Open Gameday Thread II: The Adventure of Open Gameday Thread
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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PrintConsider yourself...pulled out!
Consider yourself...in the showers again.
We've hit your slop...so hard!
It's clear we're going to get along.
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3.14!
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jun 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I have not yet begun to plumb the depths of my unfortunate musical theater knowledge. Be warned.
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
My mariiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee
C’mon now!!!!
Yeah, heel, toe, docie doe come on baby let’s go boot scootin
Cadilac black jack, baby meet me outback we’re gonna boogie
Oh get down, turn around go to town boot scootin’ boogie. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
he could strike out 4 this inning
weird
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
Gah
Emmanuel. Had the Edgar Gonzalez brain freeze.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
So. Now Jonathan is going to have to get five outs in this inning
Only 915 games until the end of Zito's contract
DONT TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KIDS
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I left the baby leash at home. My bad.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
how 'bout Hammerin' Hebrew?
(not my idea)
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
At this pace
Sanchez will throw 6 innings and 110 pitches.
110?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
I missed that there was a new thread
So I’ll repeat what I said in the McC Food Talk after the thread was rolled: sometime, when we’re not in the middle of a game, someone should start up a Fanpost for recipes. mmm.
I'm there.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jun 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm practicing my vegetarian cooking
I’ll have to check that out.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jun 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray "out by plenty" Durham
not so fast anymore
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
I think Ray. Because Bochy has only a half a wit.
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Saget
My stand-by Trivial Pursuit answer when I have no chance of getting it right; seems fitting here.
A lifetime of crumbs. That’s pretty freaking awesome.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
with the man and the pokey
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
we have had the leadoff runner on, (at least for a second or two,) each of the first three innings.
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
Everybody loves money
Bengie should totally be that guy on the bike in the Comcast ad, riding around with everyone saying “hey money!”
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Who is Jesse English?
The guy was a bum now he is a stud pitcher for San Jose. Another fine outing tonight so far.
5ip 0r 3h 2bb 3k
Really impressed with English. I know a few were high on him going into this year. I was not one of them. I am stupid.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Pens-Wings going to a second OT
Unreal first OT. Wings were hammering Theo Fleury and he made a bunch of incredible saves. Some of the best playoff hockey I’ve ever seen.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
When the Giants are way ahead, time to bust out a little Churchill
Lady: If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee, Churchill
Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it.
Priceless.
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
Best
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
L: Mr. Churchill, you’re drunk.
C: And you, madame. are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
It's not Churchill
But I love that Kaiser Wilhelm once said, “Give me a woman who loves beer, and I’ll conquer the world.”
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jun 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
“I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox.”
“That will depend, my Lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.”
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk more guys, Jonathan.
They never come around to score
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
This is like
The Three Stooges play baseball.
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
Hey Giants fans
Congrats on the 6 runs.
That’s got to be like once a season for this team.
Your broadcasters are terrible, imo.
Keith Hernandez. I don’t think I need to say more.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hernandez is as terrible as you claim Jon Miller and the bunch are. Except he’s actually terrible.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
All I really know of the Mets’ broadcast team is that Hernandez is outright awful, but I wonder how Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper would have won all those sports Emmy awards if they were terrible…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
You come to our game thread just to make some lame joke about our run scoring ability?
And then share the strangely popular opinion that the best broadcasters in the game are terrible?
Why?
Only 915 games until the end of Zito's contract
He is pouting.
Probably leftover against from the end of last season.
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Next inning...
He’ll inform us that Mays Field is a dump, while Shea is an unsurpassed beauty that smells like roses.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
mets fan
I know not from whence you came. But you make no sense.
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
is that an Amy G. diss, you blasphemiser?
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
incomparable
It’s like comparing Oliver Perez to a good pitcher, it just doesn’t work.
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
When Burris gives up 6 runs in the 1st, I'll agree
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I really think you don't understand us
We say this type of stuff ourselves. You aren’t hurting our feelings.
Only 915 games until the end of Zito's contract
Maybe he finally decided to play nice.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he really loves us, but doesn’t know how to show, only to find out that by “hurting our feelings”, he made us love him all the more.
©2008 satyricrash romantic comedies ltd.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
Wow we’re in a romance novel. When does the boning begin?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Life without Bonds is actually not so bad. The asshole national media leaves us alone to enjoy our crappy team in peace. Tickets are easy to get. It’s mellow.
That other Barry on the other hand…I could do without him.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The '64 Phillies called
They want their epic late-season collapse back.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Read the receipt.
All collapses are final.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
The mets will just have to get another collapse.
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
brough to you by Willie Randolph
and his insane preference for the Guillermo Motas and Jorge Sosas of the world
among other things
This is true
They probably have in depth analysis of how great Mets pitching is
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
“I’m pretty sure that Rich Aurilia saw that pop fly out of the corner of his right eye. Back to you, Kuip.”
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 2, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey I hate that stupid broad too. Write an angry letter to Comcast or some shit. We had absolutely nothing to do with her.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Comparing sideline reporters
is like saying Wendy’s condiments KICK ASS on Burger King’s.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
ftw
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to pity them a bit
Considering where they come from.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Churchill
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
Well it's inflated
because of the pants and Craig ball, neither of which I’m too keen on – I just want the Clark jersey for gameday. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
the sideline reporter of the Mets just chipped in with his important analysis. “There’s less kayaks in the cove now that Bonds is gone.”
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Sorry Jenny, no cash, but take solace in knowing that you live on the best of islands.
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Future SS?
Is Sharlon Schoop a future Giants SS? The kid is 21 yrs old and hanging in Hi A San Jose.
All I can think of when I hear his name is Salt 'n' Pepa
Ummm, you’re packed and you’re stacked ‘specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You’re a shotgun – bang! What’s up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
stupid lyrics website
that should be: “shake-shake BOOTIE”
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
He repeated rookie ball and I just can’t get over that. He’ll need to have a gangbusters year to get back on my good side.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It is like Chudbusters
but with gangs!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh it was this catchall term my eighth grade band teacher used for our spring concert. We had a pretty amazing musical lineup and he said it would be the best program he conducted.
It means kickin ass and taking names on an epic scale, basically.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Would accept lots of hits, steals, good OBP, the marks of a viable ML leadoff man in the making.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Schoop?
For a SS? That is SO perfect.
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
Way better than having a pitche named Walker.
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
why is it the assumption
when a fan of an opposing team shows up that he is there to be mean, or pout, or for some other loathsome purpose?
also, check this out: http://blastingsthrilledge.blogspot.com/2008/04/ranking-gms-30-brian-sabean.html
I’ve been chatting with a Mets fan for the duration of this game, and we’ve been trading insults and trash talk all night. But we’re also buddies so we know this lasts for three games at a time, twice a year.
It usually works better when you know both parties are just f’ing around, usually prefaced with some sort of friendship prior to the talking of trash.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Because you actually were being a dick for no good reason?
Oh. Right. It’s never actually your fault. It’s everyone else who has the problem.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, we had a DBacks fan around here
who was very nice and a good conversationalist
use words good
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Those of you
who had “Rays leading Red Sox by 1 1/2 games on June 2”, please raise your hands.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Hey, a 1-2-3 inning
and the other team was batting!
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions
Ray learned his lesson!
and is amazingly 3-3
24-33.... But who really cares when you turn a triple play? Right?
Word up in the synagogue
(OK, I’m not practicing, but whatever)
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
Not a practicing Jew, but
yeah, I’m excited about Horwitz. Nation reprazent!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
I'm neither a Jew
nor am I practicing. I’m got the Irish Catholic thing pretty much licked though.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
that lady with the orange Hulk fist
snuck in her booze and poured her husband a nice lil’ mixer.
That’s the only way to fly.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Is it just me
or does it seem that Bochy allowing our pitchers to bat in situations like this shows little confidence in the bullpen?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
Bochy obviously knew something I didn’t. Man’s a genius
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
No
The sun just shined on the dog’s ass.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH BUT YOUR 3rd BROADCASTER IS TEH Suxx0RZ!
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ur mom1
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
AW MAN Y U THNIK IM A BAD GUY
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I am sure you have no nefarious intentions
by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I come to stimulate conversation.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That was freaking beauitful.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
DIRTY SANCHEZ!
Making Bochy look like a genius by accident.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Sometimes you win some
sometimes you lose some
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to write that down. Can I use that sometime?
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
stone
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Crystal skull
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I slept through the 2nd half of that film
Big disappointment. I’m guessing. I slept through it—maybe it was fantastic. But I woke up enough to see big screenfuls of suck.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
I saw it last night
Last 1/4 of the film was god-awful. Almost as bad as the Giants broadcasters!
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Didn’t Sanchez crush a HR (foul) in his last start against the D-Backs?
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Kuiiiiipiiiee
went nuts on that call
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. Kuip went into his home run call “HIGH….DEEEEEEEEEEEP…” then said, “foul” in a quiet voice.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But Durham runs the bases poorly with so much more elan.
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He's going to the pen now
Sanchez was just in there to mash.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
reprazentin all across the world
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets’ announcers all over Zito all night. Not that he doesn’t deserve it.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
They should spend more time all over Perez.
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
TBH that’s just a typical day for me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't want him either?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
So what's Dirty's . .
pitch count at??
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
I think I missed this joke
What’s the 109 refer to?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Someone asked the question about Zito’s pitch count and about 7 of us answered 109 at about the same time
When you say it like that it doesn’t sound so funny.
We gotta come up with another story.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Well, it also happened in the 1st inning today
which was funnier
I refuse to answer. . .
on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I just gotta say this is one of the funniest gameday threads I’ve been a part of, in a long time.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Golf clap
Not a great start, Jonathan, but you did your job.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Not a great start, but a QUALITY start/
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Lincecum great
But pretty damn good—at te end of ta day.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
New Jonathan is becoming the dominant personality
I like it
Only 915 games until the end of Zito's contract
SITUATION: Wife wants to change the channel.
She is citing the score as the reason.
Do I:
a) switch to radio; thus alienating myself in another room
b) watch The Bachelorette with her and earn brownie points
c) refuse to allow the channel change, citing bullpen woes that could make this game interesting
d) go to bed
Crap, color me flummoxed.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Tell her the Bachelorette is stupid?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 2, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
oh crap, don EVEN get me started.
Probably the worst show on TV. Ugh.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
What sexual favor. . .
can you trade for tv control?
Life is all about barter.
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Secret option F: marry a sports fan.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You should be more specific, Baron.
There are plenty of women who claim to be SPORTS fans. Yet, strangely, I find few of them to be BASEBALL fans.
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
True dat. I’ll watch damn near anything sports on television, save for NASCAR.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Confession – I’ll watch it for a few minutes real loud, if only to enjoy the HD and Dolby Digital.
Then I turn it off.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
I can watch some F1 racing. But that requires skill, plus European cars are pretty.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh – and I like to watch Danica drive in Indy Car. I like it when she gets pissed and takes her 5’3 105 pound self off to kick some guy’s ass.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Now that was fantastic. She was fuck that guy’s shit up, too.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Dixon’s reply when asked what he’d do if she came after him: “I’d get the hell oughta there!”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Win.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
And the ones who are actually really into sports? Nobody likes us.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
security issues
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Jun 2, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey my security clearance info is classified. At least that’s what they told me at orientation at the CIA…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 3, 2008 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Even better, she can COOK!
She is actually a pretty big Giants fan, but also a reality TV junkie. Once the kids go to bed, she likes to try to get caught up. The best situation for her is when the Giants play day games and/or 4:30pm starts on the east coast.
She has actually posted/commented on this site every once in a while, but no way will I “out” her.
Downside: she is a Cal grad and Raider fan.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Cal grad, Raider fan, and a devotee of reality TV? They say love is blind…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
UPDATE: she is making my favorite cookies
so I’ll watch whatever the hell she wants now.
Peanut Butter Chippers FTW.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Argument won. Can’t fight the cookies.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
F) Remind her that you’re physically superior and will kick her ass if she changes the channel.
Or B)
by Sabean's_Folly on Jun 2, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
A grounder by Castillo?
wasn’t expecting that
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 2, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
There’s more Cub fans than Padre fans at the game tonight in San Diego.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
This is usually the case.
Especially with all the “Zonies” that swing by from AZ during the summer. They take all of our parking and flood the beachs with Budweiser cans. ARGH.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I just got here, and I would like to say
HORWITZ! CAL POWER!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 2, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know why
but Firefox hates me. It just screws up every chance it gets.
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
Jeez
Amy just reminds me of the stupid sorority girls that occasionally show up in my classes (fortunately, most of them are in Comm, not English).
Bengie: Like an Aurilia kidney stone, slow-moving and tough to get out.
ZOMG BILLY SADLER!!!
send him down before he blows the lead!!!
10-2
and the infields in???
Ok, I’d rather have bochy. .
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