Houston @ San Francisco GameThread, May 14, 2008 7:15 PM PDT

Houston Astros	San Francisco Giants
Michael Bourn - CF	Fred Lewis - LF
Kazuo Matsui - 2B	Ray Durham - 2B
Miguel Tejada - SS	Randy Winn - RF
Lance Berkman - 1B	Bengie Molina - C
Carlos Lee - LF	Aaron Rowand - CF
Hunter Pence - RF	John Bowker - 1B
Mark Loretta - 3B	Jose Castillo - 3B
Brad Ausmus - C	Emmanuel Burriss - SS
Brian Moehler - P	Pat Misch - P

There’s something amisch about this game day thread.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 14, 2008 5:47 PM PDT 0 recs

I usually try to Misch his starts

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 14, 2008 5:48 PM PDT 0 recs

I am going to misch this start but I’ll keep him in my thoughts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 14, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up 0 recs

Not me

Now, under no circumstances are you to keep the puns going until the game starts. <

Don’t worry. I will not Mischbehave.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 5:48 PM PDT 0 recs

I think you

Mischintepreted the request.

by Viliphied on May 14, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up 0 recs

It was just a mischunderstanding.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up 0 recs

That was good, Mischter Grant.

by withclubsauce on May 14, 2008 5:54 PM PDT 0 recs

I'd say this game is a Can't Misch.

I wouldn’t dismisch the possibility of a win, although my predictions of late have been hit-and-misch.

Now the question is, how can I work in “mischionary position”?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 14, 2008 5:56 PM PDT 0 recs

This Thread Is Quickly Becoming...

...a misch-mash of good and bad humor.

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by BruteSentiment on May 14, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up 0 recs

Patrick Misch

Keep the ball in the yard.

Get some swing and misches

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2008 6:02 PM PDT 0 recs

It would be a mischtake to continue with the puns.

SAVE_US.RAY
Nattowear: now featuring new crap!

by Natto on May 14, 2008 6:07 PM PDT 0 recs

There is a Mischtake in the lineup

Cain should be batting 5th and playing third

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 14, 2008 6:13 PM PDT 0 recs

Swing and a misch!

Notgardo, I still love you -- but you're grounded. No Guitar Hero for a month, no Cheez-Its for two months, and NO BASEBALL! This hurts me as much as it hurts you.

by tk on May 14, 2008 6:14 PM PDT 0 recs

Oh, Misch. Again.

by Dan from NM on May 14, 2008 6:16 PM PDT 0 recs

Obama is there today or did you misch him

by wilriv21 on May 14, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up 0 recs

I think you guys have this down Pat.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 14, 2008 6:19 PM PDT 0 recs

You don’t misch a trick!

by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up 0 recs

I think you need a PAT on the back

ugh

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 6:29 PM PDT 0 recs

Enough misching around

Do you realize Livan Hernandez has six wins and a 3.90 ERA for the first-place Twins? A sure sign the apocalypse is upon us.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 14, 2008 6:30 PM PDT 0 recs

And Estes won his 100th game last night

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 14, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up 0 recs

Mind-boggling

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by Natto on May 14, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

The cosmos are Misching with us.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 14, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up 0 recs

good for him!

i’ve always had a soft spot. too bad he never was able to stay focused.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up 0 recs

He just needed to surf more. He misched it.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 14, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up 0 recs

I think his hobby was riding bikes

more of that, maybe?

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up 0 recs

Did you hear Kruk's story on KNBR

Estes stealing a police officer’s bike while Estes was drunk in Los Gatos

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 14, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up 0 recs

sigh...

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up 0 recs

There is a cycle joke in here somewhere, but damned if I can find it.

by Lars The Wanderer on May 14, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up 0 recs

Now see I knew I had a crush on him for a good reason.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up 0 recs

good to see Castillo and Burriss back in there tonight. Not that they’re any good, but lately it looks like Bochy is slipping the old guys in there again.

Brian Sabean's new dad: Firm believer in corporal punishment

by rxmeister on May 14, 2008 6:39 PM PDT 0 recs

Never good to see Castle.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 14, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

needs more puns.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 14, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up 0 recs

I think that post qualifies as a mischdemeanor.

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by Natto on May 14, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up 0 recs

we don’t have Manny more puns left.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 14, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up 0 recs