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Open Gameday Thread, 5/6

San Francisco Giants at Pittsburgh Pirates, May 6, 2008 4:05 PM PDT




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Grandma?

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on May 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

She's no Bea Arthur

But I can lower my standards for a few good hours.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis can hit LHP

So why is he not in the lineup? With a day off yesterday it can’t be because he needed rest.

Lineup

by Cainer on May 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Quit complainin’ – 4 of the 8 starters are hitting above 250.

by allfrank on May 6, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's an easier way to do this

Velez, 2B .232
Burriss, SS .241
Winn, RF .257
Molina, C .296
Rowand, CF .337
Aurilia, 1B .260
Castillo, 3B .239
Ortmeier, LF .229
Sanchez, P .077

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on May 6, 2008 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

1 guy over .300

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

.300?

1) That’s a relatively meaningless metric

2) Molina is at frigging .296

3) This team currently has 3 real hitters- Lewis, Rowand, and Molina. To keep any of them out of the lineup for ancient matchup crap reasons is stupid, especially since, according to B-R, this season Lewis hits .297/.381/.378 against LHP vs .308/.389/.470 against RHP. The only real drop is in SLG. Even accounting for that, against LHP, he’s still one of our top 3 hitters.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on May 6, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career numbers

Sorry, those are not this year’s numbers, those are career.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on May 6, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

my gramma is a lightweight.

by WTF on May 6, 2008 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

so it runs in the family?

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on May 6, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My grandma

Can out-drink anybody I know.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take that challenge

My grandma downed 15 shots of tequila on her 60th wedding anniversary last year.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 6, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your granny is hardcore. Mine doesn’t drink so much anymore, but she did get wasted one NYE while I was stone sober about three years ago. That was pretty hilarious.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you don't like AD...

...but she’s no Lucille Bluth.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

late movement

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% Perfect Poster

Can I get 1000 prints to plaster around SF

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy holding the beer sort of looks like Aaron Rowand. And I think my grandmother has that peach suit…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was my thought too.

About Rowand, that is, not your grandmother.

All-Father Watch: 1.56 ERA, 1.04 WHIP, 16 Ks in 17 1/3 IP

by EliminateMe on May 6, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy has the same beard as howtheyscored.

by SF Pete on May 6, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily my hair and face are both way nicer.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand how Grant manages to consistently make such hilarious motivational posters. You’d think they’d have gotten old by now… but they haven’t.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the legitimate content was nice while it lasted. (sighs)

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on May 6, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. That photo has a lot of polyester in it. It actually looks like a family reunion I attended in Klamath Falls, but they have more booze.

by out machine on May 6, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

McLouth – .323
Doumit – .345
Nady – .347

The Pirates can actually hit. This could be a bad omen.

13-16...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

On The Other Hand...

Lowest ERA for a starter is 4.58.

This is a good omen.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The frogurt is also cursed.

That’s bad.

"Candlestick made me a man." - Will Clark

by MeSoKrabby on May 6, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice Simpsons Reference

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

the anti Giants

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost… both defenses are terrible

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/teams/

FIRE BRIAN SABEAN

by zenbitz on May 6, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me?

we have the 5th best bullpen in the NL? Someone factor in Zito, please

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Didn't Hear?

He’s back to starting again. On Wednesday. There goes the sweep.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks

actually, no thanks

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha.....HAHAHAHAHA!

Zito’s biggest problem has been his pitch location, an issue that all parties believed he adequately addressed while throwing two bullpen sessions since his last start.

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what the site says

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-huh

That’s how you can tell if a guy’s problems are solved – bullpen sessions.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Say Hey Kid

The greatest ballplayer to ever live is 77 yrs old today. Happy birthday Willie Mays. Jonathan Sanchez give the man a birthday present we all would like to have.

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

We got Mays, margs, and math at my place. Come on over.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a pretty long flight

but thanks anyways.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately I have to cram for my math final that is tomorrow evening, otherwise we’d just have Mays and margs.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Math final?

Oh, the lengths some people will go to miss a Barry Zito start.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on May 6, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Math, as painful, asinine, and stupid as it is, doubly so for tests, beats watching Zito shit the bed any day, friend.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had my fix of margs yesterday

Happy Belated Cinco de Drinko

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

77 Years Young

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 6, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

F’ing love Willie playing stick ball with the kiddos.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the day

That must have been such a great day for those kids to have a superstar play some stickball out in the streets of NYC.

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to party...

with this group. It does look like it could be fun.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 6, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Slightly OT:

LOL A-Rod.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on May 6, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d make fun of the guy but TBH the whole birth process makes me make this face :o

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vain asshole

his daughter was a girl, and he made her middle name “Alexander”.

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Lex Luthor do something like that?

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 6, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

muhaha

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 6, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does that make him vain?

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s one thing to name your kid after yourself. It’s a bit different to give a girl a boy’s name. And it’s not like there isn’t a girl equivalent (see “alexandra”)

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV Special

Use your MasterCard card to purchase a monthly subscription to MLB.TV or MLB.TV Premium and receive a second month FREE.

Great deal – for two months you can watch MLB games for as low $14.95!

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

where/what was the first?

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cool if your if u r just trying to give us helpful info

but otherwise it gets a little annoying.

that’s all.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It still is there

Just presentlng opportunities I believe people might have an interest in

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted this upthread

But I want to emphasize…

Lewis hits .297/.381/.378 against LHP vs .308/.389/.470 against RHP. Why is he out of the lineup again?

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on May 6, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Flem

Not sounding too much better than on Sunday. Possibly worse.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on May 6, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d say more “husky”.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on May 6, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commemorative patches

“To help commemorate the 250th anniversary of the naming of Pittsburgh, the Pittsburgh Pirates announced today that the club will wear a Pittsburgh 250 patch on their home jerseys throughout the 2008 season.”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

With how he’s been hitting, why would you want Freddie out of the lineup? Twice in a row?

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT THEHAVENOT

haven’t you learned yet that LEFTIES CANNOT HIT LEFTIES?

geez.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

.381 career OBP vs LHP

only .008 lower than his career line against RHP. Undoubtedly the best OBP on the team, against either armed pitchers. So, yeah.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on May 6, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could understand if it was like “we don’t want to play him against tough lefties”. but like… Cole Hamels is a tough lefty. Zach Duke: not a tough lefty.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the same team

That had Ortmeier pinch hit for him in a crucial situation while Freddie was on the hot streak of his life.

In order to stay a fan of the team, I have convinced myself that was entirely Wotus’s call, sorry Ron.

¿Julio is tourist in San Francisco? Harper's Bizarre!

by hairball on May 6, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I am a fan of the team but yet still understand that Bochy = horrible manager…

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did Velez not beat that out?

Grant led me to believe he was fast.

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that was awful close

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Over Under: 1

Number of balls hit out of the infield by Velez and Burriss combined

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

velez 2
burriss 0

YitDitDee

by Tchli on May 6, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 close ones in a row

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching on tv, all the camera shots look crisp and fine, except for the camera looking in from center field, which looks very lazy and kind of brown. Wonder why that is.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

very hazy, that is

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I noticed that too

weird….

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like glare from the setting sun

Although it reminds me of what the air looked like during “smog days” when I was a kid.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez

Sanchez is pitching with an extra day of rest – will he be sharp or will he struggle with the strike zone? Show some consistency El Guapo.

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

hum.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, look, the Pirates have a crappy mid-90s relief pitcher playing third base. Next: Chris Hook at shortstop and Doug Creek in right field.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

go back to being really dominant plz Jonathan

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez, 9 pitches

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw, c'mon Sanchez.

Zito didn’t sneak back into the rotation early, did he?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what I hate most about Zito? I’m going to the game on Sunday, and it was going to be Lincecum’s turn to start. Instead, with Zito in the bullpen, it’s goddamned Patrick Misch. I’m sure he did it all to annoy me.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday game will be a Sanchez start

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? ESPN.com has it down as Misch.

Sanchez started the last game I went to, but I wouldn’t mind seeing him again. Still rather see Lincecum, though. I haven’t been to the ballpark for one of his starts yet.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuesday Sanchez
Wednesday Zito
Thursday Cain
Friday Misch
Saturday Lincecum
Sunday Sanchez

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I missed that Zito was back in the rotation, apparently.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

probable pitchers

crap, crap I got the timmy tickets when he was listed for Friday. I went to the first and was planning on making it a recurring event. Damn.

by timmeh on May 6, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a traffic tie-up?

Or is the Pirate faithful just late to the yard? 70 degrees too warm?

Plenty of good seats still available.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You expect a full ballpark for a team who hasn’t had a winning season since 1992 playing a team with no players anyone in Pittsburgh has heard of?

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure by now

they’ve heard of Zitooooooooooooooooooo.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No players in the lineup, I meant.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doumit's Picture

is downright freaky. He looks demonic.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s some guy who the radio keeps picking up yelling “LET’S GO BUCS”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DP!

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

who cares if Freddy is there? I’m STILL not watching

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I watch Sanchez pitch, and see the velocity and stuff he has, and that he’s a lefty, I wonder how the hell he got drafted in the 27th round. He’s still inconsistent, but I can’t remember any Giants with that much potential taken that late in the draft.

I mean, Marvin Benard was taken in like the 62nd round, but he had neither talent nor potential, so.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Benard was awesome!

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fightin’ Hydrant!

All-Father Watch: 1.56 ERA, 1.04 WHIP, 16 Ks in 17 1/3 IP

by EliminateMe on May 6, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I remember reading that he threw 85-88 in college, but Tidrow (or someone) saw some sort of possible fix that was worth a late-round flier.

by Grant Brisbee on May 6, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

often tossed around 84mph

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Behold...Ryan Doumit

he looked more demonic in the other picture….

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

that didn't work

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

epic fail

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

late movement

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller just called him “Zuke”.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like your link had two http://s in it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, I can’t believe I just failed to reply to the correct comment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Rowand!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how long it’ll take Aurilia to get three more hits. And how many more starts his three hits on Sunday will buy him.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf walk for Castillo??

Go Dan!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He responds with a quick 0-2

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then an ugly swinging strike 3

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Lewis is left-handed, though.

by Grant Brisbee on May 6, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was hitler.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

*picked off*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much did bochy pay you to say that?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon just described that as an EXPLODING fastball.

I’m going to imagine that the way I choose to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So THAT’S why he wears the mask

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the “K” man tonite? May I request a Jane Seymour or Roselyn Sanchez?

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

roselyn sanchez

her with the banana in boat trip was too hot

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

she is Caribbean Hot Hot Hot

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Sanchez’s stuff is working a bit better this inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Bautista has lost some weight since he pitched for the Giants.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont get it, 89 mph and hitters cant catch up.. is it that much harder to hit a lefty? or is he that sneaky

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

maybe his changeup is slow, like…crap, I forget his name.

McCovey Chronicles: Slightly more cynical than An Inconvenient Truth

by willsetrakian on May 6, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filipino Heritage Night

Me and the Misses might just have to go to that…

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How will Velez fail this time

The anticipation is killing me

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Caught stealing, aparently.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pickoff?

Well, at least he took the walk, which is nice.

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he delivers!

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn I’m good.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk!

Now for the steal . . .

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the explanation by Miller

on the reason why Zito is back in the rotation:

“Well the Giants wanted to give the young guys an extra day of rest”

by SFGAmsterdam on May 6, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

My replying function is having some issues at the moment. I keep clicking on “reply” and the window pops up with one of my previous comments in it. And then it won’t post when I try to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, Velez has some issues as a baseball player.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't just have issues...

he has a subscription :-)

My adopted son Matt Downs. Bill Mueller without the two-flap helmet .

by nvsfg on May 6, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

everybody knew that was coming, right?

If only there were a, say, system, of teams where young players could experiment and be instructed in things like basestealing.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

manny is fast

lets see if he can steal

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez needs to be sent down to learn how to not get picked off. Sheesh. Maybe they should enact softball rules for him. A foot must stay on the base until the ball crosses the plate.

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on May 6, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he is extremely raw. Fundamentals need to be addressed. Hopefully in minors before they promote these kids.

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

who can manage all that? Or how can you predict where the next Giant will come from? Augusta? Salem? Brain is shaking the 8 ball.

by natteringnabob on May 6, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you give up a hit to gomez?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Jon was talking about how much F. Sanchez has been strug-a-ling this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a pop-up. WTF?

by Grant Brisbee on May 6, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Doumit!

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Pittsburgh Pirates: half again as many runs scored as the Giants this year. Ugh.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wait

so lefties can hit off lefties?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

or can only pirate lefties do that

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy's head just exploded

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

There was a glitch in the Matrix.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i figured

it was something like that

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously, Nate McClouth was actually hitting right handed. There is no other explanation.

by jcb9 on May 6, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should be playing Freddy to try to exploit that cheap home run section in right.

by out machine on May 6, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Rowand hit HRs?

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunno

But his head seams freakishly small.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has more than Barry Bonds does.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sangria at the poolside melanoma ward

and I came back to a score of 3 – 0

Can we at least swap Sanchez…es?

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Here’s to hoping you were only there for the Sangria. Honestly.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm clean , Gene.

But we could use a…some…new blood at second.
I wasn’t gonna say that , really.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's right

I’d forgotten about your sobriety. In which case, at the very least, glad you’re not drinking.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not drinking

Because I ran out!

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prophet.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 6, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia fakes the bunt!

Who would have thunk it?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not surprised

Until recently he was also faking hitting, so it makes sense he’d fake other things too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's the worst hit forger I've ever seener

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish someone was keeping track of how many times he fakes bunt this year. We could find out his FBA.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is irritating me, maybe I should go to bed.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

at 5 o’clock in the afternoon? great excuse to drink yourself into a stupor

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s 1 in the morning, you crazy person.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying hard

Not to go play Twilight Princess. If things get out of hand, it’s be City in the Sky City for me, though.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot

Speaking of out of hand…

I’ll give it another couple innings, probably.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll give it another couple of batters in my case.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar could be back this weekend

he’s rehabbing in Fresberg and San Jose

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m hoping to see him in SJ on Thursday.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the local team’s playing SJ on friday, but it’s an away game

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw crap

this sucks

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Zork.

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lefty vs lefty...

hopefully bochy is taking notes

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO was due for a HR?

Sharpen that up , Pops.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

well, nutsack.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the goddamn pirates.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought they were supposed to suck. oh, wait. they do. damn.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, on the plus side

Neither HR’s were on bad pitches from Jonathan.

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just the perfect matchup for the Giants to get owned.

The offense can’t hit anyone, not even bad pitchers.
Pirates actually have a decent offense. =
Ugly

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The Matrix IT guys are really sucking tonight.

TWO major bugs in a fifteen minute span? What’s up with that, guys?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Belated payback

for stealing God away from them in ‘93.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Zach Duke is a slop slinger. Perfect guy to shut down the G men. This is the kind of game I expected a lot more.

by out machine on May 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It bothers me that first and third base are by default brighter than second base on the CSN basepath graphic.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s probably a pill for that

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It bothers me that the graphic has a Dodger blue line through the middle of it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That goes without saying, though.

Though it’s still worth saying.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Time?

Ort
El Guapo
Little V

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HITS!!

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t pitch can’t hit

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

that sucked

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Velez is NOT hitting well.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I spent the weekend (Unemplyd...it's ALL a weekend) away

and read in the archives about Velez’ lackadaisical fielding at game’s end…fact/fiction?
He’s really starting to sound like our own personal MLB headcase.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fact

It was a visibly poor play.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez and Burriss

Six ABs and 0 balls hit out of the infield

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

nah, I already got you

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

8 pitch walk

dammit

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

too bad there’s no Zito available in the pen for long relief

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

O rly?

I misspoke too soon

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s starting tomorrow!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy actually said it was all your fault. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Righetti

:It’s still within reach , but if you serve any more up we’ll Zito you.”

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

haha, I thought Jon was sneezing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty is done.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm, that was old Jonathan.

Good bye old Jonathan. Don’t come back.

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

I just traded for old JoSan too.

Fark me.

MURS for President!!!!!!!

by jtoj on May 6, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

GOODNIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT ERA IS SPARKLING

11.85!!!

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I got home to see 5-0 Pirates and Jonathan leaving the game. Sad. Poor pretty Jonathan Sanchez.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

muy

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 6, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

henny hasn't pitched since april 26?

lol bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 6, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

love the way boch has handled this game: no freddie; i have no problem with ortie playing, but why not play ortie at 1st, and aurilia/castillo at 3b/2b and fred in left and velez playing in fresno? why not pinch-hit sanchez in the 5th instead of playing for 1 down 5? especially with the top of the order coming up in the bottom of the 5th and dirty having nothing tonight?

by mark30perq3 on May 6, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Doumit Hennessey!

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

See?

We shoulda taken the balk.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Henny?

hes the zito of the pen.. what happened? he was solid lsat year

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, but while he was solid at the lsat

he wasn’t that good at baseball. But he can get into just about any college he wants!

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hennessey is hanging on a shoestring

With Hinshaw, Sadler, Romo, Matos and Pichardo doing well in minors Henny may not be here long

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Mound Conversation

Molina: “What the hell, man, I called for a fastball!”
Hennessey: “Yeah, I know. But you always call for the fastball.”
Molina: “So? You could at least shake it off before lobbing a curve.”
Hennessey: “I could, yeah, but you wouldn’t learn your lesson if I did.”
Molina: “That’s fair enough. But listen, this next guy CAN’T hit the fastball. We’re giving him 5 straight.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Hennessey

almost 3 hits/inning. Move him right along.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

12.51

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

our team yeah

look at the angels’ chris bootcheck, he had a game where he pitched .2 innings and gave up 7

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that 2001 draft is working out great for us right now.

by mark30perq3 on May 6, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

talking about MLB draft – was thinking maybe Crow?

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was making fun of the lowry-hennessey-foppert shit storm. could be time to draft a bat.

by mark30perq3 on May 6, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping Foppert makes it all the way back

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one pathetic game

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW Lewis

is #25 in all of baseball in RC/27.. hed be the best hitter on 13 teams, so he prolly should stay on the bench

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That camera angle made it look like BZ was getting a BJ.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Oooh

here comes the muscle!

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win this game, I will streak down my entire street

there’s the Giants motivation.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

If we win this game

WilRiv will streak up Lombard.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a grand piano strapped on his back

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question:

What happens if Zito lays an egg tomorrow?

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

well if i saw him in the street

id prolly kill him, assuming i was still playing GTA

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Henny may actually get DFA’d to bring up bullpen help.

by out machine on May 6, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just threw up in my mouth a little

we dont see these Gamer ads down here in san diego much, obviously. good grief. i know this is old news. but good grief. that is all.

by mlb22 on May 6, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

When this team is bad, it is spectacularly, unwatchably bad. I hate that Zach Duke is shutting them out.

by out machine on May 6, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

#10 is our Lucky Number

Bumgarner 6.0IP 3H 0R 1BB 10K 3.21ERA

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez’s fault?

Looke dlike he called off Aurilia.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah

Or Krukow’s explanation.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Aurilia was waiting for Velez to call him off because it should have been Velez’s play, and Velez just didn’t do it.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

While it’s weak on Velez’s part for not realizing that he needed to make that play, it was also weak on Aurilia’s part for giving up on the ball without being called off.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Velez was distracted by a live chicken running around on the field and he went to chase it

by mlb22 on May 6, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh , Christ.

Is it June already?

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember Nate Thurmond.

Cazzie Russell , too.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

McClouth has been impressive today

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not just today

All year.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

when did he get good

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got plenty of room to cool down, but yeah. He’s looking pretty good this year.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have

the 1-800 number where I can call to vote on “Worst Giants Game of 2008?” Because I’d like to vote for “May 6.”

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on May 6, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Service with a smile!

And the beating goes on…because Hen has to preserve the pen.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

because The Albatross pitches tomorrow

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dual purpose

He also has to show without a shadow of doubt, that he is, in fact, toast.

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he and zito are the reason

why we have such a bad expected record

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the Pirates are undefeated, right?

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 6, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does this team of all teams own us lately? Jon Miller said the Pirates are 10-2 in their last 12 against Los Gigantes.

Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.

by Kitspool on May 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

for awhile

it was sean casey, i donno why now though

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chances of Giants winning?

over/under .000000000001?

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T TELL YOU WITHOUT A WPA GRAPH!!!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hennessey should be in Fresno

He simply cannot get Major League hitters out

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Salem-Keizer would be fine with me

Just get him out of my sight.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie passes Bobby Bonds

That’s bittersweet.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit as a Giant.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

plural, rather

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

i always forget richie was good for a while

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And inexplicably, Aurilia keeps on hitting

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

RUN WE HAZ IT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

we no need no stinking Lewis

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

O NOES VELEZ

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

there we got not freddie!

maybe just let castillo sit tomorrow and have aurillia/ort/freddie in the lineup

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon

running down Philly cheesesteaks

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAN I HAZ GINATS COMBAK?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

if you dont come in from the ledge I’m calling your mother

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's already been called.

Middle relief tomorrow.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mass Substitution

sounds like waving the white flag

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody plays!

Snowcones afterward for all!

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you squint, the nine looks like a zero

Which means we’re winning in squintyland!

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

0 IN 10

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAD HENNSEY ON UR MOUNDZ
THROWNG UR BP

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

O HAI I UPGRADED UR LITTLE LEEG TEAM

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened to Henney?

He was a good pitcher last year.

I think maybe he’s on drugs.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think manny

woulda made that play if castillo let it go

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ive heard of saving the pen

but at some point you have to pull henny so he wont kill himself tonight.. this is embarassing

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hennessey

garbage

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on May 6, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC GAME I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’M SORRY I WASTED MY 2.5 HOURS ON THIS SHITPILE. THIS BETTER GET RESOLVED TOMORROW OR….OR…OR….

I’M GOING TO BED.

14-18...could have been worse.

by rhys on May 6, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn't that read

”...resolved by tomorrow”?

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hennessey's WHIP is up to...?

give y’all reason for being.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Leave Henney in!!!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WARRIOR SPIRIT VAN DAMME HAZ WARRIOR SPIRIT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's my theory

He’s just setting the bar real low so that Zito looks good in comparison tomorrow.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Your pick to replace Henny on the roster?

a) Alexander Hinshaw
b) Billy Sadler *
c) Sergio Romo
d) Osiris Matos *
e) Kelvin Pichardo *
f) Erick Threets *

  • on 40-man roster

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

im goin with sadler

the others need to stay in their respective closers role for a while

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Threets still on the DL?

I think I’d go with Sadler or Pichardo

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howdy Doody

Because all I see here is Doody.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

half turn to TNT

Who’s playing?

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it.

LeBron outentertains the Giants , the Celtics , the MVP…toodles!

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be playing Wii, but I’m feeling really lazy.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

merkin made it look easy

either that or henny made it look hard

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm back, guys!!

So how are we doing?

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 6, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

O HAI

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really well

with respect to future draft pix

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

great

if we are the pirates

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s never been a better time for a LOLcat assault.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we're doing fine

The Giants, on the other hand…

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like manny

he looks like a ballplayer

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Say Hey! Happy Birthday Willie Mays!!

“I never said ‘Fuck the fans’ , and even if I did that was 40 years ago.”

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lefty v lefty

take notes bochy.. its possible to hit

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker reaches base!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Manny Burress!

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't give up on Bowker yet.

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker!!

Highlight of the day for me.

Unless Hennessey gets sent down after the game.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

you gotta figure

henny has an 80% chance of getting sent down right?

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRAD HANNSEY IS WATCHING U MASTERBATE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy will be confused by that Bowker hit

it was off a lefty. I wonder if the “Book” covers such a situation.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ive been talkin a lot of shit

about freddie being able to hit lefties.. i sure hope he gets a hit here

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL UR LEFTY LEFTY MATCHUPS R BELONG TO US

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

please tell me you are a wingman in a bar far away from computer

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

just bored and really tired

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out?

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I MADED U A BASES LODED
BUT RON COPA EATED IT

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

All out, on occasion

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

CALL IT A COMBAKK

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this Orilya kid?

He’s pretty good?

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

YARLYA!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aurilia up to .284

Bizarro world

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HOEM RUNZ CASTILLO HITS HOEM RUNZ

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

what sucks about this inning

is now aurillia and castillo will be in the line up tomorrow

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Jose Castillo...

He hits somewhat meaningless home runs for the San Francisco Giants

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck blue!

that shoulda been five runs

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If only we had Mike Laga...

[obscure ‘89 Giants humor]

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, this lolcat thing is exhausting.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOCAT IS HAZ ECKZOSTING?

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea if I did that right...

Only 940 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 6, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MYTE BE RONG BUT IS FEEL SO RITE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

WUT NO WILSON?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 6, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ryan Doumit's GameDay picture frightens me

Eyes make him look like Satanic Zombie Spawn

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Chulk SMASH!!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not a good day for my fantasy team.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 6, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

same

ive been relying on freddie, which i didnt count on.. this might be a long week

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Sanchez and Freddie. No Pirates.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 6, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FRESDY SHULD BE OPLAYING!!

GIATNS ARE 27-2 WIN HE STARTS, 4-58 WIN GHE SITX!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should work on squeeze plays, starting right now

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

over under on manny

getting 1 sac fly in his career, not sure he can hit it that far

by Azmanz on May 6, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER!

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 6, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker is sort of streaky, isn't he?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

play him while he is hot sit when cold

by wilriv21 on May 6, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

how’s he supposed to get hot sitting?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 6, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is a concept that Botchy cannot grasp.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 6, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our broadcasters are SO GOOD

that they can make me laugh after an ugly loss like that. wow.

Billy Hayes: Nine more big-league plate appearances than you.

by delorean on May 6, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile

Rajai Davis is doing pretty well for the A’s.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 6, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

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