The other Gameday Thread
Cain is very ineffective.
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Hog poop!
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A theme which must be brought forward
Nice going, Satyr
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurilia = veteran savvy + 1
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
500$ for each zito K to the troops
worst. promotion. everrrr
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He should donate 500k for every earned run.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but after the 2 weeks are up - what's next?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on May 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
er, 500$
maybe 500k per strikeoout.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody close their eyes, Berkmans up. If we can’t see him, he can’t hit
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will copy and paste that one for later
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That inning was the suckiest bunch of suck I’ve ever seen suck.
by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this lead off bunt strategy that Houston is using.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
::barf::
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
In relation to Natto:
Barf in the third degree
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost there. Drinking some 2 buck chuck tonight.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know what that is, but I’m lighting a candle for you right now.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, cheap chuck roast in a blender
Bloody awful
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one shop at Trader Joes
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charles Shaw merlot , $2.99 a bottle.
heh!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey – I like the 2 buck chuck cabernet.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, cain
WTF man? ENOUGH with this 1-2-3 crap!
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain even sucks with a bat.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a no-doubter.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MATTY!!!!!!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF??
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lol left behind on the last post
MATTTTTT FUCKING CAAAAAAAIN
(sucks)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's sofaMike in the third row
falling over backwards with a beer while pointing to the fence
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny you mention that
I was in 139 that day
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean,
fuck cain, only like 350 on that HR? You suck!!!!
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain
3rd or 4th on the giants in HR?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4th
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Misread that, nvm
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freddie
You suck
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cycle watch.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Fred Lewis. It would be seriously awesome to hit for the cycle on the same date two years in a row.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it really the same date?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s what Flem just said.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOME RUN AWAY FROM THE CYCLE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FRED!!
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New cleanup hitter?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
can he play third?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad we ain’t in the American League, that would be our DH
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our pitchers have been hitting pretty well so far. Lincecum has several hits, and Cain with the power. Hennessey, when he comes back up, can hit, and when (if?) Noah returns, that’ll make it even better.
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’d say it’s pretty okay
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit and Run Saves us
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain = Our New Starting Third Baseman!
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard he has an arm
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cain was just embarassed about that run he gave up.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Freddie’s got his BA back up to .300.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And I’d just like to point out that I turned on the tv and my first sight was Cain crushing that ball out of the park. I am GOOD.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are just that good
the game is now under control.
Turn off the TV and see you tomorrow
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I’d still like to get Lewis the cycle. Especially since I just put him back in my fantasy lineup today (mentioning since I know how fascinated y’all are in hearing about the fantasy teams of others).
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
some dude won the kragen’s grand slam inning warm up jacket for that Cain jack. i like when that happens.
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, how many Giants have more HRs than Cain? Molina, Rowand, Bowker…who else?
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
lewis
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and aurilia
Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I won that I would have to mail that jacket to Cain, just on general principle
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewis and Aurilia have 3
Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?
by scotterduder on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or we could ask...
Which lineup regulars have fewer HRs than Cain (I’m looking at you, Randy Winn).
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck these MLB.tv ads
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY
Why is bonds not in those moronic fucking ads???
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can’t see God
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
word
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whose this Bonds you are refering to?
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Selig is trying the "close your eyes " thing that worked so well on berkman.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must be Bobby Bonds Jr. Used to be a low-level minor leaguer for us.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kruk:
Aurillia > Castillo
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he knows.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone Knows.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
everybody knows
that’s how it goes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
However, most fans agree
Hog poop > Aurilia
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m satyricrash and I approve this message.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's satyricrash
And his R&D Dept developed and copyrighted this concept
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by some property of logic
Castillo = absolutelyfukinghorrible
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look, a new thread.
I was starting to wonder where everyone else went.
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
um, it’s starting to get light outside again. does this mean i should go to bed?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not until the Giants winn.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today was my last day of school.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yesterday
was mine
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park
by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron
You do not play with your Gold Glove
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"I thought it was awefully heavy"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't that dipwad
be foxhunting, or something?
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to make a Clint Barmes joke, but that was deer hunting.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand looked like Freddie on that play
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Return the favor
Freddy did a Rowand yesterday—bellyflopping on a baseball
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Astros gameday thread is at 26, that means we don’t have a life, right?
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d prefer to think it means that nobody likes the Astros.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
basically
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
way harsh, tai
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another crappy inning. How long are they going to leave him in??
by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably long enough
to really screw my fantasy team.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
i could use that .313 average on my fantasy teams
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park
by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt started out okay but god he’s falling apart now.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Cain ditched them when he had that crappy outing.
by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn’t want to be mistaken as Zito’s buddy
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are the socks still high though?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of think Amy Gutierrez is an android.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A babe android.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you like women who look like a horse, kind of like Sarah Jessica Parker.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
did anyone see the thing she wore to the SATC premiere?
brb lollin forever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Reagan era missile.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that part of the Star Wars program?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I’m going to need a link or something to get this one? or a pic?
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was like a palm tree or something growing out of her head.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She has the finest landscapers in the business.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/12/sarah-jessica-parker-sex-and-the-city-premiere/
I hope this isn’t alook that catches on.
by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has flora and fauna in it
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I especially love the people who are praising the look in the comments section.
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend kindly told me to go to gofugyourself. It looks like something is growing out of her brain.
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
It has been 1 year since Freddie’s last cycle.
That’s some reporting Amy. That, or you looked on wikpedia
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ummmmmm
whhaaaaats a cyyyycle?? Your eyes are soo caauuuutte
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Bowker
Turn that one a little..
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chances
that Cain is left in too long and blows the game?
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Quite Possible.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's at 80 pitches right now
I’d let him start, but take him out at the first sign of trouble.
by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As would I.
But alas, Natto + Ian =! Bochy.
Well, we’ve got an O.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unclear
Ask again later
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way.
That never happens.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there’s a chance cain is left in too long and the bullpen blows it
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park
by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
basically the same thing..
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't make it up...
just look at the inherited runners scored % for the bullpen when relieving cain last season.
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park
by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's an equal chance
that we will witness pure suck any second now
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Failure-twin Powers
Activate!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4-5-6 hitters
are 0-9
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park
by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love this commercial.
If only for the elbow drop Rowand does at the end.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just saw it for the first time. And while I wouldn’t advise A-Row to quit his day job, it did cause me to lol… for real, not just internet speak.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to Tap Plastics commercial
scratches head in a puzzled manner
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a subtle message
As in, maybe Aaron “swings” from both sides of the plate?
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cain is at PC of 80
let him finish the game
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he's politically correct at 80
then bring in his running mate now
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay everyone, are you ready?
It’s the magical Matt Cain falls apart inning. Cross your fingers…
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Magical Myster Matt Tour
Tickets at Window B
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you fall apart if you suck?
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cross your toes
Plug your ears and blow your nose
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooo It's starting.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
Asian reporter dude snoozin
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"when is bonds up?"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*PUNTS*
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A choice the Yorks could have made with
Nolan
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drink some Coffee, Meat.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wil reminds Natto that this is
Wil’s Asian Heritage Week 7
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let me know when the pretty pinays arrive
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have good tastes my friend
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suggest you get a Waikiki hotel room and wait for 8 a.m.
Housekeeping!
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walking Bourne is almost like walking the pitcher!
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Except the pitcher won't steal 2nd
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and 3rd
Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park
by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you update your signature every day?
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I add a letter to mine daily
moggeetrondonsonyon
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just about
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf Matt how the hell do you walk Bourne
WHY DO YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean like the most he’ll do if he makes contact is single.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know Matty
Can’t do anything simple-like.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is one of the best broadcasts in quite awhile. Good showing K&K.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for bullpen actionactionaction
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here it comes...
...just like clockwork.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seeya
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops Cain
Clearly you didn’t get the memo.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD MATSUI
god you suck Cain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain sez: Suck it.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
horrible horrible inning
can we just end these shenanigans already?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rod Stewart says "7 IP, 1 ER"
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wake up Matty
I think I got somethin’ to say to you
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to bed after Freddie hits.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably shot themselves having to listen to their announcers.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go over and post the SJP pic, that’ll spark things up over there.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
do any other teams have the post count that the McCoven has? Red Sox, mebbe?
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We do suffer from diarreha of the keyboard
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tejada flies to Rowand.
Aaron flips the ball into the crowd and then…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...he runs into...
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...the dugout!
Jeez , no one picked up on that. You ALL fail.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grown Giant Fans Don't Beg
We cry a lot, though
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta give props to any player that wears glasses when he plays. Unless it’s Gagne.
by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Sabo-style GOGGLES, I meant to say.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only blind pitcher in MLB history

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, I just turned my tv on after briefly walking the dog. And yet somehow, Cain did not homer. Maybe the mojo will wear off on Lewis instead.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewis Sucks
DFA
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
can’t wait until Dave Roberts comes back.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gamer.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not this time. Too bad
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Bourn
Why couldn’t you let it bounce off your head like Canceco?
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Classic!
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar is dirty
Obviously he is in the gamer business.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
booooo!!!
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ok good night everybody
make sure cain doesn’t suck too much.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you’re leaving us an impossible task
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Sabean asks Giant fans to watch his team in 2008)
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
golf clap
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was too fast
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With Jimmy Carter?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
History's greatest Munster:
Herman, Eddy or Grandpa?
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Compliments of Cubs fan Tom Dressen
Plato Jackson was asked to use the word “motif” in a sentence.
“Jimmy Carter has mo’ teeth than any man I have ever seen”.
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flem
“Cain’s going back out there , he’s thrown 92 pitches…”
They probably expect it as well.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously pushing it here..
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Roy Hobbs.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Roy Halladay
Wait a second, maybe we should start draftig pitchers named Roy.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or some wuss 90's pitcher
he is a 1960’s workhorse and let him pitch
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m up for giving him one more baserunner. See if he can finish this.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like that.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh heh.
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Five more outs kid.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or not.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
96 on his 96th?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Carlos, you kid.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda wish we’d overpaid Carlos Lee instead of Zito.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
+ some
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leegad!
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
shit
El Cabong, you crafty bastard
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
son of a bitch.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone gets on base
I want to see the hook.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Hope they let him start the ninth if he gets Pence though.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldergarb.
I’m not getting on the usual if/could/should train , not after that last batter.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no retired hangers, ever!
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tap...Tap Plastics...
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, why is he in this game?
I love Matty, but does he need to be in here?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Moreso that.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cause he needs to learn to pitch effectively as he tires.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
both those pitches could have been called strikes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walker, now. Please
Don’t do it Bochy.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain was not happy with that walk
At all
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've noted how delighted he usually is with BBs
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Usually doesn't show so much emotion
Same thing with the strikeout just now.
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why would he be?
stop throwing and continue to pitch
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blerg.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes...That's the codeword
Let’s all go to Bergman’s Blog
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOW.
I have a bad feeling about runners on late.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JEsus
What happened to the strike zone?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it collapsed
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heavy gravity coming from the sucking Black Hole
on the mound.
(Apologies to Matty)
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean Ray?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slaps self across face
I’ll go along with that
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A .159 hitting catcher, and then Jose Cruz. It’s almost like facing our own lineup.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Squeeze?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Janet
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last batter
no matter what
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It had absolutely better be.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin A Right. Atta kid.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Punched out like Suge

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck yeah
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
C A I N ! ! !
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
8 Gutty Innings
yaddayaddayadda
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
let these pitchers pitch out of trouble and deep into games. It will come back in spades.
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
blah blah blah
I don’t care if that’s what they did back in the day – its stupid to risk his arm like that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rightyo!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another word for:
Norwegian Folk Dancing Til Midnite!
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOW Tyler
Or DUHduh…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We
actually signed ‘mando and flew him over since he left the mound for the Jays. He’s coming out
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but I’m drunk so don’t listen to me
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thank You.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(altho it would be great for my fantasy team)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he pitched the 9th,
his WHIP for the game would be over 6 and his ERA would be 231.986
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You serious?
no effing way. Something wrong with BriWil?
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good
he will be ready – just in case
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're persistent
I’ll give you that. Batshit insane, but persistent.
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up to 40 comments at the Astros’ blog. They’re going crazy!
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They just don't really have internet in Texas
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're all on creepy "compounds"
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
underage curfew.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...clearing brush.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those Hardy Texans have networked to the website
with paper cups and string
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barbed wire and empty Lonestar long-necks
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if there’s grass on the field…...
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If not
play in the mud
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
114 pitches for Cain
74 for strikes
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty okay.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
22 pitches in the 8th
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to keep it that way
Wilson is warming up . Cain is done.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felipe is using his mind control
to manipulate the Disastros manager
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Streaming, steaming Cream of wheat
From Flippy’s Ears to the Astro dugout
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they have to call in Wilson
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they don’t HAVE to but they probably will
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick Survey
1) 14
2) Mom’s basement
3) Spreadsheets
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
har har har
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(hope everyone is okay)
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hope everyone is wearing a cup
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to make a Keystone Cops joke, but they have to be hurt to make it in bad taste. Geez.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Astros are downright experts at playing like the Giants
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Collision
great. I lose 2 guys from my fantasy team on one play. F!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you must have a pretty crappy team
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
got both guys off the waiver wire.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matsui took a knee to the man region
ouch.
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It has not been a good year for his lower extremities.
by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kicks & fissures
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, like - At least Velez hasn't done that.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
somedays I wish he would.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants-esque fielding FTW!
hope they’re ok
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Over Under pence+Matui / Mark Reynolds
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thrown out at 1st
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has he made it into third yet?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Pence slid right over the ball and it ended up inside his pants. Pence had to dig around for a good 17 minutes, like Hansel “Going Monk”. Finally came up with the ball, fired it to first, but Molina beat the throw by a half-step.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLSTROS
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell did bengie not get to 2nd on that??
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he gave up on it.
Velez would have probably scored.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was sprinting out of the box
he barely made it to first base
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has he made it back to the dugout yet?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants don't want Bengie to "go all out"
how can they tell the difference?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The difference is, does he run like a pregnant woman in her ninth month, or only her eighth?
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cecil Cooper!
what is this? Game 7 of the WS?
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Another pitching change? Speedee is getting its money’s worth this inning.
by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PH for Bowker
Respect his Gritty Gamerness!!!
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rowand/Tejada
A closeness the rest of us can only marvel at.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They are just cancelling each other out.
It’s kinda like Voting.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These commercials are pretty good, I'm not gonna lie.
Stick to this and forget the Gamer shit.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tejada looking to double up Molina
Little does he realize that Bengie was just beginning to take a step when he caught it
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rays are in 1st place
maybe they could use a reliever or two
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who doesn't?
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat me to it.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sox need a few themselves
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Bonds
I really wish they’d sign him. I think that’d be fun to watch to see how long they could stay in the race with him in the lineup.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castillo for Bowker?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
This site is destroying my posts
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell ??/???????/
What has Dan Done?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bochy's saving for possible extra innings
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I type one thing, something totally different comes out
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good, Castillo
He’s awesome
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, he can't hit into a double play.
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch him.
He will make sure not to walk here.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy fell for Cecil's overmanaging
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK GOD they didn’t let Bowker hit for himself against a lefty.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, whew.
I mean, what is Bowkers left split ? like negative ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And everyone else knows
That Jose Castillo hits groundballs.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...into double plays even if there’s no one on base.
That’s a fact
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly! Castillo hit the ball almost to the edge of the infield. Bowker wouldn’t have made it onto the grass!
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
his psyche would be ruined if he were exposed that type of guaranteed failure
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Dumbass.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE HELL THATS not what i wanted to say
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh sure...that's what you say now.
How do we know you just haven’t gone insane?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bochy's like "A lefty? HaHa, little do they know I have the perfect counter to that!"
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Double play ball. Nice.
"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
S U C K T A S T I C
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Castillo :
good GIDP effort.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Castle-treatment
Bombard him with a catapult.
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A flying cow.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diseased corpses
i.e. Aurilia and Durham
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hog poop.
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deadliest projectile known,
until man invented Napalm missiles.
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I need to do the dishes.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm workin on that.
The prospect is the one who asked me to do them.
burned.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least she asked. You should have said “no”.
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's all the people who slammed my Fanpost ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sad thing is the only altenative we have is Aurilia at third
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which I am perfectly okay with.
But to pinch hit – why oh why ?
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know why I can’t type anything in the subject box or reply to posts without totally fucking up the system?
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Try reloading. When threads have gone crazy on my replies, that’s fixed it.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to be on the inside to fuck up the system
Anarchist
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randy thinks:
“Please don’t head butt me..”
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or knee me in the balls.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm that looked like a strike to me
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please throw strikes to Bourn
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K this fool
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheddar!
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh jesus don't walk him.
He can’t hit.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
reverse psychology worked
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sir, you have just exceeded the strategic abilities of Bruce Bochy.
by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you walk Bourne,
you might as well hand him 2nd base
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ps Brian Wilson Throws Gas.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
That’s how to throw a fastball.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brian Wilson’s soulpatch is magnificent in HD.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean Merkin patch, right?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's winnin' time
Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.
by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THROW STRIKES!
His balls hurt!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Taping "Shark"
so I can see the Dancing
by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH THIS
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooooo...
MAT-SUI!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
get him Wilson!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thehavenot is standing up
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
On your feet everyone!
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
K this fool
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good enough
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAIN GETS A WIN
CAIN GETS A WIN
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
by sleeknerve on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pop the champagne and tap the keg!
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he should try that instead of running
Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE⢠returns!
by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAH! 99
Gasss
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
win!!!!
Make me proud again Hen
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Matt Cain wins like a winner
Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did it with his bare hands (and bat)
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just in
Matt Cain hurls like a hurler
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
huzzah!
people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!
by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
G'nite everyone
Have a happy pie day
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's important
Don’t have your breaking stuff tonight?
Ahhh..Just get by with the fastball
(He smoked ‘em)
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good win.
Good night.
That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times
by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WINNNNN!!!! yay
night folks. Fun times
by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Omar High Bumpin' his Teammates
Joy in our Little Mudville
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1-2-3 9th!!
Always welcome.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still seems weird, though.
But I like it!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
by can of corn on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good win, good win.
Angel Villalona: Treatin' all pitches like fastballs since '07.
by AngelintheInfield on May 13, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Post Game Wrap..
Televised. I have to say this is an awesome add to the broadcast.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on May 13, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Flem bring his motorcycle or something?
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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s trying to look cool in the leather jacket.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Jenkins hates it
Jon Miller says he could live without it.
Kruk has been caught with a beer in his paw.
But they are only three.
We who look forward to the televised postgame huddle are legion.
by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Bruce Jenkins hates it, that’s enough for my wholehearted support.
If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?
by groug on May 14, 2008 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Late. So what
DANCE
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll see your Micah...
.... and RAISE you CAIN!
“Matt Cain mounts a challenge to Micah Owings as the best hitting pitcher with his second home run of the season Tuesday night. Cain is now slugging .706 on the season.”
by SNAKESQUASH on May 14, 2008 7:11 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cain Rakes
On a similar note:
“Meet team OPS leader Matt Cain. A Bondsian 1.072 in case you’re wondering.” Funny stuff on one of the newer Giants blogs:
http://www.orangeblackandblue.com/2008/05/todays-giants-lookalike-too-good-to-be.html
by shn155 on May 14, 2008 8:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CENSORSHIP!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
by WalrusMan on May 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buzz Bissinger promised to visit. I had to tidy up.
by Grant on May 14, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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