Open Gameday Thread 5/16
by Natto on May 16, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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PrintRemember that Benitez/Batman Returns Photochop I did last year? Just picture that, except with AJ's face in it.
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Hopefully the one we saw quickly finish the 1st
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m entertaining guests tonight, so if there’s a new thread needed, one of the other mods will take care of it. Right? Right.
Does that mean you kidnapped someone and they are now tied up in your basement?
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re playing house.
-Why is that boy tied up?
...Roman Polanski’s House.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Get aggressive
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred had to go. Otherwise, no chance to hang an error on asswipe.
by non sequitur on May 16, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
hai
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
paatiio shimasu
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
guess he was out at third after all!
I just don’t know what the goal is anymore…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
It looked like the ball was dropped
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
"Sanchez was living dangerously"
Jonathan Sanchez: pitcher, lover…spy?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Danger is his middle name
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Jonathan Oh! Danger Sanchez
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nick Danger...Third Eye
Firesign Theater’s Finest
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
To create trade value?
Because he’s a vet?
He’ll cry if he doesn’t get to start?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Rumor vs. Rumor
1. Crede <> Sanchez
2. Crede <> Sanchez + Bumgarner
3. Crede <> Sanchez + Alderson
4. Crede <> Sanchez + Villarona
5. F the Ken Williams
Choose one. ;)
Giants the never sunset.
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"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked
6. Crede <> Lowry & Durham
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Winnah
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
There’s our wannabe third baseman!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
That is how it is done.
When someone asks you, “I wonder how that is done?”....that is the answer.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
Ask me the same time next year
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see if Nuke 'Em has the balls to fire Sabean
Then I will say it’s a good thing
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all for the best
He said so himself
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this gave Brian
a start fresh card. Don’t like it, but that is what I think the situation is.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
I still remember he cried when Bonds’ last game in San Francisco last year. That’s why I can’t pick him up with bad words.
Giants the never sunset.
please
he was crying over the money he’d lose. Harsh? Maybe, but him and sabean are on my permanent shyte list
5-4-3
Just as well. Goose Gossage was making the radio side a little awkward.
Yeah , wtf was that all about?
“AutoTrader.com”?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn’t much better pre-game on the TV side. And Raj’s hitting on him was a little weird.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
Goose, shill, they’re both verbs. Either way, you’re getting it in the no-no place.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Put a uniform on him!
Stick him in the pen
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand
achieving equilibrium
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY PLUNK!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 16, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
floyd
We’re going to have ten baserunners but get no-hit.
Gahhhd.
Yeah , Durham with the two run jack.
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by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
You mean Joe "GIDP" Castle?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
1st and 3rd
Cash in this time, you asshats!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I guess the Chief Asshat is cashing in
Mag Pete
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He is keeping his shares
No payday for Petey
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And he gets to keep 8 seats
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant Futures?
Big up(chuck)side
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That'll do , I guess.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
The inevitable double play.
Why was it that he was cut by two teams again?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
HO-ZAY! DOUBLE PLAY!
AJ must have been giving Jose pointers while he was at bat.
Giants Cove: You'll be a better person for reading
GIDPants !
Runner on 3rd base with NO OUT = NO RUNS
Two men on the bases with ONE OUT = NO RUNS
Giants the never sunset.
Well , at least we're consistent.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OMFGWTFBBQ
well, it’s a good thing he’s playing! I’m sure Bochey has a bullet-proof reason why he’s in there.
Jose "Gamer" Castillo
14 RBIs
10 GIDPs
by UnstoppableTurtle on May 16, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
DFA
Douse with Fire Alive
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Drag through Fire Ants
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by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The most GIDP hitter in the Giants history.
Is A.J. Pierzynski (you know his talent ‘fist pitch swinging and ground into double play’).
But I think if Castillo keep playing whole season. He will be set new record.
Giants the never sunset.
Another reason to hate '02
Pete says if they would have won, he would have retired
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Jeez, you guys are a little grumpy tonight.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
Uhm, if you’re happy he is leaving, why are you grumpy?
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
Because I am a walking contradiction
awash in a sea of mixed metaphors!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
AJ's attitude is awash in the stadium
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Intermission
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AClLn2agUP0
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It must have been a terrible accident
to leave that poor boy’s head crooked like that.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
*Insert driving Baer image here*
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s talking over Jon’s attempted play by play. And there has not been one goddammed interesting thing said so far.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
True
For he wore no cuppage
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Bud hates Petey! Lars hates Dye!
I’m not fond of asparagus.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I love lamp
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SoFa loves Lamp!
furniture factory
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Asparagus gives me gas.
Dye, Petey and Bud give me gas as well
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes pee smell funny?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
A friend of mine posited that , I called him on it , he cooked it , I ate it.
And was subsequently converted.
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by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And the same color as Magowan
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I get gas
from Atlantic Richfield Coal & Oil
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I find Magowan's voice extremely annoying
just saying.
17-25....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
Radio
a blessing
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WAS OMAR-CRUSHED!!!
That is to say, hit 250 feet.
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
No , we are!
In failed scoring opportunities!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Runs is overestimated.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
stop talking
I respect in some of view what Mcgowan did.
but
STOP TALKING !
Giants the never sunset.
AJ
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
macgowan on the radio side
Strange. He sounds like Ralph Barbieri after a little helium.
So this is like the on field play
Pete’s rant on TV now on radio?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. We’d been warned about it for a couple of innings.
by non sequitur on May 16, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Fux with all the boos?
Oh.
That was funny though…Flem says”We’ll be right back” amidst a chorus of boos…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
You want Cammie back?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That was enthusiasm overload
She was “perky”.
I hate perky….and Dye
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand must play the deepest CF in baseball
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
How else could he run into so many walls?
geez. noob.
17-25....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
Rowand runs into the dugout.
Then comes back out onto the field and does it again.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"With ex players who will not be mentioned"
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
No , but he may as well.
Five bucks says if Barry’s name comes up he won’t be the one to do it.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand wants to switch hit
so he’s got symmetric bruises.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess I was wrong re Barry.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Apologized for thinking surrounding Barry with vets would work.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hawk" Harrelson
The AJ of broadcasters.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 16, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Yep
No Extra Innings showing tonight. Just WGN…
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 16, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh shit.
I heard him fifteen years ago.
“The GOOD GUYS coming up.”
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon is an excellently objective announcer.
Well , he gets a little less excited on those ESPN gigs.
But I forgive him.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
"Worst baserunning in the history of baseball!"
That was hilarious
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he called the angel's 2002 win on ESPN radio
and actually sounded excited during the last out. I wanted to shoot someone.
I’ve listened to him on a couple of occasions. When he’s not doing his idiotic homerun call, he has this staccato delivery that I can’t stand. He’s not the only one who does it, and with others it may even work. But not with him.
by non sequitur on May 16, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez ain't no Cain.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
I'm devoted to Peter too.
Which is why my PC is so slow.
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by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
He hit it HARD
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last SF grand slam?
I am curious (yellow and fragrant from asparagus)
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by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
I think Fred was the last one to hit one
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The curiously strong urine
Winn against the Dodgers?
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
nevermind
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Karma-wise we are kicking their ass!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! Let Petey swing!
High cheese for the head cheese
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
600 add?
is it on youtube? I haven’t seen it.
That's your fucking orange man
trying to make God , Harry Mitchell and everybody else forget that he was ever here to besmirch Pete’s impeccable rep.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
MLB? My bad.
Substitute “Bud” for “Your fucking orange man”.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The epitome of "Adding insult to injury"
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course the first time they get RISP
they will probably cash in
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
I saw AJ doing a guest shot as a bouncer on the Jerry Springer show
I thought, that was just the perfect place for him.
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
I always picture him after I go #2
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by SoFa King Mike on May 16, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
As an inbred sow whose cousin is cheating on her with a chicken.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Padding his stats!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
K
is for Konerko
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Undt also
Krede
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by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
I jinxed it
My grandmother wanted ice cream, so I loaded her in the car and drove her to the grocery store. I left when it was still 0-0…I wanna say 4th inning? The second I get back in, I flip on the game and see that it’s still a shutout. I said to my friend, “wow Jonathan’s throwing really well.”
And then, fuck. You guys can blame me.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions