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So, I come back from vacation, turn on the TV, and the Padres hit into a triple play. There has to be a spot for a guy like me in the front office.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOINK!

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Admit it, Grant

You’re still on vacation.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will repete

In this close game (and maybe more), I just put my wine in a commuter coffee cup as to not spill on the jersey. Good Idea, or the Greatest Idea?

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gamer idea

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 9:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do have a beard that screams veteran savvy.

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm no Casey Blake

But I once hit a bloop double and moved from RF to 2b in one game. Just saying.

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh

good enough

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 9:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lose the laundry.

Spill the wine with reckless abandon.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2008 9:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, I’m drinking a manhattan out of a tumbler, so we’re all getting a little goofy here.

by Grant on May 30, 2008 9:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You better be using Rye whiskey.

For some reason its way better than bourbon w/manhattans.

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maker's Mark was on sale with Peter Magowan's Secret Friend Card

I had no choice.

I tried Wild Turkey Rye once, but I didn’t notice a huge difference.

by Grant on May 30, 2008 9:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Try Crown, or VO Special.

OM NOM NOM

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remy Red for moi

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 9:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Canadian Whisky is for metric-soused commies!

My whiskey needs an ‘e’. I call them Ray Durham Manhattans.

by Grant on May 30, 2008 9:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Depends – white or red?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Better Red than Dead.

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Half Gallon size?

Groundhog Day Commemorative Cup?

by Moggeee on May 30, 2008 9:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

17 Oz.

But the jug it comes from is HUGE

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

701 comments on the last Gameday Thread. My bad. Safari really does run this site well.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quad core 2.5ghz cpu, 4gigs ram

and the site still runs like crap for me after about 300 comments. Maybe it’s firefox’s fault

by fwoty oz on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It goes downhill for me around 500 in Opera.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I missed the triple play?

Crap – I go to tuck the kids in and I miss a freakin’ triple play?

Durn kids.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go read them a story

Like War & Peace

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 9:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was the best of times
It was the blurst of times

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 9:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GIDP.

Off I go.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know what you gotta do next time

by wilriv21 on May 30, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Augh

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So much for momentum.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamer shot into the LF bleachers, please

by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why’d he swing at that?

He must have been distracted by his lack of a chin.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just stopped in to say...

WOW!!!! A FUCKING TRIPLE PLAY!!!!!!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bengie Molina: quadruple play candidate.

by jcb9 on May 30, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey

Tulowitzki did it last year.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In the words of Rod Beck – you never see anybody on the DL for pulled fat.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On Until There's a Cure Night

Immortal words from the man.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mo-lina?
Mo-ises Alou?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 9:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First triple play in San Francisco in 28 friggin’ years.

by jcb9 on May 30, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Championship next pls

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pure fucking awesome

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I friggin’ missed it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah.

In five years, you’ll be one of us. One of the 133,567 in attendance at ATT to see it with their own eyes.

by Moggeee on May 30, 2008 9:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like how the boxscore now reads:

GITP: Kouzmanoff

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OM NOM NOM

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eight pitches

six outs

Yabu!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another nice inning by Yabu

よくできはした。

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God the Giants suck. . .

They certainly never hit walk offs. . . .This team is worthless. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on May 30, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn

this yabu character: pretty good. Why has it been so long since he’s pitched?

by bondslegend on May 30, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That scary seal is singing on the big screen

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They won’t let him give up another game winning homer.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I haz a wakk off?

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pleez to haz wakk of.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I kid because I care

I like Ray and am saddened by his rapid demise. (and hope that his recent resurgence is real) But that doesn’t mean I can’t have fun.

Only 918 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 30, 2008 10:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon - let's end this!

I wanna play COD4 now.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want to watch a Giant victory

Even if it takes all leap year to do it.

by Moggeee on May 30, 2008 9:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bah!

Okay, I would too. But I’d rather it be sooner than later.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Castillo and Durham each did a great job on the TP. Castillo was quick in stepping over to third base, and getting rid of the ball in a hurry. Durham made a very quick turn.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just noticed on teh officialz

Noah was moved to the 60 -day.

Does that mean his season is done, or worse/better?

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn. Cougers love me for some reason.

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do all the Pads pitchers have goatees?

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goatees are so last year

We rock the chin Merkins

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a holdover rule from the Bochy Era

Maddux either ignores the rule or he still hasn’t hit puberty yet. I’m not sure which.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t think he can grow anymore hair.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yabu Haiku

He throws in. Grounder.
Castillo-Durham-Bowker.
Triple play! Yabu.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I suggest:

Triple play! Wahoo!

It has more garlic on it

by Moggeee on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was thinking:

Triple play! One pitch.

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Either one

makes you Hands-Down Poet Laureate of this blog

by Moggeee on May 30, 2008 10:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That hurts inside.

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a fluke

we’ve seen that shit before

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh don't get me wrong. It doesn't hurt because I miss him...

Just because I wish he’d never have success again. I CAN HAZ SPITE?

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Accardo will do us a favor

and punch him in the money purse

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta swing the bat, Bowk.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cough My son woulda swung cough

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have great timing

I left to run a quick errand right after Hinshaw let the first two guys on. I sit in the car, switch to KNBR and triply play. Way to go, me!

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not anymore

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K

Who didn’t see that one coming?

by rightcenterfielder on May 30, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe Harold Reynolds.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about Harold Ramis?

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Egon?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spengler

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2008 10:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To Bobby Brown:

It’s not a toy for your little brother

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wilson coming in

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or not…

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What, are you kidding???

The man just threw EIGHT PITCHES!!!!ELEVEN

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, how many times is Kruk literally gonna say

“And Yabu’s a guy you can abuse a little bit”

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Until we get another Japanese pitcher to abuse

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I say leave Yabu in.

The Padres like extra-long, extra inning games. Let Yabu hit for himself.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

16 pitches...

That’s like one AB for Cain.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 innings 16 pitches lol

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on May 30, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

screw that

i want to two singles and then a double

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 10:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i gotta quit leaving key words out of my sentences

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 30, 2008 10:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLOL 1 pitch inning

Best inning EVAR

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in reference to the kruk comment.

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok...that mlb.tv commercial just pissed me off

the 500 HR ones are fine…but to ignore Bonds on the 600 one. That’s ridiculous.

by positiveuphemism on May 30, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh well

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's wrong with Ortmeier?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Broken finger, I think.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My son got a busted finger :(

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

broken middle finger

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

broken finger

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I WILL CRUSH YOU

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by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I c wat you did there

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 4 11 24 27 30 36 44

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 10:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And 42 but that's everywhere

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 10:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

25

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Soon

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 10:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IC what U did thar...

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Freddie would look stylin' hitting a walkoff

Only 918 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoah, this padres pitcher, adams? looks like A very White Randy Winn, just sayin

I wanted to adopt, but all the good looking babies were taken

by joeytothelimit on May 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Omar's up

No walk off yet.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do we hate Nate Schierholtz

I’m psyched to see Horwitz get a shot in the bigs but what has Nate done to remain banished at Triple A???

by slcgiant on May 30, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Schierholtz came up, he’d just be riding the pine.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Listen to Natto.

He is wise and prescient. Even if he has an unnatural affinity for Ray Durham.

Only 918 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 30, 2008 10:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I suppose

Screw the regular playing time. I’d be pissed if I was Nate.

by slcgiant on May 30, 2008 10:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Infrequent ABs

Better he play regularly in AAA.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 30, 2008 10:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Help me understand...

Was that great pitching or bad hitting just now?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, you're no fun anymore.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon, Tasch

1-2-3

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bring in Yabu!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throw strikes, please.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why take out Yabu? He had thrown only 16 pitches.

by neurofarm on May 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously, they should've left Yabu in.

It’s not like Horwitz was going to get a hit anyway.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well this is no good AT ALL!!

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on May 30, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I haz dubble play?

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JACK

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap

All we need now is another triple play

by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well here’s Kouzmanoff again.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not gonna get trade interest if he keeps this up.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dang it.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

need a miracle GITP

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by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now, I’m not saying this is Grant’s fault… but it’s Grant’s fault.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Triple Play Machine Kouzmanoff is up!!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 30, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quick , Nat!

Ask for a dubble play!

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

trivia question

Has there ever been two triple plays in one game? (I’m guessing no, but I don’t know for sure)

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If the Giants get another one, they should just give them the win by default.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

July 17th, 1990

Twins turned two against the Red Sox. Only time 2 TP in one game.

Keiichi Yabu: Best 39-year old Japanese pitcher on your San Francisco Giants.

by BaysideBaller on May 30, 2008 10:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m surprised it happened even once.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll take that

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two at-bats. Five outs. Zoinks.

by Grant on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pedro feliz c's wut you did thar.

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If four outs in an inning were possible, Kouz could have the hit-into-out cycle.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder how many hours and how many millions of dollars it took for Mazda to come up with “zoom zoom” as a tagline.

by jcb9 on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

zzzzzzzz

yeah, well, the whole world stinks, francine -- so get used to it!

by satyricrash on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dont throw him another fastball please

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double plays have lost all meaning to me.

by neurofarm on May 30, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hells yeah baby!!!!!

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a mere double play

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 30, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH SHIT I LOVE HIM

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kilson

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 30, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was a real save.

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by Natto on May 30, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AMERICA

FUCK YEAH

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was some MFing save there.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STARBUCKS FUCK YEAH! DRUGS FUCKYEAH!

Tentatively adopting Dan Ortmeier. And Boom Goes the Dynamite.

by Andy from DC on May 30, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rofl

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 30, 2008 10:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I logged on just to say this

EAT THAT BRIAN WILSON HATERS

lol

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 30, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

F the haters man

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 30, 2008 10:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please score a run now, Giants. I don’t think I can take anymore.

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