck Nasty.)

2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!

by Goofus on Jun 27, 2008 2:28 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Racial Draft, Wayne Brady’s Show, and the R Kelly video are the skits that never ever fail to crack me up.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

'scuse me, Joe Rogan!

Tyrone on Fear Factor, President Black Bush, and Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Black White Supremacist

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 27, 2008 3:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Along with Wayne Brady and the Racial Draft.

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 27, 2008 3:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Charlie Murphy goes without saying

Getting schooled by Prince at basketball and then going for pancakes is still damn funny. It’s almost too bad that the Rick James skit was so funny, because nobody talks about the Prince one.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 27, 2008 3:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Game, Blouses

so true.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’ve just been RickRolled while trying to find the Prince one on YouTube.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Jun 27, 2008 3:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Only one sketch

has Black Tony Blair AND Mos Def as the Black Head of the CIA

http://www.bofunk.com/video/3233/black_president_bush.html

“Don’t drop that shit!!!!”

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 3:27 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

All I got to say is....

The World Series of Dice

it's always noonan somewhere

by sectionop92 on Jun 28, 2008 12:39 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh yes World Series of Dice was hilarious too. Ashy Larry.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 28, 2008 9:15 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

loljeter

http://tinyurl.com/5×8r9b

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Jun 27, 2008 4:56 PM PDT   0 recs

Well, if Jeter thinks Chac is cool, then he’s cool.

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by Natto on Jun 27, 2008 5:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Calm eyes!

Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.

by groug on Jun 27, 2008 5:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

HOW CAN JOO SAY THAT JEETZ YOU KNOW A-RAH IS TEH ONLY 1 4 U!!11

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 27, 2008 5:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Photobucket

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 27, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Photobucket

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Jun 27, 2008 6:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ned looks all excitedly confused at the presence of a computer in front of him.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 27, 2008 6:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

"Golly"

“Mama calls these ‘the Devils’ own porn machine”

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on Jun 28, 2008 8:53 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dude

I LOVE your Brian Sabean pictures and captions. Just love them.

by Nellieball on Jun 28, 2008 10:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He’s definitely aiming for some kind of award at the end of the season.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Jun 28, 2008 11:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

One man’s crazy is another man’s treasure. Chacon will find another team. Look at Sidney Ponson. He attacked the pitching coach in Texas and was released, and now it’s all hail Sir Sidney in New York after he pitched six scoreless against the Mets last night.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on Jun 28, 2008 8:19 AM PDT   0 recs

Exactly.

But Bonds – haha yeah right.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on Jun 28, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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