Open Gameday Thread, 5/15
by Grant on May 15, 2008 12:16 PM PDT
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Houston Astros at San Francisco Giants, May 15, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal fastball went snicker-snack!
He left the hitter flat, and with its bat
He went galumphing back.
"And has thou slain the Berkman?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
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F. Lewis lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .287
O. Vizquel ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
R. Winn rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .283
A. Rowand cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .331
J. Bowker 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .282
R. Aurilia 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .245
S. Holm c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .306
E. Burriss 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .265
T. Lincecum p
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on May 15, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha, Kruk going off on the radio about Joba Chamerlain’s “antics”
by xanthan on May 15, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because Joba is an ass. He hasn’t accomplished crap and think he’s the best pitcher in the universe.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting pumped out about meaningless strikeouts in the 8th inning of a blow out is what baseball is all about!
by xanthan on May 15, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'tis why Carlos Zambrano is on my shit list
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, yeah, his dad’s sick and everything, but don’t be an ass because you’re only good enough for the bullpen.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn’t seem like a very fair statement to make when he’s only in the bullpen for now to keep his innings down.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, I hate him because of how he wears his cap
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can guess you dislike Messenger?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if he was Norwegian?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would feel sorry for him
He would have no appreciation day!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? Not like this guy?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't decide my favorite part of this picture...
The ass chin or the two lower monster teeth
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexplain?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said Joba’s fist pumps are bush
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he do it a lot?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime we get the side out
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm. Half my LiveJournal friends list is in love with Joba. Even the dudes. Wonder if I’ll hear about this today.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t really get why anyone cares. Emotions run high during ballgames. Get over it. Giants pitchers have done fist pumps after getting Ks before and no one got angry at them.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s understandable when the play is made in a dire situation (i.e. Matthew Cain with the glove punch). Not when you get and out in a blowout game
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just can’t bring myself to get angry about it. If you don’t want him to fist pump or you don’t want a hitter to flip his bat after hitting a homer, then don’t strike out or don’t give up a jack.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch a game when he’s pitching. It’s borderline ass hattery.
That’s why the Yankees fans are in love with him.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ll be honest, I’ve never watched him pitch a game (been unable to watch any games at all since he came up). But I’ve never gotten all that bent out of shape over Carlos Zambrano and I doubt I’ll care all that much about Joba.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zambrano is just good, plus he’s established. Can’t hate the guy.
Though the look on his face was priceless when Cain went yard on him.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it's OK to be an ass if you're good?
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention… Joba isn’t exactly established yet, but he has shown himself to be pretty damn good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come to think of it. No. I don’t like the guy. I’ll respect his abilities.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s been doing the douchebag reactions to getting Ks since before he was established.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of a-holes doing stupid showoff stuff on the mound, I used to hate Carlos Perez or whatever his name was, that jerk on the Dodgers who would strike a pose whenever he struck someone out.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re trying their best to one up Barry’s pirouette. But have failed miserably for the past 10+ years and counting.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still one of the greatest moments of my life.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was in yankee stadium last week
Jabba came in and the fans went nuts. I really enjoyed all the Star Wars stuff that flashed around the stadium, when he came in. The when Mariano Rivera came in to Enter Sandman, and the lyrics were put up on the big screen I got pretty pumped again.
Star War and Metallica fandom. My inner-14 year old me loves that stuff
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on May 15, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I had my way..
Players would drive a tiny flashing moped around the base paths when they hit a HR. It would be awesome. And they’d be wearing LED belt buckles. Oh yes.
by xanthan on May 15, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you one better
Segway?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course
then you run the chance of losing your “B”
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xanthan gets it!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone who did that would automatically become my favorite player ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s gotta do some magic tricks too
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT TRICKS!
Tricks are what whores do for money
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or candy!
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on May 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Went to a Lynchburg Hillcats game last week...
They actually did play The Final Countdown at the end of the game. It was sweet.
Not sweet enough to make up for the 8-1 loss to the Winston-Salem Warthogs, though.
I can't wait for May to come around - then I won't be teased for being a Giants fan anymore. I swear these Virginians don't know what they're talking about.
by KyrieEleison on May 15, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHINJO!
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Goose Gossage contacted Joba about his celebration fist-pump-scream thing he does when he K’s someone and told him to tone it down. Kruk and Kuip basically agreed with Goose, saying that it’s bush to celebrate like that, especially if you’re only pitching the 8th inning.
by xanthan on May 15, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only hate this type of behavior
if the same pitcher also gets upset when someone stands there and watches a homerun. If you celebrate striking someone out, you get to watch me do cartwheels all around the bases after I take you yard.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum is hitting .268 so....
.385
.331
.306
.287
.283
.282
.268
.265
.245
Pretty darn impressive.
16-23....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Jabberwocky FTW!
Timmy Day is the best day, bringing joy to all the good boys and girls.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Timmy Day everyone
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STEVE HOLM! sighting
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is the temp going to make the park play small today?
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Borogove
A thin shabby-looking bird with its feathers sticking out all round, something like a live mop. The initial syllable of borogove is pronounced as in borrow, rather than as in burrow.
Tim Y/N?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got to a version of the poem put to music back in High School Choir. It was pretty fun, actually… a little bit more tonal than you might expect for that sort of poem, but then again, I’m not sure we were really qualified to be singing Schoenberg or something.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that anyone should be qualified to sign Schoenberg
Pierrot Lunaire’s Der Mondfleck is a great piece of unintentional comedy.
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I guess.
But the real question – where on earth did you find this?
16-23....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 12:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you mean the definition of borogove? It’s on Wikipedia’s Jabberwocky page. So Tim’s not shabby looking nor is he avain but his hair sticks out everywhere and he’s skinny.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my thoughts exactly
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH HAPPY DAY HAPPY DAY!!
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holm and Lincecum work well together
Is it Thai Heritage Day? Sa wad dee krab
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, I turned on the Gameday Audio right in the middle of a note of the SSB. That was a shock.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
one of the few benefits
of an office job :)
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Work sucks, but at least we can make The Man pay for our AC for eight hours a day.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what I’m talking about.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see
no more high socks. 2 straight starts
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
meh
never been a fan. Prefer the baggy look. I know that makes me a terrible person in baseball circles, but whatev
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim ditched the socks?
booooooooo
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO MORE SOCKS? DDDDDDD:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bourn putting up a good fight.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
but..down he goes!
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my.
grant is here
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird.
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the heck?
Did you make some sort of moderator psychic connection that only you have access to?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEAT
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Love it!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice change
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD BOURNE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
meat!
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bourn swung like 3 feet over that changeup.
by xanthan on May 15, 2008 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He had nothing on that first Hunter Pence swing, though.
by Grant on May 15, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He made Pence look real bad in that AB.
by xanthan on May 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Tim Lincecum. SIDDOWN, PENCE
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can't say I've ever had a man crush
before Timmy
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD PENCE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nasty
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
My GF called and I had to turn off the radio!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
struck out pence
on 3 pitches, each making him look more ridiculous than the first
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You meant good god, right?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point
If he flew over the RF wall and ran across the water to catch a splash hit, I wouldn’t be entirely shocked
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thou shalt not have false idols before Tim.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
15 pitches, 12 strikes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and he plays for teh Giants?? weird
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Tim
keep the pitch count down! God you suck!...are we still doing this reverse jinx thing?
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ILU Tim
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
Heat wave + art school students = bad bad combination
by Natto on May 15, 2008 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who’s aware of the existence of deodorant.
by Natto on May 15, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that...
Reminds me of being @ a Phish concert.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It should be a law that Lincecum doesn’t pitch on weekday day games in which I am stuck at work looking f$#kin GameDay Pitch-By-Pitch. This is cruel
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 15, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Timmy always pitches on crappy days
Oh, and you don’t need to censor yourself, this IS the internerd
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon is musing on how to pronounce Sampson’s name.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the Philistines are upon you!
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
what’s funny about chris sampson?
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s reminding us that it’s pronounced with a P and not like the biblical figure Samson.
by Natto on May 15, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhh
he certainly isn’t pitching like samson would. Samson would destroy the stadium after giving up b2b hits to viz/winn
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He is probably looking pretty good to them so far.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd trade him for this "Youkelis" character
I hear he’s pretty OK
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Omar is hitting .300 into July and some teams are interested, I’d be pretty mad at Sabes if he doesn’t trade him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we
thinking about the same guy here?
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah...
no way omar hits .300 into july
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true. but either way, if teams are interested…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
has it been determined if omar has enough games left to vest the option year?
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think so.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s impossible for him to reach it now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet
but what does mine say?
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's quoting this really bad movie nobody's ever seen.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ballpark name change
Totally brillig post, Grant. Those borogroves from Houston don’t stand a chance.
by biff pocoroba on May 15, 2008 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I always hated that stupid poem.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get this party started
Beach Ball in da hizzie
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HITS!!
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i like hits
i also like lamp
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The boxscore says it’s 95 degrees there. Is it really 95 degrees there?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m horror striken for them right now. I mean, it’s 100 here in Concord where I am, but this happens every summer. 95 in the city is fucking hot.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way it's hotter there than in the Valley...just no way.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well its 80 in Vancouver today
so it must be 95 in SF
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s really hot in the city right now
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone quick get a mister and follow Tim around! And water! Lots of drinking water!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was hotter than shit when I got home last night
On Portrero Hill
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in minnesota
certainly doesn’t feel like that here
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where all the lights are on
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
94 degrees in Pacifica
means it must be really hot downtown. Anything over 65 is a heat wave here.
by rightcenterfielder on May 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think seeing the sun in Pacifica is a shocking thing
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
loloretta
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hey we scored a run
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLORETTA!!!
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they gave Rowand a single on that one
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowker w/ the Sac Fly
Situational Hitting!
I like this kid!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv mosaic
is like 10-15 seconds behind
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I has runz?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
if by wet you mean "get a sac fly" then yes, he's soaking
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it rained here today.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was under the impression that it always rained there.
by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which reminds me of Hugh Laurie’s monologue from when he hosted SNL. He said that he would bring a lot of British influence to the show such as punchlines with extremely complicated set ups with very little pay off, at some point it will rain, and of course, “bollocks”.
by Natto on May 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Am I that far ahead of everyone ? lol
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
where?
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Miller won't shut up about Sampson.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BANNED
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In an affectionate way...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEAD BANNED!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops
When I posted it, I didn’t see that guy in front signalling that this was Hitler’s band…
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
headBAND
Also: banned.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a stretch...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I posted the Money for Nothing video maybe it would have been clearer. That’s Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there’s some hotlinking going on, because all I see is “Free Music Resources”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
great shot
of timmy in the dugout
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 15, 2008 1:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia Ground out
For those of you on Gameday.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could've told you that without hearing it
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
much more fun when i know something good is coming
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking forward to the upcoming Berkman/Timmy showdown.
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
then it would just be Berkman
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There will be a tear in the fabric of the universe
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or there can be a walk
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One good thing about gameday:
it lets you watch highlights soon after they happen. That’s actually pretty sweet.
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, true.
I should have both going…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dont get me wrong
mlb.tv is wayyy better. But gameday: not so bad
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no it isn't
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that’s what she told me.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew…...
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Berkman Bag Stealing and stuff
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he slide jaw first?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen Holm have to make a throw to second. Are his mechanics always so slow?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he’s not good at throwing out runners.
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darn
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we should see if Nate could go behind the plate?
:)
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKK though
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell
can berkman steal a base?
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's what he's been chewing on the last couple of years
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timmy
needs 5 more Ks to lead the majors
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
X FTW!
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IN THE X FILES MOVIE NO LESS
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
X to the Z
I am so there for that by the way.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and me both. Remember when I had that dream where I was Dana Scully and my boyfriend was all like “Are you fucking around with Mulder again!??”? I think I was pre-obsessing when that happened.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Xzibit was blogging on his MySpace about shooting the movie and he typed “LOL” at the end of some sentances. For some reason, thinking about Xzibit sitting at a computer and typing LOL was…well, it ws LOL.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Kruk has never heard of the double play
“Nothing better than a one pitch out. In baseball”.
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
come on Tim
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Inning over
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
15/inning
perfect. This dude is stella
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
prefer less
7 innings @ 15 per innings = 105
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no hitter: 2/9 of the way complete
(ducks)
Dodgers fans eat their young.
by redhornet78 on May 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it worked that time
but I, for one, don’t buy walking Berkman with nobody out, up 2-0
by BigO on May 15, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was it on purpose? Tim does not exactly have pinpoint control yet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on the radio
so I just assumed that 4 straight balls meant that it was (at least partly)
by BigO on May 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Astros Announcer...
Just said the sun was hot.
This is one of the most insightful things I have ever heard him say.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
did anyone listen to dan patrick yesterday?
had will shatner on doing the Miracle on Ice and the Bill Buckner calls in the Captain Kirk voice. Classic.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
downloading the podcast
now. That sounds great.
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
90 plus degrees - why isn't Amy wearing a bikini?
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because it’s not LA.
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you saying the bay area doesn't sport bikinis?
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sport bikinis? Are those like sport bras?
My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.
by howtheyscored on May 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vin Scully wears a bikini on hot days?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ew
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for that
now im gouging my eyes out
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is so funny and gross.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would make some sarcastic remark about credibility but there’s nothing left to lose.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This ump’s strike zone is tall and skinny. Like Shawn Bradley.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rockstar shades, leather jacket…is Flem midlifing already?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just needs that pseudo mohawk now.
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this Towles? Isn’t he a south park character?
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know what’s goin on, man
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's meet in The Castro after the game
In a monumental victory for the gay rights movement, the California Supreme Court overturned a voter-approved ban on gay marriage Thursday in a ruling that would allow same-sex couples in the nation’s biggest state to tie the knot.
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My dad will be pleased that I don’t have to move to New Jersey now.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marriage in general is just a bad idea
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah but now everyone has the right to mess up their lives equally!
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this should open up Pandora's Box to polygamy and other relationships
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marrying turtles! Marrying watermelons! Turtles marrying watermelons of the same gender! THINK OF THE CHILDREN
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been with a turtle for 15 years.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhhhhhh
Nice.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how can you discriminate against someone who wants 2 wifes or a wife and a husband?
by wilriv21 on May 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NAAAASSSTTTYYYY
theres that curve i havent seen much
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 Pitches
STFD Towles
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD TOWLES
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pitcher out in front
of the 95 mph fastball.. change coming?
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DON’T. WALK. MICHAEL. BOURNE.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how can a .186 hitter
be playing every day? let alone hitting leadoff
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
cough cough Dave Roberts cough cough
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad strike zone
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sounds like it was a nice play by Burriss
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i like manny at 2nd
WWAAAAYYYYY more than durham or velez
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd prefer Morgan, Collins or Hornsby
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I guess since Collins and Hornsby are corpses
and Morgan is too busy complaining about Billy Beane…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He never should’ve written Moneyball.
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3/9
I won’t say anything else.
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*plugs ears*
NAA NAHHHHA NAAAAHAENEAHAHAA I CAN’T HEAR YOU
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have a something to say about this
except we’re not talking about anything yet.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah me too
looks like a baseball player, seems to have good fundementals
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too :)
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
been sort-of listening
any walks yet?
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just berkman
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ye of little faith
after that amazing punchout of Poo holes I fear no batter when Timmy pitches.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s probably for the better.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 15, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
only to the berkMAN
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd base ump with an itchy trigger finger
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
gross
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
every time i see your screen name
I think of the Assman Seinfeld episode.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Freddie
Go Fantasy Team!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HITS
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice piece of hitting by flew
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FREDDIE FREDDIE FREDDIE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
another Samson reference. Miller, how I love thee.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AstrLOLS
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all season
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
anal fissures
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by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MORE HITS
Nice baserunning lewis
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by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HITTING HITTING HITTING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RANDAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOOOO TRADE VALUE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HITS X3
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy makes me Winn!
Wait, that seems wrong.
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Winn Schrutes me make?
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats an out in the night time
but a homer in houston
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Visquel - .467
That’s not something you see every day.
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know...
as much as we mock this “speed and defense” business, it really is nice to have these guys score easily on XBH.
Proud pappa of....STEVE HOLM!!
by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah no freaking kidding.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Bowker
Get Wet
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Winn:
hittin ur carz
not leevin no notezz
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROWAND
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
um..
are we a good offensive team? im confused
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nah
just not a horrible one.
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RUNNNNNSSSSS!!
17-24....500 is seeming like an impossible dream
by rhys on May 15, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ROFL @ THIS GAME!!
YESS!!! AND tim’s pitching! It’s gonna hold up!
by bondslegend on May 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO Astros
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
by Karlifornia on May 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowser!
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOWKER’D
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New Thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2008/5/15/510112/open-gameday-thread-ii-28
The old one just wasn’t working out.
by Grant on May 15, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I Can Haz Runs!
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by groug on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bourne cant hit
or play center.. he wouldnt even make our team
by Azmanz on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John Bowker:
Solution @ 1st base.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
back up to .291 now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
final?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing they have Bourne's speed
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by UnleashTheGore on May 15, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Homer Sampson
D’OH!!!!
Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 15, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
OMG HAPPIES TIMMY DAY PPL!!!
Teh Asstros presents are on the bench, meat!
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
by shikantaza on May 15, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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