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How did Timmy look?
I just got home…
by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't want to know :(
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked good, but the bullpen, where is that picture?
Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
by gianator on May 15, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I see they blew up the game
3 HR in the last two IP. Nice.
10 Ks for timmy, 105 pitches in 6 IP. Not great, not horrible.
by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim was fine, a few rough innings.
Chulk and Walker on the other hand…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like this

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on May 15, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are those his mom's sunglasses?
Your San Francisco Giants: Maybe we'll score today.
by Widget on May 15, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never gets old.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameblah.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 15, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally irrelevant observation:
There are some majorly big asses on those Astros.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ASSTROS
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy
anyone else get the impression that Bochy thinks that Berkman is “due to make some outs”...?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't figure out what Berkman thinks, frankly.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t care if Carlos Lee is batting behind Berkman, Berkman is totally on fire right now and I’d prefer to pitch to Lee. I don’t understand why Bochy doesn’t instruct his pitchers to pitch around Berkman.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 15, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This series, Innings 7-9
Giants pitchers have given up 13 runs (...so far)
by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we can play some little-league six inning games?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, is our bullpen that shitty all the sudden
Or is houstons juggernaut to blame?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's pretty bad...
if we’re going to start referring to Mark Loretta, Darin Erstad and Jose Cruz Jr. as “juggernauts”
by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(PS. Chulk is not fooling anyone)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He fooled Sabean into giving him another contract.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chulk is fine overall
Just not right now
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chulk’s getting hit kind of hard.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s what she said.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its muggy and humid here
Keep the Watson
by czechwonder on May 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least your not up here in Sactramento
by Angry Dwarf on May 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Astro’s are using heat hacks.
by parishonvics on May 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it has not.
And I came into work late, so I need to stay longer :(
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An aside:
Anyone else remember, during Letterman’s old “Viewer Mail” segment when he’d get a brief letter with a couple names on it, and he’d remark, “It took TWO people to write this letter”? That bit came to mind when I looked at the Giants pitching line today and thought, “It took FIVE pitchers to give up eight runs.”
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on May 15, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is just how this season is going to go.
We can score 3 runs and win and score 7 runs w/ our ace on the mound and lose.
god dammit.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you crazy? Didn’t you listen to Sabean? We are CONTENDERS. It must be true, we’re in third place!
by jcb9 on May 15, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That really made me laugh out loud when I read that article.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So whats happening 1-2 count.
Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
by gianator on May 15, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is how bad I feared the bullpen would be all the time...
Thankfully, there have been some good days.
by out machine on May 15, 2008 4:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really think we need to blame this on the Astros
Not the bullpen. They haven’t been walking people
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know...
that 4-run eighth was some of shittiest the Astros had to offer, and the Giants couldn’t get through them.
Wild pitch put Geoff Blum on, single to Mark Loretta (.235 BA), Darin Erstad homer, Brad Ausmus walks, Kaz Matsui single…
yikes. i don’t think this is the true giants bullpen, but i definitely think they get to shoulder today’s blame.
by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might be right.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win and rowand get on
And Bowker get’s wet.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And is witnesses mouthing "Berkman who?"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like you caught Howie’s bad case of apostrophesia.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it's been fucking with me all day
and I can’t edit these.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
im burning my Walker jersey
Keep the Watson
by czechwonder on May 15, 2008 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You have a Walker Jersey?
I burned mine 2 years ago
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Valverde in?
Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
by gianator on May 15, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Astros
when I saw their HR totals I thought they were inflated because of the Central Division bandboxes but then they come here and hit a ton of HRs
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They are fuckin slamming the ball.
I guess Tejada, Berkamn, Lee is a pretty good core.
Oh yeah, and ERSTAD.
WTF first Ausmus and then ERSTAD?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm wondering
would the result be the same if the Astros were here on a cold, foggy night in July?
by rightcenterfielder on May 15, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ER is still on?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ER the T.V show?
Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
by gianator on May 15, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God "The Office" is on tonight.
Your San Francisco Giants: Maybe we'll score today.
by Widget on May 15, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have The Office and My Name is Earl tonight. I’m happy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VALVERDE
Time for a NLCS style meltdown!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, off work.
Oh man, my fucking car is going to be a furnace. Hopefully my stereo isn’t melted.
by parishonvics on May 15, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate day game losses because they ruin the rest of the day.
by Natto on May 15, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
especially after the dodgers already won.
by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Timmy losses and no decisions
cuz they ruin the next five days. All the other days are simply steps on the path to a #1 pick.
by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are four teams with worse records than ours. How is that even possible?
by Evan on May 15, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 of them are the Rockies and Padres
Each of them should finish ahead of us. The Senators might be a stretch to catch…but our team really does suck, so…live the dream.
120 games to go. I full believe we can lose 75-80 or those games. That should give us a good shot.
by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two words: Tim Lincecum.
As in, without him, we’d be worse than all of ‘em.
by jcb9 on May 15, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright randy lets go
Keep the Watson
by czechwonder on May 15, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1400+ comments
New McCovey record?
Bullpen deserves full credit.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on May 15, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And this time, the Astros’ blog is up to 124 comments!
(for those who weren’t there, yesterday we were making fun of them for only having 40 comments all game)
by jcb9 on May 15, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to see them man up in the face of mockery.
by Evan on May 15, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am anticipating some sort of weird Bochy move
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn’t have many options.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Velez PH for Bowker?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d actually love it if he just said, “screw it” and threw Matt Cain in as a PH. I bet this game would be tied.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on May 15, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy and the 6-0 lead seem so long ago
Am I watching the same game?
by rightcenterfielder on May 15, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tyler just wanted us to remember why we traded him to tampa
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
god SOMEONE GET A HIT
Keep the Watson
by czechwonder on May 15, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
aaron rowands face looks like sanchez
Keep the Watson
by czechwonder on May 15, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's all down to Bowker.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate the fucking Astros
Just putting that out there.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
b/c i don’t 100% dislike the Berkman, Valverde, Oswalt trio
by baetown415 on May 15, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how can you NOT hate Valverde??
his expressions on the mound drive me nuts…
case in point
by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like that St.Louis game. Same Tyler Walker crap.
Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
by gianator on May 15, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much exactly.
Total Meltdown
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's really Tyler's M.O.
When he’s good, he’s dominant. But as soon as he allows a couple of baserunners, you should just pull him.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Btw Bowker
You might as well swing for the fences, cause there isnt anyone behind you who is going to do shit.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, they’ll do shit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw him a 3-1 fastball valverde!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Giants Rule #1
When the bullpen blows it, rollover and die
by rightcenterfielder on May 15, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately
Some players are immortal
by rightcenterfielder on May 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that game sucked.
I blame Sabean for saying we were in contention.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
silver lining or bad omen??
One might see this loss as convincing B.S. that we’re a long ways from actually BEATING some of the top teams. (none of this “we hung tight with the Phillies and Astros…bullshit, a lot of games that should’ve been won were flat out lost)
On the other, god help us if he still thinks we’re in contention…as now he’s probably working the phones for a “cagey veteran reliever”..which he clearly has so much success in finding.
by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think maybe Brian got confused, and thought we were in the NBA, where being in third place gets you into the playoffs.
by jcb9 on May 15, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when...
we thought Timmy would have a no-hitter?
Good times.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
those were simpler times.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah -
who jinxed that?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flemming was 1st
Ejaculator was 2nd
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wha??
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
#5 thinks Tyler Walker is a cock-a-roach

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on May 15, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
aside from the 4th, 8th, and 9th inning, great job by Giants pitching.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on May 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That bullpun volcano would be perfect here.
Jesse English: He is BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!
by gianator on May 15, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bip agrees with me
You walk Berkman.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the 33,000+ fans who sat in 95-degree weather for 3 1/2 hours today, enduring heatstroke and sunburn and watching the Giants blow a 6-0 and 7-3 lead: Here is your commemorative Croix de Suck.
Eagerly awaiting Crazy Crab Bobblehead Night on 7/18.
by Kitspool on May 15, 2008 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where do I pick up my pin?
I cannot believed what I witnessed. When Tim’s pitches hit the grass, I knew this was not going to go well. He struggled but made it through the 6th. Then…well I just cannot bring myself to discuss what happened, or I might have an aneurysm.
FUCK
by timmeh on May 15, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did
that really just happen?
MURS for President!!!!!!!
by jtoj on May 15, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Should have known these bums would blow it.
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 15, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay Grant...
I bought Parc Avenue… I keeeeel you if it sucks
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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