Paradox
As the Gigantes and their pitching staff leading the league in walks gets ready to face Pedro Feliz and his swing at anything style, we're left to wonder...what will happen when a Giants pitcher faces Pete Happy? Which is the greater force at work here?
To get more specific, what will happen when Zito pitches to Feliz? Will the world explode? A portal to hell open up in Philadelphia? Demons fly back into hell as fans throw batteries and beer bottles at them?
Any theories you all might have would be greatly appreciated.
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count is assured. Past that, I’m guessing a fly ball to medium left which clear the fene by 30’ in that band box.
by tyrannoman on May 2, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Low and away.
Followed by mo’ de’ same.
Administer as needed.
Laugh like hell. For once.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 2, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What will happen?
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
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by camwoody on May 2, 2008 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Either the Phillie fans would boo...
Or the Giants fans would boo if Zito was pitching.
BOO!
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by WalrusMan on May 2, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If a portal to hell opened up in Philly...
...how would anyone know?
2008: My previous assessment may have been overly optimistic.
by EliminateMe on May 2, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The surprisingly fresh scent?
FIRE BRIAN SABEAN
by zenbitz on May 2, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don’t make cheesesteaks in Hell.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 2, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rather, they do
But they use Kraft American Cheese Slices.and rancid meat.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Hell=Arby's?
It all makes sense now. I don’t know how I could’ve missed it before.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Phillies
A match made in heaven
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by hairball on May 2, 2008 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy
If that happens I REALLY hope Zito doesn’t throw the “fast”ball.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito pitching to Feliz...
...would be like the hypothetical “What would happen if Stormtroopers (who can’t hit anything) were to face off with the Redshirts (extras, who always get killed) from Star Trek?”
Ahem. I think I might have geeked out there for a moment.
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by ThrillisGone22 on May 4, 2008 9:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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