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17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Bourn Suckitude

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

im pretty sure hes not a real major leaguer

by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4th!

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The fact that bourne is still playing

is bochy-esque decision making by the stros

by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol Bourne

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or Bourn

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fifth of Beethoven!

by Grant on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Finally an out

thought that would never happen

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even Richie has a productive out!

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

world imploding

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Babe Bowker

Sure am glad to see he has made the adjustments necessary after his 4-fer-44 slump. Keep on hacking Dirtbag.

by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, too much optimism here...

Can’t you all see it??! We’re wasting this weeks allotment of runs on a day when Timmy is pitching. We only needed one!!!

Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.

by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So everyone who wanted Bowker to go back to AAA

Please raise your hand so we can slap you.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

slap

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"he then made adjustments"

And his capability to do is a very good reason NOT to send him down

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

trust me

I have been driving his bandwagon for the last year

by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't see nearly enough hands.

Do we need to dig up the thread?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damnit Flemming

just screwed the pooch talking about that which shall not be talked about

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

voldemort?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It seems so long ago

but wasn’t Freddie’s at bat sweet?

Fukusabean for not signing Fukudome

by Duelling Brandos on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

Was that this inning?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, it does make one wonder

he seems to be doing a lot with these kids. And if Feliz could have just learned to lay off the breaking ball… damn

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

i cant get over how well he hits it to left field, which is great for our park

by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So I'm good now?

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm calling a Burriss HR

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

must be inside-the-park job

Talking about Park – when was Korean Heritage Nite?

by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

manny

will be move up to 2nd on my favorite position player list if he gets a hit here

by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well we scored 4.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was still a great inning

I don’t think Timmy + Bullpen can blow a six run lead.

Oh wait. They suck.

(right?) wink….wink

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they're horrible

this is like the worst start of the year so far for Tim

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no hitter

please dont let me jinx it

by ejdacanay on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AUGH

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um

why did you do that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf r u doing?

although i guess flemming already mentioned it.

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good job dude

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please don’t let me jinx it. But I’ll say it anyway?!

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1000000000000

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.

by sfgreg on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

F

F
F
F
F
F
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The “don’t let me jinx it” always does it.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SEE?!

Totally banned.

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m going insane over here.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not enough banned puns…

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hate all kaz matsuis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinda nice to have the stress gone

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just saying

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME SIR

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't really buy into superstition all the time

but wtf is the point of saying “no hitter omg i hope i don’t jinx it!!111”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf just happened there

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL WINN

But seriously. Let’s buckle down here, timmy.

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is the ab of the game

timmy is not gonna walk him again

by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh here we go.

Who the fuck had to open their mouth?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welp, good thing the offense showed up

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow this game has gone to shit all of a sudden

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you want to call a 6-2 lead “going to shit”

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes because every comment in the gameday thread is 100% serious

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess I did. I missed the artistry of the joke

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it wasn't really a joke

just some sudden frustration

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in order for Timmy to be considered for Cy Young on this team

He’s going to have to lose less than 4 games all year and have an ERA under 2. It’s our only hope.

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stupid jinxers

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Lord

ERA = 1.86

Horrendous.

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Give me Barry Zito anyday

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Barry Zito gets a bad rap. His ERA is articficially inflated by things like “runs” and “not a lot of innings with respect to runs.”

But those are totally useless qualifiers of ERA.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD LEE

and learn how to block, Holm, seems like you miss a lot of pitches. Of course someone can tell me if I’m in the wrong

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I haven’t seen much of his defense, but from what I have seen today I kind of miss Alfonzo… :(

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LinceKKKKKum

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Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that we've banned half the members

Maybe these threads won’t get so bloated.

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we've really only banned the one guy

It just happened like 20 times.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

Holy sht. that was horrible.

by ejdacanay on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

same with freddies

ump wants to go home, its too hot

by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This inning is making me cry.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uugh

I an sensing Tim’s first self destruction of the season.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I find your lack of faith…disturbing.

twists fingers

by Grant on May 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nahh

but i dont think he should pitch more than 6 innings

by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ah i see

you’re going for the reverse-jinx. nicely done.

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i gotta say, I feel fred lewis' presence more and more.

I know he’s not the most talented fielder, but I see him lay out often, use his body, trying to make plays. For that, I’m thankful and it makes me love this team.

by LeMarquisGoux on May 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry guys

i didn’t know I had these jinxing powers.

i will go /wrists now

by ejdacanay on May 15, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You should know by saying “not jinx” that it will inevitably jinx it.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

.

the deed is finished. /wrists are no more

by ejdacanay on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don’t let the jaded hearts bring you down

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please don't

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stick around

And Try Jinxing the Astros

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess it’s good to know that Tim actually is human sometimes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1/3 human, I believe.

When you account for the robot and alien parts.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goddamit Loretta

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Augh

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ERA IS AT AN EVEN 2

OMG THIS IS TERRIBLE

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

I just took a restroom break and I come back to this!

Who is at fault here?

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God dammit, Not Steve Jaculate again.

That guy is always making a mess of things.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF IS HAPPENING HERE STOP IT YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to have to go ahead

and blame this on flemming. He mentioned it before wrist slasher did.

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wrist slasher ejaculator

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD TOWLES

and no more of these shenanigans, Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think

that timmy has reccovered

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He just needs a recharge

Quick Matt, plug him in to the wall socket!

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was impressive

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1.99 ERA

Cool #

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol@that girl flipping the K sign around rapidly

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why do I get the feeling

Not scoring that fifth run in the 3rd is going to bite us in the ass?

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HE’LL NEVER CATCH UP TO VOLQUEZ NOW!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stop reading my mind!!!

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think they should give Zito some work out of the pen today…

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lincecum takes care of his wood… get’s that feeling juuuust right….

Kruk almost took that one too far.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no homo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worthless

Cain would have gone yard there.

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

.

KKKKKK

whats his total now?

by ejdacanay on May 15, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you mean today, scroll up. If you mean the season, 59

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amy almost looks….hot today

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think everybody looks hot today, on account of the heat.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

keep drinking

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m still not seeing the conflict

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've said it before, I'll say it again

I like the way Howie rolls.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard Clemens was hitting on her

So I assume she’s 15.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

roflcopter

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NO HEAD FIRST SLIDE INTO FIRST VIZQUEL???

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For shame!

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy hell the astros are playing some seriously bad d today

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

vizquel!!!

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice to know the ugly shirt industry is still humming. Recession proof!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FTWinn

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DUUUUDDE

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randyy!

He’s hitting so well, he just made mlb.tv mosaic crash. DAMNIT

by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLSTROS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

love the D, ‘stros.

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DFA Bowker

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Sorry about roughing up Timmy, guys"

“We’ll give one back to you”

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Defensively at SS

Frandsen > Loretta
Frandsen < Loretta
Frandsen = Loretta

by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, Frandsen is a lot of things to Loretta.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frandsen < Loretta

But not by much…and he just had his achilles tendon surgically reattached.

Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.

by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just found out that there’s an Astros fan in my class. He was bragging about the Astros beating the Giants yesterday. I’d love to laugh in his face now.

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

umm

why would someone brag about beating the Giants?

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, he is from Texas…

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That guy sucks.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ask him if he got hit on by Roger Clemens

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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn’t that a rite of passage for a young Texan?

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t know, ask your classmate

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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Astros fan?

They do exist!?

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what sucks about two-out rallies

You can’t make productive outs during them.

Shoddy defense helps, however.

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is there a K discount for tickets?

Or did the Ginats decide they shouldn’t do that when Lincecum pitches?

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2008 2:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD SAMPSON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, really, did Cooper fall asleep?

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by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cooper has had some real head-scratching moves this series. He’s making Bochy look brilliant by comparison.

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dammit Tim.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know about that call.

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf

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by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pitch count?

Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!

by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Holm not getting to these or is Lincecum really wild right now?

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've got a good idea.

Walk two men on base for Berkman

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

come on Tim, concentrate

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by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

use the force Tim

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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Trust your instincts.

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by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Tim needs an orange light sabre though…

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh well

I got lazy

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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Use the electronic missile guidance system, Loke. That’s what it’s there for.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t really like this situation.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

iirc, he did the same thing against the cardinals…loading up the bases to “get to pujols.”
i think tim just likes to show up the big hitters.

by ExcuseMeSwing on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it’s more that he just sometimes loses his command. It would be extremely dumb to intentionally put runners on base to face guys like Pujols and Berkman.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good time for a k here

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he wanted to walk him

just so he could K berkman

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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get the third out, please.

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2-2

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3-2

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here it comes

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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Btw, either Holm can't catch

Or Tim is all over the place

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s gotta be the heat that’s affecting him

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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream

by rhys on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Got 'im

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by groug on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD BERKMAN

but goddammit Tim stop scaring us.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

And +1

btw what’s Tim’s ML best for Ks in a game?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

13?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or was it 12 against the Dbacks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Cain

Is secretly smiling.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s only a horrible pitch if Lance doesn’t swing. And the way Lance is hitting right now, you can’t really complain that it was out of the zone there.

by paboperfecto on May 15, 2008 2:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That, right there

Is berkman respecting Lincecum, expecting him to throw a strike and henceforth committing to a swing

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 2:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Babie are cute

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh geez, it’s only the 6th inning.

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Richie joins the hit parade!

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by Natto on May 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bottom of the lineup...

0-8

Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.

by tedfordfan on May 15, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

0-9

Delaying the disappointment: I adopt Hector Sanchez because he's only 17.

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