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Around SBN: In Crunch Time, Spurs Don't Change Their Game

Open Gameday Thread II: Open Gameday Harder

We need more Fred Lewii.

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Sorry

I hate it too. I’ll never do it again, promise

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

One guy convinved

304 more to go!

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was First! to be convinced.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth be told

I’ve never been fast enough to be first. I just wanted to see what it felt like!!

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like lining up to go out for recess in the second grade.

I was never first because Thomas DeCoud was just too fast.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can convince the rest

As long as you don’t mind a little collatera damage.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

I’ll need missiles, though.

You know a guy?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I don't

*winks *

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I just “won’t” wait for a text from you with something like an address.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If ya ain't first...

Yer last!

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

we’ve already got all the bannable offense we need.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

A TEAM OF 8 FRED LEWISES COULD NOT LOSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

What would Bochy do against left handed pitchers, though?

Forfeit?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blurst!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

blerg.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Geoff Jenkins?

C’mon!

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKK

Got lucky there.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

have all the SO really been swinging

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

god Cain sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He's just not a major league pitcher

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring back Kim Batiste, convert him into a pitcher.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Giants have found their new BP pitcher.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol’ Angel Hernandez

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

with those eyes,

angel’s in the outfield

by mlb22 on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a silly ballpark

Almost makes one yearn for the achilles tendon-littered green concrete turf of the Vet

by natteringnabob on May 3, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

sometimes i am jealous of parks like these

As much fun as triples are, ballparks that increase scoring tend to make for more consistently exciting games and inflated offensive numbers.

Amazing that we got 5 MVPs from pacbell so far.

by positiveuphemism on May 3, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you know why.

And that #6 will be in no big hurry.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phillies Offense:

5 Home Runs. Nothing else. 1 vitory, tied so far this game.

We really need some pop in our lineup.

by positiveuphemism on May 3, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SPEED AND DEFENSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker needs to park one into the right field bleachers.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

the Giants strike out a lot for a small ball team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That quote

is signature worthy.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I wasn’t looking for the Sabercats. Thanks for asking though.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know where my bottle of Enzyte is

But I know where the Sabercats are.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck the dodgers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They should just count Bocock as an out and be done with it.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia tried

But it failed to catch on.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg you’ve got to be kidding me. fucking fire alarm? fuck no.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

and god the fire truck is prboably going to take a long time to come.

ASDALKJ;

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S SO LOUD :(

brb :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like R. Kelley.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe not the best role model.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hide under the bed!

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hide under the bed in the closet

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was once in a buiding

Where the fire alarm got pulled when I was naked.

Turned out there was no fire. Except in my non-pants!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is when one should hide in the bed.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

now why would you tell us that?
you see we’re already being tortured by cain’s pitching.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Richie got all of that!

Unfortunately it was Richie…

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

10K ?

Anybody can do if against Giants.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish you could score on defense like in football.

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants still wouldn’t have a chance.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Russel Martin Shane Victorino.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm loving it.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That infield pop-up

Nearly went out of the park.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember a Matt Williams pop-up that hit the roof at Olympic Stadium.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

0.5 homerun

So you can add 0.5 point your score.

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kashmir is his walk-up music?

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Omar used the same music once.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utley's put on a clinic

What kind of clinic? I hope it’s a plumbing clinic. I need to fix our toilets.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Where's Feliz?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

if you said spatoon, that would have been more interesting.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Suck it, Russell Martin Chase Utley.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN, YOU SUCK!!!

They are crushing those fastballs straight up into the air!!!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain lucked out in that inning. He’s gotta be on a short leash though.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

Bring in Zito.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Gamer has no respect for a low pitch count or the people who throw them.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus

I’m so tired of the highway song.

Commercial breaks totally ruin music for me.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree

I was going to bring that up too.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the "Cars" song to my son.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

To me too.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

He just left 759 more HR to Bonds’ record.

“The Road to History”

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain’s batting average is .049 higher than Bocock’s. And with that homer, I’d hate to think how much higher his SLG is.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not including today's totals

Cain SLG: .500
Bocock SLG: .171

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catch 22

I’m hungry, but this honey mustard snack mix is making me nauseous…

What to do..?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Beer

It cures nausea and Giants games

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNER

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw up

And then eat that.

I just grossed myself out.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A gamer eats the whole bag

And then pukes up the yellowness. GAMER

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) keep eating
2) vomit
3) change snack food
4) profit

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis better watch out

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He better not cry.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it weird that I thought the same thing

And is it also weird that the Santa Claus song starts out “you better watch out?”

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It really should be “You’d better watch out.”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he better not pout.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No HBP yet.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Not with two strikes on him, might happen next time

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's Steve Bartman when you need him?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Great minds, etc.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The exact same wording and everything

Eery

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was there. But this Bartman’s defense sucks.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Bartman when you need him?

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious cat is always serious.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No picture?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had Bartman

Isn’t that enough???

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

What have you done for me lately?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's serious cat in disguise.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...

I did something wrong….

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m just thinking you are alter egos

Natto

Natto heveh

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Bartman!

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis needs to show respect for someone who is 4 months older than him dammit!

by ImFeklhr on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Meyers at 100+ pitches

Induces pop ups.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

If that fan had an iota of athletic ability, Fred would still be batting

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Bartman reference

OH, I see I didn’t think of it first.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ok that wasn’t so bad.

what did I miss?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain hit a blistering ground out that looked a hit.

And the rest of the Giants offense were themselves.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, not much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bocock hit several grand slams but Cain just couldn’t hold the lead.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every Philly run in this series...

has been off of a HR.

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on May 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I want a little power...

:(

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on May 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've got something even better

SPEED AND DEFENSE!!!

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speed is our power.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that

but I believe the Giants have leveled up their speed at least twice since the beginning of their season.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean "and/or"

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKKain

Cain is really stinking up the joint tonight.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN FUCKING SUCKS.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Sucks nuts.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pistacchios?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

More along the lines of Blue Diamond sack nuts.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s with you and all the pistachhios anyways?

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY DO THEY LEAVE THE GUY IN THERE?! WHERE’S ZITO!?

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep the hands out of the pants when televised, Matt

you can't block the Bocock

by oldjacket on May 3, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

2 Runs, 6 hits vs 2 runs, 3 hits.

WTF

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

your 2008 giants!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much the same as last night

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 inning? christ. this is pathetic.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I Love the 80s is on VH1

I love the 80s too, but do we really need to cover them that thoroughly?

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

your mom loves the 80s too. why don't you think about her?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, she’s pretty indifferent toward the 80s.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you be indifferent towards 10 whole years?

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you have passionate opinions about, say, the 1320s?

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasn’t born yet in 1320.
are you saying natto’s mom is 18 years old?

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in all that time, they never mention Mike Ivie.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes back!

2 hours on each year. Overkill anyone?

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re up to I Love the 80s 3-D now.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

all those losers from high school are the big spending demographic now, so ‘80s it is!

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

plz to be scoring matt cain some moar runz.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Chad Durbin?

If the Giants can’t score off this guy, then…I won’t be at all surprised.

And of course, RAndy Winn flails away for a K.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Randy Winn is really bad this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wait

This is where Bengie hits homeruns

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He popped out

Huh.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit a HR, please.

please please please please please

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

B-Money

has to have at least one HR in philly

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t the wind ever help us? What did the Giants ever do to the wind?

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

They passed it.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he was on top

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I crap

I didn’t know she died!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

THe situation is worse than I thought.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I crap?

Did I say that? I mean, it’s technically true, but the context was completely missing.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on rowand.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good take Mr. Gamer

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good walk Mr. Gamer

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Hitters are struggling because the balls are so slippery"

That’s what she said. “Rub it up, blow on your hand, It’s really hard tonight”

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand!

He even knows how to just fucking stand there and take it

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Mr. Slumpy

Get a hit

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker is due!

I don’t know for what though.

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by Natto on May 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

for the bus back to fresburg

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

To free first base up for Aurilia?

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not funny.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not for a booster shot.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON BOWKER.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Good play

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh poop

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he hit the curveball

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you, Chase Utley.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing play!

but i still hate fuctley

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

He's a farking icehole!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bastage!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I love that movie

Even more than I love Clueless.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really really starting to dislike Chase Utley

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe the Warriors are still using the "We Believe" marketing campaign

What with the way this season ended and all…

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously you dont’ BELIEVE.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 3, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can still win it!

Stop not believing!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Believe!

That they can get the first pick?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chudley

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate walks

I really do.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this suckass cain...

is going to pitch a complete game. fuck…

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Matt

Raise some Cain.

I mean, for them, not us!

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Tyler Walker is an albino.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T WALK SOMEONE NOW DAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for food. Hope Cain stops sucking.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

last year, this is the inning where Cain would give up that last run to lose the game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheeiite

Don’t wanna see the trainer out there

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

ohshit the trainer?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that Cain's out of the game

Shit he was good tonight.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

That kind of obsession can unhealthy?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best all year, no doubt.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than when he had a no-hitter into the seventh? Pitch count was higher then, I guess.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

He had all the pitches working tonight, good command, got lots of early-count outs as well as K’s, and he didn’t walk anybody until after he developed a blister. If Utley wasn’t on fire right now, Cain would probably have a 1 or 2-hitter and be in line for a W. Or at least a blown lead.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 Walk?

ONE WALK??? For Cain? Hell yes he was

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOO!!!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit is he injured? DDDDD:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounded like a blister

Hoping that’s what it is, if it’s anything at all.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fucking hope it’s nothing worse than that or i’ll cry.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

good threat.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best threat.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be a bad night

Fire alarm and cain injury all in the same night? Wow.

But it’s nothing, I’m sure

[crosses fingers]

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh geez. Within another couple of weeks we’ll be down a three man rotation – Correia, Hennessey, and Misch.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

well...

cain leaving kinda opens the door for the giants to actually start their offense…

by SFGAmsterdam on May 3, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that he can’t get the win and all.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i think we’re done with those jokes now. the trainer came out.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thighler, Pancake 'Em!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

See

Why do the Giants only bunt when it doesn’t make sense? I watch other teams bunt and think “it made sense to bunt there.” I watch the Giants bunt and I think “BUNTS ARE FOR WEeNIES!”

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Rich Aurilia: *fakes a bunt*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants do a lot of stuff when it doesn't make sense

Like call up A ball shortstops.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf are you doing thighler

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice Playrilia

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

That was nice by richie

by bondslegend on May 3, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ok cool

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If I get really fat

Can I be a Giants pitcher

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you sweat much?

Sorry, standard hiring questions.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, remind me why Victorino is a jackass

I remember that he is but not what he did to become one.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He went like 100/100 against us last year.

With 100 HRs

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no bad feelings towards Wailuku's own

Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on May 3, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hit a walkoff against us

that went like 240 ft

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruined Timmy's debut.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mosly for his little running outside the baseline stunt

And his smirk afterwards

But also for walk-offs

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, I forgot the running outside the baseline stunt!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseballmusings.com/archives/020601.php

he got caught up trying to steal, Omar was standing on the infield grass without the ball and Victorino intentionally ran into him, drawing an interference call. it was utter bs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The smirk is seared into my memory

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking of!

Christ, now I’m pissed off again.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, strike this guy out Walker

Let him smirk all the way back to the dugout

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

his neck is so wide to hold all that awesomeness

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINCHHIT

PINCHHIT
PINCHHIT
PINCHHIT
PINCHHIT
PINCHHITPINCHHITPINCHHITPINCHHITPINCHHITPINCHHIT

by natteringnabob on May 3, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crap

Aurilia/Bocock/Walker…

Who do you pinch hit for? All of them?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

er, yeah…

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We broke Romero

we will broke Lidge

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

FLEAS

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT PEDRO FELIZ

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia

no fake bunt?! c’mon…

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s the opposite of hitter again?

Oh yeah, Aurilia.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My toe!

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he won a game with a homer...

... one more than you ever thought he would this year. be nice!

by mlb22 on May 3, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

aurilia—n. one who cannot strike horsehide with maple. (from the latin for golden suckass)

Hum-baby!

by Danger on May 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rich Aurilia is so bad.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Ray

Do Something!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Infield single!

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, it's Ray

Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on May 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

He was out.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray Ray

pretty okay

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s nice that ray signs “safe” for himself. i’m sure it helps him run faster.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

that utley guy is really good. even if he didn’t get the out there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember that one guy

named Davis? He might be handy to keep on the bench as a pinchrunner.

I don’t think I’d use Burriss here…but I might use him to run for Durhammy

by natteringnabob on May 3, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Emmanuel

Do Something!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

You think you can repeat yourself?

I speak from experience when I say, you will be disappointed.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed the first inning.

This works for one run, give it a chance.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of win!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

gamer

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on May 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpires

may wish to arrange for police escort off the field, and maybe batting helmets as they run for the exit, if Dumham scores

by natteringnabob on May 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Durham???

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. that signing “safe” is really working.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ray thinks it's Turn Back the Clock Nite!

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

On the steal

He looked safe.

On the single… maaayyybe.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like a good time for

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

3-0

sweet

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on May 3, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDFREDFREDFREDFREDFRED

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Fred

Do Something!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Disappointment

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It totally worked in the first

Almost had the residual mojo for one more run.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lose :(

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steal Home

Fred will show you how

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON FREDDIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: Big fellas coming up

Starting with Fleas

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

i blame howie

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

My mojo was not strong.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The force was not with you

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAH.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 3, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Taschner is coming on without inherited runners

Does that mean game over?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll punch you too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he does, will you at least toast him...

... by swinging and missing wide right with your fist?

by mlb22 on May 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

, , three straight times?

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to punch myself

if the Phillies win.

Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.

Who am I?

by 25 on May 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll punch you too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Fleas walks

I’ll punch Bret Myers

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll punch him too.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch out Bret Myers

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agent Jack

come on this is Zito’s game

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cap'n Jack will get you high tonight.

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Positive Side

Once again the Giants are giving us an entertaining game, even if it ends painfully.

MUCH better than we expected to start the year.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Entertaining from a pitching standpoint, yes.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

like russian roullette, you mean?

Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.

by The Enchanter on May 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the analogy works perfectly. Entertaining until the pain

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please give him the Cerrano treatment.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

A 3-1 count to Feliz. Never thought I’d live to see the day.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t walk pedro feliz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't listen

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy god, I love Flem, but the way he’s calling pitches out of the zone in this game is starting to irritate me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Come to the dark side.

:::rubs hand together:::

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the Giants not have the book on Feliz?

they’re trying to walk him, throw him fastballs down the gut, bunt on him…

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WALK PEDRO FELIZ?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a bitch..

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Utley?

never heard of the guy? has he done anything impressive this week?

by baetown415 on May 3, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That foul behind the plate

Was almost a HR.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

We got lucky?

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

Cool.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it

suckley

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Tasch with the power of the 'stache

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

You can’t spell Taschner without S-T-A-C-H-E

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf just happened?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Line drive up the middle, deflected by Tacsh, to Eugene to first.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 3, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk to Feliz, double play from Utley. It’s crazy wolrd.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaand the K to Howard brings us back to reality.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha!!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 3, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Chase Utley hits into double plays? Who does he think he is?

by Ed Jew on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

howard the fuck

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Taschner !

GIDP

Nice assist.

Just looks like Alley-hoop, baby !

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Booooooo Koward

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Howard

Awful 1B he should be on the Giants or something

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Howard in McCovey Cove would be pretty entertaining.

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Literally and figuratively, of course…

Adopted Giant: John Bowker

"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."

by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can swap him for Aurilia

Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo

by ChrisHero on May 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tasch with the power of the 'stache

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

You can’t spell Taschner without S-T-A-C-H-E

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

rowand for the rows

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on May 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bocock for the….never mind.

by jcb9 on May 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL is this Gamer radio commercial? D: That’s creepy as fuck.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What does it say?

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like this guy sort of throatily whispering about playing baseball the right way and ugh. it made me feel uncomfortable.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

was it bocock

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on May 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto....

can we get a Molina walk-off thread?

by baetown415 on May 3, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

er, except for the walk-off part…. the go-ahead thread

by baetown415 on May 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what you’re saying is… it’s more likely he’ll hit a walkoff as a visitor than use a personal trainer. and somehow it really feels correct.

by mlb22 on May 3, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Thread

Finally, my time is come!

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 3, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm your groupie.

Only 942 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 3, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benji !

Yeah !

Giants the never sunset.

by aras on May 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

mo mo mo

how do you like it?
how do you like it?

"ever so cynical yet whimsical giants related signature"

by The Gene Hackman on May 3, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai Davis=

pinchrunning, in Bizarro Philadelphia

by natteringnabob on May 3, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

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