Open Gameday Thread II: The Hope-Lincecum-Only-Goes-One-More-Inning Thread
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32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
just no time soon
Because why , our refined image is being irreparably tarnished?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim is off today for sure
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
not going to be a quick inning
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
sucking is what the royals pitchers have done
tim has only allowed 5 hits
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
he pitched fine the first two innings
then he sat for 30 mins in the 3rd and lost command of his fastball.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
not enough words
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Tim Lincecum
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Tim Lincecum
San Francisco Giants — No. 55
Starting pitcher
Born: June 15, 1984 (1984-06-15) (age 24)
Bellevue, Washington
Bats: Left Throws: Right
Major League Baseball debut
May 6, 2007 for the San Francisco Giants
Selected MLB statistics
(through June 11, 2008)
Wins–Losses 15–6
ERA 3.23
Strikeouts 242
Teams
- San Francisco Giants (2007–present)
Highlights and awards
- Golden Spikes Award (2006)
Timothy LeRoy Lincecum (born June 15, 1984 in Bellevue, Washington) is a starting pitcher for the San Francisco Giants of Major League Baseball.[1] Nicknamed “Franchise” by his teammates,[2] Lincecum’s first major league start took place on a nationwide ESPN broadcast on the evening of May 6, 2007.[3] At 5 feet 11 inches (1.80 m) tall and weighing 170 pounds (77 kg), Lincecum is one of the smallest pitchers in the majors. He throws right-handed and bats left-handed.[1]
He has frequently been named as the top pitching prospect in the Giants organization. Lincecum’s two-seam fastball can be thrown at nearly 100 mph, and he maintains a game velocity in the 93–97 mph range. He also has a curveball that is thrown at about 81 mph, with a short quick break that permits him to be a high strikeout pitcher without an excessive pitch count. Lincecum uses a changeup to offset his top two pitches and keep batters off-balance and has recently added a cut fastball which breaks down and in against left-handers.4
Contents
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- 1 High school and college
- 2 Draft and Minor League career
- 3 Major League career
o 3.1 2007
o 3.2 2008 - 4 Statistics
o 4.1 College
o 4.2 Minor Leagues
o 4.3 Major Leagues - 5 References
- 6 External links
[edit] High school and college
Lincecum attended Liberty Senior High School in Renton, Washington, where he played two seasons of varsity baseball. As a senior, he won state player of the year and led his school to the 2003 3A state championship.[6]
Lincecum then went on to pitch for the University of Washington. In 2004, he became the first player ever to be named both the Pac-10 Freshman of the Year and the Pac-10 Pitcher of the Year. In 2006, he finished 12–4 with a 1.94 ERA, 199 strikeouts, and three saves in 125⅓ innings.[1] He won the 2006 Golden Spikes Award, which is awarded annually to the best amateur baseball player.[7] Lincecum also played for the Harwich Mariners in the prestigious Cape Cod League during the summer of 2005.
[edit] Draft and Minor League career
Lincecum was selected by the Chicago Cubs in the 48th round (1,408th overall) of the 2003 MLB Draft, but did not sign.[8] He decided to attend college instead, and was selected by the Cleveland Indians in the 42nd round (1,261st overall) upon re-entering the draft in 2005, but once again failed to sign.[9] The next year, he was drafted 10th overall by the San Francisco Giants, becoming the first player from the University of Washington to be taken in the first round.[6] He signed for a $2.025 million signing bonus on June 30, which at the time was the highest amount the organization had ever paid to any amateur player (until they gave $2.1 million to Angel Villalona a little over a month later).[10]
Lincecum made his professional debut on July 26, 2006 with the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes (the Giants’ Class A Short Season affiliate) against the Vancouver Canadians, pitching one inning and striking out all three batters he faced. After his second outing on July 31 against the Boise Hawks, in which he pitched three innings, striking out seven and allowing just one baserunner, he was promoted to the High Class-A San Jose Giants.
On August 5, in his first start in San Jose against the Bakersfield Blaze, he pitched 2⅔ innings, allowing three runs (two earned), and striking out five. Lincecum finished the year 2–0 with a 1.95 ERA, 48 strikeouts, and 12 walks in 27⅔ innings pitched. He also got the victory in the opening game of the California League playoffs, giving up one run on five hits in seven innings, striking out ten and walking one against the Visalia Oaks. Visalia would win the series 3–2.
Going into 2007, Lincecum was ranked as the #11 prospect in baseball and the #1 prospect in the San Francisco Giants organization by Baseball America.[11] He spent the first month of the season pitching for the Fresno Grizzlies, the Giants’ Triple-A affiliate. In five starts (31 innings), he allowed just 1 run, 12 hits, 11 walks, while striking out 46 and going 4–0.[12] During his 2006 and 2007 minor league campaigns, Lincecum struck out the highest percentage of batters (minimum 100) of any minor league pitcher in the last 10 years: 30.9 percent.[13]
Colorado Rockies prospect Ian Stewart called Lincecum “the toughest pitcher [he] ever faced,” adding “Guys on our club who have been in the big leagues said he’s the toughest guy they ever faced too … I’m not really sure why he’s down here, but for a guy who was drafted last year … that guy is filthy.”[14]
[edit] Major League career
[edit] 2007
With an injury to the Giants’ fifth starter, Russ Ortiz, Lincecum was called up to make his first major league start on May 6, 2007 against the Philadelphia Phillies. He earned a no-decision; the Giants lost the game eventually, 8–5. The first batter faced, Jimmy Rollins, singled, and the second, Shane Victorino, hit a home run. He then proceeded to strike out the side in the top of the first. His fastball topped out at 100 mph on the radar gun in the early innings, and later averaged in the low 90s. He gave up a second home run to then reigning NL MVP Ryan Howard, and left the game after throwing exactly 100 pitches in 4⅓ innings, giving up five runs (four earned).[3]
He earned his first major league win in his next start, on the road against the Rockies. Lincecum, who is often compared to Houston Astros ace Roy Oswalt, faced him in each of his next two starts. After the first matchup, Astros third baseman Mike Lamb said, “The stuff he was throwing out there tonight was everything he’s hyped up to be. He was 97 mph with movement. You just don’t see that every day. He pitched very much like the pitcher he is compared to and outdueled him throughout the night.”[15] The pair dueled to a no-decision the first time, and Lincecum pitched eight innings and got the win the second time.
In his first four starts in June, he allowed 22 earned runs in 18⅔ innings, for a 10.61 ERA. He failed to make it to the fifth inning in any of the last three starts, against Oakland, Toronto, and Milwaukee.[16] In July, he went 4–0 with a 1.62 ERA.[17] On July 1, in a seven inning performance against the Arizona Diamondbacks, he struck out 12, the fourth highest total ever by a Giants rookie.[2]
Lincecum pitched into the ninth inning for the first time on August 21 against the Chicago Cubs. He had allowed just two hits and one walk through the first eight, while throwing only 88 pitches. He took a 1–0 lead into the ninth, but allowed three consecutive hits before being pulled. The Cubs scored several times against the Giants bullpen and Lincecum took the loss. Cubs shortstop Ryan Theriot said after the game, “He’s got electric stuff. The best stuff I’ve seen all year.”[18]
Lincecum was shut down in September as a precautionary measure, due to his high inning count in his first full year of professional ball.[19] Between the minors and the majors, he pitched a total of 177⅓ innings.20
[edit] 2008
The Giants asked Lincecum not to throw the bullpen sessions typical of other pitchers during the offseason. Manager Bruce Bochy told The San Francisco Chronicle that they were being careful with Lincecum because there have been studies that show that pitchers who throw 200 innings early in their career were more susceptible to injuries.[22]
As of June 2008, Lincecum is 8–1, second in the Majors with 92 strikeouts and is second in the NL in ERA at 1.99. On May 15, 2008, after Lincecum struck out 10 Houston Astros in 6 innings, Houston first baseman Lance Berkman offered his view of Lincecum: “He’s got as good of stuff as I’ve ever seen. ... He’s got three almost unhittable pitches.”[23] After falling to Lincecum and the Giants 6–3 on May 27, Arizona Diamondbacks first baseman Conor Jackson gave his impression of facing Lincecum: “He’s got good stuff,” Jackson said. “From what I saw tonight, that’s the best arm I’ve seen all year, no doubt. You’ve got to almost hit a ball right down the middle. You’re going to pop up the ball at your bellybutton, which we all did tonight, and the one down, it’s coming in at 98 [mph], you’re not going to put too much good wood on it. Even the ones down the middle are coming at 98. He’s good, man.”[24]
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
not enough doubting of matt cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
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doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
doubt of Matt Cain because of one at bat in his first major league start
now what?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
alright, we don't need sharksrog
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This really needs to stop , lol
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Settle!
He just doesn’t have great command today. Blow out game where he’s done a lot of sitting. He’s not even pitching that bad.
No, but they need to mix in more offspeed pitches today, The Royals are sitting fastball
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Throw Strikes, [Giants Pitcher]
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here come 2 balls.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
I want to wrong. Make me Wrong!!!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
3-2
crunch time
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
YES!
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Hey look
Luca Toni flopped again.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
I’ve heard of finances being out of control, but that’s just spooky.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 22, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't get over that
That should’ve been the third out at the plate. Surprised the announcers didn’t comment.
every pitcher needs to have a worst start of the year
1 more out and he’ll get a win out of his. not too shabby
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they even scout the Royals? Jose Guillen has been one of the hottest hitters in the AL, and he’s always been a fastball hitter, what do they throw him? Fastballs down the middle. Fucking idiots.
You know why that's a swing
You’re the Royals, you don’t matter.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
Big picture is that Tim will be 9-1 with a 2.55 ERA
Which is excellent indeed.
Small picture is that he has given up 4 and then 5 runs in last 2 starts.
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
sorry, 2.54
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
up 1/2 a run in 2 starts
it’ll go down some again, though
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
don’t want him going to All Star game.
Maybe i am superstitious but the correlation of Giants Starter and the A.S. is not good.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Not afterwords….He took a linedrive off his head and then started going downhill from there.
Shawn Estes was never the same either.
but look at the damage he inflicted , with agent neds aid, on the Evils.
That has to count as good.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
So does Tim go back out in the 6th?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
I'll take it
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I really like the KC fans
the sarcastic cheer in the second, the grudge holding boos in this inning.
you can't block the Bocock
Two Kansai guys. I like.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 22, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to live in Osaka.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on Jun 22, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Food post
I’m cooking some corned beef in Guinness right now, it smells delicious. I’m going to add the cabbage, potatoes, and carrots in an hour or so.
This is my first time cooking with it actually. I’ve made a Guinness cheesecake before which was good.
try Guinness ice cream
SO GOOD!
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Game over in Minnesota
Snakes lose, 5-3 and get swept!
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Twins fan
“We could tank the rest of the season – right now I couldn’t care less.”
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Freddy is having a great day
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Fred Lewis
needs to wear these throwback unis in every game.
speed
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Fred Lewis
bonafide, major league, leadoff hitter
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
Captain Kirk says...

“I kick HAVE HAD kick ENOUGH OF…..pause YOU!!!!!!!!* fatality kick*”
Why are the Royals announcers still complaining?
isn’t the rule that if the bat passes home plate it is a swing?
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions
yes?
Here’s a copy+pasted paragraph on check swings.
A common view is that a major league batter has swung at a pitch if he “breaks his wrists” - indicating a conscious pass at the ball - or if the bat has finished in front of the plate or ahead of the batter’s body. The truth is, no such words exist within the rules. It is up to the umpire to determine if that gray line between holding up, and making a committed act to hit the ball, has been crossed.
Cool, thanks
so it was a swing, then. the ump said so!
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Royals Pitchers...
151 pitches
87 strikes
64 balls
Pretty terrible…
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.92 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Thanks Italy and Spain, I want these past few hours back.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
Painful
Every Italy match is like this, though. They play not to lose instead of playing to win
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately for Giant masochists everywhere it will indeed end.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
triple play time
med fly ball runner at third thrown out at plate runner from second caught in rundown trying to make it to third too late.
line drive up the middle
durham catches it at the bag and gets the runner at 3rd
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad this inning is going badly
I really wanted this game to be close.
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Mad Bum
Is 6-0 with a 0.60 ERA, 72/8 K:BB ratio in his last 10 starts
Promotion!
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
dunno
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
should not promote The Bum until he has become proficient with pitches other than FB. Let him develop the offspeed stuff in Low A then promote
He can do that in High A. It would force him to develop the offspeed pitches.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
72-8 lol
2010: Lincecum, Cain, Sanchez, The Mad Bum, and Zito
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
dont forget Alderson and Sosa too
forget zito he’ll be pushed to long relief by then
by po on Jun 22, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
if he's not traded by then
no way they leave this embarrassment in the rotation 2 years from now
No way
Zito won’t be around much longer. Doesn’t matter how much he’s making he’s an albatross, and the Giants will eat it before it allows him to hamper their ability to win again.
Zito relieve you long time?
Of your money if you bet on him , maybe…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Just put in Chulk now, so we can give up the runs we’re going to eventually give up anyway. Save Taschner for when we actually need him later in the game.
Take him out of the fucking game already
Fucking piece of crap
/rant
Why is Yabu still out there?
It’s obvious he doesn’t have it
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
Taschner coming in
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
As long as the Giants keep the lead we'll be ok
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve got the burning, itching, sting, Coors Field feeling again…
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
its amazing how simmilar they feel. But the Coors Field feel presitsts regaudless if I am peeing.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
lol
Coors field reGodless FTW!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Very mathematically sound.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean keep the lead, not give up the lead and come back to win. It’s about the win for Lincecum
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You youngsters are missing out on 'Fletch'
With Taschner relieving Yabu, I want to say [deadpan], “Oh, thank god… the police.” But you kids with your Aqua Teen Hunger Force and crack.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
YES!!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
We do love the crack
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Meatwad , eyeing electrical cord curled on a plate
“Now THAT’S Italian.”
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Question : Who looks the most silly in today's unis?
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
you mean which TEAM, or which person?
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
person on the giants
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Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Then I'm going with Taschner, because he's the focus of my rage at the moment.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Son of a diddly
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The Giants have scored 10 runs today. That’s good.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yikes
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
Atta boy, Taschner. I as much as predicted this w/'Fletch' quote above. Sigh.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
Suck it Russel Martin
Vegas. 109 FTW
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why I can’t watch soccer either. All these little whiny babies who cry and flop and then they come spray water on them and they’re all fine again after 5 mins of crying. What a lame sport.
Then you REALLY don’t want to watch Spain and Italy today
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I am watching right now
Which is why I made the comment. Maybe its just because its Spain and Italy. Because Turkey and Croatia had none of that nonsense.
Italy, Spain, Portugal – FLOP FLOP FLOP
Germany – fairly floppy
Netherlands, Croatia, Turkey – not full of whiny little babies
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Next can of bull pen!
This one is obviously flat, warm and offerrs no relief.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
I wouldn't say he offers NO relief... he DOES have the effect of an enema.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe an ice cube enema.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
You kids today with your 'green' substitutes for everything.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
like you didn’t try and get younger kids to lick a metal post on a frosty morning. ;)
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
No, no, we’d try to get them to put an ice cube up their rears, too, but we didn’t pretend it was “homeopathic.”
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
“homeopathic” ? that sounds like being “soap monitor” in the shower to me.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
not that there is any thing wrong with that.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Looks like the psychotropics kicked in , Dave
Your spelling sure smoothed out.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
3-2
crunch time
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
sure...walk joey gathright
32-43.... But 22-8 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 10-34 otherwise. 0-1 in games determined by BS calls.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.95 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy
It’s the American League equivalent of walking the pitcher.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
In Timmy’s defense, it was a weak pop fly.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
0-2
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Ok i’v had it. Bring me Chulk now!
If fails Zito finish the game, unless by some miricle we retake the lead.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
OK , I retract my earlier statement. Get well soon!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
phew
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grand salami
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Chulk vs. Guillen w/ bases loaded
Not good
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Spain just had a really good chance to score.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
NASCAR is about to start
a race w/ turns each way.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Chulk has let up 6 HR's this year
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does your screen name refer to Thomas Hobbes of ‘Leviathan’ fame?
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
But in another, more accurate sense, no.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
1 strike
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I cannot fucking believe this.
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dhit
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I don't even care how it ends
Enjoy the rest of your day everyone.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
Read that as
“RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!”
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you Chulk. I know that Yabu was terrible, and Taschner pitched like shit, but goddamn it Chulk.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
fuck
well, they wasted Timmy’s bad start.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 22, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
royals announcers make good point
it would be crushing to both sides to lose.
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Hooray, Vinnie Choke!!!
And, of course, by “Hooray,” I mean “maim.”
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
Anagram of "Giants bullpen"
AN ILL-SPENT BUG
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 22, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
BUNGLE ITS PLAN is another.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 22, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
in what sense? I think Chulkie just might have done so.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on Jun 22, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito?
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over
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What I would do
Step 1- DFA Vinnie
Step 2- Move Zito to the long reliever role to try and let him work things out in what is usually garbage time.
Step 3- Promote someone who’s name isn’t Pat Misch to take Zito’s place in the rotation.
Thoughts?
I would be OK with Misch.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
We don’t really have anyone in Fresno who is (a)better than Chulk or (b)better than Misch.
Unless you want to start the FREE MATT PALMER movement, I don’t see this going well.
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They are getting rocked down there too
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes an unearned callup helps build confidence and turns a players career around
by po on Jun 22, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hennessey has been pretty awful.
Foppert has been pretty awful as a reliever.
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I wouldn’t be totally against having Misch being called up again. I just want Vinnie gone and I think that the long reliever spot could potentially be a spot where Zito could work on some things.
Spain wins on penalty kicks
bye bye Azzurri
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
Spain deserved to go through
Russia v. Turkey final please.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

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mine was WAY better
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Rally Kirk

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Rally Kirk

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Madam Tussaud is pissed.
Who’s the pranksters?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to see the Giants go ahead here so Chulk can “earn” the Least Deserved Win Ever.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
better draft pick next june? Happier sunday evening this June? hmm tough call.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
How about we win all of the weekend games, and lose the others. Great draft picks, and fun weekends.
You have a point
The Giants and Royals are currently tied in the Strasburg Sweepstakes.
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C'MON BENGIE AND GAMER!
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rally (s) failed
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Probably because I didn’t get mine posted in time.
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You were LEFT BEHIND
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
*golf clap*
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Way to get the momentum back, guys
Just as soon as we started talking about Molina and Rowand going to the All-Star game, they went into the toilet.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 22, 2008 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Speed and defense!
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Manny. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Manny...
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before you call him a Manny?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
We have Manny rivers to cross
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 22, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
before he...something something something
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Go San Luis Blues!
When the Blues score, YOU SCORE with a dollar off beer for the rest of the inning!
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grrr
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I’d like to take this time to point out how frickin’ awesome Jason Giambi’s ‘stache is.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
pics?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yes. but i like the new Indians back up C. that is rather impressive.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Sal Fasano is the longtime stache master
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Guh
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crap
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Crazy game
The way I count it, the Royals are hitting .545 on balls in play.
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The game has been going on for 3+ hours…has he visited the potty yet?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta catch that, holmie
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especially now
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It seems like the Giants have been dropping a lot of foul-tipped third strikes this year.
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A gamer would advocate problem solving through violence, blackmail, and deceit.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Hinshaw got thrown out...
after he came out
?
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Lansford told him to can it and take a seat.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
gameday still frozen
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Alex Hinshaw is not happy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Neither am I.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
That should help, shouldn’t it? Now horizontal stripes – that wouldn’t be good
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
To me it seems like the way the vertical stripes bend around his portly figure emphasize the roundness.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
The bagginess doesn’t help either
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks!
Now- Runz
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RALLY LEOPARD

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For the love of. . .
I’ve been following this game on and off via radio/TV, and this has got to be one of the more pathetic collapses I’ve seen. It’s not like they just sucked and kept sucking. They scored 10 freakin’ runs, then gave up a 10-3 lead in the ugliest way possible.
Not gamers!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
ALSO WERE UP 6-0
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SADLER IS THE ONLY ONE!
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Another line drive
...and it’s caught. Bowker has really rotten luck.
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He should be hitting .320
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 22, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So I'm watching and Timmy is struggling but the game is well in hand
Then I fall asleep and wake up to this? It’s like waking up to a nuclear waste land.
Only 897 games until the end of Zito's contract
The Giants bullpen
2 IP, 7 H, 6 R, 5 ER, 4 BB, 2 K
Those numbers are downright Zitonian.
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I googled lincecum + run support...
Zito gets about 2.7 RPG of support, Cain about 3.5, Sanchez about 5.3 and Lincecum about 6.0.
3-1
get on, holm
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Do something, Manny!
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or, Aurilia
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no - that was the balk against the rockies
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yup
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"determined" being the key word
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3-2
HUGE AB HERE
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Goddamn it
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Probably just getting a day off
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well Castle does seem to ahve a better bat going.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Comeback unlikely
Soria is damn good.
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symbiotic relationship
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Bullpen does not understand #'s 1-2-3
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That's a gross exaggeration
I’ve seen the bullpen run 3-0 counts on many occasions.
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Teahen - STFD
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THE ENEMY

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BALL 1!
SMALL VICTORY
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grah
1 down
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Now would be a great time to add Value Ray Ray.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
grah x 2
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not so fast there
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Stay Hot Randy Winn!
Bengie, you sir are due for a big hit.
C'mon Bengie!
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True or False
Any other man on the roster would have beat that throw.
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True
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that sucked
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ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME!?!??!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WAS HE CRAWLING TO FIRST?
Well that was no fun
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What a sad pathetic excuse of a team
Deserved loss, sell sell sell.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
We just switched draft positions with the Royals!
Ha! The jokes on them!
Only 897 games until the end of Zito's contract
If Fresno St. loses
This will be the shittiest baseball weekend ever.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 22, 2008 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
When you have 16 hits, 10 runs and Tim Lincecum pitching, you are supposed to win
Blowing 6-0 and 10-3 leads is mind-blowing. I’m glad I won’t be seeing this team for a month.
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But I really think 2006 could be our year!
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Good News
AZL Giants beat the AZL A’s 12 to 4.
Wendell Fairley played. No hits, K’d 3 times, but also scored 2 times. And had an RBI.
Ryan Mantle and CJ Ziegler went 2-5 with a double each, Ziegler had 4 RBIs.
Fairley HBP was the RBI. :)
I like Ziegler too, a lot.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 22, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeez...what a nap.
Naptastic.
Naptacular.
Truly , a steaming pile of nap.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on Jun 22, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Imagine going to sleep with it 10-4 and Lincecum pitching
and waking up to it being 10-10, just in time to see them lose the game.
Only 897 games until the end of Zito's contract
It’s your own fault for going to sleep.
Trent Kline: Decentish. Also, my website is called ChatterBalks Dot Com and on it I make jokes about things.
Didn't mean to
That kind of stuff happens on Sundays, though. Especially when the Giants are winning handily.
Only 896 games until the end of Zito's contract

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