Open Gameday Thread: Reconstruction
by Grant Brisbee on Jun 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT
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I think that was his filler he put there before the game started and he just forgot to actually put somehting there.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
My Barry Zito Story
So after the game the day Zito got sent to the bullpen my dad and I went to Dennys in Larkspur when who should walk in? The one and only Barry Zito. I didn’t want to bother him and in an attempt to pick up his spirits and hopefully turn him around we picked up his tab…
I want my money back
You know, he does actually have enough money to pay for himself.
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Never mind that...
...$126M and he eats at freaking Denny’s? Have they started offering a lobster grand slam recently?
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
you better be kidding
you actually paid for a guy who’s making 10 fucking million dollars this season?
He should have had to pay for you for sucking so bad. These guys should be able to take their bad performance- they’re pros.
He was thinking of retirement. But when you picked up the check it lifted his spirits. Thanks.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
I SING the girl unattractive
The armies of those I love engirth me, and I engirth them
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 18, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever he ordered, it was well done.
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A change of pace for him: Someone ELSE was serving up a Grand Slam.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Best joke of the day.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Feelgood Time
It’s the only place he can get something over a plate.
by sb on Jun 18, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you’re a nice, kind soul, but the universe just basically jizzed all over your face for your kind gesture.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually he’s past due, but he should arrive any minute now.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
:No reason to panic….” Flem says. Yeah, right…..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 18, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
No
there really is no reason to panic. It’s not like we’re losing a playoff spot- we know we suck, so why panic when that plays out on the field?
Kruk is talking about being able to go to the bullpen since it’s an off day tomorrow. He just forgot to add the “hint hint” part.
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bmolina
had 30 seconds to make it to first and still was thrown out. wow.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
YOU SUCK ZITO
Ok, back to work.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 18, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah. I saw Sadler came in. At least my fantasy team benefits from Guillen and Cabrera, right? Right?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
but venting is good. Else you end like me wanting Zito to throw 200 innigs with 20+ loses just for spite.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
indeed.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 18, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming the Giants don’t screw it up and score too many more runs.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There isn’t anyone better than Jon Miller. It seems like it is time for him to recite ‘Casey at the Bat’ again.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on Jun 18, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why we don’t see more of Denker, I think. Not real handy with the glove.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
then why have we seen years of Durham?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Durham hasn’t always been bad defensively. He is now, but in his prime, he was a decent second baseman. Not great, but pretty OK. Denker has looked about as bad defensively as he has looked good at the plate.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
That's fine
but I really don’t care what Durham was in his prime, since that was like 10 years ago. Denker is at least young and learning- Durham is just old and can’t play.
If you’re asking what I would prefer, I’d say “More Denker, please”. I’m just making a ridiculously futile attempt at explaining the Giants’ logic. /oxymoron
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
Zito’s not real handy with the arm, yet we see plenty of him.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Excuse me, but I have to come back to life so that I can die laughing again.
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On the bright side no Thames Homer yet today!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
If he hits one today he will be tied for the most HRs at AT&T Park this season by any player… in just 3 games
Tied with who?
Bowker?
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i went to 7-11
for a slurpee and some seeds, what i miss (i left before sadler started to pitch)
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Mmmmmm. Slurpee. What kind did you get?
(Not worth talking about the game)
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+1 on the Slurpee
I mix the cherry with the Coke flavor. Best ever. When my brother was visiting last summer he and I went to 7-11 every day when I got home from work to get big-ass Slurpees, then we played GameCube all night and watched sports on TV. I miss him.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t have one real close by anymore – and I miss the summertime slurpee. Cherry with Coke is good. But blue is best.
(In general, blue food is superior to any other kind of food, particularly when it’s an artificial blue.)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
There’s a 7-11 near my house, right down the street. It’s super ghetto, but so what.
And blue is most definitely a flavor.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly what i did
cherry coke slurpee.. nothing better, icees just arent as good
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
So much word. I prefer mine with more Coke than cherry.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure all the fans at the park today are happy they’ll be able to tell their grandkids, “I was there when Barry Zito helped the 2008 Tigers start to live up to their potential.”
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Cheer.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ludacris & Flat Brim
Sounds like a buddy cop show on ABC in the early 80s.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Luda and FB, solvin’ crimes.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight’s episode " Case of the Missing Play Time"
Wait that sound more "Streets of S.F" or "Dragnet"
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
Or they could be like Shawn and Gus on Psych and solve murders in a funny and irreverant way. There’s hard evidence that Shawn and Gus enjoy baseball, as well.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
From Omar's bio page
Fantasy Comparison:
Hanley Ramirez 959
Jose Reyes 930
Miguel Tejada 720
Alex Rodriguez 691
Omar Vizquel 84
I don’t play, myself, but I’m guessing that Omar’s not very good in fantasy baseball?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
just cus zito did it
hinshaw, walkin the pitcher just isnt right
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
Bad Influence. Yet another thing we can blame Zito for.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Just setting up the double play
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Maybe the Giants are in the wrong league
PCL seems like a better fit.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
TWO WALKS TO THE !#?#$ PITCHER?
I’m going to take Getaway Day seriously and Get the F Away from this team.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
My sister took a clogging class a few years ago.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Usually off days make it harder to forget games like this. Unless this is what you meant and I fell in the CHASM.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she what?
Noticed?
I’ll bet it’s noticed.
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Don't I feel stupid!
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I’m not sure if us as Giants’ fans are allowed to make fun of other baseball people with big heads any more.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, doesn’t it look like the temples of his head are inflated.
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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh.
Turns out walking the pitcher was not the best move, strategically. Who knew?
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
Bah!
You obviously haven’t captured the complete vision of what the team is hoping to accomplish.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You gotta try out different things, I guess, to see what works. I’ll bet they won’t make THAT mistake again!
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No, it's working out great....
Extends the inning so we can get Polanco and Guillen out of the way this inning. Briiliant strategy, Hinshaw!! (he’s a fellow SDSU Aztec, you know)
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
(I knew)
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that time when we were 6 games under .500? That was awesome.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
Ah yes…those sunny days of “could we be buyers at the break?” optimism…
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
On the Waterfront
Zito:You don’t understand! I could have had class, I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody. Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Charlie….
Isn’t there a pill you take for that? Side effects are impotence, anal leakage, depression, sleeplessness, headaches, vomiting, and high blood pressure.
...how is any of that different from being a Giants fan who’s not on drugs?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Nearly 2 hours in
and the game has finally reached the halfway point
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 18, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
SleepyTime
care for a SPOT of tea, old chum?
Kills at least one rally a day. At least he is consistent.
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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Deservedly so. If there’s a bigger asshole in the world than Hank Steinbrenner, I haven’t met him. He’s a bigger asshole than his dad, even, and that’s really hard to beat.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
...have no idea why this ended up on your comment. I was replying to Flem and Jon ripping Steinbrenner.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wondering at the connection between Hank and Atlanta.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh…F the Braves?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I have been studying it
and assumed it couldn’t be your fault, and that I must have been drinking heavily
Miller & Flem are just destroying Hank Steinbrenner on the radio side about his complaints about the NL not having a DH and Chien-Ming Wang getting hurt running the basepaths.
I really think that comment earned him a nomination for Asshole of the Year.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You've been studying. That's chapter and verse
from the National League Hymn Book.
ah castillo
if i saw you walking down the street you’d probably muck that up too. sigh.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
Renamed for the Giants
Kragen Box-of-spark-plugs inning
Probably...
...if he was already on 3rd.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
More than that, it's spring, and I see a reflection of Feliz in every mountain pond
especially those with a thick layer of scum
Just crop it a little more at the top and bottom, Wil
so we can really study what’s important
Well, this game isn't getting any better
back to work
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 18, 2008 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah. Me too.
Poop.
(I’ll keep it on in the background, though. You know, just in case.)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And that's the minimum equipment for being a Giants' fan
The barf bag is optional
Giants fan survival kit
Includes orange barf bag!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn’t be a GAMER without it!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But we’ll get lots of crappy sequels with the Giants.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I sued the makers of The Neverending Story for false advertising.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 18, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
No kidding
I just came back from lunch and assumed it would be in the 9th inning by now. Its been like 2 hours and its only the bottom of the 6th!
Last minute schedule change
Today’s game was switched to a day-night single-header.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
Which will happen first: the end of the game or all life on this planet being extinguished?
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June 18, 2008
Let it be known that this day, today, is the beginning of the Z/T boundary. Where all life on earth dies thanks to a torpid Giants game started by Barry Zito.
Funny, though, that almost exactly a year ago, I actually felt like my world was ending. But it turned out okay in the end.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It took like eight months to get back to okay, but I made it.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Coulda fooled us.
You’re better than ever, it says here….
Thank you
I’ll trust that your sources are legit.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
My sources are solid --
The National Enquirer, Britney Spears, and Victor Conte.
;-)
Run scored!
Manny uses his awesomeness to cause throwing errors.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 18, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Not pictured
Steve Holm. Also awesome.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Not until Omar slips under
the Lopez Line, or the Maginot Line or maybe the Clothes Line.
The Giants need...
Mike Laga, Mike Benjamin, Bill Bathe, Greg Litton, and Earnest Riles to pull off this comeback. Bob Brenly too.
Extremely disappointing due in large part to Barry Zito?
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It represents an average downer game with a start by Zito
But does not really capture the schizophrenia Sabean assembled for 2008.
You mean the “We’re gonna play the kids” declaration, followed by playing all the old guys?
BTW – who else is not looking forward to Dave Roberts’ return?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
FWIW: at least we won't be buyers!
Also, with a few more losses we may get back to #2 in the draft. It looks like Seattle is going to run away with #1, though.
by positiveuphemism on Jun 18, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Seattle can only get better after starting their housecleaning.
Sabean still has a fighting chance to drag this team down a few more pegs
Thinking outside the box
Zito only threw 57 pitches so he can pitch in relief the next few days since Thursday and Monday are off days
Save his old bones
for freaking games that count
It wouldn’t have surprised me to see Bengie get thrown out at first there.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 18, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
If he gets any slower,
infielders will throw to the catcher to tag Bengie before he leaves the batter’s box.
We’re talking about the outfielders now, right?
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
I get off work in a half hour. If this game is not over by the time I leave…
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
I haven’t figured that part out yet. But I’ll be angry, that’s for sure!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Would we like you when you’re angry?
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For the love of god someone feed Natto before he hammer tosses a tank into a helicopter.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno. I broke the house phone the last time I was really mad.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And quite honestly surprised that nobody has made a sex joke, yet.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What the heck is sex?
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Well that's not saying much.
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I would have used Walker and Wilson for the last couple innings.
Get them some work in before an off day so they won’t be too rusty.
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If Stuart Scott was dyslexic:
YAH-BOO!
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 18, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Has anyone heard “Ya!” “Bu!” chants along the lines of the old “Oooh!” “Ribe!”? ‘Cause if not, someone definitely needs to start doing that.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
I've been chanting it at home for days,
but it’s just not catching on
Manny Burriss: Good at getting on base
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Contrast this with:
Omar Vizquel: Good at taking the long walk back to the dugout
Chulk in? Vultures must be overhead
Chulk one up in the loss column
Well that lasted forever.
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Bleh, Steve Phillips calling the game. Maybe I’ve had enough baseball for today.
by John Paulies on Jun 18, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Any team that gets into a benches-clearing brawl with the Red Sox makes for a fine rooting interest.
by John Paulies on Jun 18, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess the Rally Yabu didn't work.
Which is good, I guess, since it really creeps me out.
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F.P. knows failure
He’s been there before.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 18, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
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