Open Gameday Thread: The Return
Here at McCovey Chronicles, we're committed to an ecologically sound operation. When intros are used once for a gameday thread and discarded, they invariably end up washing out to sea, where they could damage a coral reef or poison an otter hut. Wait, otter den. Otter hole. Whatever it is that otters live in.
With this in mind, we at McCovey Chronicles strive to recycle our gameday intros over and over and over again, even if we have great new ideas that would absolutely blow you away.
Enjoy the game.
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Well, today could have been better
I’m not giving up yet
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
The Talk Like A Pirate Day guy lost on Jeopardy.
The Giants are not full of surprises tonight.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
no! I am last!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Don't count on it
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
I microwaved a Trader Joe’s quesadilla and I have some pita chips and beer.
And a See’s candy lollipop!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
ZOMG UNDERAGE DRINKING ALERT THE AUTHORITAHS
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 26, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought it was “moded.” Must be a regional soda/pop kind of thing.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 26, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Even someone with “old” in their screenname is calling me old. Now I’m bitter, too.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU SETTLE DOWN THERE YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER!
AND GET OFF OF MY LAWN!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It is “moded.” We’re old enough to remember.
I turned 34 yesterday. Heh.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Turned 31 eight days ago.
Definitely “moded.”
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
steak, green beans & spud.
wie is cooking it. Its her penance for coming in and rooting for the indians.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
I just came back and I thought it said 7-4...
You shoulda seen my face…It was like christmas morning when I was 5…
She’s a porn director?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah – where the hell did that come from? Cliff Lee? Him?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than goatees. But not as good as pedo-staches!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And remember, it’s baseball players. They do everything that cool people did 8-10 years ago.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Like people from Iowa
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
So what did cool people do 6 years ago? What can we expect from players next year?
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
Soul patch, clearly. Some ballplayers are ahead of the game.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That is awesome. I was like that into my 20s, and it rules, because you don’t have to shave.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know about that.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
neither top a mullet.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Mullet with pedo-stache FTW!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Never mind. Go back to the beer. Which reminds me… I have some Duvel and Chimay… already drank the Maudite.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You pervert
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
2008 Giants
Helping pitchers set career highs in Ks!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Label reads:
Instant Cy young. just add your own pitcher.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Saw that K coming a mile away
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Cleveland to Singapore?
It’s a smaller world than I’ve been taught
Watching on the Slingbox
I have the Internet.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He winds it up and there it goes, where it ends up, nobody knows
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I do too. He could stand to harness that nasty FB though.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Foppert was pretty good, but he got hurt
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what she said!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful pitch
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Well yeah, but his glove doesn’t have legs and therefore lacks range
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice pick by Denker
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Denker's bootiful scoop and pivot
compensates for the Fugly K
Filthy Wins Will Come?
what the fuck, no one’s ever called him that except you, random dude in that commercial
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
Yeah last I checked it was 'the Franchise'
They’re close, though, I guess…
There was this dumbass commenting on Timmy's nickname
which is apparently “Filthy Wins-Will-Come”
It is environmentally conscious, so he has that going for him
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Horwitz hasn't looked good
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I continually worry that Bowker will go 0-4 with 3 K and find the bench his home for 2 weeks
Yet Castillo could ground out 36 times in a row and still bat 2nd
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 26, 2008 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
But Castillo is “intriguing” according to Bochy. Just ignore the first 1,400 AB’s of Failure in his career.
that was pretty much the equivalent of a HR for Omar there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
I dunno, but I flash a mallish smile
when I get to go shopping
Ahem, we use the kilometer here...
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not diggin the stache...
It looks like he was caught in the middle of the Indians dugout when Sanchez was on…
Romo looks amped
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Rags and The Giant Head
will work with him on that.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jun 26, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Delucci’s at-bat music the theme from the Godfather? Has this been mentioned?
Speed, defense... and an almost fanatical devotion to getting picked off.
Finish him!!!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Of course, this comment really seems out of place once there isn’t a “Join the Border Patrol!”-ad behind home plate.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 26, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone’s gotta keep those damn Canadians out of North Dakota.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Chulk no Crush puny giants hopes this time.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Hooray for pops
Awesome to see his son go 1-2-3 with two Ks.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome moment.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 26, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How bout Bochy trots him out for a week straight?
Bochy thinks that’s just as good.
I just want to say, I’m the Sharksrog of Romo supporters!
(I also love that Sharksrog is a descriptor around here)
I like how groug baiting is a thing.
It makes me feel so famous.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Oh man!
Now I don’t feel famous at all! You totally undermined my comment with yours! I could have never seen that coming!
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Who's Romo's adopted parent?
Show yourself.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
that would be Lyle
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Seeing his father almost brought to tears almost brought me to tears.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 26, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
A nice four run inning wins the game
for Romo and his daddy
Well, guy from commercial,
I personally wouldn’t want Bengie Molina up in the bottom of the 9th with the bases loaded because of that right there.
There goes the 54 year old winning streak.
Come see. Come Saw.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
We won the ones that count
and a couple tossed in for fun
Wrap: Chulk's my guy
His departure made Romo’s entrance possible
then i want Denker please. nice glove for a guy that was supose to be a libilty with it.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Antidote to your fears: No Zito, Cain
Lincecum and Sanchez highlight the weekend.
Reverting to mean...again.
Let’s try hypnotherapy – if we can just forget we’re the San Francisco Giants we might have a much more successful season…
NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!
by victor frankenstein on Jun 26, 2008 10:31 PM PDT reply actions

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