Scenarios that could lead to the Giants being free of il Zito & his contract
by homerdrew415 on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT
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Print1. Positive test for Steroids
2. Arrested on baseball gambling charge
3. Featured in new Bin Laden Video
4. Giants offering Zito plus $75 million over the rest of the life of Zito's contract to _____ for ________.
I can't think of anything else so by all means people LGTI!
/ I call for McC posters to use the slashiez!
// Selling Zito to the Japanese league FTW!
/// Somehow I thought it would be easier to get to 75 words of text without having to do this filler crap at the bottom of my post.
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Double date with R. Kelly
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
Sure but that would only end with him being hated...the Giants would still have to pay the contract
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he already hated?
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
Hate isn't really a strong enough word to describe it.
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Delgado for Zito and how much money?
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 23, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Rick Peterson got fired. Now there’s no one to fix him in 5 minutes anymore.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 23, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So would it be safe to say that the Giants are going to Hire Peterson after Zito has another bad outing?
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 23, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Why wait that long?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 23, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
How many cattle can he purchase in Fresno?
Sit him down and have a man-to-man chat. Give him his bus pass to Fresno and let hiim know there is no certainty of his return to starting rotation unless he can perform like a ML starter.
So you're saying it should be renamed Barry Zito's Harris Ranch?
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 23, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't send him to Fresno without his permission.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!
This is where’d I’d hot-link to a YouTube video with an embedded player, but since the site switched over, my video linking abilities have been greatly diminished….that being said…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYkxF14YdAw
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 24, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Two words:
Mysterious Disappearance
That is all.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
Bring the rope
I have a shed…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 23, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I also have a hose, not too far from the shed.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 24, 2008 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
You're about a size 14 right..
Could you help me move this couch? I broke my arm…
/Buffalo Bill FTW!
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 24, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry...have to disagree with you on that one.
I’m more of a Hannibal fan myself. A bit more refined. Way more devious, and ya…he’s hiding in Venice. To disembowel the cop and then throwing him over the edge of the balcony just like his ancestor…wowie…that would have to suck.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 24, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Right track
I was going to post this:
Three words
ass ass ination
But yours is similar enough to mine that it would look like I was ripping you off. I’m not sure which one would be better, though. Disappearance or letting the authorities find the body. Are the Giants free from the contract if he is killed? What about if he just disappears? Whichever option gets them free from the contract is the way to go.
But whichever way we choose, Natto’s assassin contacts will come in handy.
Only 896 games until the end of Zito's contract
Weird, I forgot that Natto had that big bushy tail.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
People can do amazing things with Photoshop these days
I think it would be pretty darn easy for someone like Natto to make it look like Zito is hanging out behind Bin Laden on his next home movie.
Of course, I don’t condone this action… I’m just saying it’s possible.
"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Adam Sandler
If such a thing were to happen, I'd be forced like any american to report him to Homeland Security
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 23, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha! You're acting as if they'd know what to do with him.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 24, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe barry zito and most of the contract for gary matthews junior?
he kinda sucks, and makes 10 Mil for the next 4 years (this year included), but hey, its cheaper than zito
I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. BOW TO MY WILL AND MY HAMMER!
yup
he most definitely can
I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. BOW TO MY WILL AND MY HAMMER!
by anaheim angels on Jun 24, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So you're saying we should go the Rick Ankiel route?
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 24, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Why hasn’t someone claimed Mass Species Extension Motor strike in this pool?
Because that about what would have to happen in the next 4-5 years.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
I recognize all those words...
...yet I have no idea whatsoever what they mean put together in that order.
All-Father Watch: 1.05 ERA, 7 saves, 0.87 WHIP, 34 Ks in 34 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
he accepts a pay cut and trade to Angels who will allow surfing
adopter/sponsor of "Go, Antoan" Richardson
In fact, they will demand it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 24, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Now wait a minute…isn’t there a particular nasty bit of waves in our own back yard? Maverick or whatever it’s called. Do we still have to pay the dude if he dies while under contract?!?
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 24, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Message to Turkish National Team:
Your Euro 2008 semifinal match with Germany is tomorrow. You’re short at least four players due to injury/suspension. I have eight words for you:
Rich Aurilia
Ray Durham
Randy Winn
Barry Zito
Also, we won’t need any of them back after the tournament. Enjoy the nightlife in Instanbul, guys!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
That team would go nowhere fast.
Matt Cain, cleanup hitter or starting pitcher?
by cain1rstballothof on Jun 24, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah...
...neither Aurilia nor Zito are very fast.
It would go nowhere slowly.
All-Father Watch: 1.05 ERA, 7 saves, 0.87 WHIP, 34 Ks in 34 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 24, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Problem with those names...
None of them are “young” Turks…
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 24, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Though I could see Randy Winn as a Goalie...
Oh my bad, the soccer fans call them keepers right?
/Love my armoured yank wank ball…
Down in Front Meat!
by homerdrew415 on Jun 24, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminder....
No spoilers for the Semi-Finals ok?
I’ll cook up a Fanpost for the final though.
P.S. Amazing how I’ve managed to lose any and all interest since the Dutch and Portuguese got bumped out. Oh, and Ronaldo, he can suck one all the way to Madrid for all I care. F’ing wanker!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 24, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and Ronaldo, he can suck one all the way to Madrid for all I care. F’ing wanker!
I think I speak for all Man U fans out there when I say +1.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
I despise the Red Devils and even I’m sick of his posh sissy boy shit!
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 25, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Newcastle fan, right? We’re playing you on opening weekend.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
No, you’re LOSING on opening weekend to the Geordie Gods.
Toon Toon Black and White Army
Toon Toon Black and White Army
Toon Toon Black and White Army
Toon Toon Black and White Army
Toon Toon Black and White Army
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously dude?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
You’re damn right I’m serious! I wouldn’t be a “fan” if I didn’t always support my team, no matter the opposition. Anyone can leech onto the Big 4 popularity train, but I’ve decided to back a team that isn’t constantly in the news and winning silverware.
Adoptive papa to Omar...so basically I'm screwed.
by PacBellBoozer on Jun 25, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I never “decided” to follow ManU. It just happened, mainly because a close friend of mine was a fan. I was mocking the trash talk, which I’ve always thought was silly. Just because ManU is better than most teams doesn’t mean you’re more of a fan than I am. Were you just leeching on to the 49ers in the 80’s?
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
As a committed supporter of a team that last season finished as the 98th in England’s league structure i wholeheartedly endorse this theory!
Although i certainly don’t endorse the supporting of Newcastle having lost to them in controversial circumstances a while back & having lived nearby for a while!
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