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Cain is very ineffective.

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Hog poop!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Aurilia = veteran savvy + 1

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody close their eyes, Berkmans up. If we can’t see him, he can’t hit

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I will copy and paste that one for later

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That inning was the suckiest bunch of suck I’ve ever seen suck.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

::barf::

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

almost there. Drinking some 2 buck chuck tonight.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what that is, but I’m lighting a candle for you right now.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one shop at Trader Joes

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey – I like the 2 buck chuck cabernet.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

per Yogi

“nobody goes there anymore because it is too crowded”

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, cain

WTF man? ENOUGH with this 1-2-3 crap!

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain even sucks with a bat.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

At least he can hit.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTY!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF??

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

lol left behind on the last post

MATTTTTT FUCKING CAAAAAAAIN

(sucks)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain Blows

hard.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I called it

Matt the one man team!

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That's sofaMike in the third row

falling over backwards with a beer while pointing to the fence

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny you mention that

I was in 139 that day

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean,

fuck cain, only like 350 on that HR? You suck!!!!

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain

3rd or 4th on the giants in HR?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

4th

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Misread that, nvm

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s the single!

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddie

You suck

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Cycle watch.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Fred Lewis. It would be seriously awesome to hit for the cycle on the same date two years in a row.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what Flem just said.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

He did it on Mother’s Day which was two days ago, and it’s a leap year.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOME RUN AWAY FROM THE CYCLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

FRED!!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

New cleanup hitter?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

can he play third?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad we ain’t in the American League, that would be our DH

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our pitchers have been hitting pretty well so far. Lincecum has several hits, and Cain with the power. Hennessey, when he comes back up, can hit, and when (if?) Noah returns, that’ll make it even better.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say it’s pretty okay

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Currently, it’s .313/.389/.750. Eh heh heh.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain = Our New Starting Third Baseman!

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard he has an arm

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie’s got his BA back up to .300.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And I’d just like to point out that I turned on the tv and my first sight was Cain crushing that ball out of the park. I am GOOD.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You are just that good

the game is now under control.

Turn off the TV and see you tomorrow

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’d still like to get Lewis the cycle. Especially since I just put him back in my fantasy lineup today (mentioning since I know how fascinated y’all are in hearing about the fantasy teams of others).

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That means when he comes up, you’ll have to turn off your TV and turn it back on again.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

some dude won the kragen’s grand slam inning warm up jacket for that Cain jack. i like when that happens.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way, how many Giants have more HRs than Cain? Molina, Rowand, Bowker…who else?

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

lewis

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and aurilia

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I won that I would have to mail that jacket to Cain, just on general principle

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewis and Aurilia have 3

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or we could ask...

Which lineup regulars have fewer HRs than Cain (I’m looking at you, Randy Winn).

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck these MLB.tv ads

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY

Why is bonds not in those moronic fucking ads???

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Whose this Bonds you are refering to?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be Bobby Bonds Jr. Used to be a low-level minor leaguer for us.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk:

Aurillia > Castillo

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

he knows.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

everybody knows

that’s how it goes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m satyricrash and I approve this message.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's satyricrash

And his R&D Dept developed and copyrighted this concept

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh look, a new thread.

I was starting to wonder where everyone else went.

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

um, it’s starting to get light outside again. does this mean i should go to bed?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today was my last day of school.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday

was mine

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy

I have four more weeks.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron

You do not play with your Gold Glove

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t like Hunter Pence.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to make a Clint Barmes joke, but that was deer hunting.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand looked like Freddie on that play

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Return the favor

Freddy did a Rowand yesterday—bellyflopping on a baseball

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Astros gameday thread is at 26, that means we don’t have a life, right?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d prefer to think it means that nobody likes the Astros.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

basically

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that the number of fans they have?

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

way harsh, tai

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another crappy inning. How long are they going to leave him in??

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably long enough

to really screw my fantasy team.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only hits by pitchers counted.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

i could use that .313 average on my fantasy teams

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt started out okay but god he’s falling apart now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Cain ditched them when he had that crappy outing.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t want to be mistaken as Zito’s buddy

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

are the socks still high though?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of think Amy Gutierrez is an android.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

if you like women who look like a horse, kind of like Sarah Jessica Parker.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

did anyone see the thing she wore to the SATC premiere?

brb lollin forever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Reagan era missile.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that part of the Star Wars program?

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m going to need a link or something to get this one? or a pic?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was like a palm tree or something growing out of her head.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has the finest landscapers in the business.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I especially love the people who are praising the look in the comments section.

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend kindly told me to go to gofugyourself. It looks like something is growing out of her brain.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

It has been 1 year since Freddie’s last cycle.

That’s some reporting Amy. That, or you looked on wikpedia

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FP told her

cause y’know, he used to play baseball.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm

whhaaaaats a cyyyycle?? Your eyes are soo caauuuutte

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or up a bit on this thread.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Bowker

Turn that one a little..

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chances

that Cain is left in too long and blows the game?

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

He's at 80 pitches right now

I’d let him start, but take him out at the first sign of trouble.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As would I.

But alas, Natto + Ian =! Bochy.

Well, we’ve got an O.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unclear

Ask again later

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

That never happens.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a chance cain is left in too long and the bullpen blows it

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now you’re just making stuff up.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't make it up...

just look at the inherited runners scored % for the bullpen when relieving cain last season.

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's an equal chance

that we will witness pure suck any second now

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Failure-twin Powers

Activate!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

4-5-6 hitters

are 0-9

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this commercial.

If only for the elbow drop Rowand does at the end.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s no Randy Savage.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

just saw it for the first time. And while I wouldn’t advise A-Row to quit his day job, it did cause me to lol… for real, not just internet speak.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listening to Tap Plastics commercial

scratches head in a puzzled manner

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ double ear flap helmet on Rowand’s picture

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's a subtle message

As in, maybe Aaron “swings” from both sides of the plate?

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay everyone, are you ready?

It’s the magical Matt Cain falls apart inning. Cross your fingers…

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you fall apart if you suck?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

cross your toes

Plug your ears and blow your nose

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell that dude has been watching the Giants offense.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

Asian reporter dude snoozin

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

*PUNTS*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

and 3rd

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you update your signature every day?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just about

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf Matt how the hell do you walk Bourne

WHY DO YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean like the most he’ll do if he makes contact is single.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know Matty

Can’t do anything simple-like.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the best broadcasts in quite awhile. Good showing K&K.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Get outs, Matt Cain.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Here it comes...

...just like clockwork.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeya

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops Cain

Clearly you didn’t get the memo.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MATSUI

god you suck Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning was filled with suck.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain sez: Suck it.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

horrible horrible inning

can we just end these shenanigans already?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wake up Matty

I think I got somethin’ to say to you

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to bed after Freddie hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros thread is at 35 now

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably shot themselves having to listen to their announcers.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go over and post the SJP pic, that’ll spark things up over there.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

do any other teams have the post count that the McCoven has? Red Sox, mebbe?

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Athletics Nation is usually pretty busy.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tejada flies to Rowand.

Aaron flips the ball into the crowd and then…

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

...the dugout!

Jeez , no one picked up on that. You ALL fail.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta give props to any player that wears glasses when he plays. Unless it’s Gagne.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Sab-style glasses are better.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Sabo-style GOGGLES, I meant to say.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only blind pitcher in MLB history

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, I just turned my tv on after briefly walking the dog. And yet somehow, Cain did not homer. Maybe the mojo will wear off on Lewis instead.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewis Sucks

DFA

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t wait until Dave Roberts comes back.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gamer.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not this time. Too bad

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Awww

Next time, Freddie.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Bourn

Why couldn’t you let it bounce off your head like Canceco?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Classic!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

booooo!!!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ok good night everybody

make sure cain doesn’t suck too much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll try

Can’t be too sure of it though.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was too fast

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Weird VW commercial.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

History’s greatest monster.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking car in a VW dealership with some customers.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Compliments of Cubs fan Tom Dressen

Plato Jackson was asked to use the word “motif” in a sentence.

“Jimmy Carter has mo’ teeth than any man I have ever seen”.

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flem

“Cain’s going back out there , he’s thrown 92 pitches…”

They probably expect it as well.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

Cain is not Roy Oswalt. Just letting you know.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Roy Halladay

Wait a second, maybe we should start draftig pitchers named Roy.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m up for giving him one more baserunner. See if he can finish this.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Like that.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh heh.

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Five more outs kid.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Or not.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda wish we’d overpaid Carlos Lee instead of Zito.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

+ some

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leegad!

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

El Cabong, you crafty bastard

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a bitch.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone gets on base

I want to see the hook.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep.

Hope they let him start the ninth if he gets Pence though.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOLD YOU

Get him out of here! FUCK

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER crappy pitch by Cain. Argh.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Feldergarb.

I’m not getting on the usual if/could/should train , not after that last batter.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Relax

he is not tiring it was a hanger

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

no retired hangers, ever!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really, why is he in this game?

I love Matty, but does he need to be in here?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

it will grow some hair on his chest

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE IS A GAMER

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moreso that.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause he needs to learn to pitch effectively as he tires.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAIN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Augh

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

both those pitches could have been called strikes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, the ump won’t give it to us.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walker, now. Please

Don’t do it Bochy.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain was not happy with that walk

At all

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

why would he be?

stop throwing and continue to pitch

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blerg.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW.

I have a bad feeling about runners on late.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

JEsus

What happened to the strike zone?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

A .159 hitting catcher, and then Jose Cruz. It’s almost like facing our own lineup.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin A Right. Atta kid.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

C A I N ! ! !

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

8 Gutty Innings

yaddayaddayadda

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

let these pitchers pitch out of trouble and deep into games. It will come back in spades.

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

blah blah blah

I don’t care if that’s what they did back in the day – its stupid to risk his arm like that.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW Tyler

Or DUHduh…

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We

actually signed ‘mando and flew him over since he left the mound for the Jays. He’s coming out

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up to 40 comments at the Astros’ blog. They’re going crazy!

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Is the pitching change really necessary?

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Astlols

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

har har har

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I was going to make a Keystone Cops joke, but they have to be hurt to make it in bad taste. Geez.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Collision

great. I lose 2 guys from my fantasy team on one play. F!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

you must have a pretty crappy team

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

got both guys off the waiver wire.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has not been a good year for his lower extremities.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

kicks & fissures

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Pence slid right over the ball and it ended up inside his pants. Pence had to dig around for a good 17 minutes, like Hansel “Going Monk”. Finally came up with the ball, fired it to first, but Molina beat the throw by a half-step.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants don't want Bengie to "go all out"

how can they tell the difference?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The difference is, does he run like a pregnant woman in her ninth month, or only her eighth?

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cecil Cooper!

what is this? Game 7 of the WS?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Another pitching change? Speedee is getting its money’s worth this inning.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PH for Bowker

Respect his Gritty Gamerness!!!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand/Tejada

A closeness the rest of us can only marvel at.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

These commercials are pretty good, I'm not gonna lie.

Stick to this and forget the Gamer shit.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Tejada looking to double up Molina

Little does he realize that Bengie was just beginning to take a step when he caught it

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rays are in 1st place

maybe they could use a reliever or two

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The Sox need a few themselves

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Bonds

I really wish they’d sign him. I think that’d be fun to watch to see how long they could stay in the race with him in the lineup.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy's saving for possible extra innings

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I type one thing, something totally different comes out

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Castillo

He’s awesome

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, he can't hit into a double play.

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch him.

He will make sure not to walk here.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK GOD they didn’t let Bowker hit for himself against a lefty.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, whew.

I mean, what is Bowkers left split ? like negative ?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody knows lefties can’t hit lefties.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And everyone else knows

That Jose Castillo hits groundballs.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

...into double plays even if there’s no one on base.

That’s a fact

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly! Castillo hit the ball almost to the edge of the infield. Bowker wouldn’t have made it onto the grass!

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL THATS not what i wanted to say

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh sure...that's what you say now.

How do we know you just haven’t gone insane?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play ball. Nice.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Castillo :

good GIDP effort.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Castle-treatment

Bombard him with a catapult.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Diseased corpses

i.e. Aurilia and Durham

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hog poop.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Three quick outs, please.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm workin on that.

The prospect is the one who asked me to do them.

burned.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least she asked. You should have said “no”.

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad thing is the only altenative we have is Aurilia at third

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Which I am perfectly okay with.

But to pinch hit – why oh why ?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m am fine with Ort at first and Richie at third.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone know why I can’t type anything in the subject box or reply to posts without totally fucking up the system?

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Try reloading. When threads have gone crazy on my replies, that’s fixed it.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy thinks:

“Please don’t head butt me..”

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Please throw strikes to Bourn

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Go ahead! Walk him! See if I care!

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

reverse psychology worked

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir, you have just exceeded the strategic abilities of Bruce Bochy.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you walk Bourne,

you might as well hand him 2nd base

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Kilson

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

That’s how to throw a fastball.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson’s soulpatch is magnificent in HD.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean Merkin patch, right?

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooooooo...

MAT-SUI!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

thehavenot is standing up

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

On your feet everyone!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

K this fool

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

good enough

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

win!!!!

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

huzzah!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

14 fastballs

94-97 mph.

Damn.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

That's important

Don’t have your breaking stuff tonight?

Ahhh..Just get by with the fastball

(He smoked ‘em)

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good win.

Good night.

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

1-2-3 9th!!

Always welcome.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Good win, good win.

Angel Villalona: Treatin' all pitches like fastballs since '07.

by AngelintheInfield on May 13, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Post Game Wrap..

Televised. I have to say this is an awesome add to the broadcast.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on May 13, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Flem bring his motorcycle or something?

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s trying to look cool in the leather jacket.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Jenkins hates it

Jon Miller says he could live without it.

Kruk has been caught with a beer in his paw.

But they are only three.

We who look forward to the televised postgame huddle are legion.

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Bruce Jenkins hates it, that’s enough for my wholehearted support.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on May 14, 2008 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 14, 2008 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Late. So what

DANCE

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll see your Micah...

.... and RAISE you CAIN!

“Matt Cain mounts a challenge to Micah Owings as the best hitting pitcher with his second home run of the season Tuesday night. Cain is now slugging .706 on the season.”

http://www.baseballmusings.com/archives/026616.php

by SNAKESQUASH on May 14, 2008 7:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Cain Rakes

On a similar note:

“Meet team OPS leader Matt Cain. A Bondsian 1.072 in case you’re wondering.” Funny stuff on one of the newer Giants blogs:

http://www.orangeblackandblue.com/2008/05/todays-giants-lookalike-too-good-to-be.html

by shn155 on May 14, 2008 8:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Subtle plug there, buddy.

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by Natto on May 14, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

CENSORSHIP!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on May 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FASCISTS!!!

The revolution draws ever closer.

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by Natto on May 14, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buzz Bissinger promised to visit. I had to tidy up.

by Grant Brisbee on May 14, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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