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Cain is very ineffective.

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Hog poop!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aurilia = veteran savvy + 1

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everybody close their eyes, Berkmans up. If we can’t see him, he can’t hit

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will copy and paste that one for later

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That inning was the suckiest bunch of suck I’ve ever seen suck.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

::barf::

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

almost there. Drinking some 2 buck chuck tonight.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t know what that is, but I’m lighting a candle for you right now.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No one shop at Trader Joes

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey – I like the 2 buck chuck cabernet.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

per Yogi

“nobody goes there anymore because it is too crowded”

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, cain

WTF man? ENOUGH with this 1-2-3 crap!

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain even sucks with a bat.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CAAAINNNN

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least he can hit.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MATTY!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF??

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol left behind on the last post

MATTTTTT FUCKING CAAAAAAAIN

(sucks)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain Blows

hard.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I called it

Matt the one man team!

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's sofaMike in the third row

falling over backwards with a beer while pointing to the fence

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny you mention that

I was in 139 that day

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean,

fuck cain, only like 350 on that HR? You suck!!!!

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Cain

3rd or 4th on the giants in HR?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4th

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Misread that, nvm

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There’s the single!

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Freddie

You suck

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cycle watch.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, Fred Lewis. It would be seriously awesome to hit for the cycle on the same date two years in a row.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That’s what Flem just said.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

He did it on Mother’s Day which was two days ago, and it’s a leap year.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOME RUN AWAY FROM THE CYCLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FRED!!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

New cleanup hitter?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can he play third?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Too bad we ain’t in the American League, that would be our DH

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our pitchers have been hitting pretty well so far. Lincecum has several hits, and Cain with the power. Hennessey, when he comes back up, can hit, and when (if?) Noah returns, that’ll make it even better.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d say it’s pretty okay

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Currently, it’s .313/.389/.750. Eh heh heh.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt Cain = Our New Starting Third Baseman!

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard he has an arm

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Freddie’s got his BA back up to .300.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I’d just like to point out that I turned on the tv and my first sight was Cain crushing that ball out of the park. I am GOOD.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are just that good

the game is now under control.

Turn off the TV and see you tomorrow

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah, I’d still like to get Lewis the cycle. Especially since I just put him back in my fantasy lineup today (mentioning since I know how fascinated y’all are in hearing about the fantasy teams of others).

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That means when he comes up, you’ll have to turn off your TV and turn it back on again.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

some dude won the kragen’s grand slam inning warm up jacket for that Cain jack. i like when that happens.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By the way, how many Giants have more HRs than Cain? Molina, Rowand, Bowker…who else?

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lewis

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and aurilia

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I won that I would have to mail that jacket to Cain, just on general principle

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lewis and Aurilia have 3

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or we could ask...

Which lineup regulars have fewer HRs than Cain (I’m looking at you, Randy Winn).

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck these MLB.tv ads

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HEY

Why is bonds not in those moronic fucking ads???

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whose this Bonds you are refering to?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Must be Bobby Bonds Jr. Used to be a low-level minor leaguer for us.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kruk:

Aurillia > Castillo

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he knows.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everybody knows

that’s how it goes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m satyricrash and I approve this message.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's satyricrash

And his R&D Dept developed and copyrighted this concept

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh look, a new thread.

I was starting to wonder where everyone else went.

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um, it’s starting to get light outside again. does this mean i should go to bed?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Today was my last day of school.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yesterday

was mine

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crazy

I have four more weeks.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aaron

You do not play with your Gold Glove

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t like Hunter Pence.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was going to make a Clint Barmes joke, but that was deer hunting.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rowand looked like Freddie on that play

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Return the favor

Freddy did a Rowand yesterday—bellyflopping on a baseball

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, Astros gameday thread is at 26, that means we don’t have a life, right?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d prefer to think it means that nobody likes the Astros.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

basically

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn’t that the number of fans they have?

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

way harsh, tai

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another crappy inning. How long are they going to leave him in??

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Probably long enough

to really screw my fantasy team.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If only hits by pitchers counted.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree

i could use that .313 average on my fantasy teams

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Matt started out okay but god he’s falling apart now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Cain ditched them when he had that crappy outing.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He didn’t want to be mistaken as Zito’s buddy

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are the socks still high though?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I kind of think Amy Gutierrez is an android.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you like women who look like a horse, kind of like Sarah Jessica Parker.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did anyone see the thing she wore to the SATC premiere?

brb lollin forever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Reagan era missile.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was that part of the Star Wars program?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’m going to need a link or something to get this one? or a pic?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was like a palm tree or something growing out of her head.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She has the finest landscapers in the business.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

I especially love the people who are praising the look in the comments section.

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My girlfriend kindly told me to go to gofugyourself. It looks like something is growing out of her brain.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy crap

It has been 1 year since Freddie’s last cycle.

That’s some reporting Amy. That, or you looked on wikpedia

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FP told her

cause y’know, he used to play baseball.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ummmmmm

whhaaaaats a cyyyycle?? Your eyes are soo caauuuutte

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or up a bit on this thread.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh Bowker

Turn that one a little..

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chances

that Cain is left in too long and blows the game?

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's at 80 pitches right now

I’d let him start, but take him out at the first sign of trouble.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As would I.

But alas, Natto + Ian =! Bochy.

Well, we’ve got an O.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unclear

Ask again later

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No way.

That never happens.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there’s a chance cain is left in too long and the bullpen blows it

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now you’re just making stuff up.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't make it up...

just look at the inherited runners scored % for the bullpen when relieving cain last season.

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's an equal chance

that we will witness pure suck any second now

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Failure-twin Powers

Activate!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4-5-6 hitters

are 0-9

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love this commercial.

If only for the elbow drop Rowand does at the end.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s no Randy Savage.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just saw it for the first time. And while I wouldn’t advise A-Row to quit his day job, it did cause me to lol… for real, not just internet speak.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Listening to Tap Plastics commercial

scratches head in a puzzled manner

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol @ double ear flap helmet on Rowand’s picture

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it's a subtle message

As in, maybe Aaron “swings” from both sides of the plate?

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay everyone, are you ready?

It’s the magical Matt Cain falls apart inning. Cross your fingers…

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How can you fall apart if you suck?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cross your toes

Plug your ears and blow your nose

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can tell that dude has been watching the Giants offense.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

Asian reporter dude snoozin

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*PUNTS*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and 3rd

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do you update your signature every day?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just about

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meh

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf Matt how the hell do you walk Bourne

WHY DO YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean like the most he’ll do if he makes contact is single.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know Matty

Can’t do anything simple-like.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is one of the best broadcasts in quite awhile. Good showing K&K.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get outs, Matt Cain.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here it comes...

...just like clockwork.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seeya

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oops Cain

Clearly you didn’t get the memo.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STFD MATSUI

god you suck Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KKKain Night

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That inning was filled with suck.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cain sez: Suck it.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

horrible horrible inning

can we just end these shenanigans already?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wake up Matty

I think I got somethin’ to say to you

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m going to bed after Freddie hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Astros thread is at 35 now

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh oh, almost time to open a new one.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Probably shot themselves having to listen to their announcers.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go over and post the SJP pic, that’ll spark things up over there.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

do any other teams have the post count that the McCoven has? Red Sox, mebbe?

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Athletics Nation is usually pretty busy.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tejada flies to Rowand.

Aaron flips the ball into the crowd and then…

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...the dugout!

Jeez , no one picked up on that. You ALL fail.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I gotta give props to any player that wears glasses when he plays. Unless it’s Gagne.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chris Sab-style glasses are better.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chris Sabo-style GOGGLES, I meant to say.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only blind pitcher in MLB history

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By the way, I just turned my tv on after briefly walking the dog. And yet somehow, Cain did not homer. Maybe the mojo will wear off on Lewis instead.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lewis Sucks

DFA

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can’t wait until Dave Roberts comes back.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gamer.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not this time. Too bad

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Awww

Next time, Freddie.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit Bourn

Why couldn’t you let it bounce off your head like Canceco?

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACE™ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Classic!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

booooo!!!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok good night everybody

make sure cain doesn’t suck too much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll try

Can’t be too sure of it though.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was too fast

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weird VW commercial.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

History’s greatest monster.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously?

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Talking car in a VW dealership with some customers.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Compliments of Cubs fan Tom Dressen

Plato Jackson was asked to use the word “motif” in a sentence.

“Jimmy Carter has mo’ teeth than any man I have ever seen”.

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flem

“Cain’s going back out there , he’s thrown 92 pitches…”

They probably expect it as well.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bochy

Cain is not Roy Oswalt. Just letting you know.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or Roy Halladay

Wait a second, maybe we should start draftig pitchers named Roy.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m up for giving him one more baserunner. See if he can finish this.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CAIN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like that.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

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