Open Gameday Thread 6/18
Detroit Tigers at San Francisco Giants, Jun 18, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
Zito vs. Andres Galarraga. Hmm....nope, gotta bet on the Big Cat just because he'll hit four homers off of Zito from the ninth spot.
Wait, this is Armando Galarraga? An actual pitcher? Oh, then we're absolutely screwed.
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First!!!!
I loved Galarraga. Needed oxygen after each hit.
AnVil = Galarraga.
Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
by gianator on Jun 18, 2008 10:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Villalona’s not a fat load. He’s just pleasantly plump. Or large and in charge.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait until he’s on a weight lifting regimen.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then we’ll have ANVIL SMASH?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs to lay off the good Southern cookin’ down in Augusta.
The kid’s 17 and still growing. Hopefully the growing will end up more vertically, than horizontally.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not fat!
I’m big boned!
Yeah…that’s what she said.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on Jun 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you saying Galaragga was a fat load? Now hold it justy a minute. On his last stint with the Giants he was forty-frickin’-two. I always thought Galaragga was a pretty remarkable athlete, especially for such a big dude.
I heart the Big Cat and always will.
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may never say this again, but...
...Goofus is absolutely right.
They didn’t call him Big Cat for nothing!
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goofus is absolutely right.
E-me FTW!
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andres isn’t a fat load either. I loved Big Cat as well. I just ran with the fat load needing an oxygen mask when running around the bases.
Runaway beer truck would have been much better, and funnier.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have Armando Galarraga on my fantasy team and boy, do I sure hope I get a win today!!!!
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this had better be some kind of elaborate meta-jinx.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have him on my fantasy team, too. I don’t want him to win, but I’m sure betting on it.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT HE’S GOING AGAINST ZITO!
Galarraga doesn’t stand a chance!
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me, too
I picked him up just for this start. you gotta play the odds.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 18, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys all suck.
Unless you’re in on Natto’s meta-jinx. In that case, you all “suck”.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ambivalent about Zito starts
but, the more he sucks, the more it makes Sabean look like a retard (as if he needs the help) and the more that happens, the likelihood of him getting fired increases, which means the Giants will have a good GM who will accelerate the return to glory sooner than Sabean will.
So as you can see, Zito sucking and getting bombed is actually in the best interests of the Giants…
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 18, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was rooting for him to be 0-32, but then he got pulled from the rotation for a start and actually won some decisions.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously, yesterday, I was thinking about going to today’s game, but then found out Zito was pitching and ruled out that possibility as the likelihood of him getting shelled today are quite high.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
May the Albatoss Soar
And not drop bob-ombs
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 10:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I laughed out loud at this. My boss had to ask what was so funny.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito
already threw the first pitch of the game and the ETA is 12:45.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lulz
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dont worry
It’s not the curveball
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ETA of the curveball
12 to 6 (pm)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On another note
Did anyone hear me on KNBR this morning blasting Comcast for jinxing Sanchez?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even more unrelated...
Mrs. Goofus and I were at a nice restaurant the other nite (One Market) and I was trying to convince her that the next time the waiter came by to see if we were enjoying our meal, that we both look up and say “Nom, nom, nom.”
I thought it would have been pretty funny, but she wasn’t buyin’ it. Go figure.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
F. Lewis lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .288
J. Castillo 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .260
R. Winn rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .298
B. Molina c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .315
A. Rowand cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .310
J. Bowker 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .267
T. Denker 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .292
O. Vizquel ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .184
B. Zito p
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy is a fucking retard
Get Castillo the fuck away from the 2-hole
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but at least he is giving the sucky suck that is Ray Durham the night off. I was especially confused last night when he not only started but hit from the 2-hole and he had horrible numbers off of Kenny Rogers. I don’t think Bochy even looks at match-ups, he goes strictly from the gut.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Anyone want to recommend a good place to get lunch?
I work in the City. I’m a little tired of the places around where I work.
Any suggestions? I am down to eat anything just as long as it’s good quality food.
My boundaries are from the Ferry Building to 4th along Market Street. I’m willing to go a few blocks more north or south of Market.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The deli in the Ferry Building?
I’m sure that’s one of the places of which you are sick. Out the Door too, most likely.
Lightening Foods? Aguililla Taqueria @ 101 Spear?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taylor's is not bad
That’s if you’re into $20 burgers
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, might as well go to Slanted Door is you want to spend that kind of money.
Slanted Door is one of my favs.
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over rated.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on Jun 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will aggree to agree that you’re wrong and I’m right.
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may never say this again, but...
...Goofus is absolutely right.
(Actually I’ve only been to SD once, but I did like it a lot.)
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to just copy-and-paste that reply every time I post.
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a quick stop, there’s a pretty good chili-to-go place in Embarcadero Center
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thai
Osha, near 2nd and Mission has the most wonderful Tom Kha (sp?) soup in the world.
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually frequent there a lot. Good food. There’s an Osha in the Embarcadero Center as well.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Henry’s Hunan is the place to be on Natoma between 2nd & New Montgomery.
On your order make sure you say NO HOT. Meatpies!
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on Jun 18, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their hot ‘n sour chicken is really good. We have one over here off Montogomery
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Zito is 47-17 when working with Rick Peterson, with an ERA just over 3.
Since then he’s 5 games under .500, and an ERA under 4.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait….so you’re saying Zito isn’t as good as he used to be?
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That can’t be right. Otherwise we wouldn’t have signed him to that 7 year contract.
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's obvious
however, I just had no idea he was that good under Peterson.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FP is worried about sharks in the bay
there’s only baby sharks in the bay. I’ve caught a few myself.
by timmeh on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They used to tell prisoners at Alcatraz that the bay was filled with maneaters so they’d be afraid to try to escape.
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, swimming through the freezing cold Bay at night isn’t enough of a detriment.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn’t want to get in the water if Nelly Furtado were in there either.
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Darryl Hanna?
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to have a crush on her. My wife looks at me in disgust whenever I bring it up.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're headed out the golden gate then yes
the great white troll the coast lookin’ for snacks. Seals mainly but they aren’t picky if you’re flailing on the surface.
by timmeh on Jun 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got to say....
Zito is starting, the Giants aren’t very good, the Tigers are, I have little hope of a win today, but I LOVE BASEBALL! Something to look forward to almost every day.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hold on a minute
I hope you have some facts to back up the claim that the Giants aren’t good.
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just made it up, going with a gut feeling. I may be wrong.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your point is well-taken, even though the odds are against them, the fact that the Giants
could* win still makes it fun.
- Unless xeifrank’s simulator says they can’t
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I don’t know about that. xeifrank’s simulator didn’t get it right yesterday, did they?
That was wasn’t a link to anything in particular, by the way.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That last part was wasn’t supposed to come out like that.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually the Giants are good. However, Zito sucks as do most of the other players. Oh, yeah and the GM and the rest of the fornt office also. Oh, the manager too. Other than that….....it’s all good.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???
by oldrips on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying
Zito’s Day/Night ERA splits (7.88/4.88) don’t have you feeling excited? How about his Day/Night BAA splits (.361/.299)? No? Well, then, may I interest you in his 2.20 June WHIP?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Egad!
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So…you’re saying he’s due for a perfect game?
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Won’t the fabric of the universe start to tear if that happened?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think some Giant is about due for a no-no, it’s been too long. I’d like to put forth my opinion that if and when that ever happens it will not be Zito that does it.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict the next no-hitter will be thrown by Yabu during a spot start.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’ll load the bases intentionally and get a triple play to end each inning.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
0 hits, 27 walks.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not perfect, but a no-no nonetheless
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe hit 3 batter to load bases. Walks take too many pitches. Not Yabu’s way.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoying pulling wings off flies today are we?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First post
Wow. For a second, there, I thought about abbreviating “first post” as “FP”.
Bengie Molina: Like a Rich Aurilia kidney stone- slow moving, and hard to get out
by Victorious Secret on Jun 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As long as you don’t remind us that you once played baseball I think we can get along.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha
Bengie Molina: Like a Rich Aurilia kidney stone- slow moving, and hard to get out
by Victorious Secret on Jun 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FP played baseball?
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember someone mentioning something about that…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One time, he was just trying to go the other way, and he hit a triple. True story.
by out machine on Jun 18, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome!
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by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
‘preciate it
Bengie Molina: Like a Rich Aurilia kidney stone- slow moving, and hard to get out
by Victorious Secret on Jun 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not
Then again, that could explain a lot
Bengie Molina: Like a Rich Aurilia kidney stone- slow moving, and hard to get out
by Victorious Secret on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he keeps gettign 2 hit game do we want him to pass it yet?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he could pass it to Castillo
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be better if he didn’t. Take one for the team, Richie!
Bengie Molina: Like a Rich Aurilia kidney stone- slow moving, and hard to get out
by Victorious Secret on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't pass it, I mean
I’m all for him passing to RallyKiller
Bengie Molina: Like a Rich Aurilia kidney stone- slow moving, and hard to get out
by Victorious Secret on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm maybe he can keep it long enough to become a “b” grade free agant if we get him enough time at third.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tigers giving props to Sanchez according to Flemmy
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This just in...
Zito’s first pitch now halfway between pitchers mound and home plate.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
here I thought you were going to say ” .. was hit hard enough to knock bricks off the number 3 arch way”.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they interview Aaron Rowand for every game? It sure seems like it.
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s what a gamer would do, non?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess they could talk to Zito more often between starts. * tries to look innocent *
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
I think I’m actually starting to not mind Amy so much. Not sure if that is good or bad…
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like her
Must i bring up the alternative, Cammy? At least Amy is fairly hot.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have an idea
let’s just not have anymore of these ridiculous sideline reporters, male or female. I do not understand why we need to hear these people with little to no public speaking experience say the exact same thing night after night.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m with you on this one.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is true
She looks even better in person too. Saw her at the game a few weeks ago. Not too shabby at all. But of course she got the job based on her experience and talents right? Right?
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
both her and Alanna got the job because of men like to watch
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, someone tell me how this works
Every day when the Giants have a great pitcher going, I have to miss half the game. Today, when Zito’s pitching, I have nothing to do to avoid watching it. Trainwreck.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll have mine cooked in XO sauce, thank you
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for getting off early from work
But it’s a Zito start, so perhaps I should go back to the office.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 12:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like there was ever any doubt.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would actually be pretty awesome.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How far is that? 410+ feet but like 20 feet high?
That would be insane to see.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
there goes the Zito no hitter
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Comcast didn’t even play the Montefusco jinx this time.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy
Here we go….I have a feeling Miguel and Thames will each hit 2 HR’s.
I hope someone is calling Peterson as we speak hahaha.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito
is looking like he wants to send everyone home early. There is a mercy rule right?
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You would give up in the middle of a one-hitter?
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
75 MPH...
Is he throwing changeups or fastballs? Oh wait they’re one in the same when its Zito!
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suddenly returning to pretending to be a productive member of society for the rest of the afternoon does not sound that bad.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are they trying to corner pitch with Zito? He doesn’t have the command for that. Just set up right down the middle, and Zito will miss the target and either hit the corner or jam Ordonez inside.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice goal by Russia
They’ll score more than the Giants will today.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about to go and make some snide comments on the Tiger’s SB Nation blog. I just don’t have the heart for it now.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
someone wanna tell kruk
that when theres runners on first and 2nd with one out, theres not an open base
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally convinced
that Zito was not a good signing for the Giants. Someone should lose their job.
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But once we hire Rick Peterson he'll get Zito all straightened out!!!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
Give it a little more time to be sure.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that didn't take long...
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or that.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Four baserunners, one out. That doesn’t make for a good WHIP.
by non sequitur on Jun 18, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
isn't this new firefox supposed to go faster?
my mlb.tv seems even worse than before. if that’s possible.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Jun 18, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Say, do you know how to get FF3 to use Silverlight? I downloaded the Silverlight 2.whatever beta that’s supposed to work with FF3, but I can’t get FireFox to use it. Instead it defaults to the old Windows Media Player thing.
by non sequitur on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh Thames...
Come on extend that streak!
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s going to break the HR streak!
by John Paulies on Jun 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do overs!!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seppuku
It’s the only thing you can do now Barry.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Write a short poem about nature?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I know what it is...
I’ze just messing with you.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Making fun of Zito:
It’s like kicking a quadraplegic that’s fallen out of his wheelchair
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but its way more fun
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
if the quadriplegic was fully able to walk- pitch even- and was making 17 million dollars a year while sucking at his job.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit Tigers
There is not one white player in the Tigers line-up. Not one.
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Sabean should go out and overpay for Rick Petersen’s services now.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That of course
is assuming Zito even cares about sucking this bad. I think he cares more about playing his fucking guitar and putting moose in his hair.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the surfing he can’t do for another six years.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they should take $ out of Zito's contract.
to pay Peterson.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rick Petersen: “Throw strikes Barry”
Barry Zito: “Wow, I’ve never heard anybody put it THAT way before!”
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cover your ears everyone...
The loud boom of Thames bat against Zito’s pitch could puncture eardrums
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That tells you how tame our fanbase is
If this were just about any other big city, Zito would already been put on the rack.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to the constant booing?
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by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that could happen in this city, too
but it’d be an S & M thing.
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have an over/under for how many batters tell Zito’s clothes get taken off like Charlie Brown’s?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Natto needs to make a graphic of this.
by non sequitur on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want to see a naked Zito?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe Charlie still had his underwear. And at any rate, art requires sacrifices.
by non sequitur on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t BP supposed to start earlier than this?
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t really think any batters will talk to Zito’s clothes.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
Pudge K’s on a hanging changeup. How embarrassing for him.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
KITO?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess we never figured out what to do for Barry’s strikeouts
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s rarely been an issue.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
pudge, thats embarassing
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pudge needs to retire.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dread his starts.
I really don’t think I can take watching or listening anymore. I may have to boycott his starts.
by out machine on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but denker and lewis are in the line up, thats the only reason im watching
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He got out of the inning
He’s turning the corner. He’s only going to give up 6 runs a game now. Not 9.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN’s volume is twice as loud as CSN. I really hate that.
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I noticed that when I watching SportsCenter this morning.
I had one bar of volume on and it sounded like I was at a sports bar
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t get confused fans, keep booing him.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone hit Natto, he’s skipping again.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN’s volume is twice as loud as CSN. I really hate that.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i was gonna go to todays game, but im too hung over.. im glad i didnt go
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i wonder how much louder
espn’s volume is in comparison to csn’s.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1.7 times louder?
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys
ESPN’s volume is twice as loud as CSN. I really hate that.
109
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is because Bea Arthur is hard of hearing
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glass half-full version
I really enjoy how CSN’s volume is half as loud as ESPN’s.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re all going to look stupid once you reload the thread.
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not me!
I already look stupid!
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm you mean i don’t look stupid normally?
My wife can’t be wrong about that.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This made me laugh. Nicely played.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although now I understand better why my reply to your second comment was freezing my browser.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF was that a slider?
He’s a witch!
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Rally Killer
no one is on base, time to actually do something.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DP ball
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be nice to “binge” before “purgeing”. Just for a change.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations to World Champion Boston Celtics
they have silence the Lakers fans and can’t thank them enough.
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that on ESPN, is it twice as silenced?
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad
I hate Boston sports just as much now. Woo bandwagon!
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all my laker fan friends think i jumped a bandwagon for rootin for the celtics. they dont realize that a LA loss as as good as a bay area win
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pau-wned GasLOL
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO HEART

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWESOME.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hurray for Video Games
Time to play MLB 2k8 and bring up Posey, Noonan and the rest of the kids so the Giants can actually have an offense. Rafeal Rodriguez hit 2 HR’s last night for SJ in my game, it was fun.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Injury delay?
Wha happen?
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
had to get shit out of his shoe
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gallaraga i mean
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doing a Kenny Rogers
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's time for Hot Shots Golf
I’m already bored with this.
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Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean?! It's just getting good!!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean we've already had an injury delay!!1
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The heart of the order is up
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Galarraga has a no hitter going?
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey everyone, I had to step away. So fill me in: How loud is ESPN compared to CSN?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Its still under study.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New stat!
EV/CV
ESPN Volume / Comcast Volume
A EV/CV of 2.0 is considered replacement value
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there we go trade bait, way to walk
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, do you always say that?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, was he due for a single?
I need to pay closer attention.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love Bengie and want to channel success
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gambler’s fallacy – past failure is a sign of future success.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s Wil’s version of “Zito Sucks”
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who does Rowand pop out to?
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Hear United Sing
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by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my friend
in the bleachers
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i meant thames
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently some of the tards in the stands did. I love the people who think every ball that goes in the air could go out. Hahaha
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Rowand had me convinced with that strut
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zzzzzz
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats like saying your twice as smart as Dwight in The Office..
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bow to your mastery.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh
un-gamerness
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weak.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well look at the bright side
Opposing pitcher is leading off the second inning and we’re only down two.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So it'll quickly be three?
I don’t see how that’s positive.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and
we have a former Cy Young on the mound
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A zombified Cy Young could outduel Zito
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cheer for that fly ball
was deafening.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes to the AL pitcher, Giants pitcher.
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry hates your freedom
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow is right
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
were is that anagram like when i need it? “Amazing Zito” should produce something cool.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously could anyone even be this bad if they tried this hard to suck?
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Zito is actually right handed. Maybe he could actually throw with that arm?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto
We need a WALK counter of sorts for Zito
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That doesn’t even make me angry enough to slamp my hands on the keyboard and type random letters and numbers.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Zito
watching him pitch gives me hope for making the big leagues
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Paging Rick Peterson..."
“Rick Peterson to the Black-and-Orange Courtesy Telephone please…”
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha hahahaha
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Even Steve Blass could find the plate more than Zito.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's okay, guys
Zito just needs to be more aggressive early in the count. He’s not executing right now, and he’s just gotta find his game.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GET THE GODDAMN PITCHER OUT!!!
Tired of this shit.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please tell me someone is warming up
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does that lower his season total?
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whip it. Whip it good.
oh not what you ment coach?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad for finding this funny.
by John Paulies on Jun 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s okay, I do too
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it hilarious
and feel no need for apologies. Give in to the DARK SIDE
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m starting to suspect Zito might not have been worth the money.
by jcb9 on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know!
He needs MORE money! You know, for motivation.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure you’re not working for our front office?
by jcb9 on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes getting his curve over.. but cant control the fastball
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by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
define “fastball”
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well 5 moe curves and he will have enough points to upgrade toa B.P. fastball.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Zito
If it weren’t for you, everything would be looking up for this franchise.
by out machine on Jun 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh… can we just concede the rest of the game so we can all just start the rest of our day?
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thereafter, the syndrome of a star pitcher’s talent inexplicably and permanently deserting him was so strongly identified with Blass that it became commonly known as “Steve Blass Disease.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can hear the boos from my office window
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me, I need to die laughing.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Email that to him
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Sabean actually looks pretty scared.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FTW man.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 18, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard
to fuck AND blow at the same time.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the internets diagrees with you
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't take him out!
Make him fucking own this shit. THe game is over anyway. Make him earn his money the hard way.
by out machine on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree… tell him that he is going 6 innings, no matter what
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabean would gain about 100 points of respect if he either optioned Zito to AZL or just waived him after this game. Thanks alot Magowan for this mess.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, was that a replay?
No, it’s just another hit down the line
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA…. ahhh… cries
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s just setting up the triple play.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yabuuuu says hello
he shouldnt be a setup guy
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito can’t handle long relief. He’s blowing up and it’s just the second inning.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on everyone
Fuck you Zito
Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap-Clap
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Knocked out like Suge

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
word
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is the story behind this photo?
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suge got knocked out after trying to muscle 15 bucks from a guy at an LA club. That guy got a quick punch and Suge fell like a tree.
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who knows
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do not know what is sadder Zito or Tiger Woods being out the remainder of the year
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito out rest of year
Horrible case of Suck
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on how you mean “out” when referring to Zito. By “out” there pitching than it is sadder that Zito is out for the remainder of the year.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring back Misch!
at least he’s younger and cheaper
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
piggy back starts?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it could work, just concede every 5th game…. let zito pitch 5 innings and misch pitch 4. Granted we would lose by 10 every game but at least the pen would get a day off every 5th day
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s our record when the opposing team scores 5 or more runs, 3-30 or so?
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so your saying odds are good we will have an Incredible Chulk sighting today?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito is just being a team leader. By going out there and sucking this much, he’s saying “Hey Pat Misch, you’re not the worst starting pitcher on the Giants!”
He’s a great teammate.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OUT!
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The worst thing about the Zito signing...
~ It’s not the millions and millions of $$ flushed down the toilet.
~ It’s not the seven years of repeated automatic losses every time he pitches.
It’s that his contract is going to make it nigh on impossible for the Giants to sign Lincecum, Cain and Sanchez to long-term contracts. They will ask for (and richly deserve) more money than Zito is getting and the Giants won’t be able to pay it.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
la la la la la
not listening!
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
Even assuming that salaries in general don’t go up over the next few years, the Giants have shown a definite willingness to backload contracts. By the time we’re signing Cain or Lincecum or Sanchez long term, it’ll be several years from now since they’ll be past their arbitration years and we can just defer the money to later.
And let’s not assume that they’ll all work out, by the way. They are exciting and fun to watch and everything, but assuming that any three young pitchers will be dominant five years from now is a bit premature.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In play, Out(s)!!!
All is forgiven!
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup
If you get them to hit a line drive every time up, you know some of them will be caught.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But look at
all the strikes he’s thrown!
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
by mbedard on Jun 18, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOH!
2 in a row!
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Give that man a Cy Young!
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another out!
And it was only slightly below the speed of sound.
Twenty-seven years of waiting has come to an end.
by trapper on Jun 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are no outs for Zito
there are only doubles that don’t drop in.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wonder what bochy said to him
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“You’re kinda embarrassing us today”
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe...
I’ve got a dime sack for you in the clubhouse if you get through 4?
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re getting your butt kicked. Throw strikes and at least try to let your defense help you.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“If you don’t start pitching better, I am going to head butt you.”
by out machine on Jun 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Alyssa Milano called, she said she has a bigger cock than you.”
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't want to waste his bullpen
“You’re finishing this game yourself if you have to throw 6 thousand pitches to do it.”
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One Ticket Please!
I almost want to force him to be a 20 game loser. perhaps its time find something to make me a little less surly.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]!”
The really tricky part was saying the square brackets.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Throw strikes, straight parenthesis thingy Giants pitcher another straight parenthesis thingy.”
by Natto on Jun 18, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spot on!
That’s exactly what he sounded like.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha Thames strikesout. Good job Boch! Tough Love FTW!
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This was a 3 game series right?
I believe the chronicles said something like yesterday’s loss ensured the Giants of a losing series. Just assuming the Zito loss, or maybe it said homestand?
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure it said homestand.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
maybe I just assumed series loss
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SFGate reports
Zito is actually a right handed pitcher all along. Cy Young 2010.
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Bochy leaving Zito in
Evoke the same kind of discipline as a father forcing his son to smoke the entire pack of cigarettes right in front of him?
"And heeeere cooome the pretzels!"
by NightPutting on Jun 18, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a question...
...who’s the highest paid player the Fresno Grizzlies have ever had on their roster?
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That'll be an AFLAC trivia question in 10 years
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only thing that could make this game better
is if Kruk started doing the Tarzan yell again.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aaaaaaaaaarararaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahakhahaha
it’s hard to do with letters, ok?!
by fwoty oz on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know why, but they were calling the “rhino yawn”
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never seen a rhino yawn before
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bowker line drives
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Travis Denker’s Gameday Photo looks like he just rolled a huge fatty and smoked it right before the picture was taken.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I find that’s true of a surprisingly large number of players.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wake and bake, Denk...
it’s team photo day!
by bgunn on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sooo.. denker plays once a week why?
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what reduce time for Ray? madness.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Denker!
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kruk doesn't need sabermetrics to know
that Bowker can hit.
by Hobbes2d on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Denker pitch in Zito's spot next time around?
I’m just trying to come up with a way to get him some more ABs
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bruce
whatever you do, keep starting Ray over Denker every day. That makes perfect sense to me.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
when we have a DH, denker better play
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carb-rera
WASH the grease off your hands first
by Giant Voodoo on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
mcab plays some good defense
proud father of the newly acquired Brandon Crawford..
by Azmanz on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was all set with a DFA Omar comment
Fuck it, let’s still do it.
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito's going deep
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, pinch it for already
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good game, Zito
Now hit the showers. The whole team is proud of the effort you gave today.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did his job.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First base was occupied, he’s automatically out
by j14 on Jun 18, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it does, this way the defense cannot take advantage of the offense, in the same way of infield fly rule
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
man that aint Kosher.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito's day
2 IP, 5 ER, 5 H, 4 BB, 2 Ks 4.5 WHIP
Best signing ever?
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For a second rate reliever in for mop-up duty.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strong 2 innings from Zicasso
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on Jun 18, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Scott Boras
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's good to have support

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
League of Shmucks
Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind
if everyone in that picture was no longer associated with this franchise next season.
by bondslegend on Jun 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's keep the jersey
We could get $100 at a charity auction.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, Magowan is a red as Bill Clinton!
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabean’s pretty red too
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy looks kind of creepy with no facial hair
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I didn’t even recognize him, I was wondering who that putz was in the corner.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re all embarrassed as hell.
yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!
by satyricrash on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s naturally orange tinted
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re showing us his ERA.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Detroit Dick
Now Zito is out of the game. There is a long way to go in this one.
by out machine on Jun 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When do we start talking about the worst contract of all time?
by fwoty oz on Jun 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he was a #4 starter it wouldn’t the be WORST all time. I honestly expected more than this.
by fwoty oz on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’d pay $126M for a #4 starter.
Godspeed my friend
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we started a year and a half ago.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We weren’t?
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mariah carey and virgin records
she signed for $80M, came out with “glitter”, then was paid $28M to go away.
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on Jun 18, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Zito doesn’t pitch again (I know, best possible solution but not likely) we’re paying him $90 million to go away.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we ever actually stop?
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Contract With America?
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if the Dugout store sells those orange ties
Twenty-seven years of waiting has come to an end.
by trapper on Jun 18, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's not a tie
Pete’s got his shirt unbuttoned
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we left Zito out there to twist in the wind every time he has a bad outing, maybe he’d quit in shame and that would be that.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
stop makeing sence.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and cents?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and cents!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
Let’s talk about ESPN being 109 times louder that Comcast Sports Net but only when Bea Arthur is on.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about cents?
I want my change, Goofus!
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no change for you. your a Giants fan!
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change we can’t believe in
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a Pic of our new Manageing General Partner?
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
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by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adopted brother of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does Peter Gammons have to do with this?
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ll get nothing and like it, Spaulding
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got a girlfriend that’s better than this….
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
same as it ever was…
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you may find yourself
watching a Barry Zito start
And you may find yourself
in another part of the park
And you may ask yourself:
“How did I get here?”
And you may say to yourself
“This is not my beautiful ace!”
And you may ask yourself
“MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!”
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
" Their still Shitty" - Major Leagues the movie.
I am a Giants fan. Thus I enjoy my pain. Currently enjoying it more then usual.
by daveinexile on Jun 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it, we score a run on a wild pitch. It’s almost like a pity run.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 18, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The 2008 Giants have perfected the no-hit rally.
by rightcenterfielder on Jun 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How am I watching this and not high yet?
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m surprised Zito isn’t doing better. After all, he’s in the final six of years of his contract and should be looking for a big payday.
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito factoid
Barry Zito is only in the second year of a seven year contract. It could become an eight year contract if Zito pitches certain amount of innings between 2011-2013.
At the end of this the second season of the contract Zito be still be owed $101.5M. YES $101.5M.
by wilriv21 on Jun 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A little perspective to make us all feel better. Thanks!
2008 Giants: Scrappy! Scrappy! Joy! Joy!
by Goofus on Jun 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think of the kids before you post that again.
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Additional perspective
Mike Hampton’s contract still hasn’t run out.
All-Father Watch: 1.11 ERA, 6 saves, 0.90 WHIP, 34 Ks in 32 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 18, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our best chance for avoiding disaster with the Zito contract:
Barry Zito becomes a Buddhist monk and renounces material things.
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by groug on Jun 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then he'll look like this:

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on Jun 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don’t do that when I’m drinking water at my computer.
by paboperfecto on Jun 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's Johnny Cochrane when you needed him?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Rowand go face first?
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by SoFa King Mike on Jun 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, he barely knew her so he just…
OHHHH!!!
Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.
by ResDog on Jun 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Julie Foudy looks like a tranny
Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on Jun 18, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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