GAMER.
by i wish we were good on Jun 1, 2008 10:56 PM PDT
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Aaron Rowand = Gamerish? Discuss.
........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? 75 words, eh? eh?........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? [/start subliminal messaging][Justin Smoak for Giants '08][/end subliminal messaging] 75 words, eh? eh?........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? 75 words, eh? eh?........75 words? 75 freaking words? 75 words stretching my intellectual capacity? 75 words, eh? eh?
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That picture is gamertastic!
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park
by Speedforthewin on Jun 1, 2008 11:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of gamers...
Fred Lewis leads the majors in triples.
formerly April3rdLifeBegins
by YaSquare on Jun 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least two of them would have been HRs in any other ML yard
by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s missing the caption “FAIL.”
Proud adoptive parent of Tim Alderson.
by Anticon23 on Jun 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C’mon, it’s not that hard to fill in 75 words. I’m sure the powers that be put that limit there to get people to put some thought into their fanposts.
/rant
by Natto on Jun 2, 2008 12:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m one wordy mofo when I write. I could write 7500 words on how Rowand looks like a flailing dolphin out of water on that faceplant slide. Though not all of us are gifted with language as a form of expression.
Though I do ask…isn’t the “haha look at the funny photo” and no commentary post for the Fanshots section?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.
by Andy from DC on Jun 2, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this is the perfect type of post for a FanShot, although I never check those so I would have missed it.
Neglectful father of David Quinowski
by marcello on Jun 2, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jinx.
All-Father Watch: 1.32 ERA, 5 saves, 0.95 WHIP, 26 Ks in 27 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 2, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, alternately, there’s the “fanshot” option.
All-Father Watch: 1.32 ERA, 5 saves, 0.95 WHIP, 26 Ks in 27 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 2, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kruk and Kuip had a name for this type of slide, Ellison used to slide like this, but with less face grindage, some type of sea animal or something?
I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken
by joeytothelimit on Jun 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god I loled.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on Jun 2, 2008 2:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s still not as bad as Klesko’s slide into 3rd base last year.
by xanthan on Jun 2, 2008 5:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis also had a pretty bad one into third base this year.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on Jun 2, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it was sort of a dive and then a flop.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 2, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wreckfull Abandon
Save some for when we’re in contention, AR…
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on Jun 2, 2008 5:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the guy who the younger players are supposed to learn from?? “Do as I say and not as I do!!”
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
by rxmeister on Jun 2, 2008 5:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“You’re right, it IS big enough to fit his head in!”
All-Father Watch: 1.32 ERA, 5 saves, 0.95 WHIP, 26 Ks in 27 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on Jun 2, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In an effort to improve on last year’s rhinoplasty as well as enhance his gritty reputation, Aaron Rowand attempts to steal second base without using his feet.
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 2, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Iguchi, I'm going to fart on your head"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 2, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Behold, as I pitch the amazing upside-down tent!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 2, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he’s totally pitching a tent there.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 2, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Headfirst slide with wood?
Bad Idea.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 2, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brings a whole new meaning to the word “headfirst.”
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on Jun 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Upon seeing Iguchi drop his bag of cocaine, Rowand alertly demonstrates his Amy Winehouse impersonation”
by boonitez on Jun 3, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I am limited to playing softball these days, this picture is in essence the reason I always slide feet first. That and I am afraid someone will jump up and land on my hands, head, or back (or all of the above). Ouch!
by WilliamVanLandingham on Jun 2, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Rowand does not understand your word "ouch"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 2, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course he does
That’s what Chuck Norris says when Aaron Rowand punches him in the face.
Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.
by delorean on Jun 2, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah Aaron Rowand doesn't punch
He drops elbow – haven’t you seen the commercial?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on Jun 3, 2008 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Shortly afterward Rowand learned that when you hit HRs you do not need to slide"
by wilriv21 on Jun 2, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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