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Open Gameday Thread II: Open Gameday Harder

We need more Fred Lewii.

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Sorry

I hate it too. I’ll never do it again, promise

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

One guy convinved

304 more to go!

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

He was First! to be convinced.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Truth be told

I’ve never been fast enough to be first. I just wanted to see what it felt like!!

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Just like lining up to go out for recess in the second grade.

I was never first because Thomas DeCoud was just too fast.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I can convince the rest

As long as you don’t mind a little collatera damage.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I never do

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Cool

I’ll need missiles, though.

You know a guy?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

No I don't

*winks *

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Damn

I just “won’t” wait for a text from you with something like an address.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

If ya ain't first...

Yer last!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Sorry

we’ve already got all the bannable offense we need.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

A TEAM OF 8 FRED LEWISES COULD NOT LOSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

What would Bochy do against left handed pitchers, though?

Forfeit?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Cain Sucks

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Blurst!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

blerg.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Geoff Jenkins?

C’mon!

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

KKKKKKK

Got lucky there.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

have all the SO really been swinging

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Yeah

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

He's such a shitty pitcher

REAL pitchers fool guys to K them

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

god Cain sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

He's just not a major league pitcher

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I think Brad Hennessey or Barry Zito would be much better choices right now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Bring back Kim Batiste, convert him into a pitcher.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I think the Giants have found their new BP pitcher.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Good ol’ Angel Hernandez

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

with those eyes,

angel’s in the outfield

by mlb22 on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

this is a silly ballpark

Almost makes one yearn for the achilles tendon-littered green concrete turf of the Vet

by natteringnabob on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

310 TO RIGHT FIELD???

Seriously, that is a JOOOKE

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

sometimes i am jealous of parks like these

As much fun as triples are, ballparks that increase scoring tend to make for more consistently exciting games and inflated offensive numbers.

Amazing that we got 5 MVPs from pacbell so far.

by positiveuphemism on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

And you know why.

And that #6 will be in no big hurry.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Phillies Offense:

5 Home Runs. Nothing else. 1 vitory, tied so far this game.

We really need some pop in our lineup.

by positiveuphemism on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

SPEED AND DEFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Bowker needs to park one into the right field bleachers.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I don't like this Pedro Cerrano treatment.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

jinx

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

FU Jo-boo

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

the Giants strike out a lot for a small ball team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

That quote

is signature worthy.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

No, I wasn’t looking for the Sabercats. Thanks for asking though.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I don't know where my bottle of Enzyte is

But I know where the Sabercats are.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

fuck the dodgers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

They should just count Bocock as an out and be done with it.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

Aurilia tried

But it failed to catch on.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

omg you’ve got to be kidding me. fucking fire alarm? fuck no.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

it's one thirty int he fucking morning i don't want to go outside >:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

and god the fire truck is prboably going to take a long time to come.

ASDALKJ;

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

IT'S SO LOUD :(

brb :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Just like R. Kelley.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Maybe not the best role model.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

don't catch on fire

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hide under the bed!

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Hide under the bed in the closet

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

I was once in a buiding

Where the fire alarm got pulled when I was naked.

Turned out there was no fire. Except in my non-pants!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

This is when one should hide in the bed.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

now why would you tell us that?
you see we’re already being tortured by cain’s pitching.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Richie got all of that!

Unfortunately it was Richie…

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

10K ?

Anybody can do if against Giants.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I wish you could score on defense like in football.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

The Giants still wouldn’t have a chance.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Suck it Russel Martin Shane Victorino.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I'm loving it.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

That infield pop-up

Nearly went out of the park.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I remember a Matt Williams pop-up that hit the roof at Olympic Stadium.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

If a pop up goes into orbit, is it a homerun?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

0.5 homerun

So you can add 0.5 point your score.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply   0 recs

Kashmir is his walk-up music?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply reply   0 recs

I think Omar used the same music once.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT to parent up