Open Gameday Thread, 5/14
by Grant Brisbee on May 14, 2008 5:45 PM PDT
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PrintHouston Astros at San Francisco Giants, May 14, 2008 7:15 PM PDT
Mischion Impossible.
When you Misch upon a star...
Misch Congeniality...
Misch heads, Misch heads, roly-poly Misch heads....
Misch of the North Star....
I think I'm done for a while. Now, under no circumstances are you to keep the puns going until the game starts. That would be awful.
Misch.
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Not me
Now, under no circumstances are you to keep the puns going until the game starts. <
Don’t worry. I will not Mischbehave.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
I'd say this game is a Can't Misch.
I wouldn’t dismisch the possibility of a win, although my predictions of late have been hit-and-misch.
Now the question is, how can I work in “mischionary position”?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
This Thread Is Quickly Becoming...
...a misch-mash of good and bad humor.
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by BruteSentiment on May 14, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you guys have this down Pat.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
Enough misching around
Do you realize Livan Hernandez has six wins and a 3.90 ERA for the first-place Twins? A sure sign the apocalypse is upon us.
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 14, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
good for him!
i’ve always had a soft spot. too bad he never was able to stay focused.
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I think his hobby was riding bikes
more of that, maybe?
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you hear Kruk's story on KNBR
Estes stealing a police officer’s bike while Estes was drunk in Los Gatos
Let's bring the...
There is a cycle joke in here somewhere, but damned if I can find it.
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Now see I knew I had a crush on him for a good reason.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
good to see Castillo and Burriss back in there tonight. Not that they’re any good, but lately it looks like Bochy is slipping the old guys in there again.
Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment
Never good to see Castle.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
we don’t have Manny more puns left.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
pat misch
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 14, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Is it just me
or do Brian Wilson’s eyes make it look like he is on shrooms all the time?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
this is probably the most frustrating misch-mash team
but then again, they get really exciting to watch too
shit man....
i went to the game last night…. it was a lot deader (more dead) than i thought it’d be. it was a joke…. kinda even embarassing
i’ve been in texas, so i’ve watched about 2 giants games this season, both on espn and both away games
Don't even get me started
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 14, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd sooner just not go to class
But that was 2002, this lot wouldn’t get that treatment.
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
Misch is a "major league pitcher"
So far that’s been a misch-nomer
Hope he starts doing better today.
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
What is the stolen base percentage against the Giants?
It’s gotta be over .900, right?
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
I have no idea
But they have def thrown out a few.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't seen many
I’ve seen many more who have been successful.
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
Well that is just a given.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that's not very good
But it’s better than I thought it was
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
Another Man Utd fan!
There’s only one Ryan Giggs!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 14, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hell, this is going to be a long game.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
eh,
He can strikeout anywhere.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants Gameplan: Make Lance Berkman beat you
not sure they’re doing it right.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
You got it wrong. It's Let Berkman beat you.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
for various definitions of "dealing"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He's dealing crap
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 14, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
he thought you said stadium.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it opposite day again?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
I have no class today
Another lucky day just like yesterday, I hope again Giants do so.
Giants the never sunset.
I never have class.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no class today
I am sure you have some redeeming qualities
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The Norweigan's are bastards.
They get all the appreciation days
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side
This pitcher sucks.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
As usual
The Giants are trying to disprove that
by rightcenterfielder on May 14, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that usher's life almost took a serious turn for the worse
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Posterchild for "Watch the fucking game!"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
WTG Ray
Swing at the first pitch!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
"Randy Winn's Hot"
This series : 2 for 8.
yeah!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
How many pitches did Moehler throw that inning ?
like 5 ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Why yes it is
I wish me and my wife could have made it out to the game.
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
My wife (and her family of course) are Filipino
We get Turkey for Thanksgiving. :p
We also get pancit, but no lumpia. :(
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
We have turkey in our family too
We have a little of everything. There’s the traditional turkey, mashed potatoes, and ham, but we also have some Korean noodles from my Korean aunt, and of course, sticky rice, chow mein, and other Chinese stuff. I’m so hungry now.
Back in the day
a buddy of mine from the Marine Corps was a Flip from Daly City who prepared some lumpia and had some fine pinay to party
Heh…the fish scored 6 in the top of the 9th to tie the Reds
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie was emotionable when he saw that he played in his 1,000th game
thanks Amy!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
I wasn't going to say anything.
I’m glad you did.
I still think she’s a babe.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention the worst pickoff move for a lefthander I have ever seen...
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
That is the very definition of "Going through the motions."
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
We let Berkman Hit off the T.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
the Giants don't have any advance scouts
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
that, too
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Their scouts use an etch-a-sketch to take notes
Damn things always get shook up when they check their bags at the airport
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
CBS Sportsline summary of first innning
Moehler, unlike Misch, has no trouble with the first inning. Though Lewis made contact on a hard foul ball that nearly took the head off an usher in right field, nothing else made a dent in his résumé.
Let's bring the...
"Rally Killer right there"
Talking about the bunted 3rd strike, or Castillo?”
Both.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Just remember, no matter how badly this goes tonite, its only like 15 hours till Timmy time
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet, Tomorrows Game is @ 10 Am???
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
well, assuiming this ends aroudn 10
it’s at 1pm tomorrow, isn’t it?
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Good pick Bowk
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
12:45 i thought?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
I misched that.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does it seem like Molina is always hitting
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
GAMER!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Rowand.
Moehler has a T, too!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Back to Back right here
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah but if it's going to be this kinda game
We can’t keep up :)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
K Castillo
If you hit one out, I will like you until next game.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
What about a judy?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, guys... this dude sucks.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job Castillo
But whenever you fail in the future I will be forced to mispronounce your name horribly. I will pronounch the ill in your name like the word ill. It will sound silly.
You avoided it this time. But you are warned.
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
No ground balls misch!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
How is that happening to us????
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LUCK
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man lewis that was your pitch!
Even tho I hate the first pitch w/ RISP.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Or the Astro's defense just kinda sucks.
Dammit Lewis.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the sun has already gone down...
Unless you mean the moon, because surely you can’t be integrating mythology with an Astros error.
by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The Astros are master of playing the Giants' style of ball
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
They have overacheived at the giants style of ball.
Even we don’t make that many mistakes.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
wheelin' it big in the outer outfield
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah But Rowand brought the beer.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could edit
your username.
Notgardo, I still love you -- but you're grounded. No Guitar Hero for a month, no Cheez-Its for two months, and NO BASEBALL! This hurts me as much as it hurts you.
by tk on May 14, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Swager?
Like, Wager?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, totally wiped out the baserunners.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Pink is where the party ends.
If you’re lucky.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Premature Elation
damn Kuiper…
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
Chances of Ray getting traded if he hits. 290?
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
290%
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I only did that for a good response.
I am satisfied now.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Durham with the gritty slap ground ball
On ball 4.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Ray from across the bay
should go away
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Geez, that was a really long inning.
And we wern’t even on the field.
I’m confused.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Would someone take Durham
if the Giants asked for nothing in return? Is that legal? Just take his contract and don’t give anything back.
yes.
Maybe we can trade him to the A’s for Raj Davis.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And some red vines.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Tom Tolbert was black! lol
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Tom Tolbert couldn't jump over
a wheat thin.
Adopted Giant: John Bowker
"Swing Hard. Swing Early. Swing Often."
by The Agent of Matt Herges on May 14, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but
He laced them up.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, funny.
For some reason I’ve started craving Mcdonalds
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
With Savory mayonaise?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I fucking Hate Mayo
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, we get a doo-over on the game now.
Let’s not mess THIS one up.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Durham
Was there any doubt he wasn’t going to “pick Lewis up”?
Orange Black and Blue - The Purgatory of the Giants Lost
No.
I have to say, I’m glad the Durham hate hasn’t subsided.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Castillo
Trying to get his way back into my heart.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
Hmm
Did he just recently level up his defense or something? Maybe found the ‘glove of Feliz’ which adds four points to fielding?
Only 932 games until the end of Zito's contract
But + 10 to "GIDP"
It’s one of THOSE Items.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
or he’s trying to get into your pants?
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 14, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he will like what he finds there.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
if he is I guess I will like what he finds in the Fairweather pants.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 14, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I am just confused...
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m looking at my last comment and I am too. I think I meant to say he will like what he finds but maybe that was a freudian slip
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 14, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's just pretend this never happened.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
To quote Heath
“I ain’t queer or nothin, that was just kinda a one time thing”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Norwegian
I have had worked with Norway Embassy (Royal Norwegian Embassy) a month in last year.
Another Norwegian ? ;)
Giants the never sunset.
My family is fom Oslo
I was born in the states
by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Read:
Not “Park”
“Yard: the green part”
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
SuperBike! I can't wait for tomorrow night's pre-game show!
thanks, Amy G!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
She is off a little.
Probably nervous ‘cause she knows I am watching.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
She shouldn't be nervous (especially about that)
Plus, she replaced Cammie! The pressure’s off!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
If I could take the bike and leave Amy out of this whole thing, that would make me happy.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ownage
Why would you bunt if you’re hitting over .500 against Moehler, Winn?
Orange Black and Blue - The Purgatory of the Giants Lost
Actually they’re not. Friday is Japanese Night and I wanna go but I’m poor. :(
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t even have 6.80, man. Payday ain’t for a week. I’m truly po’folks here.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking long single off the the bat of Benji
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 14, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Carlol LoLee
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 14, 2008 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
Our window to score runs
Is between Molina and Castillo
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions