Open Gameday Thread II
by Grant on May 12, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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I probably could have gone the rest of my life without thinking of Jose Cruz, Jr. again.
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just in case I wasn't , you know , ...
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marie Callender sailed with Magellan
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate jose cruz jr.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Had to start a new thread in the fourth inning. We’re good, y’all.
So the Red Sox DFA’d Tavarez. Will Sabean crap himself at the news?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear
The Rockies want him.
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-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/05/rockies-talks-f.html
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-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not like he even needs an excuse.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Julian Tavarez
His expression always looked like he crapped himself.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
any word
on the bum in san jose?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you meant that Bumgarner had been called up to SJ and I was going OMG WUT
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<3
Mad Bum
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks
i am dumb and thought Bum pitched for San Jose. Feel free to storm my house with pitchforks.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, but you nearly caused me to run out of the house yelling GOING TO SAN JOSE BRB and drive hellbent for SJ Muni.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS I live in the East Bay, not so close to San Jose
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats
quite possibly the coolest reaction to anything ever.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only it was GOING TO THE MOON BRB
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MadBum was dealing in Augusta today, if that’s who you meant. Six innings, seven Ks, one walk. Something like that.
by Grant on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also AnVil with the home run.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is what I meant. Augusta.
freudian slip.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seems like Astros are doing damage not with Zito’s FB but with change
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
trivia question
Barry Bonds and Jeff Kent?
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was like yesterdays question
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
by sleeknerve on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AFLAC
Keith Hernandez and Willie Stargell? But that wouldn’t be team-specific….
Miguel Tejada and, uh, some other guy.
by Grant on May 12, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay seriously who is this pitching because I don’t recognize him.
PS Bengie and Manny.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tejada would have stolen that if he were still in his mid-30s.
by Grant on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice momo change!!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just can’t get used to seeing this during a Zito start.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quito?
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the second time that a ‘stros hit and run has helped the Giants today?
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito in the zone now
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZEETS!
(graphic)
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
by oooreebay on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck it , Lancelot.
Shades of an ace out there.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito, Zito, bo bito
Bo banana fo fito
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
by IMbitter on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These innings feel so good
because they’re so rare…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dreamy
i think he would try and barehand catch a ninja star if he thought it would speed up the play
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
11 pitches again?
"Liberal is to the media what the 2008 San Francisco Giants are to good baseball."
-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZITO ERA down to 6.21....
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Contract extension?
Running down the wing
Hear United sing
Viva Ronaldo
by ChrisHero on May 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CY YOUNG MATERIAL
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
by sleeknerve on May 12, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOSH
Zito with the shutdown inning!!!!!11
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 12, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rosie at the game?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rowand
is more an OBP machine than run producer – SF should move him up in line-up
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bengie speed
Without killing anyone
We've won it 10 times
by ChrisHero on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take "Opposites" for $500
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you think Rowand plays better
for every extra bruised rib, scrape, black eye, etc?
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's negotiating a contract
with Adolph’s Meat Tenderizer
clank
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOWSER
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bow wow!
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
by IMbitter on May 12, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yatta
Without killing anyone
We've won it 10 times
by ChrisHero on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PNWAGE
And that wasn’t a fastball, either!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOWKER!!!!!!!!!
Riddle:
I wear blue and white, I arrive to baseball games in the 4th inning, I leave in the 7th inning, my team's home stadium plays movie trailers between innings, I read magazines during the game, I play with beach balls, and I love the wave.
Who am I?
by 25 on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
finally, bowker becomes bowker
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
by sleeknerve on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
John Bowker...
Tied for the team lead in HRs.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LONG JOHN BOWKER!
Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal
by nostocksjustbonds on May 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never leave us again.
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CALLED IT!!
remember when bowker was hitting HRS??? w00t
by bondslegend on May 12, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HR on a curveball?? Good work Johnny boy!!!
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on May 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
a mail order teddy bear.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, better send that Bowker kid back to AAA!
Eugeniooooooo!!!!
by FairweatherFan on May 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And bring back Bo-cockie
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Bocock....cock..lol
"...and Bocock is in the whole"
by sleeknerve on May 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a while.
Not right now.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only reason Bowker should go to AAA is so that he can get more at bats, including against Lefties. If he starts to get only 2-3 pinch hit ABs a week because Aurilia gets hot or something silly, he shouldn’t waste development time on the bench. Down he goes and bring up the great Leono.
Castillo hits doubles.
by kennv on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Booooo!
How rOOOOOOOOOOOOOOde
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
San Jose Update
Pablito 2-2 with a double and rbi and Snyder dealing better than Zito.
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*waves*
How we all doing tonight? We’re winning? But…Zito has to go 0-20!
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoo , what stinks?
Dead Padres.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Take Zito out!!!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To the ball game!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not buying him any peanuts or Cracker Jack though.
by Natto on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you care if he ever comes back?
Hell yes , and maybe that was his diabolical plan…to suck at first then get Comeback Player Of The Year!
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREDDIEEEEEE
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our sudden manlove
chased the muse away.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow 84 MPH...
Zito better cool it down or else he’ll wear himself out, dial it down to 81-82
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowser
“Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.”
Only 934 games until the end of Zito's contract
by thehavenot on May 12, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’d be pinch-hitting for Zito at this point.
by Evan on May 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t know you were on the roster.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 76 pitches
And, he doesn’t look that bad.
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-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 shut out innings and counting...
what were the Vegas odds for that happening?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Regarding your sig...
Does “Buy High” refer to the value of the player, or to Sabean?
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It means Sabean trades for a player at the players peak value only to have him crumbling down…How many examples do you need?
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I'm good...
I was trying to infer that Sabean, when he buys…is high!
Yeah, I know. Not very funny.
That's all I can stands, I can't stands no more!
by tobias on May 12, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zito dealing, FLEW 2 for 2 and the return of the Atomic Dog
This has been my favorite 5-innings of the season.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry...
Everything is reversed so the bullpen will come in and blow it soon.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just turned the game on, and something really doesn’t seem right
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
also, BOWKER!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in your spot.
I’m just going to assume that Zito got shelled in the 3rd and was knocked out. You with me?
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew. Much better.
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
9-3 Astros?
I think I need my 9th beer!
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol pie
Holm was pied.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holm was pied...
Someone should pie Amy Gutierez.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Obscene comment in 3....2....1....
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"________________________"
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If my guy friends were here I would have heard about 20 cream pie jokes in as many minutes….so what if I laugh at them? I’m just saying.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a strawberry pie before the game
It is making all the difference so far
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She'd get it
Without killing anyone
We've won it 10 times
by ChrisHero on May 12, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's no Leeann Tweeden.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Barbi Benton.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I understand calling Bowker The Bull
something to do with raging red unis
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i think amy's allure
comes strictly from the fact that she is not cammie.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just tuned in--
What are the current theories about our pitcher? Have we already discussed:
- aliens kidnapped Barry Zito and are using his body like a meat puppet
- he made a Robert Johnson type of deal with the devil, and didn’t choose the guitar excellence option
- He’s going to blow up in the 6th inning more than Baghdad
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Option #4.
Didn’t you hear he got shelled in the 3rd?
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eugenio Velez in a skirt
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Castillo in a skirt
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie McGee
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no skirt. just leather
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream
Where I could combine two of my favorite things: flamboyantly gay stuff and baseball. But this is a nightmare because it includes Jose Castillo.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I win this game.
Larry Bird in a skirt, with Willie McGee in a skirt acting as a fluffer, then Bruce Bochy in a skirt battting cleanup.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is absolutely nothing redeeming in that post, therefore, you win
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except there's maybe ONE redeeming quality
Long-lasting appetite suppressant. Healthier than fen-fen… physically, anyway.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Fen fen kills people, mom…I’m a doctor, that’s how I know.”
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No no no, these guys don’t have the legs for it. Plus, keep him away from Zito. God only knows what’s living in his…area.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good evening, Guillermo. By “slumpbuster,” do you mean cammie blackstone? ‘Cause I think she’d qualify under ANY definition.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm. .. . meat puppet.
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on May 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Omar!
Great to see you back in the lineup.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey , Jose CAN catch.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or
Is it like that scene in The Sandlot when someone just hit it right into his glove?
You’re killing me, Smalls?
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-My Father.
by thecrippesking on May 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FOR EV ER
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was a really good fielder, except for that one time…. you know, like Cody Ransom
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's actually true
can he play center though?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably not… stay tuned!
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My only complaint about this game thus far has been the paucity of Cantonese cursing.
by Evan on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I only know mandarin, would that do?
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto says you Mandarin-speakers can’t curse worth a damn. True?
by Evan on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
let’s have a chinese curse-off between cantonese and mandarin. let the mcc decide!
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cantonese wins easily. Mandarin just doesn’t have enough variety.
Still in despair.
by Zetsuboushita on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
through common knowledge!!!
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on May 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dang.
the game got tied while I was Chinese nerding.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn’t know you were a farmer.
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on May 12, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's some Hokkien for you. It's nasty.
Ka Nee Na Chao Chee Bai
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good evening Counselor
I do not get into players personal biz – just know some of the dollies he was hanging around before would not qualify
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh
I think Evan was right
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get somebody up the pen....NOW
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
had to leave and missed watching bowker’s HR in person. Frick.
by bondslegend on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
next time Babe comes up you know what you gotta do
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nooooo
but i wanna help the team…what a quandry you’ve put me in
by bondslegend on May 12, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Zito walk brought to you by...
Miller High Life.
The Champagne of Beers.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the surmountage.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone keeps telling zito
to not walk, then he gives up hits. But no XBH tonight.
by bondslegend on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Glad Zito hit last inning..
And we didn’t use a pinch hitter for him.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
chulk is pissed
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pence looked he was running in fast motion
Armando B.: "It's not my fault"
by M. IVIE on May 12, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These are cheap hits, no big deal. But he’s not the guy I want to see on the mound against this run of good righties.
by Evan on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah , they've seen him.
And he seems to have lost his control. A little.
And we seem to have lost the lead a little as a result.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Berkman-Key AB here
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by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Zito has been pretty dominant
except for the 3rd. Low pitches through all other innings
by bondslegend on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck it , Lance.
just keeping it loose…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That didnt take long
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by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah well it was fun while it lasted.
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boom.
Hey, it looks like Zito’s pitching!
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Blurg.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hang, bang, tied
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on May 12, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ka Nee Na Chao Chee Bai!
Noonan. Nooooonan!
by Giant Fan in Singapore on May 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gung Hay Fat Choi!
Sorry. East Bay resident ‘70 – ‘73 , all I know.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jet Li!!
sorry, i’m japanese and i liked Lethal Weapon 4.
Ryan Paul: Two four-letter words are better than one.
by The Enchanter on May 12, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zito . . .
真他妈的
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least
it was berkman, and not like jose or something
by Gamer101 on May 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks a hell of a lot, Mordy From Monsey.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How is that my fault? Im dying here!!!
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pointing out that it was a "Key At-Bat." You KNOW Zito can't handle pressure.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guilty as charged....):
"Buy High-Sell Low"--The Brian Sabean Method Of Trading
by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lance berkman
is a douche.
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Justin Smoak is comparable to Lance Berkman than Brian Sabean & Co. must draft the kid
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we have the hot women for the K's again?
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by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No...Uh uh...
You don’t Ban people. I ban people.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was a suggestion
not an action
by bondslegend on May 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t ban people, Mario Van Peebles
"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 12, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody could have anticipated...
...Lance Berkman hitting a homer.
All-Father Watch: 1.33 ERA, 3 saves, 0.98 WHIP, 19 Ks in 20 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on May 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito
has actually had some swings and misses tonight
by cakes on May 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
One out away from a Quality Start! Woo hoo!
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any quality start that ends with a game-tying HR
is booshite in my book
by bondslegend on May 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any Zito start where he leaves with the Giants not losing...
...is A-OK in my book.
He is leaving, right? No chance Bochy brings him back for another inning? Someone please reassure me.
All-Father Watch: 1.33 ERA, 3 saves, 0.98 WHIP, 19 Ks in 20 1/3 IP
by EliminateMe on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sound cue: crickets
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bullpen
how long is merkin valdez sidelined for? not that we have lead anymore but I have begin to love Walker Valdez Wilson for 7 8 9th
by po on May 12, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Zito's still meh..does that mean I can break this out again?
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"How long could your winless streak go , Barry?"
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking now more...
“I swear, Hilary’s were this big.”
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh....
Strike three ump. Come on man.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK , Barry . Good job.
Followed by a bad job , but that was sort of expected anyway…
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what kind of crowd response is Zito getting there?
all i have is the boxscore- looks like he pitched ok until the 6th
by slojoe on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch the ribs Aaron!
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm.... ribs.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that, people..
Is what we call Cannibalism.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
delicous cous... mmmmm....
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now lets get him a run!
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: One of the few reasons to watch this year.
by sfgreg on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's win one for the Zeeter.
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
by IMbitter on May 12, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No place like home
Cavs beat Celtics tonite
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i say
if the giants don’t score here, they bring him back out to try and get the win….i mean it’s just another lose for zito
by Gamer101 on May 12, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Giants have 3 runs with less than 75 hits!
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All our games are complete games!
Complete with both hope and heartbreak. And hate.
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or tenderness
Rowand’s ribs
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that someone would leave the room so Babe could hit another HR that would be good
by wilriv21 on May 12, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Randy Winn understand that swinging is optional?
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
apparently not.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah he's handy
like a rusty screwdriver
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
OK I don’t know why mix drinks well enough yet. What’s a rusty screwdriver?
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a real drink so far I know, but it sounds like O.J., vodka and Sloe Gin.
you can't block the Bocock
by oldjacket on May 12, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would allow an exception for all of Natto's personal friends. So yes.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Natto has many personal friends
That he can….
...wait for it.......draw on...Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooooo..
That was a nice play by Omar.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Was a replay of I guess yesterday's game.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that didn't take very long.
He on honey-dew hath fed, and drunk the milk of Paradise.
by IMbitter on May 12, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a slight diversion. The original “untradeable” question intrigues me, and my ctrl-F skillz detect no mentions of the people I thought of…
Zito the Most Untradeable? Possibly. I’d submit Stephon Marbury, Kenyon Martin, and Zach Randolph as more untradeable. Yay for NBA salary rules.
I believe Mike Hampton will finally came off the Rockies’ books after this season. Ergo, anything is possible, contractually, in the MLB universe. If the Giants eat a little more than 3/4 of the deal, would someone take a chance on BZ? $4mil per year for him might be low enough for someone to bite. We’re on the hook for all of it if we do nothing. May as well start cutting down.
(Stated as one of the people that was cautiously optimistic Zito would be decent to good for at least three seasons.)
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by David Arnott on May 12, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And Zito stays at 0-7.
No loss, no win.
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by WalrusMan on May 12, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Consider that a victory!!
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by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he should've come back in
and try for the win, i mean cmon one more lose…meh
by Gamer101 on May 12, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll update the file on Zito
Just upgraded from Constant Loser to Constant Non-winner.
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, this is his first ND. Let's see him string a few together before saying 'constant'
DFA all Giants over 34 years old.
by Mayor of 311 on May 12, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs