GAMER.
by i wish we were good on Jun 1, 2008 10:56 PM PDT
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........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? 75 words, eh? eh?........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? [/start subliminal messaging][Justin Smoak for Giants '08][/end subliminal messaging] 75 words, eh? eh?........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? 75 words, eh? eh?........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? 75 words, eh? eh?
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Speaking of gamers...
Fred Lewis leads the majors in triples.
formerly April3rdLifeBegins
by YaSquare on Jun 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, it’s not that hard to fill in 75 words. I’m sure the powers that be put that limit there to get people to put some thought into their fanposts.
/rant
I’m one wordy mofo when I write. I could write 7500 words on how Rowand looks like a flailing dolphin out of water on that faceplant slide. Though not all of us are gifted with language as a form of expression.
Though I do ask…isn’t the “haha look at the funny photo” and no commentary post for the Fanshots section?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions
+1
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, this is the perfect type of post for a FanShot, although I never check those so I would have missed it.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
Or, alternately, there’s the “fanshot” option.
All-Father Watch: 1.32 ERA, 5 saves, 0.95 WHIP, 26 Ks in 27 1/3 IP
Lewis also had a pretty bad one into third base this year.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
Yeah it was sort of a dive and then a flop.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Wreckfull Abandon
Save some for when we’re in contention, AR…
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
“You’re right, it IS big enough to fit his head in!”
All-Father Watch: 1.32 ERA, 5 saves, 0.95 WHIP, 26 Ks in 27 1/3 IP
In an effort to improve on last year’s rhinoplasty as well as enhance his gritty reputation, Aaron Rowand attempts to steal second base without using his feet.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 2, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"Iguchi, I'm going to fart on your head"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 2, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Behold, as I pitch the amazing upside-down tent!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 2, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he’s totally pitching a tent there.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 2, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Headfirst slide with wood?
Bad Idea.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 2, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Brings a whole new meaning to the word “headfirst.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
As I am limited to playing softball these days, this picture is in essence the reason I always slide feet first. That and I am afraid someone will jump up and land on my hands, head, or back (or all of the above). Ouch!
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 2, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron Rowand does not understand your word "ouch"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 2, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course he does
That’s what Chuck Norris says when Aaron Rowand punches him in the face.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
Nah Aaron Rowand doesn't punch
He drops elbow – haven’t you seen the commercial?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 3, 2008 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
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