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Hog poop!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aurilia = veteran savvy + 1

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but after the 2 weeks are up - what's next?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

er, 500$

maybe 500k per strikeoout.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every Bomb

troops can relate to that

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowk for the out

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everybody close their eyes, Berkmans up. If we can’t see him, he can’t hit

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I will copy and paste that one for later

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That inning was the suckiest bunch of suck I’ve ever seen suck.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

::barf::

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In relation to Natto:

Barf in the third degree

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

almost there. Drinking some 2 buck chuck tonight.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know what that is, but I’m lighting a candle for you right now.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one shop at Trader Joes

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey – I like the 2 buck chuck cabernet.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch

by can of corn on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

per Yogi

“nobody goes there anymore because it is too crowded”

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, cain

WTF man? ENOUGH with this 1-2-3 crap!

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain even sucks with a bat.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAAAINNNN

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least he can hit.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MATTY!!!!!!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF??

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lol left behind on the last post

MATTTTTT FUCKING CAAAAAAAIN

(sucks)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain Blows

hard.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I called it

Matt the one man team!

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's sofaMike in the third row

falling over backwards with a beer while pointing to the fence

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny you mention that

I was in 139 that day

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean,

fuck cain, only like 350 on that HR? You suck!!!!

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain

3rd or 4th on the giants in HR?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4th

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Misread that, nvm

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There’s the single!

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Freddie

You suck

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cycle watch.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Fred Lewis. It would be seriously awesome to hit for the cycle on the same date two years in a row.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what Flem just said.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

He did it on Mother’s Day which was two days ago, and it’s a leap year.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOME RUN AWAY FROM THE CYCLE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FRED!!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain's line as a hitter before the game

.286/.375/.571

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

New cleanup hitter?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

can he play third?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad we ain’t in the American League, that would be our DH

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our pitchers have been hitting pretty well so far. Lincecum has several hits, and Cain with the power. Hennessey, when he comes back up, can hit, and when (if?) Noah returns, that’ll make it even better.

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d say it’s pretty okay

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Currently, it’s .313/.389/.750. Eh heh heh.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain = Our New Starting Third Baseman!

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I heard he has an arm

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freddie’s got his BA back up to .300.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And I’d just like to point out that I turned on the tv and my first sight was Cain crushing that ball out of the park. I am GOOD.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You are just that good

the game is now under control.

Turn off the TV and see you tomorrow

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, I’d still like to get Lewis the cycle. Especially since I just put him back in my fantasy lineup today (mentioning since I know how fascinated y’all are in hearing about the fantasy teams of others).

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That means when he comes up, you’ll have to turn off your TV and turn it back on again.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some dude won the kragen’s grand slam inning warm up jacket for that Cain jack. i like when that happens.

Castillo hits doubles.

by kennv on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, how many Giants have more HRs than Cain? Molina, Rowand, Bowker…who else?

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lewis

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and aurilia

Less arm, more talk. Raisingcain is a GAMER.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I won that I would have to mail that jacket to Cain, just on general principle

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lewis and Aurilia have 3

Adopted Giant: Travis Denker. Good?

by scotterduder on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or we could ask...

Which lineup regulars have fewer HRs than Cain (I’m looking at you, Randy Winn).

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck these MLB.tv ads

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY

Why is bonds not in those moronic fucking ads???

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can’t see God

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whose this Bonds you are refering to?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must be Bobby Bonds Jr. Used to be a low-level minor leaguer for us.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk:

Aurillia > Castillo

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he knows.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

everybody knows

that’s how it goes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m satyricrash and I approve this message.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's satyricrash

And his R&D Dept developed and copyrighted this concept

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And by some property of logic

Castillo = absolutelyfukinghorrible

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh look, a new thread.

I was starting to wonder where everyone else went.

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

um, it’s starting to get light outside again. does this mean i should go to bed?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today was my last day of school.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday

was mine

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy

I have four more weeks.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaron

You do not play with your Gold Glove

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t like Hunter Pence.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't that dipwad

be foxhunting, or something?

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to make a Clint Barmes joke, but that was deer hunting.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand looked like Freddie on that play

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Return the favor

Freddy did a Rowand yesterday—bellyflopping on a baseball

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Astros gameday thread is at 26, that means we don’t have a life, right?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d prefer to think it means that nobody likes the Astros.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

basically

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t that the number of fans they have?

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

way harsh, tai

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another crappy inning. How long are they going to leave him in??

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably long enough

to really screw my fantasy team.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only hits by pitchers counted.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

i could use that .313 average on my fantasy teams

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matt started out okay but god he’s falling apart now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

stirrups

they be gone?

by ihateme on May 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Cain ditched them when he had that crappy outing.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn’t want to be mistaken as Zito’s buddy

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are the socks still high though?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of think Amy Gutierrez is an android.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

if you like women who look like a horse, kind of like Sarah Jessica Parker.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do not want

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

did anyone see the thing she wore to the SATC premiere?

brb lollin forever

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huh? What’s SATC?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Reagan era missile.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that part of the Star Wars program?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sex And The City

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I’m going to need a link or something to get this one? or a pic?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was like a palm tree or something growing out of her head.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds impressive.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She has the finest landscapers in the business.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I especially love the people who are praising the look in the comments section.

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My girlfriend kindly told me to go to gofugyourself. It looks like something is growing out of her brain.

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

It has been 1 year since Freddie’s last cycle.

That’s some reporting Amy. That, or you looked on wikpedia

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FP told her

cause y’know, he used to play baseball.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummmmmm

whhaaaaats a cyyyycle?? Your eyes are soo caauuuutte

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or up a bit on this thread.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Bowker

Turn that one a little..

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chances

that Cain is left in too long and blows the game?

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's at 80 pitches right now

I’d let him start, but take him out at the first sign of trouble.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As would I.

But alas, Natto + Ian =! Bochy.

Well, we’ve got an O.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unclear

Ask again later

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way.

That never happens.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s a chance cain is left in too long and the bullpen blows it

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now you’re just making stuff up.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't make it up...

just look at the inherited runners scored % for the bullpen when relieving cain last season.

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's an equal chance

that we will witness pure suck any second now

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Failure-twin Powers

Activate!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4-5-6 hitters

are 0-9

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by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love this commercial.

If only for the elbow drop Rowand does at the end.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s no Randy Savage.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just saw it for the first time. And while I wouldn’t advise A-Row to quit his day job, it did cause me to lol… for real, not just internet speak.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listening to Tap Plastics commercial

scratches head in a puzzled manner

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol @ double ear flap helmet on Rowand’s picture

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's a subtle message

As in, maybe Aaron “swings” from both sides of the plate?

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cain is at PC of 80

let him finish the game

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If he's politically correct at 80

then bring in his running mate now

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay everyone, are you ready?

It’s the magical Matt Cain falls apart inning. Cross your fingers…

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How can you fall apart if you suck?

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cross your toes

Plug your ears and blow your nose

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can tell that dude has been watching the Giants offense.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

Asian reporter dude snoozin

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*PUNTS*

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Walking Bourne is almost like walking the pitcher!

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and 3rd

Todd Jennings: Next up on the Non-prospect Backup Catcher Train. Next Stop: The Pine at AT&T Park

by Speedforthewin on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you update your signature every day?

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just about

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf Matt how the hell do you walk Bourne

WHY DO YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean like the most he’ll do if he makes contact is single.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know Matty

Can’t do anything simple-like.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is one of the best broadcasts in quite awhile. Good showing K&K.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get outs, Matt Cain.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here it comes...

...just like clockwork.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seeya

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops Cain

Clearly you didn’t get the memo.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STFD MATSUI

god you suck Cain

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKain Night

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That inning was filled with suck.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain sez: Suck it.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

horrible horrible inning

can we just end these shenanigans already?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wake up Matty

I think I got somethin’ to say to you

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going to bed after Freddie hits.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Astros thread is at 35 now

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh, almost time to open a new one.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably shot themselves having to listen to their announcers.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go over and post the SJP pic, that’ll spark things up over there.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

do any other teams have the post count that the McCoven has? Red Sox, mebbe?

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Athletics Nation is usually pretty busy.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tejada flies to Rowand.

Aaron flips the ball into the crowd and then…

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...the dugout!

Jeez , no one picked up on that. You ALL fail.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CYCLE

please?

waiting for 2011....

by Osama91w9 on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I gotta give props to any player that wears glasses when he plays. Unless it’s Gagne.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Sab-style glasses are better.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Sabo-style GOGGLES, I meant to say.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only blind pitcher in MLB history

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way, I just turned my tv on after briefly walking the dog. And yet somehow, Cain did not homer. Maybe the mojo will wear off on Lewis instead.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lewis Sucks

DFA

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

can’t wait until Dave Roberts comes back.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gamer.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not this time. Too bad

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awww

Next time, Freddie.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Bourn

Why couldn’t you let it bounce off your head like Canceco?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Classic!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

booooo!!!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok good night everybody

make sure cain doesn’t suck too much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll try

Can’t be too sure of it though.

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you’re leaving us an impossible task

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was too fast

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Weird VW commercial.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

History’s greatest monster.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talking car in a VW dealership with some customers.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Compliments of Cubs fan Tom Dressen

Plato Jackson was asked to use the word “motif” in a sentence.

“Jimmy Carter has mo’ teeth than any man I have ever seen”.

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flem

“Cain’s going back out there , he’s thrown 92 pitches…”

They probably expect it as well.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy

Cain is not Roy Oswalt. Just letting you know.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or Roy Halladay

Wait a second, maybe we should start draftig pitchers named Roy.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or some wuss 90's pitcher

he is a 1960’s workhorse and let him pitch

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m up for giving him one more baserunner. See if he can finish this.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CAIN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like that.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PWNED

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh heh.

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKain Night

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Five more outs kid.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or not.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARRRGGHHHH

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I kinda wish we’d overpaid Carlos Lee instead of Zito.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+ some

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leegad!

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

El Cabong, you crafty bastard

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

son of a bitch.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone gets on base

I want to see the hook.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Hope they let him start the ninth if he gets Pence though.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TOLD YOU

Get him out of here! FUCK

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ANOTHER crappy pitch by Cain. Argh.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Feldergarb.

I’m not getting on the usual if/could/should train , not after that last batter.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Relax

he is not tiring it was a hanger

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no retired hangers, ever!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really, why is he in this game?

I love Matty, but does he need to be in here?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

it will grow some hair on his chest

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE IS A GAMER

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moreso that.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cause he needs to learn to pitch effectively as he tires.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAIN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Augh

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

both those pitches could have been called strikes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course, the ump won’t give it to us.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walker, now. Please

Don’t do it Bochy.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain was not happy with that walk

At all

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Usually doesn't show so much emotion

Same thing with the strikeout just now.

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why would he be?

stop throwing and continue to pitch

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blerg.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOW.

I have a bad feeling about runners on late.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JEsus

What happened to the strike zone?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it collapsed

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean Ray?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slaps self across face

I’ll go along with that

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A .159 hitting catcher, and then Jose Cruz. It’s almost like facing our own lineup.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Last batter

no matter what

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you are probably right

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin A Right. Atta kid.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Punched out like Suge

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yeah

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKain Night

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C A I N ! ! !

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

8 Gutty Innings

yaddayaddayadda

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

let these pitchers pitch out of trouble and deep into games. It will come back in spades.

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

blah blah blah

I don’t care if that’s what they did back in the day – its stupid to risk his arm like that.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOW Tyler

Or DUHduh…

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We

actually signed ‘mando and flew him over since he left the mound for the Jays. He’s coming out

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crawford for chulk

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but I’m drunk so don’t listen to me

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he pitched the 9th,

his WHIP for the game would be over 6 and his ERA would be 231.986

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You serious?

no effing way. Something wrong with BriWil?

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nooooo

wilson’s warming up

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good

he will be ready – just in case

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're persistent

I’ll give you that. Batshit insane, but persistent.

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Up to 40 comments at the Astros’ blog. They’re going crazy!

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...clearing brush.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if there’s grass on the field…...

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If not

play in the mud

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the pitching change really necessary?

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Streaming, steaming Cream of wheat

From Flippy’s Ears to the Astro dugout

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Astlols

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

har har har

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was going to make a Keystone Cops joke, but they have to be hurt to make it in bad taste. Geez.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Upon further review

Ow

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Collision

great. I lose 2 guys from my fantasy team on one play. F!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you must have a pretty crappy team

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

got both guys off the waiver wire.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Matsui took a knee to the man region

ouch.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It has not been a good year for his lower extremities.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kicks & fissures

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

somedays I wish he would.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, Pence slid right over the ball and it ended up inside his pants. Pence had to dig around for a good 17 minutes, like Hansel “Going Monk”. Finally came up with the ball, fired it to first, but Molina beat the throw by a half-step.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOLSTROS

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giants don't want Bengie to "go all out"

how can they tell the difference?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The difference is, does he run like a pregnant woman in her ninth month, or only her eighth?

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cecil Cooper!

what is this? Game 7 of the WS?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another pitching change? Speedee is getting its money’s worth this inning.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PH for Bowker

Respect his Gritty Gamerness!!!

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rowand/Tejada

A closeness the rest of us can only marvel at.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They are just cancelling each other out.

It’s kinda like Voting.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These commercials are pretty good, I'm not gonna lie.

Stick to this and forget the Gamer shit.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tejada looking to double up Molina

Little does he realize that Bengie was just beginning to take a step when he caught it

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays are in 1st place

maybe they could use a reliever or two

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beat me to it.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Sox need a few themselves

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Bonds

I really wish they’d sign him. I think that’d be fun to watch to see how long they could stay in the race with him in the lineup.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE DAN ORTMEIER

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

This site is destroying my posts

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell ??/???????/

What has Dan Done?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bochy's saving for possible extra innings

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I type one thing, something totally different comes out

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, Castillo

He’s awesome

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, he can't hit into a double play.

He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.

by IMbitter on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watch him.

He will make sure not to walk here.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THANK GOD they didn’t let Bowker hit for himself against a lefty.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, whew.

I mean, what is Bowkers left split ? like negative ?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody knows lefties can’t hit lefties.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And everyone else knows

That Jose Castillo hits groundballs.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...into double plays even if there’s no one on base.

That’s a fact

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly! Castillo hit the ball almost to the edge of the infield. Bowker wouldn’t have made it onto the grass!

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL THATS not what i wanted to say

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh sure...that's what you say now.

How do we know you just haven’t gone insane?

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe i did

I don’t know anymore

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double play ball. Nice.

"In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

by sfgiantsflgators on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

S U C K T A S T I C

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castillo :

good GIDP effort.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Castle-treatment

Bombard him with a catapult.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Diseased corpses

i.e. Aurilia and Durham

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hog poop.

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Deadliest projectile known,

until man invented Napalm missiles.

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three quick outs, please.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

get a life wife

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm workin on that.

The prospect is the one who asked me to do them.

burned.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least she asked. You should have said “no”.

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad thing is the only altenative we have is Aurilia at third

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Which I am perfectly okay with.

But to pinch hit – why oh why ?

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m am fine with Ort at first and Richie at third.

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know why I can’t type anything in the subject box or reply to posts without totally fucking up the system?

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Try reloading. When threads have gone crazy on my replies, that’s fixed it.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Randy thinks:

“Please don’t head butt me..”

Adopted father of the AnVil / GIANTSPACEā„¢ returns!

by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please throw strikes to Bourn

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K this fool

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheddar!

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

done.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh jesus don't walk him.

He can’t hit.

Eugeniooooooo!!!!

by FairweatherFan on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go ahead! Walk him! See if I care!

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

reverse jinx ftw!

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

reverse psychology worked

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sir, you have just exceeded the strategic abilities of Bruce Bochy.

by jcb9 on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you walk Bourne,

you might as well hand him 2nd base

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kilson

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by Natto on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

That’s how to throw a fastball.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Wilson’s soulpatch is magnificent in HD.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean Merkin patch, right?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's winnin' time

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Taping "Shark"

so I can see the Dancing

by wilriv21 on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH THIS

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooooo...

MAT-SUI!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thehavenot is standing up

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On your feet everyone!

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K this fool

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good enough

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAIN GETS A WIN

CAIN GETS A WIN

"...and Bocock is in the whole"

by sleeknerve on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAH! 99

Gasss

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Missed 100

by THAT much, Chief!

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ruben Rivera: Incompetent oaf, or mad genius?

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

win!!!!

Make me proud again Hen

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Cain wins like a winner

Only 933 games until the end of Zito's contract

by thehavenot on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This just in

Matt Cain hurls like a hurler

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huzzah!

people hate you, but why do they hate you? because the are jealous!

by satyricrash on May 13, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

14 fastballs

94-97 mph.

Damn.

Fred Lewis can stand under my umbrella.

by S.F. Giangst on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's important

Don’t have your breaking stuff tonight?

Ahhh..Just get by with the fastball

(He smoked ‘em)

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good win.

Good night.

That boy Giggsy
He's won it ten times

by ChrisHero on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WINNNNN!!!! yay

night folks. Fun times

by bondslegend on May 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3 9th!!

Always welcome.

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!

by tobias on May 13, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good win, good win.

Angel Villalona: Treatin' all pitches like fastballs since '07.

by AngelintheInfield on May 13, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Post Game Wrap..

Televised. I have to say this is an awesome add to the broadcast.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on May 13, 2008 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Flem bring his motorcycle or something?

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by SoFa King Mike on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s trying to look cool in the leather jacket.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Jenkins hates it

Jon Miller says he could live without it.

Kruk has been caught with a beer in his paw.

But they are only three.

We who look forward to the televised postgame huddle are legion.

by Moggeee on May 13, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Bruce Jenkins hates it, that’s enough for my wholehearted support.

If you like things that are funny, perhaps you will enjoy ChatterBalks Dot Com?

by groug on May 14, 2008 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 14, 2008 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Late. So what

DANCE

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 13, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll see your Micah...

.... and RAISE you CAIN!

“Matt Cain mounts a challenge to Micah Owings as the best hitting pitcher with his second home run of the season Tuesday night. Cain is now slugging .706 on the season.”

http://www.baseballmusings.com/archives/026616.php

by SNAKESQUASH on May 14, 2008 7:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cain Rakes

On a similar note:

“Meet team OPS leader Matt Cain. A Bondsian 1.072 in case you’re wondering.” Funny stuff on one of the newer Giants blogs:

http://www.orangeblackandblue.com/2008/05/todays-giants-lookalike-too-good-to-be.html

by shn155 on May 14, 2008 8:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Subtle plug there, buddy.

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by Natto on May 14, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CENSORSHIP!

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."

by WalrusMan on May 14, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FASCISTS!!!

The revolution draws ever closer.

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by Natto on May 14, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buzz Bissinger promised to visit. I had to tidy up.

by Grant on May 14, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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