Open Gameday Thread II: 28 Posts Later
by Grant on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT
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Milk was a bad choice.
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This inning owns!
first
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Bourn Suckitude
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4th!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The fact that bourne is still playing
is bochy-esque decision making by the stros
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All these runs for the Ace
Zito and Cain need this support
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no complaining allowed on Timmy Day!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Bourne
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
or Bourn
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heads up play by Bowker!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally an out
thought that would never happen
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
world imploding
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Babe Bowker
Sure am glad to see he has made the adjustments necessary after his 4-fer-44 slump. Keep on hacking Dirtbag.
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, too much optimism here...
Can’t you all see it??! We’re wasting this weeks allotment of runs on a day when Timmy is pitching. We only needed one!!!
Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.
by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So everyone who wanted Bowker to go back to AAA
Please raise your hand so we can slap you.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
slap
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what the five fingers said
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon his performan at AAA and his huge slump was a very good reason to send down
he then made adjustments
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"he then made adjustments"
And his capability to do is a very good reason NOT to send him down
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
slap
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see nearly enough hands.
Do we need to dig up the thread?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit Flemming
just screwed the pooch talking about that which shall not be talked about
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
voldemort?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems so long ago
but wasn’t Freddie’s at bat sweet?
Fukusabean for not signing Fukudome
by Duelling Brandos on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Was that this inning?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carney doesn't get enough LOVE
use the entire field
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
one wonders if he could have fixed Feliz
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it does make one wonder
he seems to be doing a lot with these kids. And if Feliz could have just learned to lay off the breaking ball… damn
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm good now?
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling a Burriss HR
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
must be inside-the-park job
Talking about Park – when was Korean Heritage Nite?
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
manny
will be move up to 2nd on my favorite position player list if he gets a hit here
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH DAMN WE ONLY GOT 4 RUNS
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well we scored 4.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was still a great inning
I don’t think Timmy + Bullpen can blow a six run lead.
Oh wait. They suck.
(right?) wink….wink
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they're horrible
this is like the worst start of the year so far for Tim
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf r u doing?
although i guess flemming already mentioned it.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that how it works?
UNDO! UNDO!
by rightcenterfielder on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good job dude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don’t let me jinx it. But I’ll say it anyway?!
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BAN YOU TO INTERNET HELL!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1000000000000
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F
F
F
F
F
F
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow that worked really fast
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going insane over here.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The jerk store called...
they’re all out of you.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you win
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i slept with your wife!
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not enough banned puns…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate all kaz matsuis
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinda nice to have the stress gone
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just saying
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh jesus, look what you Did!!!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME SIR
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Im hoping theres some sarchasm there
its the fricking 4th inning people.
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't really buy into superstition all the time
but wtf is the point of saying “no hitter omg i hope i don’t jinx it!!111”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf just happened there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL WINN
But seriously. Let’s buckle down here, timmy.
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
this is the ab of the game
timmy is not gonna walk him again
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh here we go.
Who the fuck had to open their mouth?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welp, good thing the offense showed up
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow this game has gone to shit all of a sudden
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if you want to call a 6-2 lead “going to shit”
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes because every comment in the gameday thread is 100% serious
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I did. I missed the artistry of the joke
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasn't really a joke
just some sudden frustration
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in order for Timmy to be considered for Cy Young on this team
He’s going to have to lose less than 4 games all year and have an ERA under 2. It’s our only hope.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid jinxers
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Lord
ERA = 1.86
Horrendous.
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Give me Barry Zito anyday
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito gets a bad rap. His ERA is articficially inflated by things like “runs” and “not a lot of innings with respect to runs.”
But those are totally useless qualifiers of ERA.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD LEE
and learn how to block, Holm, seems like you miss a lot of pitches. Of course someone can tell me if I’m in the wrong
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you are in the wrong
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven’t seen much of his defense, but from what I have seen today I kind of miss Alfonzo… :(
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that we've banned half the members
Maybe these threads won’t get so bloated.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we've really only banned the one guy
It just happened like 20 times.
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i say we keep lincecum to 80 pitches
since its so hot today
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
same with freddies
ump wants to go home, its too hot
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This inning is making me cry.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uugh
I an sensing Tim’s first self destruction of the season.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I find your lack of faith…disturbing.
twists fingers
by Grant on May 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah i see
you’re going for the reverse-jinx. nicely done.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i gotta say, I feel fred lewis' presence more and more.
I know he’s not the most talented fielder, but I see him lay out often, use his body, trying to make plays. For that, I’m thankful and it makes me love this team.
by LeMarquisGoux on May 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry guys
i didn’t know I had these jinxing powers.
i will go /wrists now
by ejdacanay on May 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, don't be so EMO, Raven the Darkness
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t let the jaded hearts bring you down
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
please don't
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stick around
And Try Jinxing the Astros
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess it’s good to know that Tim actually is human sometimes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing he is being human w/ a 6 run lead.
Still making me nervous.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1/3 human, I believe.
When you account for the robot and alien parts.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamit Loretta
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please, astros, hit a HR!!
I hope I don’t jinx it!!
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ERA IS AT AN EVEN 2
OMG THIS IS TERRIBLE
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT
I just took a restroom break and I come back to this!
Who is at fault here?
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Some guy who's name sounds like ejaculate.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God dammit, Not Steve Jaculate again.
That guy is always making a mess of things.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF IS HAPPENING HERE STOP IT YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
im out for bout an hour
get out of this timmy
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to have to go ahead
and blame this on flemming. He mentioned it before wrist slasher did.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD TOWLES
and no more of these shenanigans, Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think
that timmy has reccovered
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He just needs a recharge
Quick Matt, plug him in to the wall socket!
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was impressive
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1.99 ERA
Cool #
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol@that girl flipping the K sign around rapidly
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do I get the feeling
Not scoring that fifth run in the 3rd is going to bite us in the ass?
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE’LL NEVER CATCH UP TO VOLQUEZ NOW!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop reading my mind!!!
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 more to tie, 2 to lead outright for timmy
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh I meant ERA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I meant strikeouts. So there
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope SF has a nice lead and they let Hinshaw pitch today
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they should give Zito some work out of the pen today…
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum takes care of his wood… get’s that feeling juuuust right….
Kruk almost took that one too far.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT BAD APOSTROPHE STOP SNEAKING IN WHERE I DON'T TYPE YOU
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
worthless
Cain would have gone yard there.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Amy almost looks….hot today
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think everybody looks hot today, on account of the heat.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amy looks Hot everyday.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep drinking
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m still not seeing the conflict
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've said it before, I'll say it again
I like the way Howie rolls.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I would guess she is < 35
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Clemens was hitting on her
So I assume she’s 15.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
roflcopter
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO HEAD FIRST SLIDE INTO FIRST VIZQUEL???
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For shame!
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy hell the astros are playing some seriously bad d today
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
About time that the Giants don't keep hitting into webgems
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
vizquel!!!
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowker would have had that.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to know the ugly shirt industry is still humming. Recession proof!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRADE VALUE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FTWinn
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DUUUUDDE
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randyy!
He’s hitting so well, he just made mlb.tv mosaic crash. DAMNIT
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLSTROS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
love the D, ‘stros.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA Bowker
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Sorry about roughing up Timmy, guys"
“We’ll give one back to you”
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Defensively at SS
Frandsen > Loretta
Frandsen < Loretta
Frandsen = Loretta
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Frandsen is a lot of things to Loretta.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frandsen < Loretta
But not by much…and he just had his achilles tendon surgically reattached.
Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.
by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just found out that there’s an Astros fan in my class. He was bragging about the Astros beating the Giants yesterday. I’d love to laugh in his face now.
by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
umm
why would someone brag about beating the Giants?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so not everything is bigger in texas?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That guy sucks.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask him if he got hit on by Roger Clemens
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and THAT just happened.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know, ask your classmate
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steers and Queers
and don’t see any horns
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Astros fan?
They do exist!?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what sucks about two-out rallies
You can’t make productive outs during them.
Shoddy defense helps, however.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there a K discount for tickets?
Or did the Ginats decide they shouldn’t do that when Lincecum pitches?
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD SAMPSON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weird that sampson hit there
seems like he should be yanked.
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, really, did Cooper fall asleep?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pulled for who ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like i know
anything about their team. Or care.
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammit Tim.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about that call.
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(you have a 4 run lead, pound the zone)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make Holm relay that
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
up 4 down 4 ALWAYS pound the zone
that’s whar she …
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pitch count?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Holm not getting to these or is Lincecum really wild right now?
by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wild or not, he is not throwing strikes
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a good idea.
Walk two men on base for Berkman
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Tim, concentrate
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
use the force Tim
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trust your instincts.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Tim needs an orange light sabre though…
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh well
I got lazy
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use the electronic missile guidance system, Loke. That’s what it’s there for.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t really like this situation.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, this sounds a lot like a comeback
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iirc, he did the same thing against the cardinals…loading up the bases to “get to pujols.”
i think tim just likes to show up the big hitters.
by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he is just a young erratic pitcher :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s more that he just sometimes loses his command. It would be extremely dumb to intentionally put runners on base to face guys like Pujols and Berkman.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good time for a k here
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or just any sort of out.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he wanted to walk him
just so he could K berkman
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really hope he can go 6
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Right now I just hope he can get out of the inning.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-2
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3-2
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
here it comes
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Btw, either Holm can't catch
Or Tim is all over the place
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tim is all over the place
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s gotta be the heat that’s affecting him
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got 'im
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by groug on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD BERKMAN
but goddammit Tim stop scaring us.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
And +1
btw what’s Tim’s ML best for Ks in a game?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
13?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or was it 12 against the Dbacks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain
Is secretly smiling.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s only a horrible pitch if Lance doesn’t swing. And the way Lance is hitting right now, you can’t really complain that it was out of the zone there.
by paboperfecto on May 15, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, right there
Is berkman respecting Lincecum, expecting him to throw a strike and henceforth committing to a swing
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Babie are cute
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT SNEAKY S STOP SNEAKING OFF WHEN I TYPE YOU
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bottom of the lineup...
0-8
Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.
by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
0-9
Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.
by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops...1-10
Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.
by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so is Aurilia
really not completely worthless?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course not
He can keep Castillo off the field.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
win
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I probably wouldn’t tell you that I think he isn’t.
by paboperfecto on May 15, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only to another team if they also trade for Castillo.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Package Deal.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's okay
we have Nate to take their place
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
doubtful
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure
there’s a team somewhere with a bag of balls and an old corn dog that need tradin’.
Your San Francisco Giants: Maybe we'll score today.
by Widget on May 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a bag of balls and an old corn dog, but I’m not trading them for my life.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm. Corn dogs.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here comes another lost opportunity to (a) pinch hit and (b) give one of the young guns an easy day for once. ...
by Evan on May 15, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking the same thing...
Bochy will certainly wait until Lincecum gives up 2-3 more runs in the 7th to pull him.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus you’re giving up about a 10% chance to score that run from third.
by Evan on May 15, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
And with the way this dude is pitching, I woud take my chances w/ ort slapping the shit out of him
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
I’m always in favor of pulling the pitchers early, but Tim can go 1 more
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, he can. It’s just terrible strategy.
by Evan on May 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next six guys are 1/13 against him today with no walks.
by paboperfecto on May 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy - quick!
Do your best Matt Cain impression…
Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.
by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Implode in the 7th?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked Jamie Denton better when he played Mr. Lyle.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Then again
I liked a lot of people better before they were on Desperate Housewives.
Oh, Nathan Fillion… why….
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nathan Fillion is on Desperate Housewives???? ugh.
by Evan on May 15, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a regular. At least… not yet (I’ve heard unsubstantiated rumors that he might one day become one), but he’s made appearances.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s something missing in this 600 ad … can’t think of what it is …
by Evan on May 15, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OKay I'm taking a piss
Nothing bad better happen
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TMI, dude.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say the same thing every time I handly my wiggly.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Errr… handle my wiggly.
I wasn’t trying to be cute.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs