Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Hugh Douglas Admits To Stealing From Jaguars

Open Gameday Thread II: Attack of the Clones

A pitcher's duel in Coors Field. Yep, the Giants are playing.

Comment 769 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

RallyKilled

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on Jun 11, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible swing

first

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not first

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Castillo: still not very good.

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Your 2008 San Francisco Giants. . .

Making a 1-6 pitcher with an ERA of 5.15 look like a Cy Young contender.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 11, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If this wasn’t Lincecum’s turn, I would be convinced the Rockies were going to sweep up, just as punishment for seriously discussing the CONTENDER!!!! issue.

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

trivia question

He was taken in the 48th and 43rd rounds before the year the Giants got him.

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suckers! Not too short now, is he!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 11, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine how stupid

the other 9 teams that passed on Tim feel right now.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 11, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that always happens with hindsight

Can’t be any more bummed than the 11 that passed on Jay Bruce in 2005.

by achiappanza on Jun 11, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

in 03 he was 48th and then in 05 he was 43rd

by timmeh on Jun 11, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuiper knows about being drafted and not signed
June 7, 1968: Drafted by the New York Yankees in the 12th round of the 1968 amateur draft, but did not sign.

February 1, 1969: Drafted by the Seattle Pilots in the 9th round of the 1969 amateur draft (Secondary Phase), but did not sign.

January 17, 1970: Drafted by the Chicago White Sox in the 1st round (5th pick) of the 1970 amateur draft, but did not sign.

June 4, 1970: Drafted by the Cincinnati Reds in the 3rd round of the 1970 amateur draft (Secondary Phase), but did not sign.

June 8, 1971: Drafted by the Boston Red Sox in the 4th round of the 1971 amateur draft (Secondary Phase), but did not sign.

January 12, 1972: Drafted by the Cleveland Indians in the 1st round (21st pick) of the 1972 amateur draft (Secondary Phase).


http://www.baseball-reference.com/k/kuipedu01.shtml#TRANS

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Duane sure got drafted a lot haha.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle Pilots!

Greatest team of all time, next to the Cleveland Spiders.

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow Helton owns Lincecum

6 for 9 lifetime, with a HR and a double. Make that 6 for 10. Just missed making that 2 HR’s though.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 11, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

why is it that pitchers cannot throw strikes to Helton?

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

because he’s a damn good hitter and gets such great plate coverage, he can hit it anywhere.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though he likes to eat Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets while sitting naked on the couch?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on Jun 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good tracking by Hot Pockets.

by xanthan on Jun 11, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf

bad zone, again

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

There have been so many of these faux ground outs

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray

you suck

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

slow hit ball

still

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he made the right play

he wouldn’t have got the out at first if he threw to 2nd.

runner just ran out of the baseline.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 11, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's right

when in a rundown, sprint towards an defender (the closer to the pitcher’s mound the better) who doesn’t have the ball. the Umps will call interference and award you the next base.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Jun 11, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

timmy looks rattled

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah , he's older than that.

It’s those cute V – tech computers now.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Jun 11, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

really having trouble finding the zone

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I just noticed that was his 100th career walk.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jun 11, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Giants Pitcher], throw strikes

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on Jun 11, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum

should NOT be referred to as one of our befuddled masses.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this a bad Timmy Day?

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on Jun 11, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if we can score

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-2

big AB here

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF UMPS

First the balk..now this. Umps colluding against Timmy.

by giants92388 on Jun 11, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nasty

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

bad call

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Getting the Swagger Back

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

et voila, part II

what was that inning, six outs?

by wcw on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fouled off?

My ass, fuck you too Clint Hurdle.

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

inning over anyways

still pissed

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

On the Slo Mo

That looked like he didn’t touch it, but the fucking Rox morons kept saying it did.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So did Krukow.

I didn’t see it.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the 3rd base ump should be alllowed to overrule the home plate guy on that call.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice come back pitch. Kid has some stones.

by xanthan on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU

YOU STUPID FUCKING UMPS, YOU ARE FUCKING LUCKY THAT WAS A GROUNDOUT BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE FUCKING SENT YOU A FUCKING LETTERBOMB, ASSHOLES!!!!!!

Ehem..nice job timmy.

by bondslegend on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Stolen K

I love how the 3rd base ump overrules the correct call.

The rocks guy agreed with him while showing a close up slow mo replay that clearly showed it was missed.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies announcers...

were talking about how he obviously fouled it while showing an x-mo replay that clearly showed he didn’t get close to touching it. Nice.

by sprdelfin on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

I was thinking the same thing… wtf?

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assholes.

Okay so I’m crabby because of knee pain I’ve had for a month, my stupid GP’s office won’t see me until July 8, and I’m scared to friggin’ death it’s rheumatoid arthritis because it runs in my family, but that crew is a bunch of gaping assholes.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, my knee is actually trying to kill me, ON TOP of the curse. I love my life, I really do.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wasn't a foul tip you fool!

Give the Enchanter his K!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 11, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The fuck is this?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

more like the shit

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I go to the game Monday and sit in the bleachers, Gary Sederstrom owes me a dollar.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea what’s going on.

Everybody Loves Durham
comics | cartoons | Nattowear

by Natto on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That's it?

What’s it ,Towelie?
That’s the melody to Funkytown! Won’t you take me down, to Funkytown.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No towelie, the entry code!

For what?. . . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Jun 11, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea WHAT WE"RE YELLING ABOUT!!

"I'm a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm"
-Iggy and the Stooges

by radness99 on Jun 11, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saying it for no reason other to say it

I stumbled upon Sabean’s home phone number while at work today.

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm saving it

Until we trade for Doug Henry.

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So tempted.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it worth the risk to sign Timmy to a 15 year deal now?

Remember way back when (last year) when he struggled from the stretch. Now he’s the best in the game from the stretch.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 11, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That only takes him through his age 27 season, so I am all for it.

by sprdelfin on Jun 11, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Omar…Is he done?

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on Jun 11, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd listen a bit more

If she was topless.

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Alanna Rack Report

Booth Guys: “Alanna, how is the rack doing?”
Alanna: “As you can see, it is a little cold at the park tonight. Back to you.”

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 11, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

One Giants minor leaguer looked at the twins for a good fifteen seconds while I was asking him about his hitting. To his credit he at least answered my questions.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you have the common courtesy to give the twins a little bounce while he was staring?

by Lars The Wanderer on Jun 11, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a common courtesy?

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without divulging too much information about my anatomy, they were secure and unmoving, squished together.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awkward…

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I brought it up. Two out of three guys agree: boobs good!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be extremely low – more like 109 out of 110

by wilriv21 on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was nervous?

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least that’s my excuse…

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would probably make me listen a bit less.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as tim goes the 2 more innings

and keeps the rockies quiet, the QS streak is still alive

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Henry Sosa

a) the Next Best Thing
b) the Next Thing

by wilriv21 on Jun 11, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Tallderson?

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blob? Oh wait that’s Andruw Jones.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may have been the most entertaining swing I have ever seen

by sprdelfin on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Just so you know

When I drink whiskey, the Giants seem to have good luck. And I’m drinking whiskey.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish it were scotch

No, it’s just shitty whiskey mixed with coke.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I save my good scotch for election days

A man needs to drink on election days.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In some countries they do not allow liquor sales on election day

by wilriv21 on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why you have to save it

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

They might not sell it, but I always have it. So there is nothing to worry about for me.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get that man some whiskey!

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep it up!

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I love that movie.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh

gotta disagree. Dog Day Afternoon? The Godfather II?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, what?

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, i saw it

That wasn’t a question what. That was an incredulous what.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, don't be stompin on Dog Day Afternoon

Seriously, one of the greatest performances I know of in any film.

by Duelling Brandos on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Devil’s Advocate ftw!

by Hobbes2d on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, the boobs comments are up higher

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Pacino , as with Nicholson , merely plays himself anymore.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really hate Taveras

so much

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vanilla rum 'n' Coke here.

no , not the spoonable stuff.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Jun 11, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinking is bad for the liver

Smoke more weed.

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Mass Neuron Death!

Yay!

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks.

I’m stupid enough as it is.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Jun 11, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Word!

"I'm a street walkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm"
-Iggy and the Stooges

by radness99 on Jun 11, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say

Why not both?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

You win.

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

nasty

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me he just threw his knuckler

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Jun 11, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

tim has a knuckler...

HOLY CRAP

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on Jun 11, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holiday x2

Impressive

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday is only good at Coors

..of course, this is Coors.

Nobody tell The Kid.

by wcw on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So

If Sabean had actually gone for that ridiculous Lincecum-for-Rios deal, would it have been the worst trade evah?

Aside from Lincecum’s awesomeitude, Rios is sporting a .699 OPS with 3 HR this year. And was never all that great to begin with.

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Some moron on the mernews forums

thought that was the worst move ever to NOT make. I knew it was terrible.

by bondslegend on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember having an involved discussion on sfgate about that deal…

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rios is a good player

..whom I’d be happy to have, For, you know, Walker and Chulk.

by wcw on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell I’d even throw in Roberts.

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he made that trade

I’d go look up his address along with that phone number.

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you figure they would have the same stats/numbers when they would be facing different opponents, living in different cities, getting acclimated to different climes etc

by wilriv21 on Jun 11, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really need me to explain why it’s dumb to trade probably the best young pitcher in the game for a guy with a sub-.800 career OPS who’s never hit more than 25 home runs and who’s already probably at or near his peak?

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luckily that trade was more rumor, I would think.

The better one to make would have been the Reds deal involving Jay Bruce and other players.

by Hobbes2d on Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Timmy's control a little off tonight?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

really amazing what he has done despsite that

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Food post

I just made some bagel bites.

when pizzas on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime

I will report on if they were good or not. I’m fully clothed.

by xanthan on Jun 11, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Haven't had bagel bites in years

sounds damn good though.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That takes me back to middle school. Yay being a latchkey kid!

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a vegetarian...

I ate a stir fry with lentils on the side

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 11, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about stir fry bagel bites?

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a veg

But, I do enjoy the cuisine. That sounds tasty.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 Cheese Bagel Bites ftw!

No meat!

by xanthan on Jun 11, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I would rather have the meat. Dairy and my body don’t agree. But damn, I love that stuff.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re eating vegetarian tonight, though we’re not – sweet potato and black bean hash. My wife made it, though I do most of our cooking.

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that sounds great. Recipe?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep meaning to start up a new recipe fanpost – if I have a chance tonight after eating and walking the dog, I’ll do so, above recipe included.

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have to do the same one of these days

The spring rolls with spicy peanut dipping sauce, all vegan actually, is just too good not to share.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

You guys are making me hungry.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart Timmy!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I mention how much I hate Willy Taveras

and Coors Field?

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a nice catch...

fug

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 11, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand

“Pansy . Where’s the blood?”

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is pathetic

after a 29 pitch first inning he is going to get thru 6 IP w/ less than 100 pitches.

by positiveuphemism on Jun 11, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR

San Francisco Giants

by wcw on Jun 11, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2008 SF Giants!

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on Jun 11, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's have a good AB, Beng

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

rrrrr

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So when does Bonds hit?

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

He still didn’t foul that ball.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on Jun 11, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis and Bowker

That’s our offense tonight. Three damn hits?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

does this mean that the game will be won by the Hebrew Hammer?

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I hope so

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddam Helton

settle down

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Helton

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on Jun 11, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The Rockies announcers suck anyway..

But they are 100x worse when George Frasier isn’t there.

by sprdelfin on Jun 11, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDIE!

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a wonderfully graceless slide by Lewis. Better results than Candy Maldonado, though

by jcb9 on Jun 11, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Class

Running Down the Wing
Hear United Sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on Jun 11, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

THAT is how you pitch

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

har har

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on Jun 11, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PC at 92…

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yaw

1 more IP left for timmy let’s get him a W

by positiveuphemism on Jun 11, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERA

2.01

Annoying

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimenez has an even ERA

it’s 5

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

But can it dance?

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Jun 11, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer-esque single

Don't think, it could only hurt the ballclub.

by ResDog on Jun 11, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

any due notices?

wilriv?

29-35.... But 20-6 when Timmy/Dirty pitch. 9-29 otherwise.
Adopted Giant: Daryl Maday - 0.93 WHIP for GreenJackets...bonafide fat white guy

by rhys on Jun 11, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitchout on Rowand?

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If he hits anything but a DP here

then I definitely am drinking more whiskey.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

I get to keep drinking even though he really tried.

"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.

by thecrippesking on Jun 11, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sidenote

Dustan Mohr is playing for Colorado’s AAA club.

http://minorgiants.wordpress.com/
Where the relative merits of Joe Paterson and Daniel Otero are hashed out over knife fights and tea.

by RougeGorrila on Jun 11, 2008 7:49 PM PDT reply actions